The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, July 31, 1902, Image 5

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I ilMt" Hare Kidney Trouble
Bow To Fix Out.
Fin bottle or common (lass wh your
.-r ad let it f'-nd tweaty-four hours; a
. anrhrarsf
J" tUng Indicates an
or st-
foJ.y'tuin ci the kid-
your linen It la
evidence of kld
oer trouble: too
frequent desire to
pass It or pain In
lae back Is also
(tnvincing proof that the kidneys and blad
AM ize out of order.
What to Do. ,
There is comfort to he knowledge so
eilfn expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp- :
Root, (he great kidney remedy fulfills every
ish'in curing rheumatism, pain in the 1
tack, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part
if the urinary passage. It corrects Inability ;
to hold water and scalding pain in passing I
jt, cr bad effects following use of liquor, I
vine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
necessity cf being compelled to go often .
during the day, and to get up many times (
during the night. The mild and the eztra- ..
ordinary effect of Swamp-Root Is soon
feared. It stands th highest for Its won-
(jerful cures of the most distressing cases, I
If ycu need a medicine you should have the ;
best. Sold by druggists In 50c. and $1. sizes. !
You may have a sample bottle of this )
wonderful discovery t&TL i
and a book that tells
more about it, both sent
sbsolutely free by mall.
address Dr. Kilmer fir. name of Swunp-Root
Co., Binghamton, N.Y. When writing men
lion reading this generous offer In this paper.
What Heltmlly Said.
3rlr. HulTers The teller at that
"bank s;iys you ant jut the meanest,
tliniiest
Mr. UiilTers lirent Scott! Wlia
m-liat is Unit? U says
Mr. Buffers Well, he didn't fay it
in fo ninny worths, but that is wha,t he
unwnt, of course.
Mr. Buffers S-e herd Yliat did
the fellow say?
Mrs. Buffers lie akeil me to in
dcine the check; and when I tild hire
1 hadn't the ghost of nn idea of whnt
he meant, he said he presumed 1 hadn't
bud much cxeri-nce getting check
caohed so there!" X. Y. Weekly.
The Comment of Envy,
WtK-n men bi'hold hi air to bltind
While wearing his repplc-ndi nt straw
Tlu-.v say his money's talking and
llV talking through Ills Panama.
Wafhlngtnn Star.
FOLLOWING I)ULECTIOS.
Jlousekeeper One of these geese
weighs 12 pounds and the other 13.
Which shall I take?
Employer Take the 13-pounder. You
know the doctor has told me I must
adopt a lighter dietl Ueltere Welt.
The Dralre to Huddle.
The world is long and high and broad
With riches everywhere.
Hut the trouble Is that when the proud
And rich squat on a not the crowd
Iiuislg on starving there.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Good Enough Law.
Tollcenian la that gun loaded?
Citizen Of course. I'm hunting for
a young man who took my daughters
out rowing, and tried to scare them
by rocking the boat.
Policeman Urn I Bee'. ILe'a right
over there. Be careful not to hit any
body else. X. Y. Weekly.
Ilia Weakaeaa.
Albert Why, don't you recollect
that girl? That's the girl you used
to rave over last summer call her a
"poem" and all that.
Edward By Jovel So It Is! I
never could commit a "poem" to
memory. Harper's Bazar. '
Overdid l.
"You promised me before mnrrlnge
that you would make every effort to
make yourself worthy of me."
"I know I did, and the result was
that I overdid it, and made myself
better than you deserve." K. Y. Sun.
A Prls Winner.
She (proudly) Oh, Henry, I got th
prize at our women's club! ,
He Good!
tine Yea. I blackballed more mem
bers during the past year than! any
other member. Ohio State Journal.
Hla Plnaa Made.
"What do you intend to do for a
living?" asked tht old gentleman, in
disgust.
"I aw thought I'd marry," replied
Percy, the shining light of society.
Chicago Tost.
Mrterr.
Woman Of course, being a man,
you can't tell me how she was dressed!
Man I know her gown never cost
less than $500, and her husband' in
come, to my knowledge, is not more
than $1,500 a year. Town Topics.
Gut this out ami tuka it to tlifl
MiddloburR Drujr Store and get ft
box of Chamberlain's Stomach &
Liver Tablets. Th boat physic.
Ihey also c-w; borders of the
stomach, filoe 25 cents.
GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA.
the Territory Ha 114 la
tretlas Career.
