The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, April 09, 1903, Image 7

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rile niiMnnne QTnne
I invite all to my trtore ami call your attentiou tu my lino of,
Dry Goods, Notions,
Groceries, urugo.
Hardware, Tinware,
ftaeensware, U-iasware,
Hats and Gaps.
Boots and Shoes.
1 F8 Sps;Iai3 Bitraordiaar Um.
'.,( 8-day Clock in niurket my price, $2.00.
Fuim'v Park Outings, 5c. up.
;,-t seamless Grain Uags,
i;i;irjrv W'liips, 1 or., 20e, 25c, 3te, oOc.
",!t Window Shades, Kte.
KiHiulard Tul)le Oil Cloth, lor..
Watch iy Markets
fr l.utter anl Kgg, Lard ami Poultry. I always pay
more than my competitor
goasianption
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N. T. Dundore
DUNDORE, PENNA.
RFFDS That SuCCBEd
If I ' The Seed lloue of I). I.nwlreth A Son, the olftent in Am-
i.. i,A 119 venrn' expi-rieneo wtMi SpwIh, ami tlieiilt of tin nre i evil t itUe mtmi-c
, , ' .. , I.. ill.... I l,..l..1Lr U.....1 I' It I t X.l. Ur.V... of Sl-lllt
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..liiniU wf 111111"'". v-.u ", .......... --- .
B.iC semi forit.
AMERICA'S BED FOR lSOa
11,,. ii'juiM lo make this attnw-tive net! showy heel iir aorth from $A7i to t' 0'", i'.irljnc
.. hut lull U1I llttVO lUO I-ecu-i iokih" nit-ill, n-- ui ".v --
...ii..'..iircawl onlcr.jjinoiiiitliiit to tl.lliiir mire. See 4ri0 illustration iunl full .tcsorii-
it"1.' .. ....... I U iu tn..!... f '..r.lwu
II l.imltt'lim mi..j. ....... r - .
BIG RETURN ON A 25 CENT INVESTMENT.
, I-innlri'tliN' Kiirly ujiituor
. sUiiK.ru' Iin' hit lMly yii&vr.
, fv.'iirli't T'iiniHij.H
, llitlrctlif" First
, Virini 1 Hnliil licit h r
Arkuti-uvH Trawler
lt(.fml;.l( iVnrl
mu -truths' Knrlii'Mt
PRODUCE
,( two Ili-mtn of tlulilinijc .
OOCp SEED loon It.io'Bof lit la. . .
i iiiw r rui 1 n t. v ucMiinivr
) mm) HemlHOf LeUUee . .
f 56 Fruits ot Wiitorniulon .
I Ml) ItulliH of Onioc . , .
d0 Hants of Tnnnto. . .
Whii'h nilSi cliuii .4SeeiUr twenty five (itJ.cont.s lmiuIomi! with Hie Order will be mi A,
f 11
D. LANDRETH & SONS
I,,r-.l in lill cmlem pruuiptly sud ati-
r'r- ....... 1217 Market Street.
JAMES VICK,
FOF.ME LY OF OCMESTEfl, N V.
M.U1.IR Mail ObOIH DtTEHT.
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
ONE PACKAGE FREE !
Hiiveymi cot Dyspepsia, Indizestion, or any kiiul of tsUmiaeh
lilmeiils? You can be Cured ; I will send you FRbU n packajje oi
fciy stomach Ublels whkh is the Leiit remedy for the Htomaett that
I.,,.,,!, i,,,,,,, nronnro.i f lm t?o imil TM.in. tli'in "0 vc'its' exneritfiiee
lerfwtiiiB a remedy that will cure all forms of Htomueh trouble, mieh
is (lyspeiiMa, luaigestion, gas on me bioiuueu, umn-uuiu, mipHiK.u
trtiieliuirt, and poor digey :if'j
'TSfomach Tablets
ItwUt llio stomach to diirest food. That U their mission. They DO
fUISIiy netting things rii?ht in the stomaeu. Create new Jife and
nergy hy strengtnennig tne stomaeu.
