The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, October 20, 1898, Image 3

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Saved!
So remarkable are the facts; so strongly are they
zubstantialed; so important are they to all who are
suffering ', that there is na necessity of publishing them
tauter Oie disguise of news or other false colors.
few rata in Detroit Real Estate Circles.
in better Iwcvn than Frank B. Trout.
None pb.ee hijher value on their repula-
liotu
Mr. Trctit ha-- reason to believe in the
Jmcy of Dr. MftfiUmr Pink Pills, and
bioti not hesitate to lay to.
j. Villi' Pink Pills saved the life
4 his daughter.
Saved her r:!ien eminent physicians
fltdt when the pharmacopoeia was cz-
jUUJud vhen scicne acknowledged
itluU
The gratitude of the lather overbalances
the natural conservatism of the man, and
ht tells the world his story thai others
I be benefited.
"At tn ikc 01 rounccn his mr.
Trout, we bad to take our daughter
ban school owing to her health. She
brna to fall away and became pale and
Wuid. She was so weak she would
rr. . - .1 t - i-i j n
JjD, flown every uxu um nw u wo&
ggiupportcd.
"When she was fifteen she weighed
only ninety pounds.
"She was actually noing away.
".Several chvsicians said she might out
now tt but that it would no doubt termi-
Dili ui w. r --
"She was erowinsi weaker every days
I. concluded we must lose our child.
"The medical profession had exhausted
liar skill we had tried all the well known
I mottles, rtnauy i douhk a box oi ut.
Villiamr Pink Pills for Pale People and
took them home to her. Before she had
taken all of the first box we noticed a
change for the better.
"She gained strength daily.
"Every one noticed the change I I
bought two more boxes. When she had
taken them she was strong enough to
leave her bed, and in lea than six months
was something like herself.
" To-day she is entirely cured, and is a
big, strong, healthy girL weighing 130
pounds, and has never had a sick day
since.
"I know Dr. "Williams' Pink Pills saved
my daughter's life and I am glad to re
commend them to the world."
To further verify this statement Mr.
Trout made affidavit to its truthfulness
before Robert E. Hull, K Notary Public
The last decade of the nineteenth cen
tury has been marked by some of the
most important discoveries in the history
of the world. None have done more to
benefit mankind than Dr. Williams' Pint
Pills for Pale People. Some of the cures
effected by this wonderful remedy almost
equal the miracles of old. Diseases long
supposed incurable have succumbed to
their potency. The paralysed have
walked j the weak and ailing have
stepped from their beds well and strong.
The evidence is irrefutable. The fact
stands supreme that Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills are the greatest blessing ever bestowed
on suffering humanity.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are soli by
druggists throughout the land.
Tho
.n.
our-
Great Reduction Sale of
FURNITURE!
For Ninety Days !
Undersigned Offer The Public Their EN
TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE
AT TUB OUEATE8T WACKIFICR EvEIt KNOWN IN CENTRAL PENNSYLVANIA.
e Mf uot hWliui; out, hut wb do Mils to inoreaHe our stilus above any pre
Ioup vear. We ttlw a few or the prices as follow :
aft W ooil Chaiulwr buitn $14.00 Cotton Top Mattress i.Vt
srd Wood Chamber Suit 10.00:Woven Wire Matt Ten. 1.7.1
utiqne Oak Hulls, 8 Piece 19.00: Bed Spring 1 js
iicu l'arior Suits oUW I rop Tallies, per ft rV
ooileu Chairs per net 2.50 Platform Hooker 8 (JO
Intock, everytttlnc In the furniture line, including Mirror. Hook Ohwl
VliK, 8ide-tOKrdK,CuphonrdH, Centre Tables. Fancy Rocker. Baby Chairs.
euier i mows, Miunife. woneiies, noiiKhtravs, Sinks, Hull Hacks, Can.
wtCliairs fine, medium and cheap furniture, to suit all classes.
Prices reduced all through. Come early and nee our stoek hefore! jrivltiir
mr order, and thus nave 15 to 20 per cent, on every dollar.
