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"is a inj8icmn, l nave prBsenwa ana user S. s. la my practice as a tonic, and for bloor tnfuiiics, and nave Leen vcrysucceasrui. I ncei utf remedy which pave such general atlsfao tfon to myself and iMtients. I "l4.1J.Kixru,M.D.,Macley,Ind." Treatise on blood nn Iskln diseases mailed free, &YYUT bl'CU'lC COn Atlanta, Ga.. Beg to announce to his friends and Satrona n-ul iho publlo generally that 8 has 'nir.'li iitnl lib inrber shop lately ooouplt-i by O J. Yoi. t, No. 12 West Centre Street EEEKANDOAH, PA. ITS Chl?tieitef Enzllih Diamond Ttnnt. rENNYROYML PIUS lier'misfjana, ana oi" too fu-ir.itr a mKe to endure the linrd life the I'nnneottout farmers must or do lead. She wai pro nounced by the Pla infield doctor to have aucce-wivcly "a spine In the back," a "rising' of the lung's," and it "gitteral complaint of tho light" (was. It catarr hal?). Duly she was blistered, plast ered and fomented, dosed with Urand reth's pills, mulleti root In elder, tansy, burdock, bitter-sweet, catnip and bone set teas: dried rattlesnake's flesh, and the powder of. a red squirrel shut Into a red hot oven living', baked until powder able, and then put through that process In a mortar, and administered fasting. Dearly beloved, 1 ain not Improvising, All these, and sundry other and filthier medicaments, which I refrain from mentioning, did ance, perhaps do still, abound in the Islands of this Yankee dom, and slay their thousands yearly, aft'Vrith the jaw-bo tj9 of an ass. At length Uncle' Josh tackled up Itoker, the old horaeAnd set out for Sanbury whereth'-rolived a dootor of scmio-'mti.ffneeT and returned in tri umph with Dr. Sawyer following in his own gig. Miss Eunice was carefully examined by the physiolan, a pompous but kindly man, who saw at once there was.no hope and no help for his fluttering and pantinff patient. One morning a sudden pang awoke her, and her start roused Josh; ho lifted her on the pillow, where the red morn ing light showed her gasping and gray with death; ho turned all cold. "Oood-by, Joshl" said her tender vqice, fainting as it spoke, and, with one upward rapturous look of tho soft brown eyes, they closed forever and her hoad fell back on Josh'sjihoulder, dead. There tho neighbor, who "did choros" for her of late, found the two when she came in. Tho moment that Mrs. Casey lifted his wife from his arm, and laid her patient, peaceful face back on its pillow, Josh flung himself down beside h cr, and cried aloud with the passion and carelessness of a child. Nobody could rouse him, nobody could move him. till Parson Pitcher came in, and, taking his hand, raised and ledhim into the keeping-room. Thore Josh brushed off the mist before his drenched eyos with the back of his rough hand, and looked straight at Parson Pitcher. "Oh Lord! she's dead," said he.as if he alone of all the world knew it "Yes, my son, she is dead," solemnly rfcplied the parson. "It is tho will of "3od and you must be content." "I can't! I can't! I ain't a going to," sobbed Joih " 'ta'n't no use tnlkin', if I'd only 'xpected soinethin', it's that doctor! Oh, Lord! I've swore, and Miss Eunice is dcadl oh eracious iroodv! vhat be I a goin' to do? oh- dear, oh Jcar! oh Miss Eunice!" Parson Pitcher could not cvon smile--the poor fellow's grief was too deey. What could he think of to console him bt that deepesti comfort to the be i saved, her better stute? "M,v dear friend, be comforted! Eunice is with the blessed in heaven!" "I know it! 1 know it! she allers was nigh about fit to get thoro without' dyln'. O Lordy! , hhe's gone to heaven and 1 ha'n't." No there was no consoling Uncle Josh; that touch of nature showed it. He was alone, and refusedto be com forted; so Parson Pitcher made a ferv ent prayer for the living, that un awares merged into thanksgiving for the dead, and went his way, sorrowfully convinced that his holy office had in it no supernatural power or aid, and that some things are too deep and too mighty for map. After this Josh retired to his own house, and, according to Mrs. Casey's story, neither slept nor ate: but this was somewhat apocryphal, and three days after the funeral, Parson Pitcher, betaking