IpswUaittims,
JOSH BILLINGS ON WIT I
Tu ask trie to describe wit ! I can't dew
it well. JLt.haint got any pedigree, it iz like
the witft, :VMoweth when and where it liat
etta. No man can be witty when he wants
to.anny more than he ken be hangry when
he wants to, it cometh to him as luv duz, he
ean't tell how nor whi.
Wit is wisdom at play, while humor te on
ly good rat ure on a frolic.
Wit is like great strength, a dangerous one
There is nettling that seems tew sute a wo
man's harte so much as jewelry.
God save the pbools and don't let them
run out, for if it wan't for them wise tnen
couldn't git a liven.
Some people's branes are lokated in their
heads.
We are told that there wasn't ennything
made in vain, but I have thought that all the
time spent in manufackturing. stiiped snails
and muskeeters was wasted.
If thare was nuthing but truth in this
world,a phool wud stan just as good a chance
as a wi6e man.
True politeness consists in bein ery anx
ua about nothing.
Robbers come just like rain, they fall on
the just and unjust.
If a man is as wize as a sarpenfc, he can af
ford to be harraleß as a dove.
The best place to worship Ilod—is out
doors.
We are apt to hait them who wont take
our advise, and dispise them who do.
It is dredtul esy tu be a phool—a man can
can be one and not kno it.
Eltgant lezzure—chawing plug terbackcr,
and 6pittiog in a dorg's eye.
Real happiness don't consist so much in
what a man don't have az it duz in what he
don't want.
Fear is the fust lesson larn't and the last
one forgotten.
Nobody but a phool git bit twise by tho
same dorg.
A pet lam alvvus makes across ram.
Epitaffs are like circuss bills, there i* more
in the bills than is ever performed.
Tew bea helthy—eat onions and go naked
OUR ARISTOCKACY.—A man says a codfi-h
aristocrat is one of those men who can pin a
dried herring to bis coat tail and imagine
himself to be a whale.
- ■
He that scoffs at the crooked had
need go very upright himself.
A young man by the name of Roe, while
con>ersDg with a marriageable young lady,
inquired of her what class of men was must
preferable to her in case she wanted to con
nubalize. She hesitated a moment, and loi-k
ing him in the face, replied, "that of ahe
Roe," (hero).
■ ■ ■ ■ ■.► ■'
C2T All bachelors are not entirely lost
to refinement ot sentiment, for the following
toast was lately given by uiie of them at a
public dinuer. "The ladies—sweet briars in
the garden of life."
MRS. PARTINGTON IN TR >UBLE.— "Perhaps
you did'nt know J.aHc's gone 10 the content
ed field ;he was grafted last fall into one of
the wings of the army, I suppose the flyug
artillery. 1 wrote to Mr. Stanton, telling
him not to put Isaac wheie he couid get shot
as he wasn't used to it. I know what influ
ence you must have with the President, and
I write this to you tc get I*aac on a furlong,
so that he can get his mended pantaloons, for
he writes me, two of their "parrots burst
their breeches," and I think what an awful
thing it|Wou'd be if Isaac was a parrot
When Ike used to siig "I want to be an an
gel," I did not think he would go soon be
with "swamp angels" down iu Charleston
He says the war will be over soon, and he
will come back into Victora. 1 am sure
wish it was over now. or had'ut commenced
yet.
' -
"Parents," said a solemn lecturer, "you
hvre children , or, if you have not, yonr
daughters may have."
Never refuse to pay the printet when you
haT read his paper for a year or more. A
man who does this, is mean enough to steal
rotten acorns from a blind pig. *
A doting mother of a waggish boy having
bottled a lot of nice preserve-, labelled them.
"Put up by Mrs. D . Johnny, having
discovered the goodies, soon ate the contents
of one bottle, and wrote on the label, "Put
down by Johnny D /' v
"Brick" Pomeroy says there is an editor i n
••a Cros*e who has kissed so much sweetness
from the lips of the girls, that he U assessed
M crushed sugar, on account of the sweetness
be has gathered, and the squeezing he has
endured.
