piscellatiffinj.
" 4 WAIHy BKKJHAPIIY.
jittemus Ward gives ua the following bi
ogjaphy of himself:
*1 am fifty *i* (W) years of age. Timo
with his relentless scythe is over busy. The
Old Sexton gathers theui in, lie gathers iheui
ia I 1 keep a pig this year.
"1 was but 11 in the slate of Alamo of par
ants. As an infant 1 attracted a great deal
ofatteotion. The nabrs would stand over
mj cradlejfor hours and say. "How bright
that little face looks ! How uiuch it nose !"
young ladies would carry me round in
tbf u* arms, saying I was "muzzer's berry
darliu'," and a "sweety '.'ety 'ittle ting." It
was nice, tho' I wasn't old enutf to properly
appreciate it. I'm a healthy old tlarlin' now.
"I hare allurs sustained a good moral char
actcr. I was never a railroad director in my
life.
"Altho, in early life I did not Invariably
confine myself to truth in my small bills, I
have been gradooally growing respectabler,
ev'ry year. I luv niy children, and never
mistake another man's wife for my own. I'm
not a member of any meelin'-house, but firm
ly b'lleve in meetin'-houses, anil shouldn't
feel safe to take a dose of laudanum and lay
down in the street of a village that hadn't
any, with a thousand dollars in my vest
pockets.
"My temperament is billious altho' I don't
owe a dollar in the world.
"I am an early riser, I may add that I am
also baldheaded. I keep two cows."
THE PRINTER'S TEN COMMANDMENT'S,—
1. Thou shalt love the Frinter (especially
the Ladies)for he loveth you muchly,
2. Thdu 6balt subscribe for his paper—for
he seeketh much to obtain the news of which
you remain ignorant.
3. Thou shalt pay him for his paper, he
laboreth hard 10 give you the news ia due
season.
4. if a business man, thou shalt advertise,
that thus tby profits may enable the not ob
ly to pay for thy paper, butt put money in
thy purse.
fi. Thou shalt not visit him regardless of
bis office rales—in deranging the paper.
6. Thou shalt not touch anything that
would give bim trouble—that he may net
hold the guilty.
7. Tbou shalt not read the manuscript in
the hands of the compositor—for he will no:
hold thee guiltless.
8. Thou shalt not read the news before it
is printed—for he will give it to you in due
time.
9. Thou sbalt ask him but few questions of
thiogs in the office— from it thou sbalt tell
nothing,
10. Thou sbalt not at any time send abusive
and threatening letters to the editor, nor
oowhide him more than five times a year—
nor bring the printer old rotten wood —nor
bring produce that defies the d —1 to eat.
At a camp meeting a number of ladies con
tiaued standmg on the benches notwithstand
ing the irequent hints from the minister to
•it down. A reverend old gentleman, noted
for his good bnmor, arose and said :
"I think if those ladies standing on the
baoches knew that they had boles in their
stockings, they would sit down,"
This address bad the desired effect— there
was an immense sinking into the seats. A
young minister standing behind him, and
blushing to the temples, said :
"0, brother, how could you say that ?"
"Say thatj?" said theold gentleman, "it's
a kct— if they hadn't holes in their stock*
logs, I'd like to know how they get them
so 7"
"Do you keep Bails here ?" asked a sleepy
looking lad, walking into one of our stores
the other day ! "Yes," replied the gentle*
manly proprietor, we keep all kinds of nails.
What kind will you have, and how many V
Well, said the boy, sliding toward the door,
"I'll take a pound of inger nails and half
pound of toe nails."
John Newton aays: "When I get to heaven
I sbsll see three wonders there. Tho first
wonder will he to see so many people there
whom I did not expect to see ; tbo second
wonder will be to miss so many whom I did
expect to sec ; and the third and greatest
wonder of all will be to find myself there,"
A youth after vainly trying to oxplsin some
scientific theory to his fair nramoiario said :
"The. question is difficult, and I don't see
what I can doto make it clearer." "Sup
pose you pop It," whispered tho blushing
damsel.
