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PIMPLES
Cored in FIVK DAYS by
the use of Dr. Thomas1 Faci
al Ointment apply ;tt, bed
time; cares while von sleep.
PeFor a short time we
will send a Fifty-cent
box by mail, postpaid,
on receipt of thirty five
cents. Address,
Bapper Cbcnjiral Co.,
1324 North 55th St.,
Wtst Park Station,
12-5-201 Phiadelphia, Pa.
( CORDING TO IlonilY.
Hia Mamma I'm mortified to learn
that you stand Hi the foot of your
class. 1 can hardly believe it pos
sible. Bobby Why, it's de easiest thing
in de world. Louisville Courier-Journal,
I lie I line
When (his day i- 4
lleturn from Ihi pi
ages lie;
Oh come, brol li. r. coi
it win never again
i where the dead
let lit rtc. somi
thinp then
To gladly and proudly remember It by
-Chicago Re ord-H raid.
Vne iiesi "Master.
A piece of flann pened with
Chamberlain's. Pain Balm and bound
to the affected parts is superior to
any plaster. When troubled with
lame buck or pains in the side or
chest, give it a trial and vou are cer
tain to be more tlniii pleased with
the prompt relief which it affords.
Pain Jin I m also cures rheumatism.
One application gives relief. For
sale by The Middleburg Drug Co.
A Man of KirniM,
"J just can'1 get John to go to
church," complained his wife. "Five
years ago he said he would not go
because it took the preacher too long
to deliver the sermon, and now he
says be cannot go because it takes
him all the morning to read the Sun
day paper." Baltimore American.
Pure Wbiakoy and mor whiskey sound a
great deal alike but they are really very llf
ferent ; one Is beneficial, the other is harmful,
We cannot understand why anybody will buy
po.tr w hiskey when pure whiskey can be bad,
direct Irom an old reliable company like The
Hayner IHstllling 1 'o., and at a lower price, see
their offer elsewhere in this issue.
Not tn lie Trnated.
Maiinda What kind ob a man nm
Miltah Jackson?
Susan Oh, he's one ob dese kind dat
if he took up a collection you'd suspect
dat he had n false bottom in his hat.
Chicago Daily News.
It you would have an appetite like
a bear and relish for your meals take
Chtmberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. They correct disorders cf
the Btomach and regulate the liver
and bowels. Price, 25 cents. Sarap
lles free, at The Middleburg Drug
Stoiv.
Hitman Limitation to Blame.
1 liarry One-half the world doesn't
know how the other half lives.
Harriet Of course not! How ab
surd! Everybody can't live next door
to everybody.- Puck.
Nat So Had That.
"You can't go home when it's raining
like this. Yon had better stay and
have dinner with us!"
"Oh, it's not so bad as that!" Oolden
Da vs.
it n i rii Nutisinntlnl Inducement.
I'rnud Mother Tommy, won't you
say that little speech of yours for
the gentleman?
Tommy I will, if the gentleman
has a penny. Ohio State Journal.
BEST FOR THE
BOWELS
If you haven's a n eurar,
Bowels tttry day, '"'',
IliiwHsnpell. lilltl it" well. I
Irnr ihvi.iM.r iilll itoljoli.l
,!, ,1. III.. si. i.erf.-.-l
mint o' Utl
I in- a ill us. Keen you,
rce, In i It.' siispe cr vlo
Lini'i inns. The smooth
) ..I keeping tint bowel
cie.ir jinl elean In In tui...
CANDY
rams um i nan i
CATHARTIC
EAT 'EM LIKE CANDY
Flr-t-nnt, Palatable, '' " 1 ' '" .'l!! """?;!
,. ,, ,:... Weaken in , 1 . iU.T': g '
l-r box. Willo lot free imnil, met ttoaataljei
health. Address '
tf-TXIIMSd ItkSKIIT rnrfptsT,, T!i saw reus.
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN
jjgjj
A CHRISTMAS ACCIDENT.
