I'M MR MR M* ** *"*• MM MM *K ** ** :; ...The :; VILLAGE i*r!/»■<»/'''. * -. ''(/ The Vmtury C<wii>any Jauey looked at lier marigold with thoughts of reclaiming it (it si« iu**«l un appropriated and unappreciated lylug there on the pillow >, and then she heard thecoaxlug voice of A'nt 'Cindy's small calling from the big triite uiyrtle tr.c (she was not allowed to trespass farther upon the front yardi: "Janey! Janey! I got a pooty fur >e, Janey!" And she trotted off to bestow her sooiet\ where it was most prised. Jane may not have been blessed with main ideas, but she gave profound att« ntioti to those that did visit her. She pondered all day on the jiossibility rf Hlos- . r becoming a teacher of Freie h. -I after supper she went o\er to i -ult Mrs. Pembroke about It. course." she said after she was ■Hied on the gallery In the starlight •lid had Introduced her subject, "no- Ikmlv i aii do inueh with the war going on. but I'm willing to make some sac rifiet - f.»r Jauey. and Mr Blossj «\>>ul<ln't much We could just share what we've got with him till times are better. I'm afraid he's been uwtul pore lately. And, after all. the tow u would 'a' been uio.-t burned down sure if it hadn't lieen for him." Miss t'ath«rine had no little children to be instructed, so Jane, with ditlicul ty and hitches, got out so much sug £cMiuu of Stratbboio's obligations. " I hat's all true. Jaae," replied Miss Catherine cheerfully, "but everybody bin t h> anxious to recollect them kind of things as you and as your mother «:is before you 1 reiiii inb< r now how she cherished that old Mammy Kinah of youru just for the way she nussed j you when you had that terrible ty phoid sickness when you was little. Seemed 11 ki ah" couldn't do enough for that n igga h whea she got old and wuthies.-, < nlggah she was too." llieie was a pause, and just as Miss Catherine was again taking up the thrctd of r« luiuiseeuce Jane interrupt ed: Mr {flossy ain't a niggah, and it ! seems kJnda dreadful to see a w lilte | UiUU live like he does here In Stratli- U.lO It ain't as if be was a real poor , white 'ither. lie's got education. I've i beard tell He reads French newspa- , ptia lie's got Mime now at my house." "Well, he's a foreigner, you know, Jan. Vou never can tell anything about them like other people, lie's been here doing nlggah's work years', but it don't seem exactly like any other whit« awn doing It. He's just a French man first in li-t. aud lor them that wants to learu French 1 reckon that's what the} want. I s'pose it would be a good thing for the jHire obl body, but you can't do much. Jane, with the war going uu, and the Lord only knows l Leu loyaltj to disloyalty sealed her lips against the first expression of doubt as to the conclusion and after tab of the conflict As to the present she was right There was small inter est In Strathboro in those «1 ivs In the acquirement of PKWh by any means irtatfMTMr. .lailc accept ed this fact and went her own way. Long Itefore poor Andy McCrath. taunt and tattered and despairing and beaten, cam*' luick to his home Strath boro had Itecoine familiar with the aigbt of Blossier going alsmt his work with a tiny figure by his side, a little jrirl with the most marvelous double row s of brow u curls under her corn shn k haf. curls its stilY and slick and ;. „ . is if til. \ had been done out it woo«I with a turning lathe. Strath boio admi.d the curls unanimously, but an a* • • • iiplisluneiit of their owner fill, d them with an even livelier inter est 1 bat little thing could speak tieii. h, tulk it right along with old Bluesy! 1 lie pair were continually called up onto demonstrate the fact. \\ lien old Mrs Farnley came in from tLe eoUlitrj to st;iy with her daughter in Inw. she was not to be convinced by the ordinary exhibition. "Vou, Mr. Itlossy." said she—"you ran clean out there l»y that there crajte myrtle and stay there where 1 can see y.iu Jauey. you tell Mr. Itlossy when he comes t e k to give me my stick. Tell Liui In French " Janey was a lit tie ui\ stific.l but she was used to ex hibiting her French, so she successfully performed the feat required of her. and when Bloss . r. with a bow, hand ed the old ladv her staff more witness e« ttiuu w had a M« realisation that the strange tongue was not a meaning lefts jargon A;id- M-Crath's soul was as much like J .11 •» "s as one coriltield pe.l is like another Tb« Intinite mind doubtless niw dKtinctloiis iM-tweeti them, and Jane knew that Andy took more sugar In his i off. .- than she did. and Andy knew- that sle- would spank Janey tiOII.e-tlllK-f whell he Would liot ; bllt, is> far as ot'. r human l«'ings were concerned, th.y initht as well have had laten-haiii.'eable identities When they got married. .Mrs. Pembroke remarked j OL / / f/i< <#/»/ hiily hi r etfttff. to Mrs hit< *.