The Middleburgh post. (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, January 10, 1895, Image 2

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    .. SWEET PATIENCE,
V trlfl'n; JntVs o oft "a dns,
Yet ev.r ti to doni nniw !
Oil. rirss whic!i comi with evry sn,
Mora iiftcr mora tbo loa;, weary years
through !
Vrt shrink beneath their paltry w.iy-
Tins Irivo eo e-ills of every day.
The rt!iM nv of nt I piwr.
The tlr round of llttli thin,-!,
Ar t har 1 1 ", m hour hy hour
t's t bom It'-ntlon tiring ,
NVho shall ovn lo or who doliy
TIih n-iiitt do-imn U of every day V
The boulder In tho torrent's wm
Hy tl In nn 1 tempest t la v-ilr,
Obey the w ive.whirln I p liU's forci
And ;! Is Id suivnM grain by ura'fl
Hi cnim1!" s'rong-st 1 1 v away
llene.-ith th' w.-.ir o! uv;ry day.
j
W'.i rl to n-.""? n h.vr li'orr-- '
Our fi jl n i 1 l"ti I'r.vv -ry fli!:
11. i: w n !ur not n!v iv s-
Tim dm-. :.y .!rTp of littl- III !
W. I'lll i'.r; ' r" .'ill I s'liloi-y
The h::r ! -t behnts ofw .-ry I iy.
The h-irf whl.-h .ol lly f-ie d itli
I'pin tli" i' I'tl 'H d I. n n t il ir
r ti n nn I biy-n ts. flints luit'l
T.i n Ii" points ot fr -M m I "iroj
T!i" 'o it - ;,nls t!i" dlsniy
TIih tiny t'iin4 of owry day.
An t i-v a i n' of h l'y f i n
W.ios i;tl I faith li iv i : 'V a,
V no vri.T" a ai l th" oni -I fl im
T.n in i: 'i 'Ti.vn of m iryr Io n,
r. r ii w.t-.o it ) noWl it nl.v ly
T.i" :ty p iIim o.' i'V .- .! iy.
A'.', more t !i n mir!)r' air"-)!",
And moro tlrin Ii -ro's V ir: ' fir
V n o I til" hun'do strn-.rth, of ho i',
Wh'eli 'I liiv tolls :ii 1 C'.s r tic ;
Svoi-t l'.itl "ii ". cm: ii'. If y i may,
Au a Hot gr.i'.'e for 'v -ry d iv.
Kiiziti til A'rs Allen.
a. FOUNTAIN PEN.
am not tho pos
Kfsnir of h foiin
lain jn'ii. I never
lia.l but otic,
which wuh K'Vcii
1UO II H K I'TOSl lit
yi'iirn no when I
was n younn limn
ntul fountain
VsJ LT -P' i.
lions wri '.' a novel I v.
Mitrj was ninlo
of tin, with u rub'.ier Iirjj to hoM the
ink. When you hi-ntccl tho jien
hohli r tho ink run out of tho lm nnd
rloj.lu.l tho jiun oriinj-thiujj else that
haiIieue(l to bo wituiu convenient
rauie. Tho iliabolical contriviinco
lookoillike ntin whiHtlo ami aetoU like
cattle -I'tHh, but no one ilso Lml one,
Bti.l ho I wus jiroiul of it. Vunitus
vanitatutn ! Short win my triumph.
