Brief Fnm Causa Earrick LiETEtt KritMer. HAnnr.R. Do Polly it grutik far do lednlita tawa worlm. So hut iliT gicksor mrr lim ilo Sox fooH Bet 7. fur tn tnnwil. Do nrflit wculi oh ilo l'olly Ktouk wore liovo irh do Iiouho nrnwet tradoo. Ioh liob bully gotnl brodo Rn-bocka. Ks wore bo gulo on an gwit un is iv- vcr do )ooiia noun g'lufla. Oyir con ioh booka unlit ho good o on wcipH lnrncli, awor mn gVclmr woslm bin ioh not fool funorn bond. Dor hoond hut do iioiitui Howor g'hold:u uwcr cvon mit oia hound binont hilf hov ioh not os nooli in odor lioMn koium, uu de l'olly hut draff inmut far do Betz groogn, uu evil oddor wolo hov ioh ho evvtt hoola niissii. Siddor oh bb do iH hov ioh nix tail do os in du ocka room huokun grownmi wo on older bIioo. Do onnor nooht wore ioh nwouioh blipoto druunu ons IIul loihocka uu ho hut dor l'olly g'nawd bo kont mioh cura. So in draw uu hut on line-doooh ivor sicli g'hcnkod un Ve ich on dor groitz-wnko coonia ' bin hut bo uflf oiu ock-nhtio g'huokod un hut ols tsu nidi solvor b'mintiI: "Woo Bull ich ene ouna doo t Woo Bull ich cue onna doo !" Ioh woro ordlioh im tir, un hob not g'wiHt os cs de Betz is un bin uff gHhtcppeil un Be g'frogt wos bo noooha daid. "Ich bin dor divel, un willdichhoola wile do not di Bowfa Bhtuppsht." "Well," hov ich g'sawd, "Ich daid UHht bo lieb mit dere gio os we hame gio. Ich hob di schweshter, de Sex footi vBotz. far en tnawd. un do ihiid lit ae forloicht unlit bo good aw grawd mit nemma." Eb ich ebbes soonst gwi8t hoh hut se mere hinna oiu linka ore ni g'schloga os ich tzro molluna jhtarna g'sana hob. Sell hutTuiich coonvincod os ich en gros ser mintako g'niauchod hob, un ob ich explaina hob kenna is bc ivvcr de fouce we en shodda un is dorrioli em olda Sammy Seudapetzor si bar rick fold nuff os we en harsh. We ich hame cooma bin wore Be uff dor hulso-box g'huokod un woro orriok rhodo im g'sioht. Se hut grawd ni g'shtart far Bholda. Ioh hob se awilo gio galuHt bis ondlioh U bo tsu hardt cooma un ich bin uff-ga-joonip-ed un hob era g'hawd ioh ware boss fun dor shifnty do wilo os do Polly sich not solver holfa kont, un sekont usht era biudly mauchu un ol shtarta. s naixt oa ich g'wist hob hut bo mich longs uff cm budda lia g'hot un wore uff more g'huoked. Se hut mioh farshprocha wolla maucha os ioh era fulga daid, un dos hov ioh mich grawd farsohwora os ich not doo. So is usht uff mere huoka blivva un endlich hut se wisder free da era pife rouse un awfouga Bohmoka. Now Kernel, denk amohl draw on oldor mon on olf uhr in dor nooht uff em bouch in simo agona house lia un en from wcipsmech uff erne hucka ! Well, ich wore in der pine far en ehtood un a holb bis en dlich hov ioh mich oi-govva un era olios farshprucha os good un base is, un ho hut mich uff-ga-lust, awor my hartz woro furbruoha un ioh biu bid der bo mowderich os on oldo glook os do collory hut. Wou do l'olly not boll uffcoomod so os moro dos loodor Ioko warra don gano ioh fart bo woit os dor himmi ll bloa is. 01s Widdor, UOOSASTIIL. MARIUKD MayO, by John . Haohman. J. P., l-raiiklm llimbaoh und Miss (tithaiiuo lliiokonbuig, both uf Ctuitru township. May 7. by Win. Moyor, J. P., Aniim Swtuiu of Union C'oiiioih. North. Co., to Minn Ida Stnmb of mur l ioobiug, l'a. nun). Julia, yoiunrnHt t-hi,l of Jiro 1 andlbmiot