Brief Fum Hawsa Barrick.
From l"llcl(inle (irtZ'tte,
Lbveb Kernel Hahder. Ich
hull dich de ledsht wooh farlussa ous
Wnnnmnknr'R. oh war. net holver
fardioh mit minora Fildelfy trip,
awerich hob mis g'funna os es hut
tzu loug waerdt far olles Bhriva i"
ame brief.
Es wore shunt dri nlir im nummy
dawg we mere widder nowa g'shtnrt
sin far nuc.li niae fun Fildelty saena.
Om Hawsn Barrichdootyaderebher
anouner de txeii beeda eb hut de leit
kenl odur in t. Doh in Fildelty hen
mere gli ous g'funua us hut sell net
do oon won me. .-ich oonioh da ices
hulls lloldtl will. Merc sill lie -lit ruse
gal u If ii fur wi longe laeit bis eudlich
Bin mere ou en grose wasser cooma
woo grrew idiiff druff wora. 'n
ame blobs hut's galaesa "Ferry to
Camdtin." De BUlery hut g'sawd
'( amdeu" English ware "Konadaw"
in Deitscll, Ull wile mere BO file a-
lae-a hen 'li"t fun Konadaw dor
rich der greek woo le leit onna sin
woo gadrafl worn onshtots Bich der
finger oh hocka, hen mere ousga
mauchl mere gingtu, un Ich bin ni
mi dri tickets galtuwfed far fooftzae
cent. Mere lien mis in en shaene
shtoop g'hucked uu gaward far der
boat un sin le leit ni cooma su
dick us iner ncf nows gooka hen
kenna. We mere abuiit en ' fnrdle
shtond doll ni gaorowd ivoraweshofe
inera lien huf en bell awfonga tola,
un de leit sin awfonga nowsshprin
ga. eh hob - '- an d es ware arayetsl
en tire un ich daid aw mit pie's
helfu ous maitcha, awcr de Polly hut
g'sawd : "Gottlieb, dn bleibshf usht
grawd doh. 1 n husht ken kivvel ;
far wasser drawga un bis du onna
koomsht hen se'sanyhow ouse." We
mer awiie gons moodersnelich nrlae
g'huckek hen is en karl room cooma i
mil ma bloa ruck un gaele knep un
hut uns g'frogt eb mere net runne
wetta. Ich hob g'sawd mere hetta
('ml cent es slitiek batmwled fai en
ride uu mere daida net nows gae bis
mere se hetta. Are hut awenich ous
ame awl; galocht Un is fardt sinera
bisniss noaeh. Gli wore de shtoop
widder full leit. Ull we se wile dri n
worn hut de hell gatolled uu seisin
widder awfonga nows Bhpringa we
de lixa. It'll hub der karl saena
cooma mit dersoldawda uniform uc
bin nil g'shtepticd un hobenegTrogf
. I 1 I'll 111 ill.'.UVll.
Ich, behold vuii, uu
ii j i .i
un iiernu nov
ti'lunna us mere
in Konadaw wora un widder izu
rick un hen's net gawist. Wos Ich
g'saeua hob fun Konadaw daid Ich
iror net irleicha. Ich hob's aw on'ra
sehlechta tzeii g'saena. Se hen
Bchware raega ghot un es woreahier
ulles nnner wasser.
T-V J -- LI. A a 1
Lerno Bin mere uns Iranian iai
der Bixlerv era brooder Booclia woo
mere ir'ialed hen far utl'-shtella far
de nocht. I u waisht di
ii. i l. u i
en diielih r linn uldta .Nuiiniv N'lid-
i m:i. .... i .. . "l ... U..
