A Young GM ... Saved! So remarkable are the facts; so strongly are they zubstantialed; so important are they to all who are suffering ', that there is na necessity of publishing them tauter Oie disguise of news or other false colors. few rata in Detroit Real Estate Circles. in better Iwcvn than Frank B. Trout. None pb.ee hijher value on their repula- liotu Mr. Trctit ha-- reason to believe in the Jmcy of Dr. MftfiUmr Pink Pills, and bioti not hesitate to lay to. j. Villi' Pink Pills saved the life 4 his daughter. Saved her r:!ien eminent physicians fltdt when the pharmacopoeia was cz- jUUJud vhen scicne acknowledged itluU The gratitude of the lather overbalances the natural conservatism of the man, and ht tells the world his story thai others I be benefited. "At tn ikc 01 rounccn his mr. Trout, we bad to take our daughter ban school owing to her health. She brna to fall away and became pale and Wuid. She was so weak she would rr. . - .1 t - i-i j n JjD, flown every uxu um nw u wo& ggiupportcd. "When she was fifteen she weighed only ninety pounds. "She was actually noing away. ".Several chvsicians said she might out now tt but that it would no doubt termi- Dili ui w. r -- "She was erowinsi weaker every days I. concluded we must lose our child. "The medical profession had exhausted liar skill we had tried all the well known I mottles, rtnauy i douhk a box oi ut. Villiamr Pink Pills for Pale People and took them home to her. Before she had taken all of the first box we noticed a change for the better. "She gained strength daily. "Every one noticed the change I I bought two more boxes. When she had taken them she was strong enough to leave her bed, and in lea than six months was something like herself. " To-day she is entirely cured, and is a big, strong, healthy girL weighing 130 pounds, and has never had a sick day since. "I know Dr. "Williams' Pink Pills saved my daughter's life and I am glad to re commend them to the world." To further verify this statement Mr. Trout made affidavit to its truthfulness before Robert E. Hull, K Notary Public The last decade of the nineteenth cen tury has been marked by some of the most important discoveries in the history of the world. None have done more to benefit mankind than Dr. Williams' Pint Pills for Pale People. Some of the cures effected by this wonderful remedy almost equal the miracles of old. Diseases long supposed incurable have succumbed to their potency. The paralysed have walked j the weak and ailing have stepped from their beds well and strong. The evidence is irrefutable. The fact stands supreme that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are the greatest blessing ever bestowed on suffering humanity. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are soli by druggists throughout the land. Tho .n. our- Great Reduction Sale of FURNITURE! For Ninety Days ! Undersigned Offer The Public Their EN TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE AT TUB OUEATE8T WACKIFICR EvEIt KNOWN IN CENTRAL PENNSYLVANIA. e Mf uot hWliui; out, hut wb do Mils to inoreaHe our stilus above any pre Ioup vear. We ttlw a few or the prices as follow : aft W ooil Chaiulwr buitn $14.00 Cotton Top Mattress i.Vt srd Wood Chamber Suit 10.00:Woven Wire Matt Ten. 1.7.1 utiqne Oak Hulls, 8 Piece 19.00: Bed Spring 1 js iicu l'arior Suits oUW I rop Tallies, per ft rV ooileu Chairs per net 2.50 Platform Hooker 8 (JO Intock, everytttlnc In the furniture line, including Mirror. Hook Ohwl VliK, 8ide-tOKrdK,CuphonrdH, Centre Tables. Fancy Rocker. Baby Chairs. euier i mows, Miunife. woneiies, noiiKhtravs, Sinks, Hull Hacks, Can. wtCliairs fine, medium and cheap furniture, to suit all classes. Prices reduced all through. Come early and nee our stoek hefore! jrivltiir mr order, and thus nave 15 to 20 per cent, on every dollar. Special Attention Given to Undertaking fc Kmhalminj;. JSATiiiilKMAW at HAKTNAN, Limited, MIFPLINBDRGll. I Too Eloaeat my Far. Counsel for the defense