himself to the Crane farm, found Unolo Josh whittling out a set of clothes-pegs on his door-step, but look ing very downcast and miserable. "Good morning, Mr. Crane," said tho good divin". "Mornii. , Parson Pitcher, hcv' a cheerl" The parsor v i tlow:i on the bench of tho stoop, a .cl . ,tf illy surveyed Josh, wonderiu'fr ho.v best - to introduce the subj. jt o' li' . '..ss: but t'n .refractory wii" )Wlm- f .iv i no, sign, uud at length tl. p ir.o:i j(oke. "1 you begin to.be resigned to tho will ." Providene , my dear Mr. Crane?" "No, I don't a speck!" honestly re torted Josh. Parson Pitcher was shocked. "I hoped to find you in a better frame," said he. " "I can't help it!" exclaimed Josh, flinging down a finished peff emphatic ally. "I a'n't resigned! I want Miss Eunice. I a'n't willin' to have her dead, I oan't and I a'n't, and that's tha whole on't! and I'd a sight rather oh goody! I've swore again. Ltord-o-massy; 'n she a'n't here to look at me when I do, and I'm goin' straight to the d Oh landl there it goes! oh dear soul, can't a feller stop himself nohow?" And with that Josh burst into a pas alon of tears, and' fled past Parson Pitch er into tho barn, from whence ho cmorged no moro till the minister's steps were heard crunching on the ? ravel path toward the gate, when osh, persistent ns Galileo, thrust his head out of the barn window, and re peated in a louder and more strenuous key, "I a'n't wiUiti', Parson Pitcher." II. There was in the vlllago of Plainfleld a certain Miss Ranney, the greatest vixen in those parts, and of course an old maid. Her tamper and tongue had kept off suitors in youth, and had no wise softened since. Her name was Sarah, familiarized into Sally, and she grew up to middle age, that pleasant, h iadly title being sadly out of keeping with her nature, everybody eallod her Sail. Ilan., and the third generation cearoe knew she had another name. Any uproar in the village always be rjaa with Sail Ban, and woe be to the nnluoky boy who pilfered an' apple un der the overhanging trees of Miss Run ney's orchard by the road, or tilted tw well-sweep of her stony -curbed well to' irutu alj-iuU- Sail wits downupon tha of- LKWW M. KDMl'NDS, South Haftwiok, If Y. BOILS, CARBUNCLES! TORTURING ECZEMA. Completely Cured I Llelo1yu RIU.ACo., o'Bri(0ioIhai'T RDAMA RABflAFARILI E flSffTHf Two i nrit turn 1 had T.nkfaxtiiisnttH jwhliltnr.irthavo ii!imt! my Moml an iM 5 ter In their tuirrt form. I took alarga nuiatiiit of Or. t ine4lcin'N In they left mo wones rami uui mm' mj wurKt. SlClIMn . 1. WH. fc"ly offlWed vtthpi - -" Mini, nwi hix ana iwii tiii-mu Ibinu'len nt one ttmo. I trk-d (TorythlngM lould hear of hut continued tohavo hoiln. Hi ITU AT Addnl to ml thin JCencmnH 1 & l I tormented mo nhrM and day, the SB Itrhinffwafl mtenw. 1 had i-vore pnim in rlght ijdo mid back, rout In ual iH'ailiirht' Iffl CURES IKILl, commctid-d nnitiK it, nnd the tlllrillB tiuUlucuuili-tl-ly I'l MII me. S I.F.WISM. rilMIIMTli IB South Ilartwick. N. V. 5S Hie truth of tho abovn t, Cfillflol to by S II. ILlIOI.llltOOK.l'. M. M South IlnrtwIck.N. Y. H Dana Sarsaparitla Co., Belfast, Mains. A fender nile it nail-storm; anil cuits and shrieks mingled ,iutho wild chorus with her shrill scolding, to tho awe and con sternation of every child within half a mile. Judge, then, of Parson Pitcher's amazement when, little more than a year after Miss Eunice's death, Joh was ushered into his study one evening, and after stroking a new stovo-pipe hat for a long time, at length he said he had "come to speak about bein' pub lished." The parson drew along breath, partly for the mutability of man, partly for wonder. "Whom aro you going to marry, Mr. Crane?" said he, after a pause. Another man might have softened the stylo of his wife to be not Jos'h. "Sail Han," said he, undauntedly. Parson Pitcher arose from his chair, and with both hands in his -pockets ad vanced upon Josh like horse and foot together; . but ho stood his ground. "What, in the namo of common sense and decency do you mean by marrying that woman, Joshu-way Crane?" thun dered tho parson. "Well, ef you'll set down, Parsoi. Pitcher, I'll tell ye the rights on't; you see I'm dreadfully postered