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Taw MM tlva atla.
rajognter Way. actoatt 6an4
. via me
Hotter I bP Ton hlm eel
, entirely out
Wo
. Tfc v'aaal way.
gFalnt heart never won a tklr
u, N0, huuv n "; 6ua
" M nf fol t,ti ln
Haaartew.
-I never tell all I think." she Mid.
-W hat a busy set of thought worka
L must have, the mean man re-
NH1 - . T1 UHMU
,llKl. ClllcagO nnuiu-iiciwu.
Considerably- t'haaaHl.
nut vou once said that I waa the
nDle 01 your ' ' ud.
M r . Hntmniliul Knfr
Avannraterl Jnrlpa
. ve per,. . .... o-
tvell Fined to Make Trouble.
She llu yur roommate an ear for
jjt nrse, uT una " v. iiaiius aiiu a
L oUth. Harvaru lampoon.
1'rnnf,
y1f.ti.r rat. I must say you're con-
ailli'lDiT.
pat i emphatically) I am not, sorr!
runcli.
On Some llrrasJoaa.
Is KMni; dangerous?"
Will. I wouldn't try It on an athlelio
rl wi'Jiout her consent." Chicago
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mftdcntiai correspondence, especially
n Manhattan Therapeutic Aasoclatlon
lft. t US Broadway. New Verm Olty
I a taw tad U ItZZxCt 1
far 7M, ton. Only If ttom UM
ate mamored; ny await is roan
They were elcUnf wlta not ersn.
sofa pUlow bttwMl them, when he
varied hla refrain with: "Oh, darling-.
Too are perfection!"
"Ah. no," waa the prompt reply; "a
ban never gets ao near perfection."
Brooklyn Life.
Tki Praaaata.
Mr. Oadd The Poormana celebrated
their sliver wedding laat alght, didn't
they? ,
Mrs. Oadd Oh! no; I taw all the
presents.
Mr. Oadd What do you mean?
Mrs. Oadd It seems to have been a
silver-plated weddlnK. Philadelphia
Press.
Cant Inn.
"Don't you think you'd better speak
to papa to-nlfcht, George?" the girl
nuggpsted.
"He's JuHt come In, haan't he?"
asked George.
"Yes."
"Well. I think 1 11 nlve him time to
ct his slippers on." Chicago I'ost.
The Mnn for the I'lnre.
Komi' time after the new chaplain In
a lunatic asylum had cnt red ujion his
duties one of the inmates came up to
him anil Raid:
"I like you better than the other one."
"Why?" anlie.il the preacher.
"Because you are more like jib," an
6wered the lunatic Tit-lilts.
uvn:x.
Country IWlucc.
Dundore,
DUNDORE, PENNA.
Verdila, Pa.
teas
PMU - NIX. ARIZONA.
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In one of the Wat.-jngtoti rt
unta three officials u other . . s.re
talking about President hooseelt.
"He baa always been strenuous," one
said. "He baa always been ini patient of
delay, a foe of dallying. I remember
once, when he was assistant secretary
of the navy, some measure or other was
In discussion, and he desired to push the
, measure through, but, as so often hap
pens, there was a postponement, there
was red tape. He arose suddenly one
afternoon. The session he was attend
ing bad lasted an hour, and nothing
whatever had been done. 'Gentlemen,'
. e said, 'If God had referred the ark to
a committee on naval affairs like this
It's my opinion that It wouldn't have
been built yet.' "
In the coming great world's fair in St.
Louis, to commemorate the consumma
tion of the Louisiana purchase, there Is
to be no woman's department. This Is
. by no means to say that women ,ii:.l
women's work are i;of to he represented.
Far from It. It is simply that iiodistinr
tlon will be made In t ween the work of
i women and that of men. Mis l ion nee
I Haywood, the only woman on the hoard
of commissioners, says that r sex hiis
emerged from the pe of .':i:,;.-i. pii-klea
and embroideries. . .... u;. f rs that
trie best eomplitiiei.; hi!i -.n he paid
i to women is to display their work side
: by side with that of men. and hi r iiia
I has prevailed viith the other commi:
i sinners.
Mr. CarneKie reeen'ly said In an ad
dress to a British audience, while com
paring their country to ours: "Your
rate of increase of population must
soon begin to ilimini.sh. You are already
full up. We are only beginning. We
have plenty of territory entirely unex
plored, where there will some day be a
great population. Your rolonies are not
increasing. Australia seems full. It is
a mere rif.d around an empty interior.
South Africa Is not a white man's coun
try, and your government's policy of
encouraging emigration there, especial
ly of women, is almost a crime."
The Saline County (Kan.) Index
thinks it has discovered a new endless
chain. "Kvery farmer boy," it observes,
"wants to be a school-teacher, every
school-teacher hopes to be an editor,
every editor would like to he a hanker,
every banker would like to be a trust
magna'e, and every trust magnate hopes
some day to own a farm and have chick
ens and cows and pigs and horses to look
after. We end where we begin."
In a letter advocating a plan for the
establishment in England of a great
scientific school. Lord Rosebery says:
"It is little short of scaadalous that our
ambitious youths should be obliged to
resort to the United States and Ger
many for technical training."
A monument to the signers of the
declaration of Independence is proposed,
but any monument will look Insignifi
cant beside the one 3,000 miles wide that
already stands.
At a recent wedding In London Klnc
Edward appeared wearing a red cavat
with a frock coat, thus pulverizing the
old tradition that the king can do ne
wrong.
