IpswUaittims, JOSH BILLINGS ON WIT I Tu ask trie to describe wit ! I can't dew it well. JLt.haint got any pedigree, it iz like the witft, :VMoweth when and where it liat etta. No man can be witty when he wants to.anny more than he ken be hangry when he wants to, it cometh to him as luv duz, he ean't tell how nor whi. Wit is wisdom at play, while humor te on ly good rat ure on a frolic. Wit is like great strength, a dangerous one There is nettling that seems tew sute a wo man's harte so much as jewelry. God save the pbools and don't let them run out, for if it wan't for them wise tnen couldn't git a liven. Some people's branes are lokated in their heads. We are told that there wasn't ennything made in vain, but I have thought that all the time spent in manufackturing. stiiped snails and muskeeters was wasted. If thare was nuthing but truth in this world,a phool wud stan just as good a chance as a wi6e man. True politeness consists in bein ery anx ua about nothing. Robbers come just like rain, they fall on the just and unjust. If a man is as wize as a sarpenfc, he can af ford to be harraleß as a dove. The best place to worship Ilod—is out doors. We are apt to hait them who wont take our advise, and dispise them who do. It is dredtul esy tu be a phool—a man can can be one and not kno it. Eltgant lezzure—chawing plug terbackcr, and 6pittiog in a dorg's eye. Real happiness don't consist so much in what a man don't have az it duz in what he don't want. Fear is the fust lesson larn't and the last one forgotten. Nobody but a phool git bit twise by tho same dorg. A pet lam alvvus makes across ram. Epitaffs are like circuss bills, there i* more in the bills than is ever performed. Tew bea helthy—eat onions and go naked OUR ARISTOCKACY.—A man says a codfi-h aristocrat is one of those men who can pin a dried herring to bis coat tail and imagine himself to be a whale. - ■ He that scoffs at the crooked had need go very upright himself. A young man by the name of Roe, while con>ersDg with a marriageable young lady, inquired of her what class of men was must preferable to her in case she wanted to con nubalize. She hesitated a moment, and loi-k ing him in the face, replied, "that of ahe Roe," (hero). ■ ■ ■ ■ ■.► ■' C2T All bachelors are not entirely lost to refinement ot sentiment, for the following toast was lately given by uiie of them at a public dinuer. "The ladies—sweet briars in the garden of life." MRS. PARTINGTON IN TR >UBLE.— "Perhaps you did'nt know J.aHc's gone 10 the content ed field ;he was grafted last fall into one of the wings of the army, I suppose the flyug artillery. 1 wrote to Mr. Stanton, telling him not to put Isaac wheie he couid get shot as he wasn't used to it. I know what influ ence you must have with the President, and I write this to you tc get I*aac on a furlong, so that he can get his mended pantaloons, for he writes me, two of their "parrots burst their breeches," and I think what an awful thing it|Wou'd be if Isaac was a parrot When Ike used to siig "I want to be an an gel," I did not think he would go soon be with "swamp angels" down iu Charleston He says the war will be over soon, and he will come back into Victora. 