Special Attention Given to Undertaking fc Kmhalminj;.
JSATiiiilKMAW at HAKTNAN, Limited,
MIFPLINBDRGll. I
Too Eloaeat my Far.
Counsel for the defense had pleaded
with such earnest and pathetic elo
quence on behalf of his client, who
stood charged with pocket-picking,
that the audience was moved to tears,
and the prisoner himself was rubbing
his' eyes with a silk handkerchief. At
that moment the barrister, happening
to glance in his direction, suddenly
topped in his speech and exclaimed:
"Why, the rascal is using my handker
chief:" TitrBiU.
She Knew.
"Xo," she said, "you don't really love
me."
"Yes, I swear 1 do," he protef ted. "I
love you with all my soul. 1 would ask
you to be my wife to-morrow if I were
properly situated."
But his plea. was useless. She had
rtudied human nature, uud knew that
when a man Is really in love he doesn't
stop to consider whether he enn afford
to marry or not. Cleveland Leader.
Where It Draws tho Lime.
Oh, a cycle Is strong and will caper along
With a three-hundred pounder bestride It:
It will boar a bis load on siost any old road.
But you can't carry much liquor and
ride It.
L. A. W. Bulletin.
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FIBEHIFE 9 AND ACCIDENT J
Insurance.
BNYDKK'S OLD, AND RELIABLE Gen'l
Insurance Agency,
SELIH8GR0VE, SNYDER COUNTY, PA-
i;.lmor W. Snydor, Agent,
Sucoesor1o the late William H. Snvder.
ITlie Pr Est'ller np of RelnihL I iiHiirnnco in mnrucui'liiil in f l rV.ll.xu
flint of Standard CompKnieH. from which to mako a rieleetion. Nono
Wtpr the Vrld over.
I K. IIH'ITIII .uau-mi
JBE-Hoyn!, Liverpool, En, (including foreigu assoth) 48,(MW.(m)
ilHrtford, of Hflitford, Conn., (oldeHt Ainerienn Co.) 8,645,735.2
I'hienix, Har'forJ, Conu. ..,5H8,ar8.07
Contiuenial, Nw York, 5, 754. 908.72
nprmun lmi.t'iDuii j4iia V--tr i it in .viu i
sflv--Mt'f Mil Tiifn Tnu I Vi Maw Y'nlr WiU .iu tiyj iui
-1ULNT LtnpIoyurB' Liability Awuiance Corporation,
. Accident Ins. Co. Subscribed Capital of $3,750,000.00
Life and Accident rinks ucceptod at the lowcnt potitiible rat, jiw-
r llJ .strict regard to mutual nafdy. All junt olanua promptly and
plactorily adjuMted. Information in rotation to all cIhhhcs of Iusur-
F PrOtunt. V flirnialia.l V. T.Iffn W MVV1WII i ...
khnno So. 182. Office on Corner Water &, Pine Stn. K)i
Ilumphroy ITow do you like the ole
bloke's 8 mokes?
Snltcher They're rottersj Ie
smoked art a box on 'era and uint bin
sick yet. Ally Sloper.
Tbe Alternative.
Fata bring, with strange, malevolent
craft,
Ons sorrow or another.
You catch cold when you're In a draft.
And when you're out you smother.
Washington Star.
Technical Interference.
Uncle War sooro I guess I'll be takla'
a walk over tew tho baseball grounds,
'Mandy.
Aunt'Mandy What on nirth dew year
want thar?
Unole Warware Tle paper sez our
ball club hvz a number o' substitutes
Icr snle, an' I pins I may want one is
caise I'm drafted, b';,'osli3 Judge.
IleerrtsU to an Authority,
Hobble Wlwt, ia acomiTBationnlist,
1?
Mr. Cullipej-H A cxsnvcrKutionnlist,
my son, is a jHTKon whi la forevi-r
talking, yet never bus uny-thing to say.
liun and consult your mother. K. V.
Worid.