Women who have been married a good
deal during the war . re giving , he
office trouble by claiming pensions for two
or three husbands apiece.
A clergyman in the
Oil Region ..we child in the road stum
bling and falling. He kindly picked her U p
J P °° r deM ' * r# ynu h,,rt
•he cnedjout, "I aaitD > t
yesterday !" irucK lie
it Tll " e bul one r " 1 ' i" life which
. I, ... ü bjtto „„ diMpptiintm.it,,
re e t lat perseveres makes every diffi
' ty an and every contest a
or 7 i end tha U the pursuit f virtue. i
.'J v I
PR, E.L ) LACK.4W,R.R.
Running Time of Passenger Trains, Jan
2d. I 864
* UBTWA *- J MOVE SOUTHWARD
Accom- Passen . I Fasten- Accom- I
moda- ger. I B er - moda- |
tion. • j tloo, |
P. N. P. M. lA. M. P. M, |
STATICS
" 200 6,40 Great Bend 7.40 2,20
U5 6,21 New Milford 7.59 2,45
1.00 6,00 Montrose 8,20 3.15
12,25 5.38 Hopbottom 8,4 4 3,50
11,50 5,16 Nieholson 9,00 4,25
11,20 4.56 Factoryvilte 9,24 515
10 "5 4,40 Abington 9.40 5'40
10 40 4,32 Clark' Summit 9,48 6,00
10,10 4.10 SCRANTON 10,20 6.30
A. M 3,42 Greenville 10,40 P M
T? 3,29 Dunning 10.52 ;
*%>"■ 3.17 Moscow 11,02 I
_ .... 254 Gouldsboro 11,26 M '
!ca 240 Tohvbanaa 11.40 —*K
< 2.20 Forks 11;5 ••••>
202 Oakland 12.17 •• •• !
•••• 1.46 Henryville • 12.33 •• •• 5 {
q•• •• 1,35 Spragueville 12.43 •• •• j
< •••• 1,24 Stroudsburg 12.54 •* •• 5* |
M •••• 1,03 Water Gap 1,08 ••••3:
05 •••• 12,47 Mount Bethel 1.24 ••••>;
Jtjß**" 12,35 Delaware 1.50 ••••2'
•••• 12,10 *Alanunka Chunk-- 1.55 •••• j
•••• 12 02 Bridgeville 2,'4 j
• ••• 11,51 Ox'oril 2,15
• ••* 11.39 Washington 2.28 ••••
• ••• 11,20 New Hampton 2,45 • •••
.... A- M. *Change for Phi I. • - PM. ••••
Passenger Ti alii Northward
Leaves New H.tmpfon on the orrival of the Mai
Train which leaves NEW YORK at 8.10 A. M., and
MANUNKA CHUNK on the arrival of the Train
which leaves PHILADELPHIA. (Kensington De
pot) at 715 A. M. At SCRANTON this Train
makes close connections with trains on the LACK*
AW ANN A & BTOOMSBIRG and DELAWARE A
HUDSON Railroads, and at Great Bend with the
Mail Train on the Erie Railway going West.
Tne Passenger Train Southward
Leaves Great Bend alter the arrival of the Cincir-
Express from the West, conneetiug at Scr.tvk
with Trains on the Luckawinnx aa 1 Ulootn<bu
and Delaware and llu Is >u Railroads; at M.tnun
Cnu*ik with the train for Philadelphia, and s
New Hampton with Trains for jVew York, the L
high Valley, Harrisburg, Ac. Passengers by th
Train arrive in New York at 5.50, in Philadelpei
at 6,30, and in Harrisburg at 8 20 P M.
