I) r T. H. IIAUTHU. ;MiStgI) float 'liat will not reason is a bigot ; lie that cannot w n fool ; he th.it ilare not is a slave. EDITOU and J'KOI HIK'JOK vol. xxui MIDDLEBURGH, SNYDER C0 PENN'A. JAN U All Y 13, 188' :lOKTKV: I I f ) Ths Girls That A Tantsi The girl that are wanted are good glrlf. Wood from lli! heart-to tho lipn ; pure )i the Hty I whito nuit pure, J'roni It" heart to i 1 1 sweet leaf t ipn. The Kiilf that are wanted ore home glrli- tiirbi Unit are uinthcr'n rlht hand, Tluit father und brother can trust to, And tlie little one understand. fiirl that are fair on tlie heart (intone, Ami pli'iieiuit ' nobody Keen ; Kiml iiiul sweet to their own folk, lt.Niilv ami anxious to pleime. Iu Ibe yonr 17o8, timing tbo war Tiiognnmui ur,- . "'" (between France and Hanover, Tlwit know what to do ami to y ; ""'' of ll.o I'.erch medical Man" That drive with a cmileor a wift word j Vj'8 taker. piUom-r by tlio Ocrm-in. The wrath of the household away. ' How lie rtiibed bit ill hick cluriuy m locking ch.-iiv wa a white robed angel in bis own mind nnd the ob ject of miivetPnl euvy. "Another funny tiling was to have he SRller Hriko tbo camp loaded tvitb cndetied milk. I've neeti whole regiment sitting on it fence, each uian with a mill; enn iu om iiund dipping out tlio thick white Mnflf with hid f.fiuger nnd licking it off With an expression of In a itude that wonld inake it Uaphaelilo aniut look aick iocotupoiibou." New Yoik Sou. THE FIRST POTATO. UEWSPAPSft STATISTfCl Tbeie are now published iu tbo United St ilea U.IC) newspapers and periodicals of nil cinem a. Tbo net Ruin of tlio .tear his been CfiG. I'be dail.v new pnpt-rs number 1,21(5, gum or J.J. Canada lina GTJ peti odicnls. There are about 1,200 pe riodicnls of nil soil, which, accord ing lo (be rating nnd estimates ol the editor i,f tlm Ihr.ctoiy, enjov a cii dilution of iui.i o than 5.000 copie each Tbo iucreiie in (Lh weeLK rural press, which ci mpriaea about two-thirds of tbo whole lint, baa been most walked in State like Kunsns and Xehrak-i, wlnio the gain bus been req eHw y 2 1 and this appiopriatiou tdionld o greatl enlarged and the too sevciit bin den imposed on locnl taxation to support be Fchoola made lighter" , Ooe Making $3 A Da7 cf A Hallway Pas:. "It di-reiit'i sound nice lo ov a , but it ia n fuel, that the Lake Sinie , million and a bnlf didlnfs ja pot fi fulka cin awfully wind wtn-n a en. the amount wuniod from the L latum this winter. Tbo nonnnl acbooloin the S'ato are liibly coin plimirwd. TuachcrV iuat!lnt a au held to bo i f yroat educational ben efit to Iht'Ko w ho participut i ntbem Di:iKELSPI3L'SD33. am mm died up in Mufl'd tie' other diiy," n'ti eoii.liicif.i elmllilv. 'Tbere'n Mti( n ht.-i v uliont tlmt ' ciiae, and I gm-aa I will have to t.i I il lo 1 oil. Tli'it. ihi i.'-i n line wi Palhi.t. About txclvij ein nu I'alli 'l Knved a Main fr.iiii.r ti,,. i.,1., wnalumt miir , f (! m, nnd i I iiMnme the ecnipaiiv f, It v. i v glut ' fnl l'. I'. W i bt-W'iil.t. Wli tlie Mi.. i i..uti.!-i,l .f tin) liiill'i!. i diVli.ii; -.1,1 f,,- him hi-1 ! !.!(. ti I i I 4 I 'I ' -rY .-r of Pnfontfs nrd ChWdren. "CnMort.t ;n m flt Jnr tr.f lor'-,:: 1 ,x n t!:nl t rrcon.tii.-!,.! it .i :iut).Ti,.r t.i .ti,n,r, i .