- —~ —— ■ m
Ws see It recorded that a soap peddler was
recently caught at sea during a violent storm,
when he saved his life by taking a cake of
bis soap and washing himself ashore. This
soap, or the story, vnuit havo been inadu from
vary strong Mr.
|
Ths deeadenoe o' waterfalls will cause s
great falling riff of hslr.
4
—■■ y I ■ I --
A kind of angling that doesn't always take:
Fishing for enmpllmonts.
Host bachelors are smart, but It Is only
b;<abandt who are now shrow'd.
, 1 ■
Opportunities, like eggs, must be hatched
when they are fresh.
Biigham Ycung is, indeed, a Pillar of Salt
fake. His idea of a wife is*- Lots.
"I'm a gone sucker," as the child said when
bis mother weaned him.
No human hesrt is vscant. It hss an in
habitant -either an angel or a devil.
•ujiSs ipsq Jodsd aqi ujiij MOfl
WANTED I
100,000
M e 11 and Womc 11
to call, and examine for themselves,
the new and s]deuded stock of ,
SPRING & SUMMER
Goods,
• . IHu! ..
THE HEAD QUARTERS
for Good bargains.
aV v . i__ \ V *. II
Hallstcad & Howe.
Have just opened a large and well
selected stock of goods at the store
formerly occupied by 0. L. Hallstead
& Son at
NICHOLSON DPOT
where can he found the handsomest
and cheapest stock of goods in the
country, consisting of foreign and do
mestic
I''' ' ' j
DRY GOODS!
Cloths, Cassimeres, Muslins, Sheet
ings, Ticking, ali co's Delanes,
Flannels, and all kinds of
Mourning Goods. Alpaccas,
Black Silks, Ginghams,
Balmoral and Skeleton ' •
Skirts, Canton Flan
nels, ankeen, and
Carpeting of all kinds
XI ail muse of Rhyme inspire my song,
jA nd lend to me thy soaring wing,
T ■'
while I plod, the thoughtless throng
L ed on by some false God or King,
O eeh. in vain, the place to find,
T hat satisfaction gives human kind,
lb ach strives the favored goal to seek,
jA ml struggling on with might and main.
D elves deep in earth, o'er oceans sweep,
.A nd follows mammon's motly train,
eath whose gilded palace lies
Jl estruction to her votaries.
XX earken weary one, let wisdom speak.
O ft she's hinted, now she vows;
tk W
V V orth of your money do you seek 1"
E re it's too late, go to IIALSTEAD k HOWE'S
HATS & CAPS
I , •
Notions Sf Varieties
Com
prising Ho
siery, Gloves,Thead
Buttons, Suspenders,
Neckties, Collars, Hand
kerchiefs, 27air Brushes,
Tooth Brushes, Gum, Ribbon
and Cords Tape, Crotchet braid,
worked collars, fancy head
dresses tidy cotton, carpet
binding combs, fancy
soaps, Carpet bags,
truuks,Valises,Um
brellas, Blank
Books, Paper >* ■
Envelopes*
&e., &e,
&c. t
Hardware
of all kinds, such u 1 ails, 2/inges,
Hcrews, Door Latches and Khobs,
Locks and CUTLERY of evory de
scription.
Also Dyes Drugs, Paints, Varnish
es. Fish Flaxseed and Bcnzino Oils,
OlaHs, Putty, etc.
Queens & Glassware
Ofall kinds, Stone and Earthenware J
A largo Stock of
oioppßs,
Composed of sugar, coffee, teas, rice,
corn starch, Alaaiaroui, Barley, Bak
ing powder, molasses, soaps, candles,
tobacco, and segars, salt, fish, meat,
cheese, <fcc.
Also, a largo variety of
Hoots and Shoes,
or Men, Women and Children,
Vsr -ill kinds of Grain and Coun
try Produce taken in exchange for
Goods.
Call andscc for yourselves and wo
assure you good bargains.
11. P. IIALLSTEAD,
J. E. IIOWE.
Nicholson, June 28,18C5.
jjKI,. LACK. A WESTERN B. H
Xunim'jr Arrangement—|H,
PASS EN (IKB TRAINS LUAVK*
WHIT WAltll | KANTWARD.
Morning | Kvcn'g I uTATioiM I Morn'g | Evening
Train | Train | | Train | Train.
