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" I suffered from a dis placement with backache and dragging down pains ao badly that at times I f could not be. on my feet and it did not seem as tnougn I could stand iu 1 triad different ..medicines without 31 . A . 1 any Denem ana , several doctore I told me nothing but an operauon would do ma any good. My orug- rfst told me oi r.vHla E. Pink- W, hm' Vegetable HxV that I am now welt l and strong. I get bp In the morning at four o'clock, do my housework, then go to a factory and work all day, come home and get supper and feel good. I don't know how many of my lrienda I have told what Lydia E. Pinkhara'e Vegetable Comjpound haa done for me. "Mrs. Anna Meteiuawo, 6 West 10th St, Peru, Ind. iVomen who suffer from any such ail ments should not fail to try this famous root and herb remedy, Lydia E. Fink nam's Vegetable Compound. Small Pill ' Small Dose Small FOR CONSTIPATION have atood the test of time. Purely vegetable. Wonderfully quick to banish biliousness, headache, Indigestion and to clear up a bad complexion. Genuine bears algnature PALE FACES Generally Indicate a lack ol Iron In the Blood Carter's Iron Pills Will help thla condition The Home Remedy for coughs, colds, hoarseness; feasant to take and sure to help when needed. Hale's Honey ur Horehound and Tar A tonic, expectorant and laxative. wmtains no opium nor anything injurious. Sold by all druggists. tirta.'(TMtaukDns L r Price y CARTERS J TflTTLE DOING HIS BIT By LAURA J. NUNN. (Copyright, 118, by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) Early In the great movement for the conservation of food Jessie had broached the subject to her husband. He had acquiesced most heartily. Cer tainly he would be glad to "do his bit." "All I want Is the plainest of food." he said. "And your cooking would make the worst concoctions delicious I" For a while all went well. Delicious dishes based ou rice or spiiKhettl, with nourishing meat sauces, nppenred on the table, and occasionally nn entire meal of .'vegetables. And John hnd eaten them, first with noisy approba tion of the economic value of th move ment, then with a great parade of patriotism, but lastly in a pregnant si lence that spoke volumes of martyr dom. Several times he had tele phoned that he would not bo home for dinner detained by business. And then one evening the cat was out of the bag. John had arrived home nlmost an hour earlier than usual, laden down with packages. Into the kitchen he strode and (dammed them noisily down upon the tub-tops. "There I" he said ns he untied a siring nnd disclosed a huge steak; "there's a piece of ment. That's steak I Beef! Allow mn to introduce you, madam, to n meal. I have bad all the makeshifts I want around here nnd I nm off the war stuff for good and all I Why," he continued virtuously, "all I want Is simple food. A good piece of meat. tome vegetables, some good bread nnd butter, and a dessert. No frills to that And I'm going to have them." Secretly Jessie was Just as well pleased. The "makeshifts" hnd meant much extra work foe her, and It must be admitted she did not particularly enjoy made dishes. She, too, liked "good plain food." So matters jogged along until John produced a pair of tickets for a lec ture on "Hooverlailng." "It Is tonight." he said. "We will have to go and thank goodness It is with a clear con science that we can henr him band It to those people who have hot been doing their bit." "Well, we certainly have I" lnughed Jessie. An hour later, from their comfort able sents In the hall, they looked at each other In const ermit Ion. Hut the ipeaker's words still flowed on In ear nest nppenl, nnd there was not time for discussion. "Hundreds of you good people would tell me If I asked you, that you are doing all you can." lie said. "You will sny that you have cut out every' thing but necessities. You are using nothing but plain food and plain food with you means the best roasts of beef, tanib nnd pork ; the finest stenks and chops; the whitest bread you can obtain, nnd tho 'simplest' desserts Usually pies or cake which use up the white flour. "Do you honestly think you nrc do ing your best? This war will be won or lost by food. Don't forget that for one minute. Most of you, in your com fortnhle houses, feel that the war Is a remote thing which can never touch you. You give Ave minutes of pity to the starving children In Belgium or Poland, nnd then sit down to heaping plates of food nnd promptly forget all about them. You have a vngue sense that everything will be all right Undo Sam Is behind us, and of course thnt means that nothing enn harm us. Other countries have suffered. Hut Amerlcn? Impossible I And so you go on day by jay, grumbling a little at the Increased cost of Hying nnd continuing to live exactly as you did before tho wnr. "Many of you think because you have bought a Liberty bond you hnve 'done your bit.' What right have we to give a 'bit while our