The Accommodation Train
Northward, connects at Great Bend with the Day
Express going West, by which passengers arrive a
Ithaca and Syracuse the same day. *
Southward, leaves Great Bend after the arrival o
the New Yotk Express going East.
g3f" All Passenger Trains on the Erie Railway
stop at Great Bend.
WATTS COOKE, Supt.
R A. lIENRY, Gen. Tkt. Agei-t.
THE SUBSCRIBER lIAS HAD IN SUCCESSFUL
operation, for several years, a
IBSSES Y,
AT TOWA3NTDA;
where all of the most approved and rare kinds of
FRUIT &- ORNAMENTAL TREES.
Can be obtained.
Being conv.nc 1 from experienee that his Trees
and Plants will (ive far better satisfaction to the
Fruit-growers 01 Wyoming County than any grown
in other localities, he confidently solicitstheir patron
age-
He will make annual visits either in person or by
his agents to most of the townships of Wyoming Co ,
and asks only that his sjwjcimens may be examined
and his method of dealing be tested.
Al! orders by letter orotherwise, for Trees, vines or
1 nfs will be promptly atteuded to.
oHI-lv ' D HARK INS
EYE AM) EAR WEIMAR Y.
On the Square, Th ee Doors l'ri.m Steele's Hotel,)
WII.K SItAHHII, PA.
THIS INSTITUTION is now Opened and fur
nished in the most <-otlv style. R-cptiun,
Private and Oper ting Rooms arc large, c-nvenient
:nd well adopted Tim Stirgi a! apirtinent contains
the finest collection oi instruments in the country,
nd thus his faculties will enable him to meet any
and all emergencies in practice lie will operate
rpon all the various forms ot BLINDNESS. Cata
ract, Oeelimn of thre Puj.il, f ross Lv s Closure of
he Tear Ducta, Inversion of the Eyelids Pterygium
to. Ac. And wiit treat t.li tonns of Sor s, Eye
iraeul-d Lids. o|'.tceties -• r the Cornea, and Jcrof
ilous tlisettsesof the Ete togetner with ail the dis
jases to whi'-b the Eye is subject.
DEAFNESS- Will treat all the diseases common
o the organ Discharges from the Etr, Noises in
the Ear, Catairh, difficulty ot hearing, total Deaf
' aess even whore the Drum is destroyed. Wiil in
>ert an artificial one answering nearly all the pui -
raises of the natural.
DISEASES OF THE THROAT.—AII diseases
<Ginnion to the Throat and Nue will be treated.
GENERAL SURGERY.—He will operate upon
Clubfeet, Hair Lip, Cleti Pallate, Tumors, Cancers,
Enlarged Tencils, Ac. Plastic operations by heal
ing new fiesb into deformed parts and general Sur
ijerv of whatever charae or it may present.
HERNIA (or KUPEURE) —He will perfrcm "La
bias operation for the radical (compi tc) cure of
Hernia. this is unquestionably a perfect cure, and
is done with little or no pain. Out of many hun
dred operated upon in Boston there has l>.en no
failures, it having met the perfect approbation of
all who have submitted to it.
ARTIFICIAL EYES—WiII insert artificial Eyes
giving them the motion aim expresmn of the natur
al They are inserted with the least pain,
lIEDORRHOLDL, (Pies) -This troublesome dis
ease is readily cured, Those suffering from it will
do well to call.
Dr Up Do Graff visits Wilkos-Barre with a view
of building up a p rmanent Institute for treat
ment of the Eye, Ear and General Burgerj® The
experience of more than a quarter of a century in
Hospital and general practice, ho hopes, will be a
fficientgunrantee to those who may be disposed
Ift him
IM !■ (1(4
Sewing Machines
FINKL E & LYON'
NEW PATENT ROTARY FEED
Sewing Mac kin cs
facts demonstrate that these Ma
chinea'coniprise the HIGHEST IMPROVEMENTS IN THE
SEWING MACHINE ART. viz
1. Each MACHINE isguirantoel to give better satis
laction than any othsr Sewinfi Machine in Market
or money rflTunded.