A. M | IMH. | | A.M. |P. M.
MO 400 New York 5.20 lOJO
11.25 7.05 New Hampton .... 2.35 827
1142 7.22 Washington 2,19 8.11
11 54 7,34 Oxford 207 8.00
TTI2 05 7,45 llridgevllle 156 7.60
12.30 8-20 Dlaware 1.42 7.40H
012 40 8.20 Mount Bethel 1.17 715^
12.65 8.45 Water Gap 102 7.00^
1-33 910 Sprngueville 12 37 6 38>
I* 144 920 Honryvillo 12.27 6.29
9 2.00 9.35 Oakland 12.11 6.14 %
0 2.18 9.52 Forks 11.53 6.29^
3 238 10.11 Tobyham.a 11 34 5,41
ta 252 10.24 G0u1d5b0r0........ 11,20 B. 28
Ik 3,27 10.58 Dunning 10,47 4.58k
O 3.40 Greenville 10.35
V 4.20 11.45 RCRANTON 10 15 430
4.42 • ••• Clark's Summit.••• 9.38 • •••
450 12.15 Abington 9.30 350
5.06 12.31 Factoryvilte 9.14 3.35
5.26 12 51 Nicholson 8,50 3.12
5.48 1,13 Hopbottom 833 2.57
6.10 1.35 Montrose 8.10 2,36
6.21. 4.56 New Milford 7.49 217
650 215 Great Bend 7,30 2,00
P, M. A. M A, M. P. M.
CONNECTIONS—Westward,
The MORNTNG TRAIN from New York con
nects at MANUNKA CHUNK with ihe train leav
ing Philadelphia (Kensington Depot) at 7 30 a. ui.
and at GREAT BENDArith the through Mail Train
on the Erie Railway, with sleepiog car attached,
stopping at all the principal stations on that road,
and arriving at Buffalo at 6 10 a, m.
THE EVENING TRAINS from New York con
nects at MANUNKA CHUNK with the train leav
ing Philadelphia (Kensington Lepot,) at 330 p. ra
at GREAT BEND with the. Night Express on the
Erie Railway, west, arriving at Buffalo at 1;42 p.
m.
Eastward*
The MORNING TRAIN from Great Bend con
nects there with the Cincinnati Express on the Erie
Railway from the West; at Manunka Chu k with
a train for Philadelphia and intermediate stations,
arriving in Philadelphia at 6.30 p. m.' and at New
Hampton with a train For Easton. Bethlehem, Al
lentown, Reading and Harriaburg, arriving at Har
risburg at 8-30 p. m.
The EVENING TRAIN from Great Bend con
nects therewith the New York Express on the Ex
press on the Erie Railway from the West; at Ma
nunka Chunk with a train which runs to Belridere
where it lies over until 6 o'clock the next morning,
and at New Hampton with an Express Train fir
Aaston, Bethlehem. Allentown, Reading and Har
risturg. •
At SCRANTON, connections are made with
trains on the Lackawanna and Bloomsburg Rail
roan to and from Pittston, Kingston, Wilkesbarre.
Berwick, Bloomsburg, Danville, Northumberland
Harrisburg and intermediate stations, and with
irains on the Delaware and Hudson Railroad to
and from Carbondale and intermediate stations.
WATTS COOKE, Supt.
R. A. HENRY, General Ticket Agent. je29tf
EYE AND EAR IXFIMARY.
On the Square, Three Doors from Steele's Hotel,)
WILKKSBARItE, PA.
THIS INSTITUTION is now opened and fur
nished in the most costly style. Reception,
Private and Oper. ting Rooms are large, convenient
:nd well adopted The Surgical apartment contains
ihe finest collection of instruments in the country,
and thus his faculties will enable him to meet any
and all emergencies in practice. He will operate
apon all the various forms of BLINDNESS. Cata
ract, Oceluon of the Pupil, Cross Eyes. Closure of
the Tear Ducta, Inversion of the Eyelids Pterygium
ic. Ac. And will treat all forms of Soros, Eye
3ranul"d Lids. Opaceties of the Cornea, and Scrof
llous diseases of the Eye together with all the dis
aases to which the Eye is subject.
