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'liat will not reason is a bigot ; lie that cannot w n fool ; he th.it ilare not is a slave.
EDITOU and J'KOI HIK'JOK
vol. xxui
MIDDLEBURGH, SNYDER C0 PENN'A. JAN U All Y 13, 188'
:lOKTKV:
I
I f )
Ths Girls That A Tantsi
The girl that are wanted are good
glrlf.
Wood from lli! heart-to tho lipn ;
pure )i the Hty I whito nuit pure,
J'roni It" heart to i 1 1 sweet leaf t ipn.
The Kiilf that are wanted ore home
glrli-
tiirbi Unit are uinthcr'n rlht hand,
Tluit father und brother can trust to,
And tlie little one understand.
fiirl that are fair on tlie heart (intone,
Ami pli'iieiuit ' nobody Keen ;
Kiml iiiul sweet to their own folk,
lt.Niilv ami anxious to pleime.
Iu Ibe yonr 17o8, timing tbo war
Tiiognnmui ur,- . "'" (between France and Hanover,
Tlwit know what to do ami to y ; ""'' of ll.o I'.erch medical Man"
That drive with a cmileor a wift word j Vj'8 taker. piUom-r by tlio Ocrm-in.
The wrath of the household away. ' How lie rtiibed bit ill hick cluriuy m
locking ch.-iiv wa a white robed
angel in bis own mind nnd the ob
ject of miivetPnl euvy.
"Another funny tiling was to have
he SRller Hriko tbo camp loaded
tvitb cndetied milk. I've neeti
whole regiment sitting on it fence,
each uian with a mill; enn iu om
iiund dipping out tlio thick white
Mnflf with hid f.fiuger nnd licking
it off With an expression of In a itude
that wonld inake it Uaphaelilo aniut
look aick iocotupoiibou." New Yoik
Sou.
THE FIRST POTATO.
UEWSPAPSft STATISTfCl
Tbeie are now published iu tbo
United St ilea U.IC) newspapers
and periodicals of nil cinem a. Tbo
net Ruin of tlio .tear his been CfiG.
I'be dail.v new pnpt-rs number 1,21(5,
gum or J.J. Canada lina GTJ peti
odicnls. There are about 1,200 pe
riodicnls of nil soil, which, accord
ing lo (be rating nnd estimates ol
the editor i,f tlm Ihr.ctoiy, enjov a
cii dilution of iui.i o than 5.000 copie
each Tbo iucreiie in (Lh weeLK
rural press, which ci mpriaea about
two-thirds of tbo whole lint, baa
been most walked in State like
Kunsns and Xehrak-i, wlnio the
gain bus been req eHw y 2 1 and
this appiopriatiou tdionld o greatl
enlarged and the too sevciit bin den
imposed on locnl taxation to support
be Fchoola made lighter" , Ooe
Making $3 A Da7 cf A Hallway Pas:.
"It di-reiit'i sound nice lo ov a ,
but it ia n fuel, that the Lake Sinie ,
million and a bnlf didlnfs ja pot fi fulka cin awfully wind wtn-n a en.
the amount wuniod from the L
latum this winter. Tbo nonnnl
acbooloin the S'ato are liibly coin
plimirwd. TuachcrV iuat!lnt a au
held to bo i f yroat educational ben
efit to Iht'Ko w ho participut i ntbem
Di:iKELSPI3L'SD33.
am mm died up in Mufl'd tie'
other diiy," n'ti eoii.liicif.i elmllilv.
'Tbere'n Mti( n ht.-i v uliont tlmt '
ciiae, and I gm-aa I will have to t.i I
il lo 1 oil. Tli'it. ihi i.'-i n line wi
Palhi.t. About txclvij ein nu
I'alli 'l Knved a Main fr.iiii.r ti,,. i.,1.,
wnalumt miir , f (! m, nnd i I
iiMnme the ecnipaiiv f, It v. i v glut '
fnl l'. I'. W i bt-W'iil.t. Wli
tlie Mi.. i i..uti.!-i,l .f tin) liiill'i!. i
diVli.ii; -.1,1 f,,- him hi-1 ! !.!(. ti
I i I 4
I 'I '
-rY .-r
of Pnfontfs nrd ChWdren.