1 am sure wish it was over now. or had'ut commenced yet. ' - "Parents," said a solemn lecturer, "you hvre children , or, if you have not, yonr daughters may have." Never refuse to pay the printet when you haT read his paper for a year or more. A man who does this, is mean enough to steal rotten acorns from a blind pig. * A doting mother of a waggish boy having bottled a lot of nice preserve-, labelled them. "Put up by Mrs. D . Johnny, having discovered the goodies, soon ate the contents of one bottle, and wrote on the label, "Put down by Johnny D /' v "Brick" Pomeroy says there is an editor i n ••a Cros*e who has kissed so much sweetness from the lips of the girls, that he U assessed M crushed sugar, on account of the sweetness be has gathered, and the squeezing he has endured. Women who have been married a good deal during the war . re giving , he office trouble by claiming pensions for two or three husbands apiece. A clergyman in the Oil Region ..we child in the road stum bling and falling. He kindly picked her U p J P °° r deM ' * r# ynu h,,rt •he cnedjout, "I aaitD > t yesterday !" irucK lie it Tll " e bul one r " 1 ' i" life which . I, ... ü bjtto „„ diMpptiintm.it,, re e t lat perseveres makes every diffi ' ty an and every contest a or 7 i end tha U the pursuit f virtue. i .'J v I PR, E.L ) LACK.4W,R.R. Running Time of Passenger Trains, Jan 2d. I 864 * UBTWA *- J MOVE SOUTHWARD Accom- Passen . I Fasten- Accom- I moda- ger. I B er - moda- | tion. • j tloo, | P. N. P. M. lA. M. P. M, | STATICS " 200 6,40 Great Bend 7.40 2,20 U5 6,21 New Milford 7.59 2,45 1.00 6,00 Montrose 8,20 3.15 12,25 5.38 Hopbottom 8,4 4 3,50 11,50 5,16 Nieholson 9,00 4,25 11,20 4.56 Factoryvilte 9,24 515 10 "5 4,40 Abington 9.40 5'40 10 40 4,32 Clark' Summit 9,48 6,00 10,10 4.10 SCRANTON 10,20 6.30 A. M 3,42 Greenville 10,40 P M T? 3,29 Dunning 10.52 ; *%>"■ 3.17 Moscow 11,02 I _ .... 254 Gouldsboro 11,26 M ' !ca 240 Tohvbanaa 11.40 —*K < 2.20 Forks 11;5 ••••> 202 Oakland 12.17 •• •• ! •••• 1.46 Henryville • 12.33 •• •• 5 { q•• •• 1,35 Spragueville 12.43 •• •• j < •••• 1,24 Stroudsburg 12.54 •* •• 5* | M •••• 1,03 Water Gap 1,08 ••••3: 05 •••• 12,47 Mount Bethel 1.24 ••••>; Jtjß**" 12,35 Delaware 1.50 ••••2' •••• 12,10 *Alanunka Chunk-- 1.55 •••• j •••• 12 02 Bridgeville 2,'4 j • ••• 11,51 Ox'oril 2,15 • ••* 11.39 Washington 2.28 •••• • ••• 11,20 New Hampton 2,45 • ••• .... A- M. *Change for Phi I. • - PM. •••• Passenger Ti alii Northward Leaves New H.tmpfon on the orrival of the Mai Train which leaves NEW YORK at 8.10 A. M., and MANUNKA CHUNK on the arrival of the Train which leaves PHILADELPHIA. (Kensington De pot) at 715 A. M. At SCRANTON this Train makes close connections with trains on the LACK* AW ANN A & BTOOMSBIRG and DELAWARE A HUDSON Railroads, and at Great Bend with the Mail Train on the Erie Railway going West. Tne Passenger Train Southward Leaves Great Bend alter the arrival of the Cincir- Express from the West, conneetiug at Scr.tvk with Trains on the Luckawinnx aa 1 Ulootnu Railroads; at M.tnun Cnu*ik with the train for Philadelphia, and s New Hampton with Trains for jVew York, the L high Valley, Harrisburg, Ac. Passengers by th Train arrive in New York at 5.50, in Philadelpei at 6,30, and in Harrisburg at 8 20 P M. The Accommodation Train Northward, connects at Great Bend with the Day Express going West, by which passengers arrive a Ithaca and Syracuse the same day. * Southward, leaves Great Bend after the arrival o the New Yotk Express going East. g3f" All Passenger Trains on the Erie Railway stop at Great Bend. WATTS COOKE, Supt. R A. lIENRY, Gen. Tkt. Agei-t. THE SUBSCRIBER lIAS HAD IN SUCCESSFUL operation, for several years, a IBSSES Y, AT TOWA3NTDA; where all of the most approved and rare kinds of FRUIT &- ORNAMENTAL TREES. Can be obtained. Being conv.nc 1 from experienee that his Trees and Plants will (ive far better satisfaction to the Fruit-growers 01 Wyoming County than any grown in other localities, he confidently solicitstheir patron age- He will make annual visits either in person or by his agents to most of the townships of Wyoming Co , and asks only that his sjwjcimens may be examined and his method of dealing be tested. Al! orders by letter orotherwise, for Trees, vines or 1 nfs will be promptly atteuded