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From Ocean to Ocean
By Budyard Kipling
In all of Kipling's many books no passage
of equal Ungth ta more vivid tban the de
scription. In "Captains Courageous," of
Harvey Cneyne's rush across the conti
nent, to meet the son whom he had mourned
as dead. This ts said to have been based on
a, "record" trip between the same points
San Diego, Cal., and Boston, Mass. made
by a western railway president In 1SS6. By
permission of ths Century company we
print herewith the passage In question,
from Chapter IX. of "Captains Cour
ageous.' WIIATER hl private Borrowi
may be, a multimillionaire, like
any other tyorklng man, should keep
abreast of hia business. Harvey Cheync,
Sr.. had gone east late in June to meet
a woman broken down, half mad, who
dreamed day and night of ht-r sou
drowning In the gray seas. lie had sur
rounded her with doctors, trained
nurses, massago women, and even faith
euro companions, but they were useless.
Mrs. Cheync lay still and moaned, or,
talked of her boy by tho hour together
to anyone who would listen. Hope she
hnd none, and who could offer it? All
she needed was assurance that drown
ing did not hurt; and her husband
watched to guard lest she should make
the experiment. Of his own sorrow he
spoke Uttlo hardly realized the dopth
of It till ho caught himself asking the
calendar on his writing desk: "What's
the uso of going on V
Ho had taken the wife to his raw new
palace in Sun Diego, where she and her
peoplu occupied a wing of great price,
and Cheyne, in a veranda-room, be
tween a secretary and a typewriter, who
was also a telegraphist, tolled along
wearily from day to day. There was a
war of rates among four western rail
roads in which he was supposed to be
interested; a devastating strike bad de
veloped In his lumber camps in Oregon,
and the legislature of the state of Cali
fornia, which has no love for its makers,
was preparing open war against him.
Ordinarily he would have accepted
battle ere it was offered, and have waged
a pleasant and unscrupulous campaign.
But now ho sat limply, his soft black
hat pushed forward on to his nose, his
big body shrunk Inside his loose clothes,
staring at his boots or the Chinese Junks
In the bay, and aasenting absently to
tho secretary's questions us he opened
tho Saturday mall.
Cheyne was wondering how much it
would cost to drop everything and pull
out. He carried huge Insurances, could
buy himself royal annuities, and be
tween one of hia places in Colorado and
a little society (that would do the wife
good), say in Washington and in the
South Carolina islands, a man miirht
forget plana that had come to nothing.
On the other hand
The oliek of the typewriter stopped)
the girl was looking at tho secretary,
who had turned white.
He passed Cheyne a telegram repeat
ed from San Francisco:
Picked up by fishing schooner We're Here
having fallen off boat great times on Hanks
fishing all well waiting- Oloucester Mass
oare Dlsko Troop for money or orders wire
what shall do and bow la mama Harvey M.
Cheyne.
The father let It fall, laid his head
down on the roller-top of tho shut desk,
and breathed heavily. The secretary
ran for Mrs. Cheyne's doctor, who found
Cheyne pacing to and fro.
"What what d'you think of It? Is It
possible? Ib there nny meaning to It?
I can't quite make it out," he cried.
"I can," said tho doctor. "I lose seven
thousand a year thnt's all." He
thought of the Btruggllng New York
practice he hod dropped at Chcync'a
Imperious bidding, and returned the
telegram with a sigh.
"You mean you'd tell her. May be
a fraud V
"What'a the motive?" snid tho doc
tor, coolly. "Detection's too certain.
It's the boy, Rtire enough."
Knter tt French maid, Impudently, as
nn indispensable one who Is kept on
onlv by large wages.
"Mrs. Cheyno Bhe say yon must come
at onoe. She think you are seek."
The master of thirty millions bowed
his head meekly and followed Suzanne;
and n thin, high voice on tho upper land
ing of the great whltewood square Btalr-
case cried t "What Is It? What has hap
pened?
N'o doors could keep ottt the shriek
that rang through the echoing house a
moment Inter, when her husband blurt
ed out the news.
"And that's all right," said the doc
tor, Berencly, to the typewriter, "About
the only medical statement in novels
with any truth to it 1b thnt joy don't kill,
Miss Klnzey."
"I know It; but we've a heap to do
first." Miss Klnzey was from Milwau
kee, somewhat direct of speech; and as
her fancy leaned towards the Becrt'tary
! she divined there was work In hand.
ne was looking earnestly at the vast
I roller map of America on the wall.
"Milsom, we're going right across.
Private car straight throuph Boston.
! Fix the connections," shouted Cheyne
! down the staircase.
I "I thought so."
