Brccf Fum Hawsa Barrick. Lever Keknel Harder. Sham. Wnisht du wos en sham is t Du iloonht net t Well, well ! Un tie weMt is so full os le nirgpr kep felwi iu iter BockmooM Valley. Ae sort Bunras sin tie wisa tlicher os do weipsloit ivver do kuppa-kissey Lonka fun da bedder far ho shio gooka nmuclio. 80 sin far gor ken uho except fur eui kolde bio gevva bis mer es bod ob-g'sbart but eb nier noi Rroddlii con. Icb bob s'sawd Be sin fur ken use. So sin ducb. Era use is fur ebbes tsu dockn ho os iner's not sa'na Bull un hcII is generally tlrcckicbo kuppa-kisHPr. Awver des oin net de nutrient sort bbams os in dura weldt nin. Do mensbta Bbams sin unicb du left. 'Mobl 10 Hort fun Bella Bbams is der sham politician, woo net wane far wass os aro en Detnagrawd odder en Republican is, awver will olsfart oflice. Icb mecbt eue en sham sbtateHiuan hivm, awver wile are ken history un ken tzeiduughcBed ware's shier en shont ene tsu fargleicha tsu ma sbodda fun ebbes os reebpecta- ble si mecbt. En onery sort sham is der nion woo en gonBer Soonduwg lnounsed un yamered wiega der Bcbleobtich keit fun der weldt un Moondawgs daid si naixter nuchber b'shisa ous ma gotvl. Sell is der griHhdudoom sham. Mer ben derno der Bokla dawt sham der mon woo olsfart schwetzed wtcga "uns oldta sol dawta," un woo gakent wore dorricb der greek ols en blanket deeb, boun-ty-joomper un deserter. So karls -wora olsfart gronk wons in en battle ambulance trains drunna g'bova. En gooter soldawt mauched olsfart en gooter citizen. Awver, Kernel, busht du in dime laeva g'bared fun tswee shams anonner hira T Es happened olla dawg. Es is der boo woo oil si geld sbpend far livery rigs, fino segara, echlechter whiskey, un wolfel jewelry won aro grcd si maidel Biena un muss dorno gold bena far en week kawfu won are ee amohl glared hut. Awver aro farloered nix. Es is wo en blinder gowl boddla uff aner os net Biena con. Es maidol con net melka, net bocka, era finger sin tsu fei fur wesha, un is tsu mot far ansich ebbes do os fressa. Se but falshe bore, g'farbde bocka, fulnho tzte, un es ivvericb is uff ga-maucht mitbaw wool un koomet-shtuffing. "Gleich un gleicb gazelt sich gam." Mer ben derno shams fun lawyers os hoche worda usa in erani g'sbwetz un in erani pi act ice wissa net f1er difference g'schwibha ma'Sci. Ja. - ma sei-shtoll ; duckter os olles wis, waoga physics, clinics, obstetrics un oil da onerf( icks, awver kenna net sawga eb de fraw es niooder-wto but odder usht de kotza-gicbtera. In fact mer est ols ebmohls shams un mer wase es net. We ich in Fil delfy wore. in Belloui grouua wartz- bouse woo Be ols dor alligator uff dor shpoicher ga-ndda ben, bov icb em nu'ger g'aawt are Bet mere boocb- weetza koocha, boonicb. uu booder bringa far my morga-essa. We de socha cooma Bin don wora's sham boocb-watza koocha ous wietza male ga-bocka, sham bootor ous oldt fot gmauched (oleomargarine), un sham boonicb ous tzooker g'inaucht o noo ken coin fuiHoocht but g'hot. Iu fact es is boll olles shuin os mer aw gooked, un es hut mich shunt uf t g'wpouered os nuch nemond dor moond runner g'numma but ene far. kawfed farEnglibherkaHeunen tzin- inerdellor nuff g'ubtockod fur de loit foola. Ols Widder, Boonastkil. PORT TKEVOItTON. Winter has been with us for a few hours. We have had snow llukns that wero no fakes; and ice on the river that closed tralllo for a while. Yet old Sol righted matters again much to tlio disgUHt of the boys who were spinning about ou the gravel bars.... Mumps are prevailing iu our town. In almost every family of children one or more are ailing, consequently there are vacant seats in the school room to the number of twenty five ... . We believe that one of the most appropriate sermons that could be preached in our churches might be