Baltimore & Ohio R. SCHEDULE IN EFFECT NOV.17, If MEYERSDALE. *Daily. Dai ¢ pt Sunday. S11 : only. CONNELLSVILLE & PITTSBURG. re part *5.4 a. m., + a. m. (local) *246 p. m. *434 p.m. (local). Arrive *10.55 a. m. (local) *]11.32 a. m., *4.50 p. m., 16.50 p. m. *9.29 p.m CHICAGO, Depart *2.46 p.m. Arrive *il.32a. m., *4.50 p. m. i a WASH. BALTO., PHILA. & NEW YORK, Depart *11.30 a. m., *450 p. m., *0.20 p. m. Arrive *5.44 a. m., *2:46 p. m. CUMBERL *11.32 a. nr, Pp. m. Arriv *2.46 p. m., ¥*4.34 p. m. (local). JOHNSTOWN and Way Stations, Depart *6.30 a. m., 12.46 p. m.,*4.34 p. m. Arrive §1L32 a. m.,+4.50 p. m., *¥7.15 p. m. . (local), Murphy Bros. RESTAURANT! JNRIINS Headquarters for best Oysters, Ice Cream, Lunches, Soft Drinks, ete. Try our Short-Order Meals—Beel- steak, Ham and Eggs, Sausage, Hot Coffee, ete. Meals to Order at All Ae. Hours! es. We also handle a line of Groceries, Confectionery, Tobacco, Cigars, ete. We try to please our patrons, and we would thank you for a share of your buying. MURPHY BROTHERS, Joy BuILrING, SALISBURY, PA. at | De Lozier’s, if it’s the best of every- thing in the Grocery and Confectionery line that concerns you. He has it! Also a niece line of cigars, tobacco, pencils, writing tablets, ete. The Square Deal Store, one door south of Elk Lick Drug Store. Fr Agency for Crystal Steam Laundry, of Cumberland. Let Me Advise You | If you have stomach, liver, kidney dr blood isorders, or any ailment arising from dis- ordered condition of same such as rheuma- tism, constipation, etc., go to your druggist to-day and get a bottic of EGYPTIAN VEGET- ABLE COMPOUND, use it as directed, an three days Ion will feel the benefits thereof. In two wee iving this same advice to suffering friends, and in two months you will doubt that you ever have ick. EGYPTIAN VEGETABE COMPOUND has cured thousands, many who have tried everything else and who considered their cases hopeless, it will cure you, if you follow directions faithfully, (see guarantee on every package.) If your druggist is unable to supply you, order direct from Jaborato and it will be sent to you, CHarkes repaid, at $1.00 per bottle, or six bottles 7h £5.00 Write for free booklet containing testi- monials and other useful information, to EGYPTIAN MEDICINE COMPANY, Syracuse, N. Y. ! STOP THAT COUGH by using DR. J. 0. LAMBERT’S SYRUP PineTarComp. Best on earth. For Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Catarrh, Asthma and all affections of the re- spiratory organs. A wonderful dis- covery of the twentieth century. Possesses all the medical qualities re- quired to check and destroy the disas- trous affects of any of the above named diseases. Pleasing to the taste. Prescribed by physicians. A FULL 8 OZ. BOTTLE 35 CENTS. One Bottle will convince you of its merits. [Money refunded if not satisfactory. For SALE BY DRUGGISTS. THE DR. J. 0. LAMBERT MEDICAL CO. New York, N. Y. Dr.King’s New Life Pills The best in the world. | L Stop That Col To check early colds or Grippe with “*Preventics” | means sure deieat for Pneumonia. To stop a cold with Preventics is safer than to let it run and be | obliged to cure it afterwards. To be sure, Pre- ventics will cure even a deeply seated cold, but taken early—at the sneeze stage—they break, or head off these early colds. That's surely better. That's why they are called Preventics. Preventicsare little Candy Cold Cures. No Quin- ine, no physic, nothing sickening. Nice for the children—and thoroughly safe too. If you feel chilly, if you sneeze, if you ache all over, think of Preventics. Promptness may also save half your usual sickness. And don’t forget your child, if there is feverishness, nightor day. Herein prob- ably lies Preventics’ greatest efficiency. Sold in 5c boxes for the pocket, also in 25¢ boxes of 48 Preventics. Insist on your druggists giving you e Preventics “ALL DEALERS” ON YOUR HUNTING TRIP e to be properly equipped—obtain the STEV- you CANNOT GO WRONG. We make . from $2.25 tc $150.00 . from 2.50tc 50.00 from %.501t0 HATTIE’S GOMPLEXION BEAUTIFIER. he most marvelous compound for clearing 1 :e complexion of all impurities, and | 12 skin clear, soft and smooth. Removesand ii: revents freckles, tan, chaps and all skin #i-lemishes. Will last all day. Neither rubs or : “ils off. Three shades; white, flesh and pink. » uaranteed to contain nothing that is injur- ‘1 us. Price 26¢. a box. Manufactured by ZAUTIFIER ©0., - Boonville, Missouri. | For