WW - I njiw How To riad Out, nil .bottle or eommo rtass ea your ... lei ll iwiu iTOtiMw nuuia. tUn indicates an T7 unhealthy condl '. Ytuw c the kid- your linen It U evidence cf kid aef trouble: too frequent desire to pass it or pain In the back is also (cnvinctng proof that the kidneys and blad-i-r out of order. What to Bo. There Is Cbmfort in Jie knowledge so efcen expressed, that Dt, Kilmer's Swamp Root, the great kidne remedy fulfills every vish in curing rheumatism, pain in the lack, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part .( the urinary passage. It corrects Inability to held water and scalding pain in passing jt, cr b-d effects following use of liquor, Vine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant necessity of being compelled to go often during the day, and to gat up many times during the night. The mild and the extra ordinary effect of Swamp-Root 13 soon ttali:ed. It stands the highest for Its won derful cures of the most distressing cases. If you need a medicine you should have the best. Sold by druggists In 50c. and $1. sizes. You may nave a sample Dottle ot wis wonderful discovery and book that tellsi more about It, both sent absolutely free by mall, address Dr. Kilmer St noma of gwimp-Root. Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When writing men tion reading this generous effer In this paper. What HelReally Said. yirt. HulTers The teller nt thai batik cays you sine jut the meanest, tUngiest Mr. HutTers ITeat S-ott ! Wlia what i that? 13 says Mr.. H.itTers Well, he didn't sny it in ko many word, but that is wha,t h( me nt, of course. Mr. Buffers JSee here! What did -the fellow say? Mrs. lluffers lie n.ked me to in dorse the check; and when I told hire 1 hadn't the ghost of an idea of what lie meant, he said he presumed 1 hadn't hud much cxerimee fretting checks ahed so there!" X. V. Weekly. The i'umment of Knvjp, TVhfn men behold hi air to bllind While wearing his Tecplendi nt straw Tiny fay his money's talking Hnd It's talking through Ills Panama. Washington Star. FOLLOWING IJUWECTIOXS. Housekeeper One of these geese vrvighg 12 pounds and the other 15. Which shall I take? Employer Take the 13-pounder. You know the doctor has told me I must adopt a lighter diet! lleitere YeIt. The Dnalre to Huddle. The world Is long and high and broad With riches everywhere. But the trouble la that when the proud And rich squat on a ppot the crowd Jurists on starving there. Chicago Record-Herald. Good Enough Vmir, rdlceman Is that gun loaded? Citizen Of course. I'm hunting for a young man who took my daughters out rowing, and tried to scare them by rocking the boat. Policeman Urn I Bee'. lie's right over there. Be careful not to hit any body else. X. V. Weekly. Ilia Weakaeaa. Albert Why, don't you recollect that girl? That's the girl you used to rave over last summer call her a "poem" and all that. Edward By Jove! So It is! I never could commit m "poem" to memory. Harper's Bazar. Overdid 14. "Toti promised me before marriage that you would make every effort to make yourself worthy of me." "I know I did, and the result was that I overdid it, and made myself better than you deserve." if. Y. Sun. A Prlsa IVIaaer. She (proudly) Oh, Henry, I got the prize at our women's clubl , He Goodl 6he Yea. I blackballed more mem bers during the past year than! any other member. Ohio State Journal. Hla Plaaa Made. "What do you intend to do for a - living?" asked tht old gentleman, in disgust. "I aw thought I'd marry," replied Percy, the shining light of society. Chicago Post. Mi-sterj. Woman Of course, being a man, you can't tell me how she was dressed! Man I know her gown never cost less than $500, and her husband's in come, to my knowledge, is not more than $1,500 a year. Town Topics. Cut this out and take it to the Middloburg Drujr Store and get ft box of Chamberlain's Stomach & Liver Tablets. The best physio. Ihey also rrrvc. disorders of the stomach, Prio2S cents. COVERHOR OF ARIZONA. CvL. BrwJ, Sew Chief EsallT ml the Territory, Hs Hmd mm la-lrr-ll-c Career. A. O. Brodie, the veteran roup rid er, who has recently been appointed governor of Arizonu territory, va graduated from West I'liiut ia unil ptomoted to a Korond lirtiteu a Dry in the name year, lie ereil on frostier fcuty up to 17, -hea lie re i signed from the service. In 1X71 he ' was especially commended or pit l : lualry in action with the Apaches, , and whs reconiniciidcd for brevet by (rft. Crook for serves ttpainst the same tribe