Brief Fun Flitch Ridge. Liever KunsAL Waoexheiler t Ich will tleer iiatit nraolo sclnivu wos fur en boonieralinha tzeit os ich kot hob om Sotnmlawg ovet. Ks Bftto mcro by jinks koKl ilcr bookel nuff won ich lrw ilenk. Ich bin tn batchelor 41 jolir olt. Bashful, uilich, LuiiRciich un una simla, grand weo in minora kindheit. Well ich bin UMht uiT-ainohl my lcilJich lava liulicli wnrrft, ich bin uffon onto os wco Hour worm, ich hob ken ob biulit man kot except far en fraw. My lunwRa is ouh oiUlor kooma, my cylinder escapement hut uiiuiuy es caped. Ich hob g'spcheered ilos ich my laveus lawf enera ihuh, odder ich date amole in maiRa my iiwga ulT mocha in Paradise. Oh 1 yonuner, bletzlich bin ich pa-moofed warra futu geinht, un do Till Voffelnawn is mere ci-kooma. So hut usht about ho fiel ring oom de harna kot os ich aw, en obbadid bo gross os era fees un en digestion os we en welshkorn hheller. So hut mere aw-gVlitoim ovver se hut mere tzu en arittocra icisha freindnhoft kot. So is en shtief schwester tzu dor Sex foos Dotz. Well ich hob my mind ufT gu moch 8e tzu kaptura wous in minii huHsa ware. Ich hob eera en brief g'shriva cb ich kooma darft so satia. Ich hob en answer kot in ooht-un-drisch minuta, cb wore oil O. K. Ich net kooma. Oh ! harlichkeit, yetzt, wore der Orumbino im glir, sei iiiawga woro oil hunk, noi eylindor escnpemeutlworo automatic un self balencing back-action. Oh ! glory. Solly nocht hov ich in nnes fum old a Solomon sina beddor g'schlofa woo or shreibt dor-fun in siiia leva-songs. Ich bin der nacht morga ulVgVlitoii na mit da fiegel. Somsdawg oved, 7 uhr shuref.dcr Gruinbine reelit dis guised, so tzu xnwgn, nhio pii -bul-veered, en weis ga-kuchod hem aw, nhtoro henshing on der baud, l;tivol ga-blacked mit bock-ufla roone, en rodo bandamtna Hchnup-dooch um der hols, bo hov ich on dor Till cram fodder Hinera deer gVbtounn un gu rappod. Do Till is kooma un inich nei ga nooma, Oh ! Himmtl, es in mere tshunt en luch ins hartz g'shmulsa bo' groso os eu nummer dii rodc-reeb. Do Till woro Bees, un ich wore harlich, ich wore usht reddy far se tsu karraseora os es g'shtaubt bet, dflil k!Bpt era dawdy in de shtoop. Oh 1 alend. f'louSS du loompa-hund, ich ken dich, du bisht dar Kernal Black-o-ridgo, '.oof er uns knollisa, eu kail dos de maid noue neitAAli.1 Vz'iUMjeiVlu, u n rised eana no de hats ob far on eera bangs room fingora weo du der Mad' Pollard husht, kon net by miner Till Bei. Nouae, odder ich kick di husso hoe woo di rodo nhnup dooch is," un farhoftich are huts gu broveered, un fardult nacht dahie ga-brocht, are is en garver by trade, un ich bin fardihenkered bIiuio os are Hi hondwarrick far-Bhtado. Ich wot Bellom olda Bholm Bi tzern not hovvaferen sheckich bisketzly init ma wimi ring um dor hols ; won ichs mole widder shtauda kou far ufl' ma buggy tsu hucka don koom ich dich nana, uHht olla wile hov ich oneia bletz dos my personal attention hova missa: Ich biu dine bis do shtarna shmelsa. IIezekiau Gltt'MIIINE. P. S. Ich huff Be hank der Kernal lilackoridge, oder Hchnida en ufi far fix bade, odder doona ebbes Bhumsht wieshtest mit erne. H. O. Call for the Republican State Conven tion. Rei'uiilican State Com., 1 Phila., Pa., Feb. 24th, J To the Republican Electors of l'a: I am directed by the Republican State Committee to announco that the Republicans of Pennsylvania, by their duly chosen representatives, will meet in State Convention at Harmburg, Pa., Wednesday, May 2 3d, at 11 o'clock A. M., for the follow ing purposes, to wit : For the nomination of candidates respectively for Governor, Liouteu-unt-Governor, two Members of Con gress from the State at Largo, Auditor-General, Secretary of Internal Affairs, and for the transaction of other business ns may be presented. Attention is called to the rule adopted at the State Convention of 1893 providing for the basis of repre sentation, as follows : "Representation in future State. Conventions shall be based upon the vote cast at the Presidential or Gub ernatorial election immediately pre ceding, one Delegate being allotted to each Legislative District for every 2000 Republican votes and un ad ditioual Delegate for a fraction ex ceeding 1000 votas, each District to have