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How To riad Out,
nil .bottle or eommo rtass ea your
... lei ll iwiu iTOtiMw nuuia.
tUn indicates an
T7 unhealthy condl
'. Ytuw c the kid-
your linen It U
evidence cf kid
aef trouble: too
frequent desire to
pass it or pain In
the back is also
(cnvinctng proof that the kidneys and blad-i-r
out of order.
What to Bo.
There Is Cbmfort in Jie knowledge so
efcen expressed, that Dt, Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the great kidne remedy fulfills every
vish in curing rheumatism, pain in the
lack, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part
.( the urinary passage. It corrects Inability
to held water and scalding pain in passing
jt, cr b-d effects following use of liquor,
Vine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to go often
during the day, and to gat up many times
during the night. The mild and the extra
ordinary effect of Swamp-Root 13 soon
ttali:ed. It stands the highest for Its won
derful cures of the most distressing cases.
If you need a medicine you should have the
best. Sold by druggists In 50c. and $1. sizes.
You may nave a sample Dottle ot wis
wonderful discovery
and book that tellsi
more about It, both sent
absolutely free by mall,
address Dr. Kilmer St noma of gwimp-Root.
Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writing men
tion reading this generous effer In this paper.
What HelReally Said.
yirt. HulTers The teller nt thai
batik cays you sine jut the meanest,
tUngiest
Mr. HutTers ITeat S-ott ! Wlia
what i that? 13 says
Mr.. H.itTers Well, he didn't sny it
in ko many word, but that is wha,t h(
me nt, of course.
Mr. Buffers JSee here! What did
-the fellow say?
Mrs. lluffers lie n.ked me to in
dorse the check; and when I told hire
1 hadn't the ghost of an idea of what
lie meant, he said he presumed 1 hadn't
hud much cxerimee fretting checks
ahed so there!" X. V. Weekly.
The i'umment of Knvjp,
TVhfn men behold hi air to bllind
While wearing his Tecplendi nt straw
Tiny fay his money's talking Hnd
It's talking through Ills Panama.
Washington Star.
FOLLOWING IJUWECTIOXS.
Housekeeper One of these geese
vrvighg 12 pounds and the other 15.
Which shall I take?
Employer Take the 13-pounder. You
know the doctor has told me I must
adopt a lighter diet! lleitere YeIt.
The Dnalre to Huddle.
The world Is long and high and broad
With riches everywhere.
But the trouble la that when the proud
And rich squat on a ppot the crowd
Jurists on starving there.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Good Enough Vmir,
rdlceman Is that gun loaded?
Citizen Of course. I'm hunting for
a young man who took my daughters
out rowing, and tried to scare them
by rocking the boat.
Policeman Urn I Bee'. lie's right
over there. Be careful not to hit any
body else. X. V. Weekly.
Ilia Weakaeaa.
Albert Why, don't you recollect
that girl? That's the girl you used
to rave over last summer call her a
"poem" and all that.
Edward By Jove! So It is! I
never could commit m "poem" to
memory. Harper's Bazar.
Overdid 14.
"Toti promised me before marriage
that you would make every effort to
make yourself worthy of me."
"I know I did, and the result was
that I overdid it, and made myself
better than you deserve." if. Y. Sun.
A Prlsa IVIaaer.
She (proudly) Oh, Henry, I got the
prize at our women's clubl ,
He Goodl
6he Yea. I blackballed more mem
bers during the past year than! any
other member. Ohio State Journal.
Hla Plaaa Made.
"What do you intend to do for a
- living?" asked tht old gentleman, in
disgust.
"I aw thought I'd marry," replied
Percy, the shining light of society.
Chicago Post.
Mi-sterj.
Woman Of course, being a man,
you can't tell me how she was dressed!
Man I know her gown never cost
less than $500, and her husband's in
come, to my knowledge, is not more
than $1,500 a year. Town Topics.
Cut this out and take it to the
Middloburg Drujr Store and get ft
box of Chamberlain's Stomach &
Liver Tablets. The best physio.
Ihey also rrrvc. disorders of the
stomach, Prio2S cents.
COVERHOR OF ARIZONA.
CvL. BrwJ, Sew Chief EsallT ml
the Territory, Hs Hmd mm la-lrr-ll-c
Career.