«-!!> it ft curious to two l» gmxl. dumb, cK'v»'r, Mty (Hitbin:; l««li s marry each other, but then, she a-bhsl, perhaps it would have In-en U<or> .-uriolis \et if they had Hut. Of murw' Andy accepted ltlossler In txactly Jan. -< spirit. He felt a little at « 10-~ ms t.< how t i conduct himself with a Frenchman, finding himself withont s • I traditions on that point, but he had the best will in the world to adapt h • self as well as he could to any new etiquette rei|ulre«l Neither he MM MM MM MM M» MM %% MM MM MM MM MM MM .«* 5* ALIEN ii By Viola Roseboro* 5* A A A A A A A A A A A A A*' AA AA AA AA AA AA AA nor Jane had a touch of the usual sore ! contempt for ways new to them, so little may a large spirit be dependent ; on experience or intellectuality. Andy had been home a week, and It 1 was Ihe evening after they had tlrst : persuaded Mossier to sup with them. Janey, her curls tumbled into merely human tresses, but presumably dream ing French dreams, lay in her trundle bed, and close by Jane and Andy sat tt the window, cooling off and, as they said, "talking things over." Jane now opened up the subject she had had st long a' heart. "'Fears, Andy, like Mr. Blossy's too good to be doing niggah's work all the time. Of course with a Frenchman things I* different, but seems like if he can teach Janey he might teach oth ers." "It 'pears like it would be more fit ting." said Andy, seizing the idea. "It's called a smart thing to know French. There's ltabe Tucker." "Itlossy must know all about it."re- SDonded Andv auain. "Yes; I heard Judge Caldwell say years ago that he was educated." "It's bad time now, Jane." "1 know that, Andy, but we must ! Just try and get him started. The war's over, and people got to educate their children quick if they're going to at all." "French is extry." "Well, Blossy's right here, and a j heap of houses beside ourn would 've I burnt down if he hadn't been. It won't cost much. He'll be better off anyhow than working all the time like a nig gali. You talk to your brother Iten, Andy. He'll like to have his girls as smart as Janey," concluded the self sacrificing Jane, with a sigh. Ten years from that night Judge Caldwell was saying to a guest, a law yer from west Tennessee: "Yes, sir; Strathboro can show more people, old and young, accomplished in the French tongue, sir, than any town a larger proportion, sir, so accomplished than • any town iu the state. There are nu merous children in Strathboro that talk French with each other together j at their play, sir. sometimes. In fact, ; there is a little niggah here about the house somewhere now that 1 heard say ing You, 'l>lza. where's that picka ninny of yours?" The judge interrupt ed himself to call a servant passing the j door. "She done sleep, jedge." "Very well; never mind." "Well, sir. 1 must let you hear that little darky talk French in the morn ing. It sounds comic; it does indeed. She picked it up from my grandchil dren. Strathboro always had a literary taste. This county has produced a large proportion of the great men of middle Tennessee, Mr. Hunter—a largo proportion, even take the whole state together, sir and, owing to the cir cumstances 1 have related to you, a rivaliy in the French language and lit eratuiv sprang up among our people ladies aiul children, that is, chietly— till now. sir, almost as many of thciu have read Vorinne.' sir. Mine, de Stael's masterpiece, as are familiar with the •Beulah' or 'St. Elmo' of our own Miss Evans." The judge spoke truly. It had come about that learning French was the game the town most affected, and ltlos- Bier was, of course, the teacher. The tone about him had not greatly changed. A familiarity with French had not much decreased Strathboro's sense of the anomalous In the exist ence of a Frenchman, but the face of life had greatly altered to Blossier. Stimulated by the gentle proddings of Jane McCrath he had studied to lit himself for his new calling, and it had come about that he had developed a little genuine simple interest in excr cising his few w its, and, bless him. was enjoying the sweets of the intellectual life. Moreover, though the tone of the town about liiin had not much altered. Its tone to him was necessarily iu the new circumstances more friendly and considerate, and that deeply touched and pleased the little man. He still lived by himself, but now It was in"the otlice," in Mrs. Feinbroke's yard, and so he was within the pale of civilization and could be looked after If lie fell sick. Jane had not rested till that possibility was provided for. But fate is apt to pass over the possibilities