1. A. PBRKEY Atterney-at-Liaw, SOMERSET, PA. Coffreth & Ruppel Building. ERNEST O. KOOSER, Attorney-At-L.aw, SOMERSET, PA. BR. E. MEYERS, DISTRICT ATTORNEY. A tterney-at-Law, SOMERSET, PA. Office in Comrt Mouse. W. H. KooNTs. KOOXETZ & OGLE Attorneys-At-Law, SOMERSET, PENX’A J. G. OGLE Office epposite Court House. VIRGIL R. SAYLOR, Attorney-at-Law, SOMERSET, PA. Office in Mammoth Block. E. H. PERRY, : Physician and Surgeon, {Successor to Dr. A. F. Speicher.) SALISBURY, PENN’A, Office corner Grant and Union Streets B.& 0. R.R. SCHEDULE. Summer Arrangement.—In Ef- fect Sunday, May 15, 1904. Under the new schedule there will be 14 daily passenger trains on the Pittsburg Di- vision,due at Meyersdale as follows: Kast Bound. No. 48—Accommodation No. 6-—-Fast Line.................... 11:30 A. CM N No. 46—Through train.............. 4:41 P. M No. 16—Accommodation............ 5:16 Pp. M *No.12—-Duquesne Lamited........... 9:85 P. M No. 10—-XNight Express.............. 12:57 A. M No.08—Johnstown Accommo........8:35 FP M West Round. *No. 8—Night Express............... No. 11—-Duquense.................... 5:58 A.M No. 18—Accommodation............ 8:42 A. M No. é7—Throughtrain.............. 10:46 A. M No. 5—-Fast Line.................... $B P.M No. 49—Accommodation ..... ..... 4:50 pP. M No. W7—Johnstown Accommo....... 6:30 A. M s. Ask telephone central for time of train &Wr-*Do not stop. W.D. STILWELL, Agent. Ours, Yours and Uneleo Sam’s Favorite.” THE CENTURY Rural Mail Box Approved by the P. O. Dept. The Carriers speak of it in the highest terms. The best, most access- ible and safest Mail Box on the market. The best is always the cheapest. Sead ter Gircuinrs. MADE BY THE CENTURY POST CO., Tecumseh, Mich. Agents wanted in unoccupied territory. We also manufacture the Tecumseh Rural Mail Box. Reeokers for the Horme AT FACTORY FRICES Shipped direct te the Customer. ‘WhiteSchram Convolute Spring Rocker. § Golden Oak, Polished, Genuine Leather Up- hoistered Spring Re eneer Back. ur price $8.00 each, Our line of Rockers has an established revu- tation for Slogans finish, comfort and dur- ability. for complete Catalogue. TOMLINSON CHAIR BFG. ©O., “The Chair Homse.” High Peint, N. 6. DeWitt DeWitt is the name t® look for when = go to buy Witch Mazel Salv-. Witt's Witeh Hazel Suive is the figinal and ealy § oun: fact DeWitt sis the only Witch Hazai Salve that is frema the wunadulterated Witch-Hazel All others are scunterfeits—base imi- tations, chemp and worthless — even dangerous, DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is a specifis for Piles; Blind, Bleeding, Itching 4 y roading Piles. AlsoCuts, urns, Bruises, Sprains, Laceration: Contusions, Boils, Carbuncles, a, Tetter, Salt Rheum, and all other Skin SALVE PEEPARED BY E.C. DeWitt & Co., Chicago SOLD BY BE, H, MILLER. STEEL STRIKE LOST. Youngstown, O., Nov. 10.—A break has come in the big steel strike here, and today men are flocking back to work. Yesterday two men prominent in Amalgamated councils returned to work. Men inside the mill held a re- ception for them when they came in this morning. It is said five more of the strikers went to work, and more are to follow immediately. Eleven men have just arrived at the plant from Pittsburg. It is confidently ex- pected that the Executive Board will hold a meeting shortly and declare the strike off. There is no question now but that it is irrevocably lost. THE UNION ONION. He planted a union onion, For he was a union man, And he managed all of his affairs On a rigid union plan. He tended his union onion With patience and gentle care; But the union onion went on strike, To the union man’s despair. He asked of the union onion If it wouldn’t arbitrate; But the onion said it could not, for Its grievance was too great. “What grievance, oh. union onion?” He asked: and the onion said, “Well, I want aunion chambermaid To be making up my bed ” —Judge. A RUNAWAY BICYCLE Terminated with an ugly cut on the leg of J. B. Orner, Franklin Grove, TIL It developed a stubborn ulcer unyield- ing to doctors and remedies for four years. Then Bucklen’s Arnica Salve cured. It’s just as good for Burns, Scalds, Skin Eruptions and Piles. 25c, at E. H. Miller's Drug Store. 