.. SWEET PATIENCE, V trlfl'n; JntVs o oft "a dns, Yet ev.r ti to doni nniw ! Oil. rirss whic!i comi with evry sn, Mora iiftcr mora tbo loa;, weary years through ! Vrt shrink beneath their paltry w.iy- Tins Irivo eo e-ills of every day. The rt!iM nv of nt I piwr. The tlr round of llttli thin,-!, Ar t har 1 1 ", m hour hy hour t's t bom It'-ntlon tiring , NVho shall ovn lo or who doliy TIih n-iiitt do-imn U of every day V The boulder In tho torrent's wm Hy tl In nn 1 tempest t la v-ilr, Obey the w ive.whirln I p liU's forci And ;! Is Id suivnM grain by ura'fl Hi cnim1!" s'rong-st 1 1 v away llene.-ith th' w.-.ir o! uv;ry day. j W'.i rl to n-.""? n h.vr li'orr-- ' Our fi jl n i 1 l"ti I'r.vv -ry fli!: 11. i: w n !ur not n!v iv s- Tim dm-. :.y .!rTp of littl- III ! W. I'lll i'.r; ' r" .'ill I s'liloi-y The h::r ! -t behnts ofw .-ry I iy. The h-irf whl.-h .ol lly f-ie d itli I'pin tli" i' I'tl 'H d I. n n t il ir r ti n nn I biy-n ts. flints luit'l T.i n Ii" points ot fr -M m I "iroj T!i" 'o it - ;,nls t!i" dlsniy TIih tiny t'iin4 of owry day. An t i-v a i n' of h l'y f i n W.ios i;tl I faith li iv i : 'V a, V no vri.T" a ai l th" oni -I fl im T.n in i: 'i 'Ti.vn of m iryr Io n, r. r ii w.t-.o it ) noWl it nl.v ly T.i" :ty p iIim o.' i'V .- .! iy. A'.', more t !i n mir!)r' air"-)!", And moro tlrin Ii -ro's V ir: ' fir V n o I til" hun'do strn-.rth, of ho i', Wh'eli 'I liiv tolls :ii 1 C'.s r tic ; Svoi-t l'.itl "ii ". cm: ii'. If y i may, Au a Hot gr.i'.'e for 'v -ry d iv. Kiiziti til A'rs Allen. a. FOUNTAIN PEN. am not tho pos Kfsnir of h foiin lain jn'ii. I never lia.l but otic, which wuh K'Vcii 1UO II H K I'TOSl lit yi'iirn no when I was n younn limn ntul fountain VsJ LT -P' i. lions wri '.' a novel I v. Mitrj was ninlo of tin, with u rub'.ier Iirjj to hoM the ink. When you hi-ntccl tho jien hohli r tho ink run out of tho lm nnd rloj.lu.l tho jiun oriinj-thiujj else that haiIieue(l to bo wituiu convenient rauie. Tho iliabolical contriviinco lookoillike ntin whiHtlo ami aetoU like cattle -I'tHh, but no one ilso Lml one, Bti.l ho I wus jiroiul of it. Vunitus vanitatutn ! Short win my triumph. I can mill remember, na painfully aa though it whs aa ailtiir of yesterday, h- v ooonrrecv- - u a quito tho swell event of the season. I ual been looking forward to thin ball with interest for h good while, be catiHo I intended to find un opportun ity there to e.T.;ct a reconciliation with Alice. Such opportunities wero nt frequent, und I knew that if I mix.se I tuis ouu it rni'ht bu n long tiuio before I found another, an 1 that oliously handsome Dick Hamilton was paying her ii proat more nttentiou thxn I liked. Alice audi hal been close friends ever niueo we were children, und I had curno t.i f'-el th.it I had u Hort of proprietorship in her. We hid even been etixa,'ed for just tweuty-four uour, at tho end of which time we hal tarrele.l, for reasons too comnlic ite.i und too iiburd to bo intro luce 1 li. ro. 1 npeo lily rejientoJ, however, n u I was only waitiu-,' for uu pport.iLiiy to iuJu'-'o her to do like wise. With this we'hty resolution on my min 1, it :h no wonder that I felt lit tle tremor us I started to fo dowu h ta irn, and that I bcauned myHclf with unusual attention in tho great pior glis, to make sure that my nttiro was perfect. Xot'nin embarrasses one inure un b r trying circumst.mcLS than tho consciousness of bein: budly dresst-d, 1 was, I think 1 mny Hay, well dressed. My trousers wero im peccable, my gloves ditto, my c sat fitted to per.'i'o:iou. my wlntu waistcoat was as hjotles to employ a figure' which iii pooalur anion my brother barris tcr.s as sn otless us tho rtrivu huow; inv hnir w.isat that precis, point when it has lust tho formality given to it by the hair-dresser, without ustfiiiaiug the will na.l iKiilir.ieous nppaiauuo to be uutic .d ir.non musicians und other cloiiiitlul cluir.ieters. Mv complexion had htwr been better, ln thv whole, I was very well hutiKlicd with the tren tT'UdVe.. When I entered tho ballroom Alico was aw.iy tit the further tu 1, talking, I grieved to note, with that odious young Hamilton. 