2. They have taken many of the HIGHEST PREMIUMS
at the most important EXHIBITION'S and FAIRS
ever held in the Unitee States.
3. Thev make the LOCK STITCH alike on both sides—
thus s wing more than hlf the thread and silk
used in th raveling ridge seams oftbe loop-stitch
and single thread Sewing Machines.
4. They are adapted to thu widest range of heav
and light sr wing.
5. They have no rattling wires, or delicate et
achment tc keep in repair.
6.tThey require no apart to clean or oil any
no • Les-ons" to set regula taniion
operete Machine, •
Please call and examine and demonstrate or
nguraelf, or send i.r CIRCULAR with samples of sew
jo.
FISKLE & LYON M* S. CO
No. 538 BROAD JFAY NEWYORK
Editor of Democrat
DEAR SIR With rour permissmn I wish to
say to the readers of yonr paper that I will send, hv
return mail, to all who wish it (free) a Recipe, with
full directions for making and using a simple Vega
table Balm that w'll effectually remove, in ten days
Pntuples. Blotches, Tan. Freckles, and all Itnpuri
and°BeauUfui°' th ® **** B ° ft C,oar ' Sm ° otb
11 „J wll ' a,8 ° ™> l free to those having Bald
■ '* simple directions and info
mation tha will enable them to start a full growth
cr-s:pixiT
THOS, F. UHAPMAN.Chemist
t4.a29.3a 831 York
IB SIIGEI SHIIt 1111118.
Oi,r LETTER A. FAMILY SEWING MACHINE
s fast gaining a world-wide reputation. It is be
yond doubt the be3tand cheapest and most beautiful
of all Family Sewing Machines yet offered to the
public. No other Family Sewing Machine has so
many useful appliances for Hemming. Binding, Fell
ing, Tucking, Gathering, Guaging, Bi aiding, Em
broidering, Cording, and so forth. No other Family
Sewing Machine has so much capacity for a great
variety of work It will aetv all kinds of cloth,
and with all kinds of thread. Great and recent im
provements make our Family Sewing Machine most
reliable, and most durable, and most certain in ac
tion at all rates of speed. It makes the interlocked
stitch, which is the best stitch known. Any one, ev
en of the most ordinary capacity, can see, at a glance,
how to use the letter A. Family Sewing Machine
Our Faiii"'* Machines are finished in chaste
and exquisite style.
The turning Case of the Family Machine is a
piece of cunning workmanship of the most useful
kind. It protects the machine when not in use, and
when abcut to be operated may be opened as a spa
cious and substantial table to sustain the work.—
While some of the Cases, made out of the choicest
woods, are finished in the situ).lest and chastest man
ner possible, others are adorned and embelished in
the most costly and superb manners.
It is absolutely necessary to see the Family Ma
chine in operation, so as to judge of its great capaci
ty and beauty.
It is fast bee tning as popular for family sewing
as our manufacturing machines are for manufactur
ing purposes
The Branch Offices are well supplied with sitk.
twist, thread, needles, oil, Ac., of the very bestqual
' y.
Send for • PAMPHLET.
1 THE SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY.
453 Broadway, New York,
plf*Philadelphia Office, 810 Chestnut St.
j | Agt'e in Tunkliannock.
—AND—
Tin Shop.
THE subscriber has just received at his shop, over
llankiuscn's Store, in
MESHOP?EN PA.,
! and will constantly k< ep on hand all the latest
|IMPOVED COOKIKG STOVES'
Among which are the " CALORIC," MINER and
' "UNION" patterns, with PARLOR STOVES and
| Heaters of every description, which he offers for
JPcty
at prices th it will defy competition
llis stoves are bought direct!v of the Manufactur
ers at ALBANY, WJLKI SBARRE. PROVIDENCE
and SCRANTON. lie is therefore enabled to sell
hem at a small advance ou the original cost
TIN, SHEET-IRON,
—AND-
Copper Ware.
all kinds on hand anl made to order Also
nr, Vt AC UK EOXS, AN D SI,EI G lI
SIIOES FOR SALE.