"CnMort.t ;n m flt Jnr tr.f lor'-,:: 1 ,x n t!:nl
t rrcon.tii.-!,.! it .i :iut).Ti,.r t.i .ti,n,r, i .-i.i.un
nnwut ji'ic. H. A. An ir i, :.,
IU Ea. Oxlonl Bt, I rottiu, K. Y.
Tlie Khls that are wan
Fense,
V!ioni faxhloii can never deceive ;
Who can follow whatever ia pretty,
And dare what in Killy to leave.
The glrla that are wanted are cun fill
Kills
Who count wliatathlnir will coot;
Who ie with u prudent, Reneroua
hand,
Jiut tee that nothing ia lost.
T!;e liirla that are wanted tire girl
witli heart:
Thev are wanted
wivea;
Wunti'd to cradle in loving nrina,
The vtroiiuebtiiml frailest of Uvea,
, , ,, jcapiivil.v of live jenia ho lua hinie.l
ted are glrla of . .
at in Inn memoir. Yet out of hi
calamity one of tbo greiiteat blesa
inija of the bniuun nice was bom.
The (i. i m.ma di 1 not wnalu nff. c
tion on thir l-'ieneli priauneiii
Tlieyeven r..l tbem. f -r tbo moat
pai t, on coi tain wretched roota which
lh-3 poasuiits raised extensive !y f.u
i heir cattle, lint while our medical
fiieful au spert ch miat iih well an
doctor niowl.d with bis conn adea
. at tlieir f ir.) bo observed that the
for mother uml,it rwjU ,veM tt b,osorn(j Uol il(J.
lUictaUe to thopiluto wliio ono got
1 u . i
in pei t-cni Kiinaaa ulo Lowa curled r.p ver hi back t but Dink
inn KicuifM gmu in daily newt-pa
The e'ever, the 'witty, the hrilliant
girl.
They lire very few, iiuderatuud;
ltut. oh! fur the wise, loi liiir, home
Kit U
Tlii-ro's u constant and ateady demand
A'. 1. hilrr.
FU2IHY THIN33 0? THE WAS
"Tbero were lola f funny thing
nhont the war." aai I (J d Frederick
Martin of tho Brooklyn EIvtod ibe
other day, now tbntynn think ol
tht in wl en tbo tears vru dried away,
1 about the fiinolest thing I io
1 were Ibe q loer nrticlfa the bojf
d lo pick np on tho match and
cccentlio oy in which they'd
yle 'em along to tiui'ly ad no some
itcli by tbo wavfi l". S'raglurt-
wire tno worvt at. inw. nnt nil tne
''loWB were bad euougb Wbtnev
j a nny went through n Krai
r residonco the bnja would
e what Hir.ic' each n most nl
f, and houih of lli. ir tit-ttc
cnlinr, Tbey had a jreiii
sa for cradk'K. Y.iii may iih I,
.tut a man trending hi way to
'out wanUd with u iuuhogan
, nnd 1'in bleht if I know, but
cm. I'n nl ono iimu would
In cradle an I cut it a d izcii
fi then he'd begin to cuaa ami
j drop ii.
tc.v you'd Biippi.te that any or
idiot would just look ul u cm
jti', lay in the road and pa?a on,
)ey wouldn't. Some ono wonld
Vrtiti to pick it up and log it u
ilea furl her into Ibe Gjufedero
I
;ucnl one cradle that (raveled
ilea on bin bucks beforo it
0 iucrcuFo the blaze of a weas
used to lli.-m. and they grew iu tho
oioBt hliMiiduiicl and desolate of
aoila. Ho it happened, years afler
nrda, when the capiiwty was over,
uud 1'raLce was lavagi-d by ii famine
no frightful that iu aoiuu provinces
(he people nte gross wilb tlio cattle
to keep body uud eonl tottber, that
Mr, I'ui inentier huthonght biuiself ol
.ho diopieid rootb which foimcd bin
priaou fare. I'm meutier wn a pliil
lUthiopiat as well as n chemiHt. lie
wrote trcatiae during tboao teni
hie months of fa mi no, culling atten
tion lo the potato us n posaiblo anb-
atita'e in t rut igeoci" for ordiiry
article or rood. The literary wits
Iniighed biiu to ecoi o. It wa a pop
ular belief that the potato was poi
iouous lo man and t but it gave Lirlb
to leprosy nnd oilier hideous diseas
es. 1 it nt that period France bud a
seneible official nt the bead of its nj
riculiuiul iniert-t-t-i. Tuis man ap
proved of Dr I'nrmintiers troutiao.