IT PROVES THAT VANITY SOMETIMES IS ITS
OWN PUNISHMhNT.
OKESTV ia the belt policy,"
sighed Florence, "especially whea
Christmas i near," she added.
"Which means!" queried her
dearest friend, eagerly.
Wbicb means that my vanity ia too
near t tie tip of my tongue for my own good.
Luckily that ia a common complaint, how
ever, elae I'd never mention it."
"Oh, i understand, vou expected some
body to give you a handsome present, and
sent an equally handsome one on the
chance. Oh, well, comfort yourself; per
haps she really believed the price you had
marked upon it."
"That wasn't it at all. You remember
that Dick went abroad early in the fail,
don't you?"
"I do he has told me every incident of
hia trip everytime 1 have met him since hia
return."
"01 course what else did he go abroad
for! Well, he came to see me the day that
he went away, He ho told me what a
pretty little hand 1 have."
"Ah, well, you mustn't expect people to
always mean what thev say."
"I am glad that some people do not, dear. '
I just mentioned the fact that I always
wore a -No. e glove On, it you are going
to take it ill that way I am sure that 1 al
ways dul until 1 was 10 years old!"
"Oh, but that"
"I am glad that you have the grace to
apologue, dear. Well, Dick tailed to bring
me a present when he came back, but I
was just as sweet and nice as ever, because
Christmas was so near that"
"There wasn't time to quarrel and make
up, especially, with a man who is as pop
ular as J)ick."
"No. When Christmas eve arrived he
came to call, with a box in his pocket, which
bulged so plainly that I could see it with
my bark turned. He drew it out at last
just as my patience was exhausted, and,
Oh, Anne, it was two dozen pairs of gloves
that lie had brought me from Paris!"
"Oh, how perfectly lovely of him!"
"It would have been, but for the fact
that they were number six, and each pair
had my monogram embroidered on it, so
that I could not exchange them!"
"Oh, dreadful! What could be worse?"
"that ha insisted upon teeing me put
a pair of them on!"
1 1: A so n A ni.rc ECONOMY,
"Heavens, man, how do you happen to
patronize a free lunch counter?"
"Case of necessity, old boy. My wife and
the girls have been out. Christinas shop
ping" tii HuKton Way,
"And what," asked the caller in his most
ingratiating tones, "what did iSnntn Claua
put in your stocking, my little girl?"
Tor a moment she looked at him through
her diminutive spectacles; then, in a voice
of mingled pity and indignation, she said:
"We no Linger put credence in obsolete tra
dition; nor was it delicate of yyu to men
tion that article of feminine apparel."
Gathering up her copy of Ibsen, she hur
riedly left the room.- -New Lippincott,
A Kota Trick.
O the doctor he was sad
And the doctor he wss mad.
And the doctor ripped and tore und roared,
alack!
Some rogue had gone and stuck
In the doctor's sock a duck
That every time you touehed it murmured:
"Quark! Quaek! Quack!"
Chicago Times-Herald.
Ivlna; Him a Chance.
"Harriet, yau ought to give me my choice
ef a Christmas present onee ia awhile."
"Well, Harry, I'm willing; do yeu want
a lamp-shade, a sofa pillow or new lace
curtains?" Chicago Record.
Inevitable.
The seasons come, the seasons go
Christmas Is hers before we know It,
When we must take our hard-earned cask
And lodlscrlmlnatsly blow It.
-Puck,
Hard te Vnderatand.
Little .lane, aged six, was a terror
lor asking questions. A neighbor died
tnd .lane wanted to go in and see the
emains, She solemnly agreed to ask
to questions. When she dime home
ter mother said: "Did you keep your
promise?"
"Yes."
"Did you say Anything?"
"I only just sail! 1 should not suppose
that just loosing the judge's soul out
nf him would have made such n change
in his looks." Leslie's Weekly.
llrlirlit I. Kile Fellow,
A schoolmaster u. endeavoring to
make clear to his young pupils' minds
the meaning of the word "slowly."
He walked across the room tn the
manner the word Indicates.
