The evening herald. (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, March 25, 1893, THIRD EDITION, Image 4

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    ANOTHER oar load of our ADVERTISING FOB CAPITAL.
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MSB llfla UliUll rUUUlVCll UUU lb YYno
your order. It 1h superior In ovury re
aped anil low In price. Don't buy an
Mulberry Sellers Outilono la
l'lillflilrlplilw.
for Years llio theatrical patrons of this
peel an., lowm ' nn ii i t (lis country roared with laughter over the late
lnfetlor mtlelev-henyoueun got . John , impersonation of Cohnel
btst for the mce money. Dun't forgot MM Selfrt iu..Tll0 alMcd Agc,.. ln
beet
ub If vou want Cam od Oooilf.. When
It comee to HaniH we can discount all
our neighbor, fn tiualily and prlco.
Corntr Grocery,
Centre and White Sts.
THIRD EDITION
OHTJROH ANNOUNCEMENTS.
Whero nnit WIibii Service Will lio Con.
dieted To-morrow.
Trinity Ilctormcd church, Itev. Robert
nilovle. castor. Service tomorrow at 10
a. m. and 0:30 p. m, Sunda y school at 1 :30 p. m.
Kverybodr welcome.
English Lutheran church, M. II. Havlcc,
pastor. Service lit 10:30 a. in. and 0:30 p. m.
Sunday school at 1:30 p. m Prayer meeting
Thursday evening at 7.
VVelshllaptlstchurch. Preaching services at
10 a. m. and 8 p. m. by the pastor, ltev. I). I.
Evans. Sunday school at " p. m. Everybody
welcome.
AH Saints' Episcopal church, Oak street, near
Main. Evening service by lay render. Sunday
school at 2 p. in. All seats tree and every 6dr
mado heartily welcome.
Itoman Catbolio church of the Annunolntion,
Chorry street, above West street, Rev. II. V
O'Reilly, pastor, Mosses at 8:00 and 10:00 a. m
Vespers at 3:00 p in.
Kcholos Israol Congregation, West Oak
street, llev. S. Itubliiowltz. Rabbi! servlco
every Friday evening; Saturday and Sunday
afternoon nnd evening.
Bt. George's Lithuanian Catholic church.
ornor Jardln aud Cherry streots. Rev. L.
Abromaltls, pastor. Mass and preaching nt 10
a.m. Vespers at 3 p. m.
Ebonoser I'vangollcnl church, Rev. R. M. Llch
tenwalner, pastor. Services to-morrow at 10 a.
m.ln German, and 0:30 p. m. ln English. Sundaj
school at 1:30 p. m. All are heartily Invited to
attend.
Salvation Army, corner Main and Oak streets.
Captain Kather nnd Lieutenant Shlndel In
command. Servloes all day, couiroonolng av 7
and 11 a. m. and 3 and 8 p. m. Meetings will
bo held overy night during the week excepting
Monday night.
Prosbytorian church. Prei.chlng to-morrow at
10:30a. m. and 6:30 p. m by Rev. It. V. Johnson,
of Philadelphia. Sunday school at 2 p.m. The
Christian Enleavor Society will meetotiTues
day evening it 7:30. Prayer meeting onThurs
day evening it 7:30. All are cordially luvltod
English Baptist church, South Jardln street
Rev. H. G.James, pastor. Preaching at 10:30a
m, and 0:30 p. m. Sundav school at 2 p. m..
Deacon Ilunn, Superintendent. Monday evening
at 7 o'clock tho II. Y. P. U. will meet. General
prayer meeting on Wednosday evening at 7
o'clock. Everybody welcome.
First Methodist Episcopal church, Rev. Wm.
Powlck, pastor. Divlno worship at 10:31)
a. m. nnd 6:30 p. m. Morning subject: '-Providing
Things Honorable." Evening subject :
'Etiquette of the Sanctuary." Sunday school at
2 p. m, Epworth League at 5:15 p. m. Prayet
meeting at 7:30 on Thursiay evening. Stran
gers aud ethers are always welcome.