-i.i.un nnwut ji'ic. H. A. An ir i, :., IU Ea. Oxlonl Bt, I rottiu, K. Y. Tlie Khls that are wan Fense, V!ioni faxhloii can never deceive ; Who can follow whatever ia pretty, And dare what in Killy to leave. The glrla that are wanted are cun fill Kills Who count wliatathlnir will coot; Who ie with u prudent, Reneroua hand, Jiut tee that nothing ia lost. T!;e liirla that are wanted tire girl witli heart: Thev are wanted wivea; Wunti'd to cradle in loving nrina, The vtroiiuebtiiml frailest of Uvea, , , ,, jcapiivil.v of live jenia ho lua hinie.l ted are glrla of . . at in Inn memoir. Yet out of hi calamity one of tbo greiiteat blesa inija of the bniuun nice was bom. The (i. i m.ma di 1 not wnalu nff. c tion on thir l-'ieneli priauneiii Tlieyeven r..l tbem. f -r tbo moat pai t, on coi tain wretched roota which lh-3 poasuiits raised extensive !y f.u i heir cattle, lint while our medical fiieful au spert ch miat iih well an doctor niowl.d with bis conn adea . at tlieir f ir.) bo observed that the for mother uml,it rwjU ,veM tt b,osorn(j Uol il(J. lUictaUe to thopiluto wliio ono got 1 u . i in pei t-cni Kiinaaa ulo Lowa curled r.p ver hi back t but Dink inn KicuifM gmu in daily newt-pa The e'ever, the 'witty, the hrilliant girl. They lire very few, iiuderatuud; ltut. oh! fur the wise, loi liiir, home Kit U Tlii-ro's u constant and ateady demand A'. 1. hilrr. FU2IHY THIN33 0? THE WAS "Tbero were lola f funny thing nhont the war." aai I (J d Frederick Martin of tho Brooklyn EIvtod ibe other day, now tbntynn think ol tht in wl en tbo tears vru dried away, 1 about the fiinolest thing I io 1 were Ibe q loer nrticlfa the bojf d lo pick np on tho match and cccentlio oy in which they'd yle 'em along to tiui'ly ad no some itcli by tbo wavfi l". S'raglurt- wire tno worvt at. inw. nnt nil tne ''loWB were bad euougb Wbtnev j a nny went through n Krai r residonco the bnja would e what Hir.ic' each n most nl f, and houih of lli. ir tit-ttc cnlinr, Tbey had a jreiii sa for cradk'K. Y.iii may iih I, .tut a man trending hi way to 'out wanUd with u iuuhogan , nnd 1'in bleht if I know, but cm. I'n nl ono iimu would In cradle an I cut it a d izcii fi then he'd begin to cuaa ami j drop ii. tc.v you'd Biippi.te that any or idiot would just look ul u cm jti', lay in the road and pa?a on, )ey wouldn't. Some ono wonld Vrtiti to pick it up and log it u ilea furl her into Ibe Gjufedero I ;ucnl one cradle that (raveled ilea on bin bucks beforo it 0 iucrcuFo the blaze of a weas used to lli.-m. and they grew iu tho oioBt hliMiiduiicl and desolate of aoila. Ho it happened, years afler nrda, when the capiiwty was over, uud 1'raLce was lavagi-d by ii famine no frightful that iu aoiuu provinces (he people nte gross wilb tlio cattle to keep body uud eonl tottber, that Mr, I'ui inentier huthonght biuiself ol .ho diopieid rootb which foimcd bin priaou fare. I'm meutier wn a pliil lUthiopiat as well as n chemiHt. lie wrote trcatiae during tboao teni hie months of fa mi no, culling atten tion lo the potato us n posaiblo anb- atita'e in t rut igeoci" for ordiiry article or rood. The literary wits Iniighed biiu to ecoi o. It wa a pop ular belief that the potato was poi iouous lo man and t but it gave Lirlb to leprosy nnd oilier hideous diseas es. 1 it nt that period France bud a seneible official nt the bead of its nj riculiuiul iniert-t-t-i. Tuis man ap proved of Dr I'nrmintiers troutiao. and bad it pt-.tilisljed in the loyal ui icnltural records. More than tbia t