to. oHI-lv ' D HARK INS EYE AM) EAR WEIMAR Y. On the Square, Th ee Doors l'ri.m Steele's Hotel,) WII.K SItAHHII, PA. THIS INSTITUTION is now Opened and fur nished in the most <-otlv style. R-cptiun, Private and Oper ting Rooms arc large, c-nvenient :nd well adopted Tim Stirgi a! apirtinent contains the finest collection oi instruments in the country, nd thus his faculties will enable him to meet any and all emergencies in practice lie will operate rpon all the various forms ot BLINDNESS. Cata ract, Oeelimn of thre Puj.il, f ross Lv s Closure of he Tear Ducta, Inversion of the Eyelids Pterygium to. Ac. And wiit treat t.li tonns of Sor s, Eye iraeul-d Lids. o|'.tceties -• r the Cornea, and Jcrof ilous tlisettsesof the Ete togetner with ail the dis jases to whi'-b the Eye is subject. DEAFNESS- Will treat all the diseases common o the organ Discharges from the Etr, Noises in the Ear, Catairh, difficulty ot hearing, total Deaf ' aess even whore the Drum is destroyed. Wiil in >ert an artificial one answering nearly all the pui - raises of the natural. DISEASES OF THE THROAT.—AII diseases .en no failures, it having met the perfect approbation of all who have submitted to it. ARTIFICIAL EYES—WiII insert artificial Eyes giving them the motion aim expresmn of the natur al They are inserted with the least pain, lIEDORRHOLDL, (Pies) -This troublesome dis ease is readily cured, Those suffering from it will do well to call. Dr Up Do Graff visits Wilkos-Barre with a view of building up a p rmanent Institute for treat ment of the Eye, Ear and General Burgerj® The experience of more than a quarter of a century in Hospital and general practice, ho hopes, will be a fficientgunrantee to those who may be disposed Ift him IM !■ (1(4 Sewing Machines FINKL E & LYON' NEW PATENT ROTARY FEED Sewing Mac kin cs facts demonstrate that these Ma chinea'coniprise the HIGHEST IMPROVEMENTS IN THE SEWING MACHINE ART. viz 1. Each MACHINE isguirantoel to give better satis laction than any othsr Sewinfi Machine in Market or money rflTunded. 2. They have taken many of the HIGHEST PREMIUMS at the most important EXHIBITION'S and FAIRS ever held in the Unitee States. 3. Thev make the LOCK STITCH alike on both sides— thus s wing more than hlf the thread and silk used in th raveling ridge seams oftbe loop-stitch and single thread Sewing Machines. 4. They are adapted to thu widest range of heav and light sr wing. 5. They have no rattling wires, or delicate et achment tc keep in repair. 6.tThey require no apart to clean or oil any no • Les-ons" to set regula taniion operete Machine, • Please call and examine and demonstrate or nguraelf, or send i.r CIRCULAR with samples of sew jo. FISKLE & LYON M* S. CO No. 538 BROAD JFAY NEWYORK Editor of Democrat DEAR SIR With rour permissmn I wish to say to the readers of yonr paper that I will send, hv return mail, to all who wish it (free) a Recipe, with full directions for making and using a simple Vega table Balm that w'll effectually remove, in ten days Pntuples. Blotches, Tan. Freckles, and all Itnpuri and°BeauUfui°' th ® **** B ° ft C,oar ' Sm ° otb 11 „J wll ' a,8 ° ™> l free to those having Bald ■ '* simple directions and info mation tha will enable them to start a full growth cr-s:pixiT THOS, F. UHAPMAN.Chemist t4.a29.3a 831 York IB SIIGEI SHIIt 1111118. Oi,r LETTER A. FAMILY SEWING MACHINE s fast gaining a world-wide reputation. It is be yond doubt the be3tand cheapest and most beautiful of all Family Sewing Machines yet offered to the public. No other Family Sewing Machine has so many useful appliances for Hemming. Binding, Fell ing, Tucking, Gathering, Guaging, Bi aiding, Em broidering, Cording, and so forth. No other Family Sewing Machine has so much capacity for a great