A. O. Brtklie, the veteran rough rivl-
er who hus recently been appointed
gradihitea irotu uest jojui iu imu,
unci piomoted to u second lieuU'U
uocy In the vnnie year. lie erveil nn
frontier uty tip to 1ST", 'lira lie re
signed from the service. In 1S71 he
was especially commended for gal
lantry in action with the Apaches,
and wns recommended for brevet by
lien. Crook for services against the
sanir tribe in 1S72-73.
tlVh-'ii the Spanish-American wnr
brake out he urgiinizivi the Arizona
COU A. O. tlitODI K.
((Veteran "Rouen Hlilu" and Governor nf
Arutouu Trjrtiory.)
tiotu of the First ("sited States cov-
4ilry, fuiniliiirly known us the rough
riders. He orgnniVl, drilled mill
equipped the first njiiudron of the
regiment lit Sim Antonio, Tex., in
May, 1NU8. He was wounded in the
ai'tion of I,ns (iuusinias, t'uba, on
-lune 24, his forearm lu-ing Khnttered
by a Manser bullet. Ixi this engage
ment he was in command of the left
Hank.
In August he was made a lieutenant
oolonel of his regiment- He was es-
jtieeially commended by Ueiis. Shafter,
Wheeler, Young and Wtvod and Col.
UonKevelt.
After llrodie left the r-gulnr army
be worked for a time an n day la
borer in the mines of Arizona. His
climb to the top, however, was rapid,
suid a few years later he was put in
churge of the great Walnut (J rove
dam, on the Hassavampu rirer, north
of Wiekenburg. In when the
dam was about completed, an im
mense flood washed it out, causing
tlie loss of R0 lives and damaging
property worth millions of dollars in
the valley below, lirodie's promised
wife was the sole survivor of her
family, who were camped below the
dam. She escaped by climbing a cliff,
and a few minutes later became Mrs.
Brodie.
GEORGE P. WETM0RE.
Ilhode lalnnil'a Junior I'nMrd Stales
Senator In a Mnn of Great
Wealth.
Hon. tieorge l'eabody Wetmore is
sure of a sent iit the United States
senate from Khodu Island until 1906.
He happened to be born in Kngland
while his parents were there on a Eu
ropean trip. He wus graduated from
Yale in 1S67, and from the Columbia
luw school two years later. He was
GEORGE P. WETMORE.
(Junior United States Senator from
Rhode IvUtnd.)
elected governor of his state in 1885,
and served until his defeat by "Hon
est John" Davis in 1887. As a candi
date for United States senator in
1889 he was defeated, but he tried
again in 1894 and won. He is now
serving his second term as a member
of the upper branch of congress at
Washington. The family fortune was
established in the West Indies and
China trade years ago. I reality he
is more of a New Yorker than a
Khodu Islander to-day.
Hove Moale A fleet Animals,
The effect of music on animals was
recently tested by a violinist in a Ber
lin menagerie. The influence of the
violin was greutest on the puma, which
became much excited when quicksteps
were played, but was smithed by slow
er measures. Wolves showed an appre
ciative interest, lions and hyenas' were
terrified, leopards were unconcerned,
and monkeys etared in w onder at the
performer.
I'lna as FMrni Workers.
Pigs harnessed to little wagons, are
madw to do farm work in some of the
agricultural district of China.
Private IMrd's Endaranee.
It is said that the frigate bird can
fly an entire week without stopping
to rest
Buy rtd I ry a Bex Tonight
While you think of it, go buy and
try a box of Cascarets Candy Ca
thartic, ideal laxative, tonight You'll
never regret it. Genuine tablets
stamped C. C C. Never sold in
oulk. All druczists, ioc.
CANALS IN THE. NORTHWEST.
The Ureal Development and laereaae
of TraUlc Darin the Laat
w Tears.
The first locks at St. Mary's falls
were opened in 1S35, in which year
the regiktered tonnage was lOOiitO.
The half-million mark was reached in
isi',3, aud the 1.000,000 murk was pasted
in ISTi In 1SS1, exactly coiurident
with the opening of a new and much
larger lock, the northwest begun to
grow by leaps and bounds, and the ton
nage ut the canal ro.-e from 2.000,000
tons in lv to y.OOO.Olio in IS'.W and to
IC.000.000 in ISOfi. During the jiast five
years, ivii more enormous links have
been in operation, one of them on the
jCanailinn side of the river, nud in this
thort time the tonnage nf the canal
has Iruped up to nearly 'JS.riOti (K 0 tonn.