had pleaded with such earnest and pathetic elo quence on behalf of his client, who stood charged with pocket-picking, that the audience was moved to tears, and the prisoner himself was rubbing his' eyes with a silk handkerchief. At that moment the barrister, happening to glance in his direction, suddenly topped in his speech and exclaimed: "Why, the rascal is using my handker chief:" TitrBiU. She Knew. "Xo," she said, "you don't really love me." "Yes, I swear 1 do," he protef ted. "I love you with all my soul. 1 would ask you to be my wife to-morrow if I were properly situated." But his plea. was useless. She had rtudied human nature, uud knew that when a man Is really in love he doesn't stop to consider whether he enn afford to marry or not. Cleveland Leader. Where It Draws tho Lime. Oh, a cycle Is strong and will caper along With a three-hundred pounder bestride It: It will boar a bis load on siost any old road. But you can't carry much liquor and ride It. L. A. W. Bulletin. LOST HALF TUB FIN. in HI II 1.1 lliOU; mIvi' s It' utio' nil sin .1 ! pro:- MlU!' ..I t: W. 8! lis if V uintt! 1 iicsi ;liow; Mori incut" liner: reiuaii u'tiirt v 10 il ml th FIBEHIFE 9 AND ACCIDENT J Insurance. BNYDKK'S OLD, AND RELIABLE Gen'l Insurance Agency, SELIH8GR0VE, SNYDER COUNTY, PA- i;.lmor W. Snydor, Agent, Sucoesor1o the late William H. Snvder. ITlie Pr Est'ller np of RelnihL I iiHiirnnco in mnrucui'liiil in f l rV.ll.xu flint of Standard CompKnieH. from which to mako a rieleetion. Nono Wtpr the Vrld over. I K. IIH'ITIII .uau-mi JBE-Hoyn!, Liverpool, En, (including foreigu assoth) 48,(MW.(m) ilHrtford, of Hflitford, Conn., (oldeHt Ainerienn Co.) 8,645,735.2 I'hienix, Har'forJ, Conu. ..,5H8,ar8.07 Contiuenial, Nw York, 5, 754. 908.72 nprmun lmi.t'iDuii j4iia V--tr i it in .viu i sflv--Mt'f Mil Tiifn Tnu I Vi Maw Y'nlr WiU .iu tiyj iui -1ULNT LtnpIoyurB' Liability Awuiance Corporation, . Accident Ins. Co. Subscribed Capital of $3,750,000.00 Life and Accident rinks ucceptod at the lowcnt potitiible rat, jiw- r llJ .strict regard to mutual nafdy. All junt olanua promptly and plactorily adjuMted. Information in rotation to all cIhhhcs of Iusur- F PrOtunt. V flirnialia.l V. T.Iffn W MVV1WII i ... khnno So. 182. Office on Corner Water &, Pine Stn. K)i Ilumphroy ITow do you like the ole bloke's 8 mokes? Snltcher They're rottersj Ie smoked art a box on 'era and uint bin sick yet. Ally Sloper. Tbe Alternative. Fata bring, with strange, malevolent craft, Ons sorrow or another. You catch cold when you're In a draft. And when you're out you smother. Washington Star. Technical Interference. Uncle War sooro I guess I'll be takla' a walk over tew tho baseball grounds, 'Mandy. Aunt'Mandy What on nirth dew year want thar? Unole Warware Tle paper sez our ball club hvz a number o' substitutes Icr snle, an' I pins I may want one is caise I'm drafted, b';,'osli3 Judge. IleerrtsU to an Authority, Hobble Wlwt, ia acomiTBationnlist, 1? Mr. Cullipej-H A cxsnvcrKutionnlist, my son, is a jHTKon whi la forevi-r talking, yet never bus uny-thing to say. liun and consult your mother. K. V. Worid. At tlie ItaccB. Green Whutpcculiaroddx thut tooh mnkcr has pMtcd U$1; $7.23 to l; $43.80 to ill Why, he must be crazy. I'ntkltx'k Oh, no, he Isn't. You nee, lie catcra to the women's) trnd. Up to Sate. 1 T0VE . NAPHTHA Tlie Cheapest and Iiept Fuej Jhe Market. With it you can run a vapor stove for one toilf cent per hour, (live us a call and bo convinced. Schocb & Stahlneckr. Middleburgh, Pa FORTUNE TOLD A REMARKABLK 8CIENTIFI0 ( WONDERFUL SCIENCE. i "souut aoLoar." Hit, . unue taunt Bt which nun futuk oah thuu mho accurate k foktold. U"reT,b'V1:'"'r U pM St. m 1U (In . mthhirunrmtT r , w jw un. in wui gin rar pmoul mnum iU. , - mm wmmmy HHSS SiMSUSS) tIWSUMSVl NHM BUIWn M4 l'POTt Tl tt ! T TH IP Th 1U Inform vmn.tr ;mtw&L 19 K 11 Ml III ML. thitud w iu Mhwnattnutnu BSSSBSSBSS put, pnt u4 fmMn UIi. IN8U ANSWER MAY LEAD YOU T MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. 