Primitive Methodist church. Rev. J. Proude,
pastor. Services to-morrow at 10:30 a. m. and
6:30 p.m. Sabbath school at 2 p. m. Christian
Endeavor at 5:15 p. m. every Sabbath. Clasi,
meetings Tuesday and Thursday evenings at
7 o'clock, and Sunday at 9:30 a. m. Prayer'
meeting Thursday at 7 p. m. All Beats free.
Any one not having a church home is cor
dially Invited to come here.
Mulberry
which tho Colonel mado famous tho cry
"There's Millions in It." Tho play binned
on the efforts of an Inventor to eecuro capital
for placing nn article upon tho market with
wwuntnees of fahulous returns. Itnyinond Is
doad and "The Glided Ago" Is on tho shelf,
hut Colm'l Setien still lives and may he met
any day ln Philadelphia. His address may
lo secured any time by answering one of tho
many advertisements that appear In tho
"limitless Onnorliinltles" columiiB of tho
Quaker City papers,
Two nromlnent men of this town nro
amusing their friends by telling ol what fol
lowed an adoption of this plan seeking tho
Co'onel.
Tlio pair left here a short time ngo to
transact business In Philadelphia. Arriving
in tho city they found tho weather extremely
cold and decided to postpone their business
aud remain witlilu tho friendly shelter of a
hotel until tho noxt day. Whilo In their
room trying to dovlso somo ploasnnt method
fo' passing timo one of tho gentlemen sug
gested that answers ho sent to somo of tho
business opportunities" ads. in tho morning
.. , ...i ,
pspors. Tho suggestion was nuopivti ami
within a few mluutos a score br more postal
cards wore dropped inlo a letler box hearing
rneesigoe to this effect: "Dear Sir: Meet me
ftt tho hotel to day between tho hours of
i and 8 p. ni.
In llio nftomoou our two townsmen were
ready for tho calls. It was agreed that ono
should act us door-tender, whilo tho other
would assumo tho dignified bearing of a
capitalist loaded down with wealth for
investment. Promptly at 1 o'clock there was
n rap at tho door, which opened and the
caller was Introduced to tho "capitalist.
Tho new comer was a tall gentleman oi
illsnilied bearing. Tho advertisement he
had inserted road :
iUtl'N'ER WANTED. A good business
World's Fair. Addross, "O," 123, olllco,
The advertiser proceeded to divulgo his
scheme, which was to secure n partner who
would assist hlui in inducing people who
intended visiting tho World's Fair to sub
scribe to a plan by which each would soenre
round trip railroad ticket, board and
lodging nnd admission to tho fair ground
everyday during n limited visit iur
Tho scokcr explained that ho had a partner
to go into tho scheme, hut, unfortunately, a
few davs beforo tho partner stepped in front
of a train and lost both legs, henco it became
necessary to seek new blood. All tho now
partner would ho required to invest, $G00,
would cover tho cost of his interist. lint
what am I to mako out of it?" asked, the
capitalist. "Oh, you! yes ahem you sco,
you conio in this way: Say you sell 1,000
tickets, tho profit on each ticket will he $2.50
that will make a total profit of $2,500 and
that wo divide, see? Big scheme, and I'm
the tirst to get on to it." It was agreed that
tho "capitalist" lmvo until tho next day to
consider tho matter and there being another
knock at tho door tho World'B Fair manlpti
lator was ushered out.
Visitor No. 2 represented tho authorship of
New business. Gentleman with
USE DANA'S SAltSAPARILLA, its
" THE KIND THAT CURES".
Letter I.IU.
The following letters roraaln uncalled for li.
the Shenandoah, Schuylkill county, Pa., post
aoe, March 2 , 1808:
Clark Hilda Dennison Elmer
Parties calling for advertised letters should
please say "u-ivertlsed." One cent will be
charged on all a vertlsed letters.
II. C. UOYKIt. P. M.
It has been proven by living witnesses thai
Pan- L'l na It a reniaraubie specific for t q ulct
euro of the rilfflcuU aud daugtrow, throat ant
.uag troubles Us equal can't be round, ''osi.
