The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, January 02, 1902, Image 2

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PIMPLES
Cure.! iu FIVK DATS by
tbw use of Dr. Thomas' Fm i
al Oiutuit nt, apply at bed
time; curt s whilu you sleep.
PFor a short time wc
will send a rifty-cent
box by mail, postpaid,
on receipt of thirty five
cents. Ai Ires-:.
Bai)i)Cr Cl)cn)ical Co.,
1:52 1 North ."ijtli St.,
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rh;:ult
Station,
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M'Kl.i.lV. M tl I I Ii.
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"How can you many a man who
Writes !r;ir witli 1 vn c's'.'"
"Hut lie ritrs liis fdrHiiic with six
naui;lil." l'lcli-Mr-l'i).
Avol1 n(lii:tiiii(inti nn I w'mlc.iito itntl re'nil
pro(' lijr tiuyiiiK yutir wtiikrv ihrrrt frrnn tin'
liti Iitv. i In- Ihivin-r I ' i -1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1- f'.i an.
Ilouiu'i'iiii'tit in (hit iiitT, whii li riatiiM how
to -i-i fur full iiurt-i i,r pun- s -vi-u-Yiiir 'Mil
11 v Whi,ki-v, eiTi- un.tii. fur i 1 vn. Tlu-y
ft I ir-inU-i pure k-iii i ami f ill lm iilio.
The latest tlilnir in the entin falnun
and lunch calY line is the a iiiniuat ic.
or wnitcrless i i ; nrant. Tin re is nut I
a waiter in the !:ier, and tin- only hu- j
man being visible iiihii nu rinr the
tcstaurant is the elu el man. llisim'v
duty is to furnish i ln i l- tij customers '
lor i-asli, and these cln cKs are ustd tu j
proe'ire a meal from the iiuiiiiruiis tu
dumb winters i!h slot-niachine ar- '
rant-incuts, -hieh are ruuiicd aronnil tj
tlie restaurant w..'.'tf. J'.eforc the face ' 1
of each dumb waitetMSMii; bill of fa .
furnished by the 1'artiouliOy,.,,..,-,., i
Anything from asa'WK a-,.i, t
j . -nn be procured.
If a person wishes ham nnd rgV k1'1
a few vegetables, marked down oi ti .
t of fare us costing .'i(J cents, he
jdy drops a lO-emt check into ti - all i
and the numerous dishes conn i.pone
by one on the dumb waiter. All 1 li
diner has to do is to arianye the di-hi s
before him on the table which slumis
beside each waili r.
lro iu:tl Cult.
TU tic a lunr.lt ;:'.: r. 'iwniiM h:
To dwell w hi r.' s ; . If. . 1:. i:arli
I'J
rr vi r f i .
Itut. oh. at i M i ll.:. . 'I i re dull. I !' ar.
To have iu roila i.. .: u.ut Ut.Uu.j; mar.
ClilLl't" Jii cure;-1 i I alii.
Cluster Mrnke-.
DulTy Th' li: may lie arl right, but
bow about th' color av ih'coat match
in' th' liilTeni.i colon d pairs of pants
1 limy w am tn w a r id it V
Coheiistein I), t co;n 'l harmon
ize mil any c. lor of ut raiiipow but
irane! I vil; p. holiest in : t you ohf
1 lose (!er 'ale! I'lletr.
Tlio Hi'iinili. way In liuy wtii-liey is to p-t it
lirei-t fr.on t'n liistillery. 'I Iih s.ive wlmte.
fuile uml ri'tail ile'iler .ri.iiti. alsn iii'.iit-es
iliri.- .mmIm I he ll.tvm-r I ) tilling Cn- will
pHjp y 'ii four fu'i(imrN
ri 11 i'n iT.iij., f,ir (,
nu n' In 'lii i u
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t -Y. iir-oi.l l"vi
'A f'ne In lnljit.
i.i vmi bclicic all geniiise? nro
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' No. Look nl inc. l'ver since I can
ri'ici iiibcr I lime kept myself back
by p';:ci:ig ton light an estimate on
111 v importance and ability."- -Chicago!
lb-en. d-!lcl'illd.