3i-taj . b An Kdlttirlal Hint. Nothing so heln a pajicr the Im parting of useful Information. "How shall I keep the flies out of th 6Ugar bowl?" nsks a corrrhpoiulent. "Fill the sugar bowl with sult,"lBour prompt reply. Tit-Hit. Especled Relief. "We won't have to go away this summer." "Why notr The girl next door hiw hod to stor playing the piano to rend the war news to her grandfather. " Chicago Kccord Comparing: Note. First Swell My ancestral spirits came over from England In the May flower. What did yours come from Hol land in? Second Swell Cocks. Jf. Y. Satur day'Journnl. A l.onu Walk. Oood Friend 1 have reason to bus- jwet that your husband Is flirting with other women. Yuu ought to follow him , wherever he goes. "Great heavens! My husband is a let I ter carrier." Hoston Traveler. A Prohibition State. Hungry Iloggorty (after eating) I i.nny, I m one uv de Maine sufferers. Mrs. Newed Is It possible? Ilowdid I you escape? Ilungry Iloggarty On a hog train. , Why, soy, yer enu't gft a drink In dul state fer love er money. Up to Date. Junt the Place. Edna I see there's a t'jrlrble seurcity of water at Tampa camp everybody is complaining. Mildred Why don't they Bend the Kentucky regiments there? Brooklyn Life. SEMI-SCIENTIFIC. Smallpox Is the most infectious di ease. Then comes measles. South American ants have been known to construct a tunnel three miles in length. An ruthority on microscopy states that Xne hair of a woman can be dis tinguished by its construction from that of a inau. The nests of the termites, or white ant, arc, proportioned to the sir.e and i weight of the builders, the greatest structures in the world. An eminent Italian doctor has been experimenting with the inhalation of petroleum perfumes in cases of whoop ing cough, and has obtained good re sult. The lantern fly of Surinam, South America, has two seta of eyes, ho as to catch the light from all directions. Its light U like that of the ordinary fire fly, but it Is much more brillinnt. According to the computations ol Trof. Ilnmy the black rnce embraces I about oue-tenth of tho living members ' of tho human species, or 130,000,000 In- dividuals. I Tlio Japanese cultivate chrysanthe mums in SOU varieties of color. Of these, 87 ore white, C3 yelluw, 33 pur-1 pie, 31 pink. 30 red, 12 russet and 14 ol ! mixed hues, In tho great volcanic district of Ico land there Is a whole luouutnin com posed of eruptive clays and pure white sulphur. A beautiful grotto pene trates the western slope to an un known depth. Lake Superior is 1,008 feet doop, 001 feet of this body being above sea lovel and 407 below It. Ths bottom oi this great lako is about 375 feet deeper dowu than tho channels giving admit tance to New York harbor. Lake Erie's greatest dupth is 210 feet. WHAT RETAILERS SELL. 5 "No use for a duster there 's no dust on BlBfelb It sells too to"! I Mado veils of Breton net. Golf cases for bonbon boxes. StylUhly plain white parasols. Lnwu skirts in all light colors. Coral-red Chinese wicker chairs. Soft felt hats with round crowns. Sailor hnta of blue denim for boys. QuiUrt having an edging of ostrich. Kattan reclining chairs for summer use. China silk paranoia ia hemstitched ciTocts. IUack China silk waists with bias tucking. Hoys' sweaters having faticy woven frouts. Dlaok buttons and stitching on light gloves. Separata fronts ol lawn with Swiss embroidery. Ilandkcrohtafa with red. white and blue borders. llcltaof plaid gingham, etc.. to match PLUG Every dealer who has handled Battle Ax knows this to be a fact. There is no old stock of Battle Ax any where : nothing but fresh goods, as Battle Ax sells five times more than any other brand in the world. All who chew it never change. Remember the name when you buy again. 'WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW WWWW Klondike AlnHknl Why mi get your ulinro Of the irreut. fortune to be n'allri from the wonrii-rlill dlwoverles . already ninde mill to ho mmle In lliln New Klon J illko Alnxkn Kldorndu THK WAHIIINO- TON UOI.K KIKI.DS EXI'UMtATlON COM PANY iiiiilur Itn chawtrr Ik authorized to pros l'i't fur iilul iuviilrc Mlnln t'lnlms and l'rOi crtiCK in tho wonderful 1 field f Klondike bvo itlrcudy II ho made lierc. Will you allw tUlR iroldrn oniHirtliiiltv tHn ynu by? A fnw dollars InVeHted In I wusaaoie ues. ' and Alii.ka. IiiiiiicIim- fortum i Sets of three slides for the ribbon or i ' n allicdaml mllllo s inore velvet eollarbaud. Turtle hooks fnr Inwnhur thn nn(il,l.i and skirt belt together. In thin undertaking i.my l.e the foundathm to , ..... I your fort line. The riinti In the Wonderland nec Odd skirts and suits of dark-blue , iint immediate action. The find in the dentin trimmed In white. , n,.,i in,. Hrsi i fniin. No m.eh rtnnliy lalliyra suite or gruylsh-blue and I vve Imi-ii iiemnti-d to thu iieoiile of tlie tan criUih and linen for travelillff. ; prem-nt Kent-ration an In offered tn tho Klon rinti,jKulUlhnvlnirftsklrtlMr.lrnrw! , 'hko-AlHHka (iold Field tiny Jacket covered with braiding.- ' ,.'""'lr ""' 'r"H,r"m,,f " I""IU" Tin- (Inn.!. IVnnnml ilt'lidn are inodo on Moek reiimliilii ABOUT CHURCH frORK. Of the 781 UnlversallHt ministers in the lTnited fitntes named in the an nual register nearly 70 are women. All Nliureholdeei No divi lift (IIIHOld Send your nrdenicneloHiiiK One liollnr for eai'l Hhnre of fully aid-upaud iion-aNHewalile nltM'k deiilred to the WAHIIINdTON (IOI.ll FIK.I.DH KXI'LOKATION COMPANY, Taeoina, Wah liiKt4in. Tin follovln; Tiieoma dealerN in (Hiiilii'n for the Klomllkcand Alanka trade are Htoekhold Agents m Money TIiim In the opportunity of n lift -time. Agents nre inukliiK lu lnu u week FITZHUGH LEE, and Into Consul (lenenil to Cuhn.w riles n Imok on THE HnJ. lien. I .N. V U4 fin ZMt dU ef birth ud I will imoMdlitolr ntan m ' m4luf nv lib. ud nn it tn W ill tnu k .ir. liui.l mm SrioL All wuuitatiou MrtMlr MitdtiUal Addna Phllmdotphlm, in UilED-BRAINS ALL ' - -I lEALt i ISnt IB m m .vi a r... . . . - WANTED 8EVE1JAL permini in thin dale to new In their own and noarl mainly nitles work cotnliiete ..rtS h-JZX-.lStoT - Rfer..nre. I ., lf J... TKl'STWOHTIIY m main) our Ini.i flAfllV nnlliill.. 1. 1- f.l,'Jwor','on',,,,'t,',ll honiB. Salarv ni i' on The UlrTerence. Fhllanthropist Poor fellowl you say . your wife never comes to see you? That makes my blood boll. Prisoner And it would make my blood freeze if she did, lady. I'm la her fr wife murder, yer know. Judge. Plemtr of lloom. Poet 1 have a a little contribution 'for for the waste basket. Editor We have no waste basket. Poet I ant delighted to hear that. Editor We use a barrel X. Y. i Weekly. A Good War. Browne How can T get a lnrye bill for some small one? , ..X(wiiiwiivj . ' During the Inst quadrennlum the ! er In tlioCiiliiimnyBiid w ill inforni you regard .Methocllst KllllCOnal Qiurch South O'" reliulilliiy of Itn ottleerH: Monly A raised Over $750,000 for education. , Ounn, (imcerlns; A. K. llimkn. Hnrnenn Co. The Presbyterian church of Scot- i!ta!ry","",,,"ml,,,lJi .W , , . , . Howliinii. )ul litter; Hugo Fvlltz, TentH land hna an increase of memlirnliip , Tlu,,mn JlBr,lwarc t, lo-sn-iyr. of upward of 8,000, and the most en- CfMirnirlnir nf 1 1 u rennrla la ihm ' - dealing with foreign missions. The numerical strength of Aro Amerlcan church denominations is given ns follows: Baptist, 728,334; A. M. E. church, 075,000; A. M. E. Zion church, 503,075; C. M. E. church, 1C1, 008; other denomlnatrons, 2o,0O(). The total communicant membership of tho Presbyterian church of New York is 25,321; 1,305 were received on confession last year; $13908 was given to home missions nnd $55,083 to foreign missions. The total amount contributed for congregational pur poses was $470,52.1. The furaous Battle Creek sanitarium of the Seventh Day Adrontlsts has reached the end of its thlrtv-vear charter, and reorganization being necessary, it has been sold, although in such form as to continue