scrupulously provided for. Blossier had never spent a day in bed since he re covered from his burns when one au tumn the dear Jane herself sickened and died and was laid away In that shadow village always growing, grow ing silently and ominously, by Strath boro's side. I'iHir Andy McCrath was indeed left, j as A'nt 'Cindy said, like the half of n | pair of scissors. Yes; that was it. lie was now a something absurdly useless, unnaturally unlit for existence, a some thing to provoke the mirth of Olym pus. How strange a thing, still strange in ! Its awful familiarity, that a creature so Inoffensive, liv ing in dumb, helpless good faith the life thrust on him, could seem so played upon! At the funeral, after Jan? was laid In the ground and the earth was well heaped over her, Andy turned his poor, bewildered, pain dazed eyes upon the faces about him, and amid their wea ried assumption of solemnity, beneath which the usual easy little Interest In the commonplace was already assert ing its. If. he saw Blossier, his features Working convulsively as he gazed with pyes that <1 ill not see upon the hideous mound. It was not In Andv to feel resentment I against the others Perhaps he, too. realized in the depths of his wordless consciousness that poor humanity could hardly exist except as it is "well wadded with stupidity," but his heart went out to Mossier and was eased a little at the sight of his grief lie went to him anil took tiis hand, j and without a word the two men, the two piteous old children, went away together from Jane'n grave. Mniitlis went by, and Strathboro be » line used to seeing them together and liad almost ceased to gossip about the liieif taste Andy showed when one June day new fuel fed the flame of popular criticism. The week before Blossier had over 1 leartl one of his pupils, a middle aged mmarried lady, say In his class to her lea rest neighbor that "it was a plum lhame the way poor Mrs. McCrath'* little girls was running wild, with no ( body but A'nt 'Clmly to look after 'em, und she so old she didn't know what she was doing' anyhow," and that It was her "'pinion that i»ore Miss jane would rather they had a stepma than to have 'em left with no raising at all like that." Jane had left four daughters. This little incident gave Blossier food for profound reflection. He reflected to some purpose. That night, Instead of going and sitting on the gallery steps after supper with Andy, as usual, he stopped outside the front gab and called with a portentous, mysterious air, "Meesdere Aiulee, Mees-tcrc Andee -non, non!" lij answer to the invita tion to enter, and then he beckoned, still mysteriously, with sidelong, back ward nods of the head, for Andy to come to him. "Howdy?" said he when Andy reached the gate, now assuming a light, degage air, totally inconsistent with his previous manner. "Come chcz nioi, these eve-ning." When Andy was seated on the steps of"the office," Blossier brought him a mint Julep and, with a glass of cheap claret for himself, the one luxury of hid prosperity, sat himself down in the doorway. "Mighty nice," said Andy politely. "Cet your mint close by?" But Blossier was so absorbed in try ing to arrange his thoughts for presen tation that he forgot to answer. "Mees-tere Andee," lie at hist began, "your leetle daughtere air r much upon my meditation. 1 weis zey have ze boss condition possible." Andy stopped with the uplifted glass half way to his mouth and began with a troubled countenance scrupulously to study its contents. "My fatere was one taileur, Mees tere Andee," Blossier inexplicably pro ceeded, putting his glass down on the step and talking eagerly, with out stretched palms, "aud my moo-tere was —was —she make tay, inose delicate wlz fin-gere, et moi, me—l help, 1 liely bote when I leetle, when I biggcre." Andy had forgotten his glass now and was staring and yet trying to look polite and not too conscious of the strangeness of French ways. • "And, Mees-tere Andee, my fin-gere | also, alway, even now —I sew for my j clo'es myse'f alway, you not know? I | know I do ainyt'ing zat way easee, beautiful, and ze maniere, ze politeness —ah, Mees-tere Andee, you know ze French peepul zey have ze maniere—l teach ze leetle daughtere all, I keep ze houze, I sew de clo'es, so not in Strath boro is such clo'es, Mees-tere Andee, si vous—peremeet me, Mees-tere Andee, come chez vous to your houze—you comprehend?" By this time Blossier was standing on the walk in front of Andy, rapidly pantomiming his ideas and pleading with gesture as well as voice, as if begging that children of his own should be cared and labored for by Andy. For a moment Andy stared on In silence, and Blossier's heart was in his mouth. Then he