with this here swearin' way I've got; I kindei thought it'd wear off if Miss Eunics kep' a looking at me, but she's died" here Josh interpolated a great blubber ing sob "and" I'm gettln' so d badl there! you see, parson, I -do swear dread ful; and I a'n't no moro resigned to hei dyin' than I used to bo, and I oan'tstan' it, so I set flgeringon it out, and I guess I've lived too easy, han't had enougt 'flictions and trials; so I concluded ) hed oughter to put myself to tho wind 'ard of some squalls so as to learn navi gation, and 1 couldn't tell how, till sud denly I brought to mind Sail Ran, wht is the d and all, oh dear! I've nigl about swore agin, and I concluded she'd be tho nearest to a cat-o'-nine-tails J could got to tewtor me, and tlion 1 reklected what old Cap'n Thomas usee to say when I was a boy aboard of hii whaler; 'Itovs.' sez he. 'you'ro allers sol The plaoie of breaking lamp, chimneys is abroad in the land. There are two sorts of chim neys ; brittle and tough. Ninety nine iin a hundred are brittle. The 'worst are imported from Germany. The best are Mac beth's "Pearl-top". "Pearl-glass." Two sorts as to workman ship; fine and coarse. The fine are Macbeth's "Pearl-top" and "Pearl-glass." The coarse are rough and out of propor tion; misfits "and misshapen; they do not . make a good dm ft? tlifiv smnkft. Two sorts as to glass; trans parent ana gray, "rearl.top and " Pearl-glass " are clear, fine and tough not tough against accident tough against oeat. Call for "Pearl-top" .or " Pearl-glass cmnmeys. Pittsburgh, Po, GeoA. M.iciisnt Co. PEERLESS ELMIRA OF ALL TZE3ZE3 BXJ"OTJ! Everything modtleO after Green g Cafe, l'ntiftdojpliii, 32 B. mln St.. 8hennudk. The leading place In town. Has lately been entirely rant vated Everything new, cIum and fresh. The onest hue of Worn and Liquors I ' Cigars, o.. foreign and do. mostlo. Free luuoh served each evening, liig schoonan of f resh.Buer.Port ar, Ale, mt, OPPOSITE : THE : THEATRE. J. J, DOUQHKRTY, ProtC Mar a HAsm Commander Jumes S. Dean. G. A. Old Soldier's Gratituda COMRADES, READ THIS. Torturing, Life Destroying Dyspep sia Cured. Another Triumph for Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. Dir. .Tames S. Ponn. Cnmmntulor of Gen. Grant Tutt, G.A.ll., Komlnut, N.Y.,nml Chief V. H. Mall Au'-nt of tho Ulstor A IJoliuvni ii Kullroiul nml ono nrtlio most popular mil woll known Guiillcincii lu tho Hint, whoso voracity Is bejond question says t I I was all run down with DTSPEPSIA. I doctored and doctored but it all resulted Ibe same way. I grow worse I suffered untold misery night and day. My case was pronounced incurable. I suffered this way for fully TWO TEARS. I' chanced to meet Dr. Kennedy on tho street about that time, and I told him of my condition und ho said, "Jimmy," yoa need not suffer so. como to my ofllco and I'll civo you a bottio of FAVORITE REMEDY, toko it morning, noon and night, and It will euro you. I took tho medicine as directed, but had no conjl Ctnce in a cure, as my caso had been tried by 60 many. After using it a week I be gan to feel better, and in a short whlla nftcr that 1 was ENTIRELY CURED "Just think cfit, entirely cured. That ierrlulo distress, everything I ate, hrmking up sour in my throat had nil gone and I have not had a moments dis comfort eince. To-day tlicro is'nt a IteaUhitr man in this country and my nrmotito is grand. 1 believe I could cat ntta OF KAILS if I had to and digest them with case. Favoihtb Remedy is the foe of Dyspepsia and poor health.,- Yours truly. JAMES 3. DEAH, IJorfuuuT. March 18th, 1602. FOK RENT. Society and club rooms In the post ofllce building. Apply to M. M. Hurke Attorney, Koom 3. 12-H-tf FOIl HALE. Livery outfit for sale oheap for oash. iVpply to H. V. Conry, No 31 South Main street. 1-19-tf FOR H . LE OH HA1'- A. good, sound younc li'irs". Apply at Iowa .Meat aiarunt, 103 H. Jlii'ii strost, mienundoau, 1'a. 310-lw WANTED Fnm April 1st, nice private taouiBon .larlln HtreeVb tweo Centre and Cherrv Answcir until Marchfflth "C. T., ' tlEitAM) office 3,7- t P Jit HALE Oil ItKOT. After April 1-t hotfoNo. 10H West Olierry utrcet. P.ir luriner liiinrmiiiiou luquirs on promises, or v Jos. S. lloddall. 