Piscfllantous. i w J-- - -■ '- - 1 r ,A. t The best capital to begia life on is a,capital young wife. physician asking permission - of a lass to kiss her, replied, "No sir, 1 nevtr like a doctor's bill stuck in my face." .'i tt , * ~ • "Mr. D ,if you'll get my pants done by Saturday, 1 shall be forever indebted to you." "If that's your game they'll not be done, sure," said the tailor. •'John, 1 ' 6aH a doting parent to her raiher insatiable boy, "can't you eat that pudding with impunity ?" "I don't know, ma." replied the young hopeful, "but 1 guess 1 can with a spoon." Jack did you carry ihat umbrella home tltat 1 borrowed yesterday 7 * Jack~No, father, you often told mi to lay up gpcuething for a rainy day, and a? 1 tbotfght it would rain belot e long, 1 nave laid it up. —-——. -•- A tippler who squinted very much, used sometimes to mourn that Lis eyes did no' agree' "It's very lucky foryou," sai 1 a friend, "for if your eyes had bren mulches your nose Would have set them on fire long g > "Jemmy do you go to school 7" "Yes, sir : to the school kept by Mies Post.,' N it, whipping post, 1 hope 0, srie'f t. guide post." The following is a true Hibernian adver tisement: "Missing from Killarney, Jane 0' Forgery ; she had in her arms two babies and a Guernsey cow, all black, with red hair and turtoise-shell combs behind her ears, and 'large black spots all down her back, which squints awfully." t ' w ... A Western editor once apologized to lib readers somewhat after ihis fasti. :We in tended to have a death and a marriage to publish th'.s week, but a violent storm [.re vented the wedding ; and the doctor hi >IH taken 6ick himself, the patient reeve red,ant' we are accordingly cheated out of both." Seeing upon his wife's shoulder a larg. shawl pin, Mr. D. said. "In the military, eh ? got to be captain 7 ' She instantly remarked,pointing to a third baby in her lap— "No, recruiting sergeant in the third infan try " "Pat, you have dated your letter a week a head. It is not.so late in the month by cue. week, you spalpeen !" "Troth, boy,indade, an' its just mysiif tha wautrd svrate Kathleen to get it iu edvanci of the mail. Shure, au' I'll nut care if she gets it three days afoie it's written me dar lint!" fHHf" A small boy heard a parson preach ;• sermon from these w. rds, "Ye must be tor %gain," which was frequently repeated dor ing the discourse. The little hearer |>K strict attention to a'l that was said, and par ticularly to the tixt. After he returned, he became tnelaiichi.il* His father observed it and inquired i he cau* The boy told him that the preacher said h> must be b.iro again. "Well, my son," replied the father, "wb; do you cry about it ? " "Oh," said the boy, "I'm so afraid tha uext time I'll be a gal." rar The best and m .st conclusive reBS • for an effect that we ever remember to h*vi beard, was given by a "one Men" Dutchmai in reply to a friend who remarked "Wby, Hans, you have the most fetninim caste of countenance I ever saw." "Ob yaw," was tbe icply, "I know the rea son for d&t—aiy mother was • woman LOFTT CONDUCT. —In the neighborhood where I once lived, a man and wife were al most constantly quarreling. During then quarrels their only uhi!rl(* b<>v) trm genera' ly present ; and of course had caught many of his father's expressions. One day when the boy had been doing something wrong, toe mother intending to chastise him, called hitn and said, "Come here sir : what d-d you want to d.