Yfttor, MilUin oountv. l'n., HK'od I your. i j iu.llu.i. k,i. 1.7. VT - '- M,.ntM.tM. It Should Be in Every House. J. D. Vilon,8?l Clay 8t , Sharps, burg. Pa-, pays he will not be with out Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, CoukIih and Coliin, that it cured ills wife who was threatened with Pneumonia after an attack of "I-a Orlppo," wlien various other remedies find several physicians had done her no good. Itobert llnrber, of Cookxport, IV, claims Dr. King's New Diocevery has done liliu more (food than anything Im ever ued ior Lung Trouble. Nothing like it. Try It. Free Trail Bottles at I. t Kep ler's, Drug Store Pantonville, large bottles, COo. and (il.(H). The proiiiptueos and certainty of Its cures have made Chamberlain's Cough Remedy famous It is Intend ed especially for oooghn, cold croup and whooping coughs, and Is the most elTectuul remedy known for thewe dlxeaxe. Mr. C. 15. Main, of l ulon City, Piu, says . "I have n great sale on Chainiiertniu's Cough Homed y. I warrant every bottle and have never heard of one failing to give mtlre satisfaction." AO cent ImttloH for sale by it. t,f Sltindel Mlddlooiirg. Ph., ami Dr. J. M. rJaiup scl lVinis Creek, !'., May. There is nothing 1 have ever used for muscular rheumatism that cives me us much relief us Chamberlain's l'alu Kaliu does. I have been Using it for about two years four bottles in nil ns oceusion required, and al ways keep it bottle of it at home. I believe I know a good thing when I gut hold of it, ami Pain llahii is the heHt liniment 1 have ever met wiili. V. II. Denny, dairyman. New Lexing ton. Ohio, tut cent bottles for vale hv ). M. Shindel Mi.ldlet.urg. Pa., and Mr. J. M. Sampsel lVnns Oeek Pa,, M.iv. MIllUIKl'SSALHOF REAL ESTATE! Ily vtrtui1 of tt eei1:iln writ of T. Kn. hmii'i In tlu' Cxiirf of ( iiminoii I'l-' iMi'. uii'l to me tlirerleil 1 will esi-' lo I'nlillr S.ilc ut 111" Oiilft Imuse on Saturday, M.y 'in, sx, nt 10oVIM k. A. M. I lio fnllowliirf ili'scrllietl n .il estate, to wit : All llmi reriuln trnef of lan-l slfnaio In lup- III II II t'iWIMl, .MllVllor I'IMIIltV, IM., iHlllllllril Norili ly I'ulillr Komi, Knsl liy KIIiiIn-IIi Al lirlkrlil. mi'l h.iiiili mill West liv" himli ol llenrv l.ttuiHT. ii'iiialnliu 10 A HI S more r lei, wlwnsm lire ensieiln iokkI l)W KI.I.I.Ml IIOOK. .S I AHI.K llllilotlirr OIHlillllitlllltN. Si'li il. lukrii lulu I'Mi'iii Ion i.ml Id Ih s.,l. ns the liroMTly ol s. II. D'H.lis. AI.MI- At Hie Willie llmi' ami il:u e f lie follow. Iliif lli'iil K-I.ili' Mill. ilo In .1 it. k til tow n-lilp. Snyiler coiinly. I'u., IkiiiiiiIi'iI .Norili hv lit I - . .( Win. Si'i ii ami oilient, Ku.-I hv liivM Siinler, Soiuli by tliuiiiiili lUiilUH anil West hv Intuit ol Henry Yewver uml others. lonLiiinnit s Ai KK.S mom or lens, whereon are en-i tifl a law HWKI.I.1NU llnrhK. HANK UAItN. uml other oik Ion l II ii utm. Selil. taki-li Inloexei'iillon anil li Ih soM us the iruH'tty ni I'lillin, hi lleiivrr, one of the ex. ectltorsof Mli'liiiel ll'uver, ihi''.. 