variety of work It will aetv all kinds of cloth, and with all kinds of thread. Great and recent im provements make our Family Sewing Machine most reliable, and most durable, and most certain in ac tion at all rates of speed. It makes the interlocked stitch, which is the best stitch known. Any one, ev en of the most ordinary capacity, can see, at a glance, how to use the letter A. Family Sewing Machine Our Faiii"'* Machines are finished in chaste and exquisite style. The turning Case of the Family Machine is a piece of cunning workmanship of the most useful kind. It protects the machine when not in use, and when abcut to be operated may be opened as a spa cious and substantial table to sustain the work.— While some of the Cases, made out of the choicest woods, are finished in the situ).lest and chastest man ner possible, others are adorned and embelished in the most costly and superb manners. It is absolutely necessary to see the Family Ma chine in operation, so as to judge of its great capaci ty and beauty. It is fast bee tning as popular for family sewing as our manufacturing machines are for manufactur ing purposes The Branch Offices are well supplied with sitk. twist, thread, needles, oil, Ac., of the very bestqual ' y. Send for • PAMPHLET. 1 THE SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY. 453 Broadway, New York, plf*Philadelphia Office, 810 Chestnut St. j | Agt'e in Tunkliannock. —AND— Tin Shop. THE subscriber has just received at his shop, over llankiuscn's Store, in MESHOP?EN PA., ! and will constantly k< ep on hand all the latest |IMPOVED COOKIKG STOVES' Among which are the " CALORIC," MINER and ' "UNION" patterns, with PARLOR STOVES and | Heaters of every description, which he offers for JPcty at prices th it will defy competition llis stoves are bought direct!v of the Manufactur ers at ALBANY, WJLKI SBARRE. PROVIDENCE and SCRANTON. lie is therefore enabled to sell hem at a small advance ou the original cost TIN, SHEET-IRON, —AND- Copper Ware. all kinds on hand anl made to order Also nr, Vt AC UK EOXS, AN D SI,EI G lI SIIOES FOR SALE. The popular Cookin Stove, For es t Q lie cn, Elevated oven) is now for the first, offered at 820 for 8 inch, §25 for 9 >neh, ; REPAIRING AND JOSBINS i neatly and promptly done. lIENRY STANSBURY. Meshoppen, Dec 1 ?th. 1682—v2n191y. HARDWARE & J RON* HUNT BRC'S & BLAIR NOW OFFER FOR SaLE /RON, STEEL, NAILS AND SPIKES MINE RAIL, RAILROAD SPIKES, ANVILS, BELLOWS. PLAIN & CONVEX IIOR.-E-SIIOES. HAM MERED lIORSE NAILS. WROUGHT IRON, BUILD RS' HARD TARE. CARPEN TEKS' TOOLS, (ALL WARRANTED,) HUBS, SPOKES, FELLOES, SEAT SPIN DL! S, C ARKI AG ES PR INGS, AXL fiS. PIPE BOXES, SPRING STEEL, BOTTS, NUTS, WASH ERS BELTING, PACKING, GR!ND STONES; PLASTER PARIS, CEMENT, lIAIR, SHOVELS, WHITE LEAD FRENCH WINDOW GLASS, Ac., Ac., ALSO SASII, POOR* AND BLINDS ON HAND fN ASSORTMENT AND MANUFACTURED 10 ORDER LEATIIEE 11 AND FINDINGS F AI/fBAK'R SCALES. rr.ntnn. March 26, 18b3. vln33— Manhood : how lost, how restored. Just published, a new edition of Dr. Culver well's Celebrated Essay ~n the radictl curt, ( (without medicine) nt SPERMATORRHEA, or seminal Weakness, Involuntary Seminal Losses. JMIMTENCV. Mental anl Physical Incapacity, Impediments to Marriage, etc ; also, CONSUMPTION, EPILEPSY, and I ITS. induced by eelf-indulgence or sexual extrava gance. VW Price, in a sealed envelope, onlv 6 cents. The celebrated author in this admirable essay clearly emonstrales from a thirty years' successful practice, that the alarming consequences of self abuse may be radically cured without the danger ous use of internal medicine or the application of the knife^ —pointing out a mode of cure at once simple, certain and effectual, by means of which every suf