"Now, children, tell me how 1
walked."
One little fellow who sat near the
front of the room almost paralyzed
him by blurting out; ''Bow-leggedJ"
Tit-Bits.
Discontent.
Tho man who los.s rails at fate
And savs It hurts him sore;
And If he wins be still will. kick
llccause It wasn't more. ' t
-Washington Blar. I ,
MR. DAVIDSON'S COAT.
A CHRISTMAS EPISODE WITH AN UNEX
PECTEOLV DISMAL ENDING.
HRISTMAS was a great time in
the Davidson family, an event
prepared for in secrecy for
months. It was the desire of
Mr. Daviii.on's heart to succeed
in surprising his wife in the matter of his
selection of a Christmas gift for her, and
it was his wife's pride that in all the 'JO
years ef their married life he had never
yet gained his wish.
In consequence of this, it was somewhat
exasperating that the clock had struck
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY A JOKE ? 1
eight on this particular Christmas eve and
she had nut yet discovered the biding place
of to-morrow's gift.
"He must know that I want diamonds
this time," she mused. "Why, I have crit
icized the vulgar display Mrs. Jonesmith
makes of them, and talked of the waste of
money their purchase implies until he
must have been impelled to buy me some
out of sheer contrariety. But where did
he hide them? That"
A knock at the door interrupted her
train of thought, and a particularly unin
viting chap asked for old clothes in a robust
whine. The influence of the season was
upon Mrs. Davidson, however, and she gave
him an old overcoat which her host. am!
thought he might sometime wesr when he
went hunting. He never did go hunting, :
but hs lived as if he always expected to
start early the next morning.
"No, I just can't think where he has put
that gift;" ahe said, returning to her chair
and her thoughts. "Well, one comfort, he
hasn't seen the cuff links and the meer
schaum pips I have for him. I've moved
their hiding-place twice a week, so he has
had no chance to find them while rum
maging in the waste paper basket for his
clean collars or searching in the china closet
for his necktie, which art always kept in
the upper left-hand bureau drawer. What's
that!"
The front door had opened cautiously and
a stealthy step went up the stairs and stole
across the floor of the room above. Mrs.
Davidson turned pale, then softly clapped
her hands. "It's Tom going to take a peep
at my present! I'll keep quiet and find out
where it is."
She heard the steps shout the mom, and
held her breath until thsy paused before
the chiffonier.
"Ah, it is in the drawer that Tom said
had stuck and would not open. Why did
I never think of that before?"
She listened until the cautious footsteps
came down the stairs and the front door
softly opened aud shut. Then she rose in her
triumph.
"Aha, he has slipped out to come in a few
moments later, thinking that I did not
hear him. I'll slip up now, hare a peep at
my diamonds and a good joke on him in the
morning!"
She went upstairs and lit the gas; it
ILu ed up and a scream burst from her. The
room was in confusion; drawers were upset
snd their contents scattered on the Hoor.
As she screamed, the front door opened
and her husband came running upstairs.
"Well, Tom Davidson, if you think this is
a joke, I don't!" she cried. "To slip in this '
wsy and play a trick on your wife is "
"What on earth do you mean by a joke?"
"Tom Davidson, you don't mean to say j
that I didn't hear you come upstairs 15
minutes ago to look at my present and "
"You certainly did not. Helle!" He strode
across the room and lifted a drawer of the
chiffonier which was upside down on the
bed. "As I eame up the block, I met the
ugliest tramp I ever saw, and I could have
sworn that he wore my old coat. You simply
sat there while he rifled the place and car
ried off the diamond pin I had gotten for
your Christmas gift!"
When she had quitted down a little and
Mr. Davidson was telephoning for the police,
his wife suddenly remembered that the last
hiding-place for the cuff links and the meer
schaum pipe was the breast pocket of that
old coat.
KI.ISA ARMSTRONG BENGOUOH.
CHURCH AND CLERGY.
British charitable institutions own
lM.OOO acres of land in the British is
lands. The Illinois Methodist conference
has refused to exclude tobacco-users
from membership.
