M1j)LEBUKG POST.
I ;nvite all to my" store and call your attention to my line of,
pry Goods, Notions,
groceries, urugs,
Hardware. Tinware,
Queensware. Glassware,
Mats ana uaps.
Boots and Shoes.
A Fbw SDBCials Extraorfliaary Urn.
p,-.t 8-day Clock iu market my price, 82.00.
Fancy Dark Outings, 5c. up.
5,.t seamless Graiu Hags, 20c.
Hll,gy Whips, 15c, 20c, 25c, 35c, 50c.
FeUNVimiow Shades, 10c.
Standard Table Oil Cloth, 15c.
Watch Wly Markets
r Hotter and Eggs, Lard and lultry. I a'.Auys pay
ii .re than my compctitoi
N. T. Dundore,
DUNDORE, PENNA.
"Whe.i the butter wont
come put a penny in the
rhurn,' is an old tine ikir
proverb. It often seems l
work though no one has eve;
told why.
When mothers are worried
"xcause the children do no-
strength and flesh wt
Ll BKA OI.D IX ONE DAT.
iWs refund the money if it
v vv frovi'H tuirnature
loi'ure.
,;(.:. CROUSE,
iTTOBSK AT LAW,
MlDDLEUORtt, FA.
UomusB entrusted to his of
ltWlVi urolUDl Hueuiiuu.
LB. Pottiegeis
ItLINSOROVl, r A.
mKMlonal buslnoss entrusts to my care
Laive prompt and careful attention.
INDOR HOUSE
W. H. HITLER, Proprietor
Market SI., Harrisburg Pa.,
(Opposite P. R. R. Uepot Entrance)
I failed for All rmlnV
W 25 and 50c. Qood Meals, 2 5c
Good accommodations, tf
L list sag aaad WrKHM
fctive Bn.iiKMuiuine Tablets care
Hlutttiay. io cure, no pay. Price
k'tTKIXS' NOTICE. Notice Is hereby
km that letter IcitamentHry upon the es
l Henry Meniilc, late of Perry town-
nyder Co.. Pa., dee'd. have been issued
I formal law to the undernisned, to whom
(bird to mii.l estate should make Imme
kivineiil and those haviiiKClaim again!
.ii present tlu-m duly authenticated for
Hot.
Philip V Sciinkk, 1 .
Philip Menulk, txecutora.
hMntMill-, Jim. 20 03.
$5.50 Sample' Outfit FREE
I Itr Mi.u'a Klaetrle 0ram.
traiijlit front. Nature's own remedy
I fur Backache. Nervousness. Indi
1 gestiou, Headache, Liver and Kid
ney Troubles; price si lo 1
Ur. Ncutl'a llalr Hmlic.
for Fallinir Hair; price. 1 Toilet
nic e.. Write for I ideal Term.
ti.A.Scott,870B,way N.Y.
lECtTOll'S NOTICE.-Notice is
Irfby eivt'D. thr letters testamentary up-
wtwie or HunryJK. ttlcgel, late Of
r, Snvder eountv. Peuna..
N, bvo bern Issued In due form of law
uarnlirnrd, to whom all Indebted to
fute shuuld make Immediate payment
riwhavlnffclnlmAflfnfclnHr.lt. nhnnlri nre.
ftmduly auihentlcHted for wt Uomen t.
HAKLOTTK RIKUKI,,
1b. Pa., Jan is, IMS. Executrix.
JILNISTRATOR'S NOTICE. Let
ters of Administration in the en-
W Henry lloyer, late Of Jackson twp.
F w. ra., UBca., having oeen granr
Mw QridPreltrnprf nil iwrannH Irnow.nfr
fires IMebte d to said estate ai e requested
p lmmllftte payment, while I nose having
present them duly authenticated to
C W, BOYER, Administrator,
liartlelon, I'a,
MKISTKATOR'S NOTICE. Let
"lof Administration I n t h e
I George llouser, late of Ch a p m a ri
Kre,o, Pa., deo'd, bavins been granted
-.li.nneu, an persons knowinir tnstn
iwtbied to said estate are requested to
Fnsdlate nttvmnnt M1a thna h.vinu
1111 present them duly authentieated tu
r""Rueu.
