The Somerset County star. (Salisbury [i.e. Elk Lick], Pa.) 1891-1929, March 26, 1908, Image 8

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    Baltimore & Ohio R.
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT NOV.17, If
MEYERSDALE.
*Daily. Dai ¢ pt Sunday. S11
: only.
CONNELLSVILLE & PITTSBURG. re
part *5.4 a. m., + a. m. (local) *246 p. m.
*434 p.m. (local). Arrive *10.55 a. m. (local)
*]11.32 a. m., *4.50 p. m., 16.50 p. m. *9.29 p.m
CHICAGO, Depart *2.46 p.m. Arrive *il.32a.
m., *4.50 p. m. i a
WASH. BALTO., PHILA. & NEW YORK,
Depart *11.30 a. m., *450 p. m., *0.20 p. m.
Arrive *5.44 a. m., *2:46 p. m.
CUMBERL
*11.32 a. nr,
Pp. m. Arriv
*2.46 p. m., ¥*4.34 p. m. (local).
JOHNSTOWN and Way Stations, Depart
*6.30 a. m., 12.46 p. m.,*4.34 p. m. Arrive §1L32
a. m.,+4.50 p. m., *¥7.15 p. m.
. (local),
Murphy Bros.
RESTAURANT!
JNRIINS
Headquarters for best Oysters, Ice
Cream, Lunches, Soft Drinks, ete.
Try our Short-Order Meals—Beel-
steak, Ham and Eggs, Sausage, Hot
Coffee, ete.
Meals to Order at All
Ae. Hours! es.
We also handle a line of Groceries,
Confectionery, Tobacco, Cigars, ete.
We try to please our patrons, and we
would thank you for a share of your
buying.
MURPHY BROTHERS,
Joy BuILrING, SALISBURY, PA.
at |
De Lozier’s,
if it’s the best of every-
thing in the Grocery
and Confectionery line
that concerns you.
He has it!
Also a niece line of
cigars, tobacco, pencils,
writing tablets, ete.
The Square Deal Store, one door
south of Elk Lick Drug Store.
Fr Agency for Crystal Steam Laundry,
of Cumberland.
Let Me Advise You |
If you have stomach, liver, kidney dr blood
isorders, or any ailment arising from dis-
ordered condition of same such as rheuma-
tism, constipation, etc., go to your druggist
to-day and get a bottic of EGYPTIAN VEGET-
ABLE COMPOUND, use it as directed, an
three days Ion will feel the benefits thereof.
In two wee iving this same
advice to suffering friends, and in two
months you will doubt that you ever have
ick. EGYPTIAN VEGETABE COMPOUND
has cured thousands, many who have tried
everything else and who considered their
cases hopeless, it will cure you, if you follow
directions faithfully, (see guarantee on
every package.) If your druggist is unable
to supply you, order direct from Jaborato
and it will be sent to you, CHarkes repaid,
at $1.00 per bottle, or six bottles 7h £5.00
Write for free booklet containing testi-
monials and other useful information, to
EGYPTIAN MEDICINE COMPANY,
Syracuse, N. Y.
!
STOP THAT COUGH
by using
DR. J. 0. LAMBERT’S
SYRUP
PineTarComp.
Best on earth. For Coughs, Colds,
Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Catarrh,
Asthma and all affections of the re-
spiratory organs. A wonderful dis-
covery of the twentieth century.
Possesses all the medical qualities re-
quired to check and destroy the disas-
trous affects of any of the above
named diseases. Pleasing to the taste.
Prescribed by physicians. A FULL
8 OZ. BOTTLE 35 CENTS. One
Bottle will convince you of its merits.
[Money refunded if not satisfactory.
For SALE BY DRUGGISTS.
THE DR. J. 0. LAMBERT MEDICAL CO.
New York, N. Y.
Dr.King’s New Life Pills
The best in the world.
|
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Stop That Col
To check early colds or Grippe with “*Preventics” |
means sure deieat for Pneumonia. To stop a cold
with Preventics is safer than to let it run and be |
obliged to cure it afterwards. To be sure, Pre-
ventics will cure even a deeply seated cold, but
taken early—at the sneeze stage—they break, or
head off these early colds. That's surely better.
That's why they are called Preventics.
Preventicsare little Candy Cold Cures. No Quin-
ine, no physic, nothing sickening. Nice for the
children—and thoroughly safe too. If you feel
chilly, if you sneeze, if you ache all over, think of
Preventics. Promptness may also save half your
usual sickness. And don’t forget your child, if
there is feverishness, nightor day. Herein prob-
ably lies Preventics’ greatest efficiency. Sold in
5c boxes for the pocket, also in 25¢ boxes of 48
Preventics. Insist on your druggists giving you
e
Preventics
“ALL DEALERS”
ON YOUR
HUNTING TRIP
e to be properly equipped—obtain the STEV-
you CANNOT GO WRONG. We make
. from $2.25 tc $150.00
. from 2.50tc 50.00
from %.501t0
HATTIE’S
GOMPLEXION
BEAUTIFIER.
he most marvelous compound for clearing 1
:e complexion of all impurities, and |
12 skin clear, soft and smooth. Removesand
ii: revents freckles, tan, chaps and all skin
#i-lemishes. Will last all day. Neither rubs or
: “ils off. Three shades; white, flesh and pink.