drawn from the verse, "The Lord is in His Holy Temple; let all the earth keep silence before Him." The church should be the house of worship not of amusement. Boisterous laughing and loud talk ing, and chewing tobacco within its walls, are indeed a Ught reverence. We have due respect for the good intentions of the members, but we must attribute the serious ncgloct of good order during services to their toleration. We say firmly, down with it; and the credit is yours. Waverlt. RAINY WEATHER ! "FEET WARM HEAD COOL," Is nn axiom of health, which, If cure- fully observed w ill nave tunny a doc tor bill, nnd guarantee a long and happy life. Although tnlslsno iiceret. there U a secret connected witli thin statement nnd that Is how to tlo it. 1 answer Buy Your Shoes of Garman, Miacueburgn, fa., where you nlwnys get what you ex pect at prices that defy competition. IN -a 1 . Chamber Suits. Look at tbeui. ' ParloT Suits. Look at them. Side Boards. Look at them. 011 de, Lounges, Patent llockors, Easy Chairs. Look ut them. 50 Baby Carriages. Look at theiu. Baby Coach Itobcs, AfTaghans, Lace Coverti, all prices. Look at them. They are beauties. Carpets, Oil Cloths, "Window Shades, Laco Curtains,Curtain Poles, Hugs of all kinds, and everything else at the popular furniture and carpet store of W. H. Felix, Lewistown, Pa. .v Vigor Youth DR. J. H. MCLEAN'S STRENGTHENING CORDIAL BLOOD PURIFIER AN ANTIDOTE FOB Exbantlnn, bos of Awtlt, I-ow flplrlU, blouittvll tlckut). uutl 1hmm1u. lHnnt totliMttlaml n fnvorlls tenia with lUaUdiud. i"iiut)l. boMby alldruKgUU. THE DR. J. H. MCLEAN MED. CO BT. LOUIS, MO. VIGOR OF MEN tuoliy, Quickly, Permanently Restored. IVettknras, Krfuuaitvii lfevblllly. miU ell thii lrm of tt vile lniu unrly vrrnraurlutur eioitn. thu ruftulu of uvvrwurki lt kuu, worry, eui. e utl lrthgUi. devoloi'tuvnL, ami lnte iiivi n to 9rry orvtii eitd iMirtiou of th hotly, timiile. natural hiuiImmU, luimiNiiAtti 1 11 14m t 0111 nnt tMi. Kftilure liniHwaible, Kin) rwrnntnt'. ilook, expleueUutii euU pnnttn fuailtHl (hhIoi1) fre AiMrvvii , (HI MftOIOAC CO., ftUFPALO. N. V. We want your trade, and by means of our advertisement we are seeking to get your attention and attract you to our store. If you are a customer of ours, we are anxious to increase our business with you ; if you are not we hope you soon will be, as no honorable means will be spared to attain this end. That we keep the best qualities of every thing all who deal with us w test. We guarantee you the low est possible figures. R STOCK IS THE FINEST most varied we have ever shown, we keep constantly on hand a full line of of goods pertaining to the thorough furnishing of a home in the most modern sense. COAT8,COATS! Winter is Coming And vim imut lin vp umiietMiitf f protect you from it chilly l.lnMn. You want A COAT! Something hur.lsoin. nml MyliMi nti.l not toonf...i iii'prici, for. In tln linr.l thm- Every Dollar Counts! Wi-ll. wehnvo It-nml Miit wlmt vou want, fop f c,mt n, yfr,iv Wl, lav everything Inf.-nnd fa'liioi,nhl-. t'..nt- N ITUilE of every description, Carpets,Rugs, Draperies, Pianos, Organs, Music al Instruments (send for catalogue) sheet music, &c. Write us if you need anything to beautify your home or make it more comfortable, or better come and see us, will at least make your visit pleasant. J. B. SMITH & CO Limi Front Street Milton, Pa. ei, -- J. f.'l. KLINE, BEAVER! jzf WELL DRILLER, and Agen. . , Kite's Hydraulic 1 (or Ram.) iS'lt 1h 11 uew tiud unirvoloui Invention. Jiiht the tiling you want for el evating 11 contlnuouM hiiI.v of waterjfrroni (iprin(: or bruin-hen. It is nelf opcrntin, simple in coiiHtrurtion ami unHtirpiiHHftl in 1) 11 ru I il i y . They are now Iji-i nr Jilnceil in every State in the Union ami are wanted