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The Horror of
Three Sandals.
Ov C.rles Fleming Embree.
THE old sluggish monster of revolu
tion, long since di'iigtd to sleep,
aome think to dealh, vat sometimes
atira. Its inoveuients are dreain-niove-rnents,
its snuke-llke convolutions are
harmless. It is merely the haait ol
the dead pn.st, when Dias was not yet
Power, which causes the beast to
heave its lethargic sigh and epen up,
from time to time, a red orb devoid
of meaning.
Up over the Cuemaraca railroad
comes now the military detachment
lately sent into Guerro. The little
compnny eats dinner by the Cuerna
vaca Ntution. Five lank soldiers in
sandals ait at a distance on the
ground: nnd, whereas all the others
nrc gay, t lir.sc Ave sit depressed with
gloom, recalling a strange thing.
The heart of (iuerrero, state of
golden miracles, is not yet opened to
t lie world. Mountains and mysteries
shut it away from modern life. Away
Sown south, two hundred miles from
the railroad, is th town of Three
Sandals. Into it came, five years ago,
an American named Btlrge, Be bought
a mine and worked it all alone, and
they said he stacked up gold in an
Bdobe hottae as high as the roof. He
was lull, with silken lieard, feline
grace, mild, deep, unreal eyes. Gold
tinned his head) gold made hia house
an empire. Three Sandals the center
of the universe. He dreamed of sever
ing this southern land from klaxioO,
and Insane idas of a monarchy oame
to him.
The chief of police was fat ami
flaliliy, ami often full of imlque. He
lived In a large house on the plaza by
the palms. llin sister was a beauty,
aged nineteen, named otilin.
"Otilia, I call you a failure, " com
plained the chief, drinking three
iiait.s of pulque In the patio, while
Klie lounged lanquid under those enor
mous yellow flowers called "oups-of-goldV'
"Manjarrec killed himself for
you. Kliua slew Negrete for you:
OlivaVM robbed the hueieudu to buy
you a ruby, nnd was shot. The gov
ernor ni ChilpunolngO made n fool of
himself for you. Hah! whnt good is
nil this if you can not iiiid out the
revolutionary schemes of that cursed
American, nnd snvo my reputation. 1
want, to kill him. and, alns!" with u
comic shrug, spilling pulque "there
is no way."
"Hang him by his sweet, so't heard,
Tepc, my love," said she, with p. ::iile.
"But! the shadow of an excuse! 1
know he plots, but never n finger can
I lay on him. Make him fall in love
with you, witch; worm it out of him.
Our reputation is at stake."
She dreamed, lying there graceful,
beautiful, mischief in her languid eye.
"I will," she said, and plucked a imp-of-gold,
and buried her flushed face
therein.
She was shrewd. She wns not of
tithe dashing type. She wns leisurely
reserved. She had watched Btlrge for
months. She knew him slightly: she
had smiled nt him. lata her deep
thinking came the knowledge that
there was something of the mystic in
his nature, that mystery might win
him where other means would fail.
Every evening at six she vrapped
herself in a black rcbo.o so that eyes
glowing and portions of a face arti
ficially pale were seen beneath lus
trous hair. Then, solemn, sud, a mov
ing statue, she Walked to and fro, to
und fro, before the American's house.
When he stood in the door stroking his
silken beard nnd gazed on her, she
nodded slowly, us though unseeing,
and sighed a heavy sigh. At dusk,
having walked to and fro for an hour,
she sighed more heavily still and went,
away.
After one week of this mystery, the
form of Otilin began to haunt him.
She wns very beautiful, said he. There
l were lurking in her eyes vast dreums,
i restlessness, towering ambitions ah!
(like his own, like his own. He tossed
in the night, somehow drawn to her.
After all, wns it good to be lonely?
With such n mote to what grand
heights ntight any man not sour! So
from seeing her by chance, he came
to watch for her, and when she passed
his hand was froen on liiv beard, or
burned with lire thut ran in all of
his blood. Meanwhile a plan to over
throw the town's authorities, to
gather iren, to march on Chilpancin
go, took form. Two Officers nearest
the person of the chief were Slirgc's
fellow-plotters.
On the eighth evening of this mov
ing to and fro, wrapped in mystery,
she let her reboso wave a little Wider
open. He was devouring her with his
eyes. He was like a god, strong and
full of grace. Her sweet lips were
pinkish; her neck was white. She
sighed, but she looked on him with
quick flames bursting from her eyes.