the doctoiH M quest, bo Conceded liini tbo ihh of a laige, siudy pluiu oil the onti-kiil of Pari, which had been u;-ed for fairs nnd paradba, a a ti-Id of ixpeiiiutiit. Haw Puiis fhuok ita fcidea au it miw this buteu, where scmcily a green thing grow, liiilowing up under the doctoi'a plow Unt Ibe J.uigh was the other f-idu a few wicks later, wheu a sea of yreen try displayed itself on that desolate area. In due lime came the birth day of the king. Loni XIV., which was celebrated with ponmp and flour inb at Vereaillea - Among the gor geous throng of com litis came Pr. Paimentier with a banket of pigmy potatoes ou bis arm and a boquet of the blossoms io bis band. The king smiled gmcioiifily Ho beard of the per, I he wet kly press ia gsininy in Slassachnselt, wliilo the ina-'a-zhnjf and other monthly publications mo losii g ground tl.mo. Tho tin dtticy of such iubl:culi ns toward New York city, a tliellieraiy centre of the country, ia hhown by the es tablishment hero of not less than t wenty-lhiee inoiitblv pel i'jdiculs during I Im year, Sjiuo of tbo curiosities of news pnpr stutiatieM are wmib n para graph. There are Id) religion aud deuoiuiniitiiiniil newspipt'i publish ed in the I'nited Slake, end ueaiiy i. no-third of them me printed iu Xew Yoik, riiilad.-lphiu, Uobton and Chicago. Now Yoik i far abend iu this respect, but Chicago leads Ho ton. Three ne-vspiipei s are devoted to the Mik-worm, mx to ibe honey bee, nod not less than thirty-two to poultry. Tbo doulists have eigh teen journals,' the phooogiupbers nine, and the deuf nud dumb nnd blind nineteen. Tbeie are three publications exclusively duvoted to philult ly, ond one to tbo teipsiclio renn art. Tho prohibitionists have 129 organs to Ibe liquor deulors' eight. The woman sntfi arista have seu'U, the caudy uiaLers three. Hastronotuy is represented by three newspapers, gas by two. Tbero are about b'UO newFnnn.'ra Diintid in Herman, aud forty-two iu French The towns uhicb have most French periodio.il nro New York, New Orleans, and Worcester, Mass four apiece. There are luoro Swedish pnuls tbiu French. 1 wo daily uewspnpeis nro printed iu tbo !o beiniau tongue, ono Oaelio publica tion, oiio Hebrew, ono Chinese, and one iu the Cherokee language. Ibnki l-pil' boy bad ft liver-cnl- ved d ig which bn had npxi eevnul occisions rrtndo the subject of very iutcicsling nnd inMi npliv ixpei i- i ''im with lliunks f l im.i If and inont. At ouo time Ibe dog's tail eoinpany. Talbot in- d. Mly derlim d i a iiiouev nresetit t f .' (I. I. ni Mid I I" M.VI5 NP IMtTII KOf'K. ' fv.drtu mm frVe. Cnrfpft': -n. Pj.tir P'raiiMi, i hii' i, I'ri. t !., Kill V'.t.ms, ti: Hui j.i-u:ia di- ir.-.riii. Vlthuni iujuriou DiediftOln. TilS ('E ITit ri ('..MM, I J I .!t,i:i Ftrr, t, ;. y, elspnlH t..y wa prtiidict'd in fa vol ! " 1 'I J ('. wln-n Wit .,t AUorin I's-Al-Lau: THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS. Somehow they seemed to cialjky pt.ilMnthropiat before. In- V. ' . vagneiy tnut more was '9 of getting tbo itjfdut so. tber tilt they never succeeded. e funniest thing I ever saw was a looking gluBS high as .d aud two feet wide. I saw i the parlor of a central Vir nsiou and uext on a sol k Leaded for Peterbburg. -t sight of it for two duys 1 it again propped np -ee forty miles further ou. y I saw it traveliog teu truggler's bao'. He had ne baud nnd had