apetzerun der Mike, era brooder, nut
sellv Kildclfv fraw -''hired woo Ichl
.i..-,'. .1....C. .. JoknVu. i.i, ;,. maim
Ihxx-Ii. Endlich hen mere der blots j
g'funna mi hen de lsdl garoonga. Die and nervous dyspepsia, l was N
Jfin koal schwartz naeger nidel is" low that I could not licar to lieN
;.. ..r. d. (,.,... .,; snoken to. and diirinir the nervous ,
uirr i iiiiiiri un nii. in i n riuuiii in
sawissa
I)eri.u is sc ntl galutla tsu
mere, era bond nows g shtrccked far
hands siiaka. oh hob era bond g'
numma un hob g'sawd, "We gaits ?
b her Mike dahame? Se hut ga-
liK'ht uu h ut g'sawd, "Card, please V"
oh hob era so goot ous galaikcd in
KmrliJi iw It'll linl) kenna us fell not.
korda shpccla daid. He is nows un 1 1 mld talk (piite naturally and now
ei-asclm.Kip-duchous mowl gtfaova j w1 comjjenjljr ooredol the trou
un pbooshed. "Dob gaen Ich nows," ble." Geo. A. Andrews,
hov ch g'sawd. "Merecooma wid-! (;reat Harrington, Mass.
der in en dooiiersy skrape. Dej A trial package of Dr. Miles' f ii
weipslcit hen awver druft insist mere j vorite treatment for the grip, cou
daidabliva bis der Mike cooined, uu sistingof'Dr. Miles' Nervine, Dr.
cndlieh is de Sendapetzery ni eooma, Miles' Nerve and Liver Pills, will
un so shae we des weipsniensch aw be sent absolutely free to any person
ndoo wore husht du in dime laeva
nix ji'saena. Se hut uns, of course,
gaketit un hut hands g'shaked gons
room awver sc hut erahond tsu mere
g'hova os won se im dake gawest
I wore uo Ich hob iuht nanmik holdt
' j.reekt derf un tiir wissa os ldi clU
: in der bowl hob. hut n'uwJ se
I ware "aw so weeal glad to see U8
j btiiynfj we hailed from the dealt old
Hawsa Barrick." Now, Kernel,
Hawsa liarrick rhymed net mit so
tarHomte tmrrheita 00 es hut Din
. .mi.ttiiL-ruvl us wnii hut wassor dritik-
I ....umu iMaiunitcher tin schlookcd
IM I'OO II1U ,w vj.. I
Lan-ahnnohi naitz. Awvcr uli i der
MiL k.iuiinniM mi nicr hen eii
j I IVV, lllliliv- -
I goode taeit ghot, hen ftm oldte twida
psehwetaed for en bolb shtoond od-
.i,.-Ann liv in.sli. Doomed der
ler widder in de ahfeoop der
... '
Mike wore en gawexeled mon. Are
wore usht om lodha we se ni OOOOW
is uu si mow I is two gonga we en
hawsa-fnlldeminottoa arc sc g'saena
hut. Ich hob noaohderhond ous
g'funna, os es nimmy hwhionable is
far lueha. (Jli hut de lcll garooogi
far cs nooht cssa. Se hen Kr,'W(1 es
ware far "dinner." Ich hob on my
watch gagooked un cs wore holver
sivv
oh bob der Mike grrogi
W08 lies niaiici
1 un arc hut g sawdin
fasliionablccirclesdauliiscbreaktcslit
essa on elfa, dinner on sexa un sii)
ner der naixt dawg. Uu dare dish
hedshtduaaena sullal Hndcshtyle!