- that for 7" The boy complacently f. n g his arms and imitating his fathers tnai..,.i> replied : "See here, mdam, I don't wish to have any words with you." tall, keen eyed countryman step- I ped into the court room a< Detroit, the other day, during the progress of the railroad trial. •Stepping up to a spectator,' he requested thai the prisoner might bi pointed out t > bun The man accosted being something 0 f a <*ar, pointed to the jury. The fellow s. .Ned the twelve with a distrusting eve, and when sat isfied with the scrutiny, turned to his infor mant and whispered : 1 Well, they are a hard looking aef, aitmhey 7 [ know by t-etr 1.„,s thoy ought to go to the States pri* r, eve, I one of thein." C3T" Mr. Toot coming home Ut P nnf . "'ght, from meeting, was met at the door bv bi wife. "Pretty time of night, Mr. Toot, frr y-n to come home; pretty lioie-threg riVWk 1M Z' 7 rn ' D S J 'he father of a f„ n i v! Itsn t three-.t's only one, I heard it SEI- "* v " tii! "<• "Mr. Toot, yon're drucV , ~,, , hrM jn the morning." n2rL" 1 "- . Toot ' iIW - 1 t.~rd it Wk0, .. I c.rae vouad th. earn.,, | J^B>.K L IELJCKAW,R,R < ..- . M <■ ■ Running Time of Passenger Trains, Jun I: - 2d. 1864. SOUTHWARD Accom- P&ssen | Ptssen- Accoin- J mod a- ger. I ger. >roda- | tion. | tion. } P. M. P. M. IA. M, P. M, | STATIONS 200 6,40 Great "BenTtT7r77.T 7.40 2,20 ~ 1.35. 6,21 New Milford 7,59 *2,15 1.00 6.00 Montrore 8.2 C 3.15 12,25 5,38 Hophnttnm * 8,41 3,50 11,50 5,16 Nicholson 9.00 4,25 11,20 4.56 Factoryvilte- ••• ••• • 9,24 515 10*5 4,40 Ahington 9.40 5'40 10 40 4,32 Clark'- Summit 5,48 6,00 10,10 4.10 SCRANTON - 10,20 6.30 A M 3,42 Greenville 10,40 P M ?!•••• 3.29 Dunning 10.52 ••••?? 3,17 Moscow 11,02' •••• 254 Gouldaboro 11,26 as •••• 2.40 Tobvhanita 11.40 ••••K •••• 2.20 Forks 11;50 ••••> £ .... 202 Oakland 12,17 -- •• " 2 •••• 1.46 Hcnryville * 1i,03 ••••5 —. •••'• 1,35 Spragueville 12.43 •• •• 5 < •••• 1,24 Stroudsburg 12,54 ••••25 a •••• 1,03 Water Gap 1,08 Vj. •• • • 12,35 Delaware 1,50 •••■£ 12,10 'Manunka Chunk•• 1.55 •••• • 12 02 Bridgeville 2,> 4 k. • ••• 11,51 Ox"ord 2,15 • • ••• 11,38 Washington 2,28 •••• • ••• 11,20 New Hampton-••• • 2,45 •••• • ••• A~ M. "Change for Phil.•• PM. •••• Passenger Ti aiu Northward Leaves New Hampton on the orrivnl of the Mai Train wbi-h loaves NEW YORK at 8.40 A. M., and MAXUNKA CHUNK on the afrival of tbe Trni D which leaves PHILADELPHIA. (Kensington De pot) at 7-15 A. M. At SCRANTON this Train makes close connections with trains on the LACK* AWANNA A BTOOMSBURG and DELAWARE A HUDSON Railroads, and at Great Bend with the Mail Train on the Erie Railway going West. Tne Passenger Train Southward Leaves Great Bend after the arrival of the Cincir- Express trom the West, connectiug at Scriuk with Trains on the Lackawanna and Blooin.sbu and Delaware and lluls >n Railroads; at Manua Cnu-k with tbe train for Philadelphia, and s New Hampton with Trains for JVew York, the L high Valley, Harrisburg, Ac. Passengers by th Train arrive in New York at 5.50, in PhilaC' '.pei at 6,30, and in Harrisburg at 8 20 P. M. , The Accommodation Train Northward, connects at Great Bend with the Day Express going West, by which passengers arrive a Ithaca and Syracuse the same day. Southward, ltaves Great Bend after the arrival o the New Yoik Express going East. g£T All Passenger Trains on the Erie Railway stop at Great Bend. WATTS COOKE, Supt. It A. HENRY, Gen. Tkt. Agert. jlU 1 ?® PMWE&S O —o THE SUBSCRIBER HAS HAD IN SUCCESSFUL operation, for several years, a M BBSS B Y, AT TOWATMDi^, where all of the most approved and rare kinds of CRUIT Or ORNAMENTAL TREES. Can oe obtained. Being conv.nc-1 from experience that his Trees md Plants will .