The street was lonely. He stepped
out and hived his long slim lingers on
her arm. She paused, und they gazed
at one another.
"Otilia, some dread thing haunts
you."
"Yes, senor." Her eyes were down.
"Otilin, n great weight is on you. I
nm one used to speaking out. When
God puts fire into a mini's heart, the
man should never hide it, lest it burn
him. Otiliu, I seem to see myself in
your eyes. Heart of my heart, I love
you."
She, exceedingly white, raised her
eyes just enough to see his chin; and
with a startling mixture of mischief
and emotional upheaving, she remem
bered her words: "Hang him by his
sweet, soft beard, Pepe."
lie kissed her as the dusk eames. She
went home, bewildered to find tha
her eyes seemed blind. When she put
her reboco to them it came away wet.
She walked statelily, looking at all the
lew, barred wintrwm. She entered
her brother's patio and sat down un
der the great cups-of-gold. At supper
1 ine could not eat. In bed she could
' not sleep. In the night hec little bare
i feet went softly up ami down the
' room, in the ruorniug she was afraid
)f herself, something within her heart
seared her so.
The love passage thus legnn, ami
Otilia, in winning him, had loaf her
self. Ah. his god-like form, his for
eign strength, his whiteness! She
loved him The same old difference
Between so many loves characterised
these. The nun's vast schemes were
mightier than his love. The woman's
(a waa mightier than all else.
At the edge of the owu wns a de
serted alameda full of mango-trees.
Here were aged stone benches seldom
uesd. Here the shade was like duak
at noon, like midnight at dusk. Here
they met evening after evening, she
falling punting Into his arms, he gaz
ing at her scarcely seen face with
hungry eyea.
"You are incarnate truth," he said.
lllood flew to her face; her brain
eemed drown. "Yet 1 wns false."
"What bad jest is this'.'"
She lay trembling. Bomenow a fenr
i entered him.
"Speak!" he cried, almost letting
' her from him.
"I plotted against yen."
"How- it is a lie! "
"Oh, my soul's soul! I set about to
I win you, instigated by mv brother.
I that 1 might learn your plan of rev
J olution, mid conquer you nnd bring
I you to death. Crush me if you must
! thus have lost myself ibus have
yon overthrown me!"
He let her fall on the old stonf
bench. The shade of the mango trees
was deep. He stood a little way off,
tall and still, and looked at her. .lust
! here the revulsion came; for gold hud
.made him insane with dreams. Ills
love wns second to his plot. Mistrust
sank deep in him. He fell himself be
trayed. Cold drops wer i bis fore
head. He had walked as in a deep
gold mist. He gazed on this girl.
She was Incarnate treason; li ia love
for her hnd turned to fear.
Wounded, ignoble, but grand with
! rnge, he turned, and she was left
j llone, After that he smiled at her no
more, nor looked nt her. He dared not
i lice; that were confession nnd meant
j death. He dared not prolong delay.
She had groped her way home from
the mango-grove. Though sho wus
iweet nnd leisurly and shrewd, she hnd
in her that fuel which, touched with
lire, burns on to vengeance. Hut she
Waa sad; mid it seemed some second
! self mercilessly drove her on to the
revenge which her better nature did
not want. She wept, nnd grew thin in
three duys miraculously. Sometimes
she joked with herself even yet, in
manner ghastly. "Hang him by his
sweet, soft beard," murmered she in
'bud night dreams; and ahe saw his
head, in visons, hung thim, horrible.
j The first night of their estrange
ment, the fat, pulque-drinking chief
found letters at the home of one of
his subordinates. They Incriminated
the subordinate, who wus nrrested and
put in the little adobe jnil ncross the
plnza. The chief strove in vain to find
' one word of those epistles which
! might give ground for the nrrest of
Stirge. But the American's' tracks
were yet covered. The chief shed
maudlin tears of exasperation.
The third night Otilia came knock
ing nt his door nt ten o'clock. She was
admitted; the chief sitting in a gown
on his bed's edge.
"This subordinate, the nrrested
one," said she, steady-voiced, "when is
he to be shot?"
"At sunrise. T nm writing the or
der for the soldiers who will arrive
to-night. Oh, you failure!"
"Come, keep these railings for an
other. Give me the order but leave
the name a blank."
Her manner was cold, stern, and
she wns pale und sick.
"Why?" he growled.
