The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, December 12, 1901, Image 4

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ecu Iht Kir- National Hunk ml Cunl
Vol.. X.WVIII. DKC. I-, 1901.
There seems in be every Indication thai the
naval tattle of Santiago will lx- fought over
again, this time on the floor of Congress.
Mr. Schwab will have to revise his remarks
bout the uselcssnesa of a college education since
the announcement has been mad.' that the Yale
foot ball team cleared $70,000 the past siason.
Queer Wilhelmina has forgiven her husband
and she wants the royal family to overlook his
rudeness. Although the general public does not
exactly know the cause of the family trouble it
is agreed that if the Queen has forgiven him the
reading public will try to.
STUDENT M0T0RMAH.
I'lm-Ur YoaiiK (arrvk Who Recently
Uradnnted from Yale Prorea
lllmartr a Hero.
Constantine Dcmstcr Stephaaort,
the plucky yovnip Greek who, after
ceven years' hard work, haa won hit
degree of waster of arts from Yale,
was the hero of a thrillinp epliode ob
the morning on which he won his bach
elor's degree.
Stephanove has been working his
own way through college.
During the past year lie has been a
motorruan on one of the New Karen
LIFTED HER FROM THE GROUND.
trolley lines and has attended lectures
whenever his business would permit.
One morning not long ago, ashisear
was bowling along the street ata pret
ty fast rate of speed, a little child who
was playing on one of the paTdnenta,
started for the other side of the
aired, apparently without seeing tha
on-rushing car.
Stephanove clanged his bell with all
his might and the child, instead of
heeding it as a warning, gae ane
frightened look at the csr and stood
atock still in the middle of the track,
paralyzed with fear.
Immediately Stephanove applied the
brakes with all their force. The car
jolted and bumped and slowed down,
but the motorman and the horriflel
spectators saw that it couM not be
stopped before it reached the child.
But Stephanove did not lose- his head
for an instant.
Letting go of the brake and the mo
tor, he leaned far over the front of the
car and just in the nick of time caught
the frightened little form inhlaarais
and lifting it from the ground held it
there until the ear stopped.
There was a loud shout of relief from
the spectators, and Stephanove has
been a hero everainee.
Be takes his hoaors modestly.
To him it does not seem reaaarkabla
that he should work like a day laborer
for seven years in order ta ostein the
education of a gentleman.
Fifteen years ago Joseph Haaga ar
rived in Hut u- county, Kan., with five
cents in his pocket. He went to work
for a farmer, with whom he remained
five years, saving something from his
wages each year. At the end of that
time he started farming on his own
account. To-day be owns S00 acres of
land and has it stocked with a fine herd
of cattle.
A manufacturer of farm machinery
told a gathering of farmers that if ho
treated the machinery in his factory
as they treated that which he made
for them, he would soon be a bank
rupt. The waste involved in leaving
implements exposed to the weather
accounts for much of that which is
alassed as agricultural loss. In im
mense establishments, or in large
business enterprises the operations of
which extend over a wide territory,
w hat might be called petty economies
are followed. Minute care for slight
details makes an important difference)
in dividends. The managers cannot af
ford to be wasteful. The extrava
gance oT the individual is often in vio
lent contrast with corporate pru
Mr. t ickir . a Itii tribute to tin- New
York uewsimperr- wIhhi In s thai "tin- tie s
lAuera diil ii.' The pntpie id New York
should undoubtedly U'griittful for the 'reaou uf
the citj tVuu die juws of luniuiauy by the
agencies of the decent ajni of the city.
( )m:-tu kntiktii of tin' population of licrni
Hny is uut uiployed and considering the large
number of Germans in the standing army of that
nl i v tlii inimlur ill iii inili' u'lio iln nnt. cnrii n
Jll.
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living by toil is alarmingly large.
EVERY man who
are many of them will look with disfavor upon
a project to ride a horse from New Y'ork to
Chicago in a week. It
dumb brute's hoofs and
no glory on the rider.
THE correspondents who have attempted to
interview President Roosevelt seem to lc in the
position of a man who tries to stop an express
train by waving his hat at the engineer. The
engineer blows the catt'e whistle and the train
whizzes by.