DEAFNESS—WiII treat all the diseases common
to the organ Discharges from the Ear, Noises in
the Ear, Catarrh, difficulty of hearing, total Deaf
ness even where the Drum is destroyed. Will in
ert an artificial one answering nearly all the pur
poses of the natural.
DISEASES OF THE THROAT.—AII diseases
lornmon fo the Throat and Nose will be treated.,
GENERAL SURGERY.—He will operate upon
Clubfeet, Hair Lip, Cleft Pallate, Tumors, Cancers,
Enlarged Tencils, Ac. Plastic operations by heal
ing new flesh into deformed parts, and general Sur
gery of whatever character it may present.
HERNIA (or RUPEURE)—He will pcrfrom "La
bias operation for the radical (complete) euro of
Hertfia, this is unquestionably a perfect cure, and
is done with little or no pain. Out of many hun
dred operated upon in Boston there has Wen no
failures, it having met the perfect approbation of
all who have submitted to it*
ARTIFICIAL EYES—WiII insert artificial Eyes
giving them the motion and expresion of the natur
al They are inserted with the least pain,
HEDORRHOLDL, (Pies)— This troublesome dis
ease is readily cured, Those suffering from it will
do well to call.
Dr Up De Graff visits Wilkos-Barre with a view
up a permanent Institute for the treat
ment of the Eye, Ear and General Surgery. The
experience of more than a quarter of a century in
Hospital and general practice, ho hopes, will bo a
sufficientguarantee to those who may be disposed
to try them.
GfiOTESTEEJr& CO"
Piano-Forte
MANUFACTUR R'S
499
Broadway
. NEW-YORK
Tho attention of the public and the trado is invi
ted to our new scale 7 octavo rosewood piano
fortes which for volume nnd purity of tone arc unri
valled by any hitherto offered in this market, They
contain all the modern i nprovoments. French Grand
action, haip pedal irow frame over-strung brass, Ao,
aß'l eaeh lintrimiont being m ids under tho personal
supervision of Mr. J. 11. Grovesteon, who has had a
practical experience of over 30 years in their manu
facture,is luily warranted in ovory particular.
Tlffl 'GROVESTEEN
m®©-i©Kr!r
Yttrtveri the lilgheat reward ir
MERIT
OYER ALL OTHERS,
jit
THE CELEBRATED
WORLD'S FAIlt
Where were exhillted instruments from the best ma- I
kers of Loudon, Paris, Germany, Philadelphia Bal
timore, Boston and Now York i and also at tho
American Institute for five successive years, the
gold and silver m< dais from both ol which can be
seen at our ware room.
By tho introduction of improvements we make a
■till more |icrfeot Piano forte and by manufacturing
largely, with a strictly cash system, are enabled to
offer those instruments at a price which will preclude
competition.
PRICES— Nb. 1, Seven Octave, round oornerfl
Rosewood plain case, §275.
No. 2, Seven Octave, round corners, Roiewood
heavy moulding §3OO,
No. 3- Seven Octave, round oorneri. Rosewood
Louis XIV style §325,
Terms ; —Not Cash, in Currant Funds,
Inp" Descriptive circulars seut free.
"A. A C " 48
v4-n4G-l|"ear 1 1(1
OPEN AGAIN.
The Grocery and Provision Store, on Stark'
Brick corner, lately owned by T- B. Wall, has been
purchased by the undorsignod, and will bo kept as a
miwim provision store.
His stock comprises
TEAS, SUGARS,COFFEE.SALERATtTS,
GINGER, NUTMEG, SPICES, RAISINS,
FIGS, PRUNES, DRIED BEEF. SMOKED
HALIBUT, CRACKERS, UHBJJSK, PpD
FISII, MACKEREL, HERRING, and all
other articles usually found in an establishment of
the kind, which will be sold at
LIVE, AND LET LIVE PRICES.
RANSLER ROSS-
Tunkhannock, June 28, 1865.
v4n26
DR. TALBOTT'S PILLS. ,
(ANTI-DYSPEPTIC,) .
Composed ot highly Concentrated Extracts
from ' -.