She put one hand on the foot board
and leaned close to him. "I may do
that which your secret oul longs
for," whispered she. "Do I not
know that it. is his gold that you
wnnt? Think! They say it is
stacked to the roof."
"Hut I should be called to account
for a baseless execution, you fool!"
"I have a fading ink. I write the
name und show it to the captain, lie
executes 1 he order. The ink fades.
You substitute the rightful name,
and on the ciipf.nin lies the blame."
He fell back in bed with a choking
noise.
"It's on the table," he said, weakly.
She brought him the blank. He filled
it out nil save the name. She left
him staring stupidly ut her, and pres
ently heard him call for three more
quarts of pulque.
Otilia wus not so villainous on she
seemed. She wus tottering. She had
scarce an idea that, she should exe
cute so dreadful a plan. It wiih the
warring between those two differing
selves of hers that drove her on to
make these preparations. In these
ugly hours, too, wns the playfulness
yet alive In her. She thought that
to threaten him, in play, with this
ghastly thing would be sweet mis
chief's wny to win him bnck. If ho
would but smile nt her once more!
And deep in her other self snid:
"Kill!"
She could not rest. She wrapped
herself in her black rebozo find went
out. She walked by the jail nnd
paused and scanned it. The plaza
ores dark and the palms rustled. She
went down a street and sodly walked
to und fro before the American's
house, recalling the day he kissed
her aa the dusk came. At times hate
roved In her. Memory drew her at
length to the alameda, nnd beyond it.
Under these trees had she rested in
his arms. Beyond, where the fields
were rocky yonder in that lonely
pot beside the gorge-was the tall
iron post to which aim inula were
stained to be shot. Out of the
ro-oTOve, out of tha days of love, she
J night lead him here to this iron post
-and her lingers held the paptr of
lenth. The uight waa very black.
Suddenly ahe heard a crying out.
(Yonien and men were shouting back
there by the town. She walked in
hat direction. The ah on ting waa in
:reased, and there was u acurryiag
ibout near two thutched huts.
"The anta! The warrior ants," waa
.he shout.
She came nearer to a hut. Men in
tandals went leaping with torches.
There was a strange crackling in the
thatches. Hehold! the ground was
slack with marching millions. Scor
oions, lizards, aplders ran terror
itricken from that army. The thatches
acre being pierced by thousands of
j n seen marauders. Human beings,
leizing all things of vnlue, fled crying
nto the night. ,
These anta march in terrible bat
:nlions. There is no way known to
nan to stop them. They have their
.lflicers. They Select a goal. On they
tome, and all things flee before. A
.louse is overrun. Every living thing.
it piece of food, vanishes. All other
naccta are devoured. Men must absent
llremaelvei till the unts depart. Re
turning, nil Is bare. The army has
Mnquered, devastated, passed OS.
Fascinated, she stood with some
landaled laborers, who, on the out
skirts of this scene of ruin, watched
it by torchlight.
"Where will they go next ?" cried one.
"Yonder, yonder, in that direction,
iee! The vanguard is nlrcady advanci
ng thither!"
She beheld the leading battalion
forming in fours, and heading away
cross the barren field. She looked
Up, A strange chill ran over her. Thai
ronpoat, yonder by the gorge stood
m their truck.
At midnight she passed Stifle's
house, and he was going In. Hie door
ivus open und n faint light shone on
hitn. She paused, where he saw her.
She looked at hitn. with her Foul in
her eyes, nnd he spurned her. Her
!'nd self flamed up. She run away,
wild with hate, she stood u moment
under the pnlms, nnd there a diabolic
purpose came to her.
It hud long been it custom In this
listrict to lead the culprit out very
rarly in the morning, Chained in
iarkneai to the post, he was con
fronted by n priest. The black hours
dragged on, giving tl rimlnnl that
most solemn season for repentance.
Kive soldiers nnd an officer were stu
tioned near. When dawn came, and
they could clenrly see, they tired.
At eleven o'clock a detachment of
loldiera hnd arrived. About one, Otilia
rnme to the door of the decrepit bar
racks, The captain had orders to
obey the chief of police. She came to
him nnd snid: "My brother is ill. His
servants lire sitting with him. So he
sent me with this order."
She disappeared. The captain rend
the command for the immediate exe
cution of ono Btlrge, American,
A little later the unfortunate Anglo
Saxon schemer was seized in bed.
They put on him clothes somewhat
Eimilur to those worn by runners In
, uthletic contests, so that he was nenr
I ly naked. In the night they led him
j out and on through the black mango
: grove. In that stony field by the
gorge they chained him to a post. A
priest came, was received with
haughty contempt, and went away.