She Yns It.
"Mr. 4 !:i 1 1 ;i n t . ynii ni-o something of
n si i'i i'ii t nf hiiioaii nature," began
Miss Itewohus, eovly.
"All, but nnw." ho interrupted,
flushing bis buhl black eyes upon her,
"I 11 in n ilniiiity siudciit." - Philadel
phia Tress.
"I enflVred the tortnrra of tlie damned
with protruding plies liroiurlit on by constipa
tion with which I was aflllrtert for twenty
years I ran across your CANCAKKTS In the
town of NnwAll, la , and never found anything
to equal them. To-day I am riillitly (res from
piles nnd feel like a new man "
C 11. KtiTt, itll Jones St., Slotii City, Is
sneasans. rsiMania. i-oins, i-asro uwm, nv
Sood, Msver Slokso. Weaken, or Oilr. We,s,sM.
... CURB CONSTIPATION. ...
HHI.a Umtf isr. Olisss. Mutual, Urn Tw. II
Tfl.PI ft iM and fnsranuwKi by all rof
1 U'EAli ilat W VVHC Too 000 Usblk
'l rimvi CANDY
CATHARTIC jt
- s ttsabi MASia wonTTtwio
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ONE NEW YEAR'S RESOLVE.
BECAUSE SHE KEPT IT. ONE WOMAN'S LIFE
VA MADE MISIRAHLE.
"l.f. ncvir make another New
Vear'n resolve as long as I live,"
sill'ie 1 I lie linMoss.
"Il'in! Suppose you failed to
keep ouih;" replied the uuest.
"1'sliaw; if you had, you'd have
1 1 t ii w earing wmi msti-ail ul furs and a
lulu lather than a picture hat."
"1 Kept mine, but it gave me a lot of
tn -iii .f. on see, it waj the first New Year'i
my marriage, and I felt it necessary
a over a very while new leaf, to 1
1 "
v .' to tell another fib? Then I hnpej
' . I not ask you if her new guwn wan
' i i. id not neither did she. If she .had,
i ' i , ve at least told htr that it wan
in i e In '.ing than the hint one. 1 re
ni! :-e up ociety and devote my
time t . charity. It i really no ditlieiilt to
induci- Arthur to go anywhere that I"
"Might as well have the credit of giv
ing it up voluntarily. Still, if you cried each
time tiiat he refu.cd, he would bring you
candy and lloweri, and "
"And spend so much money on them that
I'd have to give up a hat or two, beside
having my completion spoiled by tlia
Cindy."
"Not to mention the doctor's bill, if it
made you ill. See?"
"Nor the fact that Yd have to take the
No, 1 resolved to devote myself
1 SENT A DOY FOR A CAB."
to good deeds I always did like giving ad
vice." "Was Arthur delighted?"
"I suppose so. He was reading his paper
when 1 told him. It is queer, but that ab
sorbs him as much as curling my hair ab
sorbs in."
"Men are so micer. Did you really keep
your resolve?"
"M'hm; I gave a silk waist that came
from Paris to a woman with three starv
ing children and even showed her how to
make it fit her. Then I went to see a
blind woman who lived in an alley, and
took her a bunch of roses and a lovely em
broidered doiley. And there was Klaine,
who never did a thing for anybody; 1 told
her she ought to be ashamed, when I was
devoting myself to the poor."
"And was she?"
"No. She remarked that I was wearing
a new fur boa, and that I was evidently
not depriving niysnlf of imported hats. I
told her that I had to set the poor a good
example in neatness."
"True. Hut-"
"Yes. It was raining when I rame away
from the blind woman's, and I sent her
grandson for-a cab. He never returned, and
1 found that my watch was gone, too.
When 1 told Arthur, he-"
"Yes, go on!"
"He said that charity not only covered
a multitude of sins, but a good many dol
lars as well. Well, I caught a cold that
day and was sick for a week. The cook
promptly left, and in bailing two eggs and
nuking some undrinkable coffee Arthur
burned hi hand, scorched his coat aleeve
and broke two cup. II blamed that all
on charity." . ,
I inrilii'im
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"Of course." I
"M'lim. Then, we had to buy a good !
many tickets (or charitable entertainment,
and all my poor people gut out ofwork and
said they'd rather have money than advice,
so Arthur"
"Complained ? How like " j
"Yes. Finally Mrs. Swellstyle decided to
give a colonial bazar, and asked me to help.