Merc wora guns ous blutz. Awvcr
mere wora net arlac. Der Mike
wore by uns. Waresohnits un knepp
un sida-shpeck fressed far dreunoh
yohr on emoldta SimmySendapete
er sime tlish we der Mike hut dare
con sich net sliicka in "so saw-ity" in
dri yohr, oh hob dri deller full
soop hand-runniugg,es8a. Ea wore,
be gosh nix doit os soup, awvcr li
sin He goota socha awfonga ni cooma,
Awver oh wore full. Ich hobga
bade far en onnera mawga awvcr
oh denk net os dergoot Mon aniche
extra mawga room lia hut far so en
oldter norr we oh. lc chance fun
ineim laeva wore farby un eb ohs
g'wist hob hov Ich widder my foOS
iii de foil ereekt. Ac bledly-rull
train unriiti won' mi I un iiienii n i-
ler or'shtonna. Ich hub net a wi
!. mti mind nil
nun co n nnvci ' "v
ormaiicht tar oiistsulmna. leu
Mi Iii ,1,
en leffel full nil n'shepped un
nfantant tor'a mnwi Der lellel i
..' i.piL
. i..i
awvcr arc inn nix rao. iieni. i n
IIUU I'll ii.i.i iui in. j
..... I. i. it- ln-ii, il on i ti
liusa-lut. unnersooohf awvcr
nix ir'luiina. Her Mike hut
hull 1
aw-
fonga lueha awver si (raw
!...
Mill BUD
aw gagooKeu un ue
i i i i i .1 1
txi coni'a. Arc hut derno explain
,
...l . ..ll i.l,;,.,,,,!.!.. ,
ou in ocii nui; m m.-iitw........
os se "I uatuiL' island haesa d
haesa data
inonera worda, "wind pudding."
"Un is des 'wind pudding' " hov
tch g'sawd. "Well, now! Ich huh
shunt su feel fun demlshtuftg'haerd.
Des is nil wosgeitziohe g'raana era
porra teedera won de gleeder mae
grishdadcom hen us garechtichkeit
Ola Widder,
( loTTLIEB BOONASTIBL.
LaGrippe's Legacy.
Worn out and exhausted in body
and mind, with shattered nerves aud
a palpitating heart; no desire for
IimmI and no ability to digest it; un
able to rest or sleep day or hiedit
thisis LaGrippe's legacy. Long alter
the grip germs have been driven out
the poisons which they created re
main in the blood, the heart, the
lungs, the stomach, weakening the
nerves and lowering the vitality;
of the system. There is one way I
of destroying the seeds of disease and
death which arc an inheritance from
rii). Dr. Miles' Nervine will do it.)
It gives the shattered nerves a rest
and helps them to recover their
strength. It stimulates the apK'
n:. i .... : me, sirenuuieus me siumaen no
"ixlery is,
11 11. A I A. I.
sisis assi i in ii ui hi uns uir imihjii
. ... I
with the vital elcnients ol lite.
"Two years ago, after a vital at-
tack of the irrin. I was overcome
with nervo.is pro)
- - r.
sl"' " iiien l ircipiciiuy s.iiierco,
I hud no control of anv of my or-
gum. Hi very remeay Known to my
i.hvsicians was trittl without suecess
W9 it
and then my wife brought me a hot-
He of Dr. Miles' Nervine. After 1
using one bottle I could sjieak a few -3
words. At the end of three months
sending name and address on a postal
card, requesting the samples and
mentioning the name ot the roBT.
Address, Dr. Miles Medical Co.,
Elkhart, Indiana.
MT. PI.EA.SANT MILLS.
. Iewis Minium bought a horse of
T. G. Arbogast IX A. Kepler
spent a few days iu Watsoutowo last
week . . . Wesley Womer who had
been visiting friends at his native
home, left on Thursday for his west
ern home in Michigan . . . Married
on Tlinrsd-iv la bv K-v. Gilbert of
I
this place. Jonathan IJottiger of
Richfield to Catherine Miller of
- .
I near Oriental B. G. Stenen is
the proud father of a bouncing girl
I babv Absalom Schnee is the
i - n i
I huatiing liquor agent for Huey vj
Christ of Philadelphia made a trip i
to Mifflinburg on Friday. His j
tlaughter Jxttie aud May Arbogast j
1 I . . . ..ill,.
aooomnanied him to Centrtville
Some of our leopie attended the sale
of J. F. Martiu on Thursday
Quite a number of our farmers art
complaining that their horses are
sick with the distemper and cold . .
A. F. Schuee, wife and daughter,
Lera, spent Sunday with Mrs S's
parents The town school will
give an entertainment on Saturday
evening, and the I leister Valley
schools on Monday evening.