Kev. Mr. Snndford, of Shiloh, Me.,
recently baptized 218 prrsons in one
hour and 37 minutes.
The Iiomnn Catholic church hns IS
bishops ami 2,112 priests in England,
28 bishops and 3,290 priests in Ire
land. Despise all refinement, the light and
habitual taking of Cod's name in vain,
betrays a course and brutal will.
Chapln,
Italy owns the three
churches In the world st.
JUo'ue; the Duomo, Milan,
largest
Peter's,
nnd St.
Caul's, nt Home.
The pastor of the Episcopal church
nt West Liberty, ()., resigned to ac
cept a position as a locomotive fire
man on the todianapoUa division of
the Pennsylvania, line
The niunicjipalilics of Stockholm
and other cities of Sweden have en
tered into emu nut. ith the .Salva
tion Army to look after fhe poor and
distressed' and to take cape of the
ENDLESS
Long Nights oi Torture Changed to
Sweet Restfubiess by Dr. Greene's
Nervura Blood and Nerve Remedy.
A thousand years till morning! Hour
by hour the night drags away but sleep
won't come. What is the matter" You
seem calm
enough on re
tiring. You
arc dead tired
and worn out,
but you oau't
Sleep.
Dr.( Ireene's
Nervursblood
and nerve
remedy is the
absolutely
certain help
for you. Your
rves are dis
ordered. Your
brain works too
actively. You
cannot compose
voursrlf to slum
ber because you
are planning or worrying,
must stoti this at once, ami
Dr. (ireenc's great medicine will
enable you to do so.
Mr. Orlando Kiseii, 951 Reese Avenue,
Lima, Ohio, says:
"My nervous system Was entirely shattered,
tho nerves controlling tho heart became
weak, and tho heart's action irregular, which
was a source Of great alarm to me. I was
Unable to sleep, digestion was interfered
with, and generally speaking, I considered
my time short for this earth. I became dis
eouraged and gave up the thought of over
being a well man again.
I To-day I am a well man in every sense
of th word, and nil through tho uso of
Dr. (ireeno's Nervura blood and nerve reui-
1 oisy, of which I am proud to speak and give
a helping hand to suffering humanity.
My health is my greatest blessing, and
words fail to express the gratitudo I feel for
I Dr. Greene and his wonderful remedy."
Dr. lireene's Nervura blood and net ve rem
edy has cured thousands of these troubles.
It always cures disordered nerves, and it
always enriches the blood. Glorious health
conies through it to the weak and despairing.
Splendid appctiteand full vlgorare promptly
restored by it. Begin using it to-day and
find out what health means. Kree medical
counsel is given by Dr Greene at 101 Kifth
Avenue, Now York City,
an or write.
MANY SEEK PATENTS.
vV. Cornelius Vanderbilt and Others
Protect Their Inventions.
The Toons Millionaire Make Ira
yroved lletlcea fur Itnllroada
Carloun Motor YVnaron Magn
alue 'luck-Hammer,
W. Cornelius Vanderbilt has just re
ceived two more patents, one for a
draft gear for railway rolling stock,
and another for B car track. Mr. Van
derbilt has secured other railway pat
ents, the most notable being for u fire
box. The development of automobiles
hus spurred the inventctrs and pat
ents are being taken out for hubs,
wheels, tires, engine protectors, wagon
bodies, storage batteries and ninny
other appliances used in the construc
tion of nutomobiles. The most novel
of these is a patent for a motor, which
is to take the place of a horse. It is
shaped like a box and mounted on four
wheels, and runs in front of the wagon
or buggy. It is designed to be managed
by the use of reins, as the horse is
guided.
The Buffalo exposition nnd the or
ganization of the Order of Buffalo are
responsible, for many designs in pins
and other Insignia. One genius reg
istered a design for a woman's stock
ing, plain white at the bottom, but
with the top decorated with charging
buffaloes. A German inventor has se
cured a patent on an ncetykne life pre
server, in form of a belt. When the
person wearing the belt life preserver
is cast into the sea the belt can be
inflated with gas by admitting a little
water to the store of acetylene, which
is supposed to Inst for hours.
