liO Years Old , wnrily out' wh'n 1 co.m ?rBim.Hl."rS. I You.. of bUaVlVr iul dl tneyi.. and have rad- .iicroo worse ami -m-i u ""J " th.t iMiMlnnnrluwib nature's effort :r;Kio in "T muscl.and Joint. and tiered Intensely, u i" IMn Ml m well as 1 do h,rt IUv improved Umlr inc in U- the use OR. DAVID KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY Ibout a week ! K?" J"'" f Sr .ml to day he Mhl: -Th.t ta .treat '" i Liih alivrdf ." mid ha jref ' A SUMMER SAIL in ladies' shoe is a nlcasan voyage afoot, For tlio pleas urc it gives, there's no sai liko our pale, r owds are moving it, and securing the iirettiet, coolest and best lit tins: Summer shoes now man ufadurctl, at prices whicl buyeis find it a "pleasure to nay. For house or street wear, pleasure or cvcry-dav practical purposes, walking, riding, or driving, we supply tie ideal shoes demanded by fashion and the dictates of individual taste! Ladies, whoever claims yoar hands, by all means surrender your feet to tucso shoes. ' G. H. GIBSON, SosbarY aluaticeof the Peace AND CON VE) Y ANOEJR M. Z. STEININGER. Middlcburgh. Pa. J as. o. CROUSE, ATTORN KT AT LAW. MlDDLKUUHQ. PA. All business entrusted to his care win reoelve prompt attention. D U. A. C. Si'ANULEK, DENTIST. Gas Administered. Crown and Rrldftework, Eto, Ome one door north o( Wels' btore. leiiUKfc'rove. l'n. iL Tv Pottiesei', veterinary surgeon. StLINSGROVE. "A. All professional business entrusted to ray care m to'ih prompt and carctul attention. Una Way to b Happy JihhJ iflmr! to MUna tn 11,8 comforts of your m i "'H'1' P"'P're yourself and chII lit once "ftiim. PHrifiurwb , ........ m . . t ul i the Kreai uenuaS Hooiedy 'r,V.,,la,J,ly,o!r0VBtl"" ve a urf ( lire fur i'niuf)i ri.Ma . ..i. j, 'Ion and n rti"Z'' V r:""'"' ??"if- TO CONSUMPTIVES. Ihraiih iT.. . .T " ""'"in wen rnHinrea to Q v!2L l!,,auVu,r sunerliitf for wv. talrrail diN.i " "--iiou, UIK1 lliul K,'; i?,,1"!1'11!'" suffHrers the m.-nnn Krv. KUWARli a. uumu r, HnviLrlvn Vn iU pIMillebiirfir.iiiirkct Correoted weekly by our merchants. tWt M 10 18 10 8 0 8 ittedoherrlea spitted " . Siatikl e-'loi AM yuiuuu furkev. ltl'"........ Jlioulder..' lain M Wheat (ye f'rD , )atn f il.i ' . J y t 7 -II Uarl It- . 1'ifuH Z.r"u "" I"uv lilusatuif. win ...10 .77 .W .88 , SO .(15 .70 .85 telC' hop K " n"Uer bbl.."!!' AN AWFUL OBJECT LESSON. Dal It railt t nT RTMtly the KflVel The storooptlcon has become an Im portant fnctor In political campaign work. Pictorial argnmrnts appeal to an andienee with a force and effcotiTcticss whioh can bo secured in no other way. Dot wise discretion innst be exercised in making illustrations wbioh are easily understood and capable of only one in terpretation. A Prohibition campaign orator the other night undertook to show by itcro oprioon Tiew the terrible effects of whisky upon the human system. Ho throw upon the screen a large disk filled with wriggling monsters and remarked: "Here yon see a magnified drop of water ordinary drinking water. You will observe that it is teeming with life, I shall now add a littlo alcohol to the drop of water, and you will observe how it affocta animal lifo even in the lowest forms of existence. This will aid ns to understand its effects upon the higher animals and man himself." Whereupon the alcohol was intro duced into the experiment, and the squirming animalculua oeasod wrig gle and tumbled to the bottom of the disk, dead. Before the orator could make any application of his illustration an old man standing on the curb in quired: "Say, niiator, was that a drop of wa terjust sueh water as we drink every day?" "Yes, sir," replied tho illustrator. "Chuck full of snakes and things?" "As you saw a moment ugo; yes," "And whisky knocked 'cm all out stiff and cold?" "Precisely. Alcohol is terribly do strnctivo to animal lifo." "Well." remarked the old mnn, with an emphatic snap, "I never havo used tho stuff, bnt if that's the way it works I'm never Kiiig to drink any more wa ter without uilding a littln vhinky to it first to makn it fit to drink. " Chicago Tluicg-Uerald. J nut Kiwplng Cmm. Stories of noted gumblcrs wero In or der, when tho following was told of tho late Charley Perkins : Charley was play ing seven np with a friend who knew him very well, and Charley was not playing tho squarest guuio in tho world. His friend remonstrated with him some thing as follows: "Look here, Charley, you know you can bout me playing this guino 'shoos to plates, and I don't miud your win niug my money on the square, but you can win it fast enough without ohtut ing." "I oouldn't cheat you. I don't know how. I wouldn't if I could, and I couldn't if I would." Spades were trumps, and Perkins was the dealer, when his friend, roach ing across the table suddenly, grahbod nis right hand and, turning it over, ex posed , the aoe and donee of spades, which he waa holding out in bit cupa oious palm. "There I What do you call that if von 're not cheating, Charley?" "Did yon think I was trying to ohont you?" "It looks like you wero, doesn't it?' "Well, now I begin to believe that you don t know much about this game. I thought you knew seven up pretty well, but now yoo don't seem to know enough to pound sand." "Well, I know when I see a mun holding ont, any way." "I wasn't holding out, you d annul fool. I was koepiug gamo. Don't you soe? You're two, and I'm ouo." Now Orloaus Times-Democrat. Kot Alone. "I never saw any ono morn skillful nt driving a horse singlo handed than Willy Nilly," said the auburn haired girl. "Singlo hnndod and alone," said tho brown eyed girl, who has a mild mania for stork phrase "Of course not, idiot Why should ho want to drive single handed when he was alono?" Cincinnati Enquirer. WWN Mill l p. "Great sensation in that big depart ment store." "What was it?" "An elephant foil out of tho zoo de partment through soveu skylights and ruinod the ice in the basement skating rink department "Chicago Record. Th Feminine View. Nell Did you on joy tho performance last night? Belle No, it waa stupid. Nearly ev ery woman in the house took her hat off. and there was nothing to look ut but tho play. Philadelphia liocord. Tho Ntwwt Variety of Crane Widower. Pry man Did I understand you to say that Dumley was a widower? Wyiuan A grass widower. His wife's got a bicycle. Richmond Dis patch. A Cortl of Mimic. "Tommy, do you know whut a string instrument is?" "Yessam. A hand organ with a mou- koy tied to it " Roxbury Gazette. Uelp Wauted. Inebriated Yachtsman in to bath tub) Wh hid Lend a bawl, t VhoUy, an hie heln ma bala her out. i?h s THE ROMANCE OF CHOLLY. Vtaw H j i i Om lMf It Came to a Strange, Sm4 Ka Ing. Cholly Addlepato hod been in love with Chiora Pironetti, the inusio hall queen, for two weeks. Ho had sent her flowers, diamonds, lover's boles and the rest, and at last camo the happy hour when she reoeived him in her luxurious Harlem fiat As he beheld her in her pink evening dress she looked even more girlish and lovely than on the stage, and before half hour had passed Cholly waa pour ing out bis