ef Conniy SALISBURY, ELK LICK POSTOFFICE, PA., THURSDAY, DEC, ——————— 24, 1891. NUMBER 3. to and from Chicago, Joliet, Ottawa, Sais Mone, Bose aend, 15115! it and 1; A's Minneapolis and St. Paul, in MIN: Waleriown snd sioax Fall, In DAKOTA ; 3 ‘Traverses new areas of rich 1 rning lade, sein otis oF Ls to all towns and cities east and west, es anf southwest of Chisago sud go Puts and ons at Denver and Colorado Springs with | miiwsy lines, now forming he new and mn daily euperbly-squipped. trains WITHOUT CHANGE fo and from Salt cities and mining districts in Colorado, TRAINS Joseph and Kansas City to and from all im- towns, cities and sections in Southern Neb; the Indian Territory. Also via ALBERT from Kansas City and Chicago to Water« Falls, MINNEAPOLIS and ST. PAUL, Sil yoluts north and northwest between ic Coast. — a or desired information any Coupon Ticket Office in the United States JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN, . . Gen’l Tk. & Pass. Agh, CHICAGO, ILL. 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(indinding Sunday), one your. one month, .. » “ ” % ”" " Sunday, one year, WEERLY PRERS, One year. . ._ Drufts, Checks and other Remittances should ire made payable to the order of = PRESS COMPANY, LIMITED, PHILADELPHIA, PA. 8. Lowry & Son, UNDERTRKERS, / wt SALISBURY, PA., have always on hand all kinds of Burial Cases, Robes, Shrouds and all Z kinds of goods ‘belongiug to the business. Also ; lave A FINE HEARSE, 4nd all Yonerdls entrusted to us will receive prompt attention WE M MARE EMBALMING A SPECIALTY. |GEO. K. WALK SANTA CLAUS: =¢P. SHY Beg to announce to the people of this vicinity that they have gone into parthership for the Holiday season and expect their joint efforts to Give Everybody A Good in me. Do not let anyone deceive you by misrepresentation into believing that Santa Clause is in any way interested in any 1 other stock or store. yi 7 his is Santa C laus Headquarters as will be proven by the abundance and variety of our ‘stock, and by the liberal way in which customers will be treated. We have in store : A Great Series OF Surprises for those who visit ty Great surprises in the variety of our | display, great surprises in Christmas novelties, great surprises in Holiday bargains, and above all else Our Prices Are Big Surprises, so surprisingly low that they offér the greatest inducement possible to those who know what a bargain is. P. S. Hay, Salisbury. Mrs. 5 A. Lichliter, — Dealer Tn AN Kinds Of— GRAIN, FLOUR Aud FEED, CORN, OATS, MIDDLINGS, “RED DOG FLOUR," FLAXSEED MEAL, in short all kinds of ground feed for stock. “CLIMAX FOOD,” a good medicine for stock. All Gracies of Flour, ‘among them *‘Plllsbury’s Best," the best flour in the world, “Vienna,” “Irish Patent,” ‘Sea Foam and Royal. GBAYHAM and BUCKWHEAT FLOUR, Corn Meal, Oat Meal and Lima Beans. I also handle : All Grades of Sugar, including Maple Sugar, also handle Salt and Potatoes, These goeds are principally bought in car- Joad lots, and will be sold at lowest prices. Goods delivered to my regular customers. Store in STATLER BLOCK, SALISBURY, PA. Ladies’, Gents’ and Children’s Linen and Cambric Handker- chiefs, Silk Mufflers, Silk Ties, Hosiery, Gloves, Corsets, La- dies’, Gents’ and Children’s Underwear, Shawls, Skirts, Dress Goods, Towels, Table Linen, Blankets, Comforts, ‘Ladies’ and | Children’s Muffs, Children’s Fur Sets, Autograph and Photo- graph’ Albums, Dolls, Trumpets, Ladies'{Fascinators, Ladies’ Hoods, Infants’ Sacks, Bootees, etc. I also have a nice line of Ladies’ Carlisle Shoes and Men's Latrobe Hand-made Boots and Shoes. Have also just received 1A Nico Line Of Fresh Groceries, such as Prunes, Raisins, Currants, Citron, Lemon Peel, Mix- ed Nuts, Mixed Candy, Crackers, and Sweet cakes. Thanking my friends for past Patronage, Iam respectfully, ER, Salisbury, Pu. | Wanted! Chestnut Wood. $2.50 per cord, deliv- ered at the works of the é Standard Extract Co., West Salisbury, Pa. UPTON H. WHITE, Manager. City Meat Market, Hi. Brandler, Proprietor. A choice assortment of fresh meat always on hand. If you want good steak, go to Brandler. If you wanta good roast, go to Brandler. Brandler ‘guarantees to please the most fastidious. Honest weight and lowest living prices at Brandler’s. SP HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID FOR {to himself. D. 8. Ewing. General Agent, 1127 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa. EDITORIAL REMARKS. ONE of our Pittsburgh exchanges re- fers to the Law and Order League as the Blue Law Society. Tae latest from Washington is tliat Baby Mills is liable to take his dishes and leave the playhouse. DEATH has knocked another plum. This time it is Senator Plumb, of Kansas. He died last Sunday, of apoplexy. BAuTIMORE will soon have a $100.000 tin plate factory in operation; thanks to McKinley's