Salt pork is a famous old
fashioned remedy for con
sumption. " Eat plenty of
pork," was the advice to the
consumptive 50 and 100
years ago.
Salt pork is good if a man
can stomach it. The idea
behind it is that fat is the
food the consumptive needs
most.
Scott's Emulsion is the mod
ern method of feeding fat to
the consumptive. Pork is too
rough for sensitive stomachs.
Scott's Emulsion is the most
refined of fats, especially
prepared for easy digestion.
Feeding him fat in this
way, which is often the only
way, is half the battle, but
Scott's Emulsion does more
than that. There is some
thing about the combination
of cod liver oil and hypophos
phites in Scott's Emulsion
that puts new life into the
weak parts and has a special
action on the diseased lungs.
Consumption
A sample will be
sent free upon request.
fle turo that thU pictar In
th. turn ct A Ulcl is on th
wrapper of every bottlt ot
utuUion you buy.
SCOTT &
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CHEMISTS,
400 Pearl St., N. Y.
50c and $1; all druggists.
3 i rfz.
ly Caagnt.
. "Say, -elty
yc
to buy
rou ca'c
"Giw
grunW t
pole.
"Here I
them wii.
"Hooks
i good man," exclaimed tie
who was undecided whether
imps or minnows, "what do
- h wtth around here?"
a quarter and III tell yeoo."
t mrallte wit h the new cut
Is. Now, what do you catch
r
"Philadelphia Recofd. !
How Ska Eajared H.racll !
Angellne Did you enjoy yourself at
the hotel back In the woods? ,
Serapblne Yes; the bathing was .
fine. i
Angellne Bathing? Where did you '
find the water? I
Seraphlne I don't mean swlmmlnn. I
The proprietor fixed up a long stretch 1
of sand, and that and bathing-suits
were ail that was necessary. Judge.
Haak Outrun. !
rtusiness .danager And now what's
the trouble? i
Irnte I'atron When I gave your man.
my advertisement yesierday I explicitly
m Initiated that It was to run In the
sanit column with the story of the I
woman suspected of murder. Instead
of that It was printed right next to th
report of a Sunday school convention.
- Baltimore American.
MrlU of Knlerprie.
New Reporter-Old C.olduig says that
If I approach him again regarding that
bank scandal he'll break every bone iu
my body; and he means It. too.
Kditor Great: That'll be good for
three columns; go, interview him at
once, i n have an ambulance at thu
door when they bring yoi out. Tit
Hi is.
Her llrntnl In I her.
Alcy Cwace has a hahwid father.
When I awsked him for her hand I said:
"Love for your daughter has dwiven me
hawf cwazy."
Thnlly And then, deah hoy?
Algy Then the old bwuresaldr "Has,
eh? Well, who completed the Job?"
Kansas City Journal.
!
I III. ernnl niTenne.
i "This Isn't the first time you have
i come In contact with the police?" said
the magistrate to the witness
"No. sir" was the reply.
"What, may I ask, was the rf a-on of
your former encounter?"
"I woke him. He had gone tn sleep on
his beat." Tit-Bits.
'tif ttnl to Htm Innnreallr.
"Did your hushand ever write any
sonnets to you before you were mar-
I rled?" the poet's wife waa asked.
"No," she bitterly replied. "He was
working In a railroad office then, and
never gave me any reason to suspect
that he possessed this gift." Chicago
Record-Herald.
The WITrrripf.
Mrs. Jones When a Turkish hnsband
wants a divorce all be has to do Is to
say "I divorce you" three times and he
Is divorced.
Mr. Jones Hnhl If an American
htisband tried that he wouldn't want a
divorce, but an undertaker. Judge.
Mlrr ot Solved.
Ruggles Woman la a mystery.
Raisins Thought you were to solve
it by getting married.
"I did. In part, but I can't under
stand yet why she's afraid of a mouse
but will wear a 'rat' in her hair "
Yonkers Statesman.
Too Mac a So.
; Mrs. Manykids There is one thing
about our girls they are a. ways self
possessed. I Papa Manyklds (grimly) Yes;
: they're too self-possessed. I wish they'd
' get someone else to possess them. Tlt
' Bits.
I
I War.
may Dat our sword to piowshare.
And our par to pruning hooks,
' And betake ouneivn to farrr.ir.ir
' In the peacfu; country nooks.
But w want them back a; weapons
When we finj at early Jam
: That our neighbor'a peaky chirking
Havn been scratching up oar laa.
; N. T. Times.
TUEY II D MET.
Maudle Have you ever met my fath
er, Algle?
Algle I er yee; that is. I seem to
er sort of recognize him. Chicago
Dally News.
Same what DlCereat.
"All men sre equal before the law,"
remarked the student of legal lore.
"Possibly," rejoined the meek-look-Ing
man with the hairless pate "but not
before the mother In law." Cincinnati
Enquirer.
aMeleailr l'ra-l.
"I wonder why none of those Mc
Gabbletoa girls has married?"
"I suppose It's for the same reason
that you didn't attend the Vanderbilt
wedding." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Woata, Lv?ljr Voa.
He Don't you think that Miss Gin
gerly is rather artificial?
She Indeed she is especially her
hair and teeth. Chicago Dally News.
r Aa-alaat Kara1 Pact.
Many a man has dreamt he dwelt in
marble halls and awoke in a atoae-yard.-N.
Y. Times.
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"JiiMt-n-BfMMl' are lint Kperiiiieiit, and endanger IB
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