love with an eloquence that surprised even himself. "I weally ah lovo you by Jove, I dot" he cried. "I've got lota of cash, and my family's all right The guv' Ber'a a banker, you know, and my mother was a Hoffenstein, and" "What!" exclaimed Ohiara, trem bling with excitement. "A Hoffenstein I Her Christian name? Toll mo. Quick I Quick I" "Her name was Caroline," replied Cholly, greatly surprised. "Carollue Hoffenstoinl" sbrioked Chiara, now as pale as death. "Caro line Hoffenstein your mother! Let me look at you." She scanned the young msn's foatures for a full minuto without saying a word. Then, with a cry of supreme Joy, she threw her arms around his neck and drew him to her breast. "My dear, dear Charles," she said. "I cannot be mistaken. You have her 1 you spoke of her I know, alas, sho has gone from this world, Int I have you, Charlie, anyhow, haven't I, dear?" "Seems so," said tho bewildered Cholly, "but" "Oh, you do not understand, of oourso," interrupted Chiara. "I was so overjoyed at discovering who you are that I took you to my heart before ex plaining that Caroline Hoffenstein was my daughter, tho child that wn taken away from mo when I was divorced from your grandfather. I never heard her name again till yon mentioned it tonight. I missed her dreadfully for years, but now you will make up for her lo, won't you, dear boy? Yon will lovu your grandmother jiut a littlo? Snv you will, dear." Cut Cholly had swooned awny. New York Evening Journal. Co Id n't Itellev It. "I think your daughter intend to elope. " The old man looked at the neighbor who wns always interfering in matters that did not concern him and shook bis head. "I can hardly believe it," ho said. "I have every reason to believe" "But that won't do," interrupted the old man. "You forget that this is a se rious mattor that ought not to be allow ed to rest upou hearsay evidence. When one man comes to another and tells him thut his daughter is about to forsake tho parental roof uudor cover of tho night, ho should be absolutely suro of what he says. Have you incontroverti ble evidence that what you say is true?" "Well, no, I can't say that I have," replied the officious uoighlior, beginning to feel that perhaps ho had gone too far. "Just ns I feured," returned the old man. "This is the third time I've had my hopes needlessly raised by reports of this sort, and it is growing monoto nous." Chicago Post No Iju-Ic of Haw Material. "Pawther," said Dickey, seizing tho guinea hen firmly by tho bill uud hold ing her head down on tho block, "what a tho reason I'vo always got to do this when yuu cut otf a guinea's head?" "IiecaiiHO ii fowl of thin kind always humps her neck up so it s liard to get ut it with the hatehel." "But suppose you niad a miHliekand chopjxid off a lot of my fingers?" Mr. McCorkle, father of 14 children, mostly boys, looked fixedly at his young est "In that case, Dickey," ho said, "1 should simply call another boy and try it nguiu. Chicngo Tribuno. Makin; m faymant. Pennlman Do I owe you anything, sir? Stocks Yes, sir. Yon owo mo $10 and an apology for not having paid it before. Pennlman Ah, well, in theso times a man has to be cautious in making payments, so 1 11 just pay you the apol ogy and lot the rest stand. Boston Courier. Current Affuir. "Docs your wifo tuko any interest ia current politics?" asked tho earnest woman. "Now," replied Mr. Sodfarm, "sho dun't. But if it's currant jull er cur- runt pio, why, I allow sho could tell yon mora things about 'em 'n ever you drenip