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.Work Weakens
Your Kidneys.
Kidneys Make Import Btoad.
,t Wood In your body puces through
Vneys once every threa minutes.
Iv - The kidneys your
blood purifiers, tbey fil
ter out the waste or
impurities in tbe blood.
If they are, sick or out
of order, they fail to do
their work.
Pains, aches and rheu
matism come from ex
cess of uric acid in the
blood, due to neglected
trcuble.
trouble causes quick or unsteady
kails, and makes one feel as thoueh
hd heart trouble, because the heart is
arkine in pumping thick, kidney-
ZgutA blood through veins and arteries.
ZyeA to be considered that only urinary
yes were to be traced to the kidneys,
tg0 moocm siciie iicmwy
..titutional diseases have their beein-
-r in kidney trouble.
j you are siqk you can make no mistake
.s-t doctorine your kidneys. The mild
Like extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer's
L-np.Root, the great kidney remedy Is
L. m4 MZCa. o ataiiua UK HiKUCSl lur ll
tederful cures of the most distressing cases
j is sold on us menw
, all druggists In fifty-
nd one-dollar sir-
jou
tm-le bottle by mail bmm of Bwup-Baot.
K you have kidney or Diaaaer irouoie.
iKi naner when vciUn? Dr. Kilmer
fie., Binghamton, w. I. '
WORTH SIXTY MILLIONS.
Oolavbhk t4rir4Mit Hit I
Caaaldere the Blhel
Mas Im the Worla.
Marcellus Hartley Dodge, by muny
millions the richest youth in the I'nited
States, probably attracts less attention
among those who do not know him
than any other student interested in
the commencement "exercise at Colum
bia university. Xew York, this year.
lie is still under SO, tall end slender
In appearance, with dark eye, and a
pallid complexion, that shows hisdevo
tion to his books. Alfred Gwynne
Vanderbilt received under his father's
will, after all oJher beqiiecta bud livn
Willie and the Meaalea.
"Tfor Willie's caught the measM."
Ids minima to btansnWl,
j& Willie. 0" forlorn and sick,
V! nestling in hie !.
-1 think you're wrnnK."said Willie,
"Ami 1 liea- to disagree;
1 adn t cutch the meale, .
Hut the measles theyniiBht me."
-K. Y. Herald.
HE KXUW ALL UWIT IT.
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Teachrr Now, Johnnie, in this sen-
ilots horse stand for?
Johnnie Horse is a noun, masculine
gender anu stands iorjonn.
Teacher Aonsense! Hour eoulii tnat
be?
Johnnies So dat John can shoe it, of
course. Chicago American.
The Difference,
Or tnan'f meat Is- another' polscm.
Ore courts the fate hi reign bors dread;
The locks that Johnson thinks are golden
To Smith perhaps look merely red.
-Chicago Kecord-Herald.
Why He Didn't Get Her.
' Prospective Fut.her-in-Law Do you
ever (ramble or smoke, sir?
Prospective 8on-in-I.aw Xo, sir!
Prospective rather-in-Law Do you
ever drink, sir?
Prospective Son-in-Law (absent
miiidedlv Well, I don't care if I do,
sir. tnart Pet.
Itealiatle.
Managing Kditor Well, I must say
you did that insane asylum assign
ment beiintifully. They tell me you
acted eiactlv like a madman. How
did you do it?
Keporter Why, I went right out
and got a suit of camel's hair under
clothes. Brooklyn Life.
The Only Rruos,
Mr. De Fad I can stand a good
deal, but I'd just like to know what
euse there is in this new fashion of
eating ice cream with a fork.
Mrs. )e Fud (a practical woman)
(Inesta can't eat it so fnst.-r-X. Y.
Weekly.
The Keal Thins.
Yonngwcd (on bridal tour) I
would like rooms for myself and
wife.
Hotel Clerk Suite, I suppose?
Youngwed That's what. She's the
sweetest thing that ever happened.
Chicago Daily News.
Sympathr.
Hojack Here's an account of how
a man wrote a love letter and got
into trouble by it.
Tomdik I can sympathize with
that fellow. That'B how I happened
to get married. Detroit Free Press.
A Hit of AdTlee.
He I gave Jones a bit of advice.
I told him that before he married his
girl he should look her mother over.
She Well, what happened?
He Jones married the mother.
Chicago American.
j Llrelr Eneooater.
Bacon Did you ever attend one of
these glove fights?'
Egbert Oh, yes; I went to one to
day, with my wife; it was advertised
os a bargain in kids. Yonkers Statesman.
THE COST OF IRRIGATION , LAPLA3DS INSECT PESTS.
laatui Kama Exaeaded by EaST"
laad la Africa aad ladta
far That I'aritoae.