little bill. It will have a ca- pacity of 1.800 boxes of tin plate per week. ! StepEEN B. ELKINS has been appointed Secretary of War by President Harrison. The appointment is a great surprise to most people. Tt is generally considered as a political move of Mr. Harrison's, to help his chances for a second term. Tae next National Prohibition conven: tion will be beld in St. Lolifs, June 20th and 80th. As there are lots of big brew- eries in 8t. Louis, our cold water breth: ren should be very careful, lest some of them return from that city with highly flavored breath. AND now Liverpool bobs up and says that as a trade center which the ruinous McKinley bill ly red all means, Mr. Cleveland, will not take part in. the World's fair. How sad it must be to American work- men to know that ‘the McKinley bill doesn’t suit England, | Tuer lottery question has caused a split in the demoeratic party in Louisiana. A split has long been needed in that party, especially in the South. It is not likely, however, that Louisiana is going to be a Republiean state on account of the split, us. some newspapers think will be the case. No woxpkRr that the United States is the best nation on earth. It reads and supports as many newspapers as Eng- land, France, Germany and Russia com- bined. To be an American is greater than a king. My Country ‘tis of Thee, Hail Columbia, high, low, jack and the game. LA GripPE continues to be on the in- crease in this state, and the malady is now causing a booming business for Pittsburgh and Allegheny druggists. Tt seems to Tae STAR that this disease onght to soon step down and out, bat we sup- pose it will tose its grip just whenever it pleases. : : Epwarp M. FIELD, a son of the great Cyrus W. Field of Atlantic cable fame, iis charged with stealing nearly $2,000,000 in money, bonds and stocks that had been intrusted to him, and is now in jail. About three-fourths of the sons of great mien are not worth the powder it would take to blow them up. - Tr looks a good deal at though we are going to have war with Lhili, Well, “Uncle Smn” ought to take that saucy and blood-thirsty little republic across his knee and gently caress it with the broad and mighty palm of his powerful hand. If Chili fools much longer with this great nation it will be chilly in reality us well us by name. IT is now reported that Barnum and Noah are quarreling up in Heaven. It ig said that each ¢laims to have had the biggest menagerie on earth. As our tele- phone is jut of order, and not knowing where the report originated, we do not give this as official news. But we'll side with Barnum, anyway, as he was a good | advertiser, and advertisers are always in the lead. GREAT men have uttered many things that will doubtless pass through all ages as being both wise and true; yet many of them are not only untrue, but actual ly absurd and ridiculous. For example, we will quote one of Longfellow’ Ss 8ay- ings: ‘Every man is in some sort a failure No one ever reaches the heights to which he aspires.” How nntrue! How ahsurd! Many men have reached the heights to which they aspired, and many more have gone far beyond them. Many men who have scarcely aspired to anything higher than to live and move and have their being, huve become great and risen far beyond their most sanguine expectations or aspi- rations. “Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.” A max who claims to be an intimate friend of Grover Cleveland, and also claims to know what he is talking about, says Mr. Cleveland is not in the Presiden- tial race at all. He says his wife objects to Grover ever being president agrin and that her wishes will be respected by the great heavy- weight ex- president. Well, this paper is of the opinion; that onr fat friend should by all means heed the ad- monitions of ‘his dear little wife, for if he ghould become the Democratic nomi- nee again he would find after the election that the majority of the American voters also objected to his being president again, and that's where the-unpleasant part of it wonld come in for Mr. Cleveland. By respect’ the wishes of your wife. At any rate don’t ‘contribute a $10,000 check toward a re- election, . as yon did in 1888,. for if ybu run again your name will be Dennis Mud, just ag it was then, and we'll bet that Dave Hill, of New York, has the same opinion we have, and Dave is noted for having a head as long as a churn. Lire is short and time is fleeting, and men live aud move and have their being today. while tomorrow they may be too dead ‘to skin. Man knoweth not what hour he may have to turn.up his toes, nor whether he will have to die with his bootson or off. In other words, the ways in which men ‘‘pass in their checks” are numerous and as varied as they are nu- merous. Here is an example of some of the queer ways in which men are some- times raked in by