The popular Cookin Stove,
For es t Q lie cn,
Elevated oven) is now for the first, offered at
820 for 8 inch, §25 for 9 >neh,
; REPAIRING AND JOSBINS
i neatly and promptly done.
lIENRY STANSBURY.
Meshoppen, Dec 1 ?th. 1682—v2n191y.
HARDWARE & J RON*
HUNT BRC'S & BLAIR
NOW OFFER FOR SaLE
/RON, STEEL, NAILS AND SPIKES MINE
RAIL, RAILROAD SPIKES, ANVILS,
BELLOWS. PLAIN & CONVEX
IIOR.-E-SIIOES. HAM
MERED lIORSE
NAILS.
WROUGHT IRON,
BUILD RS' HARD TARE.
CARPEN
TEKS' TOOLS,
(ALL WARRANTED,)
HUBS, SPOKES, FELLOES, SEAT
SPIN DL! S, C ARKI AG ES PR INGS, AXL fiS.
PIPE BOXES, SPRING STEEL,
BOTTS, NUTS, WASH
ERS BELTING,
PACKING,
GR!ND STONES;
PLASTER
PARIS, CEMENT,
lIAIR, SHOVELS, WHITE LEAD
FRENCH WINDOW
GLASS, Ac., Ac.,
ALSO SASII,
POOR* AND BLINDS
ON HAND fN ASSORTMENT
AND MANUFACTURED 10 ORDER
LEATIIEE 11 AND FINDINGS
F AI/fBAK'R SCALES.
rr.ntnn. March 26, 18b3. vln33—
Manhood : how lost, how restored.
Just published, a new edition of Dr. Culver
well's Celebrated Essay ~n the radictl curt,
( (without medicine) nt SPERMATORRHEA, or seminal
Weakness, Involuntary Seminal Losses. JMIMTENCV.
Mental anl Physical Incapacity, Impediments to
Marriage, etc ; also, CONSUMPTION, EPILEPSY, and
I ITS. induced by eelf-indulgence or sexual extrava
gance.
VW Price, in a sealed envelope, onlv 6 cents.
The celebrated author in this admirable essay
clearly emonstrales from a thirty years' successful
practice, that the alarming consequences of self
abuse may be radically cured without the danger
ous use of internal medicine or the application of the
knife^ —pointing out a mode of cure at once simple,
certain and effectual, by means of which every suf
ferer, no matter oat bis condition may be, may
care himself cheaply, privately, and radically.
t if This Lecture should be in the bands of every
youth and every man in the land.
Sent, under seal, in a plain envelope, to any ad
dress, post paid, on receipt of six cents, or two post
stamps. Address the publishers,
lft . CHAS. J. C. KLINE A CO.
1 . " nwer s' Ne W York, Post Office box 4,586
▼4-22-Iy.
GOLD PENH
FOB THE MILLION t
Peua to Suit the Hand, and Prices to Salt
the Pocket.
The Best Gold Pens in the World I
On receipt of the following sums, we will send, by
mail, or as directed, a Oola Pen or Pens, selecting
the same according to the description, namely.
Gold Pens, in Silver Plated Exten
sion Cases, with Pencils.
For 81 No 2 pen ; far 81.25. No. 3 pen; for 1.50,
No. 4 pen ; for 83 No. 5 pen ; for 82,25 No. 6 pen
These pens are stimped THE IMPERTAL PEN,
and are well finished an.l fine writing GOLD PENS,
with good ariduin points, although they are unwar
ranted and cannot he exchanged.
WARRANTED GOL I) PENS
Our name (AMERICAN GOLD PEN CO. N Y.,) is
stamped on all our first quality Pens, and the points
are warranted for six monts; except against acci
dent. Our second quality Pens, are scamped THE
NATIONAL PEN, With the initials of our dim (A.