The ciMtutnrs were to be rather expensive, ,
but the proceeds were to do great good
in buying phutrgraphic copies of good pic
tures 011 which the starving poor could feed
their hunger for beauty. I consented to
help, but "
"Arthur?"
"He said that if I continued my charitable
deeds we would soon be objects of charity I
ourselvpH. He hasn't refused to go any- '
where with me since, but if you will believe 1
it. Klaine, is telling everybody that my good
resolve wa only a scheme to bring aluit
that result!"
KI.18A ARMSTRONG BFNGOUGH. i
THE TURNING OF A IEAF.'
MR.
SIMPLETON TURNED IT, BUT DIDN'T
KEEP IT TURNED.
NOTICE that to-day is the first 1
of January," remarked Mr. Wim- j
pleton, as he unfolded the break- j
fast napkin. "The day has set
me to thinking that 1 had better I
revive my boyhood's habit alid I
make the resolve to turn over a new leaf.
Iu the past, 1"
"Now, you arc not going to icsnlve to
help the poor by giving away all your sec- I
ond-hest clothes, are you!!" said his wife, i
apprehensively. "You did that once, I re- :
member, ami had to shovel the snow off the
front pavement iu your hst suit."
"I have done nothing of the kind," has
li . icplicd her liege. "The fact is that I
i.ave not been as kind a husband ill the
past as I might have been, and"
"Oh, I guess you've been as good as the
average
responded his wife, lalmly.
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"No, I have not, my dear, that is merely !
your gentle, wifely way of pulling it. I
. 1 c . .
know that I have olttui displayed great'
temper when the provocation was slight, !
but in future you shall have no cause for
coiiiiil lint " ,
' . . I
ell, of course, you, were very unpleas- ;
ant aliout those lulls, .Nathaniel. I thought i
ut tlie time that you never behaved iu tiiat I
way before we were married, and
"Displayed sonic temper, did 1? No won
der. An angel on a tombstone would have
displayed temper over such extravagance
us that. Did you expert me to remain us
quiet as a as a gingerbread baby while 1
was robbed by a lot of However, ih future
I shall do it, since you are so anxious."
"You are sure that you are not ill, are
you, dear? The doctor said"
"Never better in my life. I have merely
seen the error of my ways and resolved to
mend them in lime. When 1 think of the
terrible tits of anger lo which 1 have some
times given way, I "
"Well, I was afraid that the last cook
would make trouble because of the things
you said to her about the biscuits, still "
'.'The things I said, eh? Let me tell you,
Sarah Wimpleton, that many a man would
have deserted his wife for less than that,
If I did make a few slight remarks 1 was
fully justified, I can tell you. However, it
shall never happen again."
"I am glad to hear it, dear. Now that I
think of it, 1 feel very badly over your quar
rel with the people next door, and your
feud with the iceman, and the things you
said about the cigar I bought you at Christ
mas were but what la the matter!"
"The matter is this, madam; I shall not
remain here to be insulted. 1 am the most
patient and long-suffering of men, but even
1 will not stand this. 1 shall he at home
late this evening, if you send me a note
of apology in the interval for this unpro
voked attack upon me!" The banging of
the front door put an impressive period to j
the sentence.
"And all," said Mr. Wimpleton, shaking
her head at the clock, "all because he had
decided to turn over a new leaf on New
Year' day!"
Greeting to the New Tear.
Hail, glad New Year! We do not ask
Our wots you should uisperse.
We merely urate this simple task
Pray do not make them worse.
Chicago Record. ',
The Simple Fact,
Stuyvesant Going to turn over a new
leaf, New Year' day, old man? -
Schcrmerhorn Xo, goi . to turn over
th aana old leaf. Brook'" -' ';) . , 1
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BlflffY
Stqlsssnsss Wrecks It, But
Dr. GreeneV Nenrura is the
Unfailing Help and Cure.