of." Cincinnati Unquirer. What Impreued Her. "IIo says thut ho loves me more than his lifo and that ho can't livo without me," "Oh, all young men say that" "Hut they don't say it to mo." Truth. . A I'lirase IMrlorlally Presented. On View ef Henvei I doan' like rr mun." said TTneie Eben, "dat seems ter git his chief re ligious comfort by regyahdi-.i heaven e er place dat 'is enemies In gwlnter wantir git Inter an can't." Washing ton Star. She rtld. Caller (looking at pictures) Does your mamma paint? Littlo Son Yes, but she's flnlshod thut an is pnttiu on the powder now. She'll be down in a minute. Tit-Bits, lie State What II Know. Sunday School Teacher Can you tell mo the story of the prodigal son? Street Arab (recently gathered in) He wus de bloke what blew in all his dust an den went home an laid down on do old man. Boston Courier. nu Unit. "Oh, why do thoy all spurn my suit?" he murmured sadly. Then ho tried another pawnshop. Up to Data. Consumption Out-door life and Scott's Emulsion of Cod-livcrOil with Hypophosphitci have cured thousands of cases of consump tion in the early stapes. They cure old, advanced cases too; but not so many, nor so prompt ly. "When a case is so far ad vanced that a cure cannot te made, even then SCOTT'S EMULSION checks the rapid ity of the disease, relieves th pains m the chest, reduces the 1 infill iVVUI. 4UU U14K.CS ll.C j cough easier. In these cases it f cc.T.forts and prolongs life. t-L . ... r i'ou t experiment with cures that destroy the digestion, rin ycur faith to the ons remedy which has bien TlIE STAN dard foR Over 20 Years. Bouk about it Utt lot the asking. I or ult by all dniRi.its at 50c. and $1.00. SCOTT Ac BOWM-, New York. SELINSGKOVE MARBLE-YARD) M. L. MILLER, - - Prop'r I keep coiiHtitiitly on litiid UU'I iiiiiii utMctiire to onl'T nil kinds (if Marble and Granite Mannments Ai Headstones ! Old St:coa Cleaned and Impaired. LOW PRICKS ! LOW PRICK8!! I have iiiik of tile hent Mnrlile l'l.t tern In tile State mul einiheiiieiit I y turn not iciioiI work. fn"l 'oine mi. I nee my w ork t' irleen. Tli'inli fnl for past favors I most re tf ut! v nek h continuance of name, Mi L. MILLER From Nlrr lit Mnn. Ah I'.iMillv Vrillrlni' IImi'iiIi's 1'ei. rv Klniffnr Hie NerwH iMiMieH irinn Hire in sua hi a li'iriicv. If. vmi Iiiim Kulniy. I. lurer tl -1 ilKeiili r ln II.. I li ln, I. Hi lift il free H llliple i:irklli;e of llllH rciniMiy in unci', it you nnve iiiciiirrnii..ii, con lli.ill.ili. Ili.lil.i. In', laii'llllllllMll. eli'., I Ms ennui p..i lili' will i iir" mi. k. k. Ilmvell, Mc ciiire. Ch.,. I. W. Ihvkit. Klelitleiil W. II. Hit mini, Tnivli die nml II. II. Walters. I'eiuiN I Tci'fc, the leinlllik' ilrilK'N'H, hmii nifelilK. nml .ire illxlrlliiitlnv munli'M free lo the tiflllrlcl. I.urit'c );irkiik'''N U)c unil iri. A. B. lor Steam and Hut Water Fitting. AIko ilenler in Boilers. Knulues. Sliiiftlni; Pulleys, Hungers anil Leath er Belting. REPAIRING of Knurlnes. Boilers and Mill work. I'lilllllieH CHII lie hlilitilleil Vltll lilllll I'ubs, I'liie and Pipe 1'ittiiiLTH. 