The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, January 27, 1898, Image 3

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mitt more y-y to ike effllcUtt . the Uw genrr
ous offer or tli honored siut dWlngnkrtiml.iMah
1st. T. A. Btocuin. M. ft, ol Mow Yorlt Oil.
He bu dleoovef a rellaM aaJ absolute care
roroousumuilori. and all bronchial throat, lung
and cUeat dbsMsva. catarrhal affections, general
uiin. a ntu ioa nr aaah atad all Cn.
ill I Ions ol WHallug sway, aud U Bake Its sTreat,
merits known. wIU neud three free iwtUK b
owlr discovered remedies to any ammea reau
of tlM Pour. '
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Cine" lis pes-msoenUy curd llioeennds of ap-
The lsjetor considers II not onlf hut nrofes
rtonal. but Ills rllifou duty -a duty wufeh he
usvnes to sufferm-humanity do donate tils lu
fallible cure.
He has provided thi "dreaded consumption"
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riiraaia, ana na on lire in dii uiivm "
auropeaa laoorauirits, uiuunauvn o , " ' :
leatlnioalahi or gratitude" from those beneMted
and cured. In all part f the world.
Catarrhal and pulmonary sruuble lead to win.
sumption, and consumption, unlnterruptnd.
in m in speedy and certain death. Don't delay
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M. G . tM Pine Htreel, New York. tlnif express
arm posiornca suuresn. nu im
will be promptly aunt. Please tell the Doctor
you Raw bin offer In the Pnsrr.
Alaska -Klondyke
Gold Minim Co.
Capital Stock, 500,000 Shares of
$10.00 each, fully paid and non-assessable,
of wlrifh 2o0,000 Shares
are now offered for suiiscnpuons at
SPECIAL NOTICE-
There are many persons who desire to no to
the goM fields ol Alaska the comlns season,
who hare nl enough ready money available
lo enable them to do so.
To all such, we would advice the desirability
of forming a local syndicate of threo or more
persons, and Jointly purchase 500 shares of our
stock, and select one of your number to go and
prospect and mine for Joint aceonnt.
With parties Storming such syndicate, this
Company will contract to send out one of their
number for each 800 shares of stock purchased
torn it at p tr, anl maintain suohtfparty there
for one year from the date of arrrival at the
gold fields, supplying him with food, tools, and
all things requisite to enable himjto prospect
for gold, and with help to develop and work all
good claims located by him the claims to be
located l l the name of the syndicate and the
Alaska-Klondyke Gold Mining Co., and to be
owned Jointly and equally, share and share
like
Writt forCircular Full Particulars.
James Rice, Ute Secretary State of Colorado ;
Wm. Shaw, capitalist, Chicago:
B. M. Titcomb, Vtoe President and General
Manager Bastmaa Fruit Dispatch Co. J
K.C. Fash, member Maritime Enhance, New
York;
tleo. W. Morgan, Circle City, Alaska;
John B. I-owlher.lNew York s
Oeorge T- Durfee Pall Rider, Mass.
ADVlseiBT BOARD
Hon. L. H. Wakefield, Associate Justice, First
District Court. Bouih Framinghom, Moss.
Hon. O. Q. Richmond, late President Court of
Appeal, Denver, Col. ;
8. O. Vpdegran, late Treasurer J.ycomlng Coun
ty, Wllllamsport, Penn.
Samuel M. Bryan, President Chesopsake and
Potoinne Telephone Co., WaslilnRton. D. C ;
Dr. R. C. Fisher, 1,121 Michigan Ave., Cliloaffo
III. I
Col. P. A. Huffman, Detroit, Mlcb. ;
M. O. B. Swift, Attomey-at-Law, Fall Kivor,
Mass. ,
Isaac W. Hcott, Doduty Collector, Cedar Itapldr,
Iowa.
Wm. F. McKnlght, Attonioy at Uw, (Irm d
Unplds, Mich.
