‘With the Funny MEN ADMIRE a pretty face, a good figure, but sooner or later learn that the healthy, happy, contented woman is most of all to be admired. Women troubled with fainting spells, irregularities, nervous irrita- bility, backache, the *‘'blues,” and those dreadful dragging sensations, cannot hope to be happy or popular, home, impossible. The cause of these troubles, how- ever, yields quickly to Lydia E. Pink- wade It acts at once upon the organ afflicted and the nerve centers, dispelling eifec- distressing symp- No other medicine in the country has received such unqualified and advancement in either § business or social life is ham's Vegetable Compound n from native roots and herbs. tually all those toms. MISS EMMA CONT ZLER indorsement or has such a record of cures of female iils as has Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Miss Emma Runtzler, of 631 State St., Schenectady, writes:— N.Y. “Tor a long time I was troubled with a weakness which ‘seemed to drain all myv strength away. I had dull headaches, was nervous, irritable, and all worn out. Chancing to read one of vour advertisements of a case similar to mine cured by Lydia E. Pinkham’'s Vegetable Compound, T decided to try it acd I cannot express niy gratitude for the benefit received. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable I am entirely well and feel like a new person.’ Compound is the most or sat) remedy for all forms of Female Complaints, Weak Back, Falling and Displacements, Inflammation and Ulceration, and is invaluable in pre- paring for childbirth and the Change of Life. Mrs. Pickham’s Standing Invitation to ‘Women Women suffering {rom any form of female weakness are invited to : promptly co: is free and iy ways helpful. municate with Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass. Her advice Extremely Dictant. Randolph—He is a distant relative of mine. She—How “Oh, about FITS, St. Vitus’ anc e: Nervous Diseases per- manently cured by Dr. Kline's Great- Nerve Restorer. 22 trial bottle and treatise free. H.R. Kline, Ld. Arch St. 't., Phila, Pa. Surgery for Ailing Trees. One of the forestry is the care shade trees. modern of beautiful old The amputation of dis- eased or dead limbs is as carefully performed to prevent further decay from the elements as in surgical op- erations on human beings. Decay- ing cavities are cleaned and filled with a preserving cement, as is done by the modern dentist. And the lat- est advance is to build a tin roof along the upper surface of" wide- spreading branches where little hol- lows might hold dampness and pro- mote decay. Some handsome pa- triarchs well deserve it.—Loston Her- ald. curiosities of Limit of Eccnomy. “71 den't mind a young man econo- mizing when he is out with me,” sighed the girl, “but it seems to me that when he takes you in a penny in the slot machine parlor, drops a penny in a slot and hands you one of the ear things while he takes the other the limit has just about been reached. Of course you can hear the opera almost as well with one’ ear, but how does it look?’—New York Press. A Square Deal 1s assured you when you buy Dr. Pierce’s family medicines—for all the ingredi- ents entering into them are printed on the bottie-wrappers and their formulas are attested under oath as being complete and correct. You know just what you are paying for and that the ingredients are gathered from Nature's laboratory, being selected from the most valuable native medicinal roots found growing in our American fores while potent to cune to the most 5 18 agent rime dntrinsSic medici ropertiex of ite own, being a most valuable antiseptic and anti- ferment, nutritive and soothing demul- cent. Glycerine plays an important part in Dr. Picrce’s Golden Medical Discovery in the cure of indigestion, dyspepsia and weak stomach, attended by sour risings, heart-burn, foul breath, coated tongue, poor appetite, gnawing feeling in stom- ach, -biliousness and kindred derange- ments of the stomach. liver and bowels. esides curing all the above distressing ailments, the “Golden Medical Discovery ” is a specific for all diseases of the mucous membranes, as catarrh, whether of the nasal passages or of the stomach, bowels or pelvic organs. Even in its ulcerative stages it w ili yield to this sovereign rem- edy if its use be persevered in. In Chronic Catarrh of the Rod passages, it