.Z cents. Pan-Tina btMila nt P. P. D. Klrlln'f
drug store.
Superior goods at 25 per cent, lower that
lsewhoro at Holdormsn's iowelry store. tl
a Hoc.
Representatives Logon and Kennedy each
received a letter in the samo mail, from the
same constituent, requesting a pass to Phila
dclphia and return, and to be sure to send a
"Bird Book " They however learned just as
they were about making applications for the
passes, that Representative Cooper had
Just forwarded a pass and Bird BiMik to the
very same individual. Is it any wonder that
our Repiesentatlves complain, at times,
about being annoyed and importuned by un
.reasonable and hoggien uemaiuis and re
quests like the above. Ahhlaud Local.
Judge Henry II. Ooldsbo rough. Baltimore
"it snves m-3 measure u recom-
from
MU., says: - It gives mi pleasure to reiora
meed HMlvu'ioii Oil to any ooe suffering
rheumatic or other paius
WlWlttMl,
To complete files, two oojwe eaoh o th
.Evbninb IIebai.d of January 1st, 3d an
4th, and February Bth, 1802. A liberal pric
will be paid for the same.
Coughtusr Lends to Gonaamptloii,
Kemp's Ilnlsam will stop the cough
once
at
Vote for your favorite teaoiier.
C?Or AAfV New business. Gentleman with
$&0,UUtJ with some capital wanted. A
He was nn easy going, pleasant, rather
good looking nnd apparently intelligent fel
low. He produced a type-written prospectus
covering ft number of pages, setting fortl:
thi virtues of a now process for manufactur
ing mortar for building purposes. $100,000
was required for tho plant, but $25,000 would
irive it a good start. Tho dotails were set
forth iu full and everything was "cut and
dried" for tho management. Tho president
of the company could draw a salary of $0
per day, tho superintendent $5, secretary 5,
eDeineer $1, and laborers $2 per day. If tho
"capitalist" invested the presidency and
supcrintendoncy could be consolidated and
that would mako the otlico worth $11 per
day. Tho investment would pay about l(i
per cent. Of course, until such time as
more capital could be secured nnd the plant
commenced to mako productions the salaries
would bo mid out of $25,000 sought. Tho
"capitalist" didn't take kindly to this and
the visitor suggested that if tho mortar husi
ness did not meet with favor the money
could be invested in the manufacture of
new flrn truck. Cuts produced showed
truck with combination ladders, witu a man
sitting on top driving a team of horses as
going to a fire. Another cut showed the
ladders 6hooting up into the air to a level
with the several stories of n building anc
walk-ways stretching from the ladders to the
windows Tho visitor left a copy os th
plans and wa9 bowed out.
Caller Xo. 3 had waited several minutes i
the hallway and had lo3t none of his
patience, but he explained that he had plenty
to spare and would have put up with await
of sn additional hour to have an opportunity
of ventilatiug tho merits of his odorless
excavator. He was summarily disposed o
and he went out muttering something about
some d n fools not being able to tell a
good thing when thoy saw it.
No. 4 wonted money with which to inanti
facture luttr pins warranted to hold on to tho
hair like grappling irons, but his under
taking was not oontidered big enough.
A gentleman who seemed to be a lawyer
Worlds Fair Holiday Trip !
i o Days at the World's Fair
With accommodations Bt a flist-class Chicago hotel, and transporta
tion to and from Chicago, Including sleeping berths, all free of cost,
To the 2 Most Popular Teachers.
CONTEST CLOSES JULY 1st, 1893, at 6 P. M.
Tho two teachers who recolvc tho lnrgest number of votes will bo token
to tho World's Pair and royally entertained by tho Hkiiai.d. Cut out this
coupon, nnd on the blank lines write the namoof the Public School Teacher,
north of the llroad Mountain, in Schuylkill county, whom you consldcrmost
popular, and send It to tho "CosTnrr Kimoit, Evmmno IIhiiald, Shenan
doah, Pa." Every coupon properly tilled out counts as one vote for one
teacher. Every person, young or old, can vote, and vote as often aft they
pleaBo. Coupon must bo in tho bands of the editor wtlhln ten (10) dajs after
the da to It boars.