MAliCKM J.L'B HARTLEY DOHGE.
(Dulumbia .fiwIerKraduat, Itichmt Bach
elor In America.)
fail, .about $54,000,000. AfaimneHu
Dodge received upward of $00,000,000
uxider his grandfather's will :a few
months ago.
His riches have not changed his man
nfr of life. He still live in otw room
at the lower part of Madison iivpimc,
jtet as he has done since he firs began
to prepare for college. It is toottar for
him to walk tft'Cohimbia, but wherever
he. lias to go within two or three aniles
of his home lv walks, simply to ttave
caTfare.
JJi is ecoiioiiucal almost to the point
of penury, lie dresses well, as luelits
an uinlergraiiiih.te, but never showily.
About the only extravagances that he
ha are clothes acid book.
Not long ago somebody nskwl'jouing
Dodge whut he would do when he left
Coliunbiii. "That will not be until
l'JO:!," lie said, "when I have nttairved
my majority. I intend, then, to gvt
right down to the serious problems of
life. While not so rich as Mr. Carnegie,
I do not intend to let worthy demand
on my charity go unheeded. I shall go
into business precisely w hat it will be
I have not determined but I shall keep
out of Wall street."
Those who look forward to the con
trol of the great rhers of America and
the use of funds supplied by the gov
eminent for that purpose point to the
fact that Knglaud hus spent' about
$;;i),Oimi,000 on the new Nile dams and
other works for controlling the great
Egyptian river aud making certain
the crops of the valley below, and that
she has invested the sum of $300,000,000
for irrigation purposes in India dur
ing the last 30 years. tuys Itny Stannard
Baker, in Century. A'single canal
from the Ganges cost $13,000,000; it
has a total length, including tribu
taries and drainage cuts, of 3.910 miles.
and irrigates over 1,000.000 acres of
land. These works in India, costly
and stupendous as t.hey have been, are
regarded by the English as a profit
able investment. There are 0.000.000
acres of Innd under cultivation in the
valley of the Nile, snportingn popula
tion of over 5.000.000 people. Mr. El-
j wood Mend.nn irrigation expert of the
United States vovernmcnt, estimate
that the Missouri river and its tribu
taries, if properly !lei will irri
gate five t unes as much territory, fur
nishing an opportunity for the expan
sion of surplus population that will
Inst the American people for a long
time tocome. No. these westernersdo
not believe in the necessity of foreign
islands as an outlet for American col
onization; 1hey point rather to their
ow n expanses nf unclaimed, cheap. rirh
land in a cVmiate that is nenrly perfect.
RARE PICTURE OF GRANT.
It Waa Taken Darin the Third Tear
of tbe Ueaeral'a Seeond Term
la the W hite Hauie.
A rare and curious picture of Gen.
U. S. Grant, which is reproduced here
with, came into tbe possession of the
Washington correspondent of the
Brooklyn Kagle last week. It was
taken during the third year of Gen.
Grant's- second term in the white house,
in the month of August, 1S7G. by George
Prince, the well-known Washington
photographer, who was at that time
Chronic Constipation Cured.
The most important discovery of
recent years is the positive remedy
for constipation. Cascarets Candy
Cathartic. Cure guaranteed. Genu
ine tablets stamped C. C. C. Never
old in bulk. Druggists, ioc
RARE riCTCRE OP GRANT.
(Taken Durlrg His Sicond Term as Presi
dent of the Kepuunc.)
official photographer for the treasury
department.
The photograph was secured for use
on the face of a medal that was Issued
at one of the government mint at thr.t
time. Mr. Trince soys that he docs not
think that Gen. Grant wore his whis
kers in the manner shown in the photo
graph for more than a few weeks.
He shaved oft his mustache and chin
whiskers because he was then suffering
from an irritation of the skin. Mrs
Grant disliked his appeurance in the
sideboards so much thnt the general
soon thereafter allowed bis full beard
to grow again.
Xnmethlnir New In Tool.
A cricket club of Englishmen in
Valparaiso, Chili, sent to England for
a large consignment of bats and a
few stumps. On arrival they were
liable to a duty of 30 per cent., but
it occurred to the captain, who had
had a good deal of experience in cus
tom house business, that it wvuin
be a good move to enter the goods
ns nirricultural Implements, which
were allowed to enter free of duty.
This was done and it was pointed
out to the custom house ofllciul who
examined the goods that with the
end of the stump and the aid of the
fiat of the bat a hole was made in
the ground In which seed was placed.
This explanation was considered sai
Isfactory. ' ;
Blaek riles aad Meaaaltaea Make
Ufa la That Caeatrjr Verr
lade.lrahle.