3 0-lw WANTED. A young mm, from 18 to 2u year- of ago. to tlrivo 't baker wago Must be honest and sober and como well r commended. No othor need apply. J P. Plopprt, 29 E. Centre street. 3-9-tf 110rtSATLE Oil R-5NT. A largo storo and dwelling. Storo room suitable for any business. Stable In tuo roar. For full parti culars apply at No. 131 E. Contro street Uatunoy City, l'a. 2-1B tf FOR SALE Must be s ld within ten days A leasehold on Turkey Run hill with a double bloiilc and douolo Ultcncn, euuh part 0 tmalntnr Ave rooms, with cellara urdornoath. All painted md p.ierud. Lot 3l)xl5J foet. In quiro of William 11. Shoemaker, J. P. 2 4-lw FOR HALE. A boarding house, with stoc'.' and fixtures, centrally locatud. In the oity if Hazleton. At present doing a gooi buslnesn. Satisfactory rea-ons given for Helling. Addron E. & X., V. O. llox 10J, Hazleton, Pa. 1-28-if AHAUHAIV for tho stook-. Hxtures, and good will, of a largo proflHble. well es tablished and growing groaerv bu-lm-ss In Shenandoah. Inq.uiroof Wm. II. Shoemaker. J i' Merely curious inquirers are not de sired, 3-ll-10t Q TORK HOLDERS' MEETING. A meeting kj ui uiuoiuuAuuiuBrftui ineuitizetis uuiia Ing and Loan V soclntlon, of Shenandoah, will bo held Tuesday, March lltlt, 1891. at 7.30 p m , at the offloe of tho company, for the pur pose of electing ofll otsnnd eight (8) directors O. W. DENULBK, Secretary. Shenandoah, Pa., March 3, '93. 2-t-td BECIAL NOTICE TO STO 'KIIOLDERS, OBlceof the Miners', Mechanics' and 'La borers' Ilutldlug and Loan Association, of Shen ndoah, 14, The Hoard of Directors of tu s Association lias called a special meeting of its stockholders, to be held at the nffloe of the A soolallon. rooms 1 and t lleddall's building at Shenandoah, Pa , on the I2tu day of April. IP93. at 7 o'clock, p in., for the purpose of votl' g for or against an lnoroj- e of (he capital st ick JOSEPH KNAl'P. -ec'v Shenandoah, Pa., Feb. lu, 1883, 2 101. i)0d WE WANT Til VS MAN In evry eonnTy there is Just the ri ht man hones t. me, getleand persevering should have srrn- mr chanioal gumption. 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So you see, Parson Pitcher, I vfnn't a-(foin' to put myself In a way to quarrel with the Lord's will agin, nd 1 don't expect you to hev no suoh trouble with me twice ns you've lied since Atlas ISnnioe up an' died. 1 swan I'll five up reasonable next time, soein' it's Sail I" Hardly could Paraon Pitcher stand this singular creed of doctrine, or tlm shrewd Mid salf-sntisfled, yet honest, fxpression of face with which Joah i'Ici ..tied his arfrntucnt. Professing-hitn-cr in (jreat luite to study, hepi-oniim-d .o publish as well uh to marry .losh. and, when his odd paritthioner was out of lionrinjj, indulged himself with a long1 'it of laiiR-htor. almost inextinguishable, over Josh's patent Christian izer. Great was the astonish inent of the .vhole cdflfrrcB'Btion on Sunday, when Josh's-intentions were given from the pulpit; and strangely mixed and hesi tating tho congratulations he received after his marriage, which itook place iu the following week. Parson Pitcher took a curious interest in the success of Josh's project; and hud to acknowledge its beneficial effects, rather against his will. Sail Uan was the best of house-keepers, as scolds are apt to 1m: or is it in reverse that the rule boenn? She kept the farm-house Quakorly dealt, and every garment of her husband's scrupu lously mended and refreshed; but if the smallest profanity escaped Uncle .Tosh's lips, he did indeed "hear Ihunder," .lud, with the ascetic devotion of. a (Juyonist, he endured every objurgatory, torrent to the and, though his tft and 'cindly heart would now and then cringe anil quiver in the process. It was all for his good, he often said, and by tho time Sail Pan had been in Miss IJunico's place for an equal term of years, Uncle Josh had become fco mild-spoken, so liltid, so meek, that "urely his dead wife must have rejoiced over it in heaven, evon ns his brethren did on earth. And now came the crowning honor of his life. Uncle Josh was made a deacon. Sull celebrated the ovent by a new black .ilk frock, and asked Parson Pitcher home to tea, as is the great glory of a Xew England