1 did not cire to uj'iko my approach under biieh trying Circililistauco, and bido I my ch'auce with wint juiienca I could muster. Finally my opportunity came, und I lost no time in reaching her bide. Hha giecti'd mo very kiudiy, as buo h1 ways did, in nomethin? tuo samo stylo that hIio miQht have received a very ol I friend of h-:r father'n. This cheer ful, unembarrassed greeting; ulways provoked m j beyond moisuro; but I did my bjst to fctillo my ill-temper, wbioa was also Komowiiit auaeil by tho ploamu' discovery that through homo mis inder.itmdins ho wa.1 not eugaged for tho next danoe. I had never noua her more radiantly beautiful, and I could feel tho eyes oj many envious observer turned upon mo us wo took our places. The next duueouud the nest wero taken, but the third she promised to me. At the end of thin dance, which was a waltz, and taiton at the unmercifully last tempo then prevalent, I remarked .that she was tome what flushed with tho heat, and proposed that w e should TViutuT sa9 gneme.l what wa In my mind or not, I cannot say. It seemed to me that tho color grew a sha do deeper in her lovely cheeks, bnt that may have been duo to the heat, or wai perhaps the effect of my own imagination. At any rate she assented in the most charming manner in the tho world, and we strolled ont into tho largo and handsome conservatory, which was now quito deserted. It was in this same conservatory that we had stood and talked the evening after wo wore engaged, and I hoped that memories of this would affect her ns they did me. But alas I she was evi dently in a very far from sympathetic (state of mind. "I suppoxcyon mnt bo very much engaged with your profession," she remarked, sweetly; "we see so little of you nowadays.'" This hal all tho effect of premeditated satire. It had not been n mouth since we hal laughed merrily together at my brief less condition, and had agreed that wo could bo very happy together without riches. Wot so deeply cngngol but that I find time to call on all who caro to havoine," I answered, bitterly. Indeed you nro very unkind and unjust to Hpenk so," she replied, with utiruflled tranquility. "It was only lust Thursday I heard Cuclo Jack say" "Something very flattering, no doubt," I broke in, angrily. "Avery tino division f direction, indeed. I cnioy your I'ncf.o Jack's, and yours goes to that" "I think we brid better go back, now, Mr. Lang. I had supposed that I might trust you as an old friend not to try to annoy and ves me." "Mr. Ling! Isco I nm getting to bo a very old friend, indoe 1. Ho old that I soon Hhall b quite forgotten. You uro right. We had better go back ; your new friend will be ex pecting you." "Why will yon bo so pcrvcrso and so cruel, Robert?" "At least I nm not cruel enough to forget you. Ibit Unit you would ac count n kindness, I suppose." 'Indeed, I would rather have yon forget mo tlmu think ho unkindly of me. I had hoped that we might al ways be good friends." "I think," I replied, with unpar donable brutality, "thnt you had bet ter invost in a lnp door. They are much more manageable." "You uru right," she taid, with icy sweetness ; "au 1 the v are at least grate ful to their friends." Torgivo me, Alice!" I stammered; "I did not mean to bo snch a 'brute." "Let us forget everything but that wo aro very good friends," she an swerod, after a moment's pause. "And I want to put your friendship to a sel fish uso this very minnto." "You know very well that I would gladly dio for