Slrepleasnet a drivei away beauty and shatter
bealtb. It break down the ttrougc&t and killi
energy, una
I eeple it
night wurki
more lasting
injury than
iluytof over
work. Insomnia
I U Nature's
! rovoltaainst
outriu'e. '1 he
n 'rvesare lie
in ; tortured
and thev re
Nearly always st'un
a li troiil.lu
tii-i. ttiiiiin iiu
It. Thcwholo T
Ixxly is licimr 1
starved. Nerves and
Mind and muscle and
t'-.no cry out fur food.
Dr. Grceii's Ner li
ra blood ai; 1 Nitii'
remedy is the unfaiiin;
h ''p for this conditi.m.
it works wonders and
t.iat right speedily.
Mrs. Martha Jordn,
Ncw Vint, aril. Maine.
says :
"I was In bad shape when I K-cn tii !:.' e Dr.
Oreene's Ncrvura blood and reive rnvt.t- . I
could not sleep nights, ond ni.mv llr.n.i li-.l to
get upand walk the floor. Iliad no appeiiiu and
: what little I did cat soured iu u few minimis. I 1
was nervous, weak and tremblinc a'ld t'c.t up In
the morning; more tired than when I went to
bed, and felt all down, In fact, could not see ,
anything worth living for. i
I ''After taking; one bottle of Pr Greene's Vrvu. I
i ra blood and nerve rentrdy, Icouldsleepall night I
' and feel reited In the morning, mv appetite was 1
better, food did Dot sour, and I'fclt better all I
oyer. Now w hen I have taken four bottles I feel
. like a new being."
Take courage If yon suffer In this way, or
'with any chronic trouble of thn nerves and
Mood. The glorious record of lr. Greene's
Nervnra blood and nerve remedy Is
written in the grateful words of thousands it ,
has cured. It will cure you. Dr. Greene's 1
advice is given free by call or letter. Ills ad- '
dress is 101 fifth Avenue, New York City. j
Not a Hard Job,
Mrs. Crinisonbcak I see by this
paper that in San Francisco the bar
bers are required to clenn their
razors with 8.1 per cent, nlcohol be
fore and nfter being used on any per
eon. ;
Mr. f'rimsoiibciik ltlow their
breath on it, 1 suppose? Vonkcrs
Statesmen. !
t'sfisr's Courthl.
A noble yourit Roman named Caesar
Once called on a maid tried to suacsnr
Hut the Rirl. with a ninth,
Said the Latin for "Tush!
You horrid young thlnR! Let me bacsar!"
Baltimore American.
VKKV lOOI.-lir.ADKI).
Left Halfback That man l'unter,
the fullback, never lost his head in a
fame of football vet, did he?
Kight Halfback (a joker) No. 1
think not. He's lost an car. part nf his
live toelb. but
don't remember
ever
hearing of li'i
losing h's head. I
Cincinnati Kimiiiti
.....
Try fniir full quarts of llnyner's Heven-Year.
Olil Itye, express iirepai'l, f..rij'.M. Kor parti-
eulars, see nmioiinccmi'iit of tho ilnvner lls-
tilling Co.. lr.ytoii, ohm, which appears else-
wnercui tins issue
I
A Cunp In l'uliil. j
"I don't understand it," a:d thei
young physician. " The sy iiiploms I
were the same,-and yet you said unci
man had colic and the uthi r one had ap- j
pendieil is.
"One was- rich nnd one was poor
fiflid the older doctor.
"What bus that to do with it?"
"Circumstances aller cases." -lirooklyn
Ijgfe.
A Ilnnip fur the rhurl.ee.
"I thank (lod, said the Pharisee,1
"that I am not as other men."
"Oh, I don't know," replied the lady.
"You seem to be like a good many of
them. I saw you occupying a sent in
a car last night when there were lots
of women standing." Chicngo Pec-ord-Herald.
Twice an lllucU.
Sam Cole Miss Valierby done trent
me acnnd'lous. She done tole me yis
tid'y dat" I wns black ns do nee o'
spndes.
JimCrow Dnt's on'y hnlf ns bad ns
what Bhe sez 'bout me. She tole nie
I was black as de deuce. Catholic
6tandnrd and Times.