At tlie ItaccB.
Green Whutpcculiaroddx thut tooh
mnkcr has pMtcd U$1; $7.23 to
l; $43.80 to ill Why, he must be
crazy.
I'ntkltx'k Oh, no, he Isn't. You nee,
lie catcra to the women's) trnd. Up to
Sate.
1
T0VE . NAPHTHA
Tlie Cheapest and Iiept Fuej Jhe Market.
With it you can run a vapor stove for one
toilf cent per hour, (live us a call and bo
convinced.
Schocb & Stahlneckr.
Middleburgh, Pa
FORTUNE TOLD
A REMARKABLK 8CIENTIFI0 (
WONDERFUL SCIENCE.
i "souut aoLoar."
Hit, .
unue taunt Bt which nun futuk oah thuu mho accurate k foktold.
U"reT,b'V1:'"'r U pM St. m 1U (In . mthhirunrmtT
r , w jw un. in wui gin rar pmoul mnum iU. ,
- mm wmmmy HHSS SiMSUSS) tIWSUMSVl NHM BUIWn M4
l'POTt Tl tt ! T TH IP Th 1U Inform vmn.tr
;mtw&L 19 K 11 Ml III ML. thitud w iu Mhwnattnutnu
BSSSBSSBSS put, pnt u4 fmMn UIi.
IN8U ANSWER MAY LEAD YOU T MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
3i-taj . b
An Kdlttirlal Hint.
Nothing so heln a pajicr the Im
parting of useful Information.
"How shall I keep the flies out of th
6Ugar bowl?" nsks a corrrhpoiulent.
"Fill the sugar bowl with sult,"lBour
prompt reply. Tit-Hit.
Especled Relief.
"We won't have to go away this summer."
"Why notr
The girl next door hiw hod to stor
playing the piano to rend the war news
to her grandfather. " Chicago Kccord
Comparing: Note.
First Swell My ancestral spirits
came over from England In the May
flower. What did yours come from Hol
land in?
Second Swell Cocks. Jf. Y. Satur
day'Journnl. A l.onu Walk.
Oood Friend 1 have reason to bus-
jwet that your husband Is flirting with
other women. Yuu ought to follow him
, wherever he goes.
"Great heavens! My husband is a let
I ter carrier." Hoston Traveler.
A Prohibition State.
Hungry Iloggorty (after eating)
I i.nny, I m one uv de Maine sufferers.
Mrs. Newed Is It possible? Ilowdid
I you escape?
Ilungry Iloggarty On a hog train.
, Why, soy, yer enu't gft a drink In dul
state fer love er money. Up to Date.
Junt the Place.
Edna I see there's a t'jrlrble seurcity
of water at Tampa camp everybody is
complaining.
Mildred Why don't they Bend the
Kentucky regiments there? Brooklyn
Life.
SEMI-SCIENTIFIC.
Smallpox Is the most infectious di
ease. Then comes measles.
South American ants have been
known to construct a tunnel three
miles in length.
An ruthority on microscopy states
that Xne hair of a woman can be dis
tinguished by its construction from
that of a inau.
The nests of the termites, or white
ant, arc, proportioned to the sir.e and i
weight of the builders, the greatest
structures in the world.
An eminent Italian doctor has been
experimenting with the inhalation of
petroleum perfumes in cases of whoop
ing cough, and has obtained good re
sult. The lantern fly of Surinam, South
America, has two seta of eyes, ho as to
catch the light from all directions. Its
light U like that of the ordinary fire
fly, but it Is much more brillinnt.
According to the computations ol
Trof. Ilnmy the black rnce embraces I
about oue-tenth of tho living members '
of tho human species, or 130,000,000 In-
dividuals. I
Tlio Japanese cultivate chrysanthe
mums in SOU varieties of color. Of
these, 87 ore white, C3 yelluw, 33 pur-1
pie, 31 pink. 30 red, 12 russet and 14 ol !
mixed hues,
In tho great volcanic district of Ico
land there Is a whole luouutnin com
posed of eruptive clays and pure white
sulphur. A beautiful grotto pene
trates the western slope to an un
known depth.
