Montour American. FRANK C. ANGLE, Proprietor. Danville, Pa., Dec. 27, 1906. I FICTION anZ i !| FRICTION || By Margaret Murrey ] ! Copyright, 19CM, by Comer Sprasue < | The most popular novel and "big gest seller" of the year was "Aunt Mary Moffat," written by an unknown author, whose name and fame bad sud denly gone abroad throughout the land. Youug Dr. Brandon, Just returned from Europe, hastened to congratulate his successful friend, and to his amaze ment he found the writer In the depths of despair. "John Hastings, what Is the matter? Arc you not satisfied with being tho most admired and discussed man of the hour? You ought to be ecstatic, elated, delirious with joy, and you look as If you had swallowed a bad oyster." "Why should 1 rejoice in success when the only reason I tried for It is gone?" John groaned. "What do you mean?" "I was engaged to Ethel Ransom, you remember, and only waiting for money to support her"— "Some people consider that an insig nificant detail." "Unfortunately Ethel's father did not, but now my fortune Is assured she refuses to marry me altogether." "May I ask why?" "She declares that I have drawn the character of Aunt Mary Moffat from her grandmother and held her up to ridicule before everybody." "She is crazy!" Brandon exclaimed. There are plenty of others," point ing to a pile of letters. "All those are from people who recognize themselves or one of their relatives among the characters of my book. Listen to this: "Dear Mr. Hastings—l was BO pleased to And you made me the heroine of your I book. 1 told the editor of our village pa- I per, and he put a piece in the Huckleberry i Junction Post about it. Please send me your autograph. "There are more heroines, a number . of heroes, and you remember the man ] I called the "patriarchal parson'—the j woods are full of grandfathers exactly like him, it appears. As for the Aunt Marys, their name Is legion—there are at least three In every village In the ' states." Brandon helped himself from the pllo \ and read aloud: "Dear Hastings—Perceiving, as I cannot ! fait to do so, the depiction of my late lam entable aunt In the title character of [ your book. I suggest that It would be a ; thankful act for you to put a monument j on her grave. Her folks can't afford it. j It would be a good ad. for the book too." Brandon laughed heartily. "What fun It would be to get these people together 1 Suppose we goto my house at Knowlbrldge and give a party for them. Perhaps If Ethel sees the numerous other claimants she will give up her idea about grandma." John demurred, but was finally per- ! suaded by Brandon, who assumed the ! entire responsibility, and sent the fol- I lowing letter to each of the original:*: Mr. John Hastings requests tho honor i of your presence October the sixteenth at : seven o'clock to meet the ladles and gen- j tlemen from whom characters in his j "Aunt Mary Moffat" were drawn. "I have Been your capricious charm- j •rand prevailed upon ber to come to ' our party," 6ald Brandon, a few days later. "She hesitated, but she will be i there—the unmistakable glitter of cu- ' rioslty was In her azure orbs." First among the author's guests to arrive on the auspicious lGth was an alleged "patriarchal parson," per- i sonally conducted by a nephew named Samuel Baugs. The heroine was repre- i sented by a married woman (whose husband came alsot, a young widow and a sentimental maiden. Two clerks, j a bank cashier and a commercial trav- | eler appeared for the hero, and four : Aunt Marys In various stages of se- ! nlllty came attended by enterprising ; relatives "I wish we had never invited them," i •aid John nervously. "We will have a row as 'sure as sparks fly upward.'" "Leave It to your uncle," said Bran- ; Aon. "I wouldn't miss It for a golden corkscrew/' "Suppose they And one another out before supper." "They can't break loose und wax con fidential between now and 7 o'clock." Brandon announced the guests as they entered the drawing room. Sam Bangs came last, his face radiant with •miles and soap; placing one hand on his spine, the other on his heart, he made a real daucing school bow and said: "This is the proudest moment of my life." John thanked him and Brandon said be was lucky to keep his heart where he could lay his hand on it so readily. Ethel arrived and Insisted ongoing with the housekeeper to the butler's pantry, where she stayed, looking through the door. Brandou, opposite John at table, forced the conversation to be general, steering It off the book, until the des- ! sert appeared, then John rose. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said, "1 have beeu fortunate enough to bring together a number of people represent ed In my book. We have the hero, Thomas Presley; the heroine. Jennie Jenklu«; the patriarchal parson, and j Aunt Mury Moffat herself. Will tho«e I have named rt*e while I drink their good health?" "Here is to Aunt Mary Moffat and all her friends, relatives and acquaint ances I" said John, and glasse* were drained amid great applause. Then, In order to Identify each char acter, he suggested that all should be Mated except the hero and heroine, (k&d four Thomas Presleys and three ! Jenny Jenkins's were left staring, first I to perplexity, then in rage, at ono an. j other. "There must l>e a misunderstand- i ing," >ald John. "Surely there can be but one hero or heroine of n single hook." The three women talked at once, the heroes muttered bitterly, the personal conductors exchanged hasty coufl deuces; John east a glance toward the door, but Brandon laid a detaining hand on his shoulder. "My friends," be said, "it Is plain that Mr. If listings has drawn compos ite characters taking from each the "uilitv for which you are best known I Is uue clown in a tliree ring".! circus less a clown because there are two , others 7" Nothing could have been more in . genlously offonslve, snd smoldering ir I ritatloo threatened to burst forth. The' Sfldpw tUiod bv Jobs t*» Drutji.it him Brandon tried again. "We have all seen 'Uncle Tom's Cab- In' with two Uncle Toms, a pair of Topsies and a brace of Evas, and none of them differeth from another In glory." Here the butler announced that the doctor was wanted across the street. "For heaven's sake, don't go!" whis pered John. "Talk to them yourself; make 'em