Her Reason.
The teacher at the kindergarten has
a great deal of trouble with Mabel,
who is four years old. The other day
she had occasion to ask:
."Mabel, why did you strike Freddy?"
"'Tausts he's, littler dan me," replied
Mabel. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
So Mean.
Fred I see the Van Billion girls
have the English fashion of wearing
sandals.
Ned fthe refected) Yes: it'a an old
Roman custom and probably takes
the elder back to ber nappy child'
hood. He t"" " Press.
ft
A !
A Rtalaa Caa..
Lady What ia the matter with my
huabaud? . ' N
Doctor I cannot b sure yet. Hava
you noticed him doing' anyLhing- un
usual lately?
"Let me aee. Well, last eVening, in
stead of lighting; hi a cigar the mo
ment lie left the table, ht walked in
to the library and put on his smok
ing jacket, ruiokin.7 cap and slippers
befor? beginning; to smoke."
"Hum! My, my!"
"And, lut r on, when he wrote a let
ter, he wiped the pen on a pen
wiper."
"Horrors! It's parents!" X. V.
Weekly.
Trlnlrt to it Prliat-iite.
Ah. you ar Il'e !i u bi ok I 1 old.
'Tis hour.d. .-i! tie. tr. ! visit style;
Mr..".-: how li ;.- n'jirii v. h k'old;
Ah. you an- like l..,ok i i.
Th. siory tr.ri.uvb ...;;. to'c!
Cun wa:'--.. '.I n It n.' r v. I.lies
Ah. you :n p 1 1 r i i. i i..)K 1 l.i !(: .
"I'ls 1 1 r-. i ; ? . T . ; ... Jr. i iv.. ',: .-
-U:h';... i 1'.. . . .'.M ivru.d.
IT . (K
t;i: I itroi.iTR.
r.
Doctor My old chum Hones writes
me that he wants me to operate on him
for appendicitis.
Nurse Will you?
Doctor Well, I'd hate to out an old
acquaint a nee. Chicago Journal.
NOW LOOK OUT I
"Tuko cure of yourself," suy our friends.
"I'll try to," we answer. Wo do bike a little
caro, yet in spite of warm clothes, rubbers
und mackintoshes, nn nnny of people were
bowled out by ineuuionia and other lung
and client diseusea last winter. They
caught cold, neglected it, let it fix upon
them, were torn by coughs, choked by
inrlumnmtions and congestions, wasted by
fever, tired out by pain und then gave up
the light. The hour you realize that you
have a cold on the chest, place a lienson's
Porous Pluster where the pain or oppres
sion is felt. If you think two are needed
make it two. No harm if you were cov
ered with them. They act quickly and
prevent the engorgrnent of blood in the
organs. In this way with ordinary cnu
tiou as to exposure you will break up the
rold and avoid a serious siuknoss. Ho
other applications, or any other fo-in ot
treataionr, wil nrmmpjiah (his as CBrtaijiIj
and speedily, lienson's Plasters have a dis
tinct and positive action and are curative to
the highest degree. Use them with the samo
confidence for coughs, muscular rheuma
tism, the grip (back and chest) and all sim
ilar ailment. Women, who are chief suffer
ers from cold weather complaints, should
keep these plasters always within reach.
Got the genuine. All druggists, or we will
prepay pontage on any number ordered in
the United Ktutes on receipt of 25c. each.
Kcuhury A Johnson, Mfg. Chemists, N.T.
Insult to Injury.
Shlney Patches I tell you, Weary,
I don't particularly object to having a
dog set on me, for it is one of the risks
of the business and I am willing tn
lake my chances, but when that dog1
is a water spaniel it's iust a little too'
lunch. N. 1. Herald.
toll rail,
A pugilist who makes his pile
And then to conirress goes
Would be right In his glory when
He strikes the ayes and noes.
Philadelphia I'riEs.
First Spinster And who gave the
bride away?
Second Spinster Her youngest
brother; just after the ceremony he
was heard to say: "Wait till he finds
her hair is false, her teeth are false,
and she suffers from chronic indiges
tion." Ally Slopcr.