The baslness of the Alnskn-Klondykc Gold
Mining Coniiftny will be to run a linrjof stosnv
era on the Yukon River, and between Seattle
and the different parts of Alaska, open supply
stores at the different camps, do a geneial
transportation, commercial and banking bu
iness, and, in addition, deal In Mining Claims,
and work the mines already owned and that
may hereafter he aoqulred by the Company.
The Company controls the following
properties:
Eight Cold Placer Claims ngirregHtlng IfO
Acres in Extent, located on Forty Mile Creek
under Untied States mining laws. Development
has proved the pay streak lo be five feet thick
and has yielded-placer dirt that pans from $10
to 115 to the pan. Five Gold Placer Claims, ag
aregaling 100 Acres In extent, on Porcupine
River, tliat pans from 23 cents to $10 to a pau.
Ten Gold Placer Claims, aggregating MO acres
on the Tanna River, panning from 110 to "0 a
yard.
A fine gold quarts lode In Alaska, which as
says from $13 to IVJO per ton. The lode show
an enormous outcrop of free milling ore, vein
at surface being 12 feet thick : on this property
have made 12 locations of 1300 feel by U00 feet,
equaling 120 acres. We don't claim that it Is
the mother lode, but we do know It is without
an equal for prospective vulues.
The estimates and statement above are of
necessity based upon information obtained
from our Superintendent, and are believed and
accepted by the company.
This company having acquired extensive
holdings of rich placer and gold quarts proper
ties, caimlile of earning large dividends on its
stock-, offers to investors advantages that in
suielargo and profitable returns.
Mr. George W. Morgan, our Superintendent,
has been on the Yukon for the pa-it yer work
ing In the interest of this company. Therefore,
we are: not asking any one to contribute to a
project unplanned, but to one thoroughly ma
tured. This company, with Its able aids, ex
tensive knowledge, and great resources, is cer
tain to become nno of the rioilest companies op
erating la Alaska.
Our President takes pleasure In referring you
to the following list of references :
Jnmcs E. Dewey, Mills & Co., llslikers, Dulroll,
Mich.! srr:
fouls C, Tctard, Cominl-Jsloncr World's Hair
from Mexico, "The Uimkery," CiiKMgn, III
isenntor II. M. Toller, of Colorado ;
John Minfroth, Representative to Congress,
Colorado j
J. M. Bell, Representative to Congress, Colorado;
C. C. Clement, Washington Triut Co. llulldlnir,
Waililinrtou, 1. C. ;
Joseph C. Holm, cx-C'lilef Justice of Colorado;
llinrlcs 1). Hnyt, Chief .TuiHeo of Colorado i
C. B. Maugham, 21'J Tlmes-HcraM, Chicago, III.;
Maurice Joyce, Kleetro l'leture, Stur liuildiii);,
Washington, 1). ('. i
Capt. J. J. iAinlicrt, Owner and l-Mltor Cliluf
laln, 1'ui-Iilo, Col.; ,
S. L. Hlllcginan, Tax Agent N. P. It. It. 8t., I
I-onis, Wo. j , . I
Ft. K. Gowan, 1'rcxel Co., l'lilluilelphla.
Tho full-jmid fitockis nowoiVt'r.Kl
:it Tkx Dou.AKs pir sliair. Send
vour orders to tin;
AlasMl3:i-?Jc troiil HiiiiDj Co.,
No. 83 Rroadwsy, H'.it York.
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Tha ttxt la I
Samuel xlr, 4t, 1 did but taata a lit
tit honey with tha and of tha rod that
waa In my hand, and lo, I must die."