you." "Oh, my wants are not to exorbi-Ty.U?i-''.h answeftj lightly. "I merely want 'your' tWice'as my oldest and best friend, in a caso where I csn't trust my family to judge im partially. I think you know Mr. Hamilton Mr. Kichurd Hamilton, 1 mean." And I fancied that she blushed a triilo as she mentioned tho name. I auswered with a very bad grace that I hal tho great honor of a distant acquaintance with tho young gentleman in quest iou. t "I fancied so. Now, the long and short of tho matter is, that my people uro very nuxious to have me marry him ; and Aunt Mary in particular hiis her heart set ou it." "He seems to mo a very desirablo parti, indoe 1," I anil, coldly. "I sup po.so yo'.t hardly need my congratula tions." "JIo, too, Is so silly p.i to want to marry me," bho went on, without scorning to iiutico my rudo spoech, ".in 1 I have promised to give him an answer this evening. And what" hero sho sjemod strangely embar rassed, and became deeply absor'ood in tho figures ou her fau "what un awer shall I give him?" "What answer?" I cried, as her moaning Unshod over my dull compre hension, "why, tell hint that you are engaged, oi course!" Just what huppenod nest is rather hazy in my tuiud almost obliterated by the direful catastrophe which so soon followed. I dimly remombor kissing her upturned faco as wo stood in tho shadow of a groat South Ameri can cactus, that screened us from all observation, nn I drawing her unre sisting form toward a divan that wo ha I occupied on tho memorable even ing when wo h i i been ungagod before We knew nil tho strongholds of her aunt's house perfectly. "How horridly improper!" shoes claimed, upropos of somethiu; or other. ".Suppose that auy one should seo us this way." "Thut would ba improper, I ad mit," I replied, Koreuoly ; "but theu, you see, nobody can." Th.i argument a as undeniable, and sho let her heal rest against my shoulder with u little sigh of satisfaction. "How absurd to think that we ever quarrelled," I observed, presently. "Oh, don't talk of that horrid time any more ! I have nearly cried my eyes out over it. Lot's just remem ber that we have loved each other all the while." For a momeut thnro was silence. "Alice!" 1 said, severely, as a sud den thought came to me; "what were you iutending to answer" "That," replied Mistress Alico, se renely, "you will never know." "There, that dauce is finished," I said ; "the rabble will be out here in a moment." "There is no hurry," she answered, with the delightful sang froid of wo mankind under oiroatustancos that are trying to maaoulino nerves. " We can see auy one who pass's the turn of the staircase." "Ah, now it- is tin ," she said, jAnoiilliplr ; j"nnii- mnrq Vimyanil I will see if I can fit royp'..' np a liUlo j lou Lave put my bair in a ohoolcin: state of disorder. Ught What's that?' I sprang to my feet, aghast. Ol her delicate pink corsage was a largf and gruesome staiu of black, .that wai slowly bnt surely sproading over thi entire front. "I-l-I'm afraid it's ink!" I said, in quavering accents of despair. Ink I Where in the world should any ink come from?" Iler voice ha! a hard, sharp quality, that I heard once in a while bofore. Evidently hoi ladyship's mood was fast losing lU amiability, and I felt some tremors ol fear. I knew altogether too well whert the iuk camo from. With an awful certainty I looked at my once immacu late white waistcoat; it was now a gruesome, soppy mass of Smith's Lino Ulack Commercial Writing Fluid. The emergency was frightful. Was there an outside exit? And then the dross horrible! I hare known affection to outlast tho crash of fortunes, and to vanish liko frost-work at a dish of gravy spilled over n new gown. Since that day I have refused to believe nil stories of hair growing gray from fright nn 1 anguish. It is absolutely impossible thnt any ouo should bf tcared as I wa?. Alice lookod up from herown mined finery and ciught tho woo-begono cx presiion on my face, and, overcome with tho ludicronsness of tho situa tion sho burst into a little ripplo of laughter, in which I was obliged to join. "Oh, Lr re she is," said n familial voice, and Mr. St tr. levant Hamilton, nccompanind by tho han lsomo Dick, turned in from tho long staircase. 