They Cordially Agreed.
"Yes, sir. tlie newspapers of this
country by their extended publication
of sensational Crimea and incidents
are doing an incalculable amount of
injury."
"That's right. The people shouldn't
be permitted to read such details.
The less they know about crime and
criminals the better."
"I entirely agree with you. May
I ask the nature of your business?"
"I'm n green goods num."
"And 1 am a dealer in gold bricks.
Shake." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Help 'Wanted Male.
Mrs. Hauskeep Goodness! This
meat is absolutely raw. The new cook
is wretched; she never cooks anything
half enough.
Mr. Hauskeep Don't blame her.
she's only a woman.
Mrs. Hauskeep What haa that to
do with it?
Mr. Hauskeep Well, "woman's work
is never done," you know. Ronton
Traveler.
They Will Hold More.
"Do you ever wish you were a girl?"
aaked the visitor who was waiting in
the reception-room.
"Only at Christinas time." answered
the boy, who was lingering In the door
way. "Why do yon v'h it t'-e ""
"Because of till ..'" they
wear," WS the pvr tcpt r n'v ' h' :r r
Post.
Catarrh Cannot be Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as
they cannot reach the seat of the di
seane. Catarrh is a blood or const i
t ut ii mill disease, audio order to cure
it you mint take internal remedies.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken intern
ally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is not a ouack medicine. It
was prescribed by one of the best
physicians in this country for years,
and is a regular prescriptou. It is
composed of the best tonics known,
combined with the best blood puri
fiers, acting directly on the mucous
surfaces- The perfect ombination of
the two ingredients is what pro
duces such wonderful results in cur
ing Catarrh. Send tcr testimonials
B9
P. J, CHENEY & CO.. PropsTB
Toledo, Ohio
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
xlall s Family Pills are tbelbest.
Wasted Iter Tsiha,
Conjurer (pointing to a Targe cabi
net) New, ladies and gentlemen, al
low me to exhibit my concluding trick.
I would ask any lady in the company
to step on the stage and stand in this
cupboard. I will then close the door.
When I open it again the lady Will
have vanished without leavtaff Wee
behind.
Gentleman in Front Seat (asM t
hht wife) I say, old woman, mm
favor and step up. TM-Kt.
Lacks BaattMax JsSsaMSt
"Rinks isn't mack f kOatMnV
man, ia he?"
"Well, I ahould say sot. Why, he
ahowa that in hia family life."
"How?"
"He has accumulated a bigger
stock than he can comfortably handle
with the amount of capital he has."
"Stock of what?"
"Children. He has six." Chicago
Post.
In Strict Coafldenee.
Sweet Girl Graduate And do you
really love me?
Handsome Commercial Traveler
With my whole soul.
Sweet Girl (doubtfully) How am I
to know that you are telling the
truth?
Handsome Commercial Traveler
(earnestly) I am not selling goods
now Tit-Bits.
If of Hip Itlicht Timber.
".Tosiah," asked Mrs. Chugwater,
looking up from a paper she was
reading, "why does a medical student
have to 'go before n board?'"
"So he can hang out n shingle. I
suppose." replied Mr. Chugwater.
"What do you wnnt to bother me
about a thing like that for?" Chi
loves a horse and there ' They'll
is useless to wear out a
legs and it will reflect
COMPARATIVE COMFORT.
Is Head la a Hornet's st
Tfell Soldier Was Safe from the
Enemy's Fire.
"I was in Chickamauga park a
ahort while ago," said an old veteran
who had been discussing the reunion
at Memphis, to a New Orleans Times
Democrat man, "and I was impressed
with the number of old veterans who
still hang around the hills that have
been made memorable in the coun
try's history by the fierce battle
that was fought there in the 'CO's.
There is something pathetic about it
to me.
"They are typical of the character
of the man who followed the for-
FACE IN A HORNET'S NEST.
tunes of the lost cause. But many of
them are full of good stories, and I
recall one story told ma by an old
confederate now running a livery
stable in Chattanooga. He ia fond of
telling it on himself. It was during
one of the preliminary skirmishes at
Chickamauga.