A. O. Brodie, the veteran roup rid
er, who has recently been appointed
governor of Arizonu territory, va
graduated from West I'liiut ia
unil ptomoted to a Korond lirtiteu
a Dry in the name year, lie ereil on
frostier fcuty up to 17, -hea lie re
i signed from the service. In 1X71 he
' was especially commended or pit l
: lualry in action with the Apaches,
, and whs reconiniciidcd for brevet by
(rft. Crook for serves ttpainst the
same tribe in 1S72-73.
Hhi-ii the Spanish-Anieficiin war
: brake out he organised lite Arizona
COU A. O. EtltODIE.
KVetcran Kmmh HIcWx" ami Governor of
Arlsotui Territory.)
fpiota of the First i'nited States env-
jilry, familiarly knoBii as the rough
riders. lie irgnnivd, drilled and
equipped the first iiadriin of the
regiment at San Antonio, Tex., in
May, lsns. He was wounded in the
action of I.uk (iiiusimas, Cuba, on
June 24, his forearm lieing shattered
by a Mauser bullet, lu this engage
ment lie was in command of the left
Hank.
In August lie was mitdr a lieutenant
n-'oloncl of his regiment. He was cs
jiecially commended by tens. Shaffer,
Wheeler, Young and Wuud and Col.
Uoosevelt.
After Brodie left the regular army
lie worked for a time an a day la
borer in the milieu of Arizona. His
climb to the top, however, was rapid,
jiinl a few years later he was put in
charga of the great Walnut (Jrove
dam, on the Hassaynmpu rirer, north
of Wickenburg. In 1SS4 when the
dimi was about completed, an im
mense flood washed it out, causing
the. loss of 80 lives and damaging
property worth millions of dollars in
the valley below. Brodie's promised
wife was the sole survivor of her
family, who were camped below the
dam. She escaped by climbing a cliff,
and a few minutes later became Sirs.
Brodie.
GEORGE P. WETM0RE.
llhode Island's Junior I'ntted States
Senator Is a Mnn of Great
Wealth.
Hon. (ieorge l'cabody Wetmore is
sure of a seat in the United States
senate from Khode Island until 1906.
He happened to be born in Knglnnd
while his parents were there on a Eu
ropean trip. He was graduated from
Yale in 1M67, and from the Columbia
law school two years later. He was
GEORGE P. WETMORE.
(Junior United States 8enator from
Rhode Island.)
elected governor of his state in 1385,
and served until his defeat by "Hon
est John" Davis in 1887. As a candi
date for United States senator in
1889 he was defeated, but he tried
again in 1804 and won. He is now
serving his second term as a member
of the upper branch of congress at
Washington. The family fortune was
established in the West Indies and
China trade years ago. J reality he
is more of a New Yorker than a
Ithode Inlander to-day.
How Mnnle Affects Animals.
The effect of music on animals win
recently teted by a violinist in a Ber
lin menagerie. The influence of the
violin was greatest on the puma, which
became much excited when quicksteps
were played, but was soothed hy slow
er measures. Wolves showed an appre
ciative interest, lions and hyenas' were
terrified, leopards were unconcerned,
and monkeys stared in wonder at the
performer.
ris as FVirm Workers.
Pigs harnessed to little wagons, are
made to do farm work in sonie of the
agricultural districts of China.
Frig-ate Bird's Endurance.
It is said that the frigate bird can
fly an entire week without stopping
to rest.
Buy and I ry a Bex Tonight
Whiie you think of it, go buy and
try a box of Cascarets Candy Ca
thartic, ideal laxative, tonight. You'll
never regret it Genuine tablets
stamped C. C C. Never sold in
iulk. , All drusists, ioc.
CANALS IN THE NORTHWEST.
The Great Development and Inereaa
f TraUlc llurlUK Ihe Last
tw Years.
The first locks at St. Mary's falls
were opened in 1835, in which year
the regintered tonnage was 1UG,2!)6.
The half-million mark whs reached in
lsra, aiid the 1. OUO.OOO mark was pasted
in 1S73. la Issi, exactly coincident
with the opining of a new and much
larger lock, the northwest begun to
grow by leaps and bounds, and the ton
nage of the canal riM from i'.OOO.OOO
ton in 1NS2 to y.lion.oiHi in lS'.Oundto
lC.unO.(UM) in lS'JO. During the past five
year, two more enormous lucks have
been in operation, one of them on the
Canadian side of the river, and in this
fchort time the tonnage of the canal
has Imped up to nearly .'S.jOti ceo tons.
