Brief Fnm Causa Earrick
LiETEtt KritMer. HAnnr.R. Do Polly
it grutik far do lednlita tawa worlm.
So hut iliT gicksor mrr lim ilo
Sox fooH Bet 7. fur tn tnnwil. Do
nrflit wculi oh ilo l'olly Ktouk wore
liovo irh do Iiouho nrnwet tradoo.
Ioh liob bully gotnl brodo Rn-bocka.
Ks wore bo gulo on an gwit un is iv-
vcr do )ooiia noun g'lufla. Oyir con
ioh booka unlit ho good o on wcipH
lnrncli, awor mn gVclmr woslm bin
ioh not fool funorn bond. Dor hoond
hut do iioiitui Howor g'hold:u uwcr
cvon mit oia hound binont hilf hov
ioh not os nooli in odor lioMn koium,
uu de l'olly hut draff inmut far do
Betz groogn, uu evil oddor wolo hov
ioh ho evvtt hoola niissii. Siddor oh
bb do iH hov ioh nix tail do os in du
ocka room huokun grownmi wo on
older bIioo. Do onnor nooht wore
ioh nwouioh blipoto druunu ons IIul
loihocka uu ho hut dor l'olly g'nawd
bo kont mioh cura. So in draw uu
hut on line-doooh ivor sicli g'hcnkod
un Ve ich on dor groitz-wnko coonia
' bin hut bo uflf oiu ock-nhtio g'huokod
un hut ols tsu nidi solvor b'mintiI:
"Woo Bull ich ene ouna doo t Woo
Bull ich cue onna doo !" Ioh woro
ordlioh im tir, un hob not g'wiHt os
cs de Betz is un bin uff gHhtcppeil
un Be g'frogt wos bo noooha daid.
"Ich bin dor divel, un willdichhoola
wile do not di Bowfa Bhtuppsht."
"Well," hov ich g'sawd, "Ich daid
UHht bo lieb mit dere gio os we hame
gio. Ich hob di schweshter, de Sex
footi vBotz. far en tnawd. un do
ihiid lit ae forloicht unlit bo good aw
grawd mit nemma." Eb ich ebbes
soonst gwi8t hoh hut se mere hinna
oiu linka ore ni g'schloga os ich tzro
molluna jhtarna g'sana hob. Sell
hutTuiich coonvincod os ich en gros
ser mintako g'niauchod hob, un ob
ich explaina hob kenna is bc ivvcr de
fouce we en shodda un is dorrioli
em olda Sammy Seudapetzor si bar
rick fold nuff os we en harsh. We
ich hame cooma bin wore Be uff dor
hulso-box g'huokod un woro orriok
rhodo im g'sioht. Se hut grawd ni
g'shtart far Bholda. Ioh hob se
awilo gio galuHt bis ondlioh U bo tsu
hardt cooma un ich bin uff-ga-joonip-ed
un hob era g'hawd ioh ware boss
fun dor shifnty do wilo os do Polly
sich not solver holfa kont, un sekont
usht era biudly mauchu un ol
shtarta. s naixt oa ich g'wist hob
hut bo mich longs uff cm budda lia
g'hot un wore uff more g'huoked. Se
hut mioh farshprocha wolla maucha
os ioh era fulga daid, un dos hov ioh
mich grawd farsohwora os ich not
doo. So is usht uff mere huoka
blivva un endlich hut se wisder free
da era pife rouse un awfouga
Bohmoka. Now Kernel, denk amohl
draw on oldor mon on olf uhr in dor
nooht uff em bouch in simo agona
house lia un en from wcipsmech uff
erne hucka ! Well, ich wore in der
pine far en ehtood un a holb bis en
dlich hov ioh mich oi-govva un era
olios farshprucha os good un base is,
un ho hut mich uff-ga-lust, awor my
hartz woro furbruoha un ioh biu bid
der bo mowderich os on oldo glook
os do collory hut. Wou do l'olly
not boll uffcoomod so os moro dos
loodor Ioko warra don gano ioh fart
bo woit os dor himmi ll bloa is.
01s Widdor,
UOOSASTIIL.
MARIUKD
MayO, by John . Haohman. J.
P., l-raiiklm llimbaoh und Miss
(tithaiiuo lliiokonbuig, both uf
Ctuitru township.
May 7. by Win. Moyor, J. P.,
Aniim Swtuiu of Union C'oiiioih.
North. Co., to Minn Ida Stnmb of
mur l ioobiug, l'a.
nun).
