Paklisltd Kver T' lay n i iiini; "K0 W W A(tEN".SKLl.En. A U EDITOR ANT OWNSR NUBWICIPTION KATF-. II n 'it .mu paM iii advance ai.no -r yrr if noi paid In 'i 'miu'i Single mplcs. h'.re ( ( jttf-f rilling iinitik. mtn r-T Uaa, auaaarat) meAur fifnt f.ir tir.t tnsartloi. and SO rente isr tins fur such subsa ecu Iht Kir- National Hunk ml Cunl Vol.. X.WVIII. DKC. I-, 1901. There seems in be every Indication thai the naval tattle of Santiago will lx- fought over again, this time on the floor of Congress. Mr. Schwab will have to revise his remarks bout the uselcssnesa of a college education since the announcement has been mad.' that the Yale foot ball team cleared $70,000 the past siason. Queer Wilhelmina has forgiven her husband and she wants the royal family to overlook his rudeness. Although the general public does not exactly know the cause of the family trouble it is agreed that if the Queen has forgiven him the reading public will try to. STUDENT M0T0RMAH. I'lm-Ur YoaiiK (arrvk Who Recently Uradnnted from Yale Prorea lllmartr a Hero. Constantine Dcmstcr Stephaaort, the plucky yovnip Greek who, after ceven years' hard work, haa won hit degree of waster of arts from Yale, was the hero of a thrillinp epliode ob the morning on which he won his bach elor's degree. Stephanove has been working his own way through college. During the past year lie has been a motorruan on one of the New Karen LIFTED HER FROM THE GROUND. trolley lines and has attended lectures whenever his business would permit. One morning not long ago, ashisear was bowling along the street ata pret ty fast rate of speed, a little child who was playing on one of the paTdnenta, started for the other side of the aired, apparently without seeing tha on-rushing car. Stephanove clanged his bell with all his might and the child, instead of heeding it as a warning, gae ane frightened look at the csr and stood atock still in the middle of the track, paralyzed with fear. Immediately Stephanove applied the brakes with all their force. The car jolted and bumped and slowed down, but the motorman and the horriflel spectators saw that it couM not be stopped before it reached the child. But Stephanove did not lose- his head for an instant. Letting go of the brake and the mo tor, he leaned far over the front of the car and just in the nick of time caught the frightened little form inhlaarais and lifting it from the ground held it there until the ear stopped. There was a loud shout of relief from the spectators, and Stephanove has been a hero everainee. Be takes his hoaors modestly. To him it does not seem reaaarkabla that he should work like a day laborer for seven years in order ta ostein the education of a gentleman. Fifteen years ago Joseph Haaga ar rived in Hut u- county, Kan., with five cents in his pocket. He went to work for a farmer, with whom he remained five years, saving something from his wages each year. At the end of that time he started farming on his own account. To-day be owns S00 acres of land and has it stocked with a fine herd of cattle. A manufacturer of farm machinery told a gathering of farmers that if ho treated the machinery in his factory as they treated that which he made for them, he would soon be a bank rupt. The waste involved in leaving implements exposed to the weather accounts for much of that which is alassed as agricultural loss. In im mense establishments, or in large business enterprises the operations of which extend over a wide territory, w hat might be called petty economies are followed. Minute care for slight details makes an important difference) in dividends. The managers cannot af ford to be wasteful. The extrava gance oT the individual is often in vio lent contrast with corporate pru Mr. t ickir . a Itii tribute to tin- New York