This I'olnssal tonnage i- ; iiiip;a a inanl
f es 1 ai n 'ii of the ilevrloprm nt which
has taken place in the nort h est. along
with which has come the building of
thousands of miles of railroad, includ
ing two lines from the hrnd of Lake
Superiirr to the l'aeitic const, says the
Kngineering Magn.iiie. If by somecat
neljsm of nature the great lakes
should be dried up. the enormous traf
fle now carried on their waters would
he divided among the railroads it
would simply cease to exist. The whole
galaxy of cities from Buffalo to Chi
cago nml Diiluth would be over
whelmed in hopeless, irretrievable ruin
and the railroads could in no wise es
cape ihe general disaster.
GATHERING OPIUM.
Cultivator tin Forth in the Kvrnlna;
(III l.nnees nml In the Karljr
MorntiiK with I'otti.
it i ii tort of garden cultivation, the
poppy plant being grown in little
squares or beds intersected hy tiny
waterchunnels for irrigation wherever
this in possible. The grow th of the
plants is carefully tended, and nt
length the time, comes when they
burst out into flower, anil the fields
look like a sheet of silver as the white
petals of the flowers glisten in the
morning dew.
These beautiful petals are the first
produce of the crop, for the women
and children of the cultivators' fami
lies come forth and pick them off one
by one and carefully dry them, so that
they may serve af terwuni, as the cov
ering of the manufactured cakes of
opium. Then the poppies, with their
bare capsule heads, remain standing
in the open field until it is considered
that they are ripe for lancing. The
cultivators then come forth in the
evening, and, with an implement not
unlike the knives of a coupling instru
ment, they scarify the capsule on its
sides with deep incisions, so that the
juice may exude. In the early morn
ing the cultivators reappear with a
scraping knife and their earthenware
pots, and they scrape off the exuded
juice and collect it in their pots. And
this is crude opium.
MUST HAVE THE SWORD.
Article That Is XeivMiirr to the
Couauleleaeis of a Kaial
Surrender.
Kaval red tape is as stringent at
that cxiiting in the army, and some
times the enforcement of the regula
tions leads to ludicrous result. Some
years ago, when the late Admiral Sker
rett was a captain, an officer who had
been charged with an offense and or
dered under urrekt presented himself
to be arrested. Th regulations pro
vide that on such occasion the officer
shall be in full dress and weara sword.
The officer wore his uniform, but had
no sword.
"I can't arrest you," nid Capt. Sker
rett, looking for the missing sword,
"unless you come prepared to submit
your sword to me."
The officer explnined that he had
not received his sword from kome,
although it had been expressed to him.
"Well, you'll have to get one," was
the reply.
So the officer tkirmished about in
the nary jard for someone who had a
sword to lend. Finding one, the of
fender returned to Capt. Skerrett and
was promptly and regularly put undec
arrest according to regulations.
1'nsnfe,
"Whv didn't you 1 ell Tough boy that
he lied"?"
"My telephone Is out of order."
N'orristown Herald.
An Opinion,
"You wouldn't take Buskins for an
actor, would you?"
"Well, you might when he's off the
tnge." ruck.
Rummer coninl. int in nfliinllv pre
valent anions cht'dren this season.
A well developed aso in the writer s
family was cured last week by the
tlmelv uae of Uhi.mberlain's Colic.
Cholera and Dia rhooa ltemedy
one of the beet patent medicines
manufactured and which is always
kept on hand at the home of ye
scribe. This is not intended as a free
puff Lr the company, who do not
mlvurtiHO with tin. hut tn hflnnfit
little sufferers who may not be with
in easy access or a physician, iho
fnmilv should be without a bottle
of this medicine in the bouso, es-
?ecially in summer-time Lansing,
owa. Journal. For sale by the
Middleburg Drug Store.
UNI0H OP TEACHERS
lm Km Other Wart Sars Miss Halcr,
Caa Taer Exec4 ta Secure
Material Adraaeeaaeat.
In na article published in the Chi
cago Teacher. l-'ederation Bulletin,
Margaret A. Haley urges the teach
ers to organize and perfect the
organizations which they already
have. She says that the way
to secure their material advance
ment is to work together. Miss
Haley chiiniH that the teachers have
many things upon which it would be
fitting for them tosiiend their energy
in making better for the teacher.
Teachers need not be told to-day
that they need better salaries, more
JOAROAUKT A. HALEY.
(ChicRo K h'Milma'nm Wl.o War.ts to
t'jiJlf Ttacliir lu a Cnlon )
peiiH.uienl tenure of tillice and provi
sion Xor obi age. In-fore they can do
their best wink." rcai!s the tirtiele.