A man in Lockport, 111., finding it
consumed considerable time nnd en
ergy to place tacks under a hammer,
took out a patent for a magazine ham
mer, the tacks being loaded into the
handle of the hammer like shells into
a magazine gun.
Tin- movement In certain churches I
toward individual communion cups I
has brought out a potent by John O. I
Thomas, of Limn, O.. for an individual
communion service, consisting of sil
ver cups arranged about a silver tray.
The patent is on the trnv.
A Dlamnl Ontlnok.
The wintry wlnrts that blow,
They chill me to the soul,
For who, I'd like to know,
Will trust me for my coal?
Philadelphia Press.
Caaelasl .
Maud You' think Mr. Blus!.rose is
not as bashful in the presence of
girls as he seems to be, do you?
How did you get that impression?
Mabel I had it from his own Hps.
Chicago Tribune.
Aa to the Phenomenon.
"Is it possible he can cany so
many things In his head?"
"Oh! Yes, indeed! He can carry nn
many things in his head as another
boy can in his pocket! "--Puck.
Among i lie te'tiH ol thousands who
have used Chamber lain 'a Oough
Kemedy lor colds and In t'l ipiie dur
ing tbe past few ye f$, to our
knowledge, not g Hiiii.i easo hits
resulted in pneumonia. Thomas
Wh ifield A Co . i!IOYiilusli avenue,
Chicago, one f 'he most, p.r'om'itent
retail druggists in tbtt City, in
.speaking of, this, aayi "We reoom
; me. ,d Clinmb. i Iain's Cqub Reined -for
!u urippo in mam 1868,181)
not only giv. s prompt and oomplete
reeovervj but also cou iterntaany
tendency of la grippe t,o remilt in
pin pi 1 . for feiile by lue Mm
The American Way.
After the duel hart been fought
the principals repaired to a cafe and
ordered lunch.
Not exactly gourmands, but hearty
latere were they, which caused an
'merican, who had gon to the expo
sition and bail not, yet earned stiff!
Ment capital for the return voyage,
to remark that it takes more to sat
iafy n Frenchman's appetite thnn it
does his honor.
No sooner bad the words left hie
lips than Count dp Boolcnne struck
him in the face with his open palm.
But lo! Instead of challenging the
count and wiping- out the insult in
mortni combat, the American simply
mashed him between the eyes, untight
him with a right-hand hook ns he
wns going down and then stepped on
his face with his bulldog- shoes, all
the while askinsr the count if hia
honor was satisfied. The count finally
admitted that, it wns.
Moral: That's why we have no
dueling in the land of the free. In
dianupolia Sun.
Lack of an American Type.
It is a thousand pities that we have
no types. The Irish girl still pops
to Ballyshannon fair in her jaunting
car, the Irish lad swings his shillalah,
the English rough is a perpetual Hill
Bikes, the Spanish landlord, with his
handkerchief tied around his head, is
the same man who cooked the, olln
podrida for 8aicho Panza; but the
Yankee landlord who afforded witti
cisms for Sum slick is now a member
of congress, with a careful cutaway,
immense standing collar, black neck
tip, and one stiui In his Immaculate
shirt. How can vmi tret anv fun out
of such it fellow? You can get a
moderate good dinner out of him,
but not such a good one as his fn-
tner served in ins shirtsleeves to
your father .10 years ngo. When his
son goes to Europe it is impossible
to tell him from n "lourd" he has!
the same reserve, the quiet manner,
the feeling of certainty that he will
do the right thing! He is a pebble
that has been rubbed too smooth. j
Mrs. Sherwood, in Smart SeC
THEY CRUSH THE POWERS
This is written In mid-October. Tho long,
oppressive summer is epiito gone. Fading
leaf, withering tree and the rustling corn in
the fields are signs of the season. Fog,
frost, rain, snow, they aro coming, You
remember last winter"; of 1900 and 1901.