at loast one Delegate." By order of the Republican State Committee. B. F. Gilkehon, Cha'n Attest : J ebb B. Rex, A. D. Fetteuolf, Secretaries. Book Agents Are a much abused cIums, but there are few occupations which pay better, or furnish pleasanter employ ment. P. W. Zioglor & Co., of Phila delphia, one of t ho most reliable houses in the buisness, are making liberal offers for agents. It will pay any one, who would like to add something to his income, to road their advertisement in another column. lVroti! who urc tuibjce.t to iitriirkn of bitiuux colic eitu nlmoxt Invariably tell, by their ftelingi. when to expert uu attack. IT t'liiimberliilii's Colic, Cholera ami Hiiirrhoea ltntly Is taken ax soon it h tlieh? yniptoiiiM up pivir, they ciui wiinl o(T the ilinuttfe. Much pernotiN (.luiulil alwityh keep the Ittmely nt hatnl, remly for iininedlnte tine when tifodml. Twoi.r throe (Ioimk of It at the rlk'lit time will tutve them much nurTerinit For miIi bv (i. M. Shlnilel, Mid.lleburg, mi l .T.W. Sump, sel, lViniwereek. Valuable Present Free. We w iidi to introduce our Synteni 111 Ih into every home. We know that we mmitifiu'ttire the very hect remeily tin eiirth for the cure of eoiiHtlimtloit, ItillimiMiefK, Sit-K llfiidiiche, Kidney Troiililt'H, 'l'urpiil l.iver. etn ; Hiitlthat when you have tiled tliene pilln you will gladly recommend them toothers, or take nn agency, find in thU way we hhtill have n hirge, well ptiylng deiiuind ert'tkteil. As h cpi'fiiil iinliiri'iiii'lit. for every reiiiler of thix I'tip.T lii try theKO pilln at once, we will nive to each perwoii who i'ii.l 'J"iri nl in eiifli, or !!0 eonts ill htlllll.'.fi'l' It box i l Sl( llll'illM.OIIl' of the flit in;; ;iies-lit!: A Hunt! cdiiii' (l ilil Wateli. i u'ikiiI Silver uitteh. a '.ilii'tlit T.iw ii ,nt, ii Hen llilte I li:tlilnlii iiilitr. l Cilfket of Silverware ttr it Ht-iiiiine "i.'IO (Jid I'ieee. I'.tcr.V j tl I't-1 1 .1 r u't i one of the nlittvi pi'f-i There lire ItO except in:;-. r.i.iw '!einec!y Co. I!u(lier!t,i,l, N. ,, D it. r.. ii . v ru; i.r.u. I .)!: NT I ST Treating, lilling. artificial teeth, bridge and crown W't.'K. titrtms oMtle gu for painlof. t l i net ioiif. l'.vet y tiling pert:lMtllig to (lentlslry. Van Hilii V old htiind. SKI.INMJUOVE. PA PAINT cracks It often costs more to prepare a house for repainting that has been painted in the first place with cheap read)"mixcd paints, than it would to have paimW It ZZZ flth ly pure white lead, ground in pure linsec cfu. Strictly Pure White Lead forms a permanent base for repaint ing and never has to be burned or scraped off on account of scaling or cracking. It is always smooth and clean. To be sure of getting strictly pure white lead, purchase any of the following brands: "Armstrong & McKelvy," " Beymer-Bauman," "Davis-Chambers," Tahnestock." For 'Colors. NationalHXead Co.' Pure White Lead 1 iiiIiiik Colon, a oneioun1 can to a 3j-miiil kfK of Leait and mis your own paints. Suvrs titiiu and aniiuyaticc in matching thudes, and ittstirM the best paint that it if pos sible to put on wood. Send un a postal card and get our book on p.itnts und color-card, free; it will probably mv ou a good many ilullari. NATIONAL LEAD CO., New York. PittsburR Bninch, German National Bank Building, Pittsburg. THE OTTO Gasoline : Engine, MuHt and will take the place of steam No waiting to get up steam, no danger from sparks or boiler explosions, al ways ready for uho and can be run at a eoHt for fuel of one cent per hour per borne power. You can get either sta tionary or portable engine. Bee testi monial with this notice. For further purtieulurs call on or write to the sub scriber. J. SLAYMAKEK, Huubury, Pa. Milton, Dec 27, 1893. T CI,.Ur,a1,.. Clinl.ll.. T iHjar Sir The Otto Oa Engine we pui ( liaeil from you is giving the greatest aatia- ruction. The nuicknutm Willi wnicn it can lie Htnrted and atoimed. the Terr nuall Hiiioiint of attendance it requires and the economy of fuel make it a model motor for niovinir any kind of niucbinery. ery re' apectfully, West Branch Novki.tv Co II. C. Fkick, tecretary, n IWli Tl P s () , We want your trade, and by means of our advertisement we are seeking to get your attention and attract