uewsimperr- wIhhi In s thai "tin- tie s lAuera diil ii.' The pntpie id New York should undoubtedly U'griittful for the 'reaou uf the citj tVuu die juws of luniuiauy by the agencies of the decent ajni of the city. ( )m:-tu kntiktii of tin' population of licrni Hny is uut uiployed and considering the large number of Germans in the standing army of that nl i v tlii inimlur ill iii inili' u'lio iln nnt. cnrii n Jll. NVBfBRB 4l ' ' 1 ! living by toil is alarmingly large. EVERY man who are many of them will look with disfavor upon a project to ride a horse from New Y'ork to Chicago in a week. It dumb brute's hoofs and no glory on the rider. THE correspondents who have attempted to interview President Roosevelt seem to lc in the position of a man who tries to stop an express train by waving his hat at the engineer. The engineer blows the catt'e whistle and the train whizzes by. They Cordially Agreed. "Yes, sir. tlie newspapers of this country by their extended publication of sensational Crimea and incidents are doing an incalculable amount of injury." "That's right. The people shouldn't be permitted to read such details. The less they know about crime and criminals the better." "I entirely agree with you. May I ask the nature of your business?" "I'm n green goods num." "And 1 am a dealer in gold bricks. Shake." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Help 'Wanted Male. Mrs. Hauskeep Goodness! This meat is absolutely raw. The new cook is wretched; she never cooks anything half enough. Mr. Hauskeep Don't blame her. she's only a woman. Mrs. Hauskeep What haa that to do with it? Mr. Hauskeep Well, "woman's work is never done," you know. Ronton Traveler. They Will Hold More. "Do you ever wish you were a girl?" aaked the visitor who was waiting in the reception-room. "Only at Christinas time." answered the boy, who was lingering In the door way. "Why do yon v'h it t'-e "" "Because of till ..'" they wear," WS the pvr tcpt r n'v ' h' :r r Post. Catarrh Cannot be Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the di seane. Catarrh is a blood or const i t ut ii mill disease, audio order to cure it you mint take internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken intern ally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a ouack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this country for years, and is a regular prescriptou. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood puri fiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces- The perfect ombination of the two ingredients is what pro duces such wonderful results in cur ing Catarrh. Send tcr testimonials B9 P. J, CHENEY & CO.. PropsTB Toledo, Ohio Sold by Druggists, 75c. xlall s Family Pills are tbelbest. Wasted Iter Tsiha, Conjurer (pointing to a Targe cabi net) New, ladies and gentlemen, al low me to exhibit my concluding trick. I would ask any lady in the company to step on the stage and stand in this cupboard. I will then close the door. When I open it again the lady Will have vanished without leavtaff Wee behind. Gentleman in Front Seat (asM t hht wife) I say, old woman, mm favor and step up. TM-Kt. Lacks BaattMax JsSsaMSt "Rinks isn't mack f kOatMnV man, ia he?" "Well, I ahould say sot. Why, he ahowa that in hia family life." "How?" "He has accumulated a bigger stock than he can comfortably handle with the amount of capital he has." "Stock of what?" "Children. He has six." Chicago Post. In Strict Coafldenee. Sweet Girl Graduate And do you really love me? Handsome Commercial Traveler With my whole soul. Sweet Girl (doubtfully) How am I to know that you are telling the truth? Handsome Commercial Traveler (earnestly) I am not selling goods now Tit-Bits. If of Hip Itlicht Timber. ".Tosiah," asked Mrs. Chugwater, looking up from a paper she was