1. Itol.KNDKII. HIierirT, MierlfT'H oniii', MM.IIi'liurk'li. April JM, sw3. Remember The Dead! SELINSGHOVE MARDLE-YARDl M. Li. MILLER, - - PropV I keep constantly on hand and man ufacture to order all kinds of Marble and Oranite Old Stones Cleaned and Hopairod. LOW PRICES ! LOW PRICES!! I have one of the best Marbln ('ut ters in the State and consequently turn out good work. ftoSrCoiiie und see my work prices. Thankful for past favors I most re spectfully ask a continuance of same, M, L. MILLER. To the Public, Generally. Everything points to the extra rev enue of thirty-live cents on whiskey making iu all fl.S'i per gallon. This will necessitate a raise of :." cents on the consumer. (Jet what you want for W.t'd now. First comes ilrst serv ed. First oolite the trip, then the cholera, then the high tax nod those wishing to escape all three inuxt act promptly, by purchasing a tirsteiass quality of goods, of my own uiauu fact II re at the following low prices for h short time only, vi: $1.7.5, f'J.UO, I'j SO and 3.00 per gallon. J. L. Makks, Near R. R. Station. Mitidlebugh, Pa. en ww tni item no orm. ffiR FLOWER SEEDS S& vaa,FREE! Im Lapiu' WiMit fa - Mm f UatM hsI ikm Iwulljr (tnW. m 4wi w akvnm. ywm. UJu' . ' VT- MM I t IVU w fk m " Ik tau' MtrU W I krr IlT VmiM, iuJ to MbwrtUi w W mJ imi-U. isya mmJ mft- Vm lr4ltM mt i httW lUltr red. hmJ'U mism, UiiiuJiutf riMMS, tilUMt, I'tiinwlkfiuMi. AWI Y4 WuuiUM-tit, rrt-i. t'rll Mwhia, llt.!, lHitU t'ua. M. KmusmWi, twwM Vf (Uk bm iu ikr mmik auj Am ulit !( ' t'ullo t Ch I !.' m U. intl my Vy a tnfrvU ltvw ml tHHit4 ttM. Mi rtUabW. Ntf tjy mm W IMJM Lm wlM4 VMHWtttttWjr. UfutU Kbwutef mmv I H; Mil, MkJ ailt rK-i Kir M4 mkm Jt a f ki-t m ftiMt MtftUM tl ysMt aw vs,i m vl 444 fuli iMU'ii b, ( l"Mi fcy all U WaJiu I-!!. W b rvi -I fctJrsM MtiWb tu uiwmi K If vat ivttei tk fmm Km mi 4f. mwJt m t fo fm im i4 Ml.!.) 4 J'Mki " W. N. t CUU 44, lwi, W m. M Mtm.f mj fifh w ) Jmmm4 y r-m, J 4um fWteJ mW fc f uii.yf." M. . ka, HisKivtt, S. Ura. IU . wl H. - W Kt.itf utf iWti, vi4 Ot l.tvlvHtf a4 LHt4irt (t'MUl itiia. ttM aiUt lf..k. ol Wi.. rupul.-ti MkMia, ft uk Ur inf ofl lVi'l SPLClAi OFFtR! r:i vP a tiit.- - ail ta aw, mm i.at iK mW- iVfi' UaWi I'.i klut-a kvl IV H W iV-V.'l it.., .. .....l.. , U. I... L..-.I.... L.'V'wJ.' Kcafurd, (k tu rlM, V 4, 7 I'. II tVklit Hlkl w vUr, Wi UW IMb-ucI, 9 J"t U 4 ikfc'va i. it - 10 J gr.' 4'vul (oii iuUr "niV AnOTKlB GREAT OFFER ! ixx&tJ'Spl fey U iv)tWv4, UaiJK 1- '. 4 U4 aAUuii ftdf iHJ .ui i.-.i. .,uwa U4fo.it inrU ta. ftlITl s o We want your trade, and by means, of our advertisement we are seeking to get your attention and attract you to our store. If you are a customer of ours, we are anxious to increase our business with you ; if you are not we hope you soon will be, as no honorable means will be spared to attain this end. That we keep the best qualities of every thing all who deal with us wiu cu test. We guarantee you the low est possible figures. STOCKISTHEFINEST most varied we have ever shown we keep constantly on hand a ftili line of of goods pertaining to the thorough furnishing of a home in the most modern sense, FURNITURE of every description, Carpets.Rugs, Draperies, Pianos, Organs, Music al Instruments (send for catalogue) sheet music, &c. Write us if you need anything to beautify your home or make it more comfortable or better come and see us, will at least make your visit pleasant. I R. SMITH k CO,, Litcl, Front Streator, Pa. J. M. KLIflE. BEAVERTO Wfl. WELL DRILLER, and Agent for Rife's Hydraulic (or Ram.) tiTIt in a, new and marvelous