Tha honeybaa la a moat lngtntoua
architect, a Christopher Wren among
Insects, geometer drawing hexagona
and penUgona, freebooter robbing
the fields of pollen and aroma, won
drous creature of God whose biogra
phy, written by Huber and Swammer
dam, la an enchantment for any lover
of nature. Virgil celebrated the bee
In his fable of Arlstaeui, and Moaea
and Samuel and David and Solomon
and Jeremiah and .Exeklel and St
John used the delicacies of bee manu
facture aa a Bible aymbol. A miracle
of formation la tha bee. Five eyes,
two tongues, the outer having a
heath of protection, hairs on all aides
of its tiny body to brush up the par
ticles of flowers, its flight so straight
that all the world knows of the bee
line. The honeycomb is a palace
such as no one but God could plan
and the honeybee construct; ita cells
sometimes a dormitory and sometimes
a storehouse and sometimes a ceme
tery. These winged tollers first make
eight strips .of wax and by their an
tennae, which are to them hammer
and chisel and square and plumb line,
fashion them for use. Two and two
these workers shape the wall. If an
accident happens, they put up but
tresses of extra beams to remedy the
damage.
Do you know that the swarming of
the bees Is divinely directed? The
mother bee starts for - a new home,
and because of this the other bees of
the hive get into an excitement which
ralaea the heat of the hive some four
degrees, and they must die unless they
leave their heated apartments, and
they follow the mother bite and alight
on the branch of a tree, and cling to
each other and hold on until a com
mittee of two or three bees has ex
plored the region and found the hol
low of a tree or rock. not tar bit from
a stream of water, and they her set
np a new-colony and ply their aromat
ic Industries and glre themselves to
the manufacture of tha saccharine ed
ible. Bnt who can tell the chemistry
of that mixture of sweetness, part of
it the Tery life of tha bee and part of
it the Ufa of tha fields?
Plenty of this luscioua product waa
hanging in tha woods of Bethaven
during the time of Saul and Jonathan.
Their army waa in pursuit of an ene
my that by God's command moat be
exterminated. Tha soldiery were pos
itively forbidden to stop to eat any
thing until tha work waa done. It
they disobeyed they were accursed.
Coming through the woods they found
a place where the bees had been busy
great honey manufactory. Honey
gathered in the hollow of the trees
until it had overflowed upon the
ground In great profusion of sweet
ness. All the army obeyed orders
and touched it not save Jonathan,
and he, not knowing the military or
der about abstinence,- dipped tha end
of a atlck ha had in hia band into the
candled liquid, and as yellow and
tempting it glowed on the end of the
stick he put it to his mouth and ate
the honey. Judgment fell upon him
and but for special intervention he
would have been slain. In my text
Jonathan announces his awful mis
take, "I did but taste a little honey
with the end of tha rod that was In
my hand, and, lo, I must die." Alas,
what multitudes of people In all ages
have been damaged by forbidden hon
ey, by which I mean temptation, de
licious and attractive, but damaging
and destructive!
Corrupt literature, fascinating but
deathful, comes In this category.
Where one good honest, healthful book
Is read now there Is a hundred
made up of rhetorical trash consumed
with avidity. When the boys on the
cars come through with a pile of pub
lications, look over the titles and no
tice that nine out of ten of the books'
are Injurious. All the way from here
to Chicago or New Orleans notice that
objectionable books dominate. Taste
for pure literature la poisoned by this
scum of the publishing house. Every
book In which sin triumphs over vir
tue, or in which a glamor Is thrown
over dissipation, or which leaves you
at its last line T"lth less respect for
the marriage Institution and less ab
horence for the paramour Is a de
pression of your own moral charac
ter. The bookblndery may be attrac
tive, and the plot dramatic and start
ling, and tho style of writing sweet as
tho honey that Jonathan took up with
his rod, but your bcBt Interests forbid
It your moral safety forbids It,
your Cod forbids. It, and one
tuate of It may lead to such
bud results that you may have to say i
at the close of the experiment or at I
the close of a mlslmproved lifetime, "I '
did but tasto a little honey with tho
rod that wna la my hand, and, lo, I
must die." i
I.lfo is so short and your time for !