Julia, yoiunrnHt t-hi,l of Jiro 1
andlbmiot Yfttor, MilUin oountv.
l'n., HK'od I your.
i j
iu.llu.i. k,i. 1.7. VT - '-
M,.ntM.tM.
It Should Be in Every House.
J. D. Vilon,8?l Clay 8t , Sharps,
burg. Pa-, pays he will not be with
out Dr. King's New Discovery for
Consumption, CoukIih and Coliin, that
it cured ills wife who was threatened
with Pneumonia after an attack of
"I-a Orlppo," wlien various other
remedies find several physicians had
done her no good. Itobert llnrber,
of Cookxport, IV, claims Dr. King's
New Diocevery has done liliu more
(food than anything Im ever ued ior
Lung Trouble. Nothing like it. Try
It. Free Trail Bottles at I. t Kep
ler's, Drug Store Pantonville,
large bottles, COo. and (il.(H).
The proiiiptueos and certainty of Its
cures have made Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy famous It is Intend
ed especially for oooghn, cold croup
and whooping coughs, and Is the
most elTectuul remedy known for
thewe dlxeaxe. Mr. C. 15. Main, of
l ulon City, Piu, says . "I have n
great sale on Chainiiertniu's Cough
Homed y. I warrant every bottle and
have never heard of one failing to
give mtlre satisfaction." AO cent
ImttloH for sale by it. t,f Sltindel
Mlddlooiirg. Ph., ami Dr. J. M. rJaiup
scl lVinis Creek, !'., May.
There is nothing 1 have ever used
for muscular rheumatism that cives
me us much relief us Chamberlain's
l'alu Kaliu does. I have been Using
it for about two years four bottles
in nil ns oceusion required, and al
ways keep it bottle of it at home. I
believe I know a good thing when I
gut hold of it, ami Pain llahii is the
heHt liniment 1 have ever met wiili.
V. II. Denny, dairyman. New Lexing
ton. Ohio, tut cent bottles for vale hv
). M. Shindel Mi.ldlet.urg. Pa., and
Mr. J. M. Sampsel lVnns Oeek Pa,,
M.iv.
MIllUIKl'SSALHOF
REAL ESTATE!
Ily vtrtui1 of tt eei1:iln writ of T. Kn. hmii'i In
tlu' Cxiirf of ( iiminoii I'l-' iMi'. uii'l to me tlirerleil
1 will esi-' lo I'nlillr S.ilc ut 111" Oiilft Imuse
on
Saturday, M.y 'in, sx,
nt 10oVIM k. A. M. I lio fnllowliirf ili'scrllietl n .il
estate, to wit :
All llmi reriuln trnef of lan-l slfnaio In lup-
III II II t'iWIMl, .MllVllor I'IMIIltV, IM., iHlllllllril
Norili ly I'ulillr Komi, Knsl liy KIIiiIn-IIi Al
lirlkrlil. mi'l h.iiiili mill West liv" himli ol llenrv
l.ttuiHT. ii'iiialnliu 10 A HI S more r lei,
wlwnsm lire ensieiln iokkI l)W KI.I.I.Ml IIOOK.
.S I AHI.K llllilotlirr OIHlillllitlllltN.
Si'li il. lukrii lulu I'Mi'iii Ion i.ml Id Ih s.,l. ns
the liroMTly ol s. II. D'H.lis.
AI.MI- At Hie Willie llmi' ami il:u e f lie follow.
Iliif lli'iil K-I.ili' Mill. ilo In .1 it. k til tow n-lilp.
Snyiler coiinly. I'u., IkiiiiiiIi'iI .Norili hv lit I - . .(
Win. Si'i ii ami oilient, Ku.-I hv liivM Siinler,
Soiuli by tliuiiiiili lUiilUH anil West hv Intuit ol
Henry Yewver uml others. lonLiiinnit s
Ai KK.S mom or lens, whereon are en-i tifl a
law HWKI.I.1NU llnrhK. HANK UAItN. uml
other oik Ion l II ii utm.
Selil. taki-li Inloexei'iillon anil li Ih soM us
the iruH'tty ni I'lillin, hi lleiivrr, one of the ex.
ectltorsof Mli'liiiel ll'uver, ihi''..
1. Itol.KNDKII. HIierirT,
MierlfT'H oniii', MM.IIi'liurk'li. April JM, sw3.
Remember The Dead!
SELINSGHOVE
MARDLE-YARDl
M. Li. MILLER, - - PropV
I keep constantly on hand and man
ufacture to order all kinds of
Marble and Oranite
Old Stones Cleaned and Hopairod.
LOW PRICES ! LOW PRICES!!
I have one of the best Marbln ('ut
ters in the State and consequently
turn out good work.
ftoSrCoiiie und see my work prices.