Name of Teacher...
Residence...
Name of Voter..
Residence.
MAltCII 25, 1893.
Gold Necklace.
tlxo 3LsVi.oIs.-y Onos.
A Gold-Headed Cane.
W. H. Mortimer, tho Pottsvlllo Jewelcr.will
Holdcrman, tho Jeweler, will give the lady
loachcr receiving tho hlghoH number of
volc3 a Handsomo.Gold Necklace.
A Set of Furs.
R. J. Mills, tho Pottsvlllo Hatter and Fnr
rlor, will give tho lady teacher recotvlng
seoond highest number of votes a hand
some fctet of Pure.
A Plush Toilet Set.
Mr. Reoso will glvo tne lady teacher re
ceiving tho second highest number of
votes a handtome Plush Toilet ct.
ADHUTIONAL OFFER.
The two teachers having tho third and fourth highest number of volej at theelosoof the I
contcsi will via t NIAGARA FALLS, mid remain tluro nvedays.at the expense of the HmiALD.
glvo the gentleman teacher lecclvlng tho I
hlgheBt number of votes a Gold.heaueo
Cano.
Gold-Headed Silk Umbrellas.
The Home Friendly Society, of Ualtlmore,
Md., will present tho two lucky competi
tors ln tho contest with handsome Goia-
headed Silk Umbrellas.
w
rE HAVE the exclusive agency, ln this vicinity, for the pale of the I
Now "COLUMDCS" MACHINE, which Is now tho most desirable
machlno ln use. Written guarnntco goes with everyone, Insuring
them, under ordinary care, for Ave years. Our price only
Call and inspect them. New styles of Dinner nnd Tea
Hets. I on Hollowware of every description. The spring-time approaching
Hnds our sioro crowded with bright nev goods nnd appreciative buyers.
antra dtocan & waidlets.
And So ft Goes!
Wbcu Ucwlnr Machines are mentioned the name
of the STANDARD rises Instinctively to the lips.
Why y Bccauso It will sow as much ln four hours. 1
as others do In live,
Ilccauso It 1b a lobor-snver, and makes less noise
than nny machine on the market.
Pay no attention to tho disparaging talk of our I
competitors, as that only proves that It Is their most
dangerous rival.
Call and see It for yourself,
T B. SHAFFER,
Cor. Jardln ainlfLloyd Sts., Shemuulouh.
in front of the hotel and washeurd saying,
"Golly, hut dat molts do ico quick."
A fellow with a radiant nasal organ that
looked like tho large end of a cirrot wanted
monoy with which to start a Keely euro
establishment. He guaranteed patients in
blocks of twenty every third day; exp ossed
a willingness to superintend tho institution,
and o lie red to share the profits with the in
vestor. He asked $10 down for a refusal. Ho
got tho refusal.
So tiie callers kept coming and going all
afternoon and at one time thoy camo so fast
that they threatened to force the door. After
7 o'clock the hall was packed and becoming
tired of tho game our townsmen slipped out
a sido door and took in tho winter clrcas,
with one thing learned, and that In the "busi
ness opportunities" columns of the city
papers contaiti fow jewels and peoplo who
handle them must ho extremely cautious to
avoid being nipped.
STATH.-MilVh IN (iENKUAI
Tntereithig HvoiiIh in t)lfl'viit Sections t
trio Keystone State.
Pottoviixe, March SC. The excitement
caused by the explosion of gns in the Oak
Hill colliery, near Jliuernvillo, yebterdny,
In which two miners were killed, has not
yet entirely died away. The debris strewn
about the mine br the force of the explo
sion has not been entirely cleared up, but
work In this direction is progrwfciug us fast
as can be exported when the wrecked con
dition of the mine i tiikon into considera
tioji. It will bo bevornl days before things
are nut Iu nrooer shape ngnin. Lho Iu-
Alter tlieDulliHiuents.