ferer, no matter oat bis condition may be, may care himself cheaply, privately, and radically. t if This Lecture should be in the bands of every youth and every man in the land. Sent, under seal, in a plain envelope, to any ad dress, post paid, on receipt of six cents, or two post stamps. Address the publishers, lft . CHAS. J. C. KLINE A CO. 1 . " nwer s' Ne W York, Post Office box 4,586 ▼4-22-Iy. GOLD PENH FOB THE MILLION t Peua to Suit the Hand, and Prices to Salt the Pocket. The Best Gold Pens in the World I On receipt of the following sums, we will send, by mail, or as directed, a Oola Pen or Pens, selecting the same according to the description, namely. Gold Pens, in Silver Plated Exten sion Cases, with Pencils. For 81 No 2 pen ; far 81.25. No. 3 pen; for 1.50, No. 4 pen ; for 83 No. 5 pen ; for 82,25 No. 6 pen These pens are stimped THE IMPERTAL PEN, and are well finished an.l fine writing GOLD PENS, with good ariduin points, although they are unwar ranted and cannot he exchanged. WARRANTED GOL I) PENS Our name (AMERICAN GOLD PEN CO. N Y.,) is stamped on all our first quality Pens, and the points are warranted for six monts; except against acci dent. Our second quality Pens, are scamped THE NATIONAL PEN, With the initials of our dim (A. G, P Co ,) and are carefully made, having the same points as our first quality Pens, the only great difference being in the quality of the Gold. Gold Pens' Ist and 2d quality in Solid feilver Extension Cases with Pencile. For 82,00 a No. 1 pen Ist quality, or a No. 2 pen 2d quality. For 82 25 a No. 2 pen Ist quality, or a No-3 pen 2d quality For 82 25 a No. 3 pen Ist quality, or a No 4 pen 2d quality. F >r 83 50 a AO 4 pen Ist quality, or a No. 5 pen 2d quality. 1 or 84 50 a No. 5 pen Ist quality' or a No. G pen 2d vuality. For $5 50 a No. 6 pen Ist quality The same Gold Pens, in Solid Silver Gold-Plated Ebony Desk Hold ers and Mor ceo Cases. For S2 25 a No. 3 pen Ist quality, or a No. 4 pen 2d quality. For 81 50 a No 4 pen lst-quaiity, or a No. 5 pen 2d quality. For 83 20 a No 5 pen 'st quality, or a No 6 pen 2J quality lor 84 00 a No. 6 pen Ist quality. For 85 58 a N< 7 pen For 86 75 a No. 8 pin. For 81-- 00 a No. 12 pen ; all first quality. Ottr pens rank throughout the country as equal if not superior to any Gold pens macufactu/ed. Not only for their writing quilitics but durability und elegant finish. The greatest care is used in their manufacture, and none are sold with the slightest imperfection which skill can detect. Parties in ordering must specify the name, num ber and quality in all instances and whether stiff or limber, course or fine TO CLUBS. A discount of 12 per cent, will be allowed oil sums of 815, if sent o one address, at one time ; 15 per cent, on 825 ; 20 por cent. or. S4Q. All remittanoes by mail, REGISTERED, are at ur isk - To all who enclose 20 cents extra for regis ering, wc guarantee the safe delivery of the goods. Circulars of ail our new styles, with Engravings f exact sizes, and prices, sent upon receipt of stamp f desired. Pen repointed for 50 cents by mail. Stationers and Jewelers are requested to corres pond with us aswe can offer them great induce ments Address. AMERICAN GOLD PEN CO.. A4-n26-3mos No 200 Broadway, N.Y GREAT SALXjB, OF WATCHES & JEW ELRY, S 1,000,000. WORTH ! To be tlisp ps " 6 00 to 10 00 3,000 Miniature Pievolving fins.. " 5 00 to 13 00 2.000 California Diamond ami enamelled Gent's scarf pins new styles *' 5 00 lo 10 00 2 000 Masonic and Emblem pins-. " 3 00 'o 10 00 2.500 Geld Baud Bracelets engraved " 3 00 to 20 00 3 000 Jet and Mosaip Brooches-..." 