and bad it pt-.tilisljed in the loyal
ui icnltural records. More than tbia
t the doctoiH M quest, bo Conceded
liini tbo ihh of a laige, siudy pluiu
oil the onti-kiil of Pari, which had
been u;-ed for fairs nnd paradba, a a
ti-Id of ixpeiiiutiit. Haw Puiis
fhuok ita fcidea au it miw this buteu,
where scmcily a green thing grow,
liiilowing up under the doctoi'a plow
Unt Ibe J.uigh was the other f-idu a
few wicks later, wheu a sea of yreen
try displayed itself on that desolate
area. In due lime came the birth
day of the king. Loni XIV., which
was celebrated with ponmp and flour
inb at Vereaillea - Among the gor
geous throng of com litis came Pr.
Paimentier with a banket of pigmy
potatoes ou bis arm and a boquet of
the blossoms io bis band. The king
smiled gmcioiifily Ho beard of the
per, I he wet kly press ia gsininy
in Slassachnselt, wliilo the ina-'a-zhnjf
and other monthly publications
mo losii g ground tl.mo. Tho tin
dtticy of such iubl:culi ns toward
New York city, a tliellieraiy centre
of the country, ia hhown by the es
tablishment hero of not less than
t wenty-lhiee inoiitblv pel i'jdiculs
during I Im year,
Sjiuo of tbo curiosities of news
pnpr stutiatieM are wmib n para
graph. There are Id) religion aud
deuoiuiniitiiiniil newspipt'i publish
ed in the I'nited Slake, end ueaiiy
i. no-third of them me printed iu
Xew Yoik, riiilad.-lphiu, Uobton and
Chicago. Now Yoik i far abend iu
this respect, but Chicago leads Ho
ton. Three ne-vspiipei s are devoted
to the Mik-worm, mx to ibe honey
bee, nod not less than thirty-two to
poultry. Tbo doulists have eigh
teen journals,' the phooogiupbers
nine, and the deuf nud dumb nnd
blind nineteen. Tbeie are three
publications exclusively duvoted to
philult ly, ond one to tbo teipsiclio
renn art. Tho prohibitionists have
129 organs to Ibe liquor deulors'
eight. The woman sntfi arista have
seu'U, the caudy uiaLers three.
Hastronotuy is represented by three
newspapers, gas by two. Tbero are
about b'UO newFnnn.'ra Diintid in
Herman, aud forty-two iu French
The towns uhicb have most French
periodio.il nro New York, New
Orleans, and Worcester, Mass four
apiece. There are luoro Swedish
pnuls tbiu French. 1 wo daily
uewspnpeis nro printed iu tbo !o
beiniau tongue, ono Oaelio publica
tion, oiio Hebrew, ono Chinese, and
one iu the Cherokee language.
Ibnki l-pil' boy bad ft liver-cnl-
ved d ig which bn had npxi eevnul
occisions rrtndo the subject of very
iutcicsling nnd inMi npliv ixpei i- i ''im with lliunks f l im.i If and
inont. At ouo time Ibe dog's tail eoinpany. Talbot in- d. Mly derlim d i
a iiiouev nresetit t f .' (I. I. ni Mid I I" M.VI5 NP IMtTII KOf'K.
'
fv.drtu mm frVe. Cnrfpft': -n.
Pj.tir P'raiiMi, i hii' i, I'ri. t !.,
Kill V'.t.ms, ti: Hui j.i-u:ia di-
ir.-.riii.
Vlthuni iujuriou DiediftOln.
TilS ('E ITit ri ('..MM, I J I .!t,i:i Ftrr, t, ;. y,
elspnlH t..y wa prtiidict'd in fa vol ! " 1 'I J ('. wln-n Wit .,t
AUorin I's-Al-Lau:
THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
Somehow they seemed to cialjky pt.ilMnthropiat before. In-
V.
'
. vagneiy tnut more was
'9 of getting tbo itjfdut so. tber
tilt they never succeeded.
e funniest thing I ever saw
was a looking gluBS high as
.d aud two feet wide. I saw
i the parlor of a central Vir
nsiou and uext on a sol
k Leaded for Peterbburg.