{ive far better satisfaction to tbe bruit-growers o, iVyotuiug County th in any grown in other localities, lie confidently solicitsthcir patron ige. He will make annual visits either in person or by liis agents to most of the townships of Wyoming Co , tnd asks only that his specimens may be examined md his method of dealing be tested. At! orders by letter or otherwise, for Trees, vines or i nts will be promptly attended to. no.ll-ly D HARKINS EYE AMD EAR IS Ft MAR Y. On tbe Square, Three Doors from Steele's Hotel,) WIIJO SHAH HE, I'A. THIS INSTITUTION is now opened and fur nished in the most costly Style. Riccption. Private and Oper ting Rooms are large, convenient nd well adopted The Surgical apurtmant contains ibe finest collection ot instruments iu tbe country, ind thus his faculties will enable bun to meet ativ tnd all emergencies in practice. Ho will operate tpon all the various forms of BLINDNESS. Cata •act, Ocelunn of the Pupil, Cross Ev s Closure of he Tear Ducta, Inversion of the Eyelids Pterygium ic. Ac. And will treat all lorins of Sor •*, Ey*- iranuNd Li Is. Opae<tics of tbe Cornea, and Scrot ilous diseases of the E>e together with all iho dis tases to which the Eye is subject. DEAFNESS- Will treat all the diseases common o the organ Discharges from the E.ir, Noises iu he Ear, Catarrh, difficulty of hearing, total Deaf ices even where the Drum is destroyed. Will in ert an artificial one answering nearly all the pur poses of the natural. DISEASES OF THE THROAT.-AU diseases -otuninu to tbe Throat and Nose will be treated. GENERAL SURGERY*—He will operate upon Clubfeot, Hair Lip, Clelt Pnllate, Tumors, Cancers, Enlarged Teneils, Ac. P/astie operations by hcal tug new flesh into deformed parts and general Sur gery ot whatever charac er it may present. HERNIA (or RUPEUJIE) —He will perfrom "La iirtß operation for the radical (coinpb te) cure of Hernia, this is unquesLonably a perfect cure, and is done wi'h little or no pain. Out of tnany hun- Ired operated upon in Boston there has b.en no failures, it having met the perfect approbation of all who have submitted to it. ARTIFICIAL EYES—WiII insert artificial Eyes giving tbcin the motion arm expresion of the natur al They are inserted with the least pain, IIEDORRHOLDL, (Pies) -This troublesome dis ease is readily cured, Those suffering from it will : do well to call. Dr Up De Graff visits Wilk"s-Barro with a view of building up a p moment Institute for the treat ment of the Eye, Ear and General Surgery. The experience oi mote than a quarter of a century in Hospital and general practice, he hopes, will be a fficicriiguarantee to those who may be disposed lft hi in *i i: }f ( 4 Sewing Ma FINKLE & LYOIV ' NEW PATENT ROTARY FEED S ewing Machines fhe following facts demonstrate that these Ma ehinea'comprise tbe HIGHEST IMPT.OVEMENIS I. IHS SEWI.NG MACHINE ART. viz— j 1. Each MACHINE is guaranteed to give better satis faction tbau any otbsr Sc.vinfi Machine iu Market or money refunded. 2. They have taken tna.iy of the HIGHEST PREMIUMS at the most important EXHIBITIONS and FAIRS ever held in the Unitce States. 3. Thev make the LOCK STITCH alike on both sides— thus suing more than half the thread anj silk used in th raveling ridge seams oftho loop-stitch and single thread Sewing Machines 4. They are adapted to the widest range of heav and light si uing. 5. They have no rattling wires, or delicate ut a hnient to keef in repair. 6.iTtny require no taking apart to clean or oil any no • Les ons" to set "needle, regula teniion operetc Machine, I'leusu call and CNimine and demonstrate or ngurself, or send lor CIRCULAR with samples of sew J". FIXKLE <k LYOJf M* S. CO No. 538 BROADWAY NEWYORK Editor oj Democrat ~ " DEAR Slß: —With vour permission I wish to say to the readers of your paper that I will send by return mail to nil who wish it (free) a Recipe, with full directions for making and using a simple Vega- K?i P V, V y " eflrßc,u "" v in ten days des of the '' h ?' Tan Freckles " n(1 * ll I"PUH- ' and Belmifu"' aV ' Dg the BttUle Boft clear ' Bmoolh i ¥Xo 7 will a.Uo mail free to those having Bald i Heads, or Bare Fates, simple direetiqfis and info - mat,on that vnU enable ,hem to start a full g owth I AM | THOS, F. CHAPMAN Chemist M-.29-3. 