3 00 to 10 00 2.000 Cameo Bronchos " 5P0t020 00 3.1'00 Coral Ear-Drops " 400 to 600 2.000 Ladies' Watch Chains. " 800to15 00 6 000 Gent's Pins.a splendid nsort't" 200to10 00 4,000 Solitaire leeve Buttons-•• • " 300in10 00 £,OOO Studs and Sleeve Buttons, in sets, " 300 to 10 00 5,0C0 Sleeve Buttons, plain. A en graved •' 200 to 800 10.000 plain and engraved Rings•• 2 50 to 10 00 8,000 Lockets, richly engraved- ••• " 200 to 10 00 15,000 sets L "dies' jewelry, new and latest styles " 600t012 00 5.00 Handsome Seal Rings " 300 to SOO 2.000 Sets Bosoui Studs 2 50 to 6 00 I.OuO Gold Pens and Gold olders " 15 CO to 25 00 2,000 Sets Jet and Gold Pirs ami Ear Drops, latest styles, very rid " 600 to 10 00 2 OCO Gold Thimbles. Pencils. Ac-- " 400 to 600 10 000 Gold Pe> s, and silver eases-- "500 to 300 10,000 " " Ebony holders-• ' 400ts 5 00' This entire list of beavtiful anil valuable goods will be sold for ONE DOLLAR each. Cer ificates of all the above articles will be placed in envelopes, and sealed. These envelopes are sent by miii'. as ordereJ, without regard to ehoi e. On the receipt of the certificate y. u will see what you are to have, and then it is at your option to send tho Dollar and tako ths article, -r not. live certificates can be ordered for 81 ; eleven for 82 ; thirty f'r 85 ; sixty five for 810 ; aud one hun dred tor 815. We will send a single CerMfi a'e on the receipt of 25 cents for one certificate anl our cir cular with terms. A. H. ROWEN &CO., 36 Bcekman Streti, X. Y. Box 4270, v4-c4l fi no..' WHEELER & WILSON'S HIGHEST PREMIUM Sewing-Machines. The Cheapest and Best. OVER 150,000 OF THESE WELL-ESTABLISHED SEWING-MACHINES HAVE BEEN SOLD. B®*SXND FOB, CIRCULAR, LADIXS' ALMANAC, AC. AGENTS WANTED. t Address WHEELER & WILSON Seicing-Machine Co. 704 Street, Philadelphia. A Card to Invalids. A Clergyman, while residing in South A roe ica as a missionary, discovered a safe and simple reme dvforthe Cure of Nervous Weakness, E-rly Decay, Diseases of the Urinary and Seminal Organs, and the whole train of disorders brought on by baneful au 1 vicious hibits. Great numbers hive been al ready cured by this noble remedy. Prompted by a desire to benefit the afßicted and unfortunate, I will send the recipe for preparing and using this medicino in ase tied envelope, to any one who Reeds it. Free of Charge; Please inclose a post-paid envelobe. addressed to yourself. ADPRBSS. JOSEPH T. INMAN, STATW* J>. BJBL HOUSE, New York City -3XT E W CABINET AND C HA I R The subscriber has just opened a new Furniture Cabinet and Chair Manufactory in TunkbaDnock, next door to C. M. Koon's grocery store— where are kept on hand ami manufactured to order: TABLES of all sizes, patterns, and styles. CHATRS Cane-seat, Flag-bottom, and common. BUREAUS ot all styles, sizes, and prices. BEDSTEADS, Cottage and common. CENTRE TABLES, WORK STANDS, BOOK CASES, and indeed every thing which can be found in the largest furniture establishments intheeountry, which he wilt sell at prices as low as they can be bought in any town outside of the cities. Being sat isfied that he can compete, both in workmanship and prices with any establishment in the country, he so licits the public patronage. REPAIRING of all kinds done in a neat, substan tial and workmanlike manner. N. B.—Old cane-seat chairs, new-seated and rc paired. UNDERTAKING.—II iving Hearse of his owa and having had much experience, ho will atten I this department of the busine-s on short uotiee aad in a satisfactory manner. ABRAHAM lIAAS. Julv 16, 1862.