This colossal tonnag'.' i- mii.ii.; a mani
festation of the development which
hnst-.iken place in the northwest, along
with which has come the building of
thousands of miles of railroad, includ
ing two lines from the head of Lake
Superior to the I'aeilie const, bays the
Engineering Magazine. If by somecat
nelysm of nature the great lakes
shorilil be dried up, the enormous traf
fic now carried on their waters would
be divided among the railroads it
would simply cease to exist. The whole
gulnvy of cities from Buffalo to Chi
cago ntul Dulutli would be over
whelmed in hopeless, irrct ricvahle ruin
and the railroads could in no w ie es
cape :the general disaster.
GATHERING OPIUM.
Cultivator io Forth in the Kvrnlns
with l.nnee nnd In the Karljr
Alumina; with I'ut.
It isiibortof garden ciiltivat ion, the
poppy jdaut being grown in little
squares or beds intersected by tiny
water channels for irrigation wherever
this in possible. The growth of the
plants is carefully tended, and nt
length the time, conies when they
burst out into flower, und the fields
look like a sheet of silver as the white
petals of the flowers glisten iu the
morning dew.
These beautiful petals are the first
produce of the crop, for the women
and children of the cultivators' fami
lies come forth and pick them off one
by one and carefully dry them, so that
they may serve afterward as the cov
ering of the manufactured cakes of
opium. Then the poppies, with their
bare capsule heads, remain standing
in the open field until it is considered
thnt they are ripe for lancing. The
cultivators then come forth in the
evening, nnd, with an implement not
unlike the knives of a coupling instru
ment, they scarify the capsule on its
sides with deep incisions, so that the
juice may exude. In the early morn
ing the cultivators reappear with a
scraping knife and their earthenware
pots, and they scrape off the exuded
juice and collect it in their pots. And
this is crude opium.
MUST HAVE THE SWORD.
Article That Is Mecraaar? to the
Coiaoleteaeaa of a Naval
Surrender.
Kaval red tape is as stringent as
that exiiting iu the army, and some
times the enforcement of the regula
tions leads to ludicrous result. Some
years ago, when the lata Admiral Sker
rett was a captain, an officer who had
been charged with an offense nnd or
dered under arrett presented himself
to be arrosted. Th regulations pro
vide that on such occasion the officer
shall be in full dress and wear a sword.
The o flicer wore his uniform, but had
no sword.
"I can't arrest you," said Cnpt. Sker
rett, looking for the missing sword,
"unless you come prepared tu submit
your sword to me."
The officer explained that he had
not received his sword from home,
although it had been expressed to him.
"Well, you'll have to get one," was
the reply.
So the officer kkirraished about in
the navy jurd for someone who had a
sword to lend. Finding one, the of
fender returned to Copt. Ske-rrett and
was promptly and regularly put under
arrest according to regulations.
I naafe.
"Why didn't vou lell Tough boy that
he lied?"
"My telephone Is out of order."
Xorristown Herald.
An Opinion,
"You wouldn't take Tiuskins for an
actor, would you?"
"Well, you might when he's off the
tage." ruck.
Bummer compl int is usually pre
valent among em'dren this snason.
A well developed ase in the writer's
family was cured last week by the
timely use of (Jbi, mberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Dm rhoea Remedy
one of the beet patent medicines
manufactured and which is always
kept on hand at the home of ye
scribe. This is not intended as a free
puff fr the company, who do not
advertise with us, but to benefit
little sufferers who may not be with-
tna r sit Act a r9 a -vl nuitian Itfi
IU fiiaj v, - o rj ji a uj Ditiinui (
family should be without a bottle,
.i " it. - i !
of this medicine in the bouB ar "" ,tom.' lJ 'Cafcrtt
nocially in 8ummer.time.-Lan8itK,l,,luantltlff of th;se. f '?Z
Iowa. JouibbJ. For Bale by the n df. "PP 0 Germany,
Middleburg Drug Store. 'rtier the? se" for 35 cent a Ponad-
UNION OF TEACHERS-
In K Other r, tnya Mlaa Haler,
Can They Esnee to leenro
Material AdTaaeeaaeat.
In nn article published in the Chi
cago Teuehert federation Bulletin,
Margaret A. Ualey urges the teach
ers to organize and perfect the
organizations which they already
have. She says that the way
to secure their material advance
ment is to work together. Miss
Holey claims that the teachers have
many things upon which it would be
fitting for them to spend their energy
in making better for the teacher.