somo- m( the glass so that he wiong without holding fast S fellow mnnt hv nnt i next day a third man joTa foorth. This on to the lines at Pes Bet it tip against a og, regretful look at ( bis shabby self and with a sigh. ,tas well that be did. ote along came a mioie 3g like a hornet, and hit are in the centre and ato a frame foil of cracks -m aronod the bole. ter aud the more useless "?r? li?jc!aiJ3 to deed, it wa he who bad grunted the use of his military field fur Ibe ex periment. Tbo queen was pleased to arrange some of the blobOiu in her hair, whereupon the ojurtiers went wild, and dispatched messeu gers all tbe region over to obtain the coveted blossoms for their mistress es. Ihniog the "corner" in tbo po. tato blossoms which followed over forty dollars were paid for a siugle cluster. Ibe people acquired a Dow taste, and tbe fortune of tbo potato was made. Modern cultivation has made it what it is to-day. How the world ever got along without it is a puzzle yet its general use wus al most an accideut Tbe citizens of Montdidier.Fraoec, where Dr. Parmentier was boro.have recently erected a statue to his hon or. Our Couutry Home. One Lawyer ia Heaven - . There is said to be but one .'awyer io heaven. How bo managed to pas St. Peter ia Dot positively koowo, but it is conjectured that he passed himself off for an editor and slipped in unexpectedly. When be was discovered the tat tled angels searched the realms of felicity ia all their length and breadth for anoth r f- -j:r ta draw pj fjpera for Lia Piofersor Highec, Superintendent of Public Instruction, Jun. 5ih, sub mitted bis annual report to ibe Leg ible nro. It is replete with interest ing iuforuintiou. Tbe Snpeiinten Uunt refers with snlisfucliou to the faut that the number of pupils under each teacher is gradually diminish ing, thus giviog tbe ecbolars better opportunities for tbe acquisition of knowledge The threatened decrease of the bchnol leini below fivo months is deprecitcd. In this connection the Superintendent soys s "Distiicts have but little inducement to increase tbe term so long as they Hud that' Ibe wh..lo cost of su h increase has to be met by local taxation, while neighboring distiicts not increasing got tbe same appropriation from tbe State with less locul tax." A win imnartetmof six moot bu is urged as tbe proper thing. Statistics aie produced to show thrt the female teacbere now greatly outnumber tbe males. Since 1870 tbe number ol teachers has increased 3111. Io 1880, excluding Philadelphia, there were 9,055 male teuobera and 9,055 female teachers. Since that time tbe Dumber of male teachers Jibs dis miuished to 8,707 aud the number of female teachers increased to 12 313. Ibis rapid change ia ascribed to tbe increased attention given pri mary instruction by means of grad ed schools and the lower aulury paid remaieuuouers. The Supeiiotend- ent says it is fulse tconoroy to dis criminate against females io the payment of salaries, The average monthly salary of female teacbere is shown to be obly 129. 