Any Form of Stomach Trouble
an In- c ured if the rieht remedy is used. My Stomach Tablets is the
Remedy. 1 have seen hundreds of very bad eases cured by them.
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: .1 : A'.'k.'i i ! u.:. i:::-!.-. wiiiio it
?cnI f r fiec v.Tnple.
SCOTT .1 l'OWN K, ( licn.Mv
W-4'5 P" 1 .'iireci, New Vork.
5 c. and 1 1 all druggists.
The torrr l'.fTrct of Ai.torr.
'"MrSoclyy eats ut cue of t liust iiiivk
luncli rtvstiinrmits wlirrp the rvntn is
i.Imii.vs errvleil during llio liou'licini
limirs. The other day a jiatrmi uf the
Jibi-e stood rij,rlit lu liinii liim waiting
to i.iintch liis clmir as soon as lie tin-is-hnl.
MeSorley fell t he fi llnw V l.nnil
on tin- lme.k f the elinir and it juale
him hot."
"V.liiitdiflUf.lo?"
"lie ordered n sermnl jiif e of y.;'e
jnst t lm tile -tin- Mlow, and if tio in
oimI nilh a lirii nlde niaek of iieme in-diKet-lSoti."
('lM-id.iim Plain Duller.
Hrmrtlea RclatlTe.
Vis I res Did you learn how Mrs.
Upton wna? I
Servant riease, mum, I pulled at '
the doorbell half an hour, and
couldn't make anybody hear. 1 thiol:
the bell had been inn tiled. j
Mistress The idea! How is the '
poor invalid to know that all her
friends are anxious uliuitt her. if her
Vearlless relalies have inutUed the
door-bell? N. V. Weekly.
Sentiment anil llnainea.
"I cannot umier.-t :i ad, -'.i why yon
permit your dlntir'iur to sue me for '
breueh of proiii!:-!-. Von remeinber
that you were bitterly opn ed to our
engagement, bt'eausi' I wasn't good '
enough for her and would disgrace
the family?" I
"Young man. t!iat w:is sentiment; '
this is business."- Tit-tiits. !
Invdie'M iMtlum. !
Mnad MuKi r. .hi a winti r's day,
Wasn't rakinn the tiew-mow 11 hay;
Of furtuiip Maud di sin d X illee '
So she said notl.iiiE and rut lee.
Cliieinuatl ICiinu.r. r.
Cnntrnry to Trnilltiun.
When lirlltjet lltrhlf ihe kltchm flre rhe
' ne kerowne;
Thereevii little boy hi oft cats nilt f that
n re reen.
And In fi!tr of nil t'hnt has htm fling anJ
all that tits bfvn riihl.
It '.p a fact that neither JJridjsel n ir :t.e boy
Is dead.
Washiiinton P:ar.
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A CLAIM I A (tll.lt M'lll'.
he had laid
f.r :frjrjt3 sr.d Children.
m n - .... . n inwiAM
The li;il Yon V. Aas lloul.t li:s liorno tl signa
ture of li:i . I!. I'lett "ie ', ml li;is lx-en mado under It is
jiersoual siiici't! ii.ii I'.ir r,;M ."t years. .Mlow no ono
to ! i ,.t! !t (his. Coiititerl'i'its, ltnital ions ;nul
4.ltist-aS"'on,l " j. re Inn i".v1Ti iiuc!i(, ami endanei' tlio
liealth tit' t'hililt n l'..nr:enee a;jainr t ivperinieiit.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
v? licar-; l.'ic fcisrnaturc oi
In Use For Over 30 Years.
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Liberal Adjustment e-
PEIV1E!V!E-.F
H. HRRVEY BCHf.-Li J
GENERAL il5 a A NCI: r .
Mis Froft He said
claim ti my heurt.
Miss Thaw What, did yon say?
Miss Frost 1 t.dil liim it was n
pood deal like staking out a elaiiu in
the Klondike. X. V. Times.
Deplorn hie.