Deputy Tax Collector Higgins and Con-
stablo Boland were at the Lehigh Valley
depot bright and early this morning watching
for two Hungarians thoy henrd were about to
leavo town without paying their taxes. Oue
of the Hnngarians was caught by Boland,
but tho other got wind of the situation and
started eastward along the Lehigh Valley
railroad. Deputy Higgins gave chase, but
had to travel to Park Place before ho got tho
man. The delinquents were put in the
lockup, but later in tho daylhcy settled up.
fffcn Baby was slot, we gave her CaUorfa.
When she was a Child, she cried for CastorU.
When she became Miss, she clung to Costorla.
trbea she had Children, she gave them Castoiia.
wanted some ono to purchase a half or con-1
trolling interest iu a well (?) paying printing ! neml services over tho remains of the two
establishment with largo contracts for special miners who lost thoir lives will bo held in
work of medicine men. The brother-in-law MluewvIllB to-morrow afternoon.
. , ., . . i , iiforann, who had his skull fractured,
of the caller was the owner of the plant and j2t eVeninir.
was oougeu lo meui n luungugu oi ?ixju.
That atnouut would have to be paid down I
aud the balance could be paid on
insallments. I lie capitalist, niougni inere , u lt to th
liavn t.i hn imld ,Wn I lie contnici A wurueii.
w I New Castle, March -o. rue contract
The "capitalist" thought there . u.rks b.. ',.en ,et to the
was too much "well" business about this. J Smythe eoinpnny, of Pittsburg, and work
Another callor had a coal saver. His will be commenced soon. The new system
A.nlaatln,i if It nutinnt Iia orlvAn unnf. but it will Increase the ore-sent capacity of the
l r, , u,l ui,,t,bv,nanf
nUIIU) I . If ... I IJ.lt I, II 1 . ...... , V V.I((.u .HUUV
to tibout 70 or 100 additional uanils
II you liuve carpei rugM unci
rvrlsli Ui em made Into Home
ixitade CHrpct, send t!nm to
was a "dandy." W0 would he required to
' put it in shape and within six months half
, the coal mines would he thrown idle by it Coming J!ents.
' and the operators would he obliged to buy up , April 3. Easter hall; Bobbins opwa house,
i el, a natjki.e ni luuwiniM book nanvfuaers. A Amil 10. Fair and feitival, Q A. It,
FrIcJce'8 Cat-pet Store, xo S. ., r the saver was left for trial. The Wisows' and Orphans' fund; Itohhlne' open
J'nriliii street.
; iMigv ;r (.wv-v - -
t4tf I HtI jiwtor sprlnkleel It on the oy imvemenf, house.
Spring and Swm Mlnery ;
Our first Opening of Spring1 and Summer
Millinery will take place on Thursday, Friday
and Saturday, March 30 and 31 and April 1.
Our Millinery Department will be on second
floor, reached by a broad, easy stairway is a
spacious, well-lighted room, 70x22 feet, and
suitable in every respect 'for the purpose, hav
ing large mirrors between every window and
furnishings of the latest and most approved
style.
This department will be in charge of an ex
perienced and courteous forelady. We have
secured the services of a noted trimmer, from
abroad, whose skillful, stylish and artistic
work has never failed to please the most fas
tidious. We shall keep everything in trimmed
and untrimmed Hats and Bonnets; everything
in Flowers, Laces, Feathers, Aigrettes, Rib
bons and jets of all kinds.
Novelties will be added as the' appear dur
ing the season. We shall make a specialty of
Trimmed Hats and Bonnets; shall keep a select
assortment from which any lady can, at a mo
ment's notice, make a satisfactory choice.
As this is our first season for millinery, we
have spared neither trouble nor expense to
make it a model department, and the result is
even more than we anticipated.
THIS will also be our GENE HAT. SPIUNG OPENING for tho
entire store. Each department will lmvo something new
choice and seasonable. Dress Goods will represent all domestic
goods, as well as the finest Importations or wool, silk and wool
and all silk. All the new weaves, fancies and mixtures, with
odd, unfamiliar names, but very beautiful In design and tlnlsh,
will be found here. A neat little book will be given awuy to all
purchasers of millinery goods. Everybody cordially Invited to
be present nt our First Opening of Spring and Summer Millinery,
Ihursday, Friday nndSaturday. March J and 31 and April 1.