particulars ask your druggist. “THE HANDY MAN.” A Man Always Around the House Isn’t Good for Much Else. “My husband is such 2a handy man around the house,” -I recenily heard a wife remark with pride, says a writer in the April New Idea. She went on to tell how he could dry dishes when the maid was out, and even enjoyed getting a meal. It seems to me to be a popular fallacy among wives thata useful man about the house ig the most desirable husband. I have no- ticed, however,—my observation on this point, owing to my interest in the subject, has been wide—that the men who do a maid’s work are the ones who don’t make enough money to pay an extra maid for it. Business, and th€ support of his fam- ily, is a man’s work. Housekeeping and meeting domestic emergencies is a woman’s, and when the two overlap it is usually to the detriment of both. I know a man who tried to econo- mize by employing his wife as his sten- ographer, but he soon found himself so underfed and badly taken care of at home that he changed his tactics. In the same way, a man who goes home tired and worried with business cares, cannot go back in the morning refresh- ed and renewed for the next day’s campaign unless he finds recreation, rest and a reposeful atmosphere await- ing him. The better the home a wife makes her husband, the more money he is going to make for her to expend in lightening her household labor. If a wife is sick and the cook leaves and no one is to bo had, any husband would be glad to get her breakfast and care for the house, and be none the worse for it. In the same way, any wife un- | der similar circumstances would be { glad to go to her husband’s office, get | hi= mail and send his telegrams; but { one should be as much a matter of emergency as the other. 2] : | Another a8 Ea HE AE BS f= a Ra Fi, i > Hm Line wise pT me CRETE SAAT “Billy,” she said, “be surc bring all your money home to- And with izh she added— “Rent da; 3 Billy i gether— leit him at while she again took up her solo: - “And Elizabeth needs a new dress and a sew coat.” “You wouldn't taink a baby’s clo- thes would cost so much,” said Billy sadly, still trying to reach a vulner- able part of his steak. They returned to the duet, furioso, and this time he was the cone to carry the air. . “When does the insurance man come?” “To-morrow,” she mourned. “No; you're getting him mixed with the furniture man. It's the furniture man who comes to-mor- row.” " “No,” she said, “they both come to-morrow.” “What!” he asked, *‘both togeth- er?” And he looked up momentarily irom his filet of sole leather a3 though to say, “This is too much!" “I wonder,” she said, “when we will be able to get new curtains for the front windows?” He turned the steak over. “And look at the toes of my shoes.” she continued. “Look at the heels of mine,” .aid vy illiam, They gave a mutual iound no comfort therein. “The doctor was here yesterday,” said she. ‘‘He said he was going rast and just.stepped in to see how we were, but I'm sure he was think- ing of his bill. What’ the matter. Billy, is your steak tough?” “What makes you think so?’ he asked in a nasty sort of a way. “Why, the way you looked at it just then. Something awful.” ‘No,” said he, cutting off a mor- sel. He held it on the end of his fork and gave his wife a proud, though sorrowful look, mutely call- ing her attention to the fact that he had won the battle. “Do you think you’ll be able to give him a little something next week, Billy?” He ate his bit of steak with a stolid look of satisfaction apd an- swered not. “Do you, Billy?” Still he ate his bit of steak, but this time he made an impatient mo- tion of interrogation with his knife and fork. “The doctor,” she answered—*“do you think you’ll be able to give him a little something next week?” “Maybe,” mumbled Billy, “I don’t know. Doesn’t the grocer’s bill and the butcher’s bill come next week?” “Yes—but we might put them off another week.” With a helpless motion he bolted his bit of steak, slapped the remain- der with the flat of his knife, looked at it with an expression that said, “Au revoir; hash to-night,’ got up from the table and put on his straw hat. . ‘That reminds me,” he called over his shoulder, “I shall have to get ¢ new hat next week—or the week after.” He started out, but pausing in the hall to slap his pockets he re- turned, saying: > “Can you let me have 10 cents for. carfare, please?” She kindly let him nave it, and 2s he rode