I can mill remember, na painfully aa
though it whs aa ailtiir of yesterday,
h- v ooonrrecv- - u a
quito tho swell event of the season. I
ual been looking forward to thin ball
with interest for h good while, be
catiHo I intended to find un opportun
ity there to e.T.;ct a reconciliation
with Alice. Such opportunities wero
nt frequent, und I knew that if I
mix.se I tuis ouu it rni'ht bu n long
tiuio before I found another, an 1 that
oliously handsome Dick Hamilton
was paying her ii proat more nttentiou
thxn I liked. Alice audi hal been close
friends ever niueo we were children,
und I had curno t.i f'-el th.it I had u
Hort of proprietorship in her. We
hid even been etixa,'ed for just
tweuty-four uour, at tho end of which
time we hal tarrele.l, for reasons
too comnlic ite.i und too iiburd to bo
intro luce 1 li. ro. 1 npeo lily rejientoJ,
however, n u I was only waitiu-,' for uu
pport.iLiiy to iuJu'-'o her to do like
wise. With this we'hty resolution on my
min 1, it :h no wonder that I felt lit
tle tremor us I started to fo dowu
h ta irn, and that I bcauned myHclf with
unusual attention in tho great pior
glis, to make sure that my nttiro was
perfect. Xot'nin embarrasses one
inure un b r trying circumst.mcLS than
tho consciousness of bein: budly
dresst-d, 1 was, I think 1 mny Hay,
well dressed. My trousers wero im
peccable, my gloves ditto, my c sat fitted
to per.'i'o:iou. my wlntu waistcoat was
as hjotles to employ a figure' which
iii pooalur anion my brother barris
tcr.s as sn otless us tho rtrivu huow;
inv hnir w.isat that precis, point when
it has lust tho formality given to it by
the hair-dresser, without ustfiiiaiug the
will na.l iKiilir.ieous nppaiauuo to
be uutic .d ir.non musicians und other
cloiiiitlul cluir.ieters. Mv complexion
had htwr been better, ln thv whole,
I was very well hutiKlicd with the tren
tT'UdVe.. When I entered tho ballroom Alico
was aw.iy tit the further tu 1, talking,
I grieved to note, with that odious
young Hamilton. 1 did not cire to
uj'iko my approach under biieh trying
Circililistauco, and bido I my ch'auce
with wint juiienca I could muster.
Finally my opportunity came, und I
lost no time in reaching her bide. Hha
giecti'd mo very kiudiy, as buo h1
ways did, in nomethin? tuo samo stylo
that hIio miQht have received a very
ol I friend of h-:r father'n. This cheer
ful, unembarrassed greeting; ulways
provoked m j beyond moisuro; but I
did my bjst to fctillo my ill-temper,
wbioa was also Komowiiit auaeil
by tho ploamu' discovery that
through homo mis inder.itmdins ho
wa.1 not eugaged for tho next danoe.
I had never noua her more radiantly
beautiful, and I could feel tho eyes oj
many envious observer turned upon
mo us wo took our places. The next
duueouud the nest wero taken, but
the third she promised to me. At
the end of thin dance, which was a
waltz, and taiton at the unmercifully
last tempo then prevalent, I remarked
.that she was tome what flushed with
tho heat, and proposed that w e should
TViutuT sa9 gneme.l what wa In
my mind or not, I cannot say. It
seemed to me that tho color grew a
sha do deeper in her lovely cheeks, bnt
that may have been duo to the heat,
or wai perhaps the effect of my own
imagination. At any rate she assented
in the most charming manner in the
tho world, and we strolled ont into
tho largo and handsome conservatory,
which was now quito deserted. It
was in this same conservatory that we
had stood and talked the evening after
wo wore engaged, and I hoped that
memories of this would affect her ns
they did me. But alas I she was evi
dently in a very far from sympathetic
(state of mind.
"I suppoxcyon mnt bo very much
engaged with your profession," she
remarked, sweetly; "we see so little
of you nowadays.'" This hal all tho
effect of premeditated satire. It had
not been n mouth since we hal
laughed merrily together at my brief
less condition, and had agreed that wo
could bo very happy together without
riches.
Wot so deeply cngngol but that I
find time to call on all who caro to
havoine," I answered, bitterly.
Indeed you nro very unkind and
unjust to Hpenk so," she replied, with
utiruflled tranquility. "It was only
lust Thursday I heard Cuclo Jack
say"
"Something very flattering, no
doubt," I broke in, angrily. "Avery
tino division f direction, indeed. I
cnioy your I'ncf.o Jack's, and yours
goes to that"
"I think we brid better go back,
now, Mr. Lang. I had supposed that
I might trust you as an old friend not
to try to annoy and ves me."
"Mr. Ling! Isco I nm getting to
bo a very old friend, indoe 1. Ho old
that I soon Hhall b quite forgotten.
You uro right. We had better go
back ; your new friend will be ex
pecting you."
"Why will yon bo so pcrvcrso and
so cruel, Robert?"
"At least I nm not cruel enough to
forget you. Ibit Unit you would ac
count n kindness, I suppose."
'Indeed, I would rather have yon
forget mo tlmu think ho unkindly of
me. I had hoped that we might al
ways be good friends."
"I think," I replied, with unpar
donable brutality, "thnt you had bet
ter invost in a lnp door. They are
much more manageable."