G, P Co ,) and are carefully made, having the
same points as our first quality Pens, the only great
difference being in the quality of the Gold.
Gold Pens' Ist and 2d quality in
Solid feilver Extension Cases
with Pencile.
For 82,00 a No. 1 pen Ist quality, or a No. 2 pen
2d quality.
For 82 25 a No. 2 pen Ist quality, or a No-3 pen
2d quality
For 82 25 a No. 3 pen Ist quality, or a No 4 pen
2d quality.
F >r 83 50 a AO 4 pen Ist quality, or a No. 5 pen
2d quality.
1 or 84 50 a No. 5 pen Ist quality' or a No. G pen
2d vuality.
For $5 50 a No. 6 pen Ist quality
The same Gold Pens, in Solid Silver
Gold-Plated Ebony Desk Hold
ers and Mor ceo Cases.
For S2 25 a No. 3 pen Ist quality, or a No. 4 pen
2d quality.
For 81 50 a No 4 pen lst-quaiity, or a No. 5 pen
2d quality.
For 83 20 a No 5 pen 'st quality, or a No 6 pen
2J quality
lor 84 00 a No. 6 pen Ist quality. For 85 58 a
N< 7 pen For 86 75 a No. 8 pin. For 81--
00 a No. 12 pen ; all first quality.
Ottr pens rank throughout the country as equal if
not superior to any Gold pens macufactu/ed. Not
only for their writing quilitics but durability und
elegant finish. The greatest care is used in their
manufacture, and none are sold with the slightest
imperfection which skill can detect.
Parties in ordering must specify the name, num
ber and quality in all instances and whether stiff
or limber, course or fine
TO CLUBS.
A discount of 12 per cent, will be allowed oil
sums of 815, if sent o one address, at one time ;
15 per cent, on 825 ; 20 por cent. or. S4Q.
All remittanoes by mail, REGISTERED, are at ur
isk - To all who enclose 20 cents extra for regis
ering, wc guarantee the safe delivery of the goods.
Circulars of ail our new styles, with Engravings
f exact sizes, and prices, sent upon receipt of stamp
f desired. Pen repointed for 50 cents by mail.
Stationers and Jewelers are requested to corres
pond with us aswe can offer them great induce
ments
Address.
AMERICAN GOLD PEN CO..
A4-n26-3mos No 200 Broadway, N.Y
GREAT SALXjB,
OF
WATCHES & JEW ELRY,
S 1,000,000. WORTH !
To be tlisp <red of al ONE DOLLAR each, Kith
out vegwd to culut, not to be paid jor
until you kaow what you are (0
1 eceice.
BY A, H. RUWLX & NO.,
(Agents for the Manufacturers.)