1 uive us reference coiierriiing my ineeliiiiii etil hklll, Prick iV Co. of W aynchlioro, Pa. anil Lehannii 51'f'g. Co. both com panies of high standing. In order to avoid accidents All Boilers tdiould be tested under the hydraulic test ut least once a year. Avoid danger nml cull upon mo to make the test, A. II. WOLQEMUTIF. SclicPiirovc, :- Pa. Cancer I Oatcer I Ciini er cuhmI on the I remit, lieud, luco, Up Uuuil oruiiywhuru ou tho external surface of the tiixly (In oltflit duys) without tho losu of a drop of UIixhI. No ki.l fe used. Terms very roa wiimlile. Cull at my ulllce orudilrpss D.If. UO I'IIICOCK. h. I).. No IkTlIu, l a. r. H. Kindly sslcyour drOKiflst or merchant wbi-ilier ho keep Dr. P. It. Koturock's remo- dlns vh! i Two-day rough Cure, Kheumallo Mnl uinnt, UlM;trli:NHiiruli;lB cure, Liver rills, llud oche rowders, Vt'iretulilo Oondltlun4'P'dir fpr all domcBtlo animals, Ess. l'oppormlnt. Ooliloa Tlncluro. I'erfeclo Vunllla, Lauduuuin, l'urv irmlo nud Castor oil. II nut, lull hloi to order thetu at once as thoy are sold and used every whore. 1). K. UOTUKOCK. M. U., I'byslcluo and f LJ Remember no Ilea W0L6EMUTH Ill fllrt till ..I til l,.rf l l.rwv.-l STOTES ;:;'..', lr;::,;v:4;""""" HEATERS AtfUuor Spouting, Roofim and Tim are at the I.OWK8T PRICES and of tb llKSTTiv i-.i ...... - . M. L. SHANNON 3VIiddlburg. Pa. H 7 f Vi'fi.. It ' j 1,1 Merchant Tailor New Store, KewGoofls Jew Piices at Verdilla. Snyder Cd0, Pa ctx.'iminia - Ffv iiinntlis in tin incn-iititili' lnisimss Iims jhkvi n I.i vmihI i!.,iil,t that Inni't iltaline;, siikiII jirulits :unl ciivli lnisiiicv is ,v (;ir tin- ImsI plun. In onler to y;ivoyoii nu iilea ul h ut our yi'm s v maki-u li.-t ul mhih Httich's to slmw how nnicli can ho Imiilit lnr?l.00 at our htorc. !i lbs. Nails, assorted hzcs in 1 11. jiacks, o .,.h(s. 1 (In. Chain Kcpair Links, o . 1 park brass Clintili Xails, o . 10 t)uart (Jal. Watir l'ails, '10 feet jal. wiiv twist Clntlic I.ini-, 1 Hi. Ix-st IJakinn I'iiwiKt, o . !5 Jnzi'ii Cliitlio 1'ins, ( I u.. park SlIKikiliej Till KM Til, u 101 II I Matches, ,-, 1 pair pHnl Sw ks, 1 I'Ynit 1'iiiiiicl, i. TOTAL TiTT! Tliankiiitr yon lor your pa-t patronap1 with (iiir pripccts tin- the fu ture, I am Yutirs Itcsjicctl'ullv, A. S. Seclirist. AT 4 Boots Sd Slioes. Solly always treats you riht. Call on him at the old jilaco Great Reduction Sale of 8 U i For Ninety Days ! The Undersigned Oiler The Public Their EN TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE AT TIIE OKEATEST SACRIFICU EvKK KNOWN IN CENTRAL PENS- KVf.VlNIl k IJ.TH.1IA, We are uot selling out, but we do this to Increitue our Hitler iibovo tiny ire Iniu ,.... KI.. f - ,... ..u ...Il " vlous your. We giv a few of the prices as follows : Joft Wood Chamber Units if 14.00 Cotton Top Mutinies Hard Wood Chauiber Suits 10.00 Woven Wire Mattress 41-1 ll..li II 111 lk . Antiuue Oal. Holts. 8 Pieces llt.OO IMiimIi lul.. -III MO ..IIT.t .."" Wooden Chairs per set.' ' 3.30 i ricea reuueeu nu mrougii. i.imie rariy antl see our moK VOIir Order, and ttina miva 1fl to 20 tier eent. nn nvi ru ilnllnr Special Attention Given to Undertaking fc Kmhalniing. IKATHERMAN & HARTNAN, Limited, MIFFLINRDRQU, P eei) Warm Having purchased RelgteV Tin Mnj, ) ' l"ve moved my luislne-n ,.l i..,. 0 poult tlipjail. I tmre jnet rvevlvs.t THE FASHIONABLE m ii ii ii ii i n i 111 1 e-i 11 1 nni i Bill in ami 0, fall! TMLOI! ofttsra, u can L'ft tho iu-t rioils fur tho least money. Br mup to orili-r votir Fall & Winter Clotting ( tllO IllIll wild L'll:ir:mti-iw !. jr'vos.vou r,H'k hottoni prifort Gelinsffrove. Pa. DPPBNHEMER'S Selinsgrove, Pa. Fall and winter Suits, Hats, Caps, Under wear, Gents' Furnish ing Goods.!;:A full line of 3.25 1.73 1.23 .00 Hed Siirlncs ,,lfV lllllixn, I'lT, 1 Platform Rockers Droii ThIiIch, per ft it . . i Mo sinkintrl Now York Evening HIGH AND cur. New York Sunday Journal. riiarinacUt, New berllu. Pa. 8.4lXjr. I
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