is well, while taking the “Golden Medical Dis covery ” for the necessary cpnstitutional treatment, to cleanse the passages freely iwo or three times a day with Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. This thorough course of treatment generally cures the worst cases. In coughs and hoarseness caused by bron- chial, throat and lung affections, except con- sumption in its advanced stages, the * Golden Medical Discovery” is a most efficient rem- edy, especially in those obstinate, hang-on coughs caused by irritation and congestion of the bronchial mucous membranes. The “ Dis" covery ” is not $0 good for acute coughs aris= ing from sudden colds. nor must it be ex- pected to cure consumption in'its advanced stages—no medicine will do that—but for all the obstinate, chronic coughs, which, if neg- lected, or badly treated. lead up to consump- tion, it is the best medicine that can be taken. f 8 To convince any woman that Pax- tine Antisc ptic will finprove her health and do all we claim for it. Wo will send her pbSalvtely free a large trial box of Paxtine with book of instruc- tions and genuine testimonials. Scnd your name and address on a postal card. cleanses and heals 4 uc oy us e Bato NE fections, such as nasal eatarrh, pelvie catarrh and inflammation caused by femi- nine ills; sore eyes, sore throat and mouth, by direct local treatment. Its cur- ative power over these troubles is extra ordinary and gives immediate relief. Thousands of women are using and rec. ommending it every day. 050 cents at druggists or by mail. Remember, however, IT COSTS YOU NOTHING TO TRY IT. THE R. PAXTON CO., Boston, Mass. BUI LD up an assured income—we show you how. Make from S00 to $3000 a year at home. Particulars free. Addre The Buckland Co.. 830 Broad LN Newark, N. J. wav Thompson's Eye Wate Indians Clannish. The Euche Indians, 500 in number, who live in a remote part of the Creek Nation, cling to their own language and’ marry principally among their own tribe, after being conquered and absorbed by the Creek Indians more than two hundred years ago. In some cases a Euhe may marry a Creek, and the children will speak to the father in the Euche language and to the mother in Creek. CURED OF GRAVEL. Not a Single Stone IIas Formed Since Using Doan’s Kidney Pills. J. D. Daughtrey, music publisher, of Supotk, Va., says: ‘During two or three years that I had kidney trouble I \? passed about 2% ® pounds of gravel and # sandy sediment in the urine. I haven't passed a stone since using Doan’'s Kidney kk Pills, however, and that was three years 84 920. I used to suffer “the most acute agony during a gravel attack, and had the other usual symptoms of kidney trou- bles — lassitude, headache, pain in the back, urinary disorders, rheu- matic pain, ete. I have a box con- taining 14 gravel stones that 1 passed, but that is not one-quarter of the whole number. I consider Doan’s Kidney Pills a fine kidney tonic.” Sold by all dealers. 50centsa box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Money in Bogus Pennies. Strangely enough, the most profit- able coins to counterfeit are pennies, because for an expenditure of 18 cents 100 of them can be made, which leaves a profit of 82 cents on the dollar. The chief difficulty is in getting them into circulation. It also takes expert workmanshp to make these pennies, because they must be made with a die. The best coun- terfeiters pay most of their attention to the making of quarters, half dol- lars and dollars. With silver at 60 cents an ounce a counterfeiter can make five quarters from every ounce, quarters that ring true and have ev- ery appearance of the real thing.— New Ycrk World. Beware of Ointments For Catarrh That Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange “le whole sya- tem when entering it throu gh the mucous surfaces. Such articles s! hould never he used except on pr escriptions from re puts ab le phy- sicians, asthe dam: 1ige they will do 1s ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, 0.. contains no mercury, and is t aken interns Aly. acting directly upon the hlood and mucous surfac es of thesystem. Intuying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken in- ternally and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Sold by Druggists: price, 75¢. per bottle. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. Evidence of Growth. It is costing more and more every vear to run this country, but the country is becoming year by year more and more difficult to run in a small way.—Chicago Inter-Ocean. FURIOUS HUMOR ON CHILD. Itching, Bleeding Sores Covered Body —Nothing Helped Her—Cuticura Cures Her in Five Days. “After my granddaughter of about seven years had been cured of the measles, she was attacked about a fortnight later by a furious itching and painful eruption all over her body, especially the upper part of it, forming watery and bleeding sores, es- pecially under the arms, of considerable ‘size. She suffered a great deal and for three weeks we nursed her every night, using all the remedies we could think of. Nothing would help. We tried the Cuti- cura Remedies and after twenty-four hours we noted considerable improvement, and, after using only one complete set of the Cuticura Remedies, in five consecutive days the little one, much to our joy, had been entirely cured, and has been well for a long time. Mrs. F. Ruefenacht, R. F. D. 3, Bak- ersfield, Cal., June 25 and July 20, 1906.” Irish Chickens for England. Ireland sends nearly 8,000,000 fowls yearly to English markets. Plan for Good Health! Take Garfield Tea now: it regulates the liver and kidneys, overcomes Sonstipation; urifies the blood and eradicates disease, Bt ie is made wholly of Herbs, There were 1,234,278 Odd Fellows in the United States January 1. The Iixception. “The more you have, the more you want,” The phrase approval wins; Save when the nurse knocks at your door And, tittering, says: “Twins.” ; —DBoston Transcript. Why She Went Home to Mother. She— Will you have one lump or two?” He—*Do you refer to the sugar or the biscuits?”’—New York Sun. A Regulator. Knicker— ‘How did Whacken qual- ify as a railroad expert?” Bocker— “He once caught a train by a time table.”’—New York Sun. Easy. Knicker—“‘Did th= gpvsy tell vour fortune accurately?” Bocker—*' Yes, she was going shopping.” Sun. said my wife — New York CBr —— Modern Test, *“That’s a slow old road, isn't it?” “Doesn’t amount to a row of pins. Hasn’t killed fifty passe rs. in the last five years.”—Daltimore Amerij- can. ahe — What Would Jefferson Say? Statesman—*‘W & Democrat?” Observer-— ‘To keep the whitewash scraped off the party in power.”’— Florida Times-Union. hat is the duty of With But a Single Thought. “Give me a ticket to Pierre, South Dakota.” “Single?” “If T'was I wouldn’t have to go to South Dakota.”’—Harper’s Weekly. A Moving Discourse. Mr. Buggins——‘ ‘Was the minister eloquent to-day?” Mrs. Buggins—‘‘Elequent? Why, he raised nearly $2000 to pay off the church debt and his back salary.”— Philadelphia Record. Getting Smaller. “They are talking of altering the ConstitutiqQn.” “Well?” “While they're about it they might as well write it: ‘Wee, the people.” ”? —Louisville Courier-Journal. Too Much For Him. Pelican to Crane—‘ How sick patient getting on?’ Crane Doc.— ‘Oh! he got on all right, but when I showed him my bill he nearly croaked.”—New Yorx Jour= nal. is your Not Slang. “Rubber suggestively remarked the young lady crossing the muddy street. The man behind her paused. Then he picked up the rubber, assisted her to replace it, and went his way. Important to Know, Future Father-in-Law—‘1am sorry to inform you that my daughter will not receive her fortune until after my death.” Future Son-in-Law — “Well, how old are you now?” mus. and —Simplicissi- mmm A Comeback. Deacon—*‘By the way, that Brown you married a year ago, he paid you your fee yet?” Clergyman—‘‘No; the last time 1 reminded him of it he said I'd be for- tunate if he didn’t sue me for dam- ages.”’—Boeston Transcripts man has Exceedingly Familiar, ‘‘Bragley pretends that he is ex- ceedingly fond of Henry James’ nov- els. He wants to give the impression that he’s thoroughly familiar with James.” “You don’t say?” “Oh, yes. Why, sometimes he even goes to the extent of calling him ‘Hank Jimmy.’ ”? — Philadelphia Press. An Uplift, r Honcr,” protested the seedy *‘dis is jist a case 0’ perlice persecution. Dey’se tryin’ ter keep me down, yer Honor. You ain’t go- in’ to let ’em keep me down, are yer?” “Certainly not, responded the Magistrate. ‘I'm going to send you up for ninety days.’ '—Philadelphia Ledger. xr i prisoner, OF ERSONAL KNOWLED Personal knowledge is the winning factor in the culminating contests of this competitive age and when of ample character it places possessor in the front ranks of The Well Informed of the World. A vast fund of personal knowledge is really essential to the achieveme nt of the highest excellence in any field of huinan effort. 7 A Knowledge of Forms, Knowledge its fortunate of Functions and Knowl- edge of Products are all of the utmost vole and in questions of life and health when a true and wholesome remedy is desired it should be remembered: that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, manufactured by the California Fi ig Syrup Co., is an ethical product which has met with the approval of the most eminent physicians and gives universal satisfaction, because it is a remedy of Known Quality, Known Excellence and Known Component Parts and has won the valuable patronage of millions of the Well Informed of the i world, who know of their own personal knowledge and from actual use that itis the first / ! and best of family laxatives, for which =o extravagant or unreasonable claims are made. > This valuable remedy has been long and favorably known under the name of — Syrup of Figs— and has attained to world- wide acceptance as the most excellent family laxative. As its pure i laxative principles, obtained from Senna, are well known to physicians and the Well Informed of the world to be the best we have adopted the more elaborate name of —Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna— as more fully descriptive of the remedy, but doubtless it will always be called for by the shorter name of — Syrup of Figs—and to get its benchcial effects, always note, when purchasing the full name of the Company — California Fig Syrup Co. — printed on the front of every package, whether you call for— Syrup of Figs —or by the full name— me of SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. (Pol -_— Se rt) - — > Tm Dh al Figs and Elia ofS Sen LONDON F ENGLAND. SA fo 7 Toh a, ot > qt @ bf nd) —— as ‘NEW YORK,NY. ie — ¢ ) UTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more goods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. dye any garment without ripping apart. Write for free bookl HOW JAPS WILL WHIP US. German Military Critic Has Future War Mapped Out. Captain Ignaz Rodic, of the general staff of the American-Hungarian ar- my, has published a pamphlet enti- tled “The Prospects of the Future American-Japanese War,” in which he says the unprotected Pacific coast of the United States offers excellent chances of the success of the Japa- nese. He asserts Japan is working feverishly to complete her military and naval equipments adding that during the last few months 50,000 men have been at work day and night in the arsenals, turning out guns and small arms. Plenty of Borax and Soda. Near Asheroft, in British Columbia, are a number of small lakes, whose shores and bottoms are covered with a crust containing borax and soda in such quantities and proportions that when cut out it serves as a washing compound. The crust is cut into blocks and handled in the same man- ner as ice, and it is estimated that one of the lakes contains-:20,000 tons of this material. Qualified. The following story is related of an applicant for the position of confiden- tial attendant to a judge. After urg- ing various qualifications upon a per- son supposed to have the desired in- fluence he exclaimed, impressively: All my acquaintances have told me I am well qualified to hold a sine- cure.”-——Gooed Government. A FRIENDLY GROCER Dropped a Valuable Hint about Coffee. “For about eight years,” writes a Mich. woman, ‘I suffered from nerv- ousness-—part of the time down in bed with nervous prostration. “Sometimes I would get numb and it would be almost impossible for me to speak for a spell. At others, I would have severe bhilious attacks, and my heart would flutter painfully when T would walk fast or sweep. “T have taken cnough medicine to: start a small drug store, without any benefit. One evening our grocer was asking Husband how I was and he urged that I quit coffec and use Pos- tum, so he brought hpme a pkg. and I made it according tc directions and we were both delighted with it. “So we quit coffee altogether and used only Postum. I began to get better in a month’s time and look like another person, the color came back to my cheeks, 1 began to sleep well, my appetite was good and I com- menced