I W. n. HOUSER,
p1,Pa.,Feb.91U.a. Administrator,
RD-Severl nenuina nf fliftrActer and
PfoMion In each state (one in this Co.
P1' lo represent and advertise old estab-
Mllhy business house of solid financial
r. lary 131 weekly with expenses ad
payable in cash each Wednesday
I IMm h-. .1 A1 II I
r when necessary. References. Kn-
r'i-slilresed envelope, Colonial Co,
rtwa8t.,L'lilcoBa.
J-l-16t
PAYS
to advertise in a live and up-date
newspaper. For resulU
The POST.
A Steady Income.
T . .
Lmmision paid weekly. oUr 1X0
1 requires local and traveling agents
utiipo,e ot lt producta. AlFo
JL "i1 arrange for whole or part time.
Lr e guarantee nrnfltahU .n,l nl.
Tentthe year 'round. Write to day
I SIBH,
V- Company, Kor heater, If ..T
lie Wu Rich.
Hotel Proprietor Where did you
put that ugly old ninn who just regis
tered? Clerk Gave him the best in the
house.
Proprietor How do you know he
enn afford it?
Clerk I caught a glimpse of his
wife waiting in the Indie' parlor.
She's young and pretty. Philadel
phia Tress.
EaterprlelnaT Man.
"I tell you," said Mr. l'udoogiis, "our
groeer i a shrewd fellow. He is ul
ways on the lookout for schemes that
will bring trade his way."
"He must be successful," said Mr.
Wunder.
"You bet he is! Why, he has the
biggest rush right now on mince-meat
that you ever sa. He is giving away
a box of pepsin pills with each pound
of it." Judge.
AVhaut Inspired the HrmarkT
"Sniitliers remarked to-night, after
taking dinner at my house, that he
always tried to hurry through the
disagreeable duties of life as fast as
possible."
"Humph! Had he eaten very fast?''
"No, but he was smoking a cigar 1
gave him, and I noticed it didn't last
long." Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune.
Worrlea.
"I am very much afraid," said Mrs.
Cumrox, "that our daughter isn't mak
ingthe progress in musical culture that
she ought to, considering the cost of
lessons."
"Why not?" inquired her husband.
"She prefers a piece that cost only
fifty cents to one that I paid a dollar
for." Washington Star.
Ileyond Ilia Power.
Tailor When shall you pay me that
bill?
Smithkins Upon my soul, old chop,
you remind me of my little nephew.
Tailor I do? Why?
Smithkins llccause you ask ques
tions that for the life of nie I can't an
swer. Town Topics.
Told the Troth.
She You told me I was the only
woman you ever proposed to.
He True.
"True, is it? I've henrd that you've
been engaged to three women."
"All of them were widows, my love.
They didn't wait for a proposal."
N. Y. Weekly.
The Voice of Experience.
"Do you think that the stage exer
cises an elevating influence?"
"Yes," answered Mr. Stormington
Barnes. "I don't know of anything
better than the classic drama for de
veloping the noble virtues of patience
and humility." Washington Star.
Ctaaaltteid.
Miss Vera Rich Yes, papa has
fired Freddy out a dozen times.
The Maid Meavens, miss! And he
still keeps calling? Isn't he flat?
Miss Vera Rich Yes; papa calls
him a fireproof flat. Judge.
Approval.
"I much admire men's honesty."
The rogue exclaimed, with cynic glee;
"If all folk were at had as me
What competition there would be!"
Washington Btar.
HIS POIJJT or VIEW.
"One thing has always struck me
as being peculiar in this world."
"What's that?"
"The man who has money enough
to pay as he goes can get all the
credit he wants." Louisville Courier
Journal.
j
:ay give t'lem Scott's Enuil
:"n.
It is like the penny in the
v.'.lk because it works tint'
realise there is something
i.Uonibhing about it.
Scott's KmuLsion is simply
milk cf pure cod liver oi'
with some hypophosphite:
especially prepared (or delicaU.
stomachs.
Children take to it naturally
because they like the taste
and the remedy takes just as
naturally to the children be
cause it is so perfectly adapted
to their wants.
For all weak and pale and
thin children Scott's Emulsion
is the most satisfactory treatment.
We will send you
the penny, . e., a
sample free.