got up, caught and wrung the Frenchman's hand an in stant. dropped it and, turning his back, pulled his old soft hat over his face. Two days later Strathboro had the ' enormous excitement of seeing Blos | sler's household goods—a queer little ' cartload they made—moved to Andy j McCrath's house, and behind the cart walked Blossier, carrying our old friend, the double bass. So was established the oddest house hold south of Mason and Dixon's line. It was a year before Strathboro sounded the full depths of its oddity and ceased to vibrate with the excite ment of fresh discovery. Blossier took completely a woman's place in the household economy, and the world has rarely seen few more toucliingly funny eights than that little man sitting cross legged on the floor of Jane's old sitting room making feminine fripperies of an unmistakably Parisian character, friv olous and modish, airy and coquettish, to be worn by his favorite, the faithful but stolid Janey. He sits there yet, | bald, a little shaky, annoyingly dim of ' sight, but still enjoying turning out, for Janey's babies now, such dainty confections of laces and ribbons as no other fingers in Strathboro have ever concocted. Strathboro has long ago accepted Andy McCrath's establish ment—for Andy still heads it—as one of its peculiar possessions and takes much pride in it, and Jimmy Pendle ton, who buys goods in Memphis, or one of Judge Caldwell's granddaugh ters, who Is a belle and visits the best people from Louisville to New Orleans, or any of the most traveled residents of the place, will tell you again and I again that the fame of its French and its Frenchman has gone abroad as far as west Tennessee aud southern Ken tucky and even northern Alabama. Janey only of the children, with her husband and her children, lives in the old place. The rest are married and scattered, and Andy and Blossier seem to depend on euch other more and more as the years go by. They never had anything to say to each other, and they have nothing now, but they love to sit side by side on the gallery on summer evenings or by the open fire in winter, as might two rough coated, long acquainted old dogs and with no more sense of failure of companionship In the silence. Each understands how past and present are mingled In the other's mind as Janey's children tum ble about, nlghtgowncd for their final romp, and each knows the dear figure that as wife or patron saint is ever in ] the other's thoughts, though Jane Me j Grath has been buried so long that »ven in this small world she Is become to others little more than a name on a tombstone, and together these two look forward quite trustfully to the time when their names also shall be on | tombstones. And, surely, if there is j assurance for the merciful and the meek and the pure in heart—for the ialt of the earth, In short—as to that veiled and awful door through which poor humanity is always crowding, they may be assured. O % €»r#*o (liik. The habit of overeating Is far too common, even with those persons who practice moderation In other ways. The day laborer may habitually indulge in an amount of food without injury which would seriously affect a person of a less active mode of life because bis heavy work burns off the excess of food, but In most cases the excess of food is not carried off by a so called bilious attack, and then. If there Is no work to burn up the supply, what hap pens? In some constitutions dyspepsia, in others an ever increasing bulk. Now this bulk disinclines to exertion, so that with Increase of bulk less work Is done, while there is a growing disin clination to exertion, even a repug nance In extreme eases to any form of exercise. These cases are among the most difficult the physician can treat, for the sufferer, though he may wish for relief, lacks the energy to find it. As a rule stoutness Is connected with errors of diet -errors of excess perhaps of teller than people are prepared to ad mit, but often to errors of kind.—Jour nal of Health. i owl it ml 4'«»!