Great ttiniiKht hiv oft nllnwi if to as,
And maree a m.ntal notes;
While d.illiiis are ihe thlUKs, alas!
That sometime set the votti!.
Washington Star.
TIIK SEIIV.r tlt KSTIOX.
Airim
MiiNlly Kiptnlnetl.
"ileutiie," said the fond mother,
"why do vmi throw your clothes on
the lloor that way?"
"Do you i i ally want to know?"
asked the precocious youngsti r.
"Of course."
"Well, it's because it's easier than
hanging them up." -Chicago Post.
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Tin- . in i r.T.iidi'ti
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; The St;ii!(jai! Ac
Tlic Ken' Y! k :
1 The fidcliti) Mm
Your Fatrciiatt
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. .! Insurant
iitMiraiicc Co.
Life Assoc!
elicited
The Oxford.
It was the moan's c ustom to spank
her boy with hi r slipper at frcipient
intervals. I
" There is nothing quite like an Ox- '
ford training," she would explain to '
visitors. Puck. i
Similiter oir. i
Jlonier So you and Mrs. Ncxtdnor
arc not on speaking terms? 1 thought '
you were boom friends? I
Mr. I' ' - -- were tmtil we
es:'har.bvu"(ivuivJttis. - u.tugf: Duily
INctvi.
MOST
LIBERAL
OFFER
OF
THE
YEAR.
HEREWITH ARE TWO Among
Many Testimonials.
Strawti. Tex.. Feb. 10, 1!K)3
Mr. John Morrow, Springfield, O.
Dear mi Please find rz.M tor
kliieh mtiil me t hree boxes of the
toiimeh Tablets, these I order for
remit, J have taken about two
I'lXisiind they cured me of sto-
piacii trouble. Many or my
ricmls imve tried them and say
lliey are the best they have ever
irlnl. I could not sleep on my
It side for many years, but I
hi lie down now and sleep any-
My I happen to lie down.
lours truly,
K. L. Ramsey,
Rankin, 111., May 10, 1032
Mr. John Morrow : Dear Sir
Received box of John's stomach
Tablets and took them according
to directions (- days) and I slept
soundly both nights, something
I had not done for over a year,
and I was hungry every meal
and enjoyed eating. For the
last year, soon as I would eat I
would feel my stomach and head
begin to pain me. I am going
to send part of this package to
my daughter, and if it helps her
(I feel sure it will), I will soon
send you another order.
Yours truly,
Mit.s. U. A. fiitii'i rnt.
I
Mi. .dl'... n I.- .frtti itr i ItaiYi FDFF iu lmuitil n mv fnil Ii in nnl nv
berieiuo with my Tablets in curing dyspepsia.
write me at once and the FREE I RIAL I'ACKAUU will be sent
ri tiirii mail, and soon you will be cured. (U-l'J-lO-t)
JOHN MORROW, Chemist, 96 Forest Ave., SPRINGFIELD, OHIO
'IND0R HOUSE
W. II. Ill TI.F.R, Proprietor
Market Si., Harrisburg Pa.,
(Oppmite 1. It. U. Depot Entrance)
nlleil lor All Trnlnn.
pis, 25 and 50c. Good Meals, 25c
(inml accommodations.- If
ineiouica aad Wamaun taetald
ktive Bronio-Quluine Tablets cure
"iuaiiay. No cure, no pay. Price
ltd.
PAYS
to advertise in a live and up-to-ilate
newspaper. For results
The POST.
CHESTER'S ENGLISH
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od it, 'i ..P9 danifern abatl-
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ra r.'.,.f for IMllaa." In Utter,
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au.. -
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Guaranteed Under
$20,000 BOND
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PATENT CO., 107 Betz Build-
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It the world, oiler to make a Guar
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ers of this Journal who will
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They will also give a certificate
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Valid Patents with the broad
eHt claims secured on easy week
ly payments. Write to-day.
Mrs. Newly Wed (from above)
Hrhlget! Put the lemons on the ice
so they won't get sour.
Dridget (to herself) Is it nnny
whonder that 1 ask double pay for
serving the loikos of (hot? N. Y.