the ‘grim reaper:” Here the noble seven sleep, in their mameless graves, where the summer zeph- yrs weep, and the willow waves; let them slumber sweetly on, in Death's somber chains, lying still and cold and wan, free’ from tears and pains. ers. they were men, in the days ‘of yore; t he | but we'll see them ne'er again ti They were broth- || world is o'er. William took Ins little gun. on s morning fair, and benesth a smiling sun, went to hunt the hear. He was sure the gun had not, loaded beers that day, so his face with smiles was fraught, as he went his wav. And they found him lying prone, inthe twilight grav; all his forehead had been blown many leagues away. So they hid him here to vest, while hic hrothers wept: with his gun upon his breast, here lie: calinly slept. Bimon went'to Meyersdale, minus his canoe; on important business bent, down the street he flew; but slag, he slipped and fell, near the Main street shore, and beneath the murky swell, sunk to rise no more—till they fished him from : the flood, in the eventide; and he slee enrolled In mud, here by William's Peter sat beside a stove, filled with line; pleasant memories he wove, of his youth serene; then the neighbors hes a crash, and a dismal thud, and ns qui as lightning flash, fell a shower of blood, Then they gathered his remains, will tablespoon—save his features, bones an brains sticking to the moon—and by mon’s side he sleeps, near where Willia les, cand the wind at evening we ‘neath the mourning skies Henry. sleeping car, on his journey sped, was in a region far. numbered witl doad; tor the bridges on that road, were made of straw, and the train w ad its load, sunk to ruin’s maw: and t found pour Henry there, weaphed are filled with.sand and earth; i hi were burned away, nearly to his ing now. ‘James, a youth with fiery ey thought he was defamed, when an edit near by, all his follies named; 8 songht the printer's lair, with a clu oak, and the dust that eddied th seemed like battle smoke. When dust had settled down, and the ro , o'er, James’ friends came up from tow and scraped him from the floor, By brothers he was laid, and a humble stot by some friendly comrade made, marks his lonely throne. Joseph as an um shone, at a game of ball: laurels feet were thrown, by the ladies ai li the home club lost the game, by an score, and they climbed poor Jose frame. waded in his gore; when the a bulence was brought, for the ampi good, just a little” greasy spot. wark the place hestood: John, the fairest the last, lived a quiet life, till he in thy years long past, hunted up a wife: he envied those who Aled. by a sim shock! William's death as him di ed Henry conld him mock. Simon die without a pain, Peter passed away, the lightning strikes the plain, or ust day: but the fairest of them all, withei like a flower, that beside some frowning wall, vainly waits & shower; but at Tas he died and sleeps. William, James be- side, while his spectre sadly weeps ut the way he died. : A Cerrection and a an Appenl. ! We were in error ast week in stating that the programs for the educational meeting were printed away from hom In regard to that we were misinformed. We thought the job looked too badt have heen done by a printer, yet we didn’t know that a blacksmith did it, Now while we feel thankful for the excellent job printing trade we have € joyed ever since coming here, and feel proud of the satisfaction our work in that line has given, we nevertheless thir some very outrageous inconsistencies have been indulged in by a few of our people, and the very people, too, wh above all others should encourage and patronize their local paper and giv every bit of printing they have to do, the following reasons: THE STAR is working for the best interests of the com- munity; it is a friend of education and labors for morality: it is a foe to immors ality “nd vice; it gives you the news of your town, making mention of improve: ments, laboring for the education of the. masses, reports the work of our schools’ and teachers, fraternal societies, churchi- es, etc., ete, In short, it dues everything in its power for the good of the commu nity. How much in thatline are you sc commodated to by a blacksmith prints who publishes no paper? 7 - In conclusion we will say that we fol i low the printing business exclusively f a living, have our trade and profession welllearned. We do not turn out wor that looks as though it was printed-with a poor quality of applebutter instead good printers’ ink, neither do we sel brass collar buttons, cheap socks and suspenders in connection with our busi: ness, nor run a gambling dive, either Fellow citizens, we appeal to your hoto —are we not justly entitled to all t printing this vicinity has to do? Isit not inconsistent to give printing to the only institution in your. town that up; poses your local paper!