"Tha federal troops had reached
the top of the hill, and tha confeder
ates had been forced down on the
other side. They hid behind stumps
of trees, fell over behind loga and
ought other places of concealment
in their effort to escape Yankee bul
lets. 'I fell aver behind a lag, with
my face down,' said the Chattanooga
liveryman, 'and I ceroid hear tha
Yankee bullets whistling over my
head or burying themselves in the log
behind which I was hiding.
" 'la hugging up close to the log I
had shoved my face in a hornet's
Beat. The hornets covered my face
and head, and I lay there picking
them off one at a time until I found
aa opportunity to eeoape. ' Soon af tar
that I met a ragged looking soldier,
andhaeaidi Owe fsseaua, Jim,
wha m la t setter with
ft lata tWMftaf aaat wMa dodging
Yank aSMs "Tea Mb have swJ
f era mmwMy," he said? "Ha,- I ra
Mad, 1 awrer experienced a more da
Heiewa faattasr la my life," and really
f eajayed anything so much as
I did fate Sfhaw of thoas hornets."'
The add aWsayaiaa chuckled over the
story, east aa doubt he really felt
that the hornets' nest was a pleasure
resort under tha circumstances."
The way o buy Pure Whiskey Is direct from
Distillers. Tou avoid adulteration snd sar6
middlemen's profits. The Hayner DlHllllinK
Co.. of D iyton. Ohio, are distillers, and arc offering-
four full quarts for M.an, express prepaid.
Read their offer appearing elsewhere in this Is
sue. STOP WORKING
FOR OTHERS
Yo 'll i evr pet nheiri to that way
Ge out of the tut. A smalt truck
farm, on easy terms $10 tlown sl.(1
$1 amoutl will make you indepen
dent.
The Prudential Colony of Virginia
offo' advantages that cannot ho bo-
up el in any other locality. A pro
fre live community comprised of
i or hern people, located in a do
lgbtiu climate, wiithin ensy react.
' 1 the l ugeht mark' ts in the world.
Good hunting: finh and oysiern ii
ahuudaneo. Wijte for pnmphle
Address, THE HRTJDENTIA1
COLO . OF VIRGINI A. 10o Ens
DEMOCRATIC EDITORS OF NEB.
''rllE Diiuocratic editors of Nebraska are
going to hold a grand ami solemn meet
ing for the purpose of crying over spilta! milk
and ot forming "an association for more perfect
offensive and defensive work." We don't know
how offensive they were in the last campaign,
but their defence was ca-ilv smashed by the
Republicans. The very able part of the Ne
braska State Journal thus inundates the pro
posed meeting with his fancy:
"With words that are sweet as the finest molasses,
taffy the toller and add to his fears;
They'll show such a grief for the downtrodden
masses
A tub would scarce hold more than half ot
their tears.
Twixt hours of talking and seconds of thinking,
'Twixt sophistry solemn and logic sublime,
'Twixt very light eating and heavyweight drink
ing. The boys ought to have a hell-roaring old
time."
That's the sort of time they need. Sweet is
pleasure after pain.
Don't Sneeze.
Sneezing eUffllnff, excessive hlowinir of none
MbM stod air Mexeiee, watering of eves and
ail e other disaKrei-abi,- symptoms attendant
Upon OOldl In the head, Inrfuensa, catarrh hay
fever and similar diseases are instantly tianish
cd by the useof Clark's Antiaept'el'reani. One
application gives relief in the worst case in ten
seconds and permanently cures In a very short
time. The greatest discovery ever made Sold
under a guarantee. Urge Itibe postpaid for 2Sc.
Agents wanted I everywhere t. introduce this
remedy. HK inducements offered Write to
day fur a sample istampn taken) and terms
12 5 It.
' i.akk HEMICAI. i'O.,
lilainiville, Pa,
V AI iVli3 . soil. Plenty of fruit
prtep'" ,OW n,mo i"r own
What size place and how much do
you want to pay, etc. ?
Address, STILES & COLEMAN,
12-5-51. Mountain View , Mo
Men's Rubber Boot
only f 2.25.
Men's Heavy
Felt Boots
with Rubber-overs, heavy
1-75-
These Boots and Felts
are 25 to 50c a pair
cheaper thanthe same
grade cost any place
else.