No 30 Beekinau Street, New-York,
•
Read the following list of Articles to be sold
fir ON E DOLLAR
100 Gold Hunting-Case Watches •• -each 5125 00
100 " Watches, various styles- •• ■ " 7500
100 " Ladies' Gul l Watches " 50 0C
500 Silver Wat .dies. each 820 00 to 35 00
6,000 Latest style vest A neck
< h dns ' 5 00 to 20 00
5,500 Gent's Caliiornia diamond
pins- " 500t020 00
4,000 C:if'rnii iiainond eardr >ps " 6 00 to 10 00
3,000 Miniature Pievolving fins.. " 5 00 to 13 00
2.000 California Diamond ami
enamelled Gent's scarf pins
new styles *' 5 00 lo 10 00
2 000 Masonic and Emblem pins-. " 3 00 'o 10 00
2.500 Geld Baud Bracelets engraved " 3 00 to 20 00
3 000 Jet and Mosaip Brooches-..." 3 00 to 10 00
2.000 Cameo Bronchos " 5P0t020 00
3.1'00 Coral Ear-Drops " 400 to 600
2.000 Ladies' Watch Chains. " 800to15 00
6 000 Gent's Pins.a splendid nsort't" 200to10 00
4,000 Solitaire leeve Buttons-•• • " 300in10 00
£,OOO Studs and Sleeve Buttons, in
sets, " 300 to 10 00
5,0C0 Sleeve Buttons, plain. A en
graved •' 200 to 800
10.000 plain and engraved Rings•• 2 50 to 10 00
8,000 Lockets, richly engraved- ••• " 200 to 10 00
15,000 sets L "dies' jewelry, new and
latest styles " 600t012 00
5.00 Handsome Seal Rings " 300 to SOO
2.000 Sets Bosoui Studs 2 50 to 6 00
I.OuO Gold Pens and Gold olders " 15 CO to 25 00
2,000 Sets Jet and Gold Pirs ami
Ear Drops, latest styles, very
rid " 600 to 10 00
2 OCO Gold Thimbles. Pencils. Ac-- " 400 to 600
10 000 Gold Pe> s, and silver eases-- "500 to 300
10,000 " " Ebony holders-• ' 400ts 5 00'
This entire list of beavtiful anil valuable goods
will be sold for ONE DOLLAR each. Cer ificates of
all the above articles will be placed in envelopes,
and sealed. These envelopes are sent by miii'. as
ordereJ, without regard to ehoi e. On the receipt
of the certificate y. u will see what you are to have,
and then it is at your option to send tho Dollar and
tako ths article, -r not.
live certificates can be ordered for 81 ; eleven for
82 ; thirty f'r 85 ; sixty five for 810 ; aud one hun
dred tor 815. We will send a single CerMfi a'e on
the receipt of 25 cents for one certificate anl our cir
cular with terms.
A. H. ROWEN &CO.,
36 Bcekman Streti, X. Y. Box 4270,
v4-c4l fi no..'
WHEELER & WILSON'S
HIGHEST PREMIUM
Sewing-Machines.
The Cheapest and Best.
OVER 150,000 OF THESE WELL-ESTABLISHED
SEWING-MACHINES HAVE BEEN SOLD.
B®*SXND FOB, CIRCULAR, LADIXS' ALMANAC, AC.
AGENTS WANTED.
t Address WHEELER & WILSON
Seicing-Machine Co.
704 Street, Philadelphia.
A Card to Invalids.
A Clergyman, while residing in South A roe ica
as a missionary, discovered a safe and simple reme
dvforthe Cure of Nervous Weakness, E-rly Decay,
Diseases of the Urinary and Seminal Organs, and
the whole train of disorders brought on by baneful
au 1 vicious hibits. Great numbers hive been al
ready cured by this noble remedy. Prompted by a
desire to benefit the afßicted and unfortunate, I will
send the recipe for preparing and using this medicino
in ase tied envelope, to any one who Reeds it. Free
of Charge;
Please inclose a post-paid envelobe. addressed to
yourself.
ADPRBSS.
JOSEPH T. INMAN,
STATW* J>. BJBL HOUSE,
New York City
-3XT E W
CABINET
AND
C HA I R
The subscriber has just opened a new Furniture
Cabinet and Chair Manufactory in TunkbaDnock,
next door to C. M. Koon's grocery store— where are
kept on hand ami manufactured to order:
TABLES of all sizes, patterns, and styles.
CHATRS Cane-seat, Flag-bottom, and common.
BUREAUS ot all styles, sizes, and prices.
BEDSTEADS, Cottage and common.
CENTRE TABLES, WORK STANDS, BOOK
CASES, and indeed every thing which can be found
in the largest furniture establishments intheeountry,
which he wilt sell at prices as low as they can be
bought in any town outside of the cities. Being sat
isfied that he can compete, both in workmanship and
prices with any establishment in the country, he so
licits the public patronage.
REPAIRING of all kinds done in a neat, substan
tial and workmanlike manner.
N. B.—Old cane-seat chairs, new-seated and rc
paired.