"You uru right," she taid, with icy
sweetness ; "au 1 the v are at least grate
ful to their friends."
Torgivo me, Alice!" I stammered;
"I did not mean to bo snch a 'brute."
"Let us forget everything but that
wo aro very good friends," she an
swerod, after a moment's pause. "And
I want to put your friendship to a sel
fish uso this very minnto."
"You know very well that I would
gladly dio for you."
"Oh, my wants are not to exorbi-Ty.U?i-''.h
answeftj lightly.
"I merely want 'your' tWice'as my
oldest and best friend, in a caso where
I csn't trust my family to judge im
partially. I think you know Mr.
Hamilton Mr. Kichurd Hamilton, 1
mean." And I fancied that she
blushed a triilo as she mentioned tho
name. I auswered with a very bad
grace that I hal tho great honor of a
distant acquaintance with tho young
gentleman in quest iou.
t "I fancied so. Now, the long and
short of tho matter is, that my people
uro very nuxious to have me marry
him ; and Aunt Mary in particular hiis
her heart set ou it."
"He seems to mo a very desirablo
parti, indoe 1," I anil, coldly. "I sup
po.so yo'.t hardly need my congratula
tions." "JIo, too, Is so silly p.i to want to
marry me," bho went on, without
scorning to iiutico my rudo spoech,
".in 1 I have promised to give him an
answer this evening. And what"
hero sho sjemod strangely embar
rassed, and became deeply absor'ood
in tho figures ou her fau "what un
awer shall I give him?"
"What answer?" I cried, as her
moaning Unshod over my dull compre
hension, "why, tell hint that you are
engaged, oi course!"
Just what huppenod nest is rather
hazy in my tuiud almost obliterated
by the direful catastrophe which so
soon followed. I dimly remombor
kissing her upturned faco as wo stood
in tho shadow of a groat South Ameri
can cactus, that screened us from all
observation, nn I drawing her unre
sisting form toward a divan that wo
ha I occupied on tho memorable even
ing when wo h i i been ungagod before
We knew nil tho strongholds of her
aunt's house perfectly.
"How horridly improper!" shoes
claimed, upropos of somethiu; or
other. ".Suppose that auy one should
seo us this way."
"Thut would ba improper, I ad
mit," I replied, Koreuoly ; "but theu,
you see, nobody can." Th.i argument
a as undeniable, and sho let her heal
rest against my shoulder with u little
sigh of satisfaction.
"How absurd to think that we ever
quarrelled," I observed, presently.
"Oh, don't talk of that horrid time
any more ! I have nearly cried my
eyes out over it. Lot's just remem
ber that we have loved each other all
the while."
For a momeut thnro was silence.
"Alice!" 1 said, severely, as a sud
den thought came to me; "what were
you iutending to answer"
"That," replied Mistress Alico, se
renely, "you will never know."
"There, that dauce is finished," I
said ; "the rabble will be out here in
a moment."
"There is no hurry," she answered,
with the delightful sang froid of wo
mankind under oiroatustancos that are
trying to maaoulino nerves. " We can
see auy one who pass's the turn of
the staircase."
"Ah, now it- is tin ," she said,
jAnoiilliplr ; j"nnii- mnrq Vimyanil I
will see if I can fit royp'..' np a liUlo j
lou Lave put my bair in a ohoolcin:
state of disorder. Ught What's that?'
I sprang to my feet, aghast. Ol
her delicate pink corsage was a largf
and gruesome staiu of black, .that wai
slowly bnt surely sproading over thi
entire front.
"I-l-I'm afraid it's ink!" I said,
in quavering accents of despair.
Ink I Where in the world should
any ink come from?" Iler voice ha!
a hard, sharp quality, that I heard
once in a while bofore. Evidently hoi
ladyship's mood was fast losing lU
amiability, and I felt some tremors ol
fear.
I knew altogether too well whert
the iuk camo from. With an awful
certainty I looked at my once immacu
late white waistcoat; it was now a
gruesome, soppy mass of Smith's Lino
Ulack Commercial Writing Fluid. The
emergency was frightful. Was there
an outside exit? And then the dross
horrible! I hare known affection to
outlast tho crash of fortunes, and to
vanish liko frost-work at a dish of
gravy spilled over n new gown. Since
that day I have refused to believe nil
stories of hair growing gray from
fright nn 1 anguish. It is absolutely
impossible thnt any ouo should bf
tcared as I wa?.