—v1n491y CROCKERY!!! A Large Stock just Opened AT T. L. ROSS GO'S., TV ALL PAPER. WALL PATER. WALL PAPER. WINDOW SHADES. WINDOW SHAD ES. WINDOW SHADES. OF ALL STYLES. CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS CLOTH SHADES WITH BORDERS. FIXTURES ANI) ROLLERS, COMPLETE FIXTURES AND ROLLERS COMPLETE EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS. EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS EMBROIDERED MUSLIN CURTAINS. ALSO A Large Stock of White Goods: SWISS MILS DOTTED SWISS MUSLIN. BRILLIANTS, JACONETS, LACES, BALMORAL SKIRTS, SPRING SKIRTS. ' GLOVES, REAL AL EXAMDKE'B KID And a Large Stock of YANKEE NOTIONS. Iron, ails, White-Lead, Z'nc, Linseed Oil, Glass, Putty, Door-Locks* and a genera assortment of BUI. t ERSH A RDWBARE. Fish, of all kinds. Cash. Paid. for all kinds of Grain. Tunkliannock, March, 9th 1864. TO PROFESSORS OF*MUSIC AMATEURS, AND TIIE MUSICAL PUBLIC GENERALLY, I\ A. WONDEKMANM FOREIGN A AMERICAN MUSIC WAREHOUSE, 824 BROAD WAV, Having on hand the largest-stock of Foreign Music in New York,which he imports from Europe express ly to meet the taste and requiremet ts of the Ameri can lovers of Music. respectfully calls attention to the fact that lie is now supp ying Music o* Every Style at a Reduction of TWENTY-FIVE to FIFTY per cent, less than any other house in the United States. Private Families can be supplied (post free ) by forwarding the cash to the above address Should: the amount of cr.s'i be forwarded exceed the cost c the Music, the balance will be promptly returned tr. postage currency DKALEBS and Professors should not neglect this opportunity ; tbev will be liberally dealt with. N B Any and every piece of Music (vocal or instrumental) published in Europe and America will be supplied to order, if accompanied by the cash, Remember the Address, P. A. W UNDER MANN Foreign and American Music Warehouse, 824 Broadway, New York, T"S6HOBS" —AGAINST— FIRE ! FIRE ! I FIRE 1 ! ! Taken nt this office, un all kinds of Town and Country property, at the MOST REASONABLE TERMS, and fur any time, from TIIREiS MONTHS TO FIVE YEAR^—either W ITH or WITHOUT PREMIUM NOTES Is the company reliablo 7 Will it promptly pay its honest losses ? are the important inquiries with all insurers. We answer : THE LYCOMING CO. INSURANCE COMPANY HAS BEEN IN SUCCESSFUL OPERATION FORTWENTY-THREE YEARS.—ITII AS A WELL SECURED CAPIATL OF OVER 82,400,00 IT PAYS FROM 860. TO 8125.000 LOSSES A NNUALLY ALL LOSSES ARE PROMPTLY ADJUSTED AND PAID: EACH INSURER IS FURNISHED WITH AN AUTHENTICATED ANNU- M'AL STATEMENT OF EXPENDITURES AND OPERATIONS OF THE COMPA NY THE COMPANY IS CONDUCTED ON JUS* AND EQUITABLE PRINCIPLES. THE CHARTER IS PERPETUAL. References non. Wm. M. Piatt, Hon. A K Peckham, Henry Stark and Samuel Stark K' HARMSIAAB*. 1 mm it mm CELEBRATED ELASTIC STITCH EWING-MACHIJVE Were awarded the highest Premiums ever all Competitors, at the f Mowing Stale and County Fairs of 186 S. NEW YORK STATE FAIR. ' First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Manufacturing Machine. First Premium for Machine Work INDIANA STATE FAIR. First Premium for Machine for all purposes. First Premium for Machine Work. VERMONT STA TE FA IR. - First Premium for Family Maohine. First Premium for Manufacturing Maekiae First Premium for Machine Work. OHIO STATE FAIR. First Premium for Machine Work. lOWA STATE FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. Fiast Premium for Munufactu ing Machine, First Premium for Machine Work. ILLINOIS STATE FAIR. First Premium lor Machine for all ptrwr First Premium for Machine Work. KENTUCKY STATEFAIR. First Premium for Machine for all pnrpoiet' First Premium foi Machine Work. MICHIGAN STATE FAIR, first Premium for Family Machine First Premium for Manufacturing Maekiae. Eirst Premium for Machine Work. PENNSYLVANIA STATE FAIR First Premium for Manufacturing Machine Firgt Premium for Machine Work. OREGON STATE FAIR. F"irst Premium for F'aniily Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. CHITTFN DEN Co. (Yt )Agr'lSoc. Flist Premium for Family Machine. First Premium f >r Manufacturing Maohine. first Premium fer Machine Work* FRANKLIN Co (N. Y. )FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Manufacturing Maekiae. CHAM PL AIN VALLEY (Vt.) Agr'l Soe. lIAMPDFJf CO. (MASS.)Agr'I Soc. Diploma for Family Machine. Diploma for Machine Work. WASHINGTON Co.