The weather was cruel. Ah! thu thous
ands it kill.-!, and the hundreds of thous
ands it maimed and crippled. Oh, the
rough grasp it laid ou men at work, women
at home, and children in cribs and cradles.
Coughs that began before Thanksgiving
Day are racking und tearing them still ; yes,
and growing worse as they dig deeper into
the poor, tired throat nod lungs. Many
were cured by using Benson's Porous Plas
ters. For the soothing and healing power
of these Plasters is wonderful. They con
quer the complaints
THAT ARE KILLING THE PEOPLE.
No ether plaster, no other medicine or ap.
plication, can compare with them. Coughs,
colds, backache, rheumatism, lumbago,
kidney and liver troubles, asthma, influ
ent, they all go down before Benson's
Plasters like n suow image in the sun.
You can't throw money away on a Benson's
Plaster. Everylwdy is going to use them
this season. But make certain you get the
genuine. All druggists, or we will prepay
postage on any number ordered in the
United States on receipt of 2!e. each.
tSeabury &, Johnsou, Mfg. Chemists, N.Y.
EDUCATIONAL ITEMS.
The London school board maintains
18 schools for deaf and eight for blind
children.
The Hebrew characters on the seal
of Yale university stand for "Lux et
Veritas" light and truth.
Since 1871 Japan has built nearly
30,000 elementary schools, providing
room for 4,008,000 pupils, one-fourth
of whom are girls.
The German law forbids teachers in
the school to pull the ears of their
pupils. Many cases of deafness have
been shown to have resulted from
such punishment.
A book four feet long and three
feet wide has been bought from a
second-hand store in Denver by the
Colorado normal school, for $750. It
is Audubon's "Birds of North Amer
ica." It will be plneed in a glass
case at the normal institute nnd each
day a leaf will be turned. The pic
tures will also be photographed for
st ereopt icon lectures in the Colorado
schools.
0L' NUTMEG'S SAYINGS.
Instid uv teaehln' uv the young idees
haow tew shute it might be better tew
Shuts some uv the young idees.
A great many people take spriDg
meddercine jest becuz it is spring med
dcrcine an' not becuz it is spring.
Uv course yew can't ride a free hoss
tew death when yew are on a bisickle,
but many a foolish feller rides himself
tew death, v hich is almost ez bad.
It don'; take long fur a man lew fur
git his aches an' pains arter they liev
disappeared, an' he shouldn't furgit
tew let others enjoy the same blessin.
When yew ha ft or put a board over
yewr caow's face tew keep her frum
j u in pi it it's n purty good sign thet
yewr fences ain't up tew whnt they or
ter be Jue Cone, in N.Y. Herald.
MINE AND FACTORY".
Four tons of dry seaweed will pro
duce a ton of charcoal.
Sixteen tons out of every 100 of
British coal, d tig nre export. 1.
The Krupp factory, the biggest
iron-Working concern ia the world,
uses up 50 ) tons o. steel a day.
Looomottvea to burn oil arc appear
ing in the Pacific states. They are
built with the cab nnd furnace in
front and the i stack behlfid.
The . nder is di carded, and the oil
Id
Dr. I'ierce's Favorite 1'resonption and!
perseverance in its use will work won
ders for the most hopeless woman. If
Mrs. Newton, whose letter is given
below, hsd not persisted in its use, she
might never hsve known the happiness
of perfect health. Terhaps the reason
for her persistence was because she used
"Favorite Prescription" as a "last re
sort." Physicians had failed. If "Favor
ite Prescription " could not help there
was nothing to hope for. It did help. It
always helps and almost always cures.
It establishes regularity, dries weaken
ing drains, heals inflammation and ulcer
ation and cures female weakness. It
imparts strength and elasticity to the
organs of maternity and makes the
baby's advent practically painless.
