c Taw MM tlva atla. rajognter Way. actoatt 6an4 . via me Hotter I bP Ton hlm eel , entirely out Wo . Tfc v'aaal way. gFalnt heart never won a tklr u, N0, huuv n "; 6ua " M nf fol t,ti ln Haaartew. -I never tell all I think." she Mid. -W hat a busy set of thought worka L must have, the mean man re- NH1 - . T1 UHMU ,llKl. ClllcagO nnuiu-iiciwu. Considerably- t'haaaHl. nut vou once said that I waa the nDle 01 your ' ' ud. M r . Hntmniliul Knfr Avannraterl Jnrlpa . ve per,. . .... o- tvell Fined to Make Trouble. She llu yur roommate an ear for jjt nrse, uT una " v. iiaiius aiiu a L oUth. Harvaru lampoon. 1'rnnf, y1f.ti.r rat. I must say you're con- ailli'lDiT. pat i emphatically) I am not, sorr! runcli. On Some llrrasJoaa. Is KMni; dangerous?" Will. I wouldn't try It on an athlelio rl wi'Jiout her consent." Chicago tat. stoi, um)k, NewGoods LDUI PRICES. EVERYTHING KEl'T IX A FIUST-CLASS GENERAL STORE. Come andfSee Our New Stock. Highest Prifles l'aid For N. T. awl GENERAL I MERCHANDISE. Our Stock Consists of Clean New Goods, Such as Is Found in an Up-to-DateJ Country Store. Dry Goods, Hardware, Drugs, Groceries, Chinaware, Best Shoes. Cigars and Tobacco, Smokers' Suppies. OUR MOTTO : More Goods for Same Honey I Same Goods- for Less Money I Come and see our wares, ilarket prices paid for Country Produce. A. S. Sechrist, i eeai Incorporate Under Arizona Laws. Most liberal corporation law in the Uuited States. No Franchise tax or exhorbitant fees. Private property ex empt from all corporate debts. Par of stock made any amount. No limit on capitalization. Stock is non-as-ssalle for any purpose. No amount of stock required 8ubscril)etl. No tute control ; no State examination of books. Legislature can't repeal your cimrter. Keep office and do business, anywhere. We attend to all I'lisiness and pay all fees, and charge you but a few dollars in any case. Agents wanted iu every city in the U. S. Liberal com missions. Send three stamps for booklet of codified an notateil corporation laws aud other information. Arizona Corporation Charter Guarantee Company. Monlhan Building, in rz rr nnn A?lum, Laudanum. Cooalae and all Drug llabltt manently cured, without pain or detention from business, leaving no craving ,t Qruifs or other stimulant. Wi restore the nervous and physical systems tu jcir natural condition because we remove s. vl ulUcr aiiniuiania fi" natural condition becaui .pared bv an eminent Dhvalclan. by an eminent physician. Alia S a aiBaaaaV a atiiM WE QUARANTCC A CURE mftdcntiai correspondence, especially n Manhattan Therapeutic Aasoclatlon lft. t US Broadway. New Verm Olty I a taw tad U ItZZxCt 1 far 7M, ton. Only If ttom UM ate mamored; ny await is roan They were elcUnf wlta not ersn. sofa pUlow bttwMl them, when he varied hla refrain with: "Oh, darling-. Too are perfection!" "Ah. no," waa the prompt reply; "a ban never gets ao near perfection." Brooklyn Life. Tki Praaaata. Mr. Oadd The Poormana celebrated their sliver wedding laat alght, didn't they? , Mrs. Oadd Oh! no; I taw all the presents. Mr. Oadd What do you mean? Mrs. Oadd It seems to have been a silver-plated weddlnK. Philadelphia Press. Cant Inn. "Don't you think you'd better speak to papa to-nlfcht, George?" the girl nuggpsted. "He's JuHt come In, haan't he?" asked George. "Yes." "Well. I think 1 11 nlve him time to ct his slippers on." Chicago I'ost. The Mnn for the I'lnre. Komi' time after the new chaplain In a lunatic asylum had cnt red ujion his duties one of the inmates came up to him anil Raid: "I like you better than the other one." "Why?" anlie.il the preacher. "Because you are more like jib," an 6wered the lunatic Tit-lilts. uvn:x. Country IWlucc. Dundore, DUNDORE, PENNA. Verdila, Pa. teas PMU - NIX. ARIZONA. the causes of disease. A home remedy FREE TRIAL. TREATMENT with physicians, solicited. Write today. I In one of the Wat.-jngtoti rt unta three officials u other . . s.re talking about President hooseelt. "He baa always been strenuous," one said. "He baa always been ini patient of delay, a foe of dallying. I remember once, when he was assistant secretary of the navy, some measure or other was In discussion, and he desired to push the , measure through, but, as so often hap pens, there was a postponement, there was red tape. He arose suddenly one afternoon. The session he was attend ing bad lasted an hour, and nothing whatever had been done. 