41, excluding rtiiiaaeipbia, "JIiis,"aays tbe Su perintendent, 'is entirely too small for good and effloient teacbere and qnite too large for poor ooea if measured by , educational results." I be opinion is expressed that the CUta ia cct Hvlri ol t ill that bu'ig d.twu behind, so af.er amputating tbo dng' tail will, a hatchet, he spent n winds moining trying to grufl a rL.to si i r.p ou the slump. Tbo doj was out a c nir ign ous one. It would bark all ni-hi when nobody wa about, but if a tramp came near tbe bonso in Ibe day timo the d'g wonld put tbe ikatc strap belweeu bis leg and go iuto the kitchen aud lie down behind tbo stove. PiuknlspielV idea was that he would prifoi n Hghting dog, j and one day he lend in a piper that n timi I d.igc inld be muds luavu by til ing hi meit with gnr.powder and red pepper. Accordingly, be put about n quarter of pound of peper uud a little powder in come meat, rolled it up in a bull und toss ed it to the dog. Tbe dog swullow ed it as quick as n flash. 1 For a fo minutes the dog seemed content -d Dut presently ho gave a little start and then paused and looked around to see if anything had happened Then he gave n jump and begau to assume n very solemn , appearance All of a sndibpu be uttered a sharp bowl and began to circulate around tho garden, lie went faster nnd faster, aud Dinkelspiel i willing to lake his oath that the d ig made COO revolutions in a minute. Over the current bushes, thongb tbe asparagus bed, across tbe foucee, back again among the beau polos be How with fury, snapping at Dinli. l spiel as bo pasaed him, scaring Ibe cbickena aud setting thorn to cuek- ling oudamusbing tbe vegetation in-1 to rniu Dinkelapiel called to bint to stop, but the louder bo called the fuster the dog went, and at lust Diukelspiel got bis gnu nnd tried to sboot him. Ho shot thirteen times, aud blow holes in tho kitchen door, killed four chickens nnd put bnlf a pouud of bird shot in hi cow j but tbe dog still revolved aud went so fust that bo looked like a single streok of dog tbo whole way around tbe garden. At lust the animal run against tbo family cat and killed it, and boing switched cil' his course, ho dashed through Ibe kitchen door, knocked down tbe stovepipe, tvbisk ed into the dining room, noross tbe table, smashing seven dollars' worth of crockery, burst through tbe opeuj uoor to ino pui lor anil brought up ngaiofct u $100 mirror, which be shivered to atom. Then he fell on tue velvet carpet, bad spasms all I over the lloor for an hour or two. aud lioully died wilb bis bind legb in tbe grate nud bis hoad ou a $G0 rug, which wus covered with betf and red pepper. Tbey buiied bim at tbe roots of a dwarf peur tree, and Dinkulspiel'B boy, after getting over tho Ibrubbiug his father gave bim with a bed-slat, came to tbe conclusion that, as a matter of fuol, red pepper will not make a dog anx ious for war. FrcniOnl. Snyder county Pa. ilni.luito.il l!ili;ni,.r r,!y.,. ,.i im vk Mum ml Suirmi. oiirrn I.H r.i.. a n..crvli f. 'hi. . .,11,. S,..,ks KimM-i, ami i.rriniin. .VI m ch, 17. in. (I. )n i:. w. 'imk)i7 PHYSICIAN AND SUiKirijN. r i.n ruii !', i n, ri-k. i. I., ih.. ui -utl-li .ui.l Herman Oi'ori kiii f"f'"' I n I . o..n. r-... t In I... Ii i (lii)B.. on , i in .i roi-i . pi... posed in ii U t it i out K;r I, m ,t pas for tho leiiiinn.li i ilHi i UL', While Wiilil win iiM.ig i,tli ti pan Trlliot inquired f " 'Say, Mr. Wiigb', have y m any olj'.'cti.ui to making that n ud good f n ino ind n friend I may want lo take a fiimd up to Chvi land s-me llllld to ere nn in.n.n of n.inM "Wiight wusso fulUf giulitude! , ' ' VAN "KIliK, that be couldn't ohj. ct to unythiiig, -OIKUICAb Mt'('(tA!