"When I consulted you in April, iKgq. I wns
In poor health." writes Mrs K. H. Newton, of
Vanhuren. Aniostook Co. Maine "Hail been
sick all winter, sntl. to add to my trouble, wns
on the road to maternity, wtiic h the doctor said
would end my days. I was almost difcournged ;
did not expect any help, hut thought the end
was only a matter of time, and -oh ! my two
poor, little, motherless children.
"It wns in this condition that I ltegnn the use
of your valnablc medicine. On receipt of your
letter of April oth my husband purchased six
littles of "Favorite Pfesci'lption1 and T.olden
Medical Discovery.' " nnd I used it as you
directed. When ynu wrote me words of en
couragement on April 2lh I hntl received no
heneht from the medicine, but determined ns a
last resort to give it a fair trial. I am now tnk
ing the thirteenth nnd lsst bottle 1 have a
lovely baby girl three weeks old, that weighed
11 W pounds at birth Mybabyand 1 nre enjoy
ing jerfect health, thnnks to your wonderful
medicine, to which I believe I owe my life."
Dr. i'ierce's I'ellets stimulate the liver.
Gen. Wood has been made a member
of the Academy of Science of Havana.
The academy is one of the most exclu
sive organizations in Cuba. It is lim
ited to 40 members and each member
is elected for life.
PURE WHISKEY
DIRECT FROM DISTILLER
TO CONSUMER.
a M
Four Full Quarts.
$3
.20 I
Express
Prepaid.
Savet Dealers' Profits.
rrevtnts AJulteratwnt.
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We will
quart battles of Hayosr'sl
7-reer
1 ear-Old Double toooerl
Distilled Rye for $3.30,1
express area lid, snipped
in piain alcanas, i
maris to indicate ce
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woes received, return id
at our expense: we will
J
return your $3.20.
Such Whiskey can't be had
elsewhere tor ten than $ 5.1
RcnRKTfccs: Third Nat'l Bnnk.Dayton; Statcl
Nat' 1 Bank, St. Loo is ; or any ol the Ex. Oo't.l
THE HAYNER DISTILLING CO.,
iio'Imx wesrc riTTnot., uayion. vniu,1
308-311 So. Seventh at. , St. Louis, Mo. i
Wegnarante abaveflrm will do as It aaT.es.-Ed
SCOTCH PROVERBS.
Fools' haste is no speed. TBli
Gude watoh prevents harm.
Little said is soon mended,
(ireat barkers are nae biter.
ver quit certainty for hope.
Nothing so bold as a blind' man.
Every shoe fits not every foot.
A hiusty man never wants woe.
A man is a lion in his ain cause.
A sorrowing bairn was never fat.
Forbid a fool a thing and he'll do.
An ill plea should be well plead.
A willful man should be very wise.
I like nae to mak a toil o' a pleas
ure. A gude word is as soon said as an ill
one.
A word before is worth two be
hind. Be a friend to yourself, and others
will.
Many irons in the fire some msy
cool.
Nse great loss but there is some
gain.
I cannot sell the cow and have the
milk.
Be the same thing that ye wad be
ca'd.
It is not the cowl that makes the
frlsr.
Force without forecast is of little
worth.
A blithe heart makes a blooming
visage.
As ye mak' your bed sae ye maun
lie down.
A gude tale is na the waur to be
twice told.
Better an empty house than an ill
tenant.
If it can be nae better, it is weel it
Is nne waur.
He that wad eat the kernel maun
crack the nut.
He that seeks trouble, it Is a pity
he should miss. it.
He was scant o' news that tauld his
father was hanged.
Gentility sent to market will not
buy a peek o' meal.
He has1 need of a long spoon that
sups kail with the dc'il. Detroit Trib
une. DON'T
TOBACCO SPIT
and SM O KB
Your Life away I
Veu can be cured of any form of tobacco usiii
'jsily, lie made well, strong, magnetic, full of
new life and vigor by taking HO-TO-BAO,
that iiid.es weak men strong. Many gal"
ten pounds in ten days. Over A 470, 000
cured. All druggists. Cure guaranteed. Book-
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