*«». A net ton of coke of the quality suit able for domestic purposes runs about forty-eight to tlfty bushels to the ton as against about thirty-six to thirty eight bushels of haid coal to the ton. iffI'CLILLER'S 1 1 CREATION: Com/right, 190?, '•(/ ! ♦ -d/fuWflOl i*l'«JiH yttuoctufiijn ♦ » PORTRAIT of Zuloika," tall. ; sheer, with the Introspective | JT 30k K* l z<> old time salntship In tin? eyes that looked out 1 from under gold shot hair lying 1" dap pled lilies across the forehead; short ; lips uii which the paint gleamed fresh. ! '!i r bent lils head erincally. "As good as you make 'em." suggest ed his friend from a lounge in the cor ner. "No," said McCuller; "wants life. It is the artistic basis which 1 lack; ex presses her, though, 'soft as the mem- j ory of buried love.' Humph! Not quite, j What do you say, Pybus?" He turned, weighing the palette in ' his hands. "Strange how the face clings to me! An idea, my idea, mate rialized, created from nothing, like God's world. For the furtherance of , what? My own glory? Not as long as I the eyelids appear as if they had never | winked. See; they stare too much." j Pybus raised himself on one elbow j to look at the picture through half j shut eyes. "I'ush it back against the ; portiere—so. Crimson sets it, as it were, in relief. There; that's better. i Now she breathes." "No; but I wish she did. Pybus, it ; is Pygmalion over again. I could love i her if she lived." j "And feed her? McCuller, you are ! crazy. If she lived, you would have to 1 nim j^£lp '! jL'r ■ ' fl'y* yf W ■ fai They tjnzed <\t each other. support her, and she would worry you. As it is, you possess her and she need not eat. Re thankful." "I am. Rut, Pybus, what a glorious ! conceit to command life to the eyes, j call the blood from heart to lips"— "You did not paint the heart." "None the less possible to will it into existence. To will- do you understand? For, if the emanations of a divine will can effuse themselves into created ma terial substance, why should not hu j nmn will by the potency of Its divine genu evolve into a sentient, an already | visible, conception?" "(roodby, McCuller. I came here to recreate, not to speculate upon divine | emanations. There is nothing divine about me. Goodby." "Yes; it is speculation, Pybus. Every j thing is speculation. You and I are | speculations. Do not imagine"— Rut ! Pybus slammed the door, and McCul i ler finished his speech alone. • •••••• "Pybus." "Well?" "Will we succeed In getting this in sane idea out of McCuller's head?" "I >on't know." "Jones says he's getting morbid on the subject." "Who is Jones?" "No; McCuller." "He's about right." *" "Who—McCuller ?" "No; Jones." There was a knock at tho door, and Stedd blew away a cloud of smoke as he said. "Come in!" The door not opening immediately, he rose, swearing beneath his breath at the trouble. He got half way across the room before a slight tigure crossed the threshold and a tremulous voice began: "I was told to come in"— "Yes," Stedd executed a bow, "Miss"— "Peyton." "Ah! Mr. Jones sent you?" "Yes." "Has he told you what you are to do?" "Yes, sir. Ho said I was to stand in a frame and personate 'Zuleika' for a joke. I—he told me it was being done to ridicule a friend of bis out of some morbid idea." "Yes; it Is all right. Mr. Jones hap pened to see you at jour window and was struck with your resemblance to the picture. You are almost an exact reproduction. We concocted this plan in order to have a laugh over our friend." "So Mr. Jones said. And—you will pay me as soon as it Is over?" "Oh, yes! You said—Mr. Jones said —your father was ill, unconscious?" "Yes." Her lip quivered suddenly. "It was solely on his account that I consented to come. We are very poor. I can't get anything for him, and I am » fraid he will"— | Site broke off abruptly. Stedd thought the was going to cry. "Mr. Jones offered me so much," she ended brokenly, "I could not refuse." "No." The affair seemed gradually to be assuming tragic proportions. Tho two men exchanged looks. "We shall wait outside the studio to hear the particulars of the Joke," said ; Stedd half hcartedly. It struck him as ! Incongruous that this girl was to per j pet rate it. Her face was too white, j and the strained expression in her eyes | smote him. "It is tonight?" she asked in a re signed tone, and he nodded seriously. "Yes. Can you go with us now?" j "Yes." She drew down her veil, ad justing her vjraps, and they went down the stairs. "Say, Pybus, call a cab." Stedd whis ' pored it shamefacedly, pushing his friend forward, and Pybus led the way 1 up. Miss Peyton followed. "l)o you mind," he asked deferential ' lv after he had explained matters • * "will you stand here?" Miss Peyton posed obediently against the canvas, from which the"Portrait of Zuleika" had disappeared. Her gray draperies threw out the soft tints of eyes and hair, and Pybus, lowering the lump on tlie mantel, left the room with a lugubrious "perfect" on his lips. Soon 1 after, as he and Stedd stared reflective ly from their hiding place behind tho stairs. McCuller passed theiu and weut ) up the steps. ******* McCuller threw himself into a chair. From the alcove where the frame ! stood came subdued sighing, as of some | one in trouble. "My very ears deceive me," McCuller said Irritably. "Why on earth do these | hallucinations persecute me? Have I | daubed and striven for this, to degen