Alice lookod up from herown mined
finery and ciught tho woo-begono cx
presiion on my face, and, overcome
with tho ludicronsness of tho situa
tion sho burst into a little ripplo of
laughter, in which I was obliged to
join.
"Oh, Lr re she is," said n familial
voice, and Mr. St tr. levant Hamilton,
nccompanind by tho han lsomo Dick,
turned in from tho long staircase. 1
saw the young gentleman's jaw drop
suddenly, and the sight comforted me
amazingly, nn 1 gavo mo courago tc
meet stormv weather.
"Why, Alico!" cried tho aunt, nuJ
her stern glnnreswan lired from Alice's
luckless gown to my lamentable waist
coat in a manner that showed that two
was rapidly being aided to two with
tho customary result. "What in the
world, Alice, have yon been doing?"
"I rather think, aunt," sho mis
chievously replied "I rather think
that we have been getting engaged."
"Dick's faco still wore a gloomy and
sardonic expression, but lie managed
to pluck ti) enough spirit to make ouo
of his abominable iuns.
"It strikes me," ho said, sadly,
"that that is a melancholy wait of
ink."
It was probably about flvo years bo
fore pooplo got through teasing us
about our unlucky adventure. I do
not expoct ever to hear the last of it,
exactly, but wo never hoar it mentioned
now except lucidcutally, and neither
ray wife nor I seem to care at all any
moro. But I can still remember tho
horrid sensation of that dreadful mo
ment. As I said before, it seems as
though it had all happened yesterday.
but I never, V'Hr-i aaother . fountain
pau. Homo and Country.
How Emin Tasks Was Killed.
Licutouant Mohun, tho United
States Consul on tho Congo, has for
warded tho first reliable account of
tho murder of Emin Pasha. He says
that Emin, on bis li'.st expedition, bud
intended to go to tho Congo State, and
had crossed tho Congo for tho pur
pose. Ho unnounced bis arrival to
Kibouge, the Sultan of Kirundu, and
asked his permission to proceed
through his territory. Kibourge sent
a letter to Emin granting his request,
but at tho tamo time forwarded a let
ter to Saul, ono of his vasjiils, com
manding him to kill Emin. Said do
tailed four meu to carry out tho sen
tence, and they hurried to tho explor
er's camp and found him sitting in his
tent. They coolly rea 1 to him tho
letter sealing his fate. Emin replied
that his death would be terribly
avenged by tho whito men, and warned
thein not to hill him, but they paid
no attention to him. Ouo of them
seized his arms, nnother his head and
a third his legs, while tho fourth boat
out his br.aiiu. Etuin's people were
scattered nbout tho village at the time
and knew nothing of the murder, so
the murderers escaped. They were
afterward arrested, tried by court mar
tial, convicted and hnugod. It is
said that Emin had been warned of
tho malevolencoof tho Arabs, aud ex
pected sooner or latter that they
would kill him, but ii J paid no atten
tion to tho warmugf, and went on,
perhaps, intentionally and willingly
to his death. Pieavune.
An 01 1 I mli a t Fighter's 'tvp.
Frank (Irouard, chief of Govern
ment scouisand uu lu lian fighter, un
derwent a di.Ticult surgical operation
at St. Joseph, Mo., in having removed
from his right bido an Indian arrow
head, which has boon emhcdod thero
,for nearly twenty years. Grouard
could not lie in lucod to take au anes
thetic. Wlieu tho 'instruments wen
placed in position he calmly lighted a
cigar aud stretched his powerful frame
upon tho operating table. Cocaiue
wus applied locally und the cutting
began. Grouard never twitched nor
moved a muscle, but puffed away at
his cigar aud chaffed the surgeon. The
arrow lay directly beueuth a large
vein in the right groin, aud au inci
sion of the veiu would have meant al
most certain death, so the operation
was a very delicate one, and the sur
geon was compelled to use his tlnger
to break tho tissues under the vein.
Still Grouard smiled and talked, and
when the dootor became provoked at
his audacity, the scout significantly
remarked that it was nothing to a man
who had had, burning splinters thrust
into his flesh, Grouard refused to
take a carriage to his house. He says
he was shot by a Sioux Indian while
fighting with Oeneral Crook, The
arrowhead is of steel, two inches long
and ouo inch wide. Atlanta Cousti-
tutiou.
BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES
De Wise and Ail vertlse Homreopatfclo
Treatmsnt Iter Field Achieve-luent-Wliat
We Thought
About It, Etc., Etc
My son. ba wise,
An? arlvprtls".
Teoplo are tmytnr, now don't ya knowf
Sto) sn1 thinic i
l'si pr.ntr's Ink.
TU the curront on which the gold will flow.
Dixpnt thnt frown
An. l toll th town
Of all tho spl-ndM goo l you hsrj in ttoclt.
Don't l"p a wink
L'so rrlnt'T' Ink.
AcJcusto-n-rs to yojr stom like mad will
flock.
TfKh stnro nftni'tlv,
Your -If very a-tivp,
DusI.t-m will roil la i you'll bj up to your
eyes.
Thi col't will hluU
t'ss printer's Ink.
For ho whi wjuM bo prospurous must ad
Ver'.Ui.. r.Meowool(N. J.)Nawj.
noMT.Or-ATHIO TREATMENT",
Tapa "Can't we do something to
stop that child crying?"
.Mama "Give her that crying JolL"
-l'uck.
hit. rir.r.D ox achievement.
"How does Lrown's wifo manage to
impress him so deeply with an idea of
her superiority?"
"Sho tikes him shopping with her."
Washington Star.
what iieth otronr Anorr it.
Wife "Tlu ro comes that tramp I
pave somo of mr biscuit to the other
duy."
Husband "Impossible 1 That must
bo his ghost." l'uok.
AFTKI. HBI.
"You nro no lonzer troubled with
rheumatism, aro you?"
"No; something worse."
"What's that?"
"I'm troubled with a doctor."
Tuck.
TtT.NED OViCIt.
Maxwell "How are you getting oa
in your law practice?"
Skinnem ".Splendid; although. I
have Lad only one client so far."
Maxwell "Is he wealthy?"
Siiinaeui "Ho was." l'uck.
ixcxnsivE.
O'Toolo "That's a waluable goat,
Misther Dooley."
IJoolcy "ile don't luk it, Mike."
O'Toole "Sure, he was wan av me
daughter's widding prisints, and he
ate up tho rist av thim." Judge.
BiaSS OF DEFEAT.
Cora"5o'you. Wisvsnre n0.r bus
baud had the best of tbeargum'eat.
Did she tell you so?"
Madge "Xo; but I heard her say
he wus a moan, hateful thing, as she
went out of the room aud slammed the
door." ruck.
TIIK EDIDLK FA1!RIC.
Tatters "Boss, couldn't yon givo a
starving man somo old clothes?"
Ch-ekerly "Why, you cau't eat
them :"
Tatters "Loss, I've lived for tho
l ist w.ek on a pawned overcoat. "
New York Advertiser.
A STIIATEOIST.
LuciUo "What would you do if I
should refuse you'.1"
Twombly "Ask Miss Munsey to
morrow night."
Lucille "Oh, well, I couldn't think
of putting you to so much trouble as
that." -Lobiou Courier.
THC IlIOIIT PLACr..
"Ono of tho hardest things I know
of," said tho young author, "is to get
exactly tuo right word in the right
place."
"Yes," replied the irapeennions
friend ; "take tho signature to a check,
for lustuaoo. " Uoston Transcript.
encovuaoi.no.
Consumptive (in Colorado) "Is
this room well situated for un in
valid?" Landlady "It couldn't be better.
I'vo had three consumptives here tho
past year, und thoy liked it so well
thut not ouo left until ho died." Li.'e.
nnii to one more ili..
Fugs "They say that Dr. Capsule
has made u toiiuuo within tho last Ave
years. "
Gags "llraeions! What a lot of
people ho must have cured !"
'i'ou're away off; he didu't cure
anybody; lie 'disoovered a new din
ease." Now York Tribuue.
Crr.CVM.sTAXTIAL EVIDENCE.
'Muqibtrato (to witnoss) "I under
stand that you overheard the quarrel
between this defendant aud his wife."
Witness- "Yis, sor."
Magistrate- "Tell the court, if you
can, what he soemod to be doing."
Witness- "He seemed to be Join
the listeuin'." Judge.
TTKXED D0WK.
"Do
yon wish to regari
roe," ha
tremulously asked,
only in the light
ofafrieud?'
She sighed.