Re sure that this picture in
the Inrm ol a label it mi the
wrapper o( every bottle ol
Emulsion you buy.
SCOTT & BOWNE,
Chemists,
400 Pearl St., N. Y.
Joe snd fi.oo ; all druggio
Cm see.
First Cannibal Our chief has the
hay fever.
Second Cannibal What brought it
on?
First Cannibal lie ate a grass
widow. N. Y. Sun.
A I.kernry Tint.
"Judging by her portrait you'd eon
.lude she v.ns a person of advanced
literary attainments, wouldn't you?"
"Yes, but I happen to know that she
un't as well read as the is painted."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Black Ar4.
Friend I suppose a great many deal
ers visit you?
Artist Yep. The coal dealer is the
one that worries me most just now.
Chicago American.
ottirnl Deduction.
"l);cs he claim In know much about
women?"
"No; he says tiny are beyond his
Comprehension."
"Then he's married." Chicago Post.
Over -Work Weakens
Your Kidneys.
Unhealthy Kidneys Hake Impure Blood.
All the blood in your body passes through
your kidneys once every three minutes.
1 ne kidneys are your
blood purifiers, they fil
ter out (he waste or
Impurities In the blood.
If they are sick or out
of order, they fail to do
their work.
Pains, achesandrheu.
matism come from ex
cess of uric acid In the
blood, due to neelected
kidney trouble.
Kidney trouble causes quick or unsteady
heart beats, and makes one feel as though
they had heart trouble, because the heart is
over-working In pumping thick, kidney
poisoned blood through veins and arteries.
It used to be considered that only urinary
troubles were to be traced to the kidneys,
but now modern science proves that nearly
all constitutional diseases have their begin
ning In kidney trouble.
If you are sick you can make no mistake
by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild
and the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy Is
soon realized. It stands the highest for Its
wonderful cures of the most distressing cases
and is sold on Its merits
by all druggists In fifty
cent and one-dollar siz
es. You may have a
sample bottle by mail
free, also pamphlet telling you how to find
out it you have kidney or bladder trouble.
Mention this paper when writing Dr. Kilmer
5t Co., Binghamton, N. Y.
Hoese r SaanBool
At tt IVnrsralB.
"Han want but little here below"
This fact's won him renown
While woman wants a lot of things
- And wants them all marked down.
Lot Angeles Herald.
Can't Lose Her.
Biggs Do you have any trouble
keeping a cook?
Boggs Not In the least. The fact
is, I can't get rid of my cook. She's
my wife. N. Y. Herald.
Was a. Widower, of Coorae.
"And here U where friendship
ceases," remarked the groom, as he
led the blushing bride to the altar.
Yonkers Statesman.
Always (he Way.
haggles Are these relatives - of
fours next or distant?
Waggles The ones who have any
money are very distant. N. Y. Times.
m Preeaatlsm.
"The old gentleman played
mighty mean trick on me," remarked
the young hopeful.
"What was it?"
"Well, you know I've always car
lied an old watch that no pawnbrok
er would even look at, tiul father
promised me a r.ew one for mv birth
day." "Well?"
"Well, he gave it to me. tut he had
my name engraved on the case."
Chicago Post.
t nrraaonable.
The hotel lounger went to the fau
cet and drew, a glassful of water.
"Here!" he exclaimed, lin king with
horrilicd eyes at soiuelhii g in the
glass. "Whut kind of water do you
keep on tap, anyhow?"
"What's the matter with it?" asked
the hotel clerk.
"There's a thing swimming nroiuiu
in it that looks like a lizard."
"Well," demanded the clerk, "what
did you expect with a free drink".
Alligators?" Chicago Tribune.
Time to Intrude.
Mother Is Mr. Kisseiu iu the par
lor yet?
Little Son Yes.
"What are they doing?"
"They are Bitting a good ways
apart, and talking; lnu sister has
taken off her Elial.evi nil!'.
"Very well; I'll go down nt once"
N. Y. Weekly.
Sloe Person 4o Take On.
The Heiress (l.iiierh )-Of course,
every bi.ii knows y mi married me for
my money .
Her Husband Well, I can't. see that
that shows very wonderful discern
ment. No tine would it- fool enough
to imagine I wedded you foryour looks.