'Gentlemen,' . e said, 'If God had referred the ark to a committee on naval affairs like this It's my opinion that It wouldn't have been built yet.' " In the coming great world's fair in St. Louis, to commemorate the consumma tion of the Louisiana purchase, there Is to be no woman's department. This Is . by no means to say that women ,ii:.l women's work are i;of to he represented. Far from It. It is simply that iiodistinr tlon will be made In t ween the work of i women and that of men. Mis l ion nee I Haywood, the only woman on the hoard of commissioners, says that r sex hiis emerged from the pe of .':i:,;.-i. pii-klea and embroideries. . .... u;. f rs that trie best eomplitiiei.; hi!i -.n he paid i to women is to display their work side : by side with that of men. and hi r iiia I has prevailed viith the other commi: i sinners. Mr. CarneKie reeen'ly said In an ad dress to a British audience, while com paring their country to ours: "Your rate of increase of population must soon begin to ilimini.sh. You are already full up. We are only beginning. We have plenty of territory entirely unex plored, where there will some day be a great population. Your rolonies are not increasing. Australia seems full. It is a mere rif.d around an empty interior. South Africa Is not a white man's coun try, and your government's policy of encouraging emigration there, especial ly of women, is almost a crime." The Saline County (Kan.) Index thinks it has discovered a new endless chain. "Kvery farmer boy," it observes, "wants to be a school-teacher, every school-teacher hopes to be an editor, every editor would like to he a hanker, every banker would like to be a trust magna'e, and every trust magnate hopes some day to own a farm and have chick ens and cows and pigs and horses to look after. We end where we begin." In a letter advocating a plan for the establishment in England of a great scientific school. Lord Rosebery says: "It is little short of scaadalous that our ambitious youths should be obliged to resort to the United States and Ger many for technical training." A monument to the signers of the declaration of Independence is proposed, but any monument will look Insignifi cant beside the one 3,000 miles wide that already stands. At a recent wedding In London Klnc Edward appeared wearing a red cavat with a frock coat, thus pulverizing the old tradition that the king can do ne wrong. Salt pork is a famous old fashioned remedy for con sumption. " Eat plenty of pork," was the advice to the consumptive 50 and 100 years ago. Salt pork is good if a man can stomach it. The idea behind it is that fat is the food the consumptive needs most. Scott's Emulsion is the mod ern method of feeding fat to the consumptive. Pork is too rough for sensitive stomachs. Scott's Emulsion is the most refined of fats, especially prepared for easy digestion. Feeding him fat in this way, which is often the only way, is half the battle, but Scott's Emulsion does more than that. There is some thing about the combination of cod liver oil and hypophos phites in Scott's Emulsion that puts new life into the weak parts and has a special action on the diseased lungs. Consumption A sample will be sent free upon request. fle turo that thU pictar In th. turn ct A Ulcl is on th wrapper of every bottlt ot utuUion you buy. SCOTT & BOWNE, CHEMISTS, 400 Pearl St., N. Y. 50c and $1; all druggists. 3 i rfz. ly Caagnt. . "Say, -elty yc to buy rou ca'c "Giw grunW t pole. "Here I them wii. "Hooks i good man," exclaimed tie who was undecided whether imps or minnows, "what do - h wtth around here?" a quarter and III tell yeoo." t mrallte wit h the new cut Is. Now, what do you catch r "Philadelphia Recofd. ! How Ska Eajared H.racll ! Angellne Did you enjoy yourself at the hotel back In the woods? , Serapblne Yes; the bathing was . fine. i Angellne Bathing? Where did you ' find the water? I Seraphlne I don't mean swlmmlnn. I The proprietor fixed up a long stretch 1 of sand, and that and bathing-suits were ail that was necessary. Judge. Haak Outrun. ! rtusiness .danager And now what's the trouble? i Irnte I'atron When I gave your man. my advertisement yesierday I explicitly m Initiated that It was to run In the sanit column with the story of the I woman suspected of murder. Instead of that It was printed right next to th report of a Sunday school convention. - Baltimore American. MrlU of Knlerprie. New Reporter-Old C.olduig says that If I approach him again regarding that