"I wouldn't mind," she fait
"if it was a little darner than th
Even the gas-meter in the I
-.J,
caught her subtle meaning. Pu
THI MAN rOB TUB FLACK,
Dvisty Rhodes "Whither bound,
comrade?" .
Fitz William "Going' ovei" to
Newark."
Dusty Rhodes "What for?"
Fits William -"Just read in the
paper that a tramp was wanted over
there for stealing chickens." ruck.
BEATLT Or DCSTT ROADS.
"See here," exclaimed ths red
headed woman in wrath, "if you ain't
out of this yard in ten minntes I de
clare I'll run this umbrella down youi
throat and open it."
"There ain't a bit o' nse of that,
mam," responded Dismal Dawson;
"anybody that's as dry inside as I am
ain't ncedin no nmbreller iu him."
Chicago Tribune.
LES HiSEliAr.LE.
First Despondent "Say, you ain't
going to jump in the river, are you?"
Second Despondent "Yes, 1 am."
"Well, that's what I came here to
do also. What's your complaint?"
"1 had thirteen poems rejoctcd by
one editor."
"And I had ono poem rejected by
tbirtoen editors. Join mo."
(They plunge.) Life.
a winter's tale.
"Thou hast grown cold 1"
She spnko not.
"Cold!" ho bitterly repeated.
She stirred uneasily upon the cush
ioned divan.
"Yes," she faltered; "almost
frozen."
He strode from tho apartment, ami
presently the sound of angry voices
was boruo through tho register.
I'uck.
CAPUT nANDICArTET).
Mrs. Veririch 'Wow that you havo
retired from business, you ought
to havo something to occupy your
mind."
Mr. Veririch "That's so! I am
dying of ennui."
" ell, why not go in for charity,
and become noted as a groat philan
thropist?" "Won't do at nil! Our poor rela
tions might hear of it."
Anr rrnxmrnE.
"That stove." began tho customer,
with deadly calmness, "you sold me
last week was an 'art stove,' I be
lieve?" . "Yes," admitted tho dealer. "Isn't
it?"
"It doesn't know any moro about art
than a hog does about Sunday."
"Eh? What?"
"I say it doesn't know tho fir3t
thing about art. I haven't tried it ou
painting yet, but it can't draw worth
a cent." Indianapolis Journal.
IN ttNE WITH ni ANCESTORS.
Tho Count (showing visitor through
his castle) "That first room was fur
nished with the spoil of a battlo in
Spain. The nest with the booty se
cured after a siege in Flanders. Here
ii tho Turkish room. One of my
..castors broi'sht all these things Jack
after a campaign in the East."
Visitor "I notice that the furni
ture iu this room is antique French."
"Another ancestor obtained that.
He sacked a palaoe in Normandy."
"You have also, I see, a large
amount of expensive furniture which
is desidodly modern."
"Yes. I bagged an American heir
ess." Life.
AN OBJECT X.E5S0N.
A military company wero out on the
rauge recently practicing riilo shoot
ing. The lieutenant in command
suddenly became exasperated ut tho
poor shooting, und, seizing a gun from
one, of the privates, cried angrily:
"I'll show you follows how to
shoot!"
Taking a Ion; aim, and a strong
aim, and au aim altogether, he iirod
and missed. Coolly t'.iruiug to the
private who owned tho guu, ho said:
"That's the way to shoot."
Ho again loaded tho weapon and
missed. Turuiug to tho second man
in tho ranks he remarked :
"That's tho way you shoot."
Iu this way ho contrived to miss
about fifty or sixty time?, illustrating
to each soldier his personal incapacity,
and finally ho accidoutally hit tho
target.
"And that," he ejr.culatod, handing
the gun back to the private, "is tho
way I shoot.
Next t'tuturi'i Population.
A well known French statistician
computes tho following ligurep, based
on present statistics, for the end of tno
of tho twentieth century. According
to his tables tho population of tho
earth at that time will bo '
Europe, 7tfJ,0"JU,00J (at present
3G4,Oi)0,0i)0).
Asia, 1,100,003,030 (at present 8J0,
000,000). America, CSj,000,00 (at present
123,500,000).
Australia, 30,000,000 (at present
5,700,000).
Africa, 200,000,000 (at present 170,.
000,000).