-t sight of it for two duys
1 it again propped np
-ee forty miles further ou.
y I saw it traveliog teu
truggler's bao'. He had
ne baud nnd had somo-
m( the glass so that he
wiong without holding fast
S fellow mnnt hv nnt
i next day a third man
joTa foorth. This
on to the lines at Pes
Bet it tip against a
og, regretful look at
( bis shabby self and
with a sigh.
,tas well that be did.
ote along came a mioie
3g like a hornet, and hit
are in the centre and
ato a frame foil of cracks
-m aronod the bole.
ter aud the more useless
"?r? li?jc!aiJ3 to
deed, it wa he who bad grunted the
use of his military field fur Ibe ex
periment. Tbo queen was pleased
to arrange some of the blobOiu in
her hair, whereupon the ojurtiers
went wild, and dispatched messeu
gers all tbe region over to obtain the
coveted blossoms for their mistress
es. Ihniog the "corner" in tbo po.
tato blossoms which followed over
forty dollars were paid for a siugle
cluster. Ibe people acquired a Dow
taste, and tbe fortune of tbo potato
was made. Modern cultivation has
made it what it is to-day. How the
world ever got along without it is a
puzzle yet its general use wus al
most an accideut
Tbe citizens of Montdidier.Fraoec,
where Dr. Parmentier was boro.have
recently erected a statue to his hon
or. Our Couutry Home.
One Lawyer ia Heaven
-
. There is said to be but one .'awyer
io heaven. How bo managed to
pas St. Peter ia Dot positively
koowo, but it is conjectured that he
passed himself off for an editor and
slipped in unexpectedly. When be
was discovered the tat tled angels
searched the realms of felicity ia all
their length and breadth for anoth
r f- -j:r ta draw pj fjpera for Lia
Piofersor Highec, Superintendent
of Public Instruction, Jun. 5ih, sub
mitted bis annual report to ibe Leg
ible nro. It is replete with interest
ing iuforuintiou. Tbe Snpeiinten
Uunt refers with snlisfucliou to the
faut that the number of pupils under
each teacher is gradually diminish
ing, thus giviog tbe ecbolars better
opportunities for tbe acquisition of
knowledge The threatened decrease
of the bchnol leini below fivo months
is deprecitcd. In this connection
the Superintendent soys s "Distiicts
have but little inducement to increase
tbe term so long as they Hud that'
Ibe wh..lo cost of su h increase has
to be met by local taxation, while
neighboring distiicts not increasing
got tbe same appropriation from tbe
State with less locul tax." A win
imnartetmof six moot bu is urged
as tbe proper thing. Statistics aie
produced to show thrt the female
teacbere now greatly outnumber tbe
males. Since 1870 tbe number ol
teachers has increased 3111. Io
1880, excluding Philadelphia, there
were 9,055 male teuobera and 9,055
female teachers. Since that time
tbe Dumber of male teachers Jibs dis
miuished to 8,707 aud the number
of female teachers increased to 12
313. Ibis rapid change ia ascribed
to tbe increased attention given pri
mary instruction by means of grad
ed schools and the lower aulury paid
remaieuuouers. The Supeiiotend-
ent says it is fulse tconoroy to dis
criminate against females io the
payment of salaries, The average
monthly salary of female teacbere is
shown to be obly 129. 41, excluding
rtiiiaaeipbia, "JIiis,"aays tbe Su
perintendent, 'is entirely too small
for good and effloient teacbere and
qnite too large for poor ooea if
measured by , educational results."