laugh." Before John could utter a word Sam Bangs rose in wrath. "This Is a nice job you have put up on us. If these ain't the real folks in the book how do we know you are the real author?" Approaching footsteps turned atten tion toward the door, through which marched a lively gentleman, who salut ed and addressed the company. "I am rejoiced, delighted, enchanted to see you all," he bawled, "the crea tures of tny Imagination—the charac ters of my book. I—the famous—the clev'r the Inimitable—the greatest of authors, greet you." "I knew it." Sam exclaimed. "Then you really wrote 'Aunt Mary Moffat,' and he is an impostor?" pointing to John., "T-> perdition with him in live min utes: Certainly I did—l wrote all the books iu all the libraries—l made the world, and the people are my chil dren." "It's genius," said the uiaideu. "It's ruin," said the widow. "It's mania." said Brandon, entering, followed by a man who, steppfng be hind the elated gentleman, took him by the elbows and walked him out of the house. "That Is a paretic patient of mine, who overheard me speak of this party to his daughter today, and stole away from his attendant to come." I don't believe he is a bit crazier than you are. with your composite clowns, your three ringed Topsies and your piratic patients," said Sam. "There Is no time to explain—l have terrible news." said Brandon. "One of the servants has developed malig nant smallpox, and you must all leave the house as soon as possible to avoid infection. There is a train to New York in half an hour." Sain made a boll for the door, fol lowed by all but the widow, who re fused to leave John. "You needn't wait—l will attend to him," said Ethel, confronting her sud denly. "Who are you?" demanded the aston ished widow. "I am the girl who is to marry Air. Hastings." "Are you sure you are the original girl or only one of several?" a«ked tho widow sarcastieai'y. "But perhaps you are a composite. Without saying goodbv, she marched majestically out of the room. "Heaven forgive that lie about the smallpox," said Brandon, mopping his brow. "Nothing loss would have saved the roof over our heads." BreuUiiiii tlie Chain. la IH.SI a bill was introduced iu tlie Massachusetts senate which provided for a bounty of for the killing of 'a lynx or wildcat," says the Boston Herald. When the bill was under dis cussion Senator Kice of Essex, who had a habit of asking the committees to explain some parts of bills they had reported, said he would like to ask the committee who retried the bill wheth or the term "lynx or wildcat" referred to two different species of animals or whether It \v;i- fhe same kind of an 1 , mal called by different names. Sena tor Rockwell of Plttsfleld. who never let an opportunity to say a good thing pass, arose and said. "In the absence of the chairman of the committee who reported this bill I would say for the Information of ihe honorable senator from Ksaex. who, having always lived In the eastern part of the state. Is not probablv aware that for years there has been a chain of wildcats roaming ever the Berkshire hills, that the ob ject of this bill is to take some of the links out of that chain." FRAUDS IN OLD BOOKS. Aut-leul HUII Iturr Volume* Doefored, lleitliirril nixl Imitated. A well known collector acquired what he took to • a t.f »u published by Aldus In the year 1481). He paid sl.u>o for it and believed that It was an original Aldus, because the publish er's press maik. a dolphin colled round an anchor, appeared upon It. When the liool; was shown to an expert it proved to be beyond a shadow of doubt a modern antique- that is lo say, it was simply a copy of the orig inal w«i;-k printed by an ingenious book fakir. So clever was the imitation that only an expert could lell it from the original and rare book. Scores of per-on- during recent years have bought facsimiles of rare works under Ihe impression that they v ere getting th<- originals. Idekens' ■•Sunday l*n .ler Three Heads" has been faked many times and sold as original to collectors who no dotibt treasure tliein a- rarities 'ienuine copies of this little book are wortli a good sum, and sonic unscrupulous dealers, taking ad vintage of i lie circumstances, have I■:i • i it reprinted and palm ofif the • opies on ting bibliomaniacs for the genuine lirst edition. Man\ men make a living by "doc toriii —" old and rare books for un scrupulous dealers. These men are «<h-p: iii the art "I IHK»IC restoring flud are tp'itc able to make any part of an imperfeci copy. I'or Instance, if a i ire book ha- a leal inis-ing It I* handed over b> a restorer, who re print- the page with battered type. Hie paper upon which It Is printed be ing afterward discolored with chem icals or tobat-c > water in order to ghe it the true antique hue. The lirsi folio Shakespeare i-. of course, of great value, and it is swfn to sav that every possible deception has been practiced iu fitting up copies of thi- work for sale. ,\t one time the manufacture of llrst folio Shakespenres was ipiite a trade A first folio having ■icveral leaves missing had leaves In sertetl from the second folio, while in one case the entire play of "Cymbe line" was reprinted and Inserted iu a first folio. The "'faked" pages were so cleverly done that several experts were at tir-t unable to detect them when turning over the pages of the work in question Hook restorers, as u rule, are most ingenious artists, and they can produce an imitation of a page of a rare book which will deceive hundreds of collectors. One particu lar restorer has "doctored" more than a thousand old books during the last two years, producing pages in faeslm-i lie and supplying colopho. s or -■ fe.