the insti tution. The property is estimated to be worth $2,000,000. I FACTS ABOUT GREAT BRITAIN. Thorn nre 400.000 ftno nannU tn I British empire. "God Save the Queen" is sung in 20 languages. There are J.000 miles of tramways In the British isles. British manufactures are now val ued at $4,000,000,000 a year. The British own the largest part of North America, that is, Canada. As much as $12,500,000,000 has been lent to other nations by the British. British subjects can travel entirely round the world without leaving the British empire. Itnlf the ships in the world are Brit ish, The best of them can be converted into ships of war in 48 hours. Queen Victoria is sovereign over one continent, 100 peninsulas, 500 promon tories, 1,000 lakes, 2,000 rivers and 10, 000 islands. English capital controls one-fourth of the railways in the United States of America and half of the railways in South America. It is said that the queen would have to live another 70 years to enable her to-soe oil of them .m reform l-.er. nlcht nnr1.rJnyr,Vi iiu iiuv iHinui iiiio tin iov linn, onunnin'tiauii CnbQ "fur SpisI War. We hsvemi presH for early Ksue, 1 1 enerul b c'r own Hiory oi i unii nnii inu MpuniMi vt r, in (' produced In a HiitistmiMitl hook of over MOpugeH, 7x11 Iiii Iich In i-l.u ulid iilmoiit 0N0 HUNDRED ILLUSTRATIONS. This is the only Authentic work published on the one Hiihjirt. occupying tint iiiIikIh of the entire livlllwd world. nilTriTC! DTJAHV I-I'iernl roininlsHloii will UUIlllO ItlinL) I Depiild mid credit given Aint no time, uct ui once. Wrllu for full partic ulars to THE 1NTENAT10NAL SOCIETY, 91- 93 Filth he , New York. ubllMher of Geneml I.ee'N Hook oiirniiiliorl(UUIsirlhut(.rs lire locnted In all : purls of Hie U. H. rf,f I "' ; ;. . ?7'?;: i 'I i":'i!i ! !.! I " Look! Look!! Look nt youpHcIf when you buy WothHigHt my sttuo, 1 koopcou stnntlv in hti.i-k Mie beat and iinent lino of Hats nml (len(H' Clothiug. I urninhinc GooiJh, Undcrwenr nml CapH. Call to boo my Ktock. f . B. BOTER'u BROTHERHOOD STORE SuNBcny, - - - Pesna. -i!l-4m. WrANTKD SKVKHAL TItl'STWOHTHY perm im In tliia mute to ninni'Ke our liunl ii In their own and ni iirliy ci untiin. It ia mainly ofllcn work eonducled at home. Hnlnry utrnlKlit f'.KKi a yiar and npumei dcllnito, lioiiallde, no more, no Icp Hilary. Monthly Itefervnn-a. hnPloor u Mir-addreMOl Hianiid euveloiv, Herbert L. IlehH, I'rett., pt. M, ChleOKO. 9-16-lfit. Farmers Break the Buggy Monopoly. It Is claimed Hint for yearn tnipiry tnni.ufnc tiirers have secured exorhliunt prices tor their goodK, hut recently, through the combined h KlHtimceof the inrmerH of lows, IIIIiioIh mid other HtnteK, Hkahh, Uiifhi i k A On., of OIiIcbko, listesnr. thn piles of open bugles down to llll.SU; Top KttKKles. SJ.7(I : T"pSurrli'R. mid upwurdH, nnd they are Hhlpplhir them in IminetiRP numbers direct to iiiiuiers In every stale. They send nn Immense Iiuitk.v Oiilaloirne free, postpuld. to any one who usks for It. Thin cerifllnlv Is it ulir victory for tho liirmer, but n severe blow lo the carriage inuutifuciurers and dealers. 7-M-lSt. A SUMMER SAIL in ladies' shoes is a pleusanl ; voyage afoot. Por the iileas uro it gives, there's no sail liko onr sale. Crowds are enjoying it, and securing the prettiest, coolest and best lit ting Summer shoes now man uiacturcd, at prices which buyeis iind it a pleasure tc -pay. Fo houso or street' wear, pleasure or overy-day practical purposes, walking,, riding, or driving, wo supply tho ideal shoes demanded by fashion itnd tho dictates of individual taste. Ladios, whoever claims yoar hands, by all means surrender your, feet to these shoes. 6.H. Now Book Froo.l A valuable book giving complete information bow I successfully cure consumption and otber lung diseases will be sent free to tbe readers of tt-i rnrr. itilrpt'Tr T5v'?. A.I tnC Osts firm; No. 1 wblts, l goes over ui uie next, iwui vriis court muiuiun an Viantpdjnjrfoa tor riaI.,' , l prices (or this 1.).t fyrr