I be opinion is expressed that the
CUta ia cct Hvlri
ol t ill that bu'ig d.twu behind, so
af.er amputating tbo dng' tail will,
a hatchet, he spent n winds moining
trying to grufl a rL.to si i r.p ou the
slump. Tbo doj was out a c nir ign
ous one. It would bark all ni-hi
when nobody wa about, but if a
tramp came near tbe bonso in Ibe
day timo the d'g wonld put tbe
ikatc strap belweeu bis leg and go
iuto the kitchen aud lie down behind
tbo stove. PiuknlspielV idea was
that he would prifoi n Hghting dog, j
and one day he lend in a piper that
n timi I d.igc inld be muds luavu by
til ing hi meit with gnr.powder
and red pepper. Accordingly, be
put about n quarter of pound of
peper uud a little powder in come
meat, rolled it up in a bull und toss
ed it to the dog. Tbe dog swullow
ed it as quick as n flash. 1 For a fo
minutes the dog seemed content -d
Dut presently ho gave a little start
and then paused and looked around
to see if anything had happened
Then he gave n jump and begau to
assume n very solemn , appearance
All of a sndibpu be uttered a sharp
bowl and began to circulate around
tho garden, lie went faster nnd
faster, aud Dinkelspiel i willing to
lake his oath that the d ig made
COO revolutions in a minute. Over
the current bushes, thongb tbe
asparagus bed, across tbe foucee,
back again among the beau polos be
How with fury, snapping at Dinli. l
spiel as bo pasaed him, scaring Ibe
cbickena aud setting thorn to cuek-
ling oudamusbing tbe vegetation in-1
to rniu Dinkelapiel called to bint
to stop, but the louder bo called the
fuster the dog went, and at lust
Diukelspiel got bis gnu nnd tried to
sboot him. Ho shot thirteen times,
aud blow holes in tho kitchen door,
killed four chickens nnd put bnlf a
pouud of bird shot in hi cow j but
tbe dog still revolved aud went so
fust that bo looked like a single
streok of dog tbo whole way around
tbe garden. At lust the animal run
against tbo family cat and killed it,
and boing switched cil' his course, ho
dashed through Ibe kitchen door,
knocked down tbe stovepipe, tvbisk
ed into the dining room, noross tbe
table, smashing seven dollars' worth
of crockery, burst through tbe opeuj
uoor to ino pui lor anil brought up
ngaiofct u $100 mirror, which be
shivered to atom. Then he fell on
tue velvet carpet, bad spasms all I
over the lloor for an hour or two.
aud lioully died wilb bis bind legb
in tbe grate nud bis hoad ou a $G0
rug, which wus covered with betf
and red pepper. Tbey buiied bim
at tbe roots of a dwarf peur tree,
and Dinkulspiel'B boy, after getting
over tho Ibrubbiug his father gave
bim with a bed-slat, came to tbe
conclusion that, as a matter of fuol,
red pepper will not make a dog anx
ious for war.
FrcniOnl. Snyder county Pa.
ilni.luito.il l!ili;ni,.r r,!y.,. ,.i im vk Mum
ml Suirmi. oiirrn I.H r.i.. a n..crvli
f. 'hi. . .,11,. S,..,ks KimM-i, ami i.rriniin.
.VI m ch, 17. in. (I.
)n i:. w. 'imk)i7
PHYSICIAN AND SUiKirijN.
r i.n ruii !', i n,
ri-k. i. I., ih.. ui -utl-li
.ui.l Herman
Oi'ori kiii f"f'"' I n
I . o..n. r-... t In I... Ii
i (lii)B.. on , i in .i roi-i .
pi...
posed in ii U t it i out K;r I, m ,t
pas for tho leiiiinn.li i ilHi i UL',
While Wiilil win iiM.ig i,tli ti
pan Trlliot inquired f
" 'Say, Mr. Wiigb', have y m any
olj'.'cti.ui to making that n ud good
f n ino ind n friend I may want lo
take a fiimd up to Chvi land s-me
llllld to ere nn in.n.n of n.inM
"Wiight wusso fulUf giulitude! , ' ' VAN "KIliK,
that be couldn't ohj. ct to unythiiig, -OIKUICAb Mt'('(tA!('. t, ii;TU
and Ibe man got. bis pas, gond for Seliusgri've, IV'un'n:
himself and fiimd, an I it w ia i.fu i. iajj j SiTlP
wards si nt on to In n.In.i .ri. -i u..,l ! J
couuteibigued by the pii siduut an.l
general passenger agent.
"Well, now, what do yon think ?