men In the army give their all? So must we. We cannot all go to the front; some of us must stay here to keep things going. But we enn and we must do without the things we like; must sncrlflce what wo most enjoy to help win tho crud est, most horrible wnr In tho history of the world. "Begin at home now to save the foods thnt our men at the front must hnve. Cut out the ronsts, tho steaks, the pies and puddings. What If you don't Hko war bread? Or macaroni? Or benns three times a week? Do you think tho men In the trendies 'like' It especially now when winter Is at hand? "Looking at It from this point of view tho housewives of tho country are of even more Importance than Its army. For of what use would be an army without food? "And get away from this Idea of do ing your 'hit' (So lit nil over. A 'bit' Is not enough. ALL of the BEST of you Is necessary. YOU can win this wnr I" In silence John walked home beside his wife. She was doing some deep thinking but wisely refraining from saying anything yet. Finally It came out Was It John's usually hearty, loud voice that spoke? "We'll begin tomorrow, Jess," he said huskily. "I guess wo have not done much thinking I've been wishing nil along that I could do something. Kit vied the fellows In uniform nnd all thnt you know. Kven if I can't wear the khaki I can do something. How about It, old girl?" And Jessie, ns she thought of tho ruined houses, the blind nnd crippled men, the stiirvlng women and children in Europe, gave thanks that she could do her part to aid tho men who would fight to make such conditions Impos Bible In America. The Yell. "I see some New York society wora en hnve fired their cooks nnd organized a cooking cluss." "And have they a class .yell?" "Not yet, but no doubt their hus bands will supply thnt" Time'a Changes. "See here, sir, we can't get any of your wulterg to tuke our orders." "Beg pardon, sir, but In view of the present shortuge of help our waiters no longer take orders. They receive requests." TemperdRce J NUIcD (Conducted by the National Woman's Cnrtatlan Temperance Union.) THE MEDICAL PROFE83ION 18 AQAIN8T ALCOHOL. The following are excerpts from the Inaugural address of Dr. Arthur Dean Bevan, president of the American Medical association, at the annual meeting of that body: "Eash member of the medical pro fession, each county medical society, each state medical society, should take an active part In the propaganda agulnst drink and secure national pro hibition not years from now, but now, when It Is so badly needed and will accomplish so much good not only for our boys in khaki and In blue but for the nation In arms. "There can be no doubt of the In jurious effects of alcoholic drinks on both the physical and mental well-being of our population. There can bo no doubt that thegreutest single factor we ran control In the interests of tho public health of tho nation would be the elimination of alcoholic drink. "I wnnt to plead for tho united ac tion of tho organized medical profes sion of this country to secure protec tion by law against the Injury that drink is doing to our people, not as a political jnensure, but as the most Im portant health measure thnt could be secured. In this crisis, when we and our allles'are fighting not only for our selves but niso for humanity and civ ilization, we must organize the. entire nation In the most efficient way pos sible, and this ennnot be done without eliminating drink." Tho address of Doctor Bevan was so enthusiastically applauded as to leave no doubt of the approval of the three or four thousands of physicians and their friends in the audience. THINK IT OVER. The story Is told ot an Austrian school teacher who, being unnble un der tho laws of the land to give special antlalcobollc Instruction, Injected Into his pupils' arithmetic lessons truths relating to the drink evil. One duy he gave to them for solution tho follow ing problem : "A father spends thirty kreutzer a day for intoxicants. How much does thnt amount to In so mnny months, years, etc. In tho courso of how long a time could he, with his money, muke himself Independent?" It was eight days, the teacher said, be fore the answers were handed to him. The effect on tho children was so pro nounced that they could hardly be re strained from throwing stones Into tho saloon opposite the Bchoolhouse. Yet the teacher had not spoken one word agnlnst alcohol. After the war Is over thero will bo Imperative need for mnny reconstruc tion hospitals, homes for disabled sol diers and schools for vorntlonnl train ing of the maimed nnd crippled. Let patriots ponder carefully how many of these Institutions could be maintained and equipped for the amount $2,000, 000,000 estimated to be spent each year for strong drink. WHAT TWO NOTED WAR LEAD. ERS THINK. Banish the entire liquor Industry from the United States; close every saloon, every brewery ; suppress drink ing by severe punishment to the drink er, nnd If necessary, death to the