housekeeper. Pies, pre serves, cake, biscuit, bread, short-cake, cheese, honey, fruit, and cream were pressed, and pressed again, upon the unlucky parson till he was quite in tho condition of Charles Lamb and the om nibus, gladly saw the signal of retreat from the table, he withdrawing himself to the bench on the stoop, to breathe the odorous Juno air, and -talk over matters and things with Deacon Josh, while "SIr.8. Crane cleared off." T,ong and piously tho two worthies talked, and at length came a brief pause, broken by Josh. "Well, Pareon Pitcher, that 'are calkorlation of mine about Sail did come out nigh outer right, didn't it?" "Yes, indeed, my good friend!" re turned the parson; "the trial she has been to you 1ms been really blessed, and shows most strikingly tho use of discip line in this life." "Yes," said Josh, "if Miss Eunice had lived, I don't know but what I hliould 'a been a swearin' man to this day; but Sail, she's rated it out of mo; and I'm gettln' real resigned, too." Tho meek complacency of the confes sion still gleamed in Uncle Josh's eyes as he went in to prayers, but Sail Ilan looked redder than tho crimson peonies on hor posy-bed. Parson Pitcher made an excellent prayer, particularly descanting, on tho use of trials; and when he camo- to an end and rose to say good-night, Jlrs. Crano had vanished, so he had to go home without taking leave of her. Strange to say, during tho following year a rumor crept through tho village that "Mrs. Deacon Crano" had not been heard to scold onco for months; that she even held her tongue under provo cation; tho lust fact being immedi ately put to test by a few evil minded and investigating boys, who prooeeded to pull her fennel bushes through the pickets, and nip tho yellow heads, receiving for their auda olous thieving no moro thun a mild ro quost not to "do that," which actually shamed them into apologizing. With this confirmation, even Parson Pitcher began to bo credulous of report, and sent directly for Deacon Crane to visit him. "How's-your wife, deacon?" said the parson, as soon as Josh was fairly seated in the study. "Well, Parson Pitcher, she's most on sartainly charijred. I don't believe she's got riled more'n once, or gin it to mo onoe, for six months." "Very singular;" said Pavson Pitcher. "I am glad for both of you; but what seems to liave wrought upon her?" "Well!" said Uncle Josh, with a clear glitter in his eye, "I expeot she must 'a ben to the winder that night you'n I sot talkin' on the stoop about 'flictions and her; for next day 1 stumbled and spilt a lot o' new milk on the kitchen floor, that allers riled her; so I began to say 'Oh, dear, I'm sorry Sail!' when she tips right away, and sez, ses she 'You han't uo need to be skeered, Josh Crane; you've done with 'fliotions in this world: I shan't never scold von no more, i I ain't a goin' to be made a pack-horse to carry my husband to heavenl' and she never said no more to me, nor I to her, but she's, ben nigh about as rutty behaved as Miss Eunice ever since, and I hope I shan't take to swearin. I guess I shant, but do feel kinder crawly about being resigned." However, Uncle Josh's troubles were over. Sail Ilan dropped her name for "Aunt Sally," and finally joined th churoh, and was as good in her strenu ous way as her husband in his meekness, for there are "diversities of gifts;" and when the Plalafteld bell, on that au tumn day, tolled a long aeries of eighty strokes, andlieajson Crane was gathered to his resi in tfte daisy sprinkled bory-ing-yard beakle MJsa, Eunice, the young minister who euoeeeded Parson Pitcher had almost as hard a task to consols Aunt Bally as his predecessor had to in stil reslgnatiou, on aUlMoeossioK, Into, HEADACHE! Of all form, IVevi-ntfrliV, incna, Flte,aWM Hcwnoiuu Dullaeaftt JJi-r..m'., mmi, M9V dtocovoredtytbe eminent lnti-inn. BpectiOMlM nervous dtseains. It doc-j not ruutaln optakngr dnnKeroua drags. MILES KESfl'O KATJVE 7i:uVINBttir Jpllemy. From September to .ljiumrr uslna the Nervine 1 lind ttt lennt. 7r rnm anunowafter tbreo mtmiu' u&o hnvo no tame nitocKs. .iuhn u. l-ollisr, itomixi, Mien." "1 hove been using 1K. Aull,l KliK'eoSb. 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