For more than ten yeaia that man
Talbot hub been tiding constantly
between linft'ilo nud Clevelui.il or )
DiilF.ito and Tnl-d.i. He wus never:
nlooo. Ho nlwuy bud friend' '
with bim, Tbi friend im usually I
snmn commt iciiil traveler. Io shoi I
Tnlbot has mudo iuilr.nd i i.l , n lt bis I
regular bnsines, Hn mudu uiiungi).- j
meiils with vnriou wbolosuln and'
jobbing house to cany their men,
and booked hi engagement month I
abend somcliuie. When these fuil-!
ed ho picked up sliuy passengers i
hero and there After paying bis
sleeping car and other expenses ho J
bud ?!G or 88 n day left n clear profit
and out of these profi'a be innnnged I
to iimass a sung littlu foil n no. lie
tried lo use bis puss ou the limited
. I . At . . I j..V- J
liiuesa, oui iiu coaipnny woul.tn t J r PRICE S2. 50.
have it. Iu fact, they WUtlted to res 1 For con",1V,1n lnfrmiitlon. Iir,rl,.tlve fnm
' J i plilrl. Willi t.tim.MiiK Ir.-r.
fuso to cairy him tiltngeiber, but
their lawyer concluded tlmt the suit
for duiOMgos would bo loo expulsive
Talbot i dead now, though, greatly
lo the regret of ncvciiiI trim-ling
men. Chicngo Heiuld
1 A
i i r
Krcimnr. Snydor County Pa.
Ilri i. k H.irun : r.i A. .11., I....11J; l 1 I. M
n 1 n'lnr HI'. M .
sciiaks mini i;mimsu a.n ihikkm an.
My 1, '.so!.
RUSSIAN
RHEUMATISM
CURE
das ruovkn T11 111c
THE REMEDY
l-OIt lllll'.V.iIATIail.
II 0110s, In. , Auir I j. 1M
My -ir.' urn. mi h 111 1. 1. a wail im, u.
titut i-iii 111 Ik-r rlii.ia.l. r nn. I urni II. Ht
In1. I.l lc ti .1 hlt.t- f. r li.-jwlf. an, I
.-..ui.l 11..I j. in N il. Ijiii .1.1 ),, i.
l.iUt.vl in in 11 i-.n km i-liitir. I h-.
hi.-iiiiiM itn-j-'nlMI, mniiv ut.-iil iiii-.li.
.Iii. h ito nt-. I, l.ul lh.- Nim Hill
tr..t v,ir-. I Mid f.tr III.- "Mini,
.',..H,..ri..il fH-.( llliilrf 11 i-lniia if
1I..11I1IM. it Man iw,l accirainir t
ilir.vil.in. fur .mc n K. un.l my mii.i
.i-I'ltn-.l. it wn i.ii. ul IlinM. uit r
al.li- iir.rrH tlmt y..u iii.--i rm,- in
liti.llii.... It la ti.m ovi-r funr imiiitlii
1. tin. irlw ua- .-I., ui. i., .1,.,
cm wn-li, imu, li... in Ul- ir:ir.li'ii, an,!
1I.1 all l.in.1- of Mm a ii- w.-ll 11-.t,
lin.l li.m 11.1 -Vnit..liii. il tli ol, iIih.
ra--. U liiiv. no Ii. rtilnnry In r.-i-ini.
niriiilln IIim -nrv to nil niuiiUrly
UllllCtxl, H-HUKVII KtlUK.
Truly y.iin-..
II J. 1IHIII.1.L.
Thouannds or other ruive
born cured.
1 or liy nil ilriiKH'-'-. If ono or tli otlior la
Dot in i-naltlon to (iiniir-h it t.i yon, .lo not la, . r
fiia.l.-. to UkuaiiytlniiKrl-.., l.ul uiu.ly rtir.K-1 to tl..i
0. ni.r:il A.ri-nt, I'l li:l..l;l( II ItllH. ,- (I.
SIM A; H-U llin-l.i t f..ri-ri, riil.jil.iila.
J ami-: ?';.-ci;oi'.si:,
atki:m:y-t law.
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' I1.1 man.
Jim ?.
II. DILL,
ATT0I1NEY-AT-LAW..
f.fu-nhiir;, I'ttiu'f
All hurtnn-r onlrti-tnl to Ma ro l) l(
s..,.t.3o,.,,;:","i,l "uon',',,
J (;. DKITKICII,
i 1 roui:v t r.i..i7.
M:fkft SI. . S.lin,!,ov. Pi;
All iirnfAMlnnal I uinei .rnmptly Vtxtit
to lionnultHtlonii Iu -:iittllali ai.a Ixrinnfi
I'b.'Jirt.
v.. i:owi;i:,
Ario.iivrY.AT-tAW.
AM) DlSTllKT ATTOIt.NKY.