Proa, Ponflniy and Stewart 1
0, GEORGE MILLER, Manager.
-OF-
WINTER .GOODS,
Few white and colored blankets, ladies' and child
ren's coats, which will be sold regardless of cost.
Come earl)r and secure bargains at
J. J. PRICE'S,
OLD RELIABLE,
NORTH MAIN STREET.
QUEEN & CO, Of Plii!a.lc!puia,
Send their 3Se Specialist
XoSSiciiunaonli,1.Vedii;Hduy,I1Iarcli2
He will be found at the
Ferjfiison XIounc From 8:80 a. m. to 5:30 p.m.
Persons who have headacht or whose eyes are causing dis
comfort should call upon their specialist, nnd they will re
ceive Intelligent and skillful attention. NO CHARGE to ex
amine youreyes. Evcrypalr of glasses ordered Is guaranteed
to be satisfactory.
Found Out.
Tne best lino easiest war lo ctt ria of a
Cough or oold that mny develop lnlo con-
Buiiipiiiiu ib in luvesi o e-euiH in a oolite 01
I'HU-iiub, me gnmremeny iiriougns.unim.
La Grippe, Tlirontaud Lung Disorders, Trial
Domes irte all'. 1'. 1J. Klruu'sorug store,
Piles or Hemorrhoids
Permanently cured without knlfo orllgatnro.
danger or safierlng. No delay from bus-
new whilo under treatment. Patients who
to responsible need not pay until woll. A
ittfoct cure guaranteed. Send for circular.
It. REED, M. D,
129 South 13th St., Philadelphia.
Bcfon, by pennls-lon, to tho editor of the
tvnuiNd IIbeals. tf
PEOPLE'SMSTOREI
121 N. Main Street, Shenandoah.
Boois, Shoes, (vents' Furnishings I
At greatly reduced rates.
jGL. 37:e33EL:Ea."X", Pi'oprletor.
Best photographs and crayons at Dabb's.
HOOKS & BROWN,
EASTER BASKETS,
EASTER NOVELTIES.
Full line Paper-cover Novels.
IT PAYS to buy your
Boots and Shoes and
Rubber Goods at the
emporium of Joseph
Ball. Finest line of
goods carried in town.
JOSEPH BALLS,
No. HO 3NT. 3VEo,xx Stroot
lo 50 A WE
Wanted, an honest, earnest man or woman
In every county to take the solo agency for an
article that Is needed lu every home, sells at
sight. In town or country. You can make SlWd
In threo months introducing lt, after which it
will bring you a steady Income. One agent (
student canvassed ln California during sum
mer vncatlon and returned to Iloston. Mass.,
wllh &00 ln cash as the rosult of his sales. A
splendid opening for the right person. Don't
lose a moment ; write nt onco to
PccrlcRH Irlatjufuc'j; Co.,
Iluffalo, N. Y or Chlcnio, 111.
Chris. Bossler'o
No. 4 NORTH MAIN STREET, SALOON AND RESTAURANT,
fyT M. HURKK,
A TTORNET'J. T-IaA Vf
SniSANDOAU, PA.
Omc-ss-Koom 8, P. O. Building, (JhoctBfls
W tly Uulldlngi roitsviue.
(Mnnn's old stand)
104 Sou tit flluin Street.
Finest wines, whiskeys nnd olgnr always ln
stock. Fresh Ileor. Ale nnd Porter on tap.
1 Choice Temperance Drinks.
JOE WYATT'S
SALOON AND RESTAURANT,
(Christ, llossler's old stand.)
Miilu anil Coal Hh MliemtiMton.il.
Host beer, ale and porter on tap. Tho flnost
brands of whiskeys and elgars. Pool room at-Uohed.
TU. JAMBB Hl'KIN.
PHYSIQIA t? AND aORailON.
OffUo and nsstfdance, .Mo, .31 Ncrth Tard'n
Street, Shinandoah