The Somerset County star. (Salisbury [i.e. Elk Lick], Pa.) 1891-1929, December 24, 1891, Image 1

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SALISBURY, ELK LICK POSTOFFICE, PA., THURSDAY, DEC,
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24, 1891.
NUMBER 3.
to and from Chicago, Joliet, Ottawa,
Sais Mone, Bose aend, 15115!
it and 1;
A's Minneapolis and St. Paul, in MIN:
Waleriown snd sioax Fall, In DAKOTA ;
3 ‘Traverses new areas of rich
1 rning lade, sein otis oF Ls
to all towns and cities east and west,
es anf southwest of Chisago sud go Puts and
ons at Denver and Colorado Springs with |
miiwsy lines, now forming he new and
mn daily
euperbly-squipped. trains
WITHOUT CHANGE fo and from Salt
cities and mining districts in Colorado,
TRAINS
Joseph and Kansas City to and from all im-
towns, cities and sections in Southern Neb;
the Indian Territory. Also via ALBERT
from Kansas City and Chicago to Water«
Falls, MINNEAPOLIS and ST. PAUL,
Sil yoluts north and northwest between
ic Coast.
— a or desired information
any Coupon Ticket Office in the United States
JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN,
. . Gen’l Tk. & Pass. Agh,
CHICAGO, ILL.
THE PHILADELPHIA PRESS,
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A FAMILY PAPER
; Which Is
. Ol, Unsensational Aud Just The Paper
: FOR THE
American Home.
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to secure news from tlie most important sonrees,
and with nearly 400 correspondents in Pennsyl-
vania, New Jersey and Delaware, the State and
~ nearnt-home news is covered with a routine
_/ ¢arefulness and attention to detail noteven by
any ether paper.
Tae Paess has also the best of correspondents
1 all the great cities of the United States, as swell
us financial and railrond experts ‘in Chicago and
the West; who keep the paper niore than abreast
~ ‘with events.
‘The columns of the SunpAY Press are enriched
by contributions from those whose names are
“written high in our lists of great authors,” novel
ists, essayists, as well as from men of high rank
“ih Mfe. The best authors kuow that their best
andlences fare the readers of the DAILY, SUNDAY,
‘und WEEKLY Press,
11 politics Tae PrEss knows no other master
than the people and the past year has scen, as
hats been seen before, the marked fact tbat it is
subservient to no political boss. It has no politi.
“nal ambitions to foster, but looks after the inter-
«sts of its readers, and delivers itself upon the
issues of the day in a manner both frank and
fearless, letting the. facts speak for themselves
and evading no fssues but meeting them all on
“the basis of fair play 10 all men at all times, Its
pages know no distinctions and the righis of one
class over another are neither recognized nor
supported,
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ire made payable to the order of
= PRESS COMPANY, LIMITED,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
8. Lowry & Son,
UNDERTRKERS,
/ wt SALISBURY, PA., have always on hand all
kinds of Burial Cases, Robes, Shrouds and all
Z kinds of goods ‘belongiug to the business. Also
; lave
A FINE HEARSE,
4nd all Yonerdls entrusted to us will receive
prompt attention
WE M MARE EMBALMING A SPECIALTY.
|GEO. K. WALK
SANTA CLAUS:
=¢P. SHY
Beg to announce to the people of this vicinity that they have
gone into parthership for the Holiday season and expect their
joint efforts to
Give Everybody A Good in me.
Do not let anyone deceive you by misrepresentation into
believing that Santa Clause is in any way interested in any
1
other stock or store. yi
7 his is Santa C laus Headquarters
as will be proven by the abundance and variety of our ‘stock,
and by the liberal way in which customers will be treated.
We have in store :
A Great Series OF Surprises
for those who visit ty Great surprises in the variety of our
| display, great surprises in Christmas novelties, great surprises
in Holiday bargains, and above all else
Our Prices Are Big Surprises,
so surprisingly low that they offér the greatest inducement
possible to those who know what a bargain is.