in 1S72-73. Hhi-ii the Spanish-Anieficiin war : brake out he organised lite Arizona COU A. O. EtltODIE. KVetcran Kmmh HIcWx" ami Governor of Arlsotui Territory.) fpiota of the First i'nited States env- jilry, familiarly knoBii as the rough riders. lie irgnnivd, drilled and equipped the first iiadriin of the regiment at San Antonio, Tex., in May, lsns. He was wounded in the action of I.uk (iiiusimas, Cuba, on June 24, his forearm lieing shattered by a Mauser bullet, lu this engage ment lie was in command of the left Hank. In August lie was mitdr a lieutenant n-'oloncl of his regiment. He was cs jiecially commended by tens. Shaffer, Wheeler, Young and Wuud and Col. Uoosevelt. After Brodie left the regular army lie worked for a time an a day la borer in the milieu of Arizona. His climb to the top, however, was rapid, jiinl a few years later he was put in charga of the great Walnut (Jrove dam, on the Hassaynmpu rirer, north of Wickenburg. In 1SS4 when the dimi was about completed, an im mense flood washed it out, causing the. loss of 80 lives and damaging property worth millions of dollars in the valley below. Brodie's promised wife was the sole survivor of her family, who were camped below the dam. She escaped by climbing a cliff, and a few minutes later became Sirs. Brodie. GEORGE P. WETM0RE. llhode Island's Junior I'ntted States Senator Is a Mnn of Great Wealth. Hon. (ieorge l'cabody Wetmore is sure of a seat in the United States senate from Khode Island until 1906. He happened to be born in Knglnnd while his parents were there on a Eu ropean trip. He was graduated from Yale in 1M67, and from the Columbia law school two years later. He was GEORGE P. WETMORE. (Junior United States 8enator from Rhode Island.) elected governor of his state in 1385, and served until his defeat by "Hon est John" Davis in 1887. As a candi date for United States senator in 1889 he was defeated, but he tried again in 1804 and won. He is now serving his second term as a member of the upper branch of congress at Washington. The family fortune was established in the West Indies and China trade years ago. J reality he is more of a New Yorker than a Ithode Inlander to-day. How Mnnle Affects Animals. The effect of music on animals win recently teted by a violinist in a Ber lin menagerie. The influence of the violin was greatest on the puma, which became much excited when quicksteps were played, but was soothed hy slow er measures. Wolves showed an appre ciative interest, lions and hyenas' were terrified, leopards were unconcerned, and monkeys stared in wonder at the performer. ris as FVirm Workers. Pigs harnessed to little wagons, are made to do farm work in sonie of the agricultural districts of China. Frig-ate Bird's Endurance. It is said that the frigate bird can fly an entire week without stopping to rest. Buy and I ry a Bex Tonight Whiie you think of it, go buy and try a box of Cascarets Candy Ca thartic, ideal laxative, tonight. You'll never regret it Genuine tablets stamped C. C C. Never sold in iulk. , All drusists, ioc. CANALS IN THE NORTHWEST. The Great Development and Inereaa f TraUlc llurlUK Ihe Last tw Years. The first locks at St. Mary's falls were opened in 1835, in which year the regintered tonnage was 1UG,2!)6. The half-million mark whs reached in lsra, aiid the 1. OUO.OOO mark was pasted in 1S73. la Issi, exactly coincident with the opining of a new and much larger lock, the northwest begun to grow by leaps and bounds, and the ton nage of the canal riM from i'.OOO.OOO ton in 1NS2 to y.lion.oiHi in lS'.Oundto lC.unO.(UM) in lS'JO. During the past five year, two more enormous lucks have been in operation, one of them on the Canadian side of the river, and in this fchort time the tonnage of the canal has Imped up to nearly .'S.jOti ceo tons. This I'olnssal tonnage i- ; iiiip;a a inanl f es 1 ai n 'ii of the ilevrloprm nt which has taken place in the nort h est. along with which has come the building of thousands of miles of railroad, includ ing two lines from the hrnd of Lake Superiirr to the l'aeitic const, says the Kngineering Magn.iiie. If by somecat neljsm of nature the great lakes should be dried up. the enormous traf fle now carried on their waters would he divided among the railroads it would simply cease to exist. The whole galaxy of cities from Buffalo to Chi cago nml Diiluth would be over whelmed in hopeless, irretrievable ruin and the railroads could in no wise es cape ihe general disaster. GATHERING OPIUM. Cultivator tin