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PAIN Inside or out 'By il.ainrs. m.UKby mail So.)'rloaiaJ(Y rTTTi-f '"i!t!H!a..55.3::i l;vi-llr.:ii:i.! From Ocean to Ocean By Budyard Kipling In all of Kipling's many books no passage of equal Ungth ta more vivid tban the de scription. In "Captains Courageous," of Harvey Cneyne's rush across the conti nent, to meet the son whom he had mourned as dead. This ts said to have been based on a, "record" trip between the same points San Diego, Cal., and Boston, Mass. made by a western railway president In 1SS6. By permission of ths Century company we print herewith the passage In question, from Chapter IX. of "Captains Cour ageous.' WIIATER hl private Borrowi may be, a multimillionaire, like any other tyorklng man, should keep abreast of hia business. Harvey Cheync, Sr.. had gone east late in June to meet a woman broken down, half mad, who dreamed day and night of ht-r sou drowning In the gray seas. lie had sur rounded her with doctors, trained nurses, massago women, and even faith euro companions, but they were useless. Mrs. Cheync lay still and moaned, or, talked of her boy by tho hour together to anyone who would listen. Hope she hnd none, and who could offer it? All she needed was assurance that drown ing did not hurt; and her husband watched to guard lest she should make the experiment. Of his own sorrow he spoke Uttlo hardly realized the dopth of It till ho caught himself asking the calendar on his writing desk: "What's the uso of going on V Ho had taken the wife to his raw new palace in Sun Diego, where she and her peoplu occupied a wing of great price, and Cheyne, in a veranda-room, be tween a secretary and a typewriter, who was also a telegraphist, tolled along wearily from day to day. There was a war of rates among four western rail roads in which he was supposed to be interested; a devastating strike bad de veloped In his lumber camps in Oregon, and the legislature of the state of Cali fornia, which has no love for its makers, was preparing open war against him. Ordinarily he would have accepted battle ere it was offered, and have waged a pleasant and unscrupulous campaign. But now ho sat limply, his soft black hat pushed forward on to his nose, his big body shrunk Inside his loose clothes, staring at his boots or the Chinese Junks In the bay, and aasenting absently to tho secretary's questions us he opened tho Saturday mall. Cheyne was wondering how much it would cost to drop everything and pull out. He carried huge Insurances, could buy himself royal annuities, and be tween one of hia places in Colorado and a little society (that would do the wife good), say in Washington and in the South Carolina islands, a man miirht forget plana that had come to nothing. On the other hand The oliek of the typewriter stopped) the girl was looking at tho secretary, who had turned white. He passed Cheyne a telegram repeat ed from San Francisco: Picked up by fishing schooner We're Here having fallen off boat great times on Hanks fishing all well waiting- Oloucester Mass oare Dlsko Troop for money or orders wire what shall do and bow la mama Harvey M. Cheyne. The father let It fall, laid his head down on the roller-top of tho shut desk, and breathed heavily. The secretary ran for Mrs. Cheyne's doctor, who found Cheyne pacing to and fro. "What what d'you think of It? Is It possible? Ib there nny meaning to It? I can't quite make it out," he cried. "I can," said tho doctor. "I lose seven thousand a year thnt's all." He thought of the Btruggllng New York practice he hod dropped at Chcync'a Imperious bidding, and returned the telegram with a sigh. "You mean you'd tell her. May be a fraud V "What'a the motive?" snid tho doc tor, coolly. "Detection's too certain. It's the boy, Rtire enough." Knter tt French maid, Impudently, as nn indispensable one who Is kept on onlv by large wages. "Mrs. Cheyno Bhe say yon must come at onoe. She think you are seek." The master of thirty millions bowed his head meekly and followed Suzanne; and n thin, high voice on tho upper land ing of the great whltewood square Btalr- case cried t "What Is It? What has hap pened? N'o doors could keep ottt the shriek that rang through the echoing house a moment Inter, when her husband blurt ed out the