{ capitals. There <i tblap ■ ■ Mug to uiake a bo-'- ■ •>' • t 'an eaoiot I'fu. I Malcolm's J || Rescue I « Hy Gordon Talbot » ijj Copyright, by W. K. ( "I'm worried about Nancy," said I Peyton gloomily. "You've got to worry about some thing," was the consoling reply, as Nancy Wescott's brother Billy did not I see anything to worry about in the sit j uation. "But," persisted Peyton, "she never I acted this way until that fellow Mal • colm came down." "Possibly it's Miss Malcolm," chuc kled Billy. "If you were not holding hands last night, It's because appear ances pre deceit till." "Nothing of the sort," protested Pey ton, reddening. "1 was just trying to make Nan a little jealous." "And it looks as if she might be try ing to play the same game," laughed Billy. "See here, Tom, you've got a fair wind and a pipe full of tobacco. What more do you want ? Worry about . sis when you get back t<> the island." With a heavy sigh, Tom Peyton threw his leg over the tiller to hold it I while he lit his pipe. They had gone over to the mainland for supplies, and after beating their way against a head ■ wind it should have be,>n enough to 1 satisfy the heart of any yachtsman to i have the wind right for a straight run _ home. It was live miles to the mainland, an absurd distance to gr for butter, but | the Wescott party liked the privacy of ' the island, and had not the launch bro ! ken down the matter ol' supplies would have been unimportant. Billy had vol unteered to sail over and get the but ; ter, aud Tom had invited himself togo | because he was so utterly miserable | with Malcolm dancing attendance on Nancy. For three years lie had been trying to ! get her to say yes to the all important 1 question, but she had evaded the issue ! with the skill of a diplomat, and in de ' spalr he had sought to force matters I through arousing her jealousy by flirt ing with Miss Malcolm. ! Unfortunately Nancy had seen ' through the plan and retaliated by en j gaging in a desperate flirtation with ! v ' IIP THE NEXT INSTANT THEY WEKF. FLOt'N'DFR -ING IN IHE WATER. Malcolm. This had been the last straw, and Tom was as miserable as It Is given man to be. I For awhile they were silent. Billy lay dreaming in the bottom of the boat, sending out great clouds of smoke as he stared up at the sky, aud Peyton, his leg still thrown over the tiller, was engaged in devising torments to which Malcolm should be subjected if he had his way. Neither noticed that a breeze seemed to be springing up from the west. They wero under the lee of Catliu island, with its steep bluffs, and spinning along nicely. Wescott island was only half a mile beyond the larger Island, and already it seemed to Tom that he could make out Nancy and Malcolm sitting on the rocks at the point. He was just about to reach out for the glasses when the boat slipped out from under the protection of the cliffs, and with a slap the strong wind struck the sail. The next instant they were flounder ing in the water. Tom couldn't swim, but Billy grasped his collar and hoisted him onto the bottom of the upturned boat. "Hold fast for a moment," he com manded as he slipped off again. He floundered in the water for a moment, then paddled toward the boat. "Here's the coffee!" he called. "It's In an air tight tin.and I'll bet it's all right." "Better toss up your pipe, too," sug gested Tom, who for the tirst time saw that Billy's teeth were still clinched on the stem. "They have seen us and are coming out." A row boat had put out from the camp. In ii Malcolm and one of the servants were pulling furiously, while on the shore Nancy could be seen wav ing frantically. Malcolm bent his back to the task, and presently as they came out he be gan to shout messages of hope. ' Bet he thinks we're drowned aud don't know it," laughed Billy, who had abandoned his quest for floating prop erty to watch the little comedy. Malcolm, still putting, drew alongside the boat and helped Peyton in. Billy 'climbed in over the side, and with a hearty "1 thought I'd be in time" Mai colm swung the boat's head about and began to pull for the shore with the Bi'.ine purling exertion. Billy shouted to him to e.i-e up, that there was a chance for salvage, but Malcolm did not un derstand and kept on putting and pull ing. I lie whole camp was on shore to greet them, and Malcolm pulled up in tine style. "Have you a barrel ready?" he puffed. "What for?" demanded Hilly. "A glass will do for me." "To roll you on," explained Malcolm. "When they take people out of the wa ter they roil tliem on a barrel, don't rou know" "I'll murder the tirst man who tn<?s It on me," threatened Nancy's brother "Come on. Tom, let's get some dry clothes." They went oil toward the camp, while the others gathered on tho beach and talked it over. Twenty minutes later Billy, appearing in the doorway, demanded to know whether they had brought in the yacht "They're out after it no.v," explained Nancy, pointing l<> where a little group on the sand was watching three of this men wiw wore pulling for shore, tow ing the boat in Billy went off to join them, and Tom sank into a piazza chair near Nancy. "How did Hillv cutna to utwwtV" «!>-> asKett curiously "He didn't." he admitted. "It was all my fault. We were going aloug so nicely that I never noticed a squall blowing up behind Catlin. When It bit us I had my leg over the tiller, and be fore I could get it clear we were in the water." "We were watching you from the point," she smiled. "Mr. Malcolm was so excited that for a moment I thought lie was going to try to walk out to you." "lie certainly did work hard," ad mitted Tom. "There we were sitting high and dry on the keel and poor old Malcolm breaking his back to get out there before we drowned." "You shouldn't laugh at Mr. Mal colm," she reproved. "I suppose that I must have been so anxious that I com municated my excitement to him." "I suppose you're anxious about Billy a lot of times," he said idly. "That boy would love to live in a boat and never come «*i shore." "I don't worry about Billy," she de tiled. "He can swim like a fish." "Then why"— he began. "It is be cause I cannot swim that you were worried?" he demanded. "It would break up the party." she ex plained, realizing what she had said. "But you do care?" he pleaded. "Say you do. dear?" "Perhaps I do," she admitted. "A whole lot?" lie persisted. Nancy hesitated. The incident had been en lightening. She knew her own heart better than she had that morning. She nodded her head. It seemed to Tom only a moment be fore Billy came tramping up from the beach. "It's all right, Billy," he cried. "It's not Malcolm, after all. It's I." "I'm glad of it," growled Billy. "It'll keep you from being grouchy, and, any how, that infernal Malcolm made us lose the butter. 