UNDERTAKING.—II iving Hearse of his owa
and having had much experience, ho will atten I
this department of the busine-s on short uotiee aad
in a satisfactory manner.
ABRAHAM lIAAS.
Julv 16, 1862.—v1n491y
CROCKERY!!!
A Large Stock just Opened
AT
T. L. ROSS GO'S.,
TV ALL PAPER.
WALL PATER.
WALL PAPER.
WINDOW SHADES.
WINDOW SHAD ES.
WINDOW SHADES.
OF ALL STYLES.
CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS
CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS.
FIXTURES ANI) ROLLERS, COMPLETE
FIXTURES AND ROLLERS COMPLETE
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS.
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS
EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS.
ALSO
A Large Stock of White Goods:
SWISS MILS
DOTTED SWISS MUSLIN.
BRILLIANTS,
JACONETS,
LACES,
BALMORAL SKIRTS,
SPRING SKIRTS.
' GLOVES,
REAL AL EXAMDKE'B KID
And a Large Stock of
YANKEE NOTIONS.
Iron,
ails,
White-Lead,
Z'nc, Linseed Oil,
Glass, Putty, Door-Locks*
and a genera assortment of
BUI. t ERSH A RDWBARE.
Fish, of all kinds.
Cash. Paid.
for all kinds of Grain.
Tunkliannock, March, 9th 1864.
TO PROFESSORS OF*MUSIC AMATEURS, AND
TIIE MUSICAL PUBLIC GENERALLY,
I\ A. WONDEKMANM
FOREIGN A AMERICAN MUSIC WAREHOUSE, 824 BROAD
WAV,
Having on hand the largest-stock of Foreign Music
in New York,which he imports from Europe express
ly to meet the taste and requiremet ts of the Ameri
can lovers of Music. respectfully calls attention to
the fact that lie is now supp ying Music o* Every
Style at a Reduction of TWENTY-FIVE to FIFTY per
cent, less than any other house in the United States.
Private Families can be supplied (post free ) by
forwarding the cash to the above address Should:
the amount of cr.s'i be forwarded exceed the cost c
the Music, the balance will be promptly returned tr.
postage currency
DKALEBS and Professors should not neglect this
opportunity ; tbev will be liberally dealt with.
N B Any and every piece of Music (vocal or
instrumental) published in Europe and America
will be supplied to order, if accompanied by the
cash,
Remember the Address,
P. A. W UNDER MANN
Foreign and American Music Warehouse,
824 Broadway, New York,
T"S6HOBS"
—AGAINST—
FIRE ! FIRE ! I FIRE 1 ! !
Taken nt this office, un all kinds of Town and
Country property, at the MOST REASONABLE TERMS,
and fur any time, from TIIREiS MONTHS TO
FIVE YEAR^—either
W ITH or WITHOUT PREMIUM NOTES
Is the company reliablo 7 Will it promptly pay
its honest losses ? are the important inquiries with
all insurers. We answer :
THE LYCOMING CO. INSURANCE COMPANY
HAS BEEN IN SUCCESSFUL OPERATION
FORTWENTY-THREE YEARS.—ITII AS
A WELL SECURED CAPIATL OF
OVER 82,400,00 IT PAYS FROM
860. TO 8125.000 LOSSES
A NNUALLY
ALL
LOSSES
ARE PROMPTLY
ADJUSTED AND PAID:
EACH INSURER IS FURNISHED
WITH AN AUTHENTICATED ANNU-
M'AL STATEMENT OF EXPENDITURES
AND OPERATIONS OF THE COMPA
NY THE COMPANY IS CONDUCTED ON
JUS* AND EQUITABLE PRINCIPLES.
THE CHARTER IS PERPETUAL.
References non. Wm. M. Piatt, Hon. A K
Peckham, Henry Stark and Samuel Stark K'
HARMSIAAB*. 1
mm it mm
CELEBRATED ELASTIC STITCH
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yea
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