news. "And that's all right," said the doc tor, Berencly, to the typewriter, "About the only medical statement in novels with any truth to it 1b thnt joy don't kill, Miss Klnzey." "I know It; but we've a heap to do first." Miss Klnzey was from Milwau kee, somewhat direct of speech; and as her fancy leaned towards the Becrt'tary ! she divined there was work In hand. ne was looking earnestly at the vast I roller map of America on the wall. "Milsom, we're going right across. Private car straight throuph Boston. ! Fix the connections," shouted Cheyne ! down the staircase. I "I thought so." Tho aecretary turned to the typc ! writer, nnd their eyes met (out of that : was born n Btory nothing to do with this story). She looked inquiringly. doubtful of her resourve. lie signed I to her to move to the Morse as a general brings brigades Into action. Then he swept hia hand mTisiclan-wIsc through his hair, regarded the ceiling, and set to work, while Miss Kinzey'B white fingem called up tho Continent of America. "K. H. Wade, I) Angelea "The 'Constance' is nt Los Angelea, Isn't she. Miss Klnscy?" "Yep." Miss Kjnzey nodded between clicks aa the aecretary looked at hia j watch. "Ready? I I "Send 'Constance.' private ear, here, an ; arrange for special to tear) here Sunday In i tUne to connect with New fork Limited at tetsttath Street. CMoagCs Tuesday next" Cllekelick ellckl "Couldn't yt better that?" "Not on those grade- That girea 'em 60 hours from here to Chicago. They won't gain anything by taking a pedal east of that Ready? "AlHonrrnnged with Lake Shoreand Michi gan Southern to take 'Conetanoe' on New Vork Central and Hudson River Buffalo to Albany, and B. and A. the same Albany to Boeton. Indlapensable I ahould reach Bos ton Wednesday evening. Be sure nothfng prevents. Have also wired CaDnUT. Toucey. and Barnes. Sign, Cheyne." Miss Klnzey nodded, and the secre tary went on. "Now, then. Cnnnlff. Toucey, and Barnes, of course. Ready? "Cannlff, Chicago. Please take my pri vate ear 'Constance' from Santa Fa at Six teenth Street next Tuesday p. m. on N. T. Limited through to Buffalo and deliver N. Y. C. for Albaay. Take car Buffalo to Al bany on Limited Tuesday p. m." "That'B for Toucey." "Haven't bin to Noo York, but I know that!" with a tose of the head, "lteg pardon. Now, Boston and Al bany. Barnes, same instructions from Albany through to Boston. Leave three-five p. m. (you needn't wire that) ; arrive nine-five p. m. Wednesday. That covers everything Wade will do, but It pays to shake up the managers." "It's great," said MIbs Klnzey, with a look of admiration. This was the kind of man she understood and appreciated. " Tisn't bad," sold Milsoin. modest ly. "Now anyone but me would have lost 80 hours and spent a week working out the run, instead of handing him over to the Santa Fe straight through to Chicago." "But see here, about that New York Limited. Chauncey Depew himself couldn't hitch his car to her," Miss Kln zey suggeBted, reooverlng herself. "Yes, but this Isn't Chnuncey. It's Cheync lightning. It goes." "Even bo. Guess we'd better wire tho boy. You've forgotten that, anyhow." "Ill ask." When he returned with the father's message bidding Harvey meet them In Boston at an appointed hour, he found Miss Klnzey laughing over the keys. Then Milsom laughed, too, for the frantic clicks from Los Angeles rnn: We want to know why why why? General uneasiness developed and spreading." Ten minutes later Chicago appealed to Miss Klnzey In these words: "If crime of century Is maturing please warn friends in time. We are all get ting to cover here," This was capped by a message from Topeka (and wherein Topeka was con cerned even Milsom could not guess) : "Don't shoot, colonel. Well come down." Cheyne smiled grimly at the con sternation of his enemies when the tele grams were laid before him. "They think we're on the war path. Tell 'em we don't feel like fighting Just now, Milsom. Tell 'em what we're going for. I guess you and Mlsa Klnzey had better oome along, though it ian't likely I ahall do any business on the road. Tell 'em the truth tor once," It was a busy week-end among the wires; for, now that their anxiety was removed, men and cities hastened to accommodate, Los Angeles' called to San Diego and Barstow that the South