Tho aecretary turned to the typc
! writer, nnd their eyes met (out of that
: was born n Btory nothing to do with
this story). She looked inquiringly.
doubtful of her resourve. lie signed
I to her to move to the Morse as a general
brings brigades Into action. Then he
swept hia hand mTisiclan-wIsc through
his hair, regarded the ceiling, and set to
work, while Miss Kinzey'B white fingem
called up tho Continent of America.
"K. H. Wade, I) Angelea
"The 'Constance' is nt Los Angelea,
Isn't she. Miss Klnscy?"
"Yep." Miss Kjnzey nodded between
clicks aa the aecretary looked at hia
j watch.
"Ready?
I I "Send 'Constance.' private ear, here, an
; arrange for special to tear) here Sunday In
i tUne to connect with New fork Limited at
tetsttath Street. CMoagCs Tuesday next"
Cllekelick ellckl "Couldn't yt
better that?"
"Not on those grade- That girea 'em
60 hours from here to Chicago. They
won't gain anything by taking a pedal
east of that Ready?
"AlHonrrnnged with Lake Shoreand Michi
gan Southern to take 'Conetanoe' on New
Vork Central and Hudson River Buffalo to
Albany, and B. and A. the same Albany to
Boeton. Indlapensable I ahould reach Bos
ton Wednesday evening. Be sure nothfng
prevents. Have also wired CaDnUT. Toucey.
and Barnes. Sign, Cheyne."
Miss Klnzey nodded, and the secre
tary went on.
"Now, then. Cnnnlff. Toucey, and
Barnes, of course. Ready?
"Cannlff, Chicago. Please take my pri
vate ear 'Constance' from Santa Fa at Six
teenth Street next Tuesday p. m. on N. T.
Limited through to Buffalo and deliver N.
Y. C. for Albaay. Take car Buffalo to Al
bany on Limited Tuesday p. m."
"That'B for Toucey."
"Haven't bin to Noo York, but I know
that!" with a tose of the head,
"lteg pardon. Now, Boston and Al
bany. Barnes, same instructions from
Albany through to Boston. Leave
three-five p. m. (you needn't wire that) ;
arrive nine-five p. m. Wednesday. That
covers everything Wade will do, but It
pays to shake up the managers."
"It's great," said MIbs Klnzey, with a
look of admiration. This was the kind
of man she understood and appreciated.
" Tisn't bad," sold Milsoin. modest
ly. "Now anyone but me would have
lost 80 hours and spent a week working
out the run, instead of handing him
over to the Santa Fe straight through
to Chicago."
"But see here, about that New York
Limited. Chauncey Depew himself
couldn't hitch his car to her," Miss Kln
zey suggeBted, reooverlng herself.
"Yes, but this Isn't Chnuncey. It's
Cheync lightning. It goes."
"Even bo. Guess we'd better wire tho
boy. You've forgotten that, anyhow."
"Ill ask."
When he returned with the father's
message bidding Harvey meet them In
Boston at an appointed hour, he found
Miss Klnzey laughing over the keys.
Then Milsom laughed, too, for the
frantic clicks from Los Angeles rnn:
We want to know why why why?
General uneasiness developed and
spreading."
Ten minutes later Chicago appealed
to Miss Klnzey In these words: "If
crime of century Is maturing please
warn friends in time. We are all get
ting to cover here,"
This was capped by a message from
Topeka (and wherein Topeka was con
cerned even Milsom could not guess) :
"Don't shoot, colonel. Well come
down."
Cheyne smiled grimly at the con
sternation of his enemies when the tele
grams were laid before him. "They
think we're on the war path. Tell 'em
we don't feel like fighting Just now,
Milsom. Tell 'em what we're going for.
I guess you and Mlsa Klnzey had better
oome along, though it ian't likely I ahall
do any business on the road. Tell 'em
the truth tor once,"
It was a busy week-end among the
wires; for, now that their anxiety was
removed, men and cities hastened to
accommodate, Los Angeles' called to
San Diego and Barstow that the South
ern California engineers might know
and be ready in their lonely round
houses) Barstow passed the word to
the Atlantic & Pacific; and Albuquerque
flung it the whole length of the Atchi
son, Topeka & Santa Fe management,
even to Chicago. An engine, combina
tion car with crew and the great nnd
gilded "Constance" private car were
to be "expedited" over those !,a30 miles.