» uaranteed to contain nothing that is injur-
‘1 us. Price 26¢. a box. Manufactured by
ZAUTIFIER ©0., - Boonville, Missouri. |
For particulars ask your druggist.
“THE HANDY MAN.”
A Man Always Around the House
Isn’t Good for Much Else.
“My husband is such 2a handy man
around the house,” -I recenily heard a
wife remark with pride, says a writer
in the April New Idea. She went on
to tell how he could dry dishes when
the maid was out, and even enjoyed
getting a meal. It seems to me to be a
popular fallacy among wives thata
useful man about the house ig the
most desirable husband. I have no-
ticed, however,—my observation on
this point, owing to my interest in the
subject, has been wide—that the men
who do a maid’s work are the ones
who don’t make enough money to pay
an extra maid for it.
Business, and th€ support of his fam-
ily, is a man’s work. Housekeeping
and meeting domestic emergencies is a
woman’s, and when the two overlap it
is usually to the detriment of both.
I know a man who tried to econo-
mize by employing his wife as his sten-
ographer, but he soon found himself so
underfed and badly taken care of at
home that he changed his tactics. In
the same way, a man who goes home
tired and worried with business cares,
cannot go back in the morning refresh-
ed and renewed for the next day’s
campaign unless he finds recreation,
rest and a reposeful atmosphere await-
ing him. The better the home a wife
makes her husband, the more money
he is going to make for her to expend
in lightening her household labor. If
a wife is sick and the cook leaves and
no one is to bo had, any husband would
be glad to get her breakfast and care
for the house, and be none the worse
for it. In the same way, any wife un-
| der similar circumstances would be
{ glad to go to her husband’s office, get
| hi= mail and send his telegrams; but
{ one should be as much a matter of
emergency as the other.
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“Billy,” she said, “be surc
bring all your money home to-
And with izh she added—
“Rent da; 3
Billy i
gether—
leit him at
while she again took up her solo:
- “And Elizabeth needs a new dress
and a sew coat.”
“You wouldn't taink a baby’s clo-
thes would cost so much,” said Billy
sadly, still trying to reach a vulner-
able part of his steak.
They returned to the duet, furioso,
and this time he was the cone to carry
the air. .
“When does the insurance man
come?”
“To-morrow,” she mourned.
“No; you're getting him mixed
with the furniture man. It's the
furniture man who comes to-mor-
row.”
" “No,” she said, “they both come
to-morrow.”
“What!” he asked, *‘both togeth-
er?” And he looked up momentarily
irom his filet of sole leather a3
though to say, “This is too much!"
“I wonder,” she said, “when we
will be able to get new curtains for
the front windows?”
He turned the steak over.
“And look at the toes of my shoes.”
she continued.
“Look at the heels of mine,” .aid
vy illiam,
They gave a mutual
iound no comfort therein.
“The doctor was here yesterday,”
said she. ‘‘He said he was going
rast and just.stepped in to see how
we were, but I'm sure he was think-
ing of his bill. What’ the matter.
Billy, is your steak tough?”
“What makes you think so?’ he
asked in a nasty sort of a way.
“Why, the way you looked at it
just then. Something awful.”
‘No,” said he, cutting off a mor-
sel. He held it on the end of his
fork and gave his wife a proud,
though sorrowful look, mutely call-
ing her attention to the fact that
he had won the battle.
“Do you think you’ll be able to
give him a little something next
week, Billy?”
He ate his bit of steak with a
stolid look of satisfaction apd an-
swered not.
“Do you, Billy?”
Still he ate his bit of steak, but
this time he made an impatient mo-
tion of interrogation with his knife
and fork.
“The doctor,” she answered—*“do
you think you’ll be able to give him
a little something next week?”
“Maybe,” mumbled Billy, “I don’t
know. Doesn’t the grocer’s bill and
the butcher’s bill come next week?”
“Yes—but we might put them off
another week.”
With a helpless motion he bolted
his bit of steak, slapped the remain-
der with the flat of his knife, looked
at it with an expression that said,
“Au revoir; hash to-night,’ got up
from the table and put on his straw
hat.
. ‘That reminds me,” he called over
his shoulder, “I shall have to get
¢ new hat next week—or the week
after.” He started out, but pausing
in the hall to slap his pockets he re-
turned, saying: >
“Can you let me have 10 cents for.
carfare, please?”