Forth in the Kvrnlna; (III l.nnees nml In the Karljr MorntiiK with I'otti. it i ii tort of garden cultivation, the poppy plant being grown in little squares or beds intersected hy tiny waterchunnels for irrigation wherever this in possible. The grow th of the plants is carefully tended, and nt length the time, comes when they burst out into flower, anil the fields look like a sheet of silver as the white petals of the flowers glisten in the morning dew. These beautiful petals are the first produce of the crop, for the women and children of the cultivators' fami lies come forth and pick them off one by one and carefully dry them, so that they may serve af terwuni, as the cov ering of the manufactured cakes of opium. Then the poppies, with their bare capsule heads, remain standing in the open field until it is considered that they are ripe for lancing. The cultivators then come forth in the evening, and, with an implement not unlike the knives of a coupling instru ment, they scarify the capsule on its sides with deep incisions, so that the juice may exude. In the early morn ing the cultivators reappear with a scraping knife and their earthenware pots, and they scrape off the exuded juice and collect it in their pots. And this is crude opium. MUST HAVE THE SWORD. Article That Is XeivMiirr to the Couauleleaeis of a Kaial Surrender. Kaval red tape is as stringent at that cxiiting in the army, and some times the enforcement of the regula tions leads to ludicrous result. Some years ago, when the late Admiral Sker rett was a captain, an officer who had been charged with an offense and or dered under urrekt presented himself to be arrested. Th regulations pro vide that on such occasion the officer shall be in full dress and weara sword. The officer wore his uniform, but had no sword. "I can't arrest you," nid Capt. Sker rett, looking for the missing sword, "unless you come prepared to submit your sword to me." The officer explnined that he had not received his sword from kome, although it had been expressed to him. "Well, you'll have to get one," was the reply. So the officer tkirmished about in the nary jard for someone who had a sword to lend. Finding one, the of fender returned to Capt. Skerrett and was promptly and regularly put undec arrest according to regulations. 1'nsnfe, "Whv didn't you 1 ell Tough boy that he lied"?" "My telephone Is out of order." N'orristown Herald. An Opinion, "You wouldn't take Buskins for an actor, would you?" "Well, you might when he's off the tnge." ruck. Rummer coninl. int in nfliinllv pre valent anions cht'dren this season. A well developed aso in the writer s family was cured last week by the tlmelv uae of Uhi.mberlain's Colic. Cholera and Dia rhooa ltemedy one of the beet patent medicines manufactured and which is always kept on hand at the home of ye scribe. This is not intended as a free puff Lr the company, who do not mlvurtiHO with tin. hut tn hflnnfit little sufferers who may not be with in easy access or a physician, iho fnmilv should be without a bottle of this medicine in the bouso, es- ?ecially in summer-time Lansing, owa. Journal. For sale by the Middleburg Drug Store. UNI0H OP TEACHERS lm Km Other Wart Sars Miss Halcr, Caa Taer Exec4 ta Secure Material Adraaeeaaeat. In na article published in the Chi cago Teacher. l-'ederation Bulletin, Margaret A. Haley urges the teach ers to organize and perfect the organizations which they already have. She says that the way to secure their material advance ment is to work together. Miss Haley chiiniH that the teachers have many things upon which it would be fitting for them tosiiend their energy in making better for the teacher. Teachers need not be told to-day that they need better salaries, more JOAROAUKT A. HALEY. (ChicRo K h'Milma'nm Wl.o War.ts to t'jiJlf Ttacliir lu a Cnlon ) peiiH.uienl tenure of tillice and provi sion Xor obi age. In-fore they can do their best wink." rcai!s the tirtiele. ".Nor are uigiiineiils needed to con vince very teacher of the power of org.'mi.ut ion in thi day of combina tion ajnl concent rat ion." In speaking of I he tendency to or ganize Miss Haley says that the need has been felt and is rapidly growing in the large cities. "Hut," Micsins, "teachers have ln-eii the last class to organize effectively for the purpose of bettering their materiol conditions One of the greatest obstacles in the way of such orgaiiiziition has been tin sentimental notion that teachers de grade themselves and their profession by working imliv idually or collectively for 'mere material advancement.' "What is needed now is some demon stration of the power of intelligent, well-directed organized effort among teachers to convince teachers and others, not that organization is pro fessional, but that through organiza tion alone can teachers rid themselves of the reactionary condition in and out of the scliiiolroorn which are crushing out their lives, and those of the children, and counteracting the results of their best efforts." HOOSS FOR BABIES. Barbarous uatoin Whlrb Is Mill in VoKue In Ortaln IHatrlct of France. It set-in.