to {ake on flesh and become interested in house. “Finally IT was able to do all my own work without the least sign of my old trouble. [I am so thankful for the little book, ‘The Road to Well- ville.” It has done me so much good. I haven't taken medicine of any kind for six months and don’t need any. “A friend of ours who did not like Postum as she made it, liked mine, and when she learned to boil it long enough, ler’'s was as good as mine. It’s easy if you follow directions.” Name given by Postum Company, Hattle Creek, Mich. - Read the little book, ‘“The Road to Wellville,” in pke¥l. “There's a reason.” One 10c. package colors all fibers. They dye in cold water better than any other dye. Yo et—How to Dye. Bleach and Mix Colors. MONROE DRUG C CU. Unionville, iy W. L. DOUGLAS $3.00 AND $3.50 SHOES 15: Vorw W. L. DOUGLAS $4.00 GILT EDGE SHOES CANNOT BE EQUALLED AT ANY PRICE. SHOES FOR EVERYBODY Boys’ Shoes, 83 to 81.25. Shoes, #4 to W. Li. Douglas to be the best in style, part of the shoc aud ever and watched over by time or cost. If I co Brockton, Mass, and shoes are made we ap longer; and are of gry ."L. Donglag name and pric MERE and interior shoes. ‘Fake Fast Color Eyelets axed vie sired lt. v detail of 1 take yon Catalog Misses’ & Children’s Shoes shoes are recognized by expert j and wear prot 1uced in this country. 3 the making is looked after skilled Mosmaks TS, ( nto my: large fac how vou how carefully W, 1 e, you would then vnderstand Why they hold oi shape, ater value than any ether m he as. mailed free. WW AT ALL PRICES Women's 25 to $1.00. {res of footwear Each without re; gard to Pou GIT AB 1it CL Hed s the wearer against high @ hest shoe dealers evervwhere 1 DOU GT An Breckion, Mass. 24 YEARS SELLING DIRECT pli 7 Our vi eiviey axd harness have beet) soid direct from our factory to user for a thirc ot a century approval and guarantee safe Sore ery. You are out nothing price. e snip for examination and > J it not satisfied as to styie, quaiity an FR TN No. 758, BpindleBeat, se.ling to the consumer exclusivel Bike" Gear, Driving Wagon with Xin. Guar- anteed Rubber Tires. Price compiete, 856, 50, ehicles. 60 styles of Harness. Sen Elkhart Carriage & Harness Mig. Co., Elkhart Indiana. We Are The Largest Mznufzcturers In The Werld We make 20C styles of Single Stra tor. arge, free catalogue. Ads Chin Curved Breast Collar. Price complete. $11,85, prs. Ripening Bananas to Order. An [English electrical expert has discovered a means of ripening ba- nanas to order. The bunches hung in an aiwtight glass case, in which are a nuniber of electric lights. The artificial light and heat hasten the ripening process in propertion the number of lights turned on. Rec- ords have been made which the operators to make delivery of any quantities at any agreed date.—New York Tribune. The hedgehog, guarded by rolls itself up for lined with grass and moss. spikes, are | are {like white to | enable | | Bealth. the winter in a hole | | in use in Old Adage Does Not Apply. The adage which advises people who live in glass houses not to throw stones will have to be revised. The glass that is now used = in making houses is not breakable. It looks marble and is used in the same way as that material. Garfield Tea is for those who desire an ideal laxative: it is simple, pure, mild and potent; it regulates the liver and kidneys, OVErCcomes or n and brings Good It is ; teed under the Pure Foed and Drugs 1S1 stenographic systemg the ilized world. There are civi everything about the | GC The New Oil 5 sizes. circular. write to our nearest agency. ATLANTIC REFINING COMPANY (Incorporated) Different from other oil stoves. Superior because of its economy, cleanliness, and easy operation. NEW PERFECTION Wick Biue Flame 0Qil Cook-Stove saves fuel expense and lessens the work. Produces a strong working flame instantly. Flame always under immediate control. without overheating the kitchen. Every stove warranted. dealer's, write our nearest agency for descriptive The Gives quick results Made in three If not at your Kayo Lamp is the best lamp for all-round household use. Made of brass throughout and beautifully nickeled. Perfectly constructed; absolutely safe; unexcelled in light-giving ‘power; an ornament to any room. Every lamp warranted. If got at your dealer’s, Rug Srey sug Tins
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