U1DLL.JI FOOT.
Carree Ha,
"Why, i.ulla:" rxjii.nd . lira '
A laeaeee v ItatMif.
Jtf ter the accide at the womu'i miss
4
W ortbwads. "I'm sorprutd to he.
made ep.
"I cannot to the hospital," ah
Jim Dump m ladepmdsace Day,
Said : M Pore freed from Baf
lasd's sway.
Now iodepeadescs Jt' declare
From indigestion's tyrant essr.
GoodWriesds, soaks off this despot
(rim.
'Twm Fores' that frssd yosr
Suaayjim.'"
alwajrs on duty,
A food fo Fl (titer..
If . iv mterert yo ' loirn 'hut Tr'
i u the membra of tin- - ';! .i,-.
) mi' ' .V (I. V., now r.n lutv nt tim (.'
3 "Kahu- '.V. if i.. r "
Ir.-
Th BeaiJy.tMler CwmI s)t f ee
BY
W 1 I lull V IIMglflHIHiabKWl! V
yre jiwt hack from Vasaar, tof
"What did Iay. mamma?" the bea
fifn! g'rlakd. with wonder and aiarsi
In r I::?. f-wn-like eye.
" .n rtid 'f he wagea of -;. ieat h.'
M'-fy sn'.: Don't they teach aJ
vtter than that la college? To
hf.-ild ay the wageanf sin are death."
fhieago Rerord-Herald.
f Cae.
'Onof n!ht." r said, "mv '.Itf.e ftrl;
Owwi night. I'm folne now;
jd nlent." n puhi th vf leek
Ftsrk from hr up, urn.! hrw.
"flood nlht, aroivt-tiy ; m mine now "
H furnd 'o o, h n -I then,
IT c'.n1 her r..l w'.th a klmu,
Rn !f ill ngsin.
-N r. T.m.n
Mid.
T."if." nr?d her husband, "it la ts
only thins; to do. Modern anrgery will
then have its full awing and your lif
be:,ve.i."
Xrver'hr'e.s he w firm.
Ht r-annnt h," h .aid. fninfly.
"wny, in my whf wurdrnho thra
tnt. it ni?ht ffwn worm over 110!
Town Top.'.
tit .
A irin 1n !n !d Sinta
I -if'rf-n titpMii'v
ra-r prip!e w no ttirvf
H l ;vn to Jr!nt.
R'i ro r.-r ! it'n!y w
." . Trllnin
'k rnv VK.irr-vt .
KXP.W HIM TOO 1VEI.I.
1 1 , Si fff
fr Infants and Children.
Th Kiivl Von rr-.iv. AI'.r,iyM Bon'ltt ltr I'ir Ilie y.
fnrrt of f hux. IT. Flfrlior, ;nl lm 1or ttd 'tftlen"
porwn-il jijr i -- ,'-r hvi-i :? ttr ,
to dicIVi ' Iti ( 7i ! fofiti'.-rfi-It-, h"Mtlir I
" .fntt-,"-'xn'u " ;ir- ti'ir li!vj'-I''ti . nl .-hI'i'-i -
The Ki;v! V". ; Al-viy; Bnr .;):
STHEfOUNDOREr STORE. lff Us
j -v7 ; )y
WewGoods
LOIJJ PRICES.
KVKFiYTHING KEPT IN" A KIKST.LAS
GENERAL STORE.
ome and See Our New Stock.
Highest Prirps Paiil For Country Pnxliire.
She- 1.ii t
!U' ;
bap'l r. 'In'
ir '.ila-r ,s v-ll-to-flol
run ' r 1 1-,' In wry
.!y Slnpfr.
mr1fin If iimHh n .1 4ftnir.
Wiv mil laiicV.r i ; rtiln't ia
n.!
dr.'
ran.
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4
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H if
,vk.'d
N. T. Dundore,
.VJSDORE, PENNA.
Taklnic Fhelr Cltolee.
"Ha thi man ioiifi'spil yi't'.1'
the utran.T ,r. tlie. ',y nciiii; liee.