1 was Just going to dive for it when he 'saved us.'" Illvorce Anions; the Burmese. Yhe marriage customs of the Burmese are simple in the extreme. A man and woman are married or are not mar ried, according to whether they live as husband and wife or not. A man may have several wives, though in practice he rarely has more than one. A woman may have only one hus band. Divorce is a matter for the vil lage elders. No court is necessary, no decree, no appeal to legal or ecclesias tical authority Divorce is but the breaking of a status. A wife retains control of all her property when mar ried; she has a half .share in all proper ty acquired during marriage. If she is divorced she takes her own property and half that jointly acquired. There is no blending of her authority with that of her husband. She may do what she will with her own. There is no rule of primogeniture and no power of bequeathing property by testament. All the children inherit equally. No Buddhist may make a w!IL Whatever a man or a woman dies possessed of must be divided ac cording to rhe rules of consanguinity. There is no preference of either sex. All children are equal 111 this matter. The oldest son shares alike with the youngest daughter.—Lahore Tribune. A uemarkahle furrier l'lßeon. A remarkable story of the sagacity and physical endurance of a carrier pigeon is told in Nansen's story of his arctic explorations. One day the pigeon tapped at the window of Mrs. Nansen's home In Christiania. It was Immedi ately opened, and the little messenger was covered with kisses and caresses by the explorer's wife. After au ab sence of thirty months from the cot tage the pigeon had brought a note from the explorer over a thousand miles of frozen waste and another thousand of ocean, plain and forest. Ad\autnt«eN of Kilts. The London Tailor and Cutter ol>- serves with its usual keen insight Into fcumau nature: "No one has yet sug gested the utility of kilts. They never bag at the knees, nor do they ever require patching at that part, and their hygienic properties are proverbial." \\ lirrc Ho Saved. Two residents of a suburban neigh borhood were talking of the merits of gas and electricity and their compar ative cost. "Well, I haven't figured It out carefully," said the man who used electric light, "but I know I save a lot of matches." For a violin by I'etrus Guarnerius, dated 1095, £2»<o was given at a recent Sale in London; while one by Nicholas Lupot fetched £240. His Best Bread. Baker—l keep the best bread. Cus tomer (who Is complaining of the bread's inferior quality)—l don't doubt It. Baker—Then what have you to complain about? Customer—That in stead of keeping the best bread you should sell the best and keep the bad for yourself. Social Danger. So long as we have at the bottom ot our social fabric an arm}' of vagabonds, hand to mouth livers and slum dwell ers. half starved, dirty, foul mouthed, so long are we In Imminent danger. And it Is want of work which make? recruits for this army-Mirror. The Knock-out Blow. The blow which knocked out Corbett was a revelation to the prize fighters. From the earliest days of the ring the knock-out blow was aimed for the jaw, the temple or the jugular vein. Stomach punches were thrown Ih to woYry and weary the tighter, but If a scientific man had told one of the old fighters that the most vulnerable spot was the region of the stomach, he'd have laughed at him for an ignoramus. Dr. Pierce is bringing home to the public a parallel fact; that thq sVmacHJs the most vulnerable organ out of\he ring as well as in It. We protect pur h»atis, throats, feet and lungs, but theSJMKibJrswe are utterly Indiffer ent to, until the solar plexus and knocks us out. Make your stomach V'U'Hi wj Strang VjHTT- iuv of Pierce's {jphjeiL McdiTal Jjiscoverv. "and voiTm-oUrt/vottrso]f iiT vpur most vulner u' i' 1 snot,. Medical Discovery " cure., "weak stomach," Indigestion, or dyspepsia, torpid liver, bad, thin and Im pure blood and other diseases of the or gan® of digestion and nutrition. The "Golden Medical Discovery " has a specific curative effect upon all mucous surfaces and hence cures catarrh, no matter where located or what stage It may have reached. In Nasal Catarrh it is well to cleanse the passages with Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy fluid while using the "Discovery as a constitutional rem edy. Why the "Golden Medical Discov ery" cures catarrhal diseases, as of the stomach, bowels, bladder and other pelvic organs will lie plain to you if you will read a booklet of extracts from the writ ings of eminent medical authorities, en dorsing its ingredients and explaining their curative properties. It Is mailed free on request. Address Dr. R.V. Pierce, Buffalo. N. Y. This booklet gives all tho ingredients entering Into Dr. Pierce's medicines from which it will be seen that they contain not a drop of alcohol, pure, triple-refined glycerine being used instead. Dr. Pierce's great thousand-page Illus trated Common Sense Modlcal Adviser will be sent free, paper-bound, for 21 one cent stamps, or cloth bouud lor II stamps Addw«s Dr. Pi'irge a * ftbove I "Fretty" By Nancy Hazlitt 1 Copyright, IMU, by \Y. It. Caldwell Alfarotta ran about the garden sing ing shrilly: "Dear, ilear, what can the matter b»? Dear, dear, what can the matter be? Dear, dqar, what can the m-a-t-t-e-r be— Johnny so long at the fair? He promised to bring me a bunch of bine ribbon, He promised to bring me a bunch of blue ribbon, lie promised to bring me r bunch of blue ribbon. To tio up my bonny brown hair." "Fretty, I really wouldn't call him out of his name—you know It Isn't Johnny," Cousin Langley said provok lugly from the leafy depths of tin* grape arbor. "Besides, your hair isn't brown, not in the least. Instead, it's pure carrot c dor. also mighty pretty. If I were a painter person I might call it something else, but being what I am, a stickler for truth"— "Would you know the truth if you met it in the road?" Alfretta flung at him. "I don't believe so," she-went on disdainfully. slinking her glowing waves at him. She was bareheaded, and the sun struck out high lights from the Titian mass above her white forehead, then fell down to waken preen gleams in her long lashed eyes. Slim as became seventeen, tallish, light on little arched feet, with a long neck upbearing her face, she was distractingly pretty, es pecially to eyes jaded "With artifice and sick of fashion—more specifically, Langley