ern California engineers might know and be ready in their lonely round houses) Barstow passed the word to the Atlantic & Pacific; and Albuquerque flung it the whole length of the Atchi son, Topeka & Santa Fe management, even to Chicago. An engine, combina tion car with crew and the great nnd gilded "Constance" private car were to be "expedited" over those !,a30 miles. The train would take precedence of 177 others meeting nnd passing; dispatch ers and crews of every one of those said trains must be notified. Sixteen loco motives, 16 engineers and 1J firemen would be needed each and every one tho best available. Two and one-half minutes would he allowed for changing engines, three for watering and two for coaling. "Warn the men, and arrange tanks and chutes accordingly, for Har vey Cheyno is In a hurry, a hurry a hurry," sang the wires. "Forty miles an hour will be expected, and division superintendents will accompany this special over their respective divisions. From San Diego to Sixteenth street, Chicago, let the magic carpet be laid down. Hurry! oh, hurry!" "It will be hot," said Cheyne, ae they rolled out of San Diego in the dawn of Sunday. "We're going to hurry, mam ma, Just as fast as ever we can; but I really don't think there's any good of your putting on your bonnet and gloves yet. You'd much better Ho down and take your medicine, I'd play you a game of dominoes, but it's Sunday." "I'll be good. Oh, I will be good. Only taking off my bonnet makes me feel ns if we'd never get there," "Try to sleep a little, mamma, and we'll be In Chicago before you know." "But it's Boston, father. Tell them to hurry." The six-foot drivers were hammering their wuy to Sun Bernardino and tho Mohave wastes, but this was no grade for speed. That would come later. The heat of the desert followed the heat of the hills ns they turned east to the Needles and the Colorado river. Tho car cracked In tho utter drought nnd glare, njud they put crushed Ice to Mrs. Cheyne's neck und tolled up the long, long grades, past Ash Fork, towards Flagstaff, whoro the forestB and quar ries are, under the dry, remote skies. The needlo of tho speed indicator flicked nnd wagged to and fro; the cinders rattled on tho roof, and a whirl of dust sucked after the whirling wheels. The crew of the combination sat on their bunks, panting In their shirt Bleeves, and Cheyne found himself among them shouting old, old stories of f he railroad that every trainman knows, above the roar of the car. He told them about his son, nnd how the sea had given up its dead, nnd they nodded and spat and rejoiced with htm; naked after "her, back there," and whether ahe could stand It if the engineer "let her out a piece," and Cheyne thought she could. Accordingly the great Are bona i Twelfth Year rnn -tone to future prosperity. With beet wtehce lor your coatlnurd euccetrt, nntUn. filocrrely youre," H. C. ALTii.Tur, Dublin, IUiclu Co., Pa. HOal'T UCCITJITC ,f " ,,ftve rtn Ambition, If you want to Prosper, If yon want to be UUIw I Iftwl I n I kl 8tIC?C88fUl, yuiir liihet ambition can ix- pnitified, if yen will fit vourself for the manv thousand' omiortunities constantly occurring and available to the graduates of Schissler College of Business. Send for TflE TEST OF TIME, nn interesting book, containing hundreds of Utters ust like those above, also letters from Bankers, Merchants, Clergymen, and Professional men, attesting to the superior qualifications of the graduates of the Schissler College of Business. Others may claim superior instruction and ability to place graduates in positions, but we prove it. Nf-W pROSPECTUS N0W READY, and will be mailed on request to any interested person. Fall Term opens September 4th. i Schissler College of Business, BaSaa Pel"lsyva'"a' f "let out" from Flagstaff to Wins- low, till a division superintendent pro tested. But Mrs. Cheyne, in the boudoir state room, where the French maid, sallow white with fear, clung to the silver door handle, only moaned a little and begged ; her husband to hid them "hurry. And so they dropped the dry sands and moon-struck rocks of Arizona behind them and grilled on till the crash of the couplings nnd tho wheeie of the brake hoso told them they were at Coolidge, by the continental divide. Three bold und experienced