erate at last into insanity? No; I have worked too steadily, brooded too much, perhaps. Humanity is not machinery, ] however much we may try to identify j them. There is always the soul. Ah, that's it! With these higher powers, I why might one not— Pshaw! I am ! nervous, run down. I need a tonic." He strode toward the alcove and flung aside the portieres. Miss Pey ton's eyes met his dreamily a second; then— "You?" "I." They gazed at each other three min utes after that. Then the girl said: "You have forgotten me, of course; j but, believe me, I would not have come j had I known." "Who are you?" McCuller tried in vain to recall some incident connected with the girl's face, but it eluded him. "Dora Peyton. You helped me over a crossing with my father a year ago. It was raining"— "Yes; I remember now. Your father was"— "Not himself." She drew in her breath quickly. Then all at once she gave him her hand. "Oh, I have never forgotten! There were so many look ing on and—laughing. They wero all unkind, but you"— "Cleared the crossing and took you home," McCuller laughed lightly. "Well, as a reward you have come here to— What is it that you have come here for, and who told you to come?" "Your friend, Mr. Jones. He said you were"— "Insane?" "No, morbid about 'Zuleika.' I was to personate her—for money—but had I known"— "Wero the boys going to play a joke on me? Well, you have spoiled it." She started. "I did not think— Of course I will not take the money." "Are you so much in need of money ?" "Yes. My father is lying at home unconscious. I had to come"— She paused hopelessly. "So it was your face that clung to me." McCuller smiled. How utterly absurd that a factory girl leading home her drunken father In the dead of night, saved by him from being fol lowed by a Jeering mob—that this face Been for a moment in the gaslight should have formed his conception of "Zuleika." And the girl herself? He had forgotten her entirely. "You say you remember me?" he asked curiously. "It was a year ago." She only nodded. She did not say, "Yes; I thought of you, dreamed of you as the one chivalrous hero amid countless scores of ruffians whom I knew." Well, it was natural that she should have remembered him. It was also natural that he should have forgotten her. "You will not think I meant to play a Joke on you?" she said anxiously, laying great stress upon the "you." Then she lo iked at Liin with "Zulei ka's" eyes and smiled at him with "Zu leika's" mouth. .McCuller was mor bid. He had worked too steadily; ho was run down and needed a tonic. "If I let you go," be said irrelevant ly, " 'Zuloika' will aeem more dead to me than ever." "Well," sh« said In a little grieved, heartbroken way, "she is dead." "Are you Jtnlous of her?" he asked reflectively, for her eyes had grown quite wet. "No." she said untruthfully, pushing back her gold phot Lair—"no; I am not Jealous. She la dead." "That Is true." he said. "Well, will you let me love you instead of 'ZuleU ka ?'" "If you wish it very much," she said, letting him take her hands with an af fectation of reluctanco which pleased McCuller greatly. "So I have waked my 'Zuleika' after all," he said Ave minutes later and went to the head of tbo stairs and called: "Come up here, you traitors!" They came up. "Stedd, Pybus," then, turning to them, "my future wlf«." And Pybus stam mered something incoherently, while Stedd said explosively, " 'Pun my word. McCuller, If you can originate noth ing cAse you can create a sensation." Entertainment* In Ilarma. There is no Rurmese theater, but when a Rurman wishes to entertain his friends be engages a troupe of actors and actresses to give a performance lu a space which he curtains oft outside his house. Scenic effect is entirely dis pensed with, the stage being simply a , platform decorated with flags. When the actors and actresses have said their parts, they step down from the plat form to sit among the audience and smoke their cheroots until it is time for them togo on again. No dressing rooms are provided for them, and they are therefore compelled to make up be fore the admiring gaze of the audience. The play is, as a rule, far too realistic to please respectable Europeans, but the Rurmese follow the fortunes of the prince and princess—the chief charac ters are almost invariably royal per sonages—with the greatest interest. The performance generally com mences at 9 o'clock at night, and fre quently the doings of the hero and her oine are strung out to such an enor mous length that daybreak finds the actors still performing and the audi ence as interested as ever. Sometimes the play is so long that it takes three nights to get through it. He Could. "Can I put up here tonight?" asked