1 saw the young gentleman's jaw drop suddenly, and the sight comforted me amazingly, nn 1 gavo mo courago tc meet stormv weather. "Why, Alico!" cried tho aunt, nuJ her stern glnnreswan lired from Alice's luckless gown to my lamentable waist coat in a manner that showed that two was rapidly being aided to two with tho customary result. "What in the world, Alice, have yon been doing?" "I rather think, aunt," sho mis chievously replied "I rather think that we have been getting engaged." "Dick's faco still wore a gloomy and sardonic expression, but lie managed to pluck ti) enough spirit to make ouo of his abominable iuns. "It strikes me," ho said, sadly, "that that is a melancholy wait of ink." It was probably about flvo years bo fore pooplo got through teasing us about our unlucky adventure. I do not expoct ever to hear the last of it, exactly, but wo never hoar it mentioned now except lucidcutally, and neither ray wife nor I seem to care at all any moro. But I can still remember tho horrid sensation of that dreadful mo ment. As I said before, it seems as though it had all happened yesterday. but I never, V'Hr-i aaother . fountain pau. Homo and Country. How Emin Tasks Was Killed. Licutouant Mohun, tho United States Consul on tho Congo, has for warded tho first reliable account of tho murder of Emin Pasha. He says that Emin, on bis li'.st expedition, bud intended to go to tho Congo State, and had crossed tho Congo for tho pur pose. Ho unnounced bis arrival to Kibouge, the Sultan of Kirundu, and asked his permission to proceed through his territory. Kibourge sent a letter to Emin granting his request, but at tho tamo time forwarded a let ter to Saul, ono of his vasjiils, com manding him to kill Emin. Said do tailed four meu to carry out tho sen tence, and they hurried to tho explor er's camp and found him sitting in his tent. They coolly rea 1 to him tho letter sealing his fate. Emin replied that his death would be terribly avenged by tho whito men, and warned thein not to hill him, but they paid no attention to him. Ouo of them seized his arms, nnother his head and a third his legs, while tho fourth boat out his br.aiiu. Etuin's people were scattered nbout tho village at the time and knew nothing of the murder, so the murderers escaped. They were afterward arrested, tried by court mar tial, convicted and hnugod. It is said that Emin had been warned of tho malevolencoof tho Arabs, aud ex pected sooner or latter that they would kill him, but ii J paid no atten tion to tho warmugf, and went on, perhaps, intentionally and willingly to his death. Pieavune. An 01 1 I mli a t Fighter's 'tvp. Frank (Irouard, chief of Govern ment scouisand uu lu lian fighter, un derwent a di.Ticult surgical operation at St. Joseph, Mo., in having removed from his right bido an Indian arrow head, which has boon emhcdod thero ,for nearly twenty years. Grouard could not lie in lucod to take au anes thetic. Wlieu tho 'instruments wen placed in position he calmly lighted a cigar aud stretched his powerful frame upon tho operating table. Cocaiue wus applied locally und the cutting began. Grouard never twitched nor moved a muscle, but puffed away at his cigar aud chaffed the surgeon. The arrow lay directly beueuth a large vein in the right groin, aud au inci sion of the veiu would have meant al most certain death, so the