The train would take precedence of 177
others meeting nnd passing; dispatch
ers and crews of every one of those said
trains must be notified. Sixteen loco
motives, 16 engineers and 1J firemen
would be needed each and every one
tho best available. Two and one-half
minutes would he allowed for changing
engines, three for watering and two for
coaling. "Warn the men, and arrange
tanks and chutes accordingly, for Har
vey Cheyno is In a hurry, a hurry a
hurry," sang the wires. "Forty miles
an hour will be expected, and division
superintendents will accompany this
special over their respective divisions.
From San Diego to Sixteenth street,
Chicago, let the magic carpet be laid
down. Hurry! oh, hurry!"
"It will be hot," said Cheyne, ae they
rolled out of San Diego in the dawn of
Sunday. "We're going to hurry, mam
ma, Just as fast as ever we can; but I
really don't think there's any good of
your putting on your bonnet and gloves
yet. You'd much better Ho down and
take your medicine, I'd play you a
game of dominoes, but it's Sunday."
"I'll be good. Oh, I will be good.
Only taking off my bonnet makes me
feel ns if we'd never get there,"
"Try to sleep a little, mamma, and
we'll be In Chicago before you know."
"But it's Boston, father. Tell them
to hurry."
The six-foot drivers were hammering
their wuy to Sun Bernardino and tho
Mohave wastes, but this was no grade
for speed. That would come later. The
heat of the desert followed the heat of
the hills ns they turned east to the
Needles and the Colorado river. Tho
car cracked In tho utter drought nnd
glare, njud they put crushed Ice to Mrs.
Cheyne's neck und tolled up the long,
long grades, past Ash Fork, towards
Flagstaff, whoro the forestB and quar
ries are, under the dry, remote skies.
The needlo of tho speed indicator
flicked nnd wagged to and fro; the
cinders rattled on tho roof, and a whirl
of dust sucked after the whirling
wheels. The crew of the combination
sat on their bunks, panting In their
shirt Bleeves, and Cheyne found himself
among them shouting old, old stories of
f he railroad that every trainman knows,
above the roar of the car. He told them
about his son, nnd how the sea had
given up its dead, nnd they nodded and
spat and rejoiced with htm; naked after
"her, back there," and whether ahe
could stand It if the engineer "let her
out a piece," and Cheyne thought she
could. Accordingly the great Are bona
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"let out" from Flagstaff to Wins-
low, till a division superintendent pro
tested. But Mrs. Cheyne, in the boudoir state
room, where the French maid, sallow
white with fear, clung to the silver door
handle, only moaned a little and begged ;
her husband to hid them "hurry. And
so they dropped the dry sands and
moon-struck rocks of Arizona behind
them and grilled on till the crash of
the couplings nnd tho wheeie of the
brake hoso told them they were at
Coolidge, by the continental divide.
Three bold und experienced men
cool, confident and dry when they be
gan; white, quivering and wet when
they finished their trick at those ter
rible wheels swung her over the great
lift from Albuquerque to Glorietta and
beyond Springer, up and up to the
Raton tunnel on tho state line, whence
they dropped rocking into Ia Junta,
had sight of the Arkananw nnd tore
down the long slope to Dodge City,
where Cheyne took comfort once ngnlu
from setting his watch an hour ahead.
There was very little talk in the car.
Tho secretary and typewriter sat to
gether on tho stamped Spanish leather
cushions by the plate glass observation
window at the rear end, watching the
surge and ripple of tho ties crowded
back behind them, and, It is believed,
making notes of the scenery. Cheyne
moved nervously between his own ex
travagant gorgeousness and the naked
necessity of the combination, nn unlit
cigar in his teeth, till the pitying crews
forgot that he was their tribal enemy
and did their best to entertain him.
At night the bunched electrics Ut up
that distressful palace of all the lux
uries, and they fared sumptuously,
swinging on through the emptiness of
abject desolation. Now they heard the
swish of a wnter tank and ths guttural
voice of a Chinaman, the clink-clink of
hammers thut tested the Krupp steel
wheels and the oath of a tramp chased
off the rear platform; now the solid
crash of conl shot Into the tender; nnd
now a beating back of noises as they
flew past a waiting train. Now they
looked out into great abysses, a trestle
purring benenth their1 trend, or up to
rocks that barred out half the stars.
Now scnur nnd ravine changed and
rolled hack to jagged mountains on tho
horizon's edge, nnd now broke into hills
lower nnd lower, till nt last came the
true plains.
At Dodge City nn unknown hand
threw In n copy of a Kansas paper con
taining some sort of nn Interview with
Irarvey, who hnd evidently fallen In
with nn enterprising reporter, tele
graphed from Boston. The joyful jour
nnlesc revealed that It was beyond ques
tion their lioy, and It soothed Mrs.