('. t, ii;TU and Ibe man got. bis pas, gond for Seliusgri've, IV'un'n: himself and fiimd, an I it w ia i.fu i. iajj j SiTlP wards si nt on to In n.In.i .ri. -i u..,l ! J couuteibigued by the pii siduut an.l general passenger agent. "Well, now, what do yon think ? For more than ten yeaia that man Talbot hub been tiding constantly between linft'ilo nud Clevelui.il or ) DiilF.ito and Tnl-d.i. He wus never: nlooo. Ho nlwuy bud friend' ' with bim, Tbi friend im usually I snmn commt iciiil traveler. Io shoi I Tnlbot has mudo iuilr.nd i i.l , n lt bis I regular bnsines, Hn mudu uiiungi).- j meiils with vnriou wbolosuln and' jobbing house to cany their men, and booked hi engagement month I abend somcliuie. When these fuil-! ed ho picked up sliuy passengers i hero and there After paying bis sleeping car and other expenses ho J bud ?!G or 88 n day left n clear profit and out of these profi'a be innnnged I to iimass a sung littlu foil n no. lie tried lo use bis puss ou the limited . I . At . . I j..V- J liiuesa, oui iiu coaipnny woul.tn t J r PRICE S2. 50. have it. Iu fact, they WUtlted to res 1 For con",1V,1n lnfrmiitlon. Iir,rl,.tlve fnm ' J i plilrl. Willi t.tim.MiiK Ir.-r. fuso to cairy him tiltngeiber, but their lawyer concluded tlmt the suit for duiOMgos would bo loo expulsive Talbot i dead now, though, greatly lo the regret of ncvciiiI trim-ling men. Chicngo Heiuld 1 A i i r Krcimnr. Snydor County Pa. Ilri i. k H.irun : r.i A. .11., I....11J; l 1 I. M n 1 n'lnr HI'. M . sciiaks mini i;mimsu a.n ihikkm an. My 1, '.so!. RUSSIAN RHEUMATISM CURE das ruovkn T11 111c THE REMEDY l-OIt lllll'.V.iIATIail. II 0110s, In. , Auir I j. 1M My -ir.' urn. mi h 111 1. 1. a wail im, u. titut i-iii 111 Ik-r rlii.ia.l. r nn. I urni II. Ht In1. I.l lc ti .1 hlt.t- f. r li.-jwlf. an, I .-..ui.l 11..I j. in N il. Ijiii .1.1 ),, i. l.iUt.vl in in 11 i-.n km i-liitir. I h-. hi.-iiiiiM itn-j-'nlMI, mniiv ut.-iil iiii-.li. .Iii. h ito nt-. I, l.ul lh.- Nim Hill tr..t v,ir-. I Mid f.tr III.- "Mini, .',..H,..ri..il fH-.( llliilrf 11 i-lniia if 1I..11I1IM. it Man iw,l accirainir t ilir.vil.in. fur .mc n K. un.l my mii.i .i-I'ltn-.l. it wn i.ii. ul IlinM. uit r al.li- iir.rrH tlmt y..u iii.--i rm,- in liti.llii.... It la ti.m ovi-r funr imiiitlii 1. tin. irlw ua- .-I., ui. i., .1,., cm wn-li, imu, li... in Ul- ir:ir.li'ii, an,! 1I.1 all l.in.1- of Mm a ii- w.-ll 11-.t, lin.l li.m 11.1 -Vnit..liii. il tli ol, iIih. ra--. U liiiv. no Ii. rtilnnry In r.-i-ini. niriiilln IIim -nrv to nil niuiiUrly UllllCtxl, H-HUKVII KtlUK. Truly y.iin-.. II J. 1IHIII.1.L. Thouannds or other ruive born cured. 1 or liy nil ilriiKH'-'-. If ono or tli otlior la Dot in i-naltlon to (iiniir-h it t.i yon, .lo not la, . r fiia.l.-. to UkuaiiytlniiKrl-.., l.ul uiu.ly rtir.K-1 to tl..i 0. ni.r:il A.ri-nt, I'l li:l..l;l( II ItllH. ,- (I. SIM A; H-U llin-l.i t f..ri-ri, riil.jil.iila. J ami-: ?';.-ci;oi'.si:, atki:m:y-t law. ? 1 1: 1 x. 1: iti 1 ;i : 11. ilti .1. ... . 1 t,l r.i,. c, 1,1 1.;. , fi i' ft. II I I .iri,tl... 1 ,, jii. tl.il. , 1 111 I II I .1 I .T, .; U I, J Acer; ciiiju.r.T, .1, ";; ' I ' t-. . ,'.,- "i I , "i H t iiiM,; .in 1: 1. 1 1, ;' , l "!ll il. t n n ; !t ,1 . , 1 , , , 1 . ly i.tuiii.l ,1 t .1 it ,, 1 1 1, I,. 