operation was a very delicate one, and the sur geon was compelled to use his tlnger to break tho tissues under the vein. Still Grouard smiled and talked, and when the dootor became provoked at his audacity, the scout significantly remarked that it was nothing to a man who had had, burning splinters thrust into his flesh, Grouard refused to take a carriage to his house. He says he was shot by a Sioux Indian while fighting with Oeneral Crook, The arrowhead is of steel, two inches long and ouo inch wide. Atlanta Cousti- tutiou. BUDGET OF FUN. HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM VARIOUS SOURCES De Wise and Ail vertlse Homreopatfclo Treatmsnt Iter Field Achieve-luent-Wliat We Thought About It, Etc., Etc My son. ba wise, An? arlvprtls". Teoplo are tmytnr, now don't ya knowf Sto) sn1 thinic i l'si pr.ntr's Ink. TU the curront on which the gold will flow. Dixpnt thnt frown An. l toll th town Of all tho spl-ndM goo l you hsrj in ttoclt. Don't l"p a wink L'so rrlnt'T' Ink. AcJcusto-n-rs to yojr stom like mad will flock. TfKh stnro nftni'tlv, Your -If very a-tivp, DusI.t-m will roil la i you'll bj up to your eyes. Thi col't will hluU t'ss printer's Ink. For ho whi wjuM bo prospurous must ad Ver'.Ui.. r.Meowool(N. J.)Nawj. noMT.Or-ATHIO TREATMENT", Tapa "Can't we do something to stop that child crying?" .Mama "Give her that crying JolL" -l'uck. hit. rir.r.D ox achievement. "How does Lrown's wifo manage to impress him so deeply with an idea of her superiority?" "Sho tikes him shopping with her." Washington Star. what iieth otronr Anorr it. Wife "Tlu ro comes that tramp I pave somo of mr biscuit to the other duy." Husband "Impossible 1 That must bo his ghost." l'uok. AFTKI. HBI. "You nro no lonzer troubled with rheumatism, aro you?" "No; something worse." "What's that?" "I'm troubled with a doctor." Tuck. TtT.NED OViCIt. Maxwell "How are you getting oa in your law practice?" Skinnem ".Splendid; although. I have Lad only one client so far." Maxwell "Is he wealthy?" Siiinaeui "Ho was." l'uck. ixcxnsivE. O'Toolo "That's a waluable goat, Misther Dooley." IJoolcy "ile don't luk it, Mike." O'Toole "Sure, he was wan av me daughter's widding prisints, and he ate up tho rist av thim." Judge. BiaSS OF DEFEAT. Cora"5o'you. Wisvsnre n0.r bus baud had the best of tbeargum'eat. Did she tell you so?" Madge "Xo; but I heard her say he wus a moan, hateful thing, as she went out of the room aud slammed the door." ruck. TIIK EDIDLK FA1!RIC. Tatters "Boss, couldn't yon givo a starving man somo old clothes?" Ch-ekerly "Why, you cau't eat them :" Tatters "Loss, I've lived for tho l ist w.ek on a pawned overcoat. " New York Advertiser. A STIIATEOIST. LuciUo "What would you do if I should refuse you'.1" Twombly "Ask Miss Munsey to morrow night." Lucille "Oh, well, I couldn't think of putting you to so much trouble as that." -Lobiou Courier. THC IlIOIIT PLACr.. "Ono of tho hardest things I know of," said tho young author, "is to get exactly tuo right word in the right place." "Yes," replied the irapeennions friend ; "take tho signature to a check, for lustuaoo. " Uoston Transcript. encovuaoi.no. Consumptive (in Colorado) "Is this room well situated for un in valid?" Landlady "It couldn't be better. I'vo had three consumptives here tho past year, und thoy liked it so well thut not ouo left until ho died." Li.'e. nnii to one more ili.. Fugs "They say that Dr. Capsule has made u toiiuuo within tho last Ave years. " Gags "llraeions! What a lot of people ho must have cured !" 'i'ou're away off; he didu't cure anybody; lie 'disoovered a new din ease." Now York Tribuue. Crr.CVM.sTAXTIAL EVIDENCE. 