"Well, unt ft.n't.iy," mid thu nd
er. "He ha (fivn im i i)i:Tinnt oon
fesslon every
n' we'ra ju' .iw.iitln' pnt.ejitly till
he, iyet pr.afioe ;ip 'ftniT ro .ve) ua
d kind o' a ennfi'ssinij mnl. flot
t' be perrirliler rjiese iav o th p
pers don't takrt olTetue." -Raltjf&ir4
Herald.
t V,.ti.
i'1!'"-.' -reh 'ir n i
X.n-t '.tie 1' I r.-ntlv
i . -..'li.l riAV" i .-;,r'rf
r,. ..,11.1 .i;u .1 I
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liv,,
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i' ati'
IIIIMII V!,
n)ul;tiu.
lV.iv.
n .r. n
tliont
me. i utrtntr him rip bam! vitilr! jay a it i tim
ape.-. k,n, :o iier
"Th.it." t jtitt. ,.Ue .rom.-ir. m"'l
never hear ,f t ;nan jfr,ii .1,1.1 rf.
f.ir ,iirh , tiling is I.ai." 'hifi.-,i;i
Hec-,rrJ.nT:il(1.
ii.l'U.'
' A.i. ,.',n
T'.lii S.i.Ud.i.' I ;'
In 1 1
T'.iii fiiiiiiit.j (.
T 3 .IT-rnil
;iH!l.ilUv .
.ll'ii V ! : : : t ' .
GENERAL
MERCHANDISE.
Our Stock Conidtj of Clean New Goods,
Such as is Found in an Lp-to-Date;
Country Store.
Dry Goods, Hardware, Drugs,
Groceries, Chinaware,
Best Shoes.
Cigars and Tobacco, Smokers' Supplies.
OUR MOTTO :
y.orv Goods for Same Honey !
Same Good for Less .Money !
u me and see our wares. Market prices paid for
Country Produce.
A. 5. Sechrist,
Verdilla. Pa.
Incorporate Under Arizona Laws.
Most liberal oorjwratiuu law iu the United States. Xu
b'rtuivhitw tax or eihorbitaut tees. Private property ex
viii pt trvui all ourporatQ debts. Par of stuck ouule any
ttinouut. limit ou diuitalization. Stuck, is aon-as-
V.viSlu for miiv tkiipiHUM. Xo Mtiniiint oiMiiuIc rMioimil ttiitiwluil X".i
Ui wntrvl ; uu State exauiiuatiuu of bucks. Legislature can't repeal
ui cum ttr. Kuep uthce ana Uu busuitso anywhere. We attend to all
'iiiovt hikI My all teen, auU charge you but a tew dollars in any case.
Aeut wanted iu every city in the U. 5$. Liberal ouin
iiiifiouH. Seud three stauit fur booklet ot uuditied an
imated ourfatiou laws aud uiher iuiurmatiou.
Ar)Hi Corporation Charter Guarantee Company.
Hoalnaa Ouildlnc, PrHEMX ARIZONA.
8?
nnnnn
uu
ULVJ
netvea n Ir.
"So niikin, h.ia joined the r-hnrrll
at last?"
"Yep. Urt eonrliided hat ut ion
aa thn memhers of the hnrrh all
patronized hia store he miirht aa
yet aotnethinir !n exi-hanira for tha
bazar and ratfln ticket he hiwt ta
bny." BaJtimorn NVwi.
la thn Bight Plao tow.
BUI You ay he lout bia job in the )
-ft rr ti.i , . dy) 'iovi morning; yri lok '.t.!er
them ther.
Reif.f.ttw rir.
Lawyer to TtneRl 'V'hv are 70W
tr oositive, Mr. Sntmrhan, Mtat li
event Vi'tirred on the fate yon nr..
tion? V-m ;n!?ht he :nl.tken.
Mr. nhnrrian fmnnfuihle. ilr ."i
wna 'lie lay I didn't have ;,i iuj
ahoppiny in 'own Ur :ny if t!iua.
d!phi Innulrer.
Iveat Cwwm.
Tie Dortur V: I anoerstajid wtaa
alia yon. Yon ,.'on't alep. Tk tbia
preacriptlon to tha drrnrplft. (Next
OFFER
OF
THE
YEAS.
"What's he doiny now?"
"Why. he' tincr np the tni
tatfea of a new breakfast cerea,!."
Yonk" Statesman.