MiJiilehurg, I'fi
.'nltsMiona mads,
in. I (tarnian.
xiiulUMinia In KrcSs!)
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At rrev A ' otuuellor-At.lai'w
ii!Hi.u Ai,'i lluil.llLn me ilovi North s
K KVaTUSK llliTKL.
s-lliiNi'o-, roiui n.
C.il!octl..n i,. 11 I ,,il,,r i,r,.i. ..1 a...
Hoi" I- ...ll.-ltiMl ntil Kill recilteo
A ir-M, tfaf.i
r.mij.l nitrun.iu.
WATCH
im. imim.
fp J . sMim.j
j -1- ATTOKNBY AT I.A rf.
I MIlllil.KlltlHtl, S.N Y Kill! CO., r A
, '(rhl. l'rolelnnl Scrvlcru toll
v.. ...i,u, ,a i.nKimu an.l Uciuii .
N'o one who lias n. homo of I i
owu need ever bu i Ho. Thmo h ul- '
ways something to be doim to pio
moto tho coiivetiience or the coin-;
fort of tho home. an. I, iu I he absence j
of woik giving money renititu rutioii,
making the b"iue morn ph itsant und
A. w. pottet:,
-t TIOL' iW
T J.A TP.
They aro t!- v ir.ee L i.v.nortant
secretory orrvatis. Inlo and
throui;ii the Kidneys How tho
ccntainirt- pctsououa matter ! 'ul'!,Z:
tal;c.n ov.i ci' i v) sv.ef'm. If i "llV'.0.' imio.on m:i t.
Solingrovo, Va r'
Hi Kidneys do r.ot act prop- '-
oily lA2 iv.aitcr is retained. II ir . (;r:.ni
tha vhciie j;vstem Imr.onind
comfortublo i tho best-paying j...! (iisoi'dcrctl and Ciu loliowin ?
which any iiniu cuu 1111 lertaku It is' symptoms wtll I01JOW: Head
a sign of sbifib'ssneH, if not worse.
to see a mmi i'llo when n day' work
might bo well expoudt.d iu bultening
aciio, Vv'caic:ic:n, pam in tho
small of baci: anci liusher,
of heat, chills, v.-.'th ''scdercd
stomach and tevt-i?. You can
rroic-t tha Kid-
At loi ii(;v-at r.:i-v,
i nl. II. lUi;',.
f'.l.l'lllu I .11 In L.illi Kokllal. .srf
Ocl.t, in J,
1. 11114.1,1
The postal law makes it larcenv to
take a newspaper and refuse to pay
for it, A newspaper in Illinois re
cently brought suit against forty.
three men who would not pay tneli
subscriptions, and obtained judg
ment io each for the full amouut of
the claim. Of these, twenty-eight
men made affidavit that tbey owned
no more property than the law al
lowed tbem, , thus preventing at
tacbmeots. Then tbey, coder the
decision of tbe Supreme Court, were
arrested for petty laroenyj aud
bound over io the aura of $300 each.
All but six gave bonds, while six
went to jail. r.
An extraordinary enow-fall ban
broken down the orcbarde in Akron.
Ohio;
doors, and window n.'i.iust win!ei'i thorOi;''lly
rudo blast, or in urovidinir borne i neys by BURDOCK i.OOD BIT-
simp.oconvcnioi.en, long needed by j $ Z"
tbe good housi-.v fo to bghien her i selves you can q:;i;i;ly rid
woik. Induilry uUuya liud work to yourself of them h this best
do. of H medicinos lor ll.o Kid
neys.. BUIiDOCX BLOOD BIT-
TLKS ara fiold cveryvhcro at
JOHN II. Ali.voij.,
AtJ'ii.v sit Law,
I'rolaMlotial l.u.lnc. er.ir,.Mc0 t ,. c.iri .j,,
tofiruiiiiLlyaitrmleilt... 1
(JAMUKL H. OUWIG,"
ATTOH.Yi:r.. i-.I.a II-
Evidences cf Genius-
I-ouKiiin-.f, ii0:, ( tt
l'a:
SI per bottle, an.l ono bottlo llni:v.nJi,lli t 'i-'t j,., ,tt, ,,.'
...in . i i. i .. ii ". -
win k j , 'J u:ou' i:!u.;,7.
When a woman can drive a nail I
without driving her thumb with it.