Inveution. Jut th thiiii? you want for eN evutiui; u continuous nupply of water frrom fpriu or brunches. It U self operntiin;, i tn ( te iu construction and unsurpassed in durability. Tliey r now beinr placed in every Suite in tba l uiou aud are wanted iu evrv county, town and village. We cliallene tle world to produce its epiiif. Muht prove satisfactory before payment is made. Por:further iuforuuttiou write for illustrated catalogue. WELL DRILLING. Havlnjr drilled over thre hundreil wells In this (.'ouuty, pleoty of ref erence cau be Kiven a to the rfticieucy of my work. I respectful! v solicit your patrouae iu this liue and will iruaraiitee you perfect satisfaction iu everv iob. 1 J. M. KLINE, BEAVERTOWN, PA. CLOTH CMPEfi MEM. Circumstsuuvs over 'which I had m coutrol iutortVtvd iu my plans ami I have resolved to remain in Middle burgh at least for another season, and Avill sell Ciotliiuu', Gents' Furnishing Goods, Hats & Cans, Gold it Silver Watches, Jewelry, Trunks, Sateluls, Valises, &e., cheap er than ever. HERE ARE A FEW QUOTATIONS ! Children's Suits (Vow I to 13 years old at 1 and up ward, lioy's suits from $3.50 un, Men's suits from up and everything iu proportion. NEW SPRING STOCK is inland l invite you all to eomo and seo it before buy ing elsewhere. I Kooui oppoiti pout oflJco, Middluburxb, Va. Central IrylooisStore SELINSGROVE, PA. Carpets! Carpets!! Tho largest, most hantlsoine and eheapest lino of car pets in this section of tho State has just been opened at our store, ami it will pay people from all parts of tho county to eome and see them. We are making si spec ialty this spring m this line of goods for wr anticipated the large demand for the same and are ready to meet it. Come ami see the new designs in rru ls and Ingrain. It will afford us pleasure to show them to you cwii it you don't buy. . Vl-:iS, Prop. If Great Reduction Sale of 3 0 Hi mi For Ninety Days : The Undersigned Offer Tlie Public Their EN TIRE STOCK OF FURNITURE AT THE 'MCEATKST SACKfFIi'it K Kfi Ky.i'.VN I , KNTUAL I'KN.N- svr.VANr.v. We are n(Jt -.-Kin - ,,nf, bi.t ,;, f;,; f,, it. .1 vtou, year. We t-,v. ;i f..w f the pneiw hV tu.X M" r" ,tt Wn.j j lluut,ers,r- (Mjh ort.r, T..p M.,tf.r..-. Atiti.iu.ikS.uKi p,..,:..,. 1: 1,1 .,,rm '' nul. Parlor SuiN I'r. p l ih'e r-r r; '' W oo.leu ( ha,r., per set 3..V) P;,,rfrm Uoeiter- . In hto.'k. everyrl,ink' in the funiirnr- line, i,,.-;,,,!!,, - V1Pr,jM u.,. u 1 Ie!.k!..M.e.b)Hr.N.rljpho,ir,N, c-nfr- T 1!; l' . ' v I- ' 1 u ,iiH''' Feather Pillow,. LoiuU.. Co'ueh-,. ) J ,tr ny " L H " 'r lZ '! S,eau;ha,rrnnr. .,.e,liu, acl cheap furmrur r'., , r .ii e u ' 4; ' I ri.-es re-lu.-e,! rtl throtuh. ( ome early a,,.! .,u r , , ,! 1 f your or.ler. u,l tlm. .av I", to pee eeut. on every .loliar fr KlV" Special Attention Given to I ndertaking & Embalming. KATHERMAN & HARTNAN, Limited, YOU MUST REE 1 We Can Not Tell Voli. YotirNelghhOrCati Not Tell You THE VARIETY, COflflPLETElMFSS. AND ELEGANCE f our Klevranr. Stork of Spring and Summer CLOTHING and FiuTdshing Goods. wind to ymi tfmniK Wli llllVl) !l.-,t V lllll V'lil 'A -nil ill. I At tho I'lup iu :ui,l sen :'or "ill -.ill . 'I'!lj liir'ht :ui.l Mi.-iit ul' Cli'ilmi' :i.nl Km mii-Iiui;; (.lUL'lls ! 1.1' -i't) II IH ill!...' ,j . ,.. H. Oppenhoimer. Seiinsgrove, Pa.