the seedy man who was signing his name in the hotel register. "Yes, sir," said the clerk; "in ad vance." Nasal CATARRH In all ita stages there Jtjr <o<& should be cleanliness. Ely's Creant Halm cleanses, soothes and heals ff the diseased membrane. It cures catarrh anil drives M. away a cold in the head quickly. ('renin TCulin is placed Into the nostrils, spreads over the membrane and is absorbed. Relief Is im mediate and a cure follows. It is cot drying—does not produce sneezing. large Size, 50 cents at Drug gists or by mail; Trial Si/e, 10 cents by mail. ' LI.Y UKOTUKUS, 5G Warren Street, New York. J. J. BROWN, THE EYE A SPECIALTY Kyes tested, treated, titled with glass es "Mid artificial eyes supplied. .Market Street, Hloo'iisburg, Pa. Hours—lo a m.to 5 p. in. j Tel -phone 14:! Not hi HK. Suits Away. A well known New Yorker was asked the question why he always kept his intended departure for Europe a se cret. He said he was forced to do so to be saved from his friends. "As a matter of fact," said he, "It's because 1 want to escape Iteing made a purchasing agent for a dozen or two people whom I know. Whenever they learn that I am about togo abroad they overwhelm me with commissions of nil kinds. "One man wants a photograph of a certain tower of the Castle of Heidel berg; another wants a peculiar kind of matchsafe, which may he bought at a certain shop in Paris; a third is anx ious to have a few London neckties, and others want umbrellas, sticks, op era glasses, cigar holders, jewels or something else. "It's a nuisance, in the first place, to buy these things, especially if you are in a hurry. "Then when you arrive back In New York you are likely to have trouble with the customs officials, because your friends always expect to get their ar ticles in duty free. Resides, no one ever pays you in advance, and you have togo around dunning the people. "You often buy things that do not suit the persons who have asked the favor of you, and their disappointed looks or words make you feel unpleas ant. I have been through these experi ences several times."—New York Her ald. Simple, hnt Ffferttre. The three little girls of the three summer boarders had been bltieberry- Ing with the farmer's daughter and all four had come home with stains on their skirts. The three little boarders flew upstairs to their respective moth ers, and the farmer's daughter repaired to her mother in the kitchen. Late in the afternoon the boarders sought the farmer's wife on the kitchen porch. "Oh, Mrs. Rrown," said one of them, "Just look at the children's skirts! We've tried that new powder on them and three kinds of stain soap and ben tine and everything we had to take out those blueberry stains, and they've wily spread. Could you suggest any thing more?" Mrs. Rrown looked at the skirts and Ihook her head. "I'm afraid you've set 'em in too firm," she said. "I got Jane's out with out a mite o' trouble." The boarders gathered close around ss she exhibited Jane's skirt, spotless ind unwrlnklcd. "Oh, do tell us what you used!" they chorused eagerly, and a mild smile of triumph played over Mrs. Brown's Vean countenance. "I Just took and put it over a bowl," •he said calmly, "and poured boiling water over it. Took about a cupful to get the color all out, but I eal-lute to fill the kettle about once in so often, anyway." nonnoo Marira ■ rouble. "Some people 1 know,"he began in ail insinuating tone, "act very much like a hoodoo." "Who do?" asked his indignant and suspicious friend. "YVs, that's what I said hoodoo!" "Well, answer my question—who do?" "You stupendous ass, that's what I say hoodoo! Hoodoo! Hoodoo!" "You hopeless, gibbering idiot, that's what I'm asking you who do? Who do? Who do?" At last their friends found them locked In a deadly embrace, chewing each other's ears, and long before the attempt at explanation was completed each had been placed tenderly In a heavily padded apartment. Los An geles Herald. Your Tongue If it's coated, your stomach is bad, your liver is out of order. Ayer's Pills will clean your tongue, cure your dys pepsia, make your liver right. Easy to take, easy to operate. 