831 Broadway, New York J —in siiEDt stf ne Ktmns. 1 Our LETTER A. FAMILY SEWING MACHINE 8 fast gaining a world-wide reputation. It is be yond doubt the best and cheapest and most beautiful of all Family Sewing Machines yet offered to the public. No other Family Sewing Machine has so many useful appliances for Hemming, Binding, Foil ing, Tucking, Gathering, Ouagitrg, Bt aiding, Em broidering, Cording, and so forth. No other Family Sewing Machine has so much capacity for a great variety of work It will sow all kinds of cloth, and iviih all kinds ol thread. Great and recent im provements make our Family Sewing Machine most reliable, and most durable, and moss certain in ac tion at all rates of speed. It makes the interlocked stitch, which is the best stitch known. Any one, ev en of the most ordinary capacity, cun see, at a glance, how to use the letter A. Family Sewing Machine.— Our Fanv'" Machines are finished in chaste and exquisite style. • The foiling Case of the Family Machine is n piece of cuDning workmanship of the most useful ( kind. It protects the machire when not in use, and when about to be operated may be opened as a spa ! cious and substantial table to sustain the work. — While some of the Cases, made out of the choicest woods, are finished in the simplest and chastest :nan- I uer possible, others are adorned and eiubolished in I the most costly and superb manners. It is absolutely necessary to see Hie Family Ma chine in operation, so as to judge of its great capaci ty and beauty. It is fast bee tiling as popular for family sewing as oar manufacturing machines are for manufactur ing purposes The Branch Offices are well supplied with silk j twist, thread, needles, oil, Ac., of the very bestqual i ity. Send for A PAMPHLET. I TIIE SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY. 458 Broadway, New York, g Oifice, HIO Chestnut St. I —AND— . T'in SilxoxD. THE subscriber has just received at his shop, over llankinscn's Store, in MESHOPPEN PA., and will constantly keep un hand all the latest IMPOV) COOKING Sf S Among which are the "CALORIC," MINER and "UNION" patterns, with PARLOR STOVES and Heaters of every description, which he offers for Ready Pay at prices that will defy competition llis stoves are bought directly of the Manufactur ers at ALBANY, WILKI SBARRE. PROVIDENCE anu SCRANTUN. He is therefore enabled to sell hem at a small advance on the original cost TIN, SHEET-IRON, —AND- Copper Ware. all kinds on hand and made to order Also IIP, M AC. ON IIOXS, AND M.EIGII SIIOEf* FOK SALE. The popular Cookin t Stove, Forest Q. ue en, Elevated *oven) is now for tho first, offered at S2O for 8 inch, $23 for 9 >uch, REPAIRIN6 AND JOSBIN6 neatly and promptly done. HENRY STANSBURY. Meshoppen, Dec 17th, IS62 —v2nl9ly. HAKDWARE & IRON HUNT BRO'S & BlaIR NOW OFFER FOR SaLE IRON, STE' L, NAILS AND SPIKES MINE KAIL, KAILRCAI) SPIKES, ANVILS BELLOWS, PLAIN A CONVEX ' HORSE-SHOES, HAM MERED HORSE NAILS. WROUGHT IRON, BUILD ES' HARD fill. CARPEN TEKS' TOOLS, (ALL WARRANTED,) ct * l J ß3 . SPOKES, FELLOES. SEAT SPINDLES, CARRIAGE SPRINGS, AXLES. PIPEBBOXE r SPRING *I£EL, BOTTS. NUTS, WASH ERS BELTING, PACKING, GRIND STONES; PLASTER PARIS, CEMENT, HAIR, SHOVELS, WHITE LEAD FRENCH WINDOW GLASS, Ac., Ac., ' ,f . ALSO SASII, DOORS AND BLINDS ON HAND IN ASSORTMENT AND MANUFACTURED ORDER LEATHEER AND FINDINGS F AIABAK'S SCALES. vr-nton. uiarch 26, 1863. vln33— Manhood s how lost, how restored. Just published. a ucw edition of Dr. Culver wen's Celebrated Essay on the radic tl cure (without medicine) ot