P. S. Hay, Salisbury.
Mrs. 5 A. Lichliter,
— Dealer Tn AN Kinds Of—
GRAIN, FLOUR Aud FEED,
CORN, OATS, MIDDLINGS, “RED DOG FLOUR," FLAXSEED MEAL, in short all kinds of
ground feed for stock. “CLIMAX FOOD,” a good medicine for stock.
All Gracies of Flour,
‘among them *‘Plllsbury’s Best," the best flour in the world, “Vienna,” “Irish Patent,” ‘Sea Foam
and Royal.
GBAYHAM and BUCKWHEAT FLOUR, Corn Meal, Oat Meal and Lima Beans. I also handle :
All Grades of Sugar,
including Maple Sugar, also handle Salt and Potatoes, These goeds are principally bought in car-
Joad lots, and will be sold at lowest prices. Goods delivered to my regular customers. Store in
STATLER BLOCK, SALISBURY, PA.
Ladies’, Gents’ and Children’s Linen and Cambric Handker-
chiefs, Silk Mufflers, Silk Ties, Hosiery, Gloves, Corsets, La-
dies’, Gents’ and Children’s Underwear, Shawls, Skirts, Dress
Goods, Towels, Table Linen, Blankets, Comforts, ‘Ladies’ and
| Children’s Muffs, Children’s Fur Sets, Autograph and Photo-
graph’ Albums, Dolls, Trumpets, Ladies'{Fascinators, Ladies’
Hoods, Infants’ Sacks, Bootees, etc.
I also have a nice line of
Ladies’ Carlisle Shoes and Men's
Latrobe Hand-made Boots and Shoes.
Have also just received
1A Nico Line Of Fresh Groceries,
such as Prunes, Raisins, Currants, Citron, Lemon Peel, Mix-
ed Nuts, Mixed Candy, Crackers, and Sweet cakes.
Thanking my friends for past Patronage, Iam respectfully,
ER, Salisbury,
Pu. |
Wanted!
Chestnut Wood.
$2.50 per cord, deliv-
ered at the works of the
é
Standard Extract Co.,
West Salisbury, Pa.
UPTON H. WHITE, Manager.
City Meat Market,
Hi. Brandler, Proprietor.
A choice assortment of fresh
meat always on hand.
If you want good steak, go
to Brandler.
If you wanta good roast, go
to Brandler.
Brandler ‘guarantees to
please the most fastidious.
Honest weight and lowest
living prices at Brandler’s.
SP
HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID FOR
{to himself.
D. 8. Ewing. General Agent,
1127 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa.
EDITORIAL REMARKS.
ONE of our Pittsburgh exchanges re-
fers to the Law and Order League as the
Blue Law Society.
Tae latest from Washington is tliat
Baby Mills is liable to take his dishes and
leave the playhouse.
DEATH has knocked another plum.
This time it is Senator Plumb, of Kansas.
He died last Sunday, of apoplexy.
BAuTIMORE will soon have a $100.000
tin plate factory in operation; thanks to
McKinley's little bill. It will have a ca-
pacity of 1.800 boxes of tin plate per
week. !
StepEEN B. ELKINS has been appointed
Secretary of War by President Harrison.
The appointment is a great surprise to
most people. Tt is generally considered
as a political move of Mr. Harrison's, to
help his chances for a second term.
Tae next National Prohibition conven:
tion will be beld in St. Lolifs, June 20th
and 80th. As there are lots of big brew-
eries in 8t. Louis, our cold water breth:
ren should be very careful, lest some of
them return from that city with highly
flavored breath.
AND now Liverpool bobs up and says
that as a trade center which the ruinous
McKinley bill ly red
all means, Mr. Cleveland,
will not take part in. the World's fair.
How sad it must be to American work-
men to know that ‘the McKinley bill
doesn’t suit England, |
Tuer lottery question has caused a split
in the demoeratic party in Louisiana. A
split has long been needed in that party,
especially in the South. It is not likely,
however, that Louisiana is going to be a
Republiean state on account of the split,
us. some newspapers think will be the
case.