improvement so abbreviated that, you (
cannot afford to fill up with husk and '
cinders and debrlB. In the .interstices
of biiHlnesa that young man Is rtmllns ;
that which will prepare him to bo a'
merchant prince, and that younc wo
man is filling her mind with uu Intel- j
ligonce that will yet either multe her
the chief attraction of a good luai.'s
home or give -Lor an lndcpeutknoo of1
character that wfU qualify her to
build her own home and maintain It
la a happiness that requires ao aug
meatatloa from any of our rougher
sex. .Tfcat young man or young wo
man can, by the right literary and
moral Improvement of the spare tea
minute her or there every day, rise
head and shoulders in prosperity and
character and influence above the
lounger who read nothing, or read
that which bedwarfs. See all the for
ests or good American literature drip
ping with honey. Why pick up the
honeycombs that have in them t'..
fiery bees which will sting you w:ih
an eternal poison while you taste U?
On book may for you or me decldo
everything for this world and tho
next It waa a turning point with me
when In a bookstore In Syracuse oaa
day I picked up a book called "Ths
Beautlea of Ruakln." It waa only a
book of extracts, but It waa all pure
honey, and I was not satisfied until I
purchased all his works, at that time
expensive beyond an easy capacity to
own them, and with what delight I
went through reading hla "Seven
Lamps of Architecture" and his
"Stones of Venice" It is impossible for
me to describe except by saying that
It gave me a rapture for good boo!:)
and an everlasting disgust for Jpi".q
it or Immoral books that will last
while my life lasts. All around iha
church and the world to-day there m-
busy hives of Intelligence occupied by
authors and authoresses from wh.so
pens drip a distillation which is ths
very nectar of heaven, and why will
you thrust your rod of lnqulsitlvcnc;?
Into the deathful saccharine of perdi
tion. Stimulating liquids also come into
the category of temptation delicto is.
but deathful. You say, "I cannot bli
the taste of intoxicating liquor, ar.J
how any man can like It la to me an
amazement" Well, then, it Is no
credit to you that you do not take It.
Do not brag about your total absti
nence, because It Is not from any
principle that you reject alcoholism,
but for the reason that you reject ooi
tain styles of food you simply don't
like the taste of them. But miilll
tudea of people have a natural fond
ness for all klnda of intoxicants. They
like it so much that it makes them
smack their Up to look at It They
are dyspeptic, and they like to aid di
gestion; or they are annoyed by In
somnia, and they take It to produce
aleep; or they ar troubled, and they
take It to make them oblivious; or
they feel happy, and they muat cele
brate their hilarity. They begin with
mint Julep sucked through two straws
on the Long Branch plassa and end In
the ditch, taking from a Jug a liquid
half kerosene and half whisky. They
not only like it. hut it is an all con
suming passion of the body, mind and
soul, and after awhile have it they
will, though one wineglass of it should
coat the temporal and eternal destruc
tion of themselves and all their fam
ilies and the whole human race. This
Infatuation of strong drink Is so
mighty in many a man that, though
his fortunes are crashing, and his
health Is crashing, and his domestic
Interests are crashing, and we hand
him a long scroll containing the
names of perils that await him, he
goes straight on to physical and men
tal and moral assassination. In pro
portion as any style of alcoholism Is
pleasant to your taste and stimulating
to your nerves and for a time delight
ful to all your physical and mental
constitution Is the peril awful. Re
member Jonathan and the forbidden
honey In the woods at Bethaven.
Furthermore, the gamester's indul
gence must be put In the Hat of temp
tations delicious but destructive. You
who have crossed the ocean many
times have noticed that always one of
the best rooms has, from morning un
til late at night, been given up to
gambling practices. I beard of men
who went on board with enough mon
ey for a European excursion who
landed without money to get their
baggage up to the hotel or railroad
station. To many there is a complete
fascination In games of hazard or the
risking of money on possibilities. It
seems as natural for them to bet as
to eat. Indeed the hunger for food
is often overpowered by the hunger
for wagers. It Is absurd for those of
us who have never felt the fascination
of the wager to speak slightingly of
the temptation. It has slain a multi
tude of Intellectual and moral giants,
men and women stronger than you
tr I. Down under its power went
glorious Oliver Goldsmith, and Gib
bon, the famous historian, and Charles
Fox, the renowned statesman, and
lu olden times Senators of the United
States, who used to be as regularly at
the gambling house all night as they
were In the halls of legislation by
day. Oh, the tragedies of the faro
table! I know persons who began
with a slight stake In a Indies' parlor
and ended with the suicide's pintol at
Monte Carlo. They played with the
square pieces of bone with black
marks on them, not knowing that i a-
tnu was playing for their bonus lit tliu j
same time, and was sure to sweep all
the stakes off on his side of tho ta
ble. State legislatures have n:t!n and !