Madden's eyes. Lnngley Avas only a third cousin, but assumed that the tie of blood entitled him to take an attitude so critical it was more than brotherly in its candor. Tie had come to Alderbrook farm for six blessed, idle weeks after the stress of a long tight and the triumph of a big legal victory, lie had not been there In years, although the place belonged to him. Its present occupants, the Lanes, had lived in it to oblige him. Therefore he had had but a faint memory of Al farotta as a solemn young person who had disdained to be friends with him, choosing rather to make companions of ?h» digs. the kittens and her pony, Sar. p. He recalled that she had barely tol erated Susette Barlow, who, in spite of being bigger, came sometimes to play with her. Susette had been a famous "X REOABDI.D IT AS MY DITTY TO MARRY YOU." comrade. He bad kissed her often, called her his little sweetheart and actually gone the length of sending down to her from the city after he was back there a birthday ring. Notwith standing, lie had found her married and happy, with a baby as round, rosy and dimpled as he remembered her. Ten years, he had reflected, made big changes every way. Still he was not quite prepared for the change they had wrought iu Fretty. The name was of his own coinage; in all other mouths the girl was Alfa. llc had been quite taken aback to find that she did not resent his version of the baptismal mouthful. Indeed, she had said, with a little hovering smile, "The one comfort about my name is, no matter what people call me, they can't possibly make it worse than It Is." The saying had in a way startled him; he had not thought to find philos ophy at seventeen in the rural regions. But as time went on he discovered that the philosophy was the least of Fretty's surprises. Young as she was, unformed and inexperienced, she had a way with her, also a poise quite wonderful to see. He did not wonder that she had taken captive his artist friend Vernon; it was Vernon's habit to fall fitfully in love with every girl who was iu the least out of the com mon. Fretty had not a single usual fiber in her. In proof, take the fact that Vernon's adoration had not iu the slightest degree turned her head. "What have we to say to the painter person, Fretty?" Cousin Langley ask ed. coming out and laying hold of her hands. "Are we going to tell him to go about his business or are we going to say, Yes. and tbuuky. sir.' when he asks"— "He won't ask." Fretty said, not try ing to take away her bauds. "You see, 1 told him ai the very first I regarded it as my duty to marry you. other wise you would wa.-to :iil your money -beside>. it was ilie only way to keep Alderbrook in he family. lie agreed with me, although 1 think he was <>ev ry; It must have -eemed a shame to him to mis- such an opportunity, lie admitted that flirting was a necessity 10 him. 'that N why. I think, he Is away just now." "indeed?" l angley s:iid. his tone an interrogation Fret.. nodded, echoing: "Indeed! Yes; M Wort ham -your divinity— has ope.ii d tirasbieie came herself the day be! u\ yelenlay. So Mr. VeiUoU ■jiddn'i -tay away longer."- "Who says -die is my divinity? AnU how <! i you like it. seeing you have up propria ted me?" I.angley asked, col erius. in «pite of himself. He felt all at once young and raw and ridiculous «vas in a temper over It. He want ed to -hai . - icily shake her liaru. was jes; • . of i «urse. but how beautl fully sl.e h. d turned the tables on him. Quite unac. ...mtably he found himself tn in! ! ng. ! s baud- moist, his face, ho knew, colored, an.l all without :u ,v reason. it • raid not be that the bare sugges -11 mof I rettj the chikl, the plaything, i; • i : attire he loved to tease —as his wife, 112 mistress of his homo and heart, hail thus overcome hhu. For us at least he had thought of Geoi Wort ham in that position, f-he fitted it so beautifully and was quite evidently ready to accept It. ••T ulwnva unswar mother'* teir her. Remember yon wrote her about Georgina two years back at least," Fretty salil, smiling sweetly, with the faintest touch of malice. "As to my liking her, what does that matter? I have nothing to do with her, only with you." "You are quite resolved—to take me, I mean?" Langley asked, his eyes downcast. Fretty looked pensive. "It seems— one must do one's duty, however dis agreeable," she said, with a little sigh. Lnngley erected himself. "In that case, suppose you kiss your crown of martyrdom," he said, putting his face close to her lips. Fretty sprang back as far as their clasped hands permitted and said, with dancing eyes: "Next year will be quite time enough for that. You see, I am going away in the fall to be finished at the Wlnslow school. Mother Insists upon it.and I myself think it best. I shall come back a fine lady—fine enough. I hope, to do the family credit. May I trust you not to marry Georgina in all that time?" "Certainly not," Langley said prompt ly. "You will have to take me now or risk losing me altogether. And I hate finishing schools and all their works. If you go through the mill I won't have you—that's flat!" Fretty snatched away her hands, laughing heartily. "What an actor was lost In you, Cousin Langley!" she said. "You had such a ring In your voice! I wish Tommy Hartwell had been with in hearing." "So! You want the heathen to rage, you minx!" Langley said, again im prisoning her hands, then the ring coining back to his voice stronger than ever: "Fretty, I know you were in fun, but, please, dear, let's make It earnest I want you—nobody else. I have been wanting you ever sin..a I came, with out having sense enough to know It." "How about Georgina?" Fretty mur mured, turning away her head so Langley might not see the mounting color in her cheeks. Langley laughed triumphantly. "May I be vain enough to speak the frozen truth?" he asked, Ills lips very close to Fretty's ear. She turned a little more awaj* from hhu, saying very low: "No! I can guess it. Georgina won't have you; therefore you want me to salve your broken heart." "Of course. But how did you guess It?" Langley asked, his heart thrilling at thought of her care tq save another woman from slurring., He had meant to tell her what he knew for truth— that ivhile Georgina would have ac cepted him for his position and poten tialities