Oalleat Aaalrafa.
So yon regard Blijjylna aa a man
of hla word?"
"Yen, to a certain extent."
"What do yon mean by "liAtJ"
"Well, you see, niiirpna :a on ef
those people who don't Ifk work. If
he say he !a jointr to in emetjiirn(
you arfl Justirtml In harlnir your
doubta. but if he afihe !jita;oiurf
do ometliinir you ian depertii on him
very ,ime." Washimrtua
A Inm nt Valaea.
Mother (to her seven-year-old son
William, who has ben rowin free of
apeer.h) Billy. .liar, I will pre you en
oenta a day for every day youjdon't nay
"darn fooi."
Harold 1 little brother of dve, with
auperior air Humph: Ii "' 1ara fooi"
U w(irh ten ,enta, t if'tesi I know
words that are worth, a quarter!
tavday. IJaTe inn ulerrt
Petren L.ke a top.
ae-w man.
Doetor fTow many si
arm .ltd ynn :k?
I.tert.n fnnrlil t ildn
any
ha by.-
The Mew -York
Tribune Fanner
-ii rq
' ' " ..i-a
1 ' i-rv. - .
I fei :
M-pir.;
ike a
ak
I ave i i'outJi if l.em 'o he
- Datftiladet.
tnf la a 1awwllL
"Shnt 'hat .!i.t:" elli)wr-i -hetrnte
marrhHiif. "'Vlnre vti "i.ii ,r"uft.t
an. ntr -n 1 -awmill?"
"Well. ;'.n :,.t iire m .. -hat. ?
plied the r.mr.t? irtimmer n ..i.neyi-d
aj'fentx. pfssltiif jntli lamfs iv .11a
enm. 'int .if me h1nr ' '.in i-sire you,
tr, and "hat s -liar 1 van -.of irrmr.t 1
'tp n a filler fia'tury ' r.'n':.e
standard.
'1 1 nt :nli;il I i' ; ;W (..' . 1.,..' .. ;
,1.0 'i.O, il,,i,u-i i..l . .. .. ,.,
iiir.iMl 1 rw. It 1 ri.'- . ii 1 , ,
r,ir !hm 10 -ei-t:i.i ,,. .r,r,' .
:am ihrrairt 1 i-k.-w-i
: .' i-4 -nt.-raiiiiiii', , .t?-.t -u'.. n. , ,-.,.1 : . , ...n
h famii'rM w-ITe. r.ofin and l."urM-rs .iv i,!
rovera In an attmw1ve pnn-r.
: im -vfll tdev o'ir -ittwrti.tii.ti .'. .e ;'hp (nv.
UUK ,llot,vKl Ak.llKUi.n.Ui-.i'.'ri vir.u, - a', ...
.ii-nl '.HQ-arikner Tl ' .' Till, Vluin- ,1
l!iFiBrs!)ii3rioiiiTl25
-or it i-itr i'.," rut ,
'".' Mt-.te :lin " ,.iii . 't
" t i't'"-e -tr.r. Ir' ' .-
11;
Poor Jnhnar-
Johnny I wish my folka would
airree upon one thins? and not keep ma
ail the time in a worry.
Tommy What have tlu-y been doing
now?
Johnny Mother won't let me at ml
on my head, and dad ia all the tlma
fussing because I wear my shoes oat o
fut. Kt-Blta.
'loerit Vltfht la ICHrti.
Eve hud ,u.t ,irrayd c-rt-eif .a a
lrdle of ran.
"Oh. .Viliiin, ' !. .ret i rtaiiraiiy,
"lan't till list .oreiy ."'
"TJeautifuK" Ker.:'d ,er -nn;e.
with 1 iarrioiUe ,'rta. "I ,iinpi.e you
are attireti .'or 'he inera.'"
Ilaatily 'inking jia irm a liers, a
led the way -n ,i ,'rnve where ' he ;)tri-dat-tyts
were uniftnir. f. ''. Z'.iara.
The Alias Stum
..I t
twr Thlaat WaataA.
"When it oumea to maTriatf I
wouldn't giT9 a thought to how much
the man I love ia making," remarked
the dreamy eyed (ftrL
"Heither would L" answered tha
practical damaei. "Vhat would pri
marily iatareat me would be howmuca
ha had alraady made. There' no use
taking eaaacea." Tlt-Oita.