Lake Superior is 1,008 feet doop, 001
feet of this body being above sea lovel
and 407 below It. Ths bottom oi this
great lako is about 375 feet deeper
dowu than tho channels giving admit
tance to New York harbor. Lake Erie's
greatest dupth is 210 feet.
WHAT RETAILERS SELL.
5 "No use for a duster there 's no dust on
BlBfelb It sells too to"! I
Mado veils of Breton net.
Golf cases for bonbon boxes.
StylUhly plain white parasols.
Lnwu skirts in all light colors.
Coral-red Chinese wicker chairs.
Soft felt hats with round crowns.
Sailor hnta of blue denim for boys.
QuiUrt having an edging of ostrich.
Kattan reclining chairs for summer
use.
China silk paranoia ia hemstitched
ciTocts.
IUack China silk waists with bias
tucking.
Hoys' sweaters having faticy woven
frouts.
Dlaok buttons and stitching on light
gloves.
Separata fronts ol lawn with Swiss
embroidery.
Ilandkcrohtafa with red. white and
blue borders.
llcltaof plaid gingham, etc.. to match
PLUG
Every dealer who has handled Battle
Ax knows this to be a fact. There
is no old stock of Battle Ax any
where : nothing but fresh goods, as
Battle Ax sells five times more than
any other brand in the world.
All who chew it never change.
Remember the name
when you buy again.
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Klondike
AlnHknl Why mi
get your ulinro Of
the irreut. fortune
to be n'allri from the wonrii-rlill dlwoverles
. already ninde mill to ho mmle In lliln New Klon
J illko Alnxkn Kldorndu THK WAHIIINO-
TON UOI.K KIKI.DS EXI'UMtATlON COM
PANY iiiiilur Itn chawtrr Ik authorized to pros
l'i't fur iilul iuviilrc Mlnln t'lnlms and l'rOi
crtiCK in tho wonderful 1 field f Klondike
bvo itlrcudy
II ho made
lierc. Will you allw tUlR iroldrn oniHirtliiiltv
tHn ynu by? A fnw dollars InVeHted In
I
wusaaoie ues. ' and Alii.ka. IiiiiiicIim- fortum i
Sets of three slides for the ribbon or i ' n allicdaml mllllo s inore
velvet eollarbaud.
Turtle hooks fnr Inwnhur thn nn(il,l.i
and skirt belt together. In thin undertaking i.my l.e the foundathm to
, ..... I your fort line. The riinti In the Wonderland nec
Odd skirts and suits of dark-blue , iint immediate action. The find in the
dentin trimmed In white. , n,.,i in,. Hrsi i fniin. No m.eh rtnnliy
lalliyra suite or gruylsh-blue and I vve Imi-ii iiemnti-d to thu iieoiile of tlie
tan criUih and linen for travelillff. ; prem-nt Kent-ration an In offered tn tho Klon
rinti,jKulUlhnvlnirftsklrtlMr.lrnrw! , 'hko-AlHHka (iold Field
tiny Jacket covered with braiding.- ' ,.'""'lr ""' 'r"H,r"m,,f " I""IU"
Tin- (Inn.!. IVnnnml ilt'lidn are inodo on Moek reiimliilii
ABOUT CHURCH frORK.
Of the 781 UnlversallHt ministers in
the lTnited fitntes named in the an
nual register nearly 70 are women.
All Nliureholdeei
No divi
lift (IIIHOld
Send your nrdenicneloHiiiK One liollnr for eai'l
Hhnre of fully aid-upaud iion-aNHewalile nltM'k
deiilred to the WAHIIINdTON (IOI.ll FIK.I.DH
KXI'LOKATION COMPANY, Taeoina, Wah
liiKt4in.