and given him comradely help throughout their Joint career her heart was by no means engaged, she being of the equable temperament that spends its Wildest, devotion upon itself. Moreover, there was Vernon. All along he hud suspected some kindness, even more, between the pair. They might have each other and welcome. Fretty, sweet, slim, red haired Fretty, was the one wife in the world for him. Impulsively he caught her to him and said betweeu kisses: "I see it all now. You're a witch. You saw how I needed comforting and proposed to me right oft' the reel. Henceforth I shall live to keep you from being sorry for it." "And I'll make you sorry for It as long as you live if ever you dare say that again," Fretty interrupted. Again Langley laughed. He could afford to. Fretty, in spite of her brave words, was nestling to him like a hap py child. What Teui'her Sulil. Last Sunday Benny made his debut as a Sunday school scholar. When he came home his relatives and friends were anxious to hear a report of his experiences. "Well, Denny," said his mother, "did you say the text?" "Yes, ma'am." "And did you remember the story »i the lesson ?" "Yes. ma'am. I said it all off by heart." "And did you put your penny In the basket?" "Yes, ma'am." Benny's mother grabbed him up and hugged him ecstatically. "Oh, you little precious!" she said. "Your teacher must have beeu proud of you. I know she just loved you. She said something to you. didn't she?" "Yes, ma'am." "I knew it," said the load parent. "Come, Bejiuy, darling, tell mother what the teacher said to mother's little man." "She said,"' was the .startling reply, "for me to bring 2 cents next Sunday." —New York Post. Xoah'n AdviutaKF. Mrs. Noah was complaining that her clothes looked as If they had come out of the ark. "On the contrary," returned her spouse, "they have lust come across the water." Herewith he congratulated himself on the cheapness of Imported gowns.— New York Sun. As the Boy Saw It. An Englishman tells the story of a boy who saw an exceedingly bowleg ged man standing in front of a hot fire. Finally he could restrain himself no longer and said, "Hey, mister, you'd better get away from there; you'se warpin'." Wonderful Monastery. At Solovetsk. in the Russian govern rnent of Archangel, is the most remark able monastery in the world. The mon astery of Solovetsk Is Inclosed on ev ery side by a wall of granite bowlder* which measures nearly a mile in cir cumference. The monastery itself U very strongly fortified, being support ed by round and square towers aboul thirty feet in height, with walls twentj feet *i;i thickness. The monastery con sist.s in reality of six churches, whlct are completely tilled with statues u! all kinds and precious stones. Upor the walls and the towers surrouudin# these churches are mounted huge guns which in the time of the Crimean wai were directed against the British Whlti sea squadron. Nasal /ge!7s*\. CATARRH /112« cleanses, soothes mi J healn M the diseased membrane. It cures catarrh aud drives M awav a cold in tUo head quickly. Cream It nun is placed into the nostrils, spreads over the membrane an I is absorbed, Keiief Is Im mediate and a cure follows. It is not drying—does not produce sm-ezing. I.arge Size, 50 cents at Drug gibts or by mall; Trial Size, 10 cents. EI.V BROTHERS. f>i> Warren Street. New York I To Cure a Cold in One Day I Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. I I Seven Million boies sold In past 12 months. This sigiature^*^^ BEATEN BY A HAIR. Orphans Court Sale Hwnuihnl Hnmlln'x Flrnt Trj For tht 01 CALLABLE IHiteil State* Senate. DP A T T7QT A TI? T When Hannibal Hamlin wan speaker lXljxiJj JLoAAaJj • of the Maine house of representatives, i away back in the forties of the last ESTATE OF MARY LOCKHOUF, century, there was in that body a cer- j DECEASED. tain gentleman of faultless attire, , , „ , , ~ ! Bv virtue of an order of the Or pleasing manners, good address and ■ • , some reputation, but he had one foible. I'' iau g ot .doutour County graut- His hair was very thin, and he wan ed to him for such purpose,the uuder hlghly sensitive In regard to it. signed Executor of the Jast will and To hide his approaching baldness he testament of the said decedent will bad a habit of carefully stroking with expose to public sale (freed and dis bandoiine or other preparation each charged from all liens and encum particular hah in its place. One ua> brauces whatsoever) upon the premiees while in the chair as speaker Mr. Ilam- Township of -Derrv. in lin. In th«_; innocence of a good and , _ ~, 1 , „ ' joke loving nature, sent for this gen- t,ie County of Montour and State of tleman and, looking fixedly at his Pennsylvania, on chuckle:" U<l POUs1 "" 1 saia With ° : FRIDAY, DEC. 28th, 1906 "Blank, old fellow, I just wanted to at ten o'clock in the forenoon of the tell you that you ve got one of the Ha j ( j day, the following described real hairs of your bead crossed over the eKtate 0 f t | ie sa ; ( j decedent, to wit: otb f, l * . u ■, v All of that certain messuage or tene "You insult me, sir! You insult me!" I . 4 „■ , . 8 . replied the member, with unexpected ™ eut aud tract of laud s,tuate 1U t,ie and altogether unnecessary lndigna- j Township of Derry, in the County of tion, and thou, refusing to listen either Montour aud State of Pennsylvania, to reason or explanation, he left the bounded and described as follows: speaker's desk and returned to his seat. Beginning at a post in line of land ol When Mr. Hamlin became a candi- Jolm Morrison, thence by lands of date for the I ni'ed States senate this John Blee, Jr., south seventy-tnree gentleman was a member of the upper Agrees east twenty-eight and a half house of the Maine legislature. Al- . , , thmi'-h a member of the same party Pf rehes ' f s s,xfeea a,J(I a l,alf P er " and only one more vote was needed to ches soath thirty-six degrees east sixty secure Mr Hamlin's election, he posi- aud g eveu tenth perches, south sixty lively refused to vote for the man by eight and a half degtees west forty whom he believed he had been insulted, seven peiches, south twenty-five and a He was <iefeared for a seat iu the liulf degrees east eighty-seven perches, senate—by a hair, 'nit when the next thence by lauds of John W. Gouuigal vacancy occurred lie tvas elected.