No woxpkRr that the United States is
the best nation on earth. It reads and
supports as many newspapers as Eng-
land, France, Germany and Russia com-
bined. To be an American is greater
than a king. My Country ‘tis of Thee,
Hail Columbia, high, low, jack and the
game.
LA GripPE continues to be on the in-
crease in this state, and the malady is
now causing a booming business for
Pittsburgh and Allegheny druggists. Tt
seems to Tae STAR that this disease onght
to soon step down and out, bat we sup-
pose it will tose its grip just whenever it
pleases. : :
Epwarp M. FIELD, a son of the great
Cyrus W. Field of Atlantic cable fame,
iis charged with stealing nearly $2,000,000
in money, bonds and stocks that had
been intrusted to him, and is now in jail.
About three-fourths of the sons of great
mien are not worth the powder it would
take to blow them up.
- Tr looks a good deal at though we are
going to have war with Lhili, Well,
“Uncle Smn” ought to take that saucy
and blood-thirsty little republic across
his knee and gently caress it with the
broad and mighty palm of his powerful
hand. If Chili fools much longer with
this great nation it will be chilly in reality
us well us by name.
IT is now reported that Barnum and
Noah are quarreling up in Heaven. It
ig said that each ¢laims to have had the
biggest menagerie on earth. As our tele-
phone is jut of order, and not knowing
where the report originated, we do not
give this as official news. But we'll side
with Barnum, anyway, as he was a good
| advertiser, and advertisers are always in
the lead.
GREAT men have uttered many things
that will doubtless pass through all ages
as being both wise and true; yet many
of them are not only untrue, but actual
ly absurd and ridiculous. For example,
we will quote one of Longfellow’ Ss 8ay-
ings:
‘Every man is in some sort a failure
No one ever reaches the
heights to which he aspires.”
How nntrue! How ahsurd! Many men
have reached the heights to which they
aspired, and many more have gone far
beyond them. Many men who have
scarcely aspired to anything higher than
to live and move and have their being,
huve become great and risen far beyond
their most sanguine expectations or aspi-
rations. “Some men are born great,
some achieve greatness and some have
greatness thrust upon them.”
A max who claims to be an intimate
friend of Grover Cleveland, and also
claims to know what he is talking about,
says Mr. Cleveland is not in the Presiden-
tial race at all. He says his wife objects
to Grover ever being president agrin and
that her wishes will be respected by the
great heavy- weight ex- president. Well,
this paper is of the opinion; that onr fat
friend should by all means heed the ad-
monitions of ‘his dear little wife, for if
he ghould become the Democratic nomi-
nee again he would find after the election
that the majority of the American voters
also objected to his being president again,
and that's where the-unpleasant part of
it wonld come in for Mr. Cleveland. By
respect’ the
wishes of your wife. At any rate don’t
‘contribute a $10,000 check toward a re-
election, . as yon did in 1888,. for if ybu
run again your name will be Dennis Mud,
just ag it was then, and we'll bet that
Dave Hill, of New York, has the same
opinion we have, and Dave is noted for
having a head as long as a churn.
Lire is short and time is fleeting, and
men live aud move and have their being
today. while tomorrow they may be too
dead ‘to skin. Man knoweth not what
hour he may have to turn.up his toes,
nor whether he will have to die with his
bootson or off. In other words, the ways
in which men ‘‘pass in their checks” are
numerous and as varied as they are nu-
merous. Here is an example of some of
the queer ways in which men are some-
times raked in by the ‘grim reaper:”
Here the noble seven sleep, in their
mameless graves, where the summer zeph-
yrs weep, and the willow waves; let them
slumber sweetly on, in Death's somber
chains, lying still and cold and wan, free’
from tears and pains.