Thus America will be first in regard
to increase aud Europe second, wuilo
the ratio of increase will grow steadi
ly larger in America and smaller m
Europe. Tho decline of the ratio of
increase, which may be already ob
served in France, will extend in rota
tion to Germany, Italy, England, eto.
The population of tuo various coun
tries ot ths end of the next century is
given thus:
Russia, 310,000,000.
Germany, 115,000,000,
France, 50,000,000.
Chiua, 550,000,00(1,
Uuited States, 400,000,030.
Mexico and Brazil, 15,000,003.
Canada, 40,000,000,
Argentine llepublio, 30,000,000.
English will probably be spoken in
1994 by more than 500,000,000, Ger
man by 120,000,000, Spanish and
Fortugueie by 235(000,000 people.
MICHIGAN BENEFACTOR.
A OWT RRPP.ATF.D STORT Or TRC
rilll.AT!IKnrY.
What
Cha. n. Ilr.l-T a
Pass Hr
Vtpra Mlrhlfan,
(Frrtm Grand RnpUU, Mirti., Evening Prrtt,)
Th miwt beautiful spot In all this city b
Inseparably assolstol with the nams of
IT .irk ley. Chss. II. Ilsektsy bss twn In ths
tnmher bnslnms bnre continuously iin,
1V4. and In tbst time has nmwH a fortun,
whloh Rivs blm a rating among the wealthy
men of the nation. But with wealth tti-m
did not eoms thnt tightening of ths pan
string which Is renerally a marked ehama.
terlstte of wealthy men.
It Is no wonder then that the nnms ot
Chsrlos IL II irk ley U known at home an)
Stroud. Ills munificence to Muskejoj
atone, represents so outlay of nnsrly hs'f t
million. For the mist twenty yers hs hn
Iwen a ennslnnt mflVr-T from neuralgia ntij
rheiimnttsro, n'so numbness of tho lotrf
llml, so mueh so thnt It linsrioulv lnir.
fere I with hisplensnre In llf. Fur sua,
tlmepsnt his frien ls hsrt notte, thnt hi
has swml lo prow yonnir sasin nn I
hnve recovered tl.e health which he bnl U
youth.
To a 'reporter for the News Mr. Ilsri;
espinineu ineferreioi ini trnnsinrtnnsir.n
"I have atihVre.1 Inr omr 20 yenin," he vA,
with pains lu my lowi-r llmlis so sevrrij
that theruly rllf I eotil-l Ret at nllit t
I'V puttlmr col I wntr enmprss on try
llmls. 1 was r.othiTMl more at niitlit tUa
In tho ilny time, Th nenrnju-li! an.l rhitj.
mntic pnlns tn mv llmhs, w.ileli tuii Un
prowinu In Inlen-lty for years, flniMy U
enm ehronle. I miide thre trips to th
Hot Sprlm, with only psrtlsl relief. n-
th-n fell t.nrtt to my original stnt.
eouhln't sit still, in. my snfferinirs tei.-Mr.tj
mnliM tny life look vty l lue. Two ynnrs nr,
list Ko.temler I notlred nn nreount of Ir
Williams' rink Pills for Palo l't-opln :,K
whst they hmi lono for othi-rs, nnl o.
ensisi ro nenrly res'-mMe'l mlnn thnt I n
lntrete1. so I wrote to one who hn.luiv-t
s testimonial, sn eminent prof.nsor of rr.ii.i
In Cnnn'lo. The reply I re.-veil wus pt-:
stronger than 'he prmteil testimonial, aajt
gsvs me fait Ii In tli mn-lleine.
I tenntaklDt lK pills uml found th
to h nil thnt tho profi-ssor haJ tol.l tr.eth
would le. It whs two or three monfinv
font I exprl'ni,e.l nny pritlbl3 lj:t
ment of my conilltlou. My iimst n :
such long standing that t-illd not exp
speedy reeo very an I was thsnkful ewi. t
be relieved. I progressed rnpldly, howv
towards recovery nn 1 for ihent sis n.on::
have felt myielf a perfotly well miu
hats reeomruenoed tle pills to miiny p,;
nn J nm only too Riau to hhsih oi!i-n
health through the medium ol this wun l
ful medicine. I esnnot iy loo mu:?i :
Whnt It hns don" for me."