ECONOMICAL,
Sunburv, Pa.
MlDDLEBURQH MARKET.
Butter 20
Eggfl 24
Onions 75
Ltrd 12
Tallo 3$
CI lick ens.... 6-7
Side 8
Shoulder. 12
Wheat 70
Rye 50
Corn 60
Oats 38
Potatoes 50
BrauperlOO.1.00
Middlings" 1 10
Chop 1.10
Ham 14 IFlourperbbl 3.75
1 coweXmq Ifoa MJaaUl
Firm of high standing would in
crease corps of reprenentatives call
in,; on physicians. Our eighty men
now averaee $40 weekly. Exclusive
territory. Steady employment.
Box a isUea o, ew Yrk (liy.
1191 -41.
Distillery for Sale.
THE HARTM AN DISILLtaT at Pennsereek Is
offered for sale.
Capacity 520 Bushels per day.
With a little expense the capacity could be In
creased to any extent
Addreaa Box 4a.
"!-'. Prsmiu-reek, Pa
Dr. Thomas' Remedy
-FOB-
ST. VITUS' DANCE
Has never failed to effect r
permanent cure wbere tin
directions have been care
fully followed; the most ob
Ntinate cases, tbat bavo baf
fled the skill of physicians,
have yielded to its powerlul
influence, and itstandsto-day
as the only known and pos
tive euretW this distressing
complaint. Sent by mail on
receipt of 1 1.G0. Address
Thomas Bechtold,
1324 Norh 55 h St.
T
Grand Opening of Holiday Goods
December 1 1 and 1 2.
We will use tha two hip store rooms in tha Harrison Buildiinr, for a
MONSTER DISPLAY ot HOLIDAY GOODS, th biggest in town,
and offering the Inst values. The one room will be used as an Annex
and will he filled with holiday goods only. The Bee Hive room proper
will lie used for both staple and holiday goods. So much for location, that
von mav be able to find thimrs easilv. Wesmaka RhaiatntM I,.,..:..
only profitable out comfortable.
Books! Books ! Books!
Many new and popular bookl at prices within the reach of all. Good
patter, attractive bindings, clear type.
for
At 18 Cents
Joe the Chimpaoee, Mandy's Quilt
ing Party, The Wonderful Cookie.
Babouscka.
At 25 Cents
Bunyon'fl Pilgrim's Progress, Swiss
Family Robinson, Alice's Adven
tures in Wonderland, Anderson's
Fairy Talcs.
At 30 Cents
A Child's Life of Christ, The Ad
ventures of Robinson Crusoe. A
Child's Story of the Bible, Aesop's
fames.
Pictures, Pictures
Can you think of anything nicer to give a friend than a beautiful pic
ture tastefully framed ? You n't really go amiss when you select pic
tures for Christmas presents. We have marked many pictures below re
gular prices. Conic and make an early choice. The prices run like
these: 2.r,e, 35c, 50c, 75c, $1.00, $1.25, $1.50, $1.75, $2.00, $3.00 up
to $5.00.
Oil lid r-ora's Furs
We are having a speciality of Children's Furs this season. Handsome
and stylish sets in Ermine, Chinchilla, Lamb, Angora, Nat. Oppossum.
Grey Krimmer, White hare and Mink.
They are 75c, II. 2, 1.80. t.TS, S.nn. 8.00, J.V),
8.00 up to 7.P0 a act. Ttrnd the following list
and you will And many augge.tiona for Holi
day Olfta, and aome pure to auit you. No other
warehouse 1. .o tl I led with appreciative and at
tractive gif'a for eo little money or muchasluat
aa you care to purchase : Ladles NearorKlec
Irlc Seal Coa . Ijwlie.' and Mlaaea' Three Quar
ter, Automobile and Raglan Coat., a very Targe
and tasty line of Children'a Coat., Infanta'
long and ahort Coats, Infants' long and ahort
Presses, Shawls, Scapes, snd horpeee, Keautlful
allk and flannel Wal.ta. Handsome silk Petti
coats for dressy wear: a fine new line of Sateen
Petticoats for general wear.