Ally Sh.per.
All I.) lUrlf.
It was the (irat time that four-year-old
Willie had ever seen a
snake; and, as it writhed nnd
squirmed along, he ran into the
house to tell of his discovery. "Oh,
miiiiiina!" he exclaimed, "come here
quick. Here's a tail wagging with
out any dog." Detroit Free Press.
The Court Snlitgerrd.
Coiinsel--(io on, sir relate the
words used by the defendant In the
libel you complain of.
Plaintiff-He said he defied me to
find a bigger liar and thief than 1 was.
Counsel And what did you reply?
Plaint ilT-I told him I should go to
my solicitor. Ally Slopcr.
The Only Teal.
Blinkers Talking about aged peo
ple, there's a woman in my tow n who
says she is 110 years old.
Winkers Does she rememler danc
ing with George Wiu-liingtt.n?
"Xo."
"Then she's a fraud." N.Y. Weekly.
Counterfeit All Aronnd.
"They say her husband's title is
bogus."
"Well, if so, It's only another caiie
of the eternal fitness of things. Her
father made his money in the bul
terine business." Chicago Kecord-llerald.
From the Next ovel.
Percy was intoxicated by the sub
tle perfume which enveloped her and
all her belongings, the faint essence
of gasoline proving she had an auto
mobile and was indeed to the manor
born. X. Y. Herald.
Their Vletva.
'Twlxt rralist and poet
Thi dJffon ni'e we kin;
One likes to see the sun eft,
The other one, the hen.
N. Y. Times. .
WUAI.TH TO iAW.
a a, muni ' iimwiii
First Pup (Jee, I'd like to be dat,
lady's dog.
Second Pup Why?
First Pup I heard a man say that
she's got a million bones. Chicago
American.
The Latrat from Mnserlrk.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all bis cash In a bucket;
Ilut bis (Tnttrhter named Nan
Kan away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Princeton Tiger.
The Weatern Standard.
Cobwigger How do you rate and
rank your society women in Chi
cago? Lakeside By the amount of ali
mony they are receiving. Judge.
Bad and Worse.
Polly The most disgusting thing
live is a man who flirts.
; Betty Yes, that's so except one
who won't. Town Topics.
Rot Wholly Abandoned.
"Yes," said the old Georgia farmer,
"it's true that Jim's in the legisla
tor'; but there's hope fer him yit!"
Atlanta Constitution.
Laeky Escape.
' Blinn You say yon saw old Bore,
lelgh yesterday; did he see yen?
Flinn No; I bad my rabbit' foot
with me. Town Topics.
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Schools and Courses of Susquehanna
University, Selinspve, Pa.
"""TKAC'IIEKS' C'OlUIbE.At this lime facial nlltntion is tiillttl to thin
course. It is intended to advance tlic tllicieiicy and earning capacity
of those who teach din ing the Winter, and also to prepare for teaching.
The entire course covers four years, all of which can lie taken l.y teachers
without interruption of their woik in the i-cliool-room, and leads up to a
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of teachers who must earn their education with meagre salaries and often;
excellent opportunities for steady advancement. Teachers and those who
wish to prepare successfully for leaching should not fiiil to nctiuiiint
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MUSICAL-CONSEliVATUKY AND COLEEfJE FOIL YOUNG
LADIES. Degrees and Diplomas Granted. The Spring term begin
April 1, 1903, and closes June 17, 1003. Special arrangements have
been made for a large attendance for MUSIC and other studies. There
is a iJplendid course in Elocution. Facilities are nowhere ktter. The
work is in charge of an able corps of teachers who rank with In st any
where. The large imposing Ladies' I lull has all the modern conveniences.
The environment is home like and parents can rest assured that their
daughters will be given the best care in every way. The climate is very
healthful and the surrounding scenery isall that could be desired. Our
students come from the best homes. Why not give your daughter the
advantage of at least a few terms away at College. The day has gone by
when the girls were kept at home, and only the lioys sent to college
Kates are very reasonable. Write for catalogue and particulars.
COMMERCIAL COUIISE. An increasing number of young persons
are finding lucrative positions at the counting disk and in ofiiccs. To
meet this demand die Univcrsitv oflci a thorough and efficient Commer
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