'Muqibtrato (to witnoss) "I under stand that you overheard the quarrel between this defendant aud his wife." Witness- "Yis, sor." Magistrate- "Tell the court, if you can, what he soemod to be doing." Witness- "He seemed to be Join the listeuin'." Judge. TTKXED D0WK. "Do yon wish to regari roe," ha tremulously asked, only in the light ofafrieud?' She sighed. "I wouldn't mind," she fait "if it was a little darner than th Even the gas-meter in the I -.J, caught her subtle meaning. Pu THI MAN rOB TUB FLACK, Dvisty Rhodes "Whither bound, comrade?" . Fitz William "Going' ovei" to Newark." Dusty Rhodes "What for?" Fits William -"Just read in the paper that a tramp was wanted over there for stealing chickens." ruck. BEATLT Or DCSTT ROADS. "See here," exclaimed ths red headed woman in wrath, "if you ain't out of this yard in ten minntes I de clare I'll run this umbrella down youi throat and open it." "There ain't a bit o' nse of that, mam," responded Dismal Dawson; "anybody that's as dry inside as I am ain't ncedin no nmbreller iu him." Chicago Tribune. LES HiSEliAr.LE. First Despondent "Say, you ain't going to jump in the river, are you?" Second Despondent "Yes, 1 am." "Well, that's what I came here to do also. What's your complaint?" "1 had thirteen poems rejoctcd by one editor." "And I had ono poem rejected by tbirtoen editors. Join mo." (They plunge.) Life. a winter's tale. "Thou hast grown cold 1" She spnko not. "Cold!" ho bitterly repeated. She stirred uneasily upon the cush ioned divan. "Yes," she faltered; "almost frozen." He strode from tho apartment, ami presently the sound of angry voices was boruo through tho register. I'uck. CAPUT nANDICArTET). Mrs. Veririch 'Wow that you havo retired from business, you ought to havo something to occupy your mind." Mr. Veririch "That's so! I am dying of ennui." " ell, why not go in for charity, and become noted as a groat philan thropist?" "Won't do at nil! Our poor rela tions might hear of it." Anr rrnxmrnE. "That stove." began tho customer, with deadly calmness, "you sold me last week was an 'art stove,' I be lieve?" . "Yes," admitted tho dealer. "Isn't it?" "It doesn't know any moro about art than a hog does about Sunday." "Eh? What?" "I say it doesn't know tho fir3t thing about art. I haven't tried it ou painting yet, but it can't draw worth a cent." Indianapolis Journal. IN ttNE WITH ni ANCESTORS. Tho Count (showing visitor through his castle) "That first room was fur nished with the spoil of a battlo in Spain. The nest with the booty se cured after a siege in Flanders. Here ii tho Turkish room. One of my ..castors broi'sht all these things Jack after a campaign in the East." Visitor "I notice that the furni ture iu this room is antique French." "Another ancestor obtained that. He sacked a palaoe in Normandy." "You have also, I see, a large amount of expensive furniture which is desidodly modern." "Yes. I bagged an American heir ess." Life. AN OBJECT X.E5S0N. A military company wero out on the rauge recently practicing riilo shoot ing. The lieutenant in command suddenly became exasperated ut tho poor shooting, und, seizing a gun from one, of the privates, cried angrily: "I'll show you follows how to shoot!" Taking a Ion; aim, and a strong aim, and au aim altogether, he iirod and missed. Coolly t'.iruiug to the private who owned tho guu, ho said: "That's the way to shoot." Ho again loaded tho weapon and missed. Turuiug to tho second man in tho ranks he remarked : "That's tho way you shoot." Iu this way ho contrived to miss about fifty or sixty time?, illustrating to each soldier his personal incapacity, and finally ho accidoutally hit tho target. "And that," he ejr.culatod, handing the gun back to the private, "is tho way I shoot. Next t'tuturi'i Population. A well known French statistician computes tho following ligurep, based on present statistics, for the end of tno of tho twentieth century. According to his tables tho population of tho earth at that time will bo ' Europe, 7tfJ,0"JU,00J (at present 3G4,Oi)0,0i)0). Asia, 1,100,003,030 (at present 8J0, 000,000). America, CSj,000,00 (at present 123,500,000). Australia, 30,000,000 (at present 5,700,000). Africa, 200,000,000 (at present 170,. 