to the office with the - vignified air (almost) of a family rian enjoying a luxury, an old friend across the aisle saw him and made a ziad, glad sign. > He was a good old friend, ne was; i gay, careless fellow; a devil-may- vare sort of a sport who spent a third of his income on the necessities of life and blew in the other two- thirds with numor and despatch; he vas a happy-faced fellow, Billy's old friend was, with a fine red color and e keen blue eye; dressed to" perfec- tion, too, he was, all the way from lat to heels, wita rich jewelry break- ing out all over him; in short, he was 2 bachelor, as any one could see from the manner in whica he crossed the aisle, nudged Billy's ribs and laughed, ‘Hello, there, Old Battle- ship! Just the identical man I want- ed to see! There's a little crowd of us going to take a cruise around tne Horn to-night and you mast join the fleet. Now I won’t take ‘No’ for an answer. I haven’t seen you for more than a year’’— ‘“Haven’t you heard,” said Billy, “that I'm married and settled down?” “No!” exclaimed the other. “Well, weil! Congratulations, old man! Con- gratulations!”’ WHAT BILLY SHOULD HAVE SAID =C for wnat, you look and Congratulations biind ass?” WHAT BILLY DID SAY. “Thanks, old man, thanks! I tell 721 now: There’s nothing like it!” New York Evening Sun. Billy, Sanders Says. “When the trusts want to skin a for his hide an’ taller, they’ll rt up a butcher shop for to do > business ef they can’t git it done no other way. An’ when they want to go on a still-hurt, they’ll put up a costly bureau an’ washstand in Washin’ten, an’ pay & man a¢ hun- dred Collars a week for io slip par- rophs in the newspapers of the country. Noise of Angels. Englishman—You talk a lot about your side, but in London we have to take down all the chimneypots every night to let the moon pass. American——-Wal, I guess I can beat that. Why, in New York no- boiy can get to sleep in the top stories owing to the angels making such a noise.— Ally Sloper’s Half- Holiday. The New System. “I suppose you feel safer since the nv¥re food laws have been passed.” ‘No. The only difference is that in order to enjoy my dinner I have to De careful to avoid reading the iabel.”—Washington Star. Unpardonable Offense. Ned—What did they blackmail Jones at the club for? Ted—Heard that he pays his tailor bills within two years! Benefited. “Has your son benefited by his stay abroad?” “Yes. When he used to say. the weather was Dad he now says the ‘climate is beastly’!” He Answered Quickly. “Will you have this ‘here woman to be your lawful, wedded wife?” ‘“That’s what I ’lowed I would.” “Will you love, honor and obey her?” “Ain't you got that switched round, parson?’ said the bride- groom. “John!” said the bride=lect, “don’t you reckon the parson knows his business? Answer the question!’’ “Yessir,” said the groom, meekly; “l reckon I'll have to!”’—Atlanta Contitution. His Favorite. TE NO MONEY REQUIRED. We have the fastest selling line am" P CY een DOLLARS PER DAY of goods to offer to only one, house toi ibouse agent in each section, goods sell themselves, are fully warranted. We start you as a general agent after you get acquainted with the goods | and teach you to get a nice living without hard iabor. Are you interested? Write to-day for catalogue and propo { UNITED STATES SPECIALTY MFC. CO., - No money required. 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They relieve the head, throat and lungs almost immed- iately ; check fevers, stop discharge of the nose and throat, take away all aches and pains caused by colds and cure coughs and grip quicker than any other remedy. Cactus Cold Tablets are pleasant and soothing in action, do not cause ringing in the ears or other unpleasant eftects. Keep these tablets on hand and you can always prevent a cold; the worst kind of exposure will have no effect on you while you are taking them. ‘ Order a box of your druggist. and if he cannot furnish them send 25 cents in stamps to CARTER-LUFF CHEM. CO., Hudson, - New York, and you will receive them by return mail. eg W. A. CLARKE, HUNG DIvectr and Ember: All work given the best of attention. Night calls answered promptly. Both Somerset and Economy "Phones. Our Undertaking Rooms and Resi- dence are in the Zimmerman building, next door to Will & Saler’s Furniture Store, MEYERSDALE, PENNA. DR.KING’S NEW DISCOVERY Will Surely Stop That Cough. 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