bank scandal he'll break every bone iu my body; and he means It. too. Kditor Great: That'll be good for three columns; go, interview him at once, i n have an ambulance at thu door when they bring yoi out. Tit Hi is. Her llrntnl In I her. Alcy Cwace has a hahwid father. When I awsked him for her hand I said: "Love for your daughter has dwiven me hawf cwazy." Thnlly And then, deah hoy? Algy Then the old bwuresaldr "Has, eh? Well, who completed the Job?" Kansas City Journal. ! I III. ernnl niTenne. i "This Isn't the first time you have i come In contact with the police?" said the magistrate to the witness "No. sir" was the reply. "What, may I ask, was the rf a-on of your former encounter?" "I woke him. He had gone tn sleep on his beat." Tit-Bits. 'tif ttnl to Htm Innnreallr. "Did your hushand ever write any sonnets to you before you were mar- I rled?" the poet's wife waa asked. "No," she bitterly replied. "He was working In a railroad office then, and never gave me any reason to suspect that he possessed this gift." Chicago Record-Herald. The WITrrripf. Mrs. Jones When a Turkish hnsband wants a divorce all be has to do Is to say "I divorce you" three times and he Is divorced. Mr. Jones Hnhl If an American htisband tried that he wouldn't want a divorce, but an undertaker. Judge. Mlrr ot Solved. Ruggles Woman la a mystery. Raisins Thought you were to solve it by getting married. "I did. In part, but I can't under stand yet why she's afraid of a mouse but will wear a 'rat' in her hair " Yonkers Statesman. Too Mac a So. ; Mrs. Manykids There is one thing about our girls they are a. ways self possessed. I Papa Manyklds (grimly) Yes; : they're too self-possessed. I wish they'd ' get someone else to possess them. Tlt ' Bits. I I War. may Dat our sword to piowshare. And our par to pruning hooks, ' And betake ouneivn to farrr.ir.ir ' In the peacfu; country nooks. But w want them back a; weapons When we finj at early Jam : That our neighbor'a peaky chirking Havn been scratching up oar laa. ; N. T. Times. TUEY II D MET. Maudle Have you ever met my fath er, Algle? Algle I er yee; that is. I seem to er sort of recognize him. Chicago Dally News. Same what DlCereat. "All men sre equal before the law," remarked the student of legal lore. "Possibly," rejoined the meek-look-Ing man with the hairless pate "but not before the mother In law." Cincinnati Enquirer. aMeleailr l'ra-l. "I wonder why none of those Mc Gabbletoa girls has married?" "I suppose It's for the same reason that you didn't attend the Vanderbilt wedding." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Woata, Lv?ljr Voa. He Don't you think that Miss Gin gerly is rather artificial? She Indeed she is especially her hair and teeth. Chicago Dally News. r Aa-alaat Kara1 Pact. Many a man has dreamt he dwelt in marble halls and awoke in a atoae-yard.-N. Y. Times. SSsS for Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Alway ltotiglit la borne the signa ture of Chan. If. Flrtchor, and ha. turn made under hi personal supervision for over SO yenr. Allow no one to deceive you in thN. Counterfeit. Imitations and "JiiMt-n-BfMMl' are lint Kperiiiieiit, and endanger IB health of Children Kxperiem e a-.'ainst i:.xeriim-iit. The Kind You Have Always Bought S9 Boars the S aaaaassse In Use For Over 30 Years. Liberal Adjustments- H. HRRVEY BCHDCH, GENERAL HSi Onlv the OIW-t, ''MMilii.i ' ( ;i.h (' in .tnn-s. Hie, LiU. Act ideiit .ii.ii 1 ;i 1 : i No Assessments NoPremii raNotes. The Aetna Founded A. !, I slO A. r 11. ' ,i;LS " Home " is.ir, .1 :', ;-j,H..f " Anieriaii " " I S 10 " .Si.:' The Standard : !(icr,l IiiHii.M. C . The New York 1 if Insurance Co. The fidelity Mi 1 Life Association Your Patrocti - siliclted. .HOST LIBERAL OFFER OF THE YEAR. CENTRAL State ofopnpal SCHOOL. Loc HAVEN. PA. J. K. Pliclcinger, Principal. 71jc Fall Tern? 0pci?3 Sept. 7, 1903. FHEK tuition tu pnpet-tiTe tfauilierw. Thl.i hifcfh gr)ej irtiintnif L-houl fur ttt.'h"ni Devrr in Dtt(r uundttiun thau now, The enmilmetit lant Tear e.tcwiHj ix hunttrtfvl. BioJoci-'i dU ChiiBJ?mi Iborlortr bare rwrntly be??n eWdtnl. K.nt? irymnasuim tnt athletic flfitl. nttry eomiitioni unrxtjtiltti. A lerice tacuItT ot trinei wptvutvluiU. Tm cho( a o eonfin cvlieir preparHrr ! pdrtment. buuneM tieprt:niiC ud lifpeVV xntd of locution and music. The expemn, mtm lower than tiotk1 of y wher intitulioa of equal rank. 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