Thankful for past favors I most re
spectfully ask a continuance of same,
M, L. MILLER.
To the Public, Generally.
Everything points to the extra rev
enue of thirty-live cents on whiskey
making iu all fl.S'i per gallon. This
will necessitate a raise of :." cents on
the consumer. (Jet what you want
for W.t'd now. First comes ilrst serv
ed. First oolite the trip, then the
cholera, then the high tax nod those
wishing to escape all three inuxt act
promptly, by purchasing a tirsteiass
quality of goods, of my own uiauu
fact II re at the following low prices
for h short time only, vi: $1.7.5, f'J.UO,
I'j SO and 3.00 per gallon.
J. L. Makks,
Near R. R. Station. Mitidlebugh, Pa.
en ww tni item no orm.
ffiR FLOWER SEEDS
S& vaa,FREE!
Im Lapiu' WiMit fa -
Mm f UatM hsI ikm Iwulljr (tnW.
m 4wi w akvnm. ywm. UJu'
. ' VT- MM I t IVU w
fk m " Ik tau' MtrU W I krr
IlT VmiM, iuJ to MbwrtUi w W mJ
imi-U. isya mmJ mft- Vm
lr4ltM mt i httW lUltr red. hmJ'U mism,
UiiiuJiutf riMMS, tilUMt, I'tiinwlkfiuMi. AWI Y4
WuuiUM-tit, rrt-i. t'rll Mwhia, llt.!, lHitU
t'ua. M. KmusmWi, twwM Vf (Uk bm
iu ikr mmik auj Am ulit !( ' t'ullo t Ch
I !.' m U. intl my Vy a tnfrvU ltvw ml tHHit4
ttM. Mi rtUabW. Ntf tjy mm W IMJM Lm wlM4
VMHWtttttWjr. UfutU Kbwutef mmv
I H; Mil, MkJ ailt rK-i Kir M4 mkm Jt a
f ki-t m ftiMt MtftUM tl ysMt aw vs,i m
vl 444 fuli iMU'ii b, ( l"Mi fcy all U WaJiu
I-!!. W b rvi -I fctJrsM MtiWb tu uiwmi
K If vat ivttei tk fmm Km mi 4f.
mwJt m t fo fm im i4
Ml.!.) 4 J'Mki " W. N. t CUU 44, lwi, W m.
M Mtm.f mj fifh w ) Jmmm4 y
r-m, J 4um fWteJ mW fc f uii.yf." M. .
ka, HisKivtt, S. Ura. IU . wl H. - W Kt.itf
utf iWti, vi4 Ot
l.tvlvHtf a4 LHt4irt
(t'MUl itiia. ttM aiUt lf..k.
ol Wi.. rupul.-ti MkMia, ft uk Ur inf
ofl lVi'l
SPLClAi OFFtR! r:i vP
a tiit.- - ail ta aw, mm i.at iK mW- iVfi'
UaWi I'.i klut-a kvl IV H W iV-V.'l
it.., .. .....l.. , U. I... L..-.I.... L.'V'wJ.'
Kcafurd, (k tu rlM, V 4, 7
I'. II tVklit Hlkl w vUr, Wi UW IMb-ucI,
9 J"t U 4 ikfc'va i. it - 10 J gr.'
4'vul (oii iuUr
"niV
AnOTKlB GREAT OFFER ! ixx&tJ'Spl
fey U iv)tWv4, UaiJK 1- '. 4 U4 aAUuii ftdf
iHJ .ui i.-.i. .,uwa U4fo.it inrU ta.
ftlITl
s o
We want your trade, and by
means, of our advertisement we are
seeking to get your attention and
attract you to our store. If you are
a customer of ours, we are anxious
to increase our business with you ;
if you are not we hope you soon will
be, as no honorable means will be
spared to attain this end. That we
keep the best qualities of every
thing all who deal with us wiu cu
test. We guarantee you the low
est possible figures.
STOCKISTHEFINEST
most varied we have ever shown
we keep constantly on hand a ftili
line of of goods pertaining to the
thorough furnishing of a home in the
most modern sense,
FURNITURE
of every description, Carpets.Rugs,
Draperies, Pianos, Organs, Music
al Instruments (send for catalogue)
sheet music, &c. Write us if you
need anything to beautify your
home or make it more comfortable
or better come and see us, will at
least make your visit pleasant.
I R. SMITH k CO,, Litcl,
Front Streator, Pa.