25c. All druggist*. Want your uiou»<ta<*li<* or tM*;tr«i a beautiful brown or ri« LI black Th«*n IIHP BUCKINGHAM'S DYE Whiskers J . .IST« J * * r *" ' * N " AN ORDINANCE. To Regulate the Licensing of Shoot ing Galleries or other Temporary Establishments, Devices or Appli ances for the test of skill or Strength or for the Purpose of Amusement,in the Rorough of Danville in the Comity of Montour and State of Pennsylvania, and for other pur poses. RE IT ORDAINED AND ENACT ED by the Town Council of the Ror ough of Danville in the County of Montour and State of Pennsylvania in Council assembled, and it i- lioieby ordained and enacted by the authority of the same: That it --hull not be law ful for any person or persons to open, display, exhibit or conduct any shoo? ing gallery or other temporary establ ishment, device or appliance for the tost of skill or strength, or for the pnrpoes of amusement, within the limits of the Rorough of Danville un til a license therefore shall have been first obtained from the Chief Burgee of the said Rorough and for which said license such person or persons shall pay a minimum charge of five dollar for the first ten days of such license, and no less than fifty cents nor more than one dollar per day for each and every day thereafter, at the disere tioon of the Chief Rurgcss. Any per- - son or persons who shall violate any of the provisions of this section of this ordinance shall forfeit and pay a line of not less than twenty dollars nor more than one hundred dollars for each and every such offense. SECTION 2. All lines, penalties and license fees imposed by any of the provisions of this ordinance may he sued for, collected and recovered be fore any Justice of the Peace of the said Rorough of Danville as debts of. like amount and fines and penalties • imposed for the violation of Rorough Ordinances are now_by law collectable and recoverable, and shall be paid over to the Treasurer of said Borough for the use of said Rorough. SECTION ;S All oidinances or parts of ordinances inconsistent with or con trary to the provions of this ordinance are hereby repealed. WILLIAM (». PURSEL, Chief Burgess. Attest : HARRY R. PATTON, Secretary of the Rorough of Danville. Council Chamber, May 15th, 15MW "" A GOOD PRESCRIPTION. LuuKhtcr iim 11 ( urn and Ai<l to Health. Worry is but one of the many forma of ffar, so that worrx teud.s to the I>r<><l uctiiin il' U-iuls to jmt .he IH..|y of the subject In , a <'o!i«lition that favor-" worry. There 1b thus establistied a vlctoM ctwli . which tt-nds to jiiTiM'tuute ith»-lf. each element the other. It is necessary to seeurt* a cheerful, wholesome atmosphere for the dy»- 1 pei»ti<*. lie slioiilil eat hiH meals ut a | talile where there Is jrood fellowship • anil where fimn.t stories are told, lie should himself make .-t great effort to I i-oiilrilmte In- shale of this at the table, J even if it be nece-~sarj, as It was In oue case un<lcr my care, for liim to solemn ly and seriously eollect funny |>aiu- I graphs from the press, and at first in- 1 terject them spasmodiealls during lullu in the conversation at the table. The [ very efforts and determination of the i man to roiverf his own silent habits at j table, to eorrect his feelings of dl*- eouraKement and worry, were in them selves a Jilolilise of success. 'l'be ef ] l'ort made was adequate to the ol.sta cles to lie overcome. He sueeeeded, and ( the of that man ti*>iuk to be funny at table when he felt thor oughly discounted and blue is one we shall never forget. Laughing is In itself also a useful exercise from the standpoint of dlges- 1 tion. It stirs up all the abdominal , organs, it increases the circulation of the blood, It increases peristalsis, It la creases the secretion of gastric Juice*. Five minutes' deliberate laughing itftt* each meal would bo an excellent pre scription for some people. Family im* tor. : The Roorback. Over fifty years ago a writer of toon umcntal but plausible lies In Tburlow Weed's Albany Evening Journal slgmd his letters "Baron Rourbuch." There was no such baron. There wus no man named "Itoorbacb." Hut the absolute falsity of the writer's statements was such that a "roorbach" became a syno nym for any kind of lie, especially for the kind against personal character suddenly issued against a man for his Injury when he could not meet It in time to avert the harm. The lie of poll tics, the lie started for political pur poses, is the "roorbach" most in use the week before election. Brooklyn Eagle. MORE LIVES ARE SAVED ...BY ISING... Dr. King's New Discovery, ....F0R.... Consumption, Coughs and Colds Than By All O.her Throat And I.ung Remedies Combined. This wonderful medicine positively cures Consumption, Cougns, Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma, Pneumonia, Hay Fever, Pleurisy, LaUrippe, Hoarseness, Sore Throat, Croup and Whooping Cough NO CURE. MO PAY. Pric6 5Cc. & SI. Trial lottle Free. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD, TIME TABLE In Effect May 24th, 11XKJ. i A.M.. i Scr:inton( I>SIH)It ;» 47 142 i 4 ;"i Pitmen " " tItI3S 2 10 5 tKj A. M P. M P."VI Wilkeßbarre... 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Coal Dealer SELLS WOOD —AND - COAL —AT— -344 Ferry Street
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