reading, "why does a medical student have to 'go before n board?'" "So he can hang out n shingle. I suppose." replied Mr. Chugwater. "What do you wnnt to bother me about a thing like that for?" Chi loves a horse and there ' They'll is useless to wear out a legs and it will reflect COMPARATIVE COMFORT. Is Head la a Hornet's st Tfell Soldier Was Safe from the Enemy's Fire. "I was in Chickamauga park a ahort while ago," said an old veteran who had been discussing the reunion at Memphis, to a New Orleans Times Democrat man, "and I was impressed with the number of old veterans who still hang around the hills that have been made memorable in the coun try's history by the fierce battle that was fought there in the 'CO's. There is something pathetic about it to me. "They are typical of the character of the man who followed the for- FACE IN A HORNET'S NEST. tunes of the lost cause. But many of them are full of good stories, and I recall one story told ma by an old confederate now running a livery stable in Chattanooga. He ia fond of telling it on himself. It was during one of the preliminary skirmishes at Chickamauga. "Tha federal troops had reached the top of the hill, and tha confeder ates had been forced down on the other side. They hid behind stumps of trees, fell over behind loga and ought other places of concealment in their effort to escape Yankee bul lets. 'I fell aver behind a lag, with my face down,' said the Chattanooga liveryman, 'and I ceroid hear tha Yankee bullets whistling over my head or burying themselves in the log behind which I was hiding. " 'la hugging up close to the log I had shoved my face in a hornet's Beat. The hornets covered my face and head, and I lay there picking them off one at a time until I found aa opportunity to eeoape. ' Soon af tar that I met a ragged looking soldier, andhaeaidi Owe fsseaua, Jim, wha m la t setter with ft lata tWMftaf aaat wMa dodging Yank aSMs "Tea Mb have swJ f era mmwMy," he said? "Ha,- I ra Mad, 1 awrer experienced a more da Heiewa faattasr la my life," and really f eajayed anything so much as I did fate Sfhaw of thoas hornets."' The add aWsayaiaa chuckled over the story, east aa doubt he really felt that the hornets' nest was a pleasure resort under tha circumstances." The way o buy Pure Whiskey Is direct from Distillers. Tou avoid adulteration snd sar6 middlemen's profits. The Hayner DlHllllinK Co.. of D iyton. Ohio, are distillers, and arc offering- four full quarts for M.an, express prepaid. Read their offer appearing elsewhere in this Is sue. STOP WORKING FOR OTHERS Yo 'll i evr pet nheiri to that way Ge out of the tut. A smalt truck farm, on easy terms $10 tlown sl.(1 $1 amoutl will make you indepen dent. The Prudential Colony of Virginia offo' advantages that cannot ho bo- up el in any other locality. A pro fre live community comprised of i or hern people, located in a do lgbtiu climate, wiithin ensy react. ' 1 the l ugeht mark' ts in the world. Good hunting: finh and oysiern ii ahuudaneo. Wijte for pnmphle Address, THE HRTJDENTIA1 COLO . OF VIRGINI A. 10o Ens DEMOCRATIC EDITORS OF NEB. ''rllE Diiuocratic editors of Nebraska are going to hold a grand ami solemn meet ing for the purpose of crying over spilta! milk and ot forming "an association for more perfect offensive and defensive work." We don't know how offensive they were in the last campaign, but their defence was ca-ilv smashed by the Republicans. The very able part of the Ne braska State Journal thus inundates the pro posed meeting with his fancy: "With words that are sweet as the finest molasses, taffy the toller and add to his fears; They'll show such a grief for the downtrodden masses A tub would scarce hold more than half ot their tears. Twixt hours of talking and seconds of thinking, 'Twixt sophistry