We shall never forget oue aw f ul day,
just before a heavy thunderstorm,
when we attempted to work a uiarsh,
but found it quite impossible to go
more than 20 yards without resting.
k veil is a great handicap in shooting,
ind we found it exceedingly difficult
to judge distance at all accurately. As
to trying to watch birds in this couu
try it was impossib.e to do so for any
length of time. Directly one stopped,
such a cloud of mosquitoes gathered
round one's head that after a short
time the bird could not be seen through
the binoculars owing to the dense
swarm of mosquitoes which quickly
gathered in front of the glass, relates
a writer in Knowledge.
The only times in which we were
able to discard our veils wns after we
had beaten the mosquitoes out of the
tent and fixed tbe curtain over the
doorway, and when after rowing hard
for an hour or so on a lake we left
the mosquitoes behind. At one place,
however, we met. a tiny black fly in
such myriads thnt it became a far
worse pest than the mosquitoe. This
fly was so small that no ordinary net
ting would keep it out, and it crept
into our hair ami ears and bit so hard
and unpleasantly thnt to escape going
mad we were forced to pack up our
things and run away from the place.
But no one who has been in the in
terior of Lapland in summer can ade
quately describe the blood-sucking iu-
sects which possess thnt country.
HAND KISSING LEAGUE.
An
K&tranrilliMiry Orunntftnttoa Vie
eenllr Jrrmel l- l'nrllaa
l.MluUltra.
Some lViiibiuin exquisites of Imth
sexes have jiint formed the "lund
kissing leagu-.." Men belonging t it
vow never to shake, or even squeeze,
n woman's hand. In lieu of that form
of salute they imprint u light kistt on
her fingers or her wrist. Women be
longing to the league bind themselves
to cut any man refusing to discard
whut our neighbors call "le shakei
hnnd" in favor of the dainty and
daintily named "le baise-iiiain."
The new nsssocint ion, reports a Ixin-
don paper, is framing a code of hand
kissing. This will define various
forms of "baisy-main," and will
specify under what particular circum
FstnnceH each i to be employed. It is
already decided that the slight touch
ing of the tips of two fingers of n
feminine hand by a man's lips is the
most frigid form of the greeting.
while the kins on the wrist is a privi
lege of intimacy.
Intermediate usages nre the oscnln-
tory salute on the knuckles, on the
back, and on the palm of the hand.
The last nntred form, vhlch is some
what of an innovation, obviously re
quires the exercise of dexterity by
the lady if she does not wnnt to look
awkward during the ierformiince.
CAME FAST, WENT FASTER.
Port linn Won lr a ew York llool-
bluck at the llueen ; I luck
to the HiMtklra,
What is the difference between a Nn
poleon of finance and a plain gambler?
A New York bootblack painfully real
l.es that there is u, difference, al
though perhaps be cannot explain it
in logical argument and elegant
phrase, savs the Itochester Democrat
and Chronicle. Last year, having laid
by a few hundred dollars, he played
the races and won $40,000. This year
he tried the mine game and lost all
his winnings, as well as his original
capital. I'.ciiig not altogether friend
less, he managed to borrow enough
money to buy a new bootblacking out
fit, and is now industriously shining
footwear unci gathering in nickels
nnd dimes. If he keeps at it he will
soon be out of debt, and again become
a modest depositor in some good sav
ings bank, lie has had his experience,
and it was rather harsh, but it may
do him good. Let him renounce Na
poleonic ambitions, stick to hi busi
ness and save his money. The races
are treacherous tilings for those who
play them, and the. rocket-nnd-stick
performance is less productive of hap
piness than that steuiiy thrift which
is sure, even if slow, ns a promoter of
prosperity and a builder of character.
HOTEL FOR WOMEN ONLY.
San Frnnclncu Una One ttecettfly
Ereeteil Uy the (ilrl.1 fnlon
of Thnt City.
Under the auspices of the San Fran
cisco Girls' union a hotel exclusively
lor women has been erected and the
members of tin; organization are con
grutuluting themselves upon their
new possession. The union has been
in existence since 1884 and was
formed for the purpose of aiding
self-dependent, self-respecting girls
to live in nice surroundings at a cost
in accordance with their means. The
society has had a house for some
time, but it is not to be compared
with the new hotel. 1 he home is self
supporting and an uverage of 40
wage-earning wiuuen cull it home.
In the hotel SO rooms are to be rent
ed, the price per month ranging from
four dollars to six dollars. The board
Is $12 per month. The rooms are well
furnished anil commodious and each
has a stationary wnshstnnd. The
house is exceedingly well planned und
provision bus been made for class
rooms, as the union proposes to con
duct classes in literature, music, Rew
lug, typewriting and other subjects,
Fat nowllnK.
A fast bowler ordinarily delivers a
ball at a pace of a little over 80 feet
second, or about 60 mile an hour.