J. M. KLIflE. BEAVERTO Wfl.
WELL DRILLER, and Agent for
Rife's Hydraulic
(or Ram.)
tiTIt in a, new and marvelous Inveution. Jut th thiiii? you want for eN
evutiui; u continuous nupply of water frrom fpriu or brunches. It U self
operntiin;, i tn ( te iu construction and unsurpassed in durability. Tliey r
now beinr placed in every Suite in tba l uiou aud are wanted iu evrv
county, town and village. We cliallene tle world to produce its epiiif.
Muht prove satisfactory before payment is made.
Por:further iuforuuttiou write for illustrated catalogue.
WELL DRILLING.
Havlnjr drilled over thre hundreil wells In this (.'ouuty, pleoty of ref
erence cau be Kiven a to the rfticieucy of my work. I respectful! v solicit
your patrouae iu this liue and will iruaraiitee you perfect satisfaction iu
everv iob. 1
J. M. KLINE,
BEAVERTOWN, PA.
CLOTH CMPEfi MEM.
Circumstsuuvs over 'which I had m coutrol iutortVtvd
iu my plans ami I have resolved to remain in Middle
burgh at least for another season, and Avill sell Ciotliiuu',
Gents' Furnishing Goods, Hats & Cans, Gold it Silver
Watches, Jewelry, Trunks, Sateluls, Valises, &e., cheap
er than ever.
HERE ARE A FEW QUOTATIONS !
Children's Suits (Vow I to 13 years old at 1 and up
ward, lioy's suits from $3.50 un, Men's suits from
up and everything iu proportion.
NEW SPRING STOCK
is inland l invite you all to eomo and seo it before buy
ing elsewhere.
I Kooui oppoiti pout oflJco, Middluburxb, Va.
Central IrylooisStore
SELINSGROVE, PA.
Carpets! Carpets!!
Tho largest, most hantlsoine and eheapest lino of car
pets in this section of tho State has just been opened at
our store, ami it will pay people from all parts of tho
county to eome and see them. We are making si spec
ialty this spring m this line of goods for wr anticipated
the large demand for the same and are ready to meet it.
Come ami see the new designs in rru ls and Ingrain.
It will afford us pleasure to show them to you cwii it
you don't buy.
. Vl-:iS, Prop.
If
Great Reduction Sale of
3 0 Hi
mi
For Ninety Days :
The Undersigned Offer Tlie Public Their EN
TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE
AT THE 'MCEATKST SACKfFIi'it K Kfi Ky.i'.VN I , KNTUAL I'KN.N-
svr.VANr.v.
We are n(Jt -.-Kin - ,,nf, bi.t ,;, f;,; f,, it. .1
vtou, year. We t-,v. ;i f..w f the pneiw hV tu.X M" r"
,tt Wn.j j lluut,ers,r- (Mjh ort.r, T..p M.,tf.r..-.
Atiti.iu.ikS.uKi p,..,:..,. 1: 1,1 .,,rm ''
nul. Parlor SuiN I'r. p l ih'e r-r r; ''
W oo.leu ( ha,r., per set 3..V) P;,,rfrm Uoeiter- .
In hto.'k. everyrl,ink' in the funiirnr- line, i,,.-;,,,!!,, - V1Pr,jM u.,. u 1
Ie!.k!..M.e.b)Hr.N.rljpho,ir,N, c-nfr- T 1!; l' . ' v I- ' 1 u ,iiH'''
Feather Pillow,. LoiuU.. Co'ueh-,. ) J ,tr ny " L H " 'r lZ '!
S,eau;ha,rrnnr. .,.e,liu, acl cheap furmrur r'., , r .ii e u ' 4; '
I ri.-es re-lu.-e,! rtl throtuh. ( ome early a,,.! .,u r , , ,! 1 f
your or.ler. u,l tlm. .av I", to pee eeut. on every .loliar fr KlV"
Special Attention Given to I ndertaking & Embalming.
KATHERMAN & HARTNAN, Limited,
YOU MUST REE 1
We Can Not Tell Voli.
YotirNelghhOrCati Not Tell You
THE VARIETY, COflflPLETElMFSS.
AND ELEGANCE
f our Klevranr. Stork of
Spring and Summer
CLOTHING
and FiuTdshing Goods.
wind to ymi tfmniK
Wli llllVl) !l.-,t V lllll V'lil 'A -nil ill. I
At tho
I'lup iu :ui,l sen :'or "ill -.ill .
'I'!lj liir'ht :ui.l
Mi.-iit ul' Cli'ilmi' :i.nl Km mii-Iiui;;
(.lUL'lls ! 1.1' -i't) II IH ill!...' ,j . ,..
H. Oppenhoimer.
Seiinsgrove, Pa.