sell er, or maker, or both, as traitors, and the nation will suddenly find Itself amazed at Its efficiency, and startled at the Increase In Its labor supply. I shall not go slow on prohibition, for I know what Is tho greatest foo to my men, greater even than the bullets of the enemy. General Terslilng. Drink during the war has used up OS much tonnage ns tho Germans hnve sunk with all their submarines. Drink during tho wnr has killed more men than have been killed by the German submarines. Drink during the war has destroyed more food than nil tho German submarines put together. Lloyd George. WARNING TO NURSING MOTHERS. I have never seen a case In which beer hnd been used regularly for any considerable period of time where It did not result in more or less Indiges tion and nn early falluro In tho secre tion of milk. Dr. N. S. Davis, Chi cago. Infants, nursed by mothers who drink much beer, are more likely to die of convulsions nnd diarrhea while cutting their teeth than aro tho chil dren of total nbstlnenco mothers. . . , Bear In mind that when you take wine, beer or brandy, you ar.e distilling thnt wUie, beer or brandy Into your child's body. Probably noth ing could bo worse than to have the very fabric of the child's tissues laid down from alcoholized Mood. Dr. Ed munds of the Lylng-ln Hospital, Lon don, England. PLENTY OF JOBS FOR FORMER BREWERY WORKERS. "Not a Job has been lost to a work Ingmnn through the shutting down ol our five breweries," says II. M. Chris tie, president Omaha real estnte board "Three are being operated ns sofl drink manufacturing plants, one with nn Ico plant annex, nnd these thro are employing more men than they did mnklng beer. Another has been con verted Into a 2,500-bnrrd a" day ftoui mill, which tho manager Informs mo It employing mnny more men thnn hnd been employed there when a brewery If a man gets drunk on whisky hi wants to go out and lick Jack Johnson or feels equal to a scrap with a pack of wildcats. If he gets drunk on beet ho becomes "mushy," wants to be bo clable and makes love to a lamp post or hitching rack. The main fact If that cither beer or whisky will mak a fool of a man. Exchange. To Iceland belongs the honor of be ing tho first land on the globo to enacl and bring through a total prohlbltlor of manufacture, Import and sale of al cohollc liquors. IMPROVED UNirOSM IITIlBIIATIOltat SWrSaiQOL Lesson (By REV. K U. FITZWATER. D. D., Teacher ot English Bible In the Moody Bible Institute ot Chicago.) (Copyright, ISIS, Western Newspapet Union.) LESSON FOR OCTOBER 13 ABRAM'8 GENEROUS TREATMENT OF LOT. LESSON TEXT-Oonosls 13:1-11; 14:14-11 GOLDEN TKXT-A friend loveth at nil times, and a brother Is born (or sever alty. Proverba 17:17. DEVOTIONAL KEADINO Ilomana I: U-21. ADDITIONAL MATERIAL FOR TEACHERS Qencala 12:10-14; !4; 18:16-33; U:2. I. Abram and Lot Return From Egypt (vv. 1-4). Abram went Into Egypt because of a famine. No doubt the famine was sent In judgment for the sins of the people, but nlso for Abrnm's sake. He needed tho graces of his heart developed. He needed to bo taught the weakness of his own heart, nnd the faithfulness of God. The child of God Is not prom ised exemption from trials, but grace sufficient to endure them. Abrnm failed. In tho midst of his trials lie went off to Egypt without God's direc tion, where ho got Into trouble. To take one's own way always brings him Into trouble. His expedient to save his life was unworthy of Abram. He lied, anil a- He Is never Justifiable. It is much better to die than to He. Abram by prevarication deceived the king, but as soon as the truth was known ho was thrust out Though Abram had strayed from the path way of faith, he hnd the good sense to go "unto the place where his tent hnd been In tho beginning, where tho altar was." This showed that he was willing to confess his mistake, and he gin life over ngnln. This Egypt expe rience was n loss spiritually to Abram, though he became rich there. Increase of riches Is no sign that a mun Is In fellowship with God. II. Abram and Lot Separate (vv. fi ll). Tho goods of both Abrnm and Lot greatly Increased. When they attempt ed to settlo down, trouble arose be tween their herdsmen. This is the first record of trouble between relatives over financial mntters. Itlches often Interfere with friendship. They kindle Jenlousy and strife between men. They engender greed and selfishness In men. Many times members of tho same fam ily are estranged from encji other through strife for wenlth. For tho chosen tif God thus to quarrel Is titter folly nnd criminal, especially when the enemy of the Lord's people looks on. "Tho Cnnaanlte and the I'crizzlte dwelt then In the land" (v. 7). It It bad enough for God's children to quar rel, but to do so In tho presence of the world which delights therein Is greatly to sin. Abrnm's behavior Is n line ex ample of the art of living together peaceably.' The disgraceful situation was relieved by a generous proposition from