Tin follovln; Tiieoma dealerN in (Hiiilii'n for
the Klomllkcand Alanka trade are Htoekhold
Agents m Money
TIiim In the opportunity of n lift -time. Agents
nre inukliiK lu lnu u week
FITZHUGH LEE,
and Into Consul (lenenil to Cuhn.w riles n Imok on
THE
HnJ. lien.
I .N. V
U4 fin ZMt dU ef birth ud I will imoMdlitolr ntan m '
m4luf nv lib. ud nn it tn W ill tnu k .ir. liui.l
mm SrioL All wuuitatiou MrtMlr MitdtiUal Addna
Phllmdotphlm,
in
UilED-BRAINS
ALL
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lEALt
i ISnt IB m m .vi a r... . . . -
WANTED 8EVE1JAL
permini in thin dale to
new In their own and noarl
mainly nitles work cotnliiete
..rtS h-JZX-.lStoT - Rfer..nre. I ., lf J...
TKl'STWOHTIIY
m main) our Ini.i
flAfllV nnlliill.. 1. 1-
f.l,'Jwor','on',,,,'t,',ll honiB. Salarv
ni i'
on
The UlrTerence.
Fhllanthropist Poor fellowl you say
. your wife never comes to see you? That
makes my blood boll.
Prisoner And it would make my
blood freeze if she did, lady. I'm la her
fr wife murder, yer know. Judge.
Plemtr of lloom.
Poet 1 have a a little contribution
'for for the waste basket.
Editor We have no waste basket.
Poet I ant delighted to hear that.
Editor We use a barrel X. Y.
i Weekly.
A Good War.
Browne How can T get a lnrye bill
for some small one? ,
..X(wiiiwiivj . '
During the Inst quadrennlum the ! er In tlioCiiliiimnyBiid w ill inforni you regard
.Methocllst KllllCOnal Qiurch South O'" reliulilliiy of Itn ottleerH: Monly A
raised Over $750,000 for education. , Ounn, (imcerlns; A. K. llimkn. Hnrnenn Co.
The Presbyterian church of Scot- i!ta!ry","",,,"ml,,,lJi .W
, , . , . Howliinii. )ul litter; Hugo Fvlltz, TentH
land hna an increase of memlirnliip , Tlu,,mn JlBr,lwarc t, lo-sn-iyr.
of upward of 8,000, and the most en-
CfMirnirlnir nf 1 1 u rennrla la ihm ' -
dealing with foreign missions.
The numerical strength of Aro
Amerlcan church denominations is
given ns follows: Baptist, 728,334; A.
M. E. church, 075,000; A. M. E. Zion
church, 503,075; C. M. E. church, 1C1,
008; other denomlnatrons, 2o,0O().
The total communicant membership
of tho Presbyterian church of New
York is 25,321; 1,305 were received on
confession last year; $13908 was
given to home missions nnd $55,083 to
foreign missions. The total amount
contributed for congregational pur
poses was $470,52.1.
The furaous Battle Creek sanitarium
of the Seventh Day Adrontlsts has
reached the end of its thlrtv-vear
charter, and reorganization being
necessary, it has been sold, although
in such form as to continue the insti
tution. The property is estimated to
be worth $2,000,000. I
FACTS ABOUT GREAT BRITAIN.
Thorn nre 400.000 ftno nannU tn I
British empire.
"God Save the Queen" is sung in 20
languages.
There are J.000 miles of tramways In
the British isles.
British manufactures are now val
ued at $4,000,000,000 a year.
The British own the largest part of
North America, that is, Canada.
As much as $12,500,000,000 has been
lent to other nations by the British.
British subjects can travel entirely
round the world without leaving the
British empire.
Itnlf the ships in the world are Brit
ish, The best of them can be converted
into ships of war in 48 hours.
Queen Victoria is sovereign over one
continent, 100 peninsulas, 500 promon
tories, 1,000 lakes, 2,000 rivers and 10,
000 islands.
English capital controls one-fourth
of the railways in the United States of
America and half of the railways in
South America. It is said that the
queen would have to live another 70
years to enable her to-soe oil of them
.m reform l-.er. nlcht nnr1.rJnyr,Vi
iiu iiuv iHinui iiiio tin iov linn, onunnin'tiauii
CnbQ "fur SpisI War.