Silence, darkness, weird waiting for
1 1 he dawn. The gold-maddened dream
er was a stoic. He was as iron as the
' post und chain, Out of the night shall
ows n ghost-Voice called from yonder
in the rocks:
j "I can free you. 1 can yet free you.
Tell me Once more you love me, and
life is yours."
He did not answer, The soldiers be
lieved her cra.y, or thought that et.
I Mary had come down.
"It is 1 who brought you here. Give
'me your heart, and it is I who shall
lake you away.
The uiglit wns yet black, lie did not
answer. Whnt stoic, beyond man's
dreams of stoicism, was that, man of
Anglo-Saxon blood! Ay, Indians can
endure. Savages can suffer and emit
no sound. But of all God's creatures
there is none so strong as the Ameri
can steeled to bear.
There was wild war in her. She hud
meant to torment him. She had not
meant that he be shot. She could
never consent to kill, her better self
wns t00 timid. But his spurning hnd
crazed her. At dawn, she; thought,
sinking down on the. rocks, she would
confess the substituted name, release
him. Hut the second self joyed in tor
ture.
The dawn came. Yes, the chained
man's face begun to show n little,
white, out of the shadow. The cap
tain formed hiH five men and bade
then be ready. So, the day thus slow
ly c uning, they stood wailing till they
BOtiid see; and he stood yonder, his
arms chained high up on the post.
The minutes Went by. The scene
was wild and rocky. The cast began
to faintly glow. Strange strange.
As he nppeared yet a little clearer
how still he stood how white. Merci
ful hand of Mary! is thut hanging
creature there a human being?
"Aim!" commanded the captain.
The guns were raised.
"A minute more und it will be light
enough to sec."
They waited. The light came rapid
ly. Beholdl Suddenly the culprit
seemed to start fully from the shad
ows. A second more and they would
fire.
The guns fell. The men staggered,
Horror chilled them. The fure that
looked on them waa the face of a
skull. The body that hung there by
tha chain was a clean, white skeleton.
So .terrible Is the devastation of the
warrior ant. Bo perfect ia tbe labor
of millions.
Stumbling away they found Otilia
swooning on the rocks. Sun Francis
co Argonaut.
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Knots nnd Herbn, (no Mineral)
contains DOUBLE tbe Curatives of
an v one dollar Medicine in the mar
ket and lusts TWIG . us lnii. 'I In
grftittoHl Remedy of tbe An, killinc
all GERMH, destroyed nil MICRO
BES and n Buie ami eertnin cure
for KDNEY aud LIVER disaees.
Rheumatism, Nervousness, Dyspe
psiu. Malaria, Constipation, Sick
Headache and nil complaints aria
inK from impure blood. Regular
pr si. no p. r bottle ICoz., but in
order il introduced in this sec
tion we will sell ut BO cents per bot
tle or i bottles for 81.C0 until furth
er uotice. Do not wait, order now
if yon are ailing.
Tbe ali ive medicine is used in EV
ERY HOSPITAL und bv nil Hi.
LEADING PHYSICIANS in the
world in day, and highly endorsed
by all. Address,
nONAWK RKftEDY CO
A j.rtl 18-341. RO.HK, V V.
rhotnrrnpfcd
REVIVO
row l.iru.
RESTORES VITALITY
Made a
Well Mat
aI aa a
Ul I TIC.
produces the above rcaaltH lrC30 days. It acts,
powort ally aod iiulckly. Cures when all others fall.
V'oung men will regain tholr lost manhood, and old
men will recover their youthful vigor by using
RETIVO. It quickly and Hurely restores Nrvous
ness. Lost Vitality, Impotcncy. Nightly Emissions,
Lost Power, Falling Uomory, Wasting Diseases, and
111 effects of solf-abuso or excess and Indiscretion,
which unfits ono for study, business or marriage. II
Dot only cures by starting at the scat of disease, but
Is a great nerve ionic and blood builder, bring.
Ins back the pink Riw to pale cheeks and re
storing the Arc of youth. It wards off Insanity
sod Consumption. Insist on having REVIVO, as
other. It can be carried In vast pocket. Dy mall,
1.00 per package, or six tor SS.OO, with posi
tive written guarantee to cure or rafrund
tha money. Circular frao. Address
Royal Medicine Co., SSHlfr
r ir nalu in MiiltitebunU, I'tt., 0i
M WDLEB UR GH DRbG CO.