Cheyno for awhile. Her one word
"hurry" was conveyed by the crews to
the engineers at Nlekerson, Topeka and
Mnreellne, where tho prndes are eaBy,
and they brushed the continent behind
them. Towns and villages were close
together now, and a man could feel here
thnt he moved among people.
"I can't nee the dial, and my eyee ache
so. What nre we doing?"
The very best we can, mamma.
There's no sense In getting In before
the limited. Ws'd only have to wait."
"I don't care. I want to feel we're
moving. Sit down and tell me the
miles."
Cheyne sat down nnd read the dial
for her (there were some miles which
stand for reoords to this day), but the
70-foot car never changed its long
atenmer-likc roll, moving through tho
heat with the hum of a giant bee. Yet
the Bpeed was not enough for Mrs.
Cheyne; and the heat, tho remorseless
August heat, waB making her giddy;
the clock hands would not move, and
when, oh, when would they be In Chi
cago? - It is not true thnt, as they changed
engines nt Fort Madison, Cheyne pnsBed
over to tho Amalgamated Brotherhood
of Locomotive Engineers an endow
ment sufficient to enable them to fight
him and his fellows on equnl terms for
evermore. lie paid his obligations to
engineers nnd firemen as he believed
they deserved, and only his bank knows
what ho gave the crews who had sym
pathized with him. It is on record that
the Inst crew took entire charge of
switching operations at Sixteenth
street, becnuse "she" was In a doze at
last, and Ileavcn was to help anyone
who bumped her.
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conveys the Lake Shore & Michigan
Southern limited from Chicago to EUc
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he does not approve of being told how
to baok up to a car. None the leas she
handled the "Constance" aa If she
might have been a load of dynamite,
and when the crew rebuked him, they
did it in whispers and dumb show. . .
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Berne, Pa.. May 2nd, 1899.
1 have had tn use a cano for years on account of rheumatism. I waa told to try Australian
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fully recommend It. Yours truly, SAMUEL ZIMMERMAN.
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Having hail great pain In my back for some time, and receiving a sample bottle ot "No
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lin to try the same. JNO. O. K 1 1,1,1 No Kit, J. P., Flsherville, Fa.
Shamokln, I'a., April Oh, 1M9.
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remedy, internaland external, but never had any relief. I saw your advertisement of "No
Klieiimatlsm," and I thougt 1 would give it a fair trial, so I purchased one (1) bottle, and after
using same, I received great relief. I have used five bottles of your famous Australian remedy
and now I am entirely free from ache and pains, and I cheerfully recommend "No-Rheumatism"
to all sufferer" of rheumatism. Your truly, JOHN H. QABLR,
Cor. Cla and Shamokin St.
Danville, Pa., June 1, 1891).
After a few applications of the Australian remedy, "No-Dheiiniatisio," I waa entirely re
lieved of muscular rheumatism and have not since been troubled by ltajreturn. I take pleasure
in recommending "No-ltheumatlsm" a a positive cure for muscular and inflammatory rheuma
tism. GEO. K1SKN1I AKT,
I have used the Australian remedy railed "No-Rheumntism" for my daughter and also my
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rheumatism. I would advise those who aro subject to rheumatism to give the liniment
a fair trial. Your, Cc, A. WOLF, 189 N. Shamokin St, Shamokln, Pa.
Shamokln, Pa., March 2nd. 1K99. .
1 can heartily recommend the Australian remedy No-Rheumatism" a a speedy and sure
cure for inflamnintorv rheumatism as 1 have not experienced any rheumatic pains since the
lb si few applicationa of "No-itlieumatlim." MRS. JOHN H. O'CONNOH,
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Being n sufferer of periodical attacks of muscular rheumatism I tried nearly every prepara
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and after verv few applications, have not experienced any pains since.
CHESTER Q. KU1.P, Cor. Dcwart and Orange Sta., Shamokin, I'a.
W illiamsport, Pa , June 10th, 1899.
My Hear Sir: The liniment you so klndlv sent me by mall came to hand, and although I
had largely recovered from my rheumatism when I received it, still nt time I felt the need of
something of the kind, and I did UMlMMDf of It and received hem-til from its use, nnd from
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J. K. JONES, lii Wert Fourth St.
Pottsvllle, Pa., April 19th, 1899.
I take pleasure in Informing you that your Australian remedy "No-Rheumatism,, entirely
cured me after a few applications and I cheerfully recommend It for rheumatic ailments.
MRS. THOMAS F. MANNING.
Baltimore, Md . May h, 1899, '
I can cheerfully recommend the Australian Remedy 'No-Rheumatism', from personal ex
perience aa the speediest and sure cure for muscular rheumatism. W. B. STARKlAiFK,
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