12-1 Wants New County. The Frostburg Journal of recent date makes the following announcement in its columns: “Dr. G. W. 8lick, of Grantsville, afore-time veterinary-surgeon of Tho- burn Post, G. A. R., came down to vote, Tuesday, and returned Wednesday, feeling that the country he had fought =0 valiantly to save was again lost. He was cheerful enough to state, however, that though he did not know whether the bond proposal in his county to raise money to build a new court house and jail had won or lost, He believed. however, that the majority was against it. He went so far as to say there is an extensive sentiment in the northern part of the county, latent but strong, in favorof a new county, including turritory from both Garrett and Alle- wany, and Frostburg as the county-seat! Then, with an electric road from Grantsville to Frostburg, hundreds of neople could come down to testify be- fore the grand jury, where only a few can afford to travel 110 miles to Oak- 1nnd and back, and be away from home 3 dnys for that purpose! It was one of the strongest presentations of a real, hig. meritorious enterprise, the Journal hue heard since 1878.” New Counterfeit $10 Note. Chief Wilkie, of the secret service, “ins issued a notiee regarding the ap- nearance of a new counterfeit $10 Unit- »d Rtates note (Buffalo note.) It is of DD, plate number 174, While the gen- »ral appearance of the counterfeit ir deceptive, the flimsy character of the paper and the coarseness of the silk threads, together with the fact that a period ir used between “Washington” and “D. C.,” should enable the careful handler to easily determine its true character, How He Managed Things. “Oh George,” said the sweet girl fo her lover, “that horrid man on the other side of the street has been fol- lowing us the last half-hour, and he keeps on staring so boldly at me!” “My darling,” said Jones, “why didn’t you tell me before? I'll step across and teach the impudent puppy a les- son!” And like a warrior thirsting for blood, he walked across the street and stood before the stalker. “Look here, Reefer,” he said, I am sorry I haven't got the money to pay you. But it’s really too bad, you know, to follow me about when I’m doing my best to land that young heiress across the street. Wait a bit longer, man, and you’ll get your money, and an or- der for the finest wedding suit you fellows can turn ont.” Reefer went off and Jones rejoined his adored one. “I’m very glad that you called my attention to the scoundrel,” he said. “1 spoke to him pretty sternly, and I don’t think he’ll stare at you again. If he hadn’t gone off he’d have been thrashed.” “How brave he is!” she murmured, as she linked her arm once more in his. D& CLOCK REPAIRING, Gun smithing and many other kinds of re- pair work done neatly, promptly and substantially. All work left at the Theoph. Wagner residence will be promptly attended to, at reasonable prices, by the undersigned. Bex. WAGNER, tr Salisbury, Pa. the series of 1901, bearing check letter |, Hearticos Experiment. -- “Aren't you going to have another monkey at one of your smart set din- ners? “No,” answered Mr. Banglston. “The fast one we had looked so bored we were afraid the 8. P. C. A. would in- terfere.”—Washington Star. By Way of Variety. Helene—8o they are finally divere- ed. How about the child? Percy—O, the child got the gustody of the mother, I believe.—Puck. Sure Winner. Brown—*“Green sent a dollar to a man who advertised a method for beating the slot-machines.” Smith—"“Did he get the informa- tion?’ . Brown—"Yes. He received a card on which was printed, “Keep your money in your pocket.” The Original Macintosh. to ’ “MacIntosh boasts a great deal about his family, doesn’t he?” “Yes; I think he thinks that the head of his family was the original MacIntosh that Noah had with him during that rainy season.”—Philadel- phia Press. 4 Ups and Downs. . Tom—*] wonder what makes Fred so melancholy? He says he doesn’t care a rap what turns up.” Jack—*“Oh, he proposed to Miss Got- rox last night, and she turned him down.” Small Proof. The ice man cometh every morn And leaves his little cake; I know it, for a damp spot’s there. By what time I awake. —Chicago Commercial Tribume. YOU CAN SEE THEY'RE MARRIED. Now's the time you see thém going Somewhere on a Mitle trip. Everybody's looking knowing As he notes the lady's grip Now, of course; the man’s attention For a doubt leaves little room. It's superfluous to mention That the pair are bride and groom. Still, at times they treat each ether With a perfect unconeern. He his feelings tries to smether, Looks quite dignified and stern. Most sedately and demurely She behaves, the fact to hide; I suppose she thinks that surely None suspects that she’s a bride, Little do they kmow that littered Rice grains lie around the aisle, That is why the porter tittered, That's What made the brakeman smile, Now's the time you see them going, In this merry month of June, Everything about them showing They are on their honeymoon. —Chicago News. A WEATHER FORECAST. “The glass is still rising, though very unsteady.”"