000,000). Thus America will be first in regard to increase aud Europe second, wuilo the ratio of increase will grow steadi ly larger in America and smaller m Europe. Tho decline of the ratio of increase, which may be already ob served in France, will extend in rota tion to Germany, Italy, England, eto. The population of tuo various coun tries ot ths end of the next century is given thus: Russia, 310,000,000. Germany, 115,000,000, France, 50,000,000. Chiua, 550,000,00(1, Uuited States, 400,000,030. Mexico and Brazil, 15,000,003. Canada, 40,000,000, Argentine llepublio, 30,000,000. English will probably be spoken in 1994 by more than 500,000,000, Ger man by 120,000,000, Spanish and Fortugueie by 235(000,000 people. MICHIGAN BENEFACTOR. A OWT RRPP.ATF.D STORT Or TRC rilll.AT!IKnrY. What Cha. n. Ilr.l-T a Pass Hr Vtpra Mlrhlfan, (Frrtm Grand RnpUU, Mirti., Evening Prrtt,) Th miwt beautiful spot In all this city b Inseparably assolstol with the nams of IT .irk ley. Chss. II. Ilsektsy bss twn In ths tnmher bnslnms bnre continuously iin, 1V4. and In tbst time has nmwH a fortun, whloh Rivs blm a rating among the wealthy men of the nation. But with wealth tti-m did not eoms thnt tightening of ths pan string which Is renerally a marked ehama. terlstte of wealthy men. It Is no wonder then that the nnms ot Chsrlos IL II irk ley U known at home an) Stroud. Ills munificence to Muskejoj atone, represents so outlay of nnsrly hs'f t million. For the mist twenty yers hs hn Iwen a ennslnnt mflVr-T from neuralgia ntij rheiimnttsro, n'so numbness of tho lotrf llml, so mueh so thnt It linsrioulv lnir. fere I with hisplensnre In llf. Fur sua, tlmepsnt his frien ls hsrt notte, thnt hi has swml lo prow yonnir sasin nn I hnve recovered tl.e health which he bnl U youth. To a 'reporter for the News Mr. Ilsri; espinineu ineferreioi ini trnnsinrtnnsir.n "I have atihVre.1 Inr omr 20 yenin," he vA, with pains lu my lowi-r llmlis so sevrrij that theruly rllf I eotil-l Ret at nllit t I'V puttlmr col I wntr enmprss on try llmls. 1 was r.othiTMl more at niitlit tUa In tho ilny time, Th nenrnju-li! an.l rhitj. mntic pnlns tn mv llmhs, w.ileli tuii Un prowinu In Inlen-lty for years, flniMy U enm ehronle. I miide thre trips to th Hot Sprlm, with only psrtlsl relief. n- th-n fell t.nrtt to my original stnt. eouhln't sit still, in. my snfferinirs tei.-Mr.tj mnliM tny life look vty l lue. Two ynnrs nr, list Ko.temler I notlred nn nreount of Ir Williams' rink Pills for Palo l't-opln :,K whst they hmi lono for othi-rs, nnl o. ensisi ro nenrly res'-mMe'l mlnn thnt I n lntrete1. so I wrote to one who hn.luiv-t s testimonial, sn eminent prof.nsor of rr.ii.i In Cnnn'lo. The reply I re.-veil wus pt-: stronger than 'he prmteil testimonial, aajt gsvs me fait Ii In tli mn-lleine. I tenntaklDt lK pills uml found th to h nil thnt tho profi-ssor haJ tol.l tr.eth would le. It whs two or three monfinv font I exprl'ni,e.l nny pritlbl3 lj:t ment of my conilltlou. My iimst n : such long standing that t-illd not exp speedy reeo very an I was thsnkful ewi. t be relieved. I progressed rnpldly, howv towards recovery nn 1 for ihent sis n.on:: have felt myielf a perfotly well miu hats reeomruenoed tle pills to miiny p,; nn J nm only too Riau to hhsih oi!i-n health through the medium ol this wun l ful medicine. I esnnot iy loo mu:?i : Whnt It hns don" for me." Dr. Williams' 1'lnk l'llls contain all ' elements neeeasaryto ctvo new life no I tines- to th blood nnl restore, sbmt-r nerves. They nro for salu by all dru.:?:- or mny