— uor ti, S i X ty eight degrees east fortv "Lives of Twelve Illustrious Men. . . , , . .. , . „ aud a hair perches, thence by lands of William Schultz north eighteeu and This is the \vJsT7nd"iau wav of pre onp -f our,h noril. forty-eight paring oranges for the table: Peel the P trcl,es - uortl ' east oranges, taking oft' as much white skin ve aud seven-tenth perches, north as possible; then slice them off all twenty-one degrees west thirty uiue round as you would an apple, regard- perches, north fifty-three degrees east less of the sections. This leaves the nine and eight tenth perches, north seed, tough, stringy central part and six aud a half degrees west thirty most nt the inner skin together and is : eight perches,north forty degrees west, a much less tedious process than re- ; seV euteen perches, north sixteen and a moving the skin by sections. Use a , )alf de west teu perches, north very sharp knife, so as to make clean . . . . , , ~ thirty-one degrees east eijihtv perches, cuts and not crush the fruit. . , , ®, *, * aud by lauds of Peter Schultz north r.»M i u-ui ition fortv-three and a half degrees west "You sho.ild do* something to claim seventy-one perches, and by lands of the gratitude of p ■ tcrity." Philip Schultz south forty-fiv deegrees "What for':" asked Senator Sor- west sixty-four perches, nortii forty ghmn. "I d■ f*i't know that posterity four degrees west nine aud eight tenth will have anything I especially desire, perches, aud by lands of John Mor and if it shoul-i ha\o there is no way r j gou eleven aud oue-fourth decrees lor 'J * , K ' —Wawhiiu,- weg f uiuety-foar nerches to tiie place ton Star. . . . - . of beginning, with the appurtenances. MaJ.cn in in white containing ninety-three acres and "Jimmy's got a great scheme to get sixty-eight perches, aud whereupon out o* school on nice days." are erected a (ace. »»• 12-STORY FSAIB DWELLING HOUSE the teacher thinks lies ill an sends I a f ra me Baru, and other usual farm him home."—Philadelphia luquirer. I buildings Kind Hearted. By a special order of the aforesaid Hewitt—Why did you marty? Jew- Court the said premises with the ap- Itt—Just to gi\e a friend of mine, a purtenanuces will be sold freed and clergyman a lob.— New 'S vit Pr?ss. discharged from all liens and encum „ , mi . trances whatsoever. How's This We offer One Hundred Dollars Ke ward ft TERMS 01* SALE. "lwenty-five any case of Catarrh that can not (>a cured b* per cent of the purchase money shall Hall's Catarrh Cure. be paid in cash upon the striking down We the undersigned, have known F J of the property,and the balance there- Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe bin a perfectly honorable in ail business transac ol shall be paid on tlio conflimatiou tons and flnanclally able to curry out an> ! absolute of the said sale. Deed to be obligations made by their firm. ! delivered to the purchaser or purchas ?Vbst ATrcax. Wholesale j erg t lu-roof upon such confirmation ab- O. Waldino, ICinnan & Makvin. WbolesaU , , , , , . . Druggists.Toledo. Ohio. so,n,e ot tl,e sale an(l the Pajnaent of Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken lnternailj the balance of the said purchase money acting directly upon the blood and muccuj aud tiie cost of writiug such deed shall surfaces of the system. Testimonials sen' j lO , vi jj jj.. sv . c i, purchaser or purchas ree. Price 75c. per bottle .Sold by alldrui gists. ®l®. Hold by Druggists, price "6c. par bottle ! WILLIAM HOUSEK, Kamtiy puis are the t.esi Executor of the last will aud testa = . m pnt of Mary Lockhoof, deceased. MASTER S SALE : EniVA,tDSAYRKGEARIIA c R 0 L e , UF VALUABLE j Nor - - >7,J| ' ,90e - REAL ESTATE Administrator's Notice. In Equity. [Estate of Mary Crosslf-y l te of the Burousfh of Danville, in the county of By virtue of au Order of the Court , , , ■; l Montour and State of Pennsylvania of Common Pleas ot Moutour County : , , ... , ~ i deceased, granted to him for such purpose, the „,. . , , h . , ... , Notice is hereby given that letters of undersigned will expose to puhl.c sale , AduiistratiuU th „ above , ta te have upon the premises situate tn the First j an^(] , o nnder . i?n , d . A „ Ward of the Borough of Danville, ; g iudebted t „ the s , id estate are County of Moutour aud State of Peuu- ; p;<ymem aud those sylvauia, on . t .] a j ins 0 r demands aarainst the Saturday, Dec. 29th, 1906 .-aid e.-tnte. will make kiiowu the same. at two o'clock in the afternoon of the w ithout delay, to, B A rE said dav, the following described real j ' * . .. 1 Adunn'strator estate, to wit: j M t c All those two eertaiu town lots of' * a r "'' ' laud situate in the First Ward of the Borough of Pauville, Couuty of Mou- «ari j■c>( uiu tour and State of Pennsylvania,bound- 1 ''" s p ( -j dress. Ed aud described as follows, viz: Danville Pa. THE FIRST THEREOF,—Frontiug _ _ thirty and five teuths feet ou Water Executrix Notice, street on the South, two hundred aud of Mjchael H V 'a l:ze. late of thirty two feet on alley ou the East. ~ ()f Danv.lie, Moutour twenty seveu and uiue tenths feet on couuty d e ( . P a«.ed. alley ou the North and two hundred . , aud forty teet ou lot of laud hereiuaf t ter described on the West, being Lot »» requested to make immediate pay- Number two iu plan of lots laid out by me,it aud those having legal cla.n.s . „ , T . against the san e, will present them A. C*. \ oris. , - 1 « #«« «/»«■ THE SECOND THEREOF—Fronting *'" l 'out delav in proper order for set on Water street ou the tfonth.lot Num- ,leme, ' t J° otrnervrj ber four of Lewis Byerly on the West. MRS " MAR * JANE r xecutrix. an alley ou the North aud lot Number two hereinbefore described ou the r>auvi a.. o\ s , East, coutaiuiug in lront thirty aud five tenths feet ou Water street, two TTT. TT /• I hundred and forty-eiyht feet ou Lot j yV IH-LIL Number four of Lewis Byerly, tweuty j seveu aud uiue teuths feet ou allev aud r fw en 2 h ;»n 1 Hth Ss. on Filbert S' two hundred aud forty eight feet ou . .. Lot Number two «b«»ve described, be-! 