again sanctioned tho mighty evil by
pusslng laws lu dofense of rare tracks, i
and many young men have lo: t r.ll
tholr wages at such so called "meet-
lngs." Every man who voted for
such Infamous bills has on his hautls j
and forehead the blood of these souls, j
But In this connection bouio young
converts say to me: "Is it rteht to
play cards? Ia thoro nny harm in a
game of whist or euchre?" Well, I
know good men who play whiat niul
euchre and other stylea of games with
out any wagers. I had a friend who
played cards with his wife and cull-
dra aad thest a ta doe said.
"Com, bow, let ns have prayer.' I
will not Judg other men's conscience.
nt I tell yon that cards ar ia my
mind ao associated .with the temporal
and spiritual rula of splendid young
men that I would aa soon say to my
family. "Come, let us have a game
of cards," aa I would go Into a men
ageri and aay, "Come, let ua have a
game of rattlesnakes." or into a cem
etery and sitting down by a marble
Blab say to ths graTe&ggors, "Came,
let us have a gam at akulla."
Stock gambling cornea Into the same
catalogue. It must be very exhilar
ating to go t the stock market and de
positing small sum of money run the
chance of taking out a fortune. Many
men are doing an honest and safe bus
iness in the stock market and you are
an Ignoramus If you do not know that
it la Juat as legitimate to deal In stocks
aa it is to deal In coffee or sugar or
flour. But nearly all the outsiders
who go there on a financial excuVslon
lose all. The old spiders eat up the
unsuspecting files. I had a friend who
put hia hand on his hip pocket and
said in substance, "I have there the
value of 1250,000." His borne Is to
day penniless. What was the matter?
Stock gambling. Of the vast majority
who are victimized you hear not a
word. One great stock firm goes
down and whole columns of newspa
pers discuss their fraud or their dis
aster, and we are presented with their
features and their biography. But
where one such famous firm sinks 500
unknown men sink with Jthem. The
great steamer goes down and all the
little boats are swallowed In the same
engulfment.
Gambling la gambling, whether In
stocks or breadstuffs or dice or race
horse betting. Exhilaration at the
start, but a raving brain and a shat
tered nervous system and a sacrificed
property and a destroyed soul at the
last. Young men, buy no lottery tick
ets, purchase no prize packages, bet
on no baseball games or yacht racing,
have no faith In luck, answer no mys
terious circulars proposing great In
come for small Investment, drive
away the buzzards that hover around
our hotels trying to entrap strangers.
Go out and make an honest living.
Have God on your side and be a can
didate for heaven. Remember all the
paths of sin are banked with flowers
at the start, and there ar plenty of
helpful hands to fetch the gsy charger
to your door and hold tat stirrup
while you mount -. But farther on the
horses plunges to th bit In a slough
Inextricable.
The best honey I as . Uk that
which Jonathan took on the end of
the rod and brought to his Hps, but
that which God put on the banquet
ing table of mercy, at which we are
all Invited to alt. I was reading of a
boy among the mountains of Switzer
land ascending a dangerous place with
his 'father and th guides. The boy
stopped on the edge of the cliff and
said, "There Is a flower I mean to"
get" "Come away from there," said
the father. "You will fall off." "No."
said he. "I must get that beautiful
flower." And the guides rushed to
ward him to pull him back when, Just
as they heard him aay, "I almost have
it," he fell 2,000 feet. Birds of prey
were seen a few days after circling
through the air and lowering gradu
ally to the place where the corpse lay.