solemn and logic sublime, 'Twixt very light eating and heavyweight drink ing. The boys ought to have a hell-roaring old time." That's the sort of time they need. Sweet is pleasure after pain. Don't Sneeze. Sneezing eUffllnff, excessive hlowinir of none MbM stod air Mexeiee, watering of eves and ail e other disaKrei-abi,- symptoms attendant Upon OOldl In the head, Inrfuensa, catarrh hay fever and similar diseases are instantly tianish cd by the useof Clark's Antiaept'el'reani. One application gives relief in the worst case in ten seconds and permanently cures In a very short time. The greatest discovery ever made Sold under a guarantee. Urge Itibe postpaid for 2Sc. Agents wanted I everywhere t. introduce this remedy. HK inducements offered Write to day fur a sample istampn taken) and terms 12 5 It. ' i.akk HEMICAI. i'O., lilainiville, Pa, V AI iVli3 . soil. Plenty of fruit prtep'" ,OW n,mo i"r own What size place and how much do you want to pay, etc. ? Address, STILES & COLEMAN, 12-5-51. Mountain View , Mo Men's Rubber Boot only f 2.25. Men's Heavy Felt Boots with Rubber-overs, heavy 1-75- These Boots and Felts are 25 to 50c a pair cheaper thanthe same grade cost any place else. ECONOMICAL, Sunburv, Pa. MlDDLEBURQH MARKET. Butter 20 Eggfl 24 Onions 75 Ltrd 12 Tallo 3$ CI lick ens.... 6-7 Side 8 Shoulder. 12 Wheat 70 Rye 50 Corn 60 Oats 38 Potatoes 50 BrauperlOO.1.00 Middlings" 1 10 Chop 1.10 Ham 14 IFlourperbbl 3.75 1 coweXmq Ifoa MJaaUl Firm of high standing would in crease corps of reprenentatives call in,; on physicians. Our eighty men now averaee $40 weekly. Exclusive territory. Steady employment. Box a isUea o, ew Yrk (liy. 1191 -41. Distillery for Sale. THE HARTM AN DISILLtaT at Pennsereek Is offered for sale. Capacity 520 Bushels per day. With a little expense the capacity could be In creased to any extent Addreaa Box 4a. "!-'. Prsmiu-reek, Pa Dr. Thomas' Remedy -FOB- ST. VITUS' DANCE Has never failed to effect r permanent cure wbere tin directions have been care fully followed; the most ob Ntinate cases, tbat bavo baf fled the skill of physicians, have yielded to its powerlul influence, and itstandsto-day as the only known and pos tive euretW this distressing complaint. Sent by mail on receipt of 1 1.G0. Address Thomas Bechtold, 1324 Norh 55 h St. T Grand Opening of Holiday Goods December 1 1 and 1 2. We will use tha two hip store rooms in tha Harrison Buildiinr, for a MONSTER DISPLAY ot HOLIDAY GOODS, th biggest in town, and offering the Inst values. The one room will be used as an Annex and will he filled with holiday goods only. The Bee Hive room proper will lie used for both staple and holiday goods. So much for location, that von mav be able to find thimrs easilv. Wesmaka RhaiatntM I,.,..:.. only profitable out comfortable. Books! Books ! Books! Many new and popular bookl at prices within the reach of all. Good patter, attractive bindings, clear type. for At 18 Cents Joe the Chimpaoee, Mandy's Quilt ing Party, The Wonderful Cookie. Babouscka. At 25 Cents Bunyon'fl Pilgrim's Progress, Swiss Family Robinson, Alice's Adven tures in Wonderland, Anderson's Fairy Talcs. At 30 Cents A Child's Life of Christ, The Ad ventures of Robinson Crusoe. A Child's Story of the Bible, Aesop's fames. Pictures, Pictures Can you think of anything nicer to give a friend than a beautiful pic ture tastefully framed ? You n't really go amiss when you select pic tures for Christmas presents. We have marked many pictures below re gular prices. Conic and make an early choice. The prices run like these: 2.r,e, 35c, 50c, 75c, $1.00, $1.25, $1.50, $1.75, $2.00, $3.00 up to $5.00. Oil lid r-ora's Furs We are having a speciality of Children's Furs this season. Handsome and stylish sets in Ermine, Chinchilla, Lamb, Angora, Nat. Oppossum. Grey Krimmer, White