men cool, confident and dry when they be gan; white, quivering and wet when they finished their trick at those ter rible wheels swung her over the great lift from Albuquerque to Glorietta and beyond Springer, up and up to the Raton tunnel on tho state line, whence they dropped rocking into Ia Junta, had sight of the Arkananw nnd tore down the long slope to Dodge City, where Cheyne took comfort once ngnlu from setting his watch an hour ahead. There was very little talk in the car. Tho secretary and typewriter sat to gether on tho stamped Spanish leather cushions by the plate glass observation window at the rear end, watching the surge and ripple of tho ties crowded back behind them, and, It is believed, making notes of the scenery. Cheyne moved nervously between his own ex travagant gorgeousness and the naked necessity of the combination, nn unlit cigar in his teeth, till the pitying crews forgot that he was their tribal enemy and did their best to entertain him. At night the bunched electrics Ut up that distressful palace of all the lux uries, and they fared sumptuously, swinging on through the emptiness of abject desolation. Now they heard the swish of a wnter tank and ths guttural voice of a Chinaman, the clink-clink of hammers thut tested the Krupp steel wheels and the oath of a tramp chased off the rear platform; now the solid crash of conl shot Into the tender; nnd now a beating back of noises as they flew past a waiting train. Now they looked out into great abysses, a trestle purring benenth their1 trend, or up to rocks that barred out half the stars. Now scnur nnd ravine changed and rolled hack to jagged mountains on tho horizon's edge, nnd now broke into hills lower nnd lower, till nt last came the true plains. At Dodge City nn unknown hand threw In n copy of a Kansas paper con taining some sort of nn Interview with Irarvey, who hnd evidently fallen In with nn enterprising reporter, tele graphed from Boston. The joyful jour nnlesc revealed that It was beyond ques tion their lioy, and It soothed Mrs. Cheyno for awhile. Her one word "hurry" was conveyed by the crews to the engineers at Nlekerson, Topeka and Mnreellne, where tho prndes are eaBy, and they brushed the continent behind them. Towns and villages were close together now, and a man could feel here thnt he moved among people. "I can't nee the dial, and my eyee ache so. What nre we doing?" The very best we can, mamma. There's no sense In getting In before the limited. Ws'd only have to wait." "I don't care. I want to feel we're moving. Sit down and tell me the miles." Cheyne sat down nnd read the dial for her (there were some miles which stand for reoords to this day), but the 70-foot car never changed its long atenmer-likc roll, moving through tho heat with the hum of a giant bee. Yet the Bpeed was not enough for Mrs. Cheyne; and the heat, tho remorseless August heat, waB making her giddy; the clock hands would not move, and when, oh, when would they be In Chi cago? - It is not true thnt, as they changed engines nt Fort Madison, Cheyne pnsBed over to tho Amalgamated Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers an endow ment sufficient to enable them to fight him and his fellows on equnl terms for evermore. lie paid his obligations to engineers nnd firemen as he believed they deserved, and only his bank knows what ho gave the crews who had sym pathized with him. It is on record that the Inst crew took entire charge of switching operations at Sixteenth street, becnuse "she" was In a doze at last, and Ileavcn was to help anyone who bumped her. Now the highly-paid specialist who conveys the Lake Shore & Michigan Southern limited from Chicago to EUc hart is something of an autocrat, and he does not approve of being told how to baok up to a car. None the leas she handled the "Constance" aa If she might have been a load of dynamite, and when the crew rebuked him, they did it in whispers and dumb show. . . SUCH TESTIWOWinLS n5 THESE r wei'iLp ft.v;E grejit wbhsht, .lt aforrU tnt crmt filiwnrp to 1 x 1 vv bit gmtitittle for tli pnu'ltcitl bimiiiv-iaai-tlucattioii I NN ccfrrdat thv tchi-lfr U4tC of I'n.i --. Tho Caruf t 11: n UT ull lupvrfor wsWWtwM ""'1 wurtby of the p -1:1 1! hold. 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