Why seek flowers off the edge of a
precipice when you can walk knee
deep amid the full blooms pf the par
adise of God? When a man may sit
at the king's banquet, why will he go
down the steps and contend for the re
fuse and bones of a hound's kennel?
"Sweeter than honey and th honey
comb," says David, ia tk trxth of
God. "With honey Jt of th rock
would I have satisfied thee," says God
to the recreant Hf t honey gath
ered from the blossoms f trees of life.
and with a rod aasais) Mt wf th wood
of the cross I dip It up for all your
souls.
The poet Heslod tells of an ambro
sia and a nectar the drinking of which
would make men live forever, and one
sip of the honey from the eternal rock
will give you eternal life with God.
Come off tho malarial levels of a sin
ful life. Come aad llv on th up
lands of grace, where the vineyards
sun themselves. "Ob, test and see
that the Lord is gracious!" Be happy
now and happy forever. For those
who take a different rrars &h tuta- !
ey will turn to gall. For many things 1
I have admired Percy Shelly, the great j
English poet, but I deplore the fact '
that It seemed a great sweetness to j
him to dishonor God. The poem '
"Queen Mab" has in It the maligning :
VI iuo u.,. oucmqr s iiupiou.
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cuuuu ku oaa iui ibuiliauu Jim a DUi-
rey chapel that he might denounce
tho Christian religion. ' He was in
great gtee against God and the truth.
But he visited Italy, and one day on
the Mediterranean with two frleudd In
a boat which was 24 feet long he was
i.c;nl!iK toward shore when an hour's
squall struck ihe water. A geii'.'nmui
stTr.dtni? on shore through a ';; snw
many boats tossi-d in this .sqii:;!!, but
all outrode the sto:-m exec pi ohi lit
which Shelley and his two.
friends j
were sailing. That never c:u:v3 ashore,
but the bodies of two of tho occi:iianU
ivors s-iikIiwI nn nn th lw-ii-h v,,. nf
ihem the poet. A fur.crul pyre waa . la,,ci w'k may be compelled to sup
built on the seashore by sumo classic-! I'orl h''r husband. This ileeision was
friends, and tho two bodies were eon- I rendered in the case of nn agt"l auilin
sr. Died, l'oor Shelley! Ho would have ' firm spouse who was deserted by his
no (iod whilo he lived, and I fear had
no God when ha died. "The Lord (
knowetU the way of the righteous, but
the way of tho ungodly tsh;il! perish."
Lie ware of tho forbidden h-.n:cy!
When we cannot do ns we wor.e.1 It
will smooth the jolts to be willing to
do as we should.
V TrtasBSda Is arcy.
On of the moat wonderful arfioal
operations know to aclenc has Dta
perfermed upon As Francisco man.
It constats la the colling of IS yards of
stiver wire about the slse of a hypodct
ale needle within the aorta, the great
artery leading direct from the heart
Tbxee or four months ago, from th re
un of ao injury, there arose very grave
danger of a runture of the aorta. -Weh.
of course, meant death. The phy.icUui
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iHirrcivre ovum mm wire wuoin a a IS-
tended portion of the great artery, in
order to partly (ill it and form a clot
thai would, it was hoped, contract the
channel to ita uortnal 'size. Having
been in place for this length of time,
the physicians entertain strong hopes
that the desired result will be secured.
When the peculiar construction and
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iuikuuui vi iiic nuiin are laacn imo j
consideration, it will be seen that this i
experiment was one of Uae boTdest
strokes in medical history. If it proves
a complete success a most signal tri
umph in the treatment of arterial
troubles has been uchievcd.