—Topeka State Jour nal. . Son Nbdded Training. Representative Maddox of Georgia Bas a son who recently’ graduated from law school and has hung out his shingle in Rome. A few days ago the son visited Washington and had a long talk with his father about the law business, “Oh, yes, father,” he said, as the conference neared an end, “I've set- tled that Blank vs. Blank suit, which you've had dragging on for the past years.” Judge Maddox almost jumped from his chair. “Great Scott, boy!” he exclaimed, “you don’t mean that you've gone and settled that case. Why, I turned that over to you as a life annuity.” Judge Maddox has announced that he will retire from congress at the end of his present term. “And I reckon.” he sald in relating.the incident, “that it’s a good thing. My son needs initi- ation into the practice of law.”— Washington Post. NO THIRD LOAD. A negro of my acquaintance had agreed to pay a third of his cotton aad cora crop to his landlord. When the season had passed and inquiry was made why he had brought no corn for reat, he explained: “Weil, you see, boss” seid he, “twuz dis way. I tuk'n heaped all ‘dat awn crap on de-groun’, an’ I wus gwine tuh haul two loads to my crid an’ den one load to yourn, an’ two loads to my crib agin an’ one to youra. I hauled dem fust two loads all right, but dey wusn't no third one fo’ you’ rent.”—World’s Work. Ferce of Mabie, The mester plumber had become rich, and was going abroad for his health. On the voyage a school of whales was sighted and the plumber was seen to rub his hands in ecstacies. “Why is he so happy?’ asked a curious passenger. “He can’t help it.” whispered the captain, “He imagines each spout is a buret water pipe, to be repaired by him at his old rates.”—8tray Stories. Dollars! Dollars! Dollars! Oh, dollars are curious things, you'll allow. You can make them do tricks if you only kmow how. If you borrow a million you're hailed with respect; But ask for & five and your credit ie wrecked. Job Not Wanted. Farmer Trefog— I see that Senator Sniffkins says he'd ruther be right than be President. Farmer Hoptoad—An’ I s’pouse he'd ruther be ‘most anything than be Vice-President. Says the Young Father. Is Sleeplessness contagious? Way, ‘There's no disease to match it! Whenever baby gets it I Am always sure to catch it. No Reason Apparent. “J ‘married my husband for love alone.” “Did you? I've often wondered what the cause was.’—Chicago Reo ord-Herald. A Politician’s End. Now let this be his epitaph, The reader's heart to touch. He needed cash and grafted Not wisely, but too much. Sad Case. Colors are like horses, Oft it is the plan, What you think a fast one Proves an also ran. JUST LAUGHS t The Winner te the Werld. You may laugh et my plans, you may say | I'm a foe! to expect to succeed; ! Yeu may try to heap things in my way, Tou may ercvwer me “No” whea I plead; You may plot to destroy me, and meet My every advance with a frewa, ! You may spread emt your snares for my foet, ‘But yeu caa’t keep me down. You may question my right to aspire You may rail at my wish to mount Righ, You may hold back the ald I require, My worth you may grimly deny; You may try to entice me away From the path that leads up to re- nown, You may scourge me and scoff and betray, But you can’t keep me down! You may bring all your cunning to bear, For the purpose of breaking my will; You may load me with fetters to wear, You may rail at my strength and my skill You may rob me of love and trust, You may call me knave, coward or clown, You may press my face into the dust, Put you can’t keep me down! Chicago Record-Herald. Will This Be the Case. James B. Dill, while in Philadelphia told this story: “Two men were sitting together over a bottle of champagne, and, as usually happens in such cases, the discussion drifted to theological sub- jects. One man said the only thing that bothered him about the future life was how he was going to get his ocat on over his wings. “‘Oh, I woulda’t worry about that,’ retorted his companion, ‘Your chief difficulty will be to figure out how to get your hat on over your horns.’ ”— Philadelphia Public Ledger. Storing Up Winter Food. Rapid disappearance of coal from his bin alarmed Major Higgins, and he determined to trace it. He ques- tioned the man who tended the fur- nace. ‘“ ‘Rastus,” he asked, “where do you reekon my coal has disappeared to?” Erastus scratched his head thought- fully. “Wal, suh,” he replied, “Ah—Abh— Ah—Ah reckin dem squihels done took it.” “Squirrels? Take coal? Nonsense!” *“Yesseh, squihels, Majoh Higgins. Dat was nut coal, sub.”