"Forchen-Hunt ia buay theaa day
trying to think up a aeheme tu eradl
eata certain weetia."
"Taal don't mean he'a irona in for
(rardenina;?
"Oh. no; he'a tryinir to indue tha
Widow Gotrox to marry him." Phila
delphia Preaa.
Muuutly guiaO, without pain or datautioa from buainaas, leavjoe 00 cravimi
iiuua o' othor atiiuulauta. W raatotw tha narvou and physical systems to
: tMtmaJ vouditiou bKaua w rauivva tn causae o( disease. A home remady
by an (uuitmiu hyaiian.
WVAKANTfrar X MIMC FHKTC TRIAL Til KATnC XHT
ji iuuUhI voriaaHHkUaMvat f;iily witli phyaiciaiM. solicited. Writ today.
s Uttnhatts Tbere?ut!3 AssocZailca
V tta araadwan taai Tort
SUPPORT
KOTTS EMULSION ara as a
hridfa ta carry th wtahaaad asd
carved lyttaoa sloaj natlt It cm ffeat
iirm Mippart ia ordinary foad.
SaaiforfMi
SCOTT DOWNS,
jm9 tl I'rmn Slrw.
ya, aaii,na all
Hrm VoHk,
iTorat atty
The Wlht or Srtdrnr.
Pimt ilonkt-y Prof. Uahonn telir
ered ijtuto an interesting lisoourse
on the itiestion: "Do -he human
animals think'."
Second Monkey 'Vlu.t .a the pro.
feasor' opinion?
First Monkey Well, he doesn't
know, exactly. He nays they .'er
tainly do a good many thintrs which
Indicate that ther don't P-ick.
wllw4a; Onlera.
Mrs. Hiram Offen ilere, Urtdget, rf
Bow duaty it la under th bed.
Bridget Yee'm.
Mra. Hlrnm Offen tlaren't I tm.
pressed upon yon that you must nvwep
under th beda?
Bridget Av i!oara. ma'am, an' how
aonld th dust yet there if I haun t
pt it under? PhiladelnhiaPrcaa.
lattaaxata.
"She ia a Daughter of tha 3rola
"Yon don't say? I could imagine
bar a Maiden Aunt of the Heroin,
tloa." Puck.
Baaallr that War.
"Did thy make much moaey as
th fancy fair?
"Yea, indeed, and all berauae th
prices wera s safair." Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Tk ImI Ttilaaj.
Mrs. yewl-wed What oau we bey
baby that will am us him?
Mr. Newlywed Oh. anything that
will mean torture for tha rest of as.
Judge.
"It is when a yormg man ia ia Iowa.
remarked, tha Obaerrer of Erenta and)
Thingsv "that h hasn't, a siasrle idea
Groceries, Dry Gcccs. Nu'
a
tions, Hardware, Drugs,
Chinaware, Shoes!
Cigars aijd Tcc.-i-
' OUR MOTTO :
'V.. Lrtid Let n.ose 'V'm
''at 7 ;!rv,
VI ways he LIint ?rtc L'aui ;r .utrr .Vroucc.
Y.m uvp .1 -taming cniitioa :o - oil.
H. h. EBRI-GHT,
a
IT TTTwT
-a--.-a. i a.
Mrs, Ilcnpeck Tu-'norrrrw
the fifteenth, irivertarT
marnage.
Zlenpeok Voit needn't 'iuct ae
with :t, Detrr.t Tree presa.
Ptavnalaa Aheaid.
SlBUi Merrie ays she :ctfr. s to
learn to skate this winter.
Marie But ihe iear&ed last iter.
Sulth Yes; but she broke ! -r eee
ffBgement to that fellow. Jndgc.
k Ualle.
Read the
POST
And ail rtiti lanr
SEWS.
Mm Hatterson gare tot hLv l.ud
an awful lecture yesterdar.
Mrs. Ctitarson Did he need it?
"So. Jat I did." Lifei
Lax&tiv 3roiiu-.iia:r.- rhtie'- cro
. uTOiiini'.iv. (, me. "vi :rr. .rva
i .events.
us sum ueao. lonxera a