Tou will not find a more styllah line of Coat
Sulla outalde of the large cltiea.
Eiderdown Dressing Sacks, Press Patterns and
T'lmminira, Styles and good wearing Fura, Mer
ino and Wool Underwear. Knit Skirts, White
Aprons, Overgaltcrs. Lcg-gina, Calf Gloves, Kid
J. N HARRISON,
Sunbury, Pa.
Greatest Bargain Days
The Greatest Bargains that have
ever been offered at Graybill &
Garman's Department Store from
DEC. 16th to 31st inclusive
Groceries
2 lbs. Arbuckles Coffee, 23c
3 Packages Corn starch, 10
3 lbs. Rice, 14
3 lbs. Peas, 9
1 lb. Beet Baking Soda, 3
4 lbs. Mixture Candy, 25
Hardware & Tinware
10 qt. Tin Pail, 12c
Dish Pans, 10
6 Tea Spoons, 3
6 Table Spoons, 5
Fall Line of Tinware
and Granlteware
6 Large Plates, 29c
6 Cups and Saucers, 1
Table Knives only, 4
Butcher Knivei, 9
The above named articles are only a few of the many
Bargains that we have to offer,
Oar stock is the MOST COMPLETE and UP-TO-DATE
that can be secured.
The above prices are good only from DEO. 16th to
31st, and for CASH and PRODUCE ONLY.
We will give a beaatifal present to every purchaser
that will come to our store on Dec. 21st.
Store will be closed on Christmas,
DECEMBER 25, 1901.
Call and examine our stock. Thanking you for past
favors, and wo invite a continuance of the same.
GRAYBILL
BEEHIVE
Ola.llca.aron
At 2a Cents
Books for Boys- Ad ventures Among
Indians, Afloat in the Forest, All
Aboard, Boy Hunters.
At 18 Cents
A Brave Woman. Adam Bede, Am
erican Notes, Ardath.
Some of the Newest Books The
Crisis, Kim, Richard Carvel, tVhcn
Knighthood was in Flower.
We have several hundred hooks
to select from, but have mentioned
only a few titles and prices, that
you may be able to form an opinion
about them.
QIo-m, Piirmii, ChstPlitlne Rag, Brls, Tie
t'ollam. Stock. Jabotn, Mouwieline MufTn'
Handkerchief. Farm. Hnlnery, Kibbonn. Jacea'
?.ni,t;'d -,HI,,,,K'r"i SHpPer Soles, Shetland
Shawl., Toqven. ToweU. Napkin., Tahle Linen '
Teleacope. Suit Cae, Grips, Umbrellas
.lewelry. Silver Noveltiep, Hoapg. Perfumes
Hamocks. Table covers, Portiera, I .ace Cur
tains, Bed Spread. Blanket'
Toys, Toys. Toys
Old Santo Chun nan token up his abode In
(he Annex and ia well pleased with his head-
auarters. Re's Jolly aa ever, Just the same old
sntoClaus.
Don't fall to viait the Annex, it Is filled with
Toya, Books, Games. Dolls. Don,- Furnllnre
and Tree Ornamenta. We extend a royal
rhrlstms welcome In all. from the wee tot to '
the grey haired grandmother. Annex Opeatoir
Dec. II, General Opening:, Dec. IX
A Pull Line of lien's and Boys
Suits and Overcoats at
Lowest Prices
Men's Felt Boots with Rubber
Overshoes, $1.43
Men's Fine Shoes 1.40 for 98c
Ladies' Kangaroo Calf Shoes, 97
Ladies' Fine Donogla Shoes, 94
Dry Goods & Notions
Lancaster Ginghams, 5c
A good Gingham, 4
Turkey Red Table Damask, 13
Red Twilled Flannel, 16
Bed Blankets, 44
Large sized Grey Bed Blankets, 48
Appleton "A" Remnant Muslin, 6
10 yds. Hill Muslin, 75
Men's Fleece lined Underwear
worth $1.00 per suit for 74
Ladies' Ribbed Vests, 23
Shawl Fascinators, 23
& GARMAN,
dence.
cago Tribune.
1 It' Si., X. w York.