—Chicago News. Net Kept By Furniture Dealer Presidential cabinets. One-night stands. Weather bureaus. Newspapers matricer @nion beds. Mineral! springs. Chairs of history. County seats. Vineclad cots. Stylish dressers Multiplication tables. Wagon sideboards. — BaiQmere American. A LEAP YEAR TIP. Wediock is @ lane that has no turn- ing, And while you are wed your bridges are burning! Good-bye to the boys, 1s old ties severs., For marriage is marriage, forever and ever! THE HEATHEN'S DEFENCE. There once was a Hottentot tot Who said, “If I oughtn’t why not? For were I to dress I'd be, I confess, A very hot Hottentot tot.” —New York Sun. Original Fireproofs. 8harpe—I wonder why the pyramids of Egypt were constructed ?”* Whealton—Oh, the contractor want- ed to show that he really could turn out fireproof buildings. A Self-Made Man. Little Willie—What's a self-made man, pa? Pa—A man who overrates himself and underrates others, my son. How the TIff Started. He—Wasn'’t it brave of Farragut to tie himself to the mast? She—O, I don’t know. I tied myself to a stick, but nobody gets excited over it—New York Sua. How's This for Cheap Labor. The following sign is displayed in a book shop in New York—“Dickens works here all this week for $1 50. Waldo Guitar. it never disappeints. We put the choicest material and finest workmanship ob- tainable into this ® instrument. il That's Why | It Sells. THE SAME with the Walde Kandalia, i Has a tone like a Vielin. For sale by the principal deal- THIS your dealer con't handle the Waldo Tnstru- ments, write to direct. A re ia NIA eth An improvement ever all Cough, Lung and Bronchial Remedies. Cures Coughs, Strengthens the Lungs, gently moves the Bowels. Pleasant to the taste and good alike for Young and Old. Prapared by PINLULE MEDICINE €0.,Chicage, U.8.A SOLD BY ELK LICK SUPPLY CO. BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD. The *Nation’s Highway” and “SHORTEST ROUTE” ——TO0 THR—— WORLD'S FAIR, - - 8T.LOUIS. THREE THROUGH TRAINS DAILY VESTIBULED THROUGHOUT WITH PuLLMAN SLEEPING CARS, OBSERVATION CARs AND DININGCARS, VIA CINCINNATI. SEASON,SIXTY-DAY and FIFTEEN- DAY EXCURSION TICKETS ON SALE ——VERY LOW RATES— —CHEJ.P COACH EXCURSBION&— FROM ALL STATIONS ANNOUNCED FROM TIME TO TIME. Ask ticket agents for descriptive World’s Fair folder, boarding-house and hotel booklet, guide maps and full information, BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD ~=T0 THE— ‘WORLD'S FAIR. VERY LOW RATES, Various forms of excursion tickets to St. Louis via Baltimore & Ohio Rail- road now ‘on sale from Balisbury Junetion, as follows: SEASON TICKETS, good to return un- til December 15, 1904, to be sold daily at rate of $28.30 round trip. SIXTY DAY Excursion Tickets, final limit not later than December 15, 1904, to be sold daily at rate of $28.56 round trip. FIFTEEN DAY. Excursion Tickets, to be sold daily at rate of $19.66 round trip. VARIABLE ROUTE EXCURSION TICKETS, either season or sixty day, will be sold going via one direct route and returning via another di- rect route, full information concern- ing which can be obtained from Ticket Agent. STOP-OVERS not exceeding ten days at each point will be allowed at Washington, Deer Park, Mountain Lake Park, Oakland; Mitchell, Ind. (for French Liek and West Baden Springs), Cincinnati and Chicago within return limit, upon notice to conductor and deposit of ticket with Depot Ticket Agent immediately up- on arrival. STOP-OVERS not exceeding ten days will be allowed at St. Louis on all one-way (except Colonists’ Tickets to the Pacific Coast) and round-trip tickets reading to points beyond St. Louis, upon deposit of ticket with Validating Agent and fee of $1.00. Three Solid Vestibuled trsins are run daily from New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington via Park- ersburg and Cincinnati to St. Louis. Three Solid Vestibuled trains are run daily from Pittsburg, Wheeling and Columbus via Cincinnati to St. Louis. Magnificent coaches, sleeping ears,.ob- _ servation ears and unexcelled dining car service. For illustrated folder, time table and - full information. eall at Ticket Office, Baltimore & Ohio Railroad. _ TO SPEND WINTER IN THE SUNNY SOUTH. As winter approaches it is noticeable how many people anticipate spending the dreary months in the “Sunny South.” either for pleasure or health. The regular Winter Tourist Tickets are now on sale at all stations on the Baltimore & Obic Railroad to principal points in FLORIDA and the SOUTH at very low rates. Full information as to time of trains, routes, stop-overs, etc., can be procured on application to any ticket agent Bal- timore & Ohio Railroad. 12-29 payment of - ¥ » - - . v » > “ . ATTA = | Pil "The mean the OXFOR] Wet Tuner ar will rece : R STAR
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