WEST BEAVER.
'Squire Steely says he has just one
hundred and fifty miles yet, to ho ii
it aud then his school will come to a
close for this term Prof. Bower-
sox aid West Beaver a business
call last week Peter Kiegle was
seen Bl this end last week, looking
up the insurance business Bro.
Joe and Bro. Bill seem to have a
dispute as to who is the most eio-
able of running the engine for the
new roller mill. Have patience,
boys, and wait until the engine is
set up.. .Samuel Phillips answered
an advertisement he read in the
Htrdld concerning a medicine fjr
t making the hair grow on the bald
168(18. lie IS IMS
lie is lust uiit l'Jc. He
. . i , , . , i . I I 1
claims all inc sausuu'iion iiv nas, ik
,,;;. rub the advertising on his head
d cut Ids hair once u dav..
I
read in tin
Htrald (Tvoxeiville
neivst thiit Hcul.cn Warner aud his!iPCBV iJ!
n
sun . i aines nave owtum uniuu
ti . I 111
uasKet laciorv in uie suouru oi
Troxelville. There is nododbt but
t hat I lev w l rive enil)luvincl)t to
J C5 I
oil lliAirila man In anA MMUinA ll.i
I Mil HIH MJVU ill uiu""" ... -
place. Kli Dunn of est Heaver
would like the positlutl
as
l iuk-
Keeper, nut would line hi ihiw ii
the hooks will have to lie kept
lie
li
the same shape the brooms and bas
kets will be. . .Mrs. Levi Treaster
is able to be out again Adam
Baumeardner is on the sic!
k list
(grip).
T
Bargains for All.
Having sold my store and
going uut ut the Store Business
uii the first of April) 1 wiilnow
sell my entire stock of Boots,
Shoes, Rubbers, Gum Hunts, etc.
at wholesale prices. I have
Mens' Shoes,
Boys' Shoes,
Ladles and
Children's Shoes N
in all sizes and shapes and at
prices to suit cuerytxxly.
Shoes that sold at $1.46, at SI.
Woniens' Shoes as low as 85c
Mcn'sShocs from 75oto $2.25.
A Few Bargains
In Groceries.
3
lb.
i "i , , . . m i r 1 1
j '"'"'" """" I
Pure
'epper,
Mi
per
lb.
i mil uuj, u vx.
P Laundry Soap, 2 cakes 5c.
.' l. ....... a- 'i fuil'nu rn
N Clothes Pins, le per dozen.
7
Banner Lve, 10c per can.
Flour Sulphur, 3c per lb.
THESE PRICES ARE GOOD
ONLY UNTIL APRIL FIRST
-
Which day this store will change
hands. If you do not want to I
buy come and seemy pricesanoV E
be convinced, as this is net to r
run old shoes out tomakeroom F
for new stock, but it is a genu- h
ine sale. Do not come too late, r
Welcome to all whether you f-
A buy or not. k
1 Respectfully Yours. j.
SELLING AT COST
The Greatest Place to Buy Furniture !
Tlis is plejce eery- oqe cons o bqj
H J rV rV I
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Pny but other1 um.uudiW. '
What a contrast botwren the methods ol this Furniture Store and those of the
usual furniture specialist. Hour much will it brin ? i8 the nil abioi-bintf quest iop there
How long can we afford to sell Itf is our greatest problem. We are after profit that's
true enough, but we plan differently. We try to make a small margin un a large vol'
uuie of business, where others figure on large profits irom u small volume of trade We
are soii,,,. just ll()w more furniture evesyday than any store in our county has oversold
We say this boldly because we thoroughly believe it to be so, and that prices like this
and nothing else are at the bottom of it:
Oak Rockers, worth $2.7"), reduced to 1.98.
Extension Tables, worth $6.00, reduced to $4.29.
White Enameled Beds, worth 7, reduced to 1.(17.
E. S.
FURNITURE
j 36c.nd ?1 South
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I Call Before Yon Order Elsewhere.