Dr. Williams' 1'lnk l'llls contain all '
elements neeeasaryto ctvo new life no I tines-
to th blood nnl restore, sbmt-r
nerves. They nro for salu by all dru.:?:-
or mny be had by mail irom Dr. wiliu:
Modlcino Company, Hehenecta ly, N. Y.,
11 My cents per box, or six boxes lor tl A
Msasluger enjoyed veal chops.breaJiJ J
plenty of butter and a Rlns of ale.
Deafness Cannot be Oared
by loeal applications aa thoy can not rarti
aix-awa portion oi i lie ear. mere i.on.r
tvivr torn re Deafness, aud tut Is by cat
;leiial remedies. Di-arne.s Is ciuwd I r
Hamed condition of ths inuroua linlns ol i
Kostaablan Tube. When this tube gt'i
uiuird jou ubto rnmonnsj souna or iv.a
(i-ct neM-in. sod when it Is onllrf Ijr (l
iJeafuess is the remit, and unless tiio Icy
mailoncan be tukrn cut and this tilri
tnreii to us normal condition, benrini: ..
destrnyed forever; nine coses out tut
i-aosetl by catarrh, which Is nothing but a-J
nainea cnndiuon ur ine mucouaeiirtuc.
we win give cine llundrel DUInrs f
fjweof Dra,rnrss (cannod bv cAtarrbl H i
not be enreil br Hall's Catarrh Cure. t-J
r. 3. fnssiv A Co., TokUl
tsoia by Drugcut. 710.
Fielding sal J that tarts made with (.1
joliy alwuys remludud him of tienvcu.
The Meat Tlenaant Vr
Of prcvenlliitf the grippe, colds, Ucaiioc':!
fuvirs is to Use tho liould laxulive ri
f-yrupof Figs, whenever tho system i
gentle, yet eflectivo cloan-iinf. To ho !
one murt get tho true reim-dy uiiiiiiit.
by tho CalifomU Fig Syrup 'o. only, f
by nil dru.'gi-.U In 3Uc. and J 1 b.uli v
Th) Loudon Times is printod oa A' J
I'Ir.
Ir. Kilmer's FwAnr-Koor '
111 hidnevBEd Klndd'-rtroT'.!
I'limphletand Consultation (rt
i.sbrutor' llnt,-uauiptou,y 1.
Tre elty of Melbourne, Australia. '
40 009 Inhabitants In two years hlJ i
"An Ounce
of prevention Is worth a pound of tv
Iiiiiih i anuiits no no; viik:i iiii oii:k"
loinuiu uml:)' '. minis of g.xxl. or.'
gives rtllt:t. 1 ry lur yonrwlt t In- t.
ou haw a huudai hu or bilious uiUvi-
iluek was a h"arty eater. irf
pnstry to any other part of iho diuue-
Karl's Clover Root, the great moot '
aires freHtineui and cli-ariit-a toiLf
too and vurea counpntion. & ci.. i
Chicago has ",000 Danes.
Mrs. VVInalow'ti Soottdn? Svrurf'
teething. ufti'li Il.f lmimh. irdui r i
ll Simon c,
tlon, al.nya puin. i men Hind loii. .
- V ' uurs
' tucceiari...i
Hume said that nownns wa t!.'i
list Kcotinnd coul.1 k-ivoto ta w r i
I hnve found I'lmi
III. lull. l.i.- me li 'ilx
Coviiigti u, Ky , '
r I'nre f.ir I i
- I H. Iotz.
ber 1, IUI.
Aluti.luum is fdd' r.-d.
If nfflleted with mreeyemHn Dr.
lV K)e-wuter. lruggitu!I at
Had Hip Disc
I aV VU
"8'De.Dorj
1 8teflin?. Kv
lie was trento 1 ut tho Chlldr-ii'
Bostou, uai a-nou he cum hou.i'-
;urul"Ta mob ,
Je county Jitl
''dtha ),.'.'
J J tre,il0 ln u
r-Wbii'iiVb
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f4 Oelaw,
UBntui
tui raer ceri
sorn i .
John Itoyle
EN rtVNMXn .SOUKS ou h.
not step. Wa have been givluk'
Bsrsipurills a yesr. anl b on
r. "i XL ?ou'el'
'and piny as lively as nny boy
soros and is the 1 I C T 1
i. ..on I lecton.
1IICAL.TH. Joux C. hvXLt,
Hood'assQ
ki to a.U..ar""!u"
L.Lllho tvould i,
Hood's Pill l not purg.
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