in every county, town ami village. We challenge the worhl to produce Its equal. Must prove atlhfiietory before payment It made. Forjfurther Informationtwrite for llliintratetl catalogue. WELL DRILLING. llavlnk''drilled over three hundred wells In thlC'onnty, plenty of ref erence cnu be given nn to the efllciency of my work. I respectfully nollcit your patronage in this line and will guarantee you perfect Mttlhfactlou iu every job. J. M. KLINE, BEAVERTOWN, PA. You Will Miss II if you don't buy your Fa Suits -of- Gunteberaer Others may blow about their big stock and low prices,but MONEY TALKS, and if I can't duplicate any suit fold in this county for less money than you paid for it I will forfeit tho nrico of tho suit. Try me on. R. GUNTZBERGER. Wmm M ft W Fit For A Princess ! at I tMiMiiut I'rieec. l!ut eannot de ferib.. them -fl,,. variety U ton great xo enn ami nee for vourxel f . Central Dry Goods Store, SELINSCROVE. Great Reduction Sale of la li II 5ia -i For Ninety Days .T Tho Undersigned Offer The Public Their EN TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE AT TUB OlM-ATKSTSAC'UIKlCUKvF.lt KNOWN IN (T.NTI'.U. I'KNN . SYLVAN I A. We are not gelling out. l.t we do thl to Im-reiiHe mir cal- above an vi.re. violin year. We irlvn few of the pricex iih followx : Soft W ood Chamber Suits H.(M)Cotton Ton Mniti-..k .1 Hani Wood Chamber Suits Ul.iMi Woven W iJe MattuV-i 7 --, Autiiie Oak Suits H 1'ieeen 1!MMI Heil S.ringH T.V-, I'lnsh Parlor Suit. HO iMt lrop Tables, per ft . .' ."ii Wooden Chairs per net 8. 50 I'latform Hoekern '! 11 mock, everynimg in tne furniture n,., ineln.ling Mirrors. Ilook'l'n.. I, , f,,,l,,,M"",',.Cupbi)ardii, Centre Tublen. Fanev Ibiekers. Habv l liairn' heather I'iIIouh. Loungen. Couehen. ImughtrayH. Sinks. Hall K.i-'kn. Ca,,p Meat Cbairs-nne, medium nml cheap furniture, to unit all clause rrieen reduced all through. Come early ami ce our stock before givlm. your order, and t li iih nave 15 to SO pee cent, on every dollar s pedal Attention (liven to I ndcrtakin & Embalming. KATHEP" V HARTNAN, Limited, MIFKLLMJUUUII, I'A. i - 1 ' ... , 1 In 1' I 1 u . 1 1 1 1 . 1 ' I 4 f'iV.' 1" j. ii fei . Wil l eM fee h THE l?cavcrtown Carriage Company, having leased the Ucavortown carriage Works, the manauer, J. 1?. (Jetchell, takes this method of informing tho public that he is now prepared to furnish them with superior veliicles of the latest styles and modern improvements. Wo will bo pleased to make estimates on the building of heavy vehicles, such as drays, trucks, huckster and farm wagons, also manufacturers of (ietchcirs (c)uccn Palo Car riage dears for the trade. j. xs. Oiuxoii ;TiTi.iyrfiifioxi -gelinsgroYet Cashes toreK- -!Ji:Hi;tCHOUSi;:i:I'ro)ilelmK- Having purchased tho t-tock of general 'Merchandise of lianiel ('rouse, ami added greatly thereto, 1 take pleasure iu inviting my friends to call and nee mo when they come to Seliusgrove. 1 hat e iu stock a full line of -GENERAL MERCHANDISER- including a fine lino of (iroeeries, Tin ware, China-ware, Tobaccos, CoiifcotlnnaricH. 1 would call your particular iilti ntlun to my mi perlor lino of Wall Paper l Window .S hades which I am selling at extraordinary low 'prices, l'oi example, 'I have the laiu buir paper, dillerent hhades, very ntvlish, iloiible width ami double bolt at from I'M to 115 cents per bolt, with lii inch bonier to match at 8 cents per yard. .My window tlutdcs areas beautiful an they are Mylish and sell from M to 00 cents a piece. My motto is "Cheap For Cash!"' Country produce- accepted as pot cash iu exchange, ft r good.-.. (J Jim mid ee me. jaan-in onousE, Opi OHltoOppenholmer'i Clothing Store, Hellii'grovo, I'd. III tie ry 11L ill t ye-,utn A
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