ROOTS AND HERBS,
Of the greatest medicinal value, prepared from the
oiiginal prescriptions of the celebrated Dr TAJ-BOTT,
and used by biui with remarkable success for twenty
years. Ail infallible remedy in all
DISEASES OF THE LIVER,
OB ANY DERAKUEMKNT OF THE
Digest! V e Organ,
lUEY CUBE
Diarrhoea. Dyspepsia, Scrofula, Jaundice,
Biliousness, Liver Complaint.
The well-knowu Dr. MOTT says of these Pills : —"I
have used the formula from which your Pills are
made, in my practice for over 12 years . they hav
the finest effect upon the Liver and Digestive Or
gans of any medicine in the world, and are the moet
perfect Purgative wliieh has ever yet been made by
anybody. They are safo ano pleasant to take, but
powerful to cure. Their penetrating properties
stimulate the vital activities of the body, remote
the obstructions of its organs, purifying the bleod,
and expel disease. They purge out the foul humor
which breed and grew distemper, stimulate sluggish
or disordered organs into their natural action, and
inparl a healthy tone with strength to the whole
system. Not only do they cure the every day com
plaints of everybody, Lut also formidable and dan
gerous diseases, and being purely vegetable are free
from any risk or harm. No person who has once
used these Pills will ever be without them."
They create pure blood aud remove all impurities
from the system, hence are a positive cure for
SEVERS, HEADACHE, PILES, MER
CURIAL DISEASES AND HEREDI
TARY HUMORS.
DOSE—For adults, one l'ill in the morning; for
children 8 years, half a Pill.
Price One Dollar per Box. supplied, or
sent by Mail, post paid, to any part of the United
States or Canadas on receipt of price. No Gen
uine without the facsimile signature of V. Mott
Talbott. M. D
V. MOTT TALBOTT & Co.,
No. 62 Fulton St., New York.
v4-n4l ly.
sumiM
CELEBRATED ELASTIC BTITCH
SEWING-MACHINE
Wure awarded the highest Premiums over
all Compclitovs, at the foUcnring
Stale and County Fairs of 1803
NEW YORK STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Manufacturing Machine.
First Premium for Machine Work.
INDIANA STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Machine for all purposes.
First Premium for Machine Work.
VERMONT STA7T: PAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Manufacturing Machine
First Premium for Machine Work.
OHIO STATE FAIR.
First Premium for Machine Work-
IOWASTATE FAllt. K -
First Premium for' Family Machine".
Fiast PreinlnmfrtT Manufacturing Machine.
First Premium for Mnchißl Work.
ILLINOIS STATE FAIR. TF J •
First Premium for Machine -for ALL pur PA s
First Premium for Machine WO.k.
KENTUCKY STATE FAIR.
First Premium for, Machine fyr all purposes
First Premium foi Machine Work.
MICHIGAN STATE FAIR,
First Premium for Family Machine
First Premium for Manufacturing Maohlne.
Kirst Premium for Machine.Work.
PENNSYLVANIA STATE FA.IU.-
First Premium for Manufacturing MnchiOo
First Premium for Machine Work,
OREGON STATE FAIR
First Premium for Family Macnfhe.
Flrsf Pr<S ml urn for Machine WuVk.
CHITTENDEN Co. (VS.)Agc'LFLOO.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Manufacturing Machine,
First Premium (or Machine Work'
FRANKLIN Co.(N. Y. )FAIR.
Kirst Premium for Family Machine,
F'trst Premium foV .Mariflt'uctitrlrigJMadlibi*
CHAM PLAIN VALLEY (VT.) Agr'L 800.
IIAMPDFN Co. (MASS.)Agr'I SOO.
Diploma for Family Machine.
Diploma lor Machine Work.
WASHINGTON L'O.(lt. Y,)L'ALU
First Premium lor Family MauMna.
QUERNS Oo.(N V ) Agr'L Aon,
Kirst Premium lor Family Machine
First Premium lor fctanuia< lurtug Maching.
Flrsl premium for Machine Work
SARATOGA <JU.(N, V )FAIU.
First Premium for Family MAOKLNTB
MECHANICS' INSTITUTE (Pa )FAIR
First Premium for Muchlne for all purjioaM.