She kindly let him nave it, and
2s he rode to the office with the -
vignified air (almost) of a family
rian enjoying a luxury, an old friend
across the aisle saw him and made a
ziad, glad sign. >
He was a good old friend, ne was;
i gay, careless fellow; a devil-may-
vare sort of a sport who spent a
third of his income on the necessities
of life and blew in the other two-
thirds with numor and despatch; he
vas a happy-faced fellow, Billy's old
friend was, with a fine red color and
e keen blue eye; dressed to" perfec-
tion, too, he was, all the way from
lat to heels, wita rich jewelry break-
ing out all over him; in short, he was
2 bachelor, as any one could see
from the manner in whica he crossed
the aisle, nudged Billy's ribs and
laughed, ‘Hello, there, Old Battle-
ship! Just the identical man I want-
ed to see! There's a little crowd of
us going to take a cruise around tne
Horn to-night and you mast join the
fleet. Now I won’t take ‘No’ for an
answer. I haven’t seen you for more
than a year’’—
‘“Haven’t you heard,” said Billy,
“that I'm married and settled down?”
“No!” exclaimed the other. “Well,
weil! Congratulations, old man! Con-
gratulations!”’
WHAT BILLY SHOULD HAVE SAID
=C for wnat, you
look and
Congratulations
biind ass?”
WHAT BILLY DID SAY.
“Thanks, old man, thanks! I tell
721 now: There’s nothing like it!”
New York Evening Sun.
Billy, Sanders Says.
“When the trusts want to skin a
for his hide an’ taller, they’ll
rt up a butcher shop for to do
> business ef they can’t git it done
no other way. An’ when they want
to go on a still-hurt, they’ll put up
a costly bureau an’ washstand in
Washin’ten, an’ pay & man a¢ hun-
dred Collars a week for io slip par-
rophs in the newspapers of the
country.
Noise of Angels.
Englishman—You talk a lot about
your side, but in London we have
to take down all the chimneypots
every night to let the moon pass.
American——-Wal, I guess I can
beat that. Why, in New York no-
boiy can get to sleep in the top
stories owing to the angels making
such a noise.— Ally Sloper’s Half-
Holiday.
The New System.
“I suppose you feel safer since the
nv¥re food laws have been passed.”
‘No. The only difference is that
in order to enjoy my dinner I have
to De careful to avoid reading the
iabel.”—Washington Star.
Unpardonable Offense.
Ned—What did they blackmail
Jones at the club for?
Ted—Heard that he pays his tailor
bills within two years!
Benefited.
“Has your son benefited by his
stay abroad?”
“Yes. When he used to say. the
weather was Dad he now says the
‘climate is beastly’!”
He Answered Quickly.
“Will you have this ‘here woman
to be your lawful, wedded wife?”
‘“That’s what I ’lowed I would.”
“Will you love, honor and obey
her?”
“Ain't you got that switched
round, parson?’ said the bride-
groom.
“John!” said the bride=lect,
“don’t you reckon the parson knows
his business? Answer the question!’’
“Yessir,” said the groom, meekly;
“l reckon I'll have to!”’—Atlanta
Contitution.
His Favorite.
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The result of-many years of
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For Weak
Kidneys
Inflammation of the blad-
der, urinary troubles and
backache use
DeWitt’s RHidney
and Bladder Pills
A Week's
Treatment 25c
E.C. DeWITT & CO., Chicago, III.
SOLD BY E. H. MILLER.
Musician—What is your fa#smite
Italian production?
The Other—Spaghetti!
FOLEY'S
HONEYuoTAR
The original
LAXATIVE cough remedy.
For coughs, colds, throat and lung
troubles. No opiates. Ngn-alcoholic.
Good for everybody. Sold everywhere.
The genuine
FOLEY'S HONEY and TAR isin
aYellow package. Refusesubstitutes
Prepared only by
Foley & Company, Chicago.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
THE BOWELS AND
WORK OFF A COLD
WITH THE ORIGINAL
BEE’S LAXATIVE
COUGH SYRUP.
BEST FOR A
CACTUS
Gold Tablets
You need never have a Gold.
Caclus Cold Tablets
Will instantly check a cold if taken at
the sneezing stage. They relieve the
head, throat and lungs almost immed-
iately ; check fevers, stop discharge of
the nose and throat, take away all
aches and pains caused by colds and
cure coughs and grip quicker than any
other remedy. Cactus Cold Tablets
are pleasant and soothing in action, do
not cause ringing in the ears or other
unpleasant eftects.
Keep these tablets on hand and you
can always prevent a cold; the worst
kind of exposure will have no effect on
you while you are taking them. ‘
Order a box of your druggist. and if
he cannot furnish them send 25 cents
in stamps to
CARTER-LUFF CHEM. CO.,
Hudson, - New York,
and you will receive them by return
mail.
eg
W. A. CLARKE,
HUNG DIvectr and Ember:
All work given the best of attention.
Night calls answered promptly. Both
Somerset and Economy "Phones.
Our Undertaking Rooms and Resi-
dence are in the Zimmerman building,
next door to Will & Saler’s Furniture
Store,
MEYERSDALE, PENNA.
DR.KING’S NEW DISCOVERY
Will Surely Stop That Cough.
Bucklen’s Arnica Salve
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