1,1,1 tklphl.l, la. iug Lot Number three iu plan of lots ft ni |io e , VVfi j k 112 ~m e .a laid «ut by A G. Voris, aud w!ie*e- m,/ p, niu i . Fiv udunt»s walk fr. m upou are erected a b*" P' """ Depot. Two-Stori B.ick Dwell nj Hutse, aud other out brildings, with the ap- purtf uauces. To be sold at. the suit of p,o ~e r dav Htjd upwards. Paul M. Smith vs. Daniel Smith et al. -o TERMS OF SALE:—Tweuty five *JV\EW CAN PLAN per cent, of the purchase mouey shall (pr dfty be paid iu cash upou the striking ' down of the property, aud the balance . , TT, . v o 11 1 thereof shall be paid on the coufirma K-l*!-A-N-b 1 a )Uleß iou of the said. Deed to be delivered Doctors find to the purchaser or purchasers thereof upon confirmation absolute of the sale A good prescription aud the payment of the balance of the , . . purchase mouev, aud the cost of writ- * or MH nk,n • iug deed shall bo paid by the pnrchaa- The 5-cent picket is enough for u-ua er or purchasers. occasions. The family bottle (60 cents WILLIAM L. SIDLER, Master, contains a supply for a year. All drug MICHAEL BRECKBILL, Auctioneer gi>ts BEATEN BY A HAIR. Hwnuihnl llnnilln'H First 'lri For tb« t:nlted States Senate. When Hannibal Hamlin was speaker of the Maine house of representatives, away back in the forties of the last century, there was in that body a cer tain gentleman of faultless attire, pleasing manners, good address and some reputation, but he had oue foible. His hair was very thin, and he wan highly sensitive In regard to It. To hide his approaching baldness he had of carefully stroking with bandoline or other preparation each particular hair in its place. One day while in the chair as speaker Mr. Ham lin. In the innocence of a good and joke loving nature, sent for this gen tleman aud, looking fixedly at his smooth and polished pate, said with a chuckle: "Blank, old fellow, 1 just wanted to tell you that you've got one of the hairs of your head crossed over the other." "You insult me, sir! You insult me!" replied the member, with unexpected and altogether unnecessary indigna tion, ami then, refusing to listen either to reason or explanation, he left the ! speaker's desk and returned to his seat. When Mr. Hamlin became a candi date for the United States senate this jrentlemau was a member of the upper house of the Maiue legislature. Al thotiidi a member of the same party j and only one more vote was needed to secure Mr. Hamlin's election, he posi tively refused to vote for the man by whom lie believed he had been insulted. He was ciefeared for a seat iu the senate—by a hair, but when the next vacancy occurred he was elected.— , "Lives of Twelve Illustrious Men." Ornn^eM. This is the West Indian way of pre paring oranges for the table: Peel the oranges, taking off as much white skin as possible; then slice them off all round as you would an apple, regard less of the sections. This leaves the seed, tough, stringy central part and most of the inner skin together and is a much less tedious process than re moving the skin by sections. Use a very sharp knife, so as to make clean cuts and not crush the fruit. < ulculatiun. "You sho.ild do something to claim the gratitude of p > terity." "What for';" asked Senator Sor ghum. "I don't know that posterity will have anything 1 especially desire, and if it should have there is no way for it to deliver the goods."—Washing ton Star. Mui-.cn Him White "Jimmy's got a great scheme to get out 0' school 011 nice days." "How does he work it?" "He goes out an' washes his face, an' the teacher thinks he's ill an' sends him home."-—Philadelphia Inquirer. Kind Hearted. Hewitt—Why did you marry? Jew- Itt—Just to gi\e a friend of mine, a clergyman, n lob.—New York Pr-?ss. How's This We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward ft any case of Catarrh that can not (>8 cured tr Hall's Catarrh Cure. We the undersigned, have known F. J Cheney for the last 15 years, aud beltevc- bin perfectly honorable In ail business transac tons nnd flnanclally able to carry out hu> obligations made by their firm. Wbst & Truax, Wholesale DruK'-dsts-Toled O. Waldino, ICinnan & Mahvin. WbolesaU Druggists, Toledo. Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken lnternailj acting direct ly upon the blood and muccuj surfaces of the system. Testimonials sen' ree. Price 75c. per bottle Sold 'jy alMrui gists. Hold by Druggists, price 7&e. par bottle Hail's Family Pills nr e tiie t.tsi MASTERS SALE UF VALUABLE REAL ESTATE ! In Equity. 3y virtue of au Order of the Court of Common Pleas of Moutour County grauted to him for such purpose, the undersigned will expo.-e to public sale upon the premises situate iu the First Ward of the Borough of Danville, County of Moutour aud State of Peuu sylvauia, ou Saturday, Dec. 29th, 1906 at two o'clock in the afternoon of the said day, the following described real estate, to wit: All those two certain town lots of laud situate in the First Ward of the Borough of Danville, Couuty of Mou tour and State of Pennsylvania,bound ed and described as follows, viz: THE FIRST THEREOF.— Fronting thirty and five tenths feet ou Water street ou the South, two liuutlred aud thirty two feet on alley ou the East, twenty seveu aud uiue teuths feet on alley on the North and two hundred aud forty teet ou lot of laud hereiuaf ter described on the West, being Lot Number two iuplau of lots laid out by A. G. Voris. THE SECOND THEREOF—Fronting on Water street ou the South.lot Num ber four of Lewis Byerly 011 the West, au alley ou the North aud lot Number two hereinbefore described ou the East, coutaiuiug in lront thirty aud five tenths feet ou Water street, two hundred and forty-eight feet ou Lot j Number four of Lewis Byerly, tweuty ] seveu aud uiue teuths feet ou allev and two hundred aud forty eight feet ou j Lot Number two above described, be- j iug Lot Number three iu plnn of lots laid iut by A G. Yoris, aud v\ here upon are erected a Two-Storv B.ick Dwells Hutse, and other out buildings, with the ap purtfnances. To he sold at the suit of Paul M. Smith vs. Daniel Smith et al. TERMS OF SALE:—Tweuty five per cent, of the purchase mouey shall be paid iu cash upon the striking down of the property, aud the balance thereof shall be paid ou the coufirma iou of the said. Deed to be delivered to the purchaser or purchasers thereof upon confirmation absolute of the sale aud tiie payment of the balance of the purchase mouev, aud tho cost of writ ing deed shall bo paid by the purchas er or purchasers. WILLIAM L. SIDLER, Master.
Significant historical Pennsylvania newspapers