First Premium lor Machine Work
UUEKNFIELD,(O}L'NION FAIR. '
First Premium fur Family Machine.
First Premium for Maehiuo Work.
CLINTON Co (O )FAIR.
First Premium for Family Machine.
First Premium for Moo time Work.
MUNTGO.MK.I V Co ( Pa IT .A I It.
First Premium for Machine for all pu.qioses
First Premium for Mauuinn Work.
SAN JOAGL INCo (Cut )FAIR,
First Premium for Family Miwhine.
First Premium lor Machine Work.
SAN JOSK DISTRICT (Cal.) PAIR „
First Premium for Family Machine. '
Faist Premium lor Machine Work
CF" The above comjirises all the falre at which
the OnoDKit A HAKKII MACAINKS were exhibited this
year. W. 11, BARNES, Agent, Mehoopany, Pa.
Sslds-ronms, 49/5 Itroadway, Now York,
730 Chestnut St. Philadelphia
!n;,.]Sri3W
CABINET
-AND-
CHAIR
!
The eubccriber has just opened a new Furniture
Cabinet and Chair Manufactory in Tunkhannock,
next door to C. M. Koon's grocery store— where are
kept on hand and manufactured to order :
TABLES Of all sixes, patterns, aud styles.
CHAIRS Cane-seat, Flag-bottom, and common.
BUREAUS of all styles, sizes, and prices.
BEDSTEADS, Cottage and common.
CENTRE TABLES, WORK STANDS, BOOK
CASES, nnd indeed overy thing which can be found
in the largest furniture establishments in tho couutry,
which he will sell at prices as low as they can be
bought in any town outside of tho cities. Being sat
isfied that he can compete, both in workmanship and
prices with any establishment in the country, he so-
tho public patronage
REPAIRING of all kinds done in a neat, substan
tial and workmanlike manner.
N. B.v-Old cane-seat chairs, new-seated and re
paired.
UNDERTAKING. —Having a Hearse of his own
and having had much experience, he will attend
this department of the business on short notice and
in a satisfactory manner.
ABRAHAM IIAAS.
July 16,1862.— rln49ly
; CIOCKEST!!!
A Large Stock just Opened
AT
T. L. ROSS GO'S.,
WALL PAPER.
WALL PAPER.
WALL PAPER.
WINDOW SHADES.
WINDOW SHAD ES.
WINDOW SHADES.
OF ALL STYLES.
CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS.
CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS.
FIXTURES AND ROLLERS. COMPLETE
FIXTURES AND ROLLERS. COMPLETE
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS.
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS.
A LSD
Large Stock of Wlnte Goods;
SWISS MUL9
DOTTED SWISS MUSLIN,
BRILLIANTS,
JACONETS,
LACES,
BALMORAL SKIRTS,
SPRING SKIRTS.
GLOVES,
REAL AL EXAN DUE'S KID.
And a Large Stock of
YANKEE NOTIONS.
Iron,
Nails,
White-Lead,
Zinc, Linseed Oil,
Glass, Putty, Door-Locks*
and a genera assortment of
BUILDERS HARDWARE.
Fish, of all kinds.
Casii Paid
for all kinds of Grain.
. Tunkhannock, March, 9th ISG4.
HARDWARE & IRON
HUNT BRO'S & BLAIR
NOW OFFER FOIt SALE
IRON, BTRRL. NAILS AND SPIKES, MINK
RAIL, RAILROAD SIM K KS, ANVILS,
DKLI.OWH, IM.AIN A CONVEX
HOUNK-HIIOKS, HAM
MERED I TONS E
NAILS.
WROUGHT IRON,
minus mmmiii.
(MR PEN
TKits' Tool.S,
(ALL WARRANTED,)
MPBH, SPOKES, FELLOES, SKAT
SPINDLES, (MRU I AGE SPRINGS, AXLES.