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No. 5 Run T. F.
S.S. WILLIAMSON
President.
Over-Work Weakens
Your Kidneys.
Unhealthy Kidneys Hake Impure Blood.
All the blood In your body pasees through
your kidneys ones every three minutes.
i ne Kidneys are your
blood purifiers, they fil
ter out the waste or
impurities In the blood.
If they are sick or out
of order, they fail to do
their work.
Pains, aches and rheu
matism come from ex
cess of uric acid In the
blood, due to neglected
kidney trouble.
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble, because the heart is
over-working in pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
It used to be considered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin
ning in kidney trouble.
If you are sick you can make no mistake
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy is
soon realized. It stands the highest for Its
wonderful cures of the most distressing cases
and is sold on Its merits
by all druggists In fifty
cent and one-dollar siz
es. You may have a
sample bottle by mall nmw or swamp-Root,
free, also pamphlet telling you how to find
out if you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing Dr. Kilmer
i Co., Binghamton, N.
I) I pi o iii ii 1 1 eAri.
She I suppose you have to flatter
people a great deal?
He Yea. Sometimes you have to
flatter them by telling them you don't.
Puck.
RnoiiRli.
Jaggles When that Kussian applied
to have his name changed did the court
ask for any reasons?
Waggles Not after he gave his
same. Judge.
Not Ldkely.
Lady Does your mother know that
you're smoking?
The Kid Well, as I live about three
miles frum here, I don't tink dat she
docs. Chicago American.
Chokln Him Off.
Visitor I've known your father for
20 years
Bobby Aw, don't tell me your
troubles! ST. Y. Journal.
A Clear ae.
Jaggles I see the scientists have
i determined that only the male par
rots learn to talk.
I Waggles That's probably so, to
'judge from the language they uie,
X. Y. Times.
Dors It lllnmeir.
"They say some blind people can
actually distinguish colors by the sense
of touch."
"That's nothing; there nre times
when I feel blue myself." lloston
Commercial Puiletin.
ft
The lew-York
Ti ibune Farmer
. . i !Jy for fanners
bead of tin' ai;lt
for plactii-al f:u iiiers,
-i'dc pndil limn ti,
is a national illiistiiiliil ngi it -1 1 1 1 1 : i : . 1
and their families, and stands at l!
cultural press. It is a practical papci
helping them to secure the largest pi
farm through practical methods.
It is entertaining, instinctive and practically useful u
the fanner's w ife, sons timl tlatighteis, whose iuteiesis ii
eoveis in an attractive manner.
The ret-ulur price Ib fl.00 per ymi, t ut for ii limited
time we w ill receive your subscription for THE NENV
VORK TKTBl NE FARMER mid also for yourown favoi in.
local newspaper, The Post, Miildli burg, Pa.
Both Papers One Yearforonly $1.25
m
Send j our onli r and nimn y lo 'The Post.
Your ntiuie nliil address on a postal caul to Till:
Mi W -YORK TRIBl M:;i-ARnr.R, New-York City, will
bring -.u fn e sample copy,
Mil lit lent.
Man (getting shared) What poli
tician did you shave with that razor
last?
Parber Why?
Man P.ccause it lias n pull. X. Y.
Times.
l.nNtlnic f4iiiNefnenreH.
Cora Are those dangerous
crobes that nre found in kisses?
Her Maiden Aunt They are,
dear, when they prove to be
germs of matrimony. X. ". Sun.
ml-
my
the
i ftil II 1 1
The F.ienlve Town.
"Yes; I've been to Xew Y'ork."
"You didn't stay long."
"No, It's hard to stay long In Xew
York; it's so easy to get short."
Philadelphia Press.
A Snre- Thlnr.
I'Tubdubbe Do you suppose that
girl that Pilkins is to marry is an
rich as she is taid to be?
Pinhedde Xo question about it I
know Pilkins. Smart Set.
Ilevelnllonn of latere!.
Rtubbs My new novel will hit the
public all right.
Scribbs What do you call it?