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Onejof the best Wheels
on the Market
ONLY
$40.00.
IDEAL . . .
A wheel of unparalleled
q.nali,y for only $20.00.
Fine Bicycle Kepairing Successful
ly done. Some good second-hand
Wheels now on hand.
N. P. HUMMKL,
KRKAMEU, 1'KXXA.
March 4, in New lierlin, Daniel
Maurer, aged 72 years, 8 mouths
and 24 days.
March 10, in Limestone township,
Union Co., Henry Daulierman, aged
78 years, 1 1 months and 20 days.
March 13, at Selinsgrove, Mrs.
Mary Straub, aged 84 years, o
months aud 2 days.
I have been afflicted with rheuma
tism for fourteen years and nothing
seemed to give any relief. I as able
to be around all the time, but con
stantly suffering. I had tried every
thing I could hear of and at last was
told to try Chamberlain's Pain Palm,
which I did, and was immediately
relieved and in a short time cured.
I am happy to say that it has. not
since returned. Josh. Edoab, Ger
man towon, Oak For sale by all druggists.
HEFFELFINGER
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I W lt s invited away from home t1
y V J V natiirallv :intii
WEIMER&CO..
DEALERS AND FUNERAL DIRECTORS,
PoUPtl) St.. ftlSltl hrtirV Dotttiii
nPPFNHFIMPfi'Q Tiff;;
BARGAIN 8T08K . ,
Everyi hinj
jjiete i n the
LATEST STYLE
uasjunt l km n received, Y u
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make
from us
rich deal
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We are prepared f
rock bottom prices
they nso you right.
H. OPPENHEIMER,
Market St., Selinsgrove
Liberal Adjustments
REMEMBER-
H. HRRVEY SCH0CH,
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENCY,
uniy tne uiuest, strongest Uaali Companies
Tire, Lite, Accident and Tornado.
No Assessments No Premium gotes.
The Aetna Founded A. D., 1819 Assets 11,055,513 88
44 ome 44 ' 44 1853 9,853,628.54
American " 1810 " 2,409,584.53
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The New York Life Insurance Co.
The Fidelity Mutual Life Association.
Your Patronage Solicited
MARRIED.
March 10, at Mt. Pleasant Mills,
by Rev. E. Gilbert, Jonathan
Bottieger ot Richfield and Catherine
Miller of Oriental.
Rev. E. Edward, pastor of the
English Baptist Church at Miners
ville, Pa., when suffering with rheu
matism, was advised to try Chamber
lain's Pain Palm. He says : " A
few applications of the liniment
proved of great service to me. It
subdued the inflammation and re
lieved the pain. Should any sufferer
profit by mving Pain Palm a trh.1
it will please me." For sale by all
druggists.
in:t tint iknlv ,.i..o....4
:icv
Antique Oak Sideboards, worth minced to 8.78.
Vclourt ouches, "it springs, worth 15, reduced to $11.29
Antique Oak Suits, worth $20, reduced to $16.78.
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New ;.-u icl Corn
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At the did stand
Prompt Payments
ORUANS- COUKT SALE OF VALUABLE
REAL ESTATE.
Ky virtue of an order iwued out of the Or
pbna' Court of Snyder CouDtv the undenin-
S1."u,,r ' tbe wil1 8n t4tment of
I cter ThoBM. late of Adama townablp, Snyder
County, Bfc, deceud, will on
Tuesday, April 4th, 1899,
expose to public Mle, tbe following describe
real estate, to wit :
All that certain tract of land situate In the
townablp, county and state aforesaid, bounded
on the north by land of Harrison Mover, east
by land of George Norman and Barbara Deo
Wer. south by land of Daniel W. Piss and west
by land of D. A. Kern, containing ninety (K
acres more or lass, with the appurtenances.
About 0 acres of this tract are in good whit
oak timber. ?
Said sals to be held on the premises and I
commence st 10 o'clock A.M. whsn tarsal will
be made known by
Hwntr H. TKosua, sTaeselot,
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