PIPE BOXES, SPRING STEEL,
BUTTS, NUTS, WASH
BUS BELTING,
PACKING,
GRIND STONES;
PLASTER
PARIS, CEMENT,
IIAIII, SHOVELS, WHITE LEAD
FRENCH WINDOW
GLASS, Ac , Ac.,
ALSO HASH,
DOORS AND BLINDS
ON HAND IN ASSORTMENT
AND MANUFACTURED TO ORDER
LEAT 11 EE It AND FINDINGS
FAItfBAK'B SALES.
wanton, March 26, 18t3. vlu33
Ayers Sarsaparilla
A compound rcmnly, to be the mewl
effectual Alt*ratu>* "tltttt tan be made. It is
a concentrated extract of Para Kareapatilla,
so combined with ©thir substances of aul?
greater alterative power tw to afford an effec
tive antidote for the diseases Sarsapariila ia
reputed to cure. It i believed that such a
remedy ia wanted by those who Buffer from
Strumous complaints, and that one which will
accomplish their cure must prove of immenae
service to tins large class of out afflicted fellow
citizens. How completely this compound will
do it has been proven by experiment on many
of the worst eases to bo found of the following
complaints:
FCKROEULA ANL> SCAORILOU COMTLAINTS,
EUUPTIONS AND BKCT RNRE DISSASBB, ULCERS,
PIMPLES, BLOTCHES, TUMORS, SALT HHEIM,
SCALU SVPHIT.IS AND SYPHILITIC ALF-
A'EI'TIONS, hUItCURIAt.DUE.tMB, DKOPHT, NC
RALOIA OR TIC DOULOUREUX, DEBILITT, DYS
PEPSIA AND INDIGESTION, ERYSIPELAS, Rosa
OR ST. ANTHONY'S EIRE, and indeed the whole
class of complaints arising from IMPURITY er
THB BLOOD.
This compound will lie found a great pro
moter of health, when taken in the spring, t*
expel the foul humors which fester in the
blood at that season of the year. By the time
ly expulsion of them many rankling disorders
are nipped in the bud. Multitudes can, by
the aid of this remedy, spare themselves from
the endurance of foul eruptions and ulcerous
sores, through which the system will strive to
rid itself of corruptions, if not assisted to do
this through \he natural channels of the body
by an alterative medicine. Cleanse out the
vitiated blood whenever you find its impurities
bursting through the skiu in pimples, eruptions,
or sores; cleanse it when you find it is ob
structed and sluggish in the veins ; cleanse it
whenever it is foul, and your feelings will tell
you when. Even where no particular disorder
is felt, people enjoy better health, and live
longer, for cleansing the blood. Keep the
blood healthy, and all is svell; but with this
pabulum of life disordered, there can be no
lasting health. Sooner or later something
must go wrong, and tlie great machinery si
life is disordered or overthrown.
Sarsaparilla has, and deserves much, the
reputation of accomplishing these ends. But
the world has been egregiously deceived by
preparations of it, partly because the drug
alone has not all the virtue that is claimed
for it, but more because many preparations,
pretending to be concentrated extracts of it,
contain but little of the virtue of Sarsaparilla,
or any tiling else.
During late years the public have been mis
led by large bo"ttles, pretending to give a quart
of Extract of .Sar saparilla for one dollar. Most
of these have been frauds upon the sick, for
thev not only contain little, if any, Sarsapa
rilla, but often no curative properties whatev
er. Hence, bitter and painful disappointment
has followed the u*e of the various extracts of
Sarsaparilla which flood the market, until the
name itself is justly despised, and has become
synonymous with imposition and cheat. Still
we call this compound Sarsaparilla, and intend
to supply such a remedy as shall rescue the
name from tho load of obloquy which rests
upon it. And we think we have ground for
believing it has virtue, vhich are irresistible
by the ordinary run of the diseases it is intend
ed to cure. In order to secure their complete
eradication from tlie system, the remedy should
be judiciously taken according to directions oa
the bottle.
PREPARED BY
DR. J. C. AVER A CO.
LOWELL, MASS.
j Price, 81 per Bottle 5 Six Bottles for $5.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
has won for itself such a renown for the cure of
every variety of Throat and Lung Complaint, that
it is entirely unnecessary for us to recount the
evidence of its virtues, wherever it has been em
ployed. As it has long been in constant use
throughout this section, we need not do more than
assure the people its quality is kept up to the beet
it ever has been, anu that it may be relied on to
do for their relief all it has ever beeu found to do.