MECHANICAL STOKING.
Lahar amlae" Machinery Taking- the
Plaee of Maajr Men In Sboua
and Foundries.
The small number of men to be seen
m a modern large machine works or
steel mill, as compared with uu old
time shop of similar importance, is a
matter which has been a frequent
occasion for comment, und thi is
doubtless due to the very general use
of labor-saving machinery, says the
Engineering Magazine. The cost of
production In industrial establish
ments is made up of the costs of raw
material, wages, toolage, taxes and in
terest, of which the large t single item
usually is the wages cost. One way by
which this item may be reduced is by
tbe installment of mechanical stokers.
In the great majority of steam plants
the coal is wheeled to the boiler room
by hand, it is fired by hand, and the
ashes are removed by hand, making,
in plants of 2,000 boiler horse-power
or over, a wage cost of some consid
erable amount.
The mechanical stoker may be de
fined as a system of great bars, dump
ing bars, coal feeders and automatic
devices to feed fuel aniv,u,.'rol its
combustion, and subsequently to drop
the ashes and unhurnt coal. That it
is not in any sense a new invention
is to be learned from the fact that
James Watt took out a iintent in t78,
for such a device. The mechanical
stoker Is of Knglish origin, though it
has been very thoroughly developed in
the- I'nited States to suit the local fuels
and boiler fiirnnceconditions.
APPENDICITIS IS NOT NEW.
The
niaoriler llaa Ktlntril for
Hut the Doctor. Did Nut
KnoTT It,
Aura,
"Why ia it," asked a man of a phy
sician, "that so many people are suf
fering these days with appendicitis
and have to be operated upon, when
there was formerly nothing of the kind
in existence?" according to the Chi
cago Chronicle.
"My young friend," Ihe doctor an
swered, "this disease has been in the
world ever since Adam was perhaps
that story of his losing a rib may have
arisen because he was operated upon
for appendicitis. When your grand
father was a boy his neighbors had it
all around him, and so they did w beu
you were a boy. But they called it
inflammation of the bowels, stomach
ache, acute indigestion, liver trouble
or something of that sort. The pn
tlenth got well or he died, but no one
ever opened him when living to see
what the matter was. Perhaps it is
as well that they did not, for much of
the surgery of those days wan more
dangerous than any disease."
INITIALS" ON THEIR LOAVES.
for Infants and Children.
The. Kiutl Yon Have Always llotight liu borne the signa
ture of Chus. II. Fletcher, and has been mad under his
iM-rsonal supervision for over iW years. Allow no ono
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations nntl
STust-iis-gotKl are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of CUIdreu Experience against Experiment.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Sears the Signature of
S7
In Use For Over 30 Years.
tmi crwTiuw company, tt wunwst TWtt"r, wtw on C'tt
Liberal Adjustments-
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hi ir lainrni ae.nvw.n
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Send for literature, both for the "New Rochester" Cook Stove aa'd
the "New Rochester" Lamp.
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hold
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Park Palace and 33 Barclay St., New York.
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PARMER, New York City.
Montreal Hit oa Good War
nrlnKlnar Short-Weight Hale
era to Time.
at
The city of Montreal lately passed
a law to Improve its bread supply.
All Montreal loaven hereafter must
be stamped with a number indicating
their weight and with the initial of
the baker, report the New York
Sun.
A $40 fine and two Month' impris
onment are the alternative penalties
provided for each violation, and all
bread not fulfilling requirements in
to be seized. Besides this it is pro
vided also under heavy penalties thut
all rooms for the manufacture of
food products shall be at leant eitfht
feet high and floored with cement,
tiles or wood properly saturated
with Mnseed oil.
The walls and ceilings must be
whitewashed at least once in sis
months, and no animals, except cats,
shall be allowed in any rooms used
for the manufacture or storage of
bread or pastry.
Dlar Cora Acres Thl Year.
f all the land planted in corn in
the United State this year were
massed, the area would exceed the
British isles, Holland and Belgium
combined, or four-fifth of tho area
fit France and Germany,
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urcuinu unii
CARPETS, MATTING
RUGS and FURNITURE.
IK LAMEST X
;! $ RITE LS1E
4 n ISMJIKSTIfilWM
1ST G
!' Market! attractiveness in design and eolor nnd excellent utility
of fabric, combined with the reasonable juices, make our cu pets 1
eoiisiiictioiiH. At this lime attention is called to the new season's J
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h tiatterns ot the wen-Known n uwu , "" j.
f Brussels. The latest eflects in Ingrains. Hag Carpets in all styles t
and prices.
Our stock of new FURNITURE is es-1
pecially pleasing. We also have a fine t
line of baby Carriages : t
W. H. FELIX, I
Vallev Street. Levristown, Ta i
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