William float ty, a farmer near Scioto-
vilie.O.. while sp!ittiii)iup a tree which
he had felled on his farm, found in the
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lieort of tlac trunk n buckskin bag eon-
taming a letter, discolored by age. The
writing had practically faded away,
only a word here and there being in-
..,n;:i.i t . .
tclhgtblc. The tree was evidently 150
years old, and It was thought that the
letter had been placed there a hundred
years ago. when the "Little Scioto"
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....... ,uv v...w .i.ci tu vuiiiiL-uiiie 1 Bntj treat
was' used by the traders, and passed nient. mailed
close to iHlhere I lie old tree stood. The free by Swift
hole In which the letter had been hid- j Specific Co.,
den had beeji completely covered by the t Atlanta' Ga-
new growth of the tree. It was un-
"bii r " P8t 0mCC,, '
An English prophet announces for
1808 the discavrrv nf tha tint-il, r.lo
opening of communication with Mars
war in Europe, a revolution in South
America, riots Ui London and the kid-
naping of the youoa- klnir of Snaln
That South Atnericau everjt is reasona
bly certain to happen, there are a few
men out after the north pole, war in
Europe seems to be an assured event
and as for catching on to Mars well,
our old globe has trouble enough of its
own and doesn't need to tack on any
war bonuet.
Senator Marum, of Oklahoma, recent
ly proposed to hla sweetheart by mail.
Uer answer was handed to bim while
be was engaged In an important law
suit as one of the attorneys. For three
days he carried the letter unopened in
his pocket for fear that It contained an
answer that would unnerve him and
tshus prevent him from properly contin
uing the case. Finally, when the lat
speech had been made and the case
went to the jury, be tore open the en
velope and found that it said: "Yes."
The Worcester Gazette takes exeep-
., , ... '
t.on to the remark of Mrs. Fields lib a t
Mrs. Harriet Ileeeber Stowe was beuuti-
ful. In Hartford, according to the Ca-
0
zetlo, Trof. Stowe once engaged a green
backman to meet his wife at the sta-'
tion. The driver eame back, reporting1 !
that no elderly lady was on the train,
nor any woman except "an old, ugly
Irish washerwoman." "Well, you go
back," said I'rof. Stowe, "and bring that
ugly woman that's my wife."
A Maine humorist announces his in
tention of appealing to the next legis
lature for the amendment of the game
laws limiting the number of guides or
fellow sportsmen who may be shot by
deer hunters to tiot exceeding three in
any one season by any one huuter. He
1 says tnis is an amendment greatly
necded fur the preservation of guides,
who are now threatened with extinc
tion. The mid-winter ardor of the Alaskan
gold sccLers would appear to be not en
tirely assuageO by the news of hard
ship aud famine there, as tCie steamer
Topeka has juat sailed from Tacoma
with 200 passengers, bound for that
country, who will probably arrive just
in time to avail thetruelv-s of the relief
supplies which the government is now
hurrying forward.
The house of Thomas Mansticld, six
miles southwest of Washington, Ind.,
caught tire one morning recently. The
roof was burning briskly when an
llv-ansville & Indianapolis passenger
, j happened
along. The engineer
stopped the train, and the passengers
and "trainmen carried water frum the
tender aud extinguished the Humes.
A revest, report tVom Kestuvky says
that two brothers !ivi::g near U.irtoiW
burg look so much alike that they can't
be told apart. One of tliem jou.oil the
I'.aptist church, and when about to be
Immersed found that lie had ! clothes
fcuitable, and gave his brother tea cents
to e baptized in his place.
supreme court c-f California has
"eculcil that miner certain circum-
vi :fe. The wife was ordered to pay the
husband ;":i a month., 1
It is reported that Geuvre Ford, cf
I.ouisvilie, Ky., "7 years o!J, ki been
married seven times, and the age of his
latent bride is IT, years. The figure 7
cretus to cut quite a figure iu Mr. Ford's
career.
Blood Poison.
Contagious Blood Poison has been ap
propriately called the curse of mankind.
It is the one disease that physicians can
not core; their mercurial and potash
remedies only bottle ap the noison in
the system, to sorely break forth in a
! mor Ti,ent ,0' ia a total
1 wreck of the system.