We hsvemi presH for early Ksue, 1 1 enerul b c'r
own Hiory oi i unii nnii inu MpuniMi vt r, in ('
produced In a HiitistmiMitl hook of over MOpugeH,
7x11 Iiii Iich In i-l.u ulid iilmoiit
0N0 HUNDRED ILLUSTRATIONS.
This is the only Authentic work published on
the one Hiihjirt. occupying tint iiiIikIh of the
entire livlllwd world.
nilTriTC! DTJAHV I-I'iernl roininlsHloii will
UUIlllO ItlinL) I Depiild mid credit given
Aint no time, uct ui once. Wrllu for full partic
ulars to
THE 1NTENAT10NAL SOCIETY, 91-
93 Filth he , New York.
ubllMher of Geneml I.ee'N Hook
oiirniiiliorl(UUIsirlhut(.rs lire locnted In all
: purls of Hie U. H.
rf,f I "' ; ;. .
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Look! Look!!
Look nt youpHcIf when you buy
WothHigHt my sttuo, 1 koopcou
stnntlv in hti.i-k Mie beat and iinent
lino of Hats nml (len(H' Clothiug.
I urninhinc GooiJh, Undcrwenr nml
CapH. Call to boo my Ktock.
f . B. BOTER'u BROTHERHOOD STORE
SuNBcny, - - - Pesna.
-i!l-4m.
WrANTKD SKVKHAL TItl'STWOHTHY
perm im In tliia mute to ninni'Ke our liunl
ii In their own and ni iirliy ci untiin. It ia
mainly ofllcn work eonducled at home. Hnlnry
utrnlKlit f'.KKi a yiar and npumei dcllnito,
lioiiallde, no more, no Icp Hilary. Monthly
Itefervnn-a. hnPloor u Mir-addreMOl
Hianiid euveloiv, Herbert L. IlehH, I'rett., pt.
M, ChleOKO. 9-16-lfit.
Farmers Break the Buggy Monopoly.
It Is claimed Hint for yearn tnipiry tnni.ufnc
tiirers have secured exorhliunt prices tor their
goodK, hut recently, through the combined h
KlHtimceof the inrmerH of lows, IIIIiioIh mid
other HtnteK, Hkahh, Uiifhi i k A On., of OIiIcbko,
listesnr. thn piles of open bugles down to
llll.SU; Top KttKKles. SJ.7(I : T"pSurrli'R.
mid upwurdH, nnd they are Hhlpplhir them in
IminetiRP numbers direct to iiiiuiers In every
stale. They send nn Immense Iiuitk.v Oiilaloirne
free, postpuld. to any one who usks for It. Thin
cerifllnlv Is it ulir victory for tho liirmer, but n
severe blow lo the carriage inuutifuciurers and
dealers. 7-M-lSt.
A SUMMER SAIL
in ladies' shoes is a pleusanl ;
voyage afoot. Por the iileas
uro it gives, there's no sail
liko onr sale. Crowds are
enjoying it, and securing the
prettiest, coolest and best lit
ting Summer shoes now man
uiacturcd, at prices which
buyeis iind it a pleasure tc -pay.
Fo houso or street'
wear, pleasure or overy-day
practical purposes, walking,,
riding, or driving, wo supply
tho ideal shoes demanded by
fashion itnd tho dictates of
individual taste. Ladios,
whoever claims yoar hands,
by all means surrender your,
feet to these shoes.
6.H.
Now Book Froo.l
A valuable book giving complete
information bow I successfully cure
consumption and otber lung diseases
will be sent free to tbe readers of
tt-i rnrr. itilrpt'Tr T5v'?. A.I
tnC Osts firm; No. 1 wblts, l goes over ui uie next, iwui vriis court muiuiun an
Viantpdjnjrfoa
tor riaI.,' , l
prices (or this
1.).t fyrr