SPERMATORRHOEA, or seminal I : , Mental an 1 Physical Incapacity, Impediments to i Marriage, etc ; also, CONSUMPTION, EPILEPSY, and FITS, induced by self-indulgence or sexual extrava | gance. i I Price, in a sealed envelope, only 6 cents. The colgbrated author in this admirable essay clearly ..enionst rates from a thirty years' successful practice, that the alarming cpnscquences of self abuse may be radically cured without the danger- j oususe of internal medicinc.or the application of the kitife—pointing out a mode of cure nt once simple. ! certain and effectual, by means of which every suf, ) ferer, no matter ' Ant his condition may be, may ! cure himself cheaply, privately, and radically. | This Lecture should be in the bands of every ! yonfh and every man in the land. j >ent, under seal, in a plain envelope, to any ad- I dress, post paid, on receipt of six cents, or tHO post I stamps. Address the publishers, . CHAS Jc - KLINE A CO. 7 ?o o^ New York > Peet b < 4.586 I H-B-lj. * , • . sr I CUTL,!) FTTVN • V ■ FOR THE>MILLION ! Peus to Suit fbe Hand, and Prices to Suit the Pocket* 1 j * The Best Gold Pens in the World ! On receipt of the following suras, we will send, by mail, or as directed, a Gold Pen or Pens, selecting thesam-i according to the description, namely. Gold Pens, in Silver Plated Exten sion Cases, with Pencils. For SI No 2 pen ; far #1.25. No. 3 pen; for 1.50, No. 4 pen ; for 83 No 5 pen; for #2,25 No. 6 pen These pens are stamped TilE IMPERIAL PEN, and are wel| finished and fine writing GOLD PENS, with good aridmu poiuts, although they are unwar ranted and cannot he exchanged. warranted gold pens Our name (Amkkican Gold Pen Co. N Y,) is stamped on all our first quality Pens, and the points are warranted for six moots; except against Occi dent. Our second quality Pens, are stamped THE NATIONAL PEN, with t\e initials of our firm (A. G, P Co,) and are carefully made, having the same points as our first quality Pecs, the only great difference being in the quality of the Gold Gold Pens' Ist and 2d quality in Solid Silver Extension Cases with Pencile. For #2,00 a No I pen lt quality, or a No. 2 pen 2d qualin. For $2 25 a No. 2 pen Ist quality, or a No-3 pen 21 quality For #2 25 a No. 3 pen Ist quality, or a No 4 pen "2d quality. i F >r #3 50 a ao 4 pen Ist quality, or a No. 5 pen 2d quality. lor S4 50 a No. 5 pen Ist qualify' or a No. 6 pen 21 vitality. For S's 50 a No. 6 pen Ist quality The same Gold Pens, in Solid Silver Gold-Plated Ebony Desk iiold ers and Mor. cco Cases. For #2 25 a No. 3 pen Ist quality, or a No. 4 pott 2d quality. For $2 50 a No 4 pen lst-quality, or a No. 5 pen 2d quality. For #3 20 a No. 5 pen Jst quality, or a No. 6 pen 2d quality For S4 00 a No. 6 pen Ist quality. For #5 58 a No 7 pen For #6 75 a No. 8 pen. For sl2- 00 a No. 12 pea ; all first quality. Our pens rank throughout the country as equal if not superior to any Gold pens manufactured. Not only for their writing qualities but durability and elegant finish. The greatest care is used in their manufacture, and none are sold with the slightest imperfection which skill can detect. Parties in ordering must specify the name, num ber and quality in all instances aud whether stiff or limber, course or fine TO CLUBS. A discount of 12 per cent, will be allowed or. sums of #ls, if sent to one address, at one time ; 15 per cent, on 325 ; 20 per cent, on 840. All remittances by mail, Registered, are at eur isk- To all who enclose 20 cents extra for regis ering, we guarantee the safe delivety of the goods. Circulars of all our new styles, with Engravings f exact sizes, aud prices, sent upon receipt of stamp f desired. Pen rcpointed for 50 cents by mail. Stationers and Jewelers are requested to corres pond with us aswe can offer them great induce ments Address. AMERICAN GOLD PEN CO.. A4-n26-3raos No 200 Broadway, N,Y GHBATSAIIB' OF WATCHES & JEWELRY, 51.000.000, WORTH ! To be (lisp •-eel of at One Dollar each, with out reywdto iatue, nut to be paid jor ' until you know what you are to leceice. BY A, 11. KOWKN & CO., (Agents for the Manufacturers,) No 3G Beckinan Street, New-York, Read th a following list of Articles to be sold | fir ONE DOLLAR 8— 100 Gold Hunting-Case Watches each #125 00 100 " Watches, various styles* •• • " 7500 100 " L i lie.