Ayer's Cathartic Pills,
FOR THE CURE OP
Costivcncss, Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
Dysentery, Foul Stomach, Erysipelas, Headache,
Piles, Rheumatism, Eruptions and Shin Disease*,
Li •er Complaint, Drojisy, Tetter, Tumors and
Salt Rheum, I forms, O'ottf, Neuralgia, as a
Dinner PiU, and for Purifying the Blood.
They are sugar-coated, so that the most sensi
tive can take them pleasantly, and they are ths
best aperient in tlie world for all the purposes of a
family physic.
Price 25 cents per Box; Five boxes for SI.OO.
Great numbers of Clergy men, Physicians, States
men, and eminent personages, have lent theii
names to certify the unparalleled usefulness of these
remedies, but our space here will not permit the
insertion of them. The Agents below named fur
*nish gratis our AMERICAN ALMANAC in which they
are given; with also full descriptions of the alxws
complaints, and the treatment that should be fol
lowed for their cure.
Do not be put oft" by unprincipled dealers with
other preparations they make more profit on.
Demand AYER'N, and take no others. The sick
want the best aid there is for them, and they should
have it.
All our remedies are for sale by
F. C. Bunnell A Co., and J. W. Lyman A Co..
Tunkhannook, Sterling A Son, Sterlingville. also by
oil druggists and dealers in medicines everywhere
Great Improvement in Sewing iMachlnes
EMPIR E
JcUKSSfSMWS MANUALS
Patented February 14th, 1860.
SALESROOM 536 BROADWAY, N, Y.
200 WASHINGTON STREET, BOSTON.
THIS MACHINE, is constructed on entirely now
principles of mechanism, possessing many rare and
valuable improvements, having been examined by
the umsl profound experts, and pronounced to be
SIMPLICITY and PKREIM TION COMIIINKD.
It has a straight needle, perpendicular action,
makes the "Look or Shuttle Stifch." which will
"Neither llip nor Ravoi," and it is uliko on both
sides 1 perforins period sewing on every description
f muleiiol, from Leather to the finest Nausook
Muslin, with cotton, linen or silk thread, from the
coarsest to the finest number
Having neither "Caui nor Cog - Wheel," and the
Irast possible Diction, it runs us smooth as glass,
and is
RM I'N At (TALLY A NOISELESS MACHINE I
IT requires fifty per cent less power to drive it
thnn any olhei maehlne In the market. A girl
twelve yeiirs of age esn work it stentlily, without
fatigue or injury to health.
Its strength sod "Wonderful Simplicity" of roe
structlon tetolcis It almost Impossible to get out of
order and Is guaranteed by the oom|mny to give
entile satisfaction,
We respectively invito all those who may desire
to supply lliomerives with a iiiperlnr article, to
lOiur and nxaUdoe tilts "I ntlvnlled Machine,"
Cue ha(t hoar's instruction Is *i\fftrUnt to rnuhlt
any person Jo wo rh' m this Marhint to that snfir#
sotlstnetton>
II dig tout and Charitable Institutions will In libsr
athj dsalt with,
Agents tfnnted for ail Towns'ln the I'niled States
whavt) Agents aru not already established, Also I"'
Cuba, Mexico, Central ami South America, to whom
u liberal discount will be given.
T.J. MI ARTHUR & CO.
lMUNi'U'l.Ii AGIiNTX IXI'AIIMHAUD
K" raeusa, N. V, Jubo 11. l''owltr, IMilla., Semites'*
itUulh A Co.. Pittsburg, Eunivst Axthelm,
viuldly Ali 'J
mo THE NJS'tt'til'S, DERII.ITATKD AND
1 DKisPONirteNT OF BOTH HKAKS. A great
sufferer having beeu restored U) health in a lew
days, after many years of misery, Uwiliiugto assist
his suffering fellow-creatures by sending (free), on
tlie rsceiptof u pud paid addressed mvulo|ie, a copy
of the formula of cure employed. Directed to N
JOHN M. DAONALL, Roz 183 Post Office.
Brooklyn,
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