1 1 , -1 in 1 lri.i.in. i'ii". m. I', rnorsu Ki.'in. :a7tor.eyat u'vt. sri.iN-i,i:i,i r. p. i. (.iln,tl,.,a a 1 il -1 ' nt 1 i-r Ii irnl I t.lr.r. 1 r. n 1 1 Iv iittKii.le.i to. t',iu'iilti,tl,.i,ii In I 1 ,11, h ni. C ' I1.1 man. Jim ?. II. DILL, ATT0I1NEY-AT-LAW.. f.fu-nhiir;, I'ttiu'f All hurtnn-r onlrti-tnl to Ma ro l) l( s..,.t.3o,.,,;:","i,l "uon',',, J (;. DKITKICII, i 1 roui:v t r.i..i7. M:fkft SI. . S.lin,!,ov. Pi; All iirnfAMlnnal I uinei .rnmptly Vtxtit to lionnultHtlonii Iu -:iittllali ai.a Ixrinnfi I'b.'Jirt. v.. i:owi;i:, Ario.iivrY.AT-tAW. AM) DlSTllKT ATTOIt.NKY. MiJiilehurg, I'fi .'nltsMiona mads, in. I (tarnian. xiiulUMinia In KrcSs!) Jrnn 8, IK.kf. (JHAS P I MtlCU, At rrev A ' otuuellor-At.lai'w ii!Hi.u Ai,'i lluil.llLn me ilovi North s K KVaTUSK llliTKL. s-lliiNi'o-, roiui n. C.il!octl..n i,. 11 I ,,il,,r i,r,.i. ..1 a... Hoi" I- ...ll.-ltiMl ntil Kill recilteo A ir-M, tfaf.i r.mij.l nitrun.iu. WATCH im. imim. fp J . sMim.j j -1- ATTOKNBY AT I.A rf. I MIlllil.KlltlHtl, S.N Y Kill! CO., r A , '(rhl. l'rolelnnl Scrvlcru toll v.. ...i,u, ,a i.nKimu an.l Uciuii . N'o one who lias n. homo of I i owu need ever bu i Ho. Thmo h ul- ' ways something to be doim to pio moto tho coiivetiience or the coin-; fort of tho home. an. I, iu I he absence j of woik giving money renititu rutioii, making the b"iue morn ph itsant und A. w. pottet:, -t TIOL' iW T J.A TP. They aro t!- v ir.ee L i.v.nortant secretory orrvatis. Inlo and throui;ii the Kidneys How tho ccntainirt- pctsououa matter ! 'ul'!,Z: tal;c.n ov.i ci' i v) sv.ef'm. If i "llV'.0.' imio.on m:i t. Solingrovo, Va r' Hi Kidneys do r.ot act prop- '- oily lA2 iv.aitcr is retained. II ir . (;r:.ni tha vhciie j;vstem Imr.onind comfortublo i tho best-paying j...! (iisoi'dcrctl and Ciu loliowin ? which any iiniu cuu 1111 lertaku It is' symptoms wtll I01JOW: Head a sign of sbifib'ssneH, if not worse. to see a mmi i'llo when n day' work might bo well expoudt.d iu bultening aciio, Vv'caic:ic:n, pam in tho small of baci: anci liusher, of heat, chills, v.-.'th ''scdercd stomach and tevt-i?. You can rroic-t tha Kid- At loi ii(;v-at r.:i-v, i nl. II. lUi;',. f'.l.l'lllu I .11 In L.illi Kokllal. .srf Ocl.t, in J, 1. 11114.1,1 The postal law makes it larcenv to take a newspaper and refuse to pay for it, A newspaper in Illinois re cently brought suit against forty. three men who would not pay tneli subscriptions, and obtained judg ment io each for the full amouut of the claim. Of these, twenty-eight men made affidavit that tbey owned no more property than the law al lowed tbem, , thus preventing at tacbmeots. Then tbey, coder the decision of tbe Supreme Court, were arrested for petty laroenyj aud bound over io the aura of $300 each. All but six gave bonds, while six went to jail. r. An extraordinary enow-fall ban broken down the orcbarde in Akron. Ohio; doors, and window n.'i.iust win!ei'i thorOi;''lly rudo blast, or in urovidinir borne i neys by BURDOCK i.OOD BIT- simp.oconvcnioi.en, long needed by j $ Z" tbe good housi-.v fo to bghien her i selves you can q:;i;i;ly rid woik. Induilry uUuya liud work to yourself of them h this best do. of H medicinos lor ll.o Kid neys.. BUIiDOCX BLOOD BIT- TLKS ara fiold cveryvhcro at JOHN II. Ali.voij., AtJ'ii.v sit Law, I'rolaMlotial l.u.lnc. er.ir,.Mc0 t ,. c.iri .j,, tofiruiiiiLlyaitrmleilt... 