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I Bast Cough Syrua, f sales Uoud. Vm
in tins, s.iid rtj druggists.
fuAYNFL-rt!
1 Mini llkll V
5 1
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AGENTS WANTED
in each town to ride and exhibit a sample 1901 model 1
bicycle of our manufacture. YOU CAN MAKE 910 TO .
SCO A WEEK besides having a wheel to ride for yoarsel4 '
301 Models SSSSSfCta $16
500 Stconi Hani! tYhaettea . o
takes ia trade by oar Chicago retail sti its, j psj Ed PO
many goad aa new
snip any
bicycle ON APPROVAL to
anyone without a cent tl posit in advance and allow
i A nave CDcr. vnci
You tak
IV UHIO mU ininbe absolutely
no risk in ordering from us, as you do not ucetl to pay
a cent if the bicycle docs not suit you.
Dllw " instil ) written fir out
DUI mchhy I'm-, is inn iini hffh.
offer bas never been cuuulal ami is a i i. uautce oB
our wneeis.
ia each town In itistrihutr c.it.iloi;iirs for us in.
today for free calulotiuc ami cnt special offer.
C0.,D'pj. 1 J.Chicago.
u w a 4'Ji ii 1 11 h m
VsffiTnwf mlH 9 li I J ti
WINDSOR HOUSE
w. li r.i ri. I. it. lrrlelor
418 Markc' St., liarrisburg, Pn.
(OpiHisite I', It, l( I i it Kntrniiatl
Svl'nlleil lr li I'riiliiuav
Rooms, 2S nnd 50c. (iood Meals, 25c
tl. 110 In I.
(I mi in .1.00 per week.
lined, Ii. .il. tf
The Voice r Rxperleneo,
"I tliinU." nid the denr (rlrl, "that it.
U n puini mi,, to tliinU twice before
speaking'."
"Yes," snid i he savage bachelor, "I've
had a dosen married men tell me t lie
same thing." Tlt-llitS.
Tliej Always Look l(,
niggs -There goes Stonyfellow, the
multimillionaire. He's a self-made
mini.
Mrs. Illggs Well, anyone could see
st ;t glai thai he lsn'1 tailor-made.
Chicago Daily .News.
Kr netter.
Minister (reading wedding service)
--And, you, linns, take tliis woman
for better, for nurse?
Huns Frankfurter (conscientiously)
For better, sir! hhe haf $-101 n-iit
Battings! Ilrooklyu Kngle.
Itensan fop Foliar,
Nelili How .lues it o.niie Snnppem,
the photographer, failed in his profes
sion ?
N'ohli necaune his pictures looked
like the subjects. Ohio Slate Journal.
in- Principal Duty.
Merchnnl (to new boy) -Mas the
bookkeeper told you whnt to do In
the afternoon?
Youth i-s sir: I nm to wake him
up when I sec you coming, Tit-Hits.
i DcHnltlnn,
pa, what's connub-connublal
S.-iv,
bli
"Who told ye tlint?"
" Tis ill the 1 (."
"'Trow the book away." Judge,
ery Rxcltl nST,
lie That must be n very Interest
Ing book you are reading.
She -Oh, it's awfully excitingl The
heroine changes her gown six times
in the first chapter." Tit-Bits,
Npttnral tlacstlon.
Ostend Paw, are witches married?
Paw I guess not, my sun.
Ostend Then what tire they always
doing with broomsticks? Chicago
Daily News,
smiill Wonder,
Pllmmer -What have von?
Flammer Pour ncea, And yon?
Pllmmer - Hear! failure. flhio
State Journal.
i the niiinier llotel,
"She has a good voice, but she
doesn't seem to be nble to control it."
"No; she snips whenever any. me
asks her."-- Smart Set.
Another Opportunity,
A Certain Man, having read some
where that Opportunity knocks only
onoe nt each one's Dour, concluded to
Bit Up all Nighl fur fear he would Miss
the Call. So while he was Sitting near
his Door there came B heuvy knock
thereon.
When he opened the Door a Stran
ger seized him and Beat him all up nnd
Took his Money and Garments and
Chided him fur being so Easy.
"Dut," said the Man, thinking to
excuse himself, "I thought it was Op
portunity who knocked."
"So it was," responded the Other,
"hut it was my Opportunity."
Moral: It is Itetter to Curry your
Opportunity with you. Baltimore
American.