When n limn can hit down to a cold 1
dinner und call his wife a daisy, I
When a woman can throw a stone
ntn lieu without hitting the man who
is lying hi n liauiuioi-U behind her.
When u man can suppress a yawn
a the iniuistersuys "Fourteenth!'."
When ft woman can pas a mirror
with her face turned the other way.
A little boy who was to pus the itf
ternoon with the doctor's little
daughter was given two piece of
candy. When be returned his moth
er inquired if be gave tlie largest
piece. to the little girl. ".No, mother,
I didn't; vou told me to glvo the big
gest piece to the company, und I was
the company over there,"
xv n TVAvr .m;mk a::v. ttt.oM
AGl .VlS lO SI Lli Ulli AiiVi lli.O't.
Old gentleman Cptitthig a few que
tlons) Now, boy Hh-oan you tell
me what romiunndmeiit Adam broke
when be took the forbidden fruit ?
Small scholar, (like n, bhot)-Please,
sir, th' worn't no eoiumaudineuts
then.
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tbo tcbocb Urtv Oeb, nancock b r-'tieg a ta
ITdy iu some parts of Colorado is
$50 per ton.
Westmoreland county pays $1200
taxee on Ler dogs.
A ladv in Ml. &forrta baa 32 nt
VIrminiirk-4-C7! n woo:ttaed, ut
& Tj " f-0. CitectlTt C;rp i.
K?i;?KS5.Seiridce
A Niw Book Ji'ir I'i'mi ikmhu by an official of
bvi-r 15 yrura' t'XiH rii iK'i! in tin- rii crc-t Service, In
one Mnsnltlniit ifoynl Octavo Vuliima of over 600
CaK d ukicanUy illuatraled bj Hi beat arUtta In
io country with
UOO I'lEItn RNCnAVINQS.
A llirtliinif record uf di-U. n.m in thu V. S. f
Prut-ml
'oat-OIIIca lii.p.Tlora In I ho l-trc-
M A!ri
lion, furauit, and I'nutura of liolilsira of tha U.
Oltlce iM-iiurtiiii-iit t embruriiiK aai-trfiia of WunUtr-
KOl4 oi -
Mail I loK. ili.-r witli a i-umnli-m di-arrlntion of thu
many iiiioui and ciiiiili(-ui.-. eontrivaucra of lb
wily and miacriiimluua toUufrauU tlio public alio
an nconrute accoiint of tlio ,
PAMOtS ftrAH IIOTJTR PnATDS,
In wblcU Ilia Aulur bad ntira tlmri of lb pre
Jiarniion o( tka aviJonte for tho govurnmvnt.
C2TACENTS WANTED.JH
In aray town there ara l'oatiuaatpra, MerchanU,
MLCliaiilcn, r'armera, I'rofi a.ional Men, and liuu.
Irv.la or iiuople w. I.o will b vlad to ml Uiit thrilling
tuJi. I tin now having an unuarallwl aalci itlliat
tlnhi to alt. Mm and Womon Agenta niakJng front
1 100 to 3o0 a niontli eaallr. We want au imt In
evi'ry Umualii iu tba U. B. and Canada. tyWi
ItivelHW'iK-ruia ao tlial Ant l'anos with lliia pha
uoman.il n.-lli iik book, can bToni a wW Antnt.
Xo OmiiHtUto vViia Avi'nta ara meetinif
Willi ttuihtraUtlnl fun, I f"JA,lanct no kinj-
mnet, ae wa iflva Bjmrtal Wrmt lo pay FrtijMi.
J'-'iiv k iii-tiii i-:s,
JUSTICE CF THE PEACE,
i ullci-linns promptly made,.
Physicians, ,V.
JOHN V. FISHEU, M. J.
Mlddlebiirgh, iVnn't
CRIElt BAKIIISH,
PHYSICIAN & SURGLXIV,
a. Middleburgh, l'enn'iv.
ftMn1?"""':"1 rvl.a.to b. ."SLm
ol MlJ.llabura an.l i.ii.. "uaaa
uma. -it ... rwr rifblfna
KtimuinUer, we give you tha eictu-ive miIo ol thu
0
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book in territory aaalgnrd yon. Write for our larga
llluHtrati-4 Circular, kjuUIiiIu Till iiarlicnlara,
0loiU ftnM to Aux ots, etc.. anil free In all. Ad-
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