-' Go! 1 Watches " 50 DC 500 Silver Wot lies. each #2O 00 to 35 00 6,000 Latest stvle vest A neck , h tins ' 50Ut020 00 5,500 Gent's Caliioruia diamond pins. ' 500t020 00 4,000 Californiadiamond eardrops " 5 CCte'lOOO 3,000 Miniature Revolving fins-- " 5 00 to 10 00 2,000 California Diamond and enamelled Gent's scarf pins new styles *' 5 00 1010 00 2 00(> Masonic mid Emblem pins*. " 3 00 to 10 00 2 500 Gold Band Bracelets engraved " 3 00 to 2Q.00 3.000 Jot and Mosaic Brooches -•• • " 300 to tO 00 2,000 Cameo Bronchos <: 500t020 00 3 i-00 Coral Ear Drops " 4 00 to 600 2 000 Ladies' Watch Chains. " 800to15 00 6 000 Gent's Pins.a splendid assort't" 200to10 00 4,000 Solitaire leeve Buttons-•• • •' 300to10 00 £,OOO Studs and Sleeve Buttons, in sef,- •' 3CO to 10 00 5,0(0 Sleeve Buttons, plain. & en graved •' 200 to 900 lO.f'OO plain and engrave ! Rings-* 2 50 to 10 00 8,000 Lockets, richly engraved - " 2 Oil to 10 00 15,000 sets L idics' Jewelry, new and latest styles " 600t012 00 5.00 Handsome Seal Rings " 300 to 800 2.000 Sets Bosom Studs •' 250 to 600 1,0(0 Gold Pens and Gold ers " 15 00 to 25 00 2,000 Sets Jet and Gold Pirs and Ear Drops, latest styles, very rich 600to10 00 2 000 Gold Thimbles. Peucils A.--. " 400 to 600 10.000 Gold Pei s, and silver esses-- "500 'n 300 10,000 " " Ebony holders-• 4 40ots 500 Titis entire list of boavtiful and valuable goods will be sold for One Dollar each. Ccr ificates of all the above arti.-les will be placed in o.ielopi-s, and sealed. These envelopes are sent by ma?', as or lered, wlihout regard to choi-e. On the receipt of the certificate y.-.u will see what you are to have, and then it is at your option to send the Dollar and take the article, ir not. live certificates can be ordered for #1 ; eleven for #2 ; thirty fir 85 ; sixty five for SIQ ; and one hun dred for- #ls. We will send a single Certificate on the receipt of 25 cents for one certificate an . our cir cular with terms. A. H. ROWEN &CO., 36 Baekman Street, N. Y. Box 4270, v4-n4O finio. ■ 1 WHEELER & WILSON'S HIGHEST PREMIUM Sewing-Machines. The Cheapest and JBest. OVER °F THESE WELL-ESTABLISHED SEWING-MACHINES HAVE BEEN SOLD. FOB CIXCTLAR, LAOIZS' ALMANAC, Ac. AGENTS WANTED. | L Address * WHEELER & WILSON Sewing-Xachtne Co. 704 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. A Card to Invalids, ~7 A Clergviutn, while residing in South Ame ica as a missionary, discovered a safe and simple reme d vforthe Cure of Nervous Weakness, Eiriy Decay, Disease* of thi Urinary unl Seminal Organs, and the whole train of disorders brought on by ' r aneful au 1 vicious h ibits. Great numbers hive been al ready cured by this noble remedy. Prompted by a desire to benefit the afflicted and unfortunate, I will ■ send the rcipo for preparing and using this medicine j in a sealed envelope, to any one who aeeJarit.' Free 1 of Charge; Please inclose a post-paid envelobe, ad<fresJd to yourself. ADDRESS. JOSEPH T. INMAN, -i * ' STATTO* D. BULB Hon, Hew YerkCfty caSti It AND CHAIR. The subscriber has just opened a new Furniture Cabinet and Chair Manufactory in Tunkliannock, next door to C. M. Koon's grocery store—where are kept on hand and manufactured to order: TABLES of all sizes, patterns, and styles. CHAiRS Cane-seat, Flag-liottom, and common. BUREAUS ol all styles, sizes, and prices. BEDSTEADS, Cottage and common. CENTRE TABLES, WORK STANDS, BOOK CASES, and indeed every thing which can be found in the largest furniture establishments in the country, which he will sell at prices as low as they can be bought in any town outside of the cities. Bein°* sat isfied that he can compete, both in workmanship and prices with any establishment in the country he so licits the public patronage. . REPAIRING of all kindsdone in a nent, substan i tial and workmanlike manner. N. B.—Old cane-scat chairs, new-seated and re paired. UNDERTAKING.—Having *♦ Hearse of his own and having had much experience, he will attend this department of tho busiqe-s on short notice and in a satisfactory manner. ABRAHAM IIAAS. July 16,1R62. —rlu-!9ly "CROCKERY!!! A Large Stock just Opened AT' T. L.' ROSS CO'S., WALLPAPER. V.'ALL PAPER. WALL PAPER. WINDOW SHADES. WINDOW SHADES. WINDOW SHADES. OF ALL STYLES. CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS. FIXTURES AND ROLLERS,COMPLETE FIXTURES AND ROLLERS COMPLETE EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS. EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS. I ALSO A Large Stock of White Goods; SWISS MI LS DOTTED S WISS MUSLIN, BRILLIANTS, JACONETS, LACES, BALMORAL SKTRTS, SPRING SKIRTS. GLOVES. HEAL AL EX ANDRES KID I Aud a Large Stock of YANKEE NOTIONS. i Iron, ails, White-Lead, i Z nc, Linseed Oil, Glass, Puttv, Door-Locks, arid a jreueia assortment of* Bill. DOTH ART#BARE. Fish, of all kinds. Cash. Faid for ail kiuds of Grain. Tunkhannnck, March, 9th 18G4. TO PROFESSORIfaP MUSIC AMATEURS, AND THE MUSICAL PUBLIC GENERALLY, P, A. WO\DKRMAN\ FuKEION t All I.UICA.N MUSIC WAHKUUKSK, 824 BRCAb WAY, Hiving on hand the largest-stock of Foreign Music j in New York,which he imports from Europe express ! ly to meet the taste and requiremerts of the Ameri- j can lovers of Music, respectfully calls attention to , the fact that he 13 nowsnpti ying Music o* Every 1 Style at a Reduction of TWKNTY-FIVB to FIFTY per • 1 cent, less than nny other house in the United States. I Private Families can he supplied (post free ) bv ' forwarding the cash to the above address Should- ' the amount of cash be forwarded exceed the cost c j the Music, the balance will be promptly returned it ! postage currency DF.ALKBS and Professors should not neglect this ' opportunity ; they will be liberally dealt with. j N B Any ami every pieee of Musio (vocal or j instrumental) published in Europe and America j will be supplied to order, if accompanied by the i cash, Remember the Address, P. A. W i; SDERMAKN Foreign and American Music Warehouse, 824 Broadway, Now York, 31 4 —jplA|NSTk- FIRE ! FIRE 1 ! FIRE 1!t Taken at this bffiee, on all kinds of Town and Country property, at the MOST RF.ASOXABLB TF.BMS, | and for any time from THREE MONTHS TO FIVE YEAR* either j WITH or WITHOUT PREMIUM NOTES | Is the company reliable 7 Will it promptly pay I its honest losses 7 are the important inquiries with i all insurers. We answer : THE LYCOMING" CO INSURANCE COMPANY HAS BEEN IN SUCCESSFUL OPERATION FORTWENTY-TIIKEE YEARS.—IT HAS A WELL SECURED CAPIATL OF OVER $2,400,00 IT PAYS FROM S6O, TO 8125,000 LOSSES A NNI'ALLY ALL i - fmiei L 0 i aft ARE PROMPTLY * ■ ADJUSTED AND'PATH. EACH INSURER IS FCftNISirETV ; WITH AN AUTHENTICATED ANNU- I M'AL STATEMENT OF EXPENDITURES i AND OPERATIONS OP TJIE COMPa ! NY THE COMPANY IS CONDUCTED ON JUST AND EQUITABLE PRINCIPLES. THE CHARTER IS PERPETUAL. References Hon. Win." M. Piatt, Hon A K Peckham, Henry Stark and Samuel Stark Esns. of ihis County ; buyer & Bros, of Susquch ma and oeorge M. ilollenback and othe-wof Luserne County *** P * id 108988 b J EARVBT bICKLER, yjm get I, 'iiriinii in 1 ■ i i CELEBKATKD ELASTIC STITCH . ETOG-MACHINE i (ifre nwtirr/efl </ie Uujhext Premium* over ull Co in pet ito s ul the f Homing State and. C unty Fairs of 1863. ! NEW YORK STATE FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. Ural Premium for Mai ufjcturiog Machine. First Premium for Machine Work INDIANA STATE FAIR. First Premium for M n.