:. u, pr.nV R M.rfin .
jeweler at 936 Pcnsylvania Ave., Wash-
" - m-m - SB IVIUIUUk
lngton,D.C.,sayt:
I was for a long
time nnder treat
ment of two of
the best physi
cians of this city,
for a severe case
of blood poison,
1 . . , ...
K uui my couuiuon
grew worse all
the while, not-
withstanding the
iOfact that they
charged tue three
fY My mouth waa
I filled wltu eating sores; my tongue was
! almost eaten away, so that for three
1 months I was unable to taste any solid
oo1- My hair was coming out rapidly.
Bnd.1 horrible I 1 Wed
; various treatments, and was nearly dts-
cournged, when a friend recommended
, S.S.S. After ' had taken four bottles, I
' began to get better, and wbeu I had
! fiuiph,e(1 eighteen bottles, I was enrol
sound and well, my skin was without a
blemish, and I have had no return of
the disease. S.S.S.saved me from a life
1 ol misery." S.S.S. (guaranteed purely
vegetable) will cure any case of blood
ipoison. Books on thediseaae
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It Is a mistake to suppose tliat Ilia only wav
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liealtli has more tu du with good looks than
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dyspepsia, liver complaints, rheumatism, ner
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( as
t ' S ul
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ihenliore re-ulls In ."?0 dnys. It s- ti
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i l l. 1 1 11 ,n nusui tumr lust nisuhooil snd old
111 .nil rei-ovrr tli.-lr youthful Titor bv in.in.1
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.. .1 lus.r. r.ll. in .M snorv, WaMinir lJiKI Hea and
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1 .1; 1111 11 u . ne f.ir s-iiiiy. l.ii.m.-- or inarriaf e It
nulr cures hr starting st the seat ef disease, but
i k-rrni nrrvntonie ami blood builder. hri.i
! i-1 bars tho pink glow to pale cheek, a d ra
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r'orsaleat MlilUleburgh, bv W. 11. Sl'ANi.I.EH.
Klondike
Alasku: Why not
get your share of
the great fortunes
to be realism: from the wnmterlul illseoverlea
already ninile uinl to f c made In this N-' Kton-illke-Alaska
Kliloriulo? THE WASHING
TON lilU.l) FIK1.1LS KXPI.OKATION COM
PANY under Its character Is authorised to rrs
peet fur at'd ncipiire Mining t'luluis and l'n)
erties ill tile wonderful gold fluids of Kloi.dlks
and .Mi . kit. Immense fi rtuues have ulmidy
been millid mid mllllniK lucre Mill le made
there. Will v. .u allow this nt.lden oporl unity
to ias you by? A few ilollurs Invented 10
in this undertaking may Lo the roui.datiou to
your fort uue. The rii.U to t;ic o!:drr an 1 Dec-cs.-itiites
illilneiliule uc'iotl. The (Irst in the
Held the llrt In fortune. No si.ch o.u.rtiltiity
lias ever b.'eii piesciiied t.i the eoi e of Hie
present gcOcrulh'it a. i. tlT.rt.l in the Ivtoii
dike Alaska liold Hel ls. AM hare'ioldcvs
get their tall iroHirti"ii ' f al I proiit.. No diii
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?-cnil your older. cm-!i.iii One Ilollar C r eu h
-hare of fully -u;d.iip ami iio!i-u.se.s;ili'e tiK-k
desired to the WASHINGTON ,l!i.ll MM US
KXri.l'U ATMN fl.V.l'VNY. 'I 1, Wa-li
iiikt
The follow nr; Ta.-oeia i.alei . i ti .-ipj.l i- . for
tho Klondike and Al.i-.ka tra te are !tH-U!n!d-e--.
in the 1 oilman and w ill inf. rio you r" ard
itig th" relialiiliiy of i;. oill,-er: Mon'y t
f itlnn, liroeerie-: A. F. lio..k.i. llirnc-i l i ;
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