".Nor are uigiiineiils needed to con
vince very teacher of the power of
org.'mi.ut ion in thi day of combina
tion ajnl concent rat ion."
In speaking of I he tendency to or
ganize Miss Haley says that the need
has been felt and is rapidly growing
in the large cities. "Hut," Micsins,
"teachers have ln-eii the last class to
organize effectively for the purpose of
bettering their materiol conditions
One of the greatest obstacles in the
way of such orgaiiiziition has been tin
sentimental notion that teachers de
grade themselves and their profession
by working imliv idually or collectively
for 'mere material advancement.'
"What is needed now is some demon
stration of the power of intelligent,
well-directed organized effort among
teachers to convince teachers and
others, not that organization is pro
fessional, but that through organiza
tion alone can teachers rid themselves
of the reactionary condition in and
out of the scliiiolroorn which are
crushing out their lives, and those of
the children, and counteracting the
results of their best efforts."
HOOSS FOR BABIES.
Barbarous uatoin Whlrb Is Mill in
VoKue In Ortaln IHatrlct
of France.
It set-in.- incredible that in the
twentieth century women living in a
civilized country should treat their in
fants in the manner ii. which they do
in certain districts in France.
When they are obliged to leave their
infants alone for an hour or so tliev
never fail to place tlu ui out of harm's
way by hanging them cither from the
ceiling or from one of the walls of
the room. They have a rope with a
loop for thia purpose, and ail they
WHEN MAMMA GOES OUT.
(Children Bun-nded from Crlllr.K or Wall
by Krtnch Mothtry )
have to do is to fnt-t'n the rope to thf
cruill or clothvr of tlic child and tlicn
plare the loop iver the hook, whirli
is always fixed ut a considerable dis
tance from the ground.
That infants in men n cramped posi
tion are not comfortable can readily
be seen; Indeed, it If (aid that nuiny of
thece unfortunate little creature ure
erionsly injured through uch treat
ment. Happily, thin barliarous custom
Is not a much in rogue now a it wan
some years ago.
Marrlnne Premium Vllhdrwn.
To promote marriages in Servla nil
younfir pertons having at least 2,000
dinars in the government Favings liik
receive a haixlsoine premium from the
bank on their wedding day. The con
sequence was thtft young folks rushed
Into matrimony to repent at leisure,
and often, as toon as the money was
spent, they men for divorce.. As the
plan did ot seem likely to bring an,
increase of population, the generous
premium has been withdrawn.
Kxport of Kronen Halinon.r, '
Fishermen in the Columbia river get
about 25 cent each for all the salmon
they catch. The overage weight
ranges from-13 to 20 pounds.. Vast
quantities of these are frozen by Pre
igon dealers, and shipped to Germany,
wbere they sell for 35 cent a pound.
if fit
IVSt
for Infants
Castorla is p. harmless (substitute, lor Castor Oil, Tarc
iroric. Drops nml Southing Syrups. It is lMoajint. It
contains neither Opium. Morph'no nor other Jsareotlc
substance. It destroys Worm anil aH:ys FeverishneHS.
It cures IHurrhu-a ami AViml Culie. It relieves Teeth
fnff Troubles ami cures Constipation. It regulates the
Stomach ami Bowels, jjivinff healthy ami natural bleep.
The Children's l'auacea-Tho Mother l iicnd.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For
THf rrNTKUR COMPINV, TT
Liberal Adjustments-
H. HRRVEY SCH0CK,
GENERAL INSTANCE AGENCY
Only the OkU-rt, Flrtmyesl Cash Companies,
Fire, Li IV. Arcident and Toniatlo.
No Assessments No Premium Notes.
The Aetna Founded A. !..,
" Home 14 " 1833 " 9,S:J ,528.4
" American " 41 " 1810 " 2,10,84.?
The Standard Accident Insurance Co
The Nev York Life Insurance Co.
The fidelity Mutual Life Association
Your Patronase is solicited.
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BLUE FLAME
"New Rochester"
pOOKINO unJer fbes circurrntance in a pleaure. The Rochprter
Lamp Co. Htake their reputation on the stove ia question. Tb
best evidence o( tne patiHfuctinn eiijoyej is testimonials galore and d
plicate orders from ail parts of the world.
Send for literature, both for the "New Rochester" Cook Stove an
the "New Rochester" Lamp.
You will never regret having introduced these ecods into your housf -bold
The Rocheser Lamp Co.,
Park Palace anJ 33 Barclay St., New York.
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