- incredible that in the twentieth century women living in a civilized country should treat their in fants in the manner ii. which they do in certain districts in France. When they are obliged to leave their infants alone for an hour or so tliev never fail to place tlu ui out of harm's way by hanging them cither from the ceiling or from one of the walls of the room. They have a rope with a loop for thia purpose, and ail they WHEN MAMMA GOES OUT. (Children Bun-nded from Crlllr.K or Wall by Krtnch Mothtry ) have to do is to fnt-t'n the rope to thf cruill or clothvr of tlic child and tlicn plare the loop iver the hook, whirli is always fixed ut a considerable dis tance from the ground. That infants in men n cramped posi tion are not comfortable can readily be seen; Indeed, it If (aid that nuiny of thece unfortunate little creature ure erionsly injured through uch treat ment. Happily, thin barliarous custom Is not a much in rogue now a it wan some years ago. Marrlnne Premium Vllhdrwn. To promote marriages in Servla nil younfir pertons having at least 2,000 dinars in the government Favings liik receive a haixlsoine premium from the bank on their wedding day. The con sequence was thtft young folks rushed Into matrimony to repent at leisure, and often, as toon as the money was spent, they men for divorce.. As the plan did ot seem likely to bring an, increase of population, the generous premium has been withdrawn. Kxport of Kronen Halinon.r, ' Fishermen in the Columbia river get about 25 cent each for all the salmon they catch. The overage weight ranges from-13 to 20 pounds.. Vast quantities of these are frozen by Pre igon dealers, and shipped to Germany, wbere they sell for 35 cent a pound. if fit IVSt for Infants Castorla is p. harmless (substitute, lor Castor Oil, Tarc iroric. Drops nml Southing Syrups. It is lMoajint. It contains neither Opium. Morph'no nor other Jsareotlc substance. It destroys Worm anil aH:ys FeverishneHS. It cures IHurrhu-a ami AViml Culie. It relieves Teeth fnff Troubles ami cures Constipation. It regulates the Stomach ami Bowels, jjivinff healthy ami natural bleep. The Children's l'auacea-Tho Mother l iicnd. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the In Use For THf rrNTKUR COMPINV, TT Liberal Adjustments- H. HRRVEY SCH0CK, GENERAL INSTANCE AGENCY Only the OkU-rt, Flrtmyesl Cash Companies, Fire, Li IV. Arcident and Toniatlo. No Assessments No Premium Notes. The Aetna Founded A. !.., " Home 14 " 1833 " 9,S:J ,528.4 " American " 41 " 1810 " 2,10,84.? The Standard Accident Insurance Co The Nev York Life Insurance Co. The fidelity Mutual Life Association Your Patronase is solicited. dl'rino HOT WEATHER LSE BLUE FLAME "New Rochester" pOOKINO unJer fbes circurrntance in a pleaure. The Rochprter Lamp Co. Htake their reputation on the stove ia question. Tb best evidence o( tne patiHfuctinn eiijoyej is testimonials galore and d plicate orders from ail parts of the world. Send for literature, both for the "New Rochester" Cook Stove an the "New Rochester" Lamp. You will never regret having introduced these ecods into your housf -bold The Rocheser Lamp Co., Park Palace anJ 33 Barclay St., New York. NewYork Tribune Farmer FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE FARMER'S FAMILY .-H1!1!1IHI1I1H- SPECIAL. SALE CRRPETB; MATTING : RUGS and FURNITURE. THE JJUH2E8T. nf fabric', combined with fiie 'reasoiiable tiriocH, make our carpet X f wimnicuousl' 'I At'tliis thiVti attention iscallevl'ty ihe new season'' I " patterns ol the ' we) Wilton's, Axinin-ters and Tapestxy ' Brussels'. latest'tflect' Tngrains. Hag Carpets in all styles : "and nriccs. : i-- ,.. 1 1 - I '.'.Oup. stbckofnew Specially pleihg. : line of baby Carnages ! ;r.w::"Hv FELIX, mr T i Vallev Street,' , , 4 U ii 1 1 1 11 U 1 1 1 1 ' 1 111 H H ll II I V J 1 II I I If asm I and Children. 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