hare and Mink. They are 75c, II. 2, 1.80. t.TS, S.nn. 8.00, J.V), 8.00 up to 7.P0 a act. Ttrnd the following list and you will And many augge.tiona for Holi day Olfta, and aome pure to auit you. No other warehouse 1. .o tl I led with appreciative and at tractive gif'a for eo little money or muchasluat aa you care to purchase : Ladles NearorKlec Irlc Seal Coa . Ijwlie.' and Mlaaea' Three Quar ter, Automobile and Raglan Coat., a very Targe and tasty line of Children'a Coat., Infanta' long and ahort Coats, Infants' long and ahort Presses, Shawls, Scapes, snd horpeee, Keautlful allk and flannel Wal.ta. Handsome silk Petti coats for dressy wear: a fine new line of Sateen Petticoats for general wear. Tou will not find a more styllah line of Coat Sulla outalde of the large cltiea. Eiderdown Dressing Sacks, Press Patterns and T'lmminira, Styles and good wearing Fura, Mer ino and Wool Underwear. Knit Skirts, White Aprons, Overgaltcrs. Lcg-gina, Calf Gloves, Kid J. N HARRISON, Sunbury, Pa. Greatest Bargain Days The Greatest Bargains that have ever been offered at Graybill & Garman's Department Store from DEC. 16th to 31st inclusive Groceries 2 lbs. Arbuckles Coffee, 23c 3 Packages Corn starch, 10 3 lbs. Rice, 14 3 lbs. Peas, 9 1 lb. Beet Baking Soda, 3 4 lbs. Mixture Candy, 25 Hardware & Tinware 10 qt. Tin Pail, 12c Dish Pans, 10 6 Tea Spoons, 3 6 Table Spoons, 5 Fall Line of Tinware and Granlteware 6 Large Plates, 29c 6 Cups and Saucers, 1 Table Knives only, 4 Butcher Knivei, 9 The above named articles are only a few of the many Bargains that we have to offer, Oar stock is the MOST COMPLETE and UP-TO-DATE that can be secured. The above prices are good only from DEO. 16th to 31st, and for CASH and PRODUCE ONLY. We will give a beaatifal present to every purchaser that will come to our store on Dec. 21st. Store will be closed on Christmas, DECEMBER 25, 1901. Call and examine our stock. Thanking you for past favors, and wo invite a continuance of the same. GRAYBILL BEEHIVE Ola.llca.aron At 2a Cents Books for Boys- Ad ventures Among Indians, Afloat in the Forest, All Aboard, Boy Hunters. At 18 Cents A Brave Woman. Adam Bede, Am erican Notes, Ardath. Some of the Newest Books The Crisis, Kim, Richard Carvel, tVhcn Knighthood was in Flower. We have several hundred hooks to select from, but have mentioned only a few titles and prices, that you may be able to form an opinion about them. QIo-m, Piirmii, ChstPlitlne Rag, Brls, Tie t'ollam. Stock. Jabotn, Mouwieline MufTn' Handkerchief. Farm. Hnlnery, Kibbonn. Jacea' ?.ni,t;'d -,HI,,,,K'r"i SHpPer Soles, Shetland Shawl., Toqven. ToweU. Napkin., Tahle Linen ' Teleacope. Suit Cae, Grips, Umbrellas .lewelry. Silver Noveltiep, Hoapg. Perfumes Hamocks. Table covers, Portiera, I .ace Cur tains, Bed Spread. Blanket' Toys, Toys. Toys Old Santo Chun nan token up his abode In (he Annex and ia well pleased with his head- auarters. Re's Jolly aa ever, Just the same old sntoClaus. Don't fall to viait the Annex, it Is filled with Toya, Books, Games. Dolls. Don,- Furnllnre and Tree Ornamenta. We extend a royal rhrlstms welcome In all. from the wee tot to ' the grey haired grandmother. Annex Opeatoir Dec. II, General Opening:, Dec. IX A Pull Line of lien's and Boys Suits and Overcoats at Lowest Prices Men's Felt Boots with Rubber Overshoes, $1.43 Men's Fine Shoes 1.40 for 98c Ladies' Kangaroo Calf Shoes, 97 Ladies' Fine Donogla Shoes, 94 Dry Goods & Notions Lancaster Ginghams, 5c A good Gingham, 4 Turkey Red Table Damask, 13 Red Twilled Flannel, 16 Bed Blankets, 44 Large sized Grey Bed Blankets, 48 Appleton "A" Remnant Muslin, 6 10 yds. Hill Muslin, 75 Men's Fleece lined Underwear worth $1.00 per suit for 74 Ladies' Ribbed Vests, 23 Shawl Fascinators, 23 & GARMAN, dence. cago Tribune. 1 It' Si., X. w York.