Of the Karth K.nnlhr.
Impecunious Lowr He mine, dear
Amanda, and you will be treated like
i!i angel.
Wealthy Maiden Yes, I suppose so.
Nothing to ent and less to wear. Xo,
thank you. Tit-Bits.
Snved Hla Life.
Miss Hatty And when he proposed
did you refuse him?
ML Antique Xo, I just didn't have
the heart to, because I knew he could
not live without me. Ohio State Jour
nal Me Lost His Case.
"Uenuemen 01 the jury, said a
lawyer the other day, "there, are Just
36 hogs. 'Please remember the fact
just three times aa many as in the
jury box, gentlemen. Tit-Bits.
i J ' , A
A (iOOIJ ST AH T.
To make a living I And we stand i
(tare up at the man in the clouds, w
deiing that any man can be so fJ
n iiardv. But what
7 the business i:
.i ii-::$ who 1:
W ji c''il to an
VU-Q'y meal.
has barely
snatch a I (
and gu.
t aa suut-u vi
and milk in a V
minutes? lie tw
risking bis life.)
make a 'hi"". 7."
is sus'.ain.'d l.y ft
p.-o;ier,.yd'i;i.'-.;crl a
aisiiiiilatoi. The .
s.i'.t of lir.sty e. tii
aiiil irregular met
is " weak " ! Himsici
ajiil a "w -.V. " i:i
.ell nie.ui-; a v.oa
man. Wbci tii
s iniaob. i; " weak'
I' to ' ': 1 c i'.-ii i-j no
p r-p.r'v diyestei
..i.l c. Tiiiot l.e per
'.'v : ., iuiilated,
that t
i;y I-J'- - f in.;; ilia
,11 rc'.ulL .ii p'.iyiio;
i wliii-b
fi .dlap'-c.
Ir. !'ic:VL-'t
cure-; ,.
I rg.iiis l' ill,
i ilaliles the a:
;C
1:1 -Ti T ! -die il 1 iisi-ovot
" t.lii r-l'i-'i n il .::vl idlie
i-st;'iii ;uni ii'..! . .on. i
itmkilum of ail '.'ic iiutr
; l'.e values of tile food c.i'.l-ii, a:;.l f
bi i'.ds up the body into sound hcaltt
a:, i strength. " '.
J ?1r. Neil Nelson, the celctinit.-1 Irish Come-
ili.m ami Mimic, of ,s-7 Nuy.lr'i St-' -. Caenlen.
.- . j , Kiiiis ; c iiiiiinru a'.i en;;": iiiriu oi
twelve weeks ninl Hie constant Irtei-liiitf (rave
me a hail touch of that dreadi-fl iliseasr- called
ilysiK'jisin I had tried everythini; iiossible to
cure it till last week, while plaviicj at 11. F
Keith's Ilijoii Theater, 1'liilHilcmhia, in t
NeUou Trio, n prWessional frirud of mine a
vised me to try Ir. Pierce's (toldeu Mrilicnl I
covrry. 1 tried it, anil, thank God, with gi
resulu.1
Dr. Tierce's Common Sense Meili'
Adviser, in paper covers, is sent free
receipt of 21 one-cent stamps to pi
expense of mailing only. Aildresa D
R. V, Pierce, liuffalo, N. Y.
I 1
I Gen. Wood has been made a nieinbt
1 ot the Academy of Science of II a van
I The academy is one of the most excli
j sive organizations in Cuba. It is lin
ited to 40 members, and each nienibt
! Is elected for life.
mssfr
PURE WHISKY
DIRECT FROM Dppll
TO CONSUL U
1
Four Full Q8V
Ji-va-"
toots. ,
t SMir esssV ! S
retara vaar 9 L20.
Such Whitidtan'tht
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A QUEER LANDLORD.
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landlord told me we'd have to
if we did not pay our rent, v
George Well, does he think
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be rich enough to own a ynt 1
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buy me a ynciit, won't you?" '.
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are a business man, and I kmli ,1
want me to be a business wonir
you will give me a new hat anv,. .
gown nnd a nevr coat now, T '
say a word about the yacht.k ,
thnt a' lovely discount for e:J
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