1 (JAMUKL H. OUWIG," ATTOH.Yi:r.. i-.I.a II- Evidences cf Genius- I-ouKiiin-.f, ii0:, ( tt l'a: SI per bottle, an.l ono bottlo llni:v.nJi,lli t 'i-'t j,., ,tt, ,,.' ...in . i i. i .. ii ". - win k j , 'J u:ou' i:!u.;,7. When a woman can drive a nail I without driving her thumb with it. When n limn can hit down to a cold 1 dinner und call his wife a daisy, I When a woman can throw a stone ntn lieu without hitting the man who is lying hi n liauiuioi-U behind her. When u man can suppress a yawn a the iniuistersuys "Fourteenth!'." When ft woman can pas a mirror with her face turned the other way. A little boy who was to pus the itf ternoon with the doctor's little daughter was given two piece of candy. When be returned his moth er inquired if be gave tlie largest piece. to the little girl. ".No, mother, I didn't; vou told me to glvo the big gest piece to the company, und I was the company over there," xv n TVAvr .m;mk a::v. ttt.oM AGl .VlS lO SI Lli Ulli AiiVi lli.O't. Old gentleman Cptitthig a few que tlons) Now, boy Hh-oan you tell me what romiunndmeiit Adam broke when be took the forbidden fruit ? Small scholar, (like n, bhot)-Please, sir, th' worn't no eoiumaudineuts then. '3 r 7fV tbo tcbocb Urtv Oeb, nancock b r-'tieg a ta ITdy iu some parts of Colorado is $50 per ton. Westmoreland county pays $1200 taxee on Ler dogs. A ladv in Ml. &forrta baa 32 nt VIrminiirk-4-C7! n woo:ttaed, ut & Tj " f-0. CitectlTt C;rp i. K?i;?KS5.Seiridce A Niw Book Ji'ir I'i'mi ikmhu by an official of bvi-r 15 yrura' t'XiH rii iK'i! in tin- rii crc-t Service, In one Mnsnltlniit ifoynl Octavo Vuliima of over 600 CaK d ukicanUy illuatraled bj Hi beat arUtta In io country with UOO I'lEItn RNCnAVINQS. A llirtliinif record uf di-U. n.m in thu V. S. f Prut-ml 'oat-OIIIca lii.p.Tlora In I ho l-trc- M A!ri lion, furauit, and I'nutura of liolilsira of tha U. Oltlce iM-iiurtiiii-iit t embruriiiK aai-trfiia of WunUtr- KOl4 oi - Mail I loK. ili.-r witli a i-umnli-m di-arrlntion of thu many iiiioui and ciiiiili(-ui.-. eontrivaucra of lb wily and miacriiimluua toUufrauU tlio public alio an nconrute accoiint of tlio , PAMOtS ftrAH IIOTJTR PnATDS, In wblcU Ilia Aulur bad ntira tlmri of lb pre Jiarniion o( tka aviJonte for tho govurnmvnt. C2TACENTS WANTED.JH In aray town there ara l'oatiuaatpra, MerchanU, MLCliaiilcn, r'armera, I'rofi a.ional Men, and liuu. Irv.la or iiuople w. I.o will b vlad to ml Uiit thrilling tuJi. I tin now having an unuarallwl aalci itlliat tlnhi to alt. Mm and Womon Agenta niakJng front 1 100 to 3o0 a niontli eaallr. We want au imt In evi'ry Umualii iu tba U. B. and Canada. tyWi ItivelHW'iK-ruia ao tlial Ant l'anos with lliia pha uoman.il n.-lli iik book, can bToni a wW Antnt. Xo OmiiHtUto vViia Avi'nta ara meetinif Willi ttuihtraUtlnl fun, I f"JA,lanct no kinj- mnet, ae wa iflva Bjmrtal Wrmt lo pay FrtijMi. J'-'iiv k iii-tiii i-:s, JUSTICE CF THE PEACE, i ullci-linns promptly made,. Physicians, ,V. JOHN V. FISHEU, M. J. Mlddlebiirgh, iVnn't CRIElt BAKIIISH, PHYSICIAN & SURGLXIV, a. Middleburgh, l'enn'iv. ftMn1?"""':"1 rvl.a.to b. ."SLm ol MlJ.llabura an.l i.ii.. "uaaa uma. -it ... rwr rifblfna KtimuinUer, we give you tha eictu-ive miIo ol thu 0 :i book in territory aaalgnrd yon. Write for our larga llluHtrati-4 Circular, kjuUIiiIu Till iiarlicnlara, 0loiU ftnM to Aux ots, etc.. anil free In all. Ad- A ,'hC D?5lNES 5YRUP CURES OUGHS '.' 'IT .-.J 1 i. v : it 4 , t r i X ! ayfwasvwv m mi mar w a Hi'' Vlta III itf4 iminxUtt'Iy rublivfitr. ''lVTI'M l l"1 'iiiih MU )T i tw. ii.in.ii. ! m i -