be had by mail irom Dr. wiliu: Modlcino Company, Hehenecta ly, N. Y., 11 My cents per box, or six boxes lor tl A Msasluger enjoyed veal chops.breaJiJ J plenty of butter and a Rlns of ale. Deafness Cannot be Oared by loeal applications aa thoy can not rarti aix-awa portion oi i lie ear. mere i.on.r tvivr torn re Deafness, aud tut Is by cat ;leiial remedies. Di-arne.s Is ciuwd I r Hamed condition of ths inuroua linlns ol i Kostaablan Tube. When this tube gt'i uiuird jou ubto rnmonnsj souna or iv.a (i-ct neM-in. sod when it Is onllrf Ijr (l iJeafuess is the remit, and unless tiio Icy mailoncan be tukrn cut and this tilri tnreii to us normal condition, benrini: .. destrnyed forever; nine coses out tut i-aosetl by catarrh, which Is nothing but a-J nainea cnndiuon ur ine mucouaeiirtuc. we win give cine llundrel DUInrs f fjweof Dra,rnrss (cannod bv cAtarrbl H i not be enreil br Hall's Catarrh Cure. t-J r. 3. fnssiv A Co., TokUl tsoia by Drugcut. 710. Fielding sal J that tarts made with (.1 joliy alwuys remludud him of tienvcu. The Meat Tlenaant Vr Of prcvenlliitf the grippe, colds, Ucaiioc':! fuvirs is to Use tho liould laxulive ri f-yrupof Figs, whenever tho system i gentle, yet eflectivo cloan-iinf. To ho ! one murt get tho true reim-dy uiiiiiiit. by tho CalifomU Fig Syrup 'o. only, f by nil dru.'gi-.U In 3Uc. and J 1 b.uli v Th) Loudon Times is printod oa A' J I'Ir. Ir. Kilmer's FwAnr-Koor ' 111 hidnevBEd Klndd'-rtroT'.! I'limphletand Consultation (rt i.sbrutor' llnt,-uauiptou,y 1. Tre elty of Melbourne, Australia. ' 40 009 Inhabitants In two years hlJ i "An Ounce of prevention Is worth a pound of tv Iiiiiih i anuiits no no; viik:i iiii oii:k" loinuiu uml:)' '. minis of g.xxl. or.' gives rtllt:t. 1 ry lur yonrwlt t In- t. ou haw a huudai hu or bilious uiUvi- iluek was a h"arty eater. irf pnstry to any other part of iho diuue- Karl's Clover Root, the great moot ' aires freHtineui and cli-ariit-a toiLf too and vurea counpntion. & ci.. i Chicago has ",000 Danes. Mrs. VVInalow'ti Soottdn? Svrurf' teething. ufti'li Il.f lmimh. irdui r i ll Simon c, tlon, al.nya puin. i men Hind loii. . - V ' uurs ' tucceiari...i Hume said that nownns wa t!.'i list Kcotinnd coul.1 k-ivoto ta w r i I hnve found I'lmi III. lull. l.i.- me li 'ilx Coviiigti u, Ky , ' r I'nre f.ir I i - I H. Iotz. ber 1, IUI. Aluti.luum is fdd' r.-d. If nfflleted with mreeyemHn Dr. lV K)e-wuter. lruggitu!I at Had Hip Disc I aV VU "8'De.Dorj 1 8teflin?. Kv lie was trento 1 ut tho Chlldr-ii' Bostou, uai a-nou he cum hou.i'- ;urul"Ta mob , Je county Jitl ''dtha ),.'.' J J tre,il0 ln u r-Wbii'iiVb v s-n o..,, , . ,f " f4 Oelaw, UBntui tui raer ceri sorn i . John Itoyle EN rtVNMXn .SOUKS ou h. not step. Wa have been givluk' Bsrsipurills a yesr. anl b on r. "i XL ?ou'el' 'and piny as lively as nny boy soros and is the 1 I C T 1 i. ..on I lecton. 1IICAL.TH. Joux C. hvXLt, Hood'assQ ki to a.U..ar""!u" L.Lllho tvould i, Hood's Pill l not purg. 710 9 - I i t n I'l tr.i LI Z cm tire Eur A 1 c-.ir Ar.i.f n.aa luc-v Itew "Jll Urk-, K-r 1- il.-r v vr.' nit HUt t j u!v tl.. : (jiii t'tr l.';i-t'Tii u:i.. n 'tn.. . .'.ur.I t. ien-. re. Jriv ''., i, ere llf rolawy iy oiik !'d iu ' ll IU 111 SIU. ll .riicl. .l-li.Td, u.' of 'l' 1IUII.I a di u re I ' !ler-. m njl r in, ! of the q "ilir suiu i they wa ''d. As i '''r duy hi. i-iiig iron rd to s;iy 'J. lind ki HANl ""id Outr III fio s!ory o '''Ik river. ' .t(.,t 20, -Mouraft 'l-'e. j ' rai.Ve Vullnce '.PMou. fun wwiedge i PUt a lona wfiir of iii 'ill ajioft-.j 'iron he v nuea tuk V!ald h .J y Lo wal ."O'-'n fouii -ttU were 'Until a : QUICKL Mntes Mat. Oklahomi s bait's frou: -'''gof thr Leen-th ,;' horso and , -run., ,0o ." Vlgilunm. ' "'e.au.1 U r'.'ho,, -"'"'iiitry, n '""Ulllij l , ut wero ,ur)v eon?u NTUCKY Taken v.T ar Lt Tn -J", ?,cdti