Stubbs "Confessions of a Cook."
Detroit Free Press.
Junt a Reminder.
Tom (angrily) I leave you to-night
forever!
Gladys All right, dear, but remem
ber tlusfl 1 have, an engagement for to
morrow night. Town Topics,
Practical View of It.
"The spirit moves me!" exclaimed
the poet.
"Well," said a fri.und, "that's cheaper
than paying house rent." Atlanta
Constitution.
A Mytcrr.
-Are you sure
this fish
Customer-
is fresh?
Waiter I don't know, sir. I've only
been hero three days. Town Topios.
No Love Lost.
"You have accepted George I Whyt
you know very well that I don't ap
prove of him."
"That's tjl right, mamma. Neither
does he approve of you. Life. I
Schools and Courses of Susquehanna
University, Seiinspve, Pa.
TKACUKKS' ( Ol'KSK.At thi.- time cpriiil nllci.tum is riillul ( i!:
course. It is inti mli 1 to ;nivitn c 1 1 if 1 11'n-icin-y and laruiiir t juiuitj
of those wlio tcm li tliit inir tlie Winti r, iiml nl.-o to pupai e fur loudiing.
The entire cuiiisc covers four ytius, all el which tan he taken hy leacher
without inli'iTtiitioii of thiic wt'ik in the st l.nol-rni'iii, aial lt:u!s ii. to a
ic-i iiiniii iit certificate ami other advantages. This meets a loiijr it-It want
of leat hers who must cirn their education with meagre salaries and oiler?
excellent opportunities for steady advancement. Teachers and those who
wish to prc .ate successfully for tta liirjr should not fail to ae(iiaiiit
themselves fllllv with 1 1 if I it IK lit s to I If. del i M d from this coilise. This
' year the term latins April (j, ISKKi, and elosts July 'J!', l'.Ki;;. Expense
are very low. Write lor lull particulars.
MUSICAL CONSF.UVATDUY AND COLLKtiK lOU YOUNG
LA1HKS. Jlcerrces mill iii!omas (i ranted. The Spin."; ltini Ujrira
April 1, l'.io:;, nnd c lost s June 17, I'.'t'o. Spicinl iiriai'gt incuts h:iv
lieen made for a large attendance for MUSIC and other studies. There
is a splendid course in Elocution. Facilities are nowhere lu tti r. The
work is in charge of an iilih- corps of teachers who rank with lust any
where. The large imposing Ladies' Hall has all the modern ( oiivenit ncui.
The environment is home, like and parents can rest assured that their
daughters will he given the last care in every way. The climate is very
healthful and the surrounding scenery isall that Id he desired. Our
students come from the best homes. Why not give your daughier tlic
advantage of at least a lew terms away at 'ollcge. The day has gone hy
when the girls were kept ut home, and only the hoys scut to college
Kates are very reasonable. Write for catalogue and particulars.
COMMERCIAL COURSE. An increasing nun. her of young persons
are finding Incur, ive positions at the colliding dc;k and in offices. Ti
meet this tit mand '.lie University oilers a thorough and ( llic'icnt Commer
cial Course, cotisis'.ng ol Iiook-k-cping, l'cntnanship, Shorthand, Gmi
mcrcial Law, etc. All or any I these subjects may he pursued. Jjesiden
securing a superior ('on hick i; ' u:rsc, our students enjoy the additional'
advantages of a Gymnasium, I.'.-ury and Heading-room, Literary S-'io-ties,
and the University life in general. The University atmosphere
stimulates the ambition of stiulei.t, nnd, together with eflieient instruction
gives exceptionally satisfactory i emits. Ve have no difliculty in swor
ing positions for all students eoi 'pitting the course. Write for terms and
particulars."
The College of Liberal Arts is noted for its excellent Scientific and
Classical Courses. A course in Civil Engineering is given.
The Preparatory School fits students for College entrance. Address,
J. I. WOODRUFF, A. N. WA11XEK, or J. F. KEMFFER.
Dean. Ut-tstror. Field iiec'j-