you to our store. If you are a customer of ours, we are anxious to increase our business with you ; if you are not we hope you soon will be, as no honorable means will be spared to attain this end. That we keep the best qualities of every thing all who deal with us wi cu test. We guarantee you the low est possible figures. THE I i i CentraEllnrSoods Store STOCK IS m E 1ST most varied we have ever shown, we keep constantly on hand a full line of of goods pertaining to the thorough furnishing of a home in the most modern sense, FURNITURE of every description, Oarpets,Rugs, Draperies, Pianos, Organs, Music al Instruments (send for catalogue) sheet music, &c. Write us if you need anything to beautify your home or make it more comfortable, or better come and see us, will at least make your visit pleasant. Selinsgrove, Pa., Spi viiio' O pen i ng ! We have just received a large and select lot of Spring and Sum mer Goods fresh from the Eastern cities. We are making special of fers on CARPETS, & MATTINGS. Now is the time to supply your selves with the most seasonable oods on the market lor the lowest rates. Respectfully, S. WEIS. I. R. SMITH k CO., Li iront Street Muton, Pa. El J. ilfl. KLINE, BEAVERTOWN, WELL DRILLER, and Agent for Riefs Hydraulic ! D (or Ram.) Wit Ih a new uul marvelous Invention. Juct the tiling' fu want for el evating ii continuous supply of wnter frroni prints or Imitn-lies. It is s-lf-oiiiTtitiini. siuiplti in construction nnil unsiii pusseil in tl 11 nt lil i y. 1'liey are now lioini,' placed In every State in the 1'iilon and are wanted in every county, town and village. We challenge the world to produce Its equal. Must prove satisfactory before payment Is made. For further Information write for illustrated catalogue. "WELL DRILLING. HavlntrMrilled over three hundred wells In this County, plenty of ref erence cim be Iven as to the eflieiency of my work. 1 respectfully solicit your patronage in this line ami will Kuarantee you perfect satisfaction in every j')U. J. M. KLINE, BEAVERTOWN, PA. TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE T T1IK liUKAtHSTSACUIl'lCK Kvl'.ll KNOWN IN CKNTItAI. I KNN- SYLVANIA. We are not selling out, i.t we du this to iinTen-.- our sales above any ijic vlous venr. We ifiveii few of the prices, us follows : Soft Wood Chamber Suits $14.(MI Cotton Top Matt less J.'J'i Hani WimmI Chamber Suits ltl.UO Woven WiJe Mattress. 1.7" Antique Ouk Suits, 8 Tieces llt.OO Med Springs I'lusli I'urlttr Suits iiu.iHi urop tables, per rt tl ) Wooden Chairs per set S.S0 I'latform KoeKers 2..'i'J In stock, everything hi the furniture line, iucludini; Mirrors, Mook ( uses, Desks, Sideboards, Cupboards, Centre Tables. Fancy Kockers. Maby ( hairs. Feather Fillows, Lotnices, Couches, Poiiijhtrays, Kinks, Mall Hacks. Cane t'-eitt Chairs (hie, meitiutu and cheap furniture, to suit all classes. l'rle rti'M d nil through. Come early and see our stock before t;iviii your order, and tuns siiv 10 tu ju wn very ,.vJUr, Special Attention Given to Undertaking tt Embalming. KATHERMAN & HARTNAN, Limited, MIFFMMlL'KtlM. l'A. GUNSBERGER CRN BRVE YDUI'MDNEY. GENTLEMEN WHY DO YOU PAY HIGH PRICES FOR YOUR Spring & Summer Clothing "When I am iveiarcd to furnish you the most complete assortment of the LATEST SPUING and SUMMER STYLES in Hats, Caps, Shirts, Neckwear and Gents' Tarnishing -which is the most desirable and best selection that I have ever shown. Bargains in Everything and for Everybody R. GUNSBERGER, i Great Reduction Sale of n E5j nn ra W H m m. El W M Ifc For Ninety Days ! 3ST35"W G-OODS. New Goods just received from the Eastern. Cities. Special Bar gains at PETER GARMAN'S STORE FREMONT, PA. Clothing, Hats, Caps, Boots, Shoes, Groceries, Stoneware, Queens ware Glassware, &c. An entire Counter richly loaded with 5 cent Goods of every descrip tion. PETER GARMAN. CHANGED HANDS! The Tinshop & Stove business lately conduct ed by J. H.Rhoads is in my possession. I am. prepared to offer Spec ial bargains in STOVES, TINWARE. Spouting, Tin and Corrugated roof ing. Call and see my goods. Respectfully, H. M. REIGLE. The Post9SI.50 pery LEADING OLOT1IIEK, MIDDLEBUKGH, FA.
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