ers. they were men, in the days ‘of yore;
t
he | but we'll see them ne'er again ti
They were broth- ||
world is o'er. William took Ins little
gun. on s morning fair, and benesth a
smiling sun, went to hunt the hear. He
was sure the gun had not, loaded beers
that day, so his face with smiles was
fraught, as he went his wav. And they
found him lying prone, inthe twilight
grav; all his forehead had been blown
many leagues away. So they hid him
here to vest, while hic hrothers wept:
with his gun upon his breast, here lie:
calinly slept. Bimon went'to Meyersdale,
minus his canoe; on important business
bent, down the street he flew; but slag,
he slipped and fell, near the Main street
shore, and beneath the murky swell, sunk
to rise no more—till they fished him from :
the flood, in the eventide; and he slee
enrolled In mud, here by William's
Peter sat beside a stove, filled with
line; pleasant memories he wove, of his
youth serene; then the neighbors hes
a crash, and a dismal thud, and ns qui
as lightning flash, fell a shower of blood,
Then they gathered his remains, will
tablespoon—save his features, bones an
brains sticking to the moon—and by
mon’s side he sleeps, near where Willia
les, cand the wind at evening we
‘neath the mourning skies Henry.
sleeping car, on his journey sped,
was in a region far. numbered witl
doad; tor the bridges on that road,
were made of straw, and the train w
ad its load, sunk to ruin’s maw: and t
found pour Henry there, weaphed are
filled with.sand and earth; i hi
were burned away, nearly to his
ing now. ‘James, a youth with fiery ey
thought he was defamed, when an edit
near by, all his follies named; 8
songht the printer's lair, with a clu
oak, and the dust that eddied th
seemed like battle smoke. When
dust had settled down, and the ro ,
o'er, James’ friends came up from tow
and scraped him from the floor, By
brothers he was laid, and a humble stot
by some friendly comrade made, marks
his lonely throne. Joseph as an um
shone, at a game of ball: laurels
feet were thrown, by the ladies ai li
the home club lost the game, by an
score, and they climbed poor Jose
frame. waded in his gore; when the a
bulence was brought, for the ampi
good, just a little” greasy spot. wark
the place hestood: John, the fairest
the last, lived a quiet life, till he in thy
years long past, hunted up a wife:
he envied those who Aled. by a sim
shock! William's death as him di ed
Henry conld him mock. Simon die
without a pain, Peter passed away,
the lightning strikes the plain, or ust
day: but the fairest of them all, withei
like a flower, that beside some frowning
wall, vainly waits & shower; but at Tas
he died and sleeps. William, James be-
side, while his spectre sadly weeps ut the
way he died.
: A Cerrection and a an Appenl. !
We were in error ast week in stating
that the programs for the educational
meeting were printed away from hom
In regard to that we were misinformed.
We thought the job looked too badt
have heen done by a printer, yet we
didn’t know that a blacksmith did it,
Now while we feel thankful for the
excellent job printing trade we have €
joyed ever since coming here, and feel
proud of the satisfaction our work in
that line has given, we nevertheless thir
some very outrageous inconsistencies
have been indulged in by a few of our
people, and the very people, too, wh
above all others should encourage and
patronize their local paper and giv
every bit of printing they have to do,
the following reasons: THE STAR is
working for the best interests of the com-
munity; it is a friend of education and
labors for morality: it is a foe to immors
ality “nd vice; it gives you the news of
your town, making mention of improve:
ments, laboring for the education of the.
masses, reports the work of our schools’
and teachers, fraternal societies, churchi-
es, etc., ete, In short, it dues everything
in its power for the good of the commu
nity. How much in thatline are you sc
commodated to by a blacksmith prints
who publishes no paper? 7
- In conclusion we will say that we fol i
low the printing business exclusively f
a living, have our trade and profession
welllearned. We do not turn out wor
that looks as though it was printed-with
a poor quality of applebutter instead
good printers’ ink, neither do we sel
brass collar buttons, cheap socks and
suspenders in connection with our busi:
ness, nor run a gambling dive, either
Fellow citizens, we appeal to your hoto
—are we not justly entitled to all t
printing this vicinity has to do? Isit
not inconsistent to give printing to the
only institution in your. town that up;
poses your local paper!