-hioe for all purposes. First Premium for Machine Work. VERMONT STA TE FA IR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Pre in i urn for M mnfaeturins Machine First Premium for Machine Work. OHIO STATE FAIR * First Premium for Machine Work. IOWA STATE FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. Fiost Premium for M .nufactu ii.g Machine Firet Premium for Machine Work ILLINOIS STATE FAIR. 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Mehoon.mv Pa j S.*i!e-n* , n>s, Urw wiy, Ssw Yon, I 7 iiph •V 5t Pill!* 1.1 , : IMPORTAHTtoFEMALES ,<C PIIAJST I p J( < lj, J] A T I 0,: N TO THE LADIES I Both Married and Single. THE OLDEST REGULATOR FCR FEMALES. DR. CHEESE WAN'S FEMALK PILLS j Will immediately relieve, without pain, all disturb , ance of the periodic .lisclmrge, whether arising trom I relaxtion or suppression They act like a charm in removing the pains that accompany difficult o. ira mo lerate menstruation, and are the only safe and j reliable remedy for Flushes Sick Headache, Paina ! in the Loins, Rack and Sides, Palpitation of the ; Heart, Nervous Tremors, Hysterics, Spasms, Broken , Sleep, and other un'pleasi Dt and .uangerous effects of j an unnatural condition of he sexual functions. In the worst eases of Fluor Alb-is. or Whites, they ef . feet a speedy cure DR. CHEESEMAN'S FEMALffPTLLS I Have been u<od OVER A QUARTER OF A CEN ! Tt'RY. They are offered as the only safe means*! t renewing interrupted menstruation, but Ladies must ! bear in mind that there is one condition of the ft' I male system in which the Pills cannot b taken j without producing a PECULIAR RESULT. The condition referred to is PREGNANCY the result, .\f ISC -*l RRIAG E, Such is the irresist ible tendency of the medicine to restore the sexual functions to a normal condition, that even the pro ductive power qf nature cannot resist it THEY CANN OT DO HARM in any other way. D R. CHEESE MAN'S FEMALE PILLS Are the on } y Mclicine that MARRIED AND SIN j GLE LADIES have relied upon for many years, er can rolv upon now. BEWARE OF IMITA . TfONH ! These Pills form the Finest Preparation ! ever put forward . with IMMEDIATD and PER- F- SISTENT SUCCESS. DON'T BE DFTEIYV l ED. Take this advertisement to your Druggist and tell him that you want the BEST and most u^c!^i i^ LE I ' EJdALE . MEDICINE IN THE | Vr OF.LD, which i comprised in DR. CIIEESEMAN'S FEMALE PILLS !!! They have received, and are now receiving the sanction of the most eminent Physicians in Amer ica. EXPLICIT DIRECTIONS wi'h each Beg*— the price, One Dollar per Box, eouuiniug from 50 te 6U Pills. Pills sent by mail, promptyl , by remitting the price to the Proprietors, or any authorised Agent, tn current funds. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS GENERALLY. DI TCHINGS A HILLYER, Pworninton's, 81 Cedar Street, Aem York, iy Soid ia Tunahaonock, by J. W. Lyman, in Montrose, by Aide Turrell, in S:rwn<on by L. S.A E. C. Fuller, in Factorvville by all Dngria WHtriKEKS! WHibkEKbi Do you want Whiskers or Moustsches 1 Our Gre cian Compound trill force them to gro./ on the smoothest face or chin, or hair on bald heads, in Six Weeks. Price, *I.OO, Sent by mail anywhere, closely sealed on receipt of price. Address, * ARKER * 0„ Box 138, EiwkljJ.
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