(N. Y,)FAIB First Premium for Family Machine. QUEENS Co.(N. Y. )Agr'l Soc. w First Premium for Family Maohine. First Premium lor Manufacturing Machine First premium for Machine Work. SARATOGA Co (N. Y.)FAIR. ; ' First Premium for Family Machine. MECHANICS' INSTITUTE (Pa.)FAIR First Premium for Machine for all purponoe. First Premium for Machine Work . GREENFIELD (O)UNION FAIR. ' First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. CLINTON Co (O)FAIR. First Premium for F'amily Machine. First Premium for Machine Work. MONTGOMEJY Co.(Pa )FAIR. First Premium for Machine for all purposes. First Premium for Maeeine Work. SAN JOAQFINCo (Cal )FAIR. First Premium for Family Machine. First Premium tor Machine Work. SAN JOSE DISTRICT (Cal ) FAIR First Premium for Family Machine. F'sist Premium for Machine Work The above comprises all the fairs at whieb the G RODBR A BAKKK MACAIXES were exhibited thin yea Sales-rooms, ID.* Broadway, Njw York. 7IU Chestnut St. Philadelphia IMPORTANTTOFEMALES~ FM PR OCLA J1 A T I O N TO THE LADIES ! Both Married and Single, THE GLDFST REGULATOR FOR FEMALES. DR. CHEESEMAN'S F'EMALE PILLS • Will immediately relieve, without pain, all disturb ance of the periodic discharge, whether arising from relnxtion or suppression. Thev act like a charm in removing the pains that accompany difficult or im moderate menstruation, and are the only safe and ruliable remedy for Flushes. Sick Headache, Paint in the Loins, Back and Sides, Palpitation of the Heart, Nervous Tremors, Hysterics, Spasms, Broken Sleep, aud other unpleasi nt and dangerous effeota of an unnatural condition of the sexual functions In the worst cases of Fluor A/bus, or Whites they ef feet a speedy cure ' DR. CHEESEMAN'S FEMALE PILLS nave been used OVER A QUARTER OF A CBlf- TLRY. They are offered as the onlv safe means ef renewing interrupted monstruHtion, but Ladies mutt bear in mind t hat there is one condition of the ft* male system in which the Pills cannot be taken miihout producing a PECULIAR RESULT.— The condition referred to is PREGNANCY— the result, MISC ARRI AGE, Such is the ir-resist tble tendency of the medicine to restore the sexual functions toa normal condition, that even the pro ductive power of nature cannot resist it Til EY CANN OT DO HARM in any other way. D R.CHEESEMAN'S FEMALE PILLB Arethe only Me iicine that MARRIED AND SUf GLE LADIES have reliod upon for many years, or can rely upon now. BEWARE OF IMITA TIONS! These Pills form the Finest Prtparaixbn ever put forward with IMMEDIATD and PER SISTENT SUCCESS. DON'T BE DPCEIV—. ED. Take this advertisement to your Druggist ""itell him that you want the BEST and most tvv/p f n L *? F 3 MA LE MEDICINE IN THR WUKLJJ, which is comprised in DR. CHEESEMAN'S FEMALE PILLS !tf They have received, and are now receiving the sanction of the most eminent Physicians in Amer ica. EXPLICIT DIRECTIONS wPh each Bog-lh So lC pilI F>o^ar P er Eox, containiug from 60 to Pills sent by mail, promptyl, by remitting the price to the Proprietors, or any aothorised Agent, in current funds. * ' SOLD BY DRUGGISTS GENERALLY. hutchings A HILLYER, Psorar*,- 81 Fedar ' Sold in Tsnnhur. ' Montrose. Ab ,„ ■ -uook. by J. W. Lyman. (■ t > c . Fuller. : lomll, ;a Scranton by L. fi ■ ,a Taotoryyille by all Druggists. - JPMR SALE "" DartiJni k a < l. af a W0 [ king 01#H ' " r ; oli. Fer Pp lsT to the undersigned or PkUjp Q, Mtr Tunkhannook, where they Mike ?een A MZO4ERH97FIF-