"Teachers need not be told to-day
that they need better salaries, more
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JJAKOAUET A HALEY.
(Chlcjiiro tii'hnolma'iim Win Wants to
t'.tUle Ttiicritrs lt.tu I'nluii )
perni-iJiciit tenure of office and provi
sion Jor old age, before they can do
their best work." rends the article.
".Nor lire in giimchis needed to con
vince -very teacher of the power of
organization in tlii- day of combina
tion ajul concent rat ion."
In speaking of the tendency to or-gani-
Miss Haley says that the need
has been felt and is rapidly growing
in the large cities. "Hut," she says,
"teacluirs have been the last class to
organize effectively for the purpose of
bettering tlicir material conditions
One the greatest obstacles in the
way of such organization has been the
sentimental notion that teachers de
grade themselves and their profession
by working individually or collectively
for 'mi-re material advancement.'
"What is needed now is some demon
stration of the power of intelligent,
wcll-directeil organized effort among
teachers to convince teachers and
others, not that organization is pro
fessional, but that through organiza
tion alone can teachers rid themselves
of the reactionary condition in atul
out of the Schoolroom which are
crushing out their lives, and those of
the children, and counteracting the
results of their best efforts."
H0OSS FOR BABIES.
Uarbaroua (mloin Uhlrb la Mill la
You or In rrlalii lllnlrlela
of France.
It seems incredible that in the
twentieth century women living in a
civilized country should treat their in
fants in the manner in which tliey do
in certain districts in France.
When they are obliged to leave their
infants alone fo.r an hour or so they
never fail to place them out of harm's
way by hanging them either from the
ceiling or from one of the walls at
the room, 'ihey have a rope with a
loop for this purpose, and all they
WHEN MAMMA OOE8 OUT.
(Children Bufpcnded from Celling or Wall
by French Mothers.)
huve to lo is to fnt-U'ti the rope to the
crallt or clother of th ohiltl und then
plare the loop over the hook, vth'K-h
is always fixed at a considerable dis
tance from the ground.
That infants in snrh n eramped posi
tion are not comfortable-can readily
lie seen; indeed, it U tnid that many of
theee unfortunate little creature ure
eriously injured through uch treat
ment. Happily, thin barbarous custom
Is not as much In rogue now as it was
some yearn ago.
Marrlnice Premium Withdrawn.
To promote marriages in Servia all
yonng perrons having at least 2,000
dinars in the government savings bank
receive a handsome premium from the
bank on their wedding day. Therein
sequence was thiit young folks rushed
Into matrimony to repent at leisure,
and often, as soon as the money was
spent, they Mied for divorce.. An the
plan did not seem likely to bring an,,
Increase of population, the generous
premium has been withdrawn.
Kxporl of Kronen Snliaon., '
Flsherme-n In the Columbia river get 1
about 25 cent each for all tlealmon
x"ey
ran?
catch. The average weight
for Infants
Castoria is e harmless substitute lor Custor Oil, Tarc
jrorio. Drops niul SiMthintf Syrups. It i rieawuit. It
contains neither Opium. Morph'uo r other arrotle
MibstAitcc. It tlestro.vH Worms ntul nHays I everlsliness.
It cures IMarrhu-a and W ind C'olio. It relieves leeth
inir Troubles ami euros Constipation. It regulates the
Stomach ami liowels. Riving healthy ami natural bleep
The Chililren's l'anacea-Thc Mother's iiieiuL
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For
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Liberal Adjustments
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H. HARVEY SCHDCK,
GENERAL NS( .ANCE AGENtV
Only the OKIM, Ftronest Cash Companies,
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No Assessments NoFremium Hoteg.
The Aetna Fo untied A. i)., 1S19 Assets 11,0 ,13.88
Home " " 1S5S " 9,S;i ,;28.4
" American ' " 1810 " 2.40 ,S4.?
The Standard Accident Insurance Co
The Ncy York Life Insurance Cm.
The fidelitq Mutual Life Association
Your Patronatre is
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"New Rochester"
COOKING under tbese circumntancet is a pleasure. The Rochprt
Lamp Co. stake their reputation on the stove in question. Tb
bent evidence of the fatisfuctiou enjoyed is testimonials galore and du
plicate orders from ail parts of the world.
Send for literaturp, both for the "New Rochester" Cook Stove an
the "New Rochester" Lamp.
Tou will never regret having introduced these ucods into your house
hold
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Park Palace and 33 Barclay St., rw York.
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