Abram. Lot was allowed his choice. Separation Is sometimes nec essary. Though he owed all to Abrnm, his selfish heart caused him to grasp for the best. Lot's action shows that his stay In Egypt was ruinous to him. I'erhaps he chose the plains of the Jordan because of their resemblance to Egypt One cannot go Into Egypt without being affected by It. This was a fatal choice for Lot. The motive actuating him was worldly advantage. Though he for awhile prospered. It was an expensive undertaking for him. Lot with all his goods was taken awny when tho confederate kings came against Rodom. He Is nn example of one saved so as by fire (I Cor. 3:ll-l-r). Ho set his affections upon earthly things, nnd tho time came when ho hnd to sepnrato from them. The world nnd Its lusts pnss nwny, but be thnt tloeth the will of God nbldeth forever (I John 2:15-17). Lot was not wholly corrupt; he was a man who allowld tho world to get tho better of him Once his money nnd his family were In Sodom ho simply endured the wick edness, longing to escape from it (II Peter 2:0-8). III. Abram Delivers Lot (Genesis 14:141(1). Though Lot's trouble was tho result of his selfish choice, Ahram's magnanim ity of soul expressed Itself, taking up arms to deliver him from tho oppres sor. This was because Abram was n man of faith. Faith trusts God nnd fights for tho right. While Lot suffered from his evil choice, Abrnm was greatly prospered. Ho grew rich In temporal things, while nt the same time he wns rich toward God. It were much better to have God and n poor piece of land, than n rich piece of land without God. When Lot was Involved In the ruin of his sad choice Abram hnd the power to deliver him. Abrnm's whole life shows thnt those who make obedience to God first get the needed worldly gain (I Kings 5:5-13; Matthew 6:3.1). Religion aa a Prompter. Itellglon, as It beholds the trnnscen dent mnjesty of God, prompts the soul to a thousand acts of nilnnitlon. praise and thanksgivings It summons tho an gels and the saints, and the whole world of sentient and even Inanimate creatures to sympathy nnd co-operation In the work of praise; It bids the soul offer nil that It has nnd Is to his service and Ids glory ; It congratulates him that he is what he Is, nnd rejoices thnt any other creatures exist to set forth his praise; It desires thnt nil mny bo brought to know and love him ; It Is full of zest for tho advancement of his kingdom, and tho doing of his will. Rev. H. P. Llddon, D. D. The Morning Act of Faith, I believe In the Son of Clod, Therefore 1 am In him. Having redemption through his blood, And life by his splrlt He la In me, and all fullness dwells In him. I aro hie by creation, by purchase, By conquest aad by aelf-sorronder. And he la mine for every hourly need, There la no cloud between my Lord and me, There la no difficulty Inward or outwarr That he Is not rendy to meet In me today rhe Lord Is my keeper. Who Is JesusChrist? By REV. W. W. KETCHUM Director of the Evening CUnai, Moody Bible Institute, Chicago TEXT Whom say ye that I am?-Mat-thew 16:15. Christ asked this question of his disciples ages ago, and he Is still ask ing the same ques tion today. Not only Is Christ asking this question, but men are asking It of each other. "Who Is this Christ?" t h e y a s k . "A mere man, one In dividual of the race like the rest of us, or some thing more?" It Is the challenging qnesllon of tho ages, nnd culls upon us to deter mine what rank Christ holds In the hierarchy of beings. There are those who try to make uh believe that Christ Is a mere man, nnd nothing more; but we are not per suaded that they hnve answered tho question correctly. We readily admit the humanity of Christ. It Is rarely ever challenged today. In fact, the tendency of the age Is towards tho hu manizing of Christ altogether. But nfter we have admitted that Christ Is a man, there Is that about him which tens us mat we nave noi iuuy uu swered his question. It was Napoleon Bonnpnrto who said; "I know men, nnd I tell you thnt Jpbus Christ Is no mere mun." , That Is Just it; we, too, know men, I nnd, because we do, we know that ' Jesus Christ Is no mere man. Every ' one agrees that Jesus Christ Is the I one sinless personality of the race. Twenty centuries of hostile criticism hnve not found a flaw In his character. It Is as stainless and spotless as ever. Of what mere man can you say that? Thero has never a man lived whose character could stnnd the white light of criticism as has the character of Christ And his character Is no figment of the fancy. It Is not the product of the Imnglnntlon of a few unlearned fishermen. As Theodore Parker says : ''Shall wo be told sixth a man never lived? Ills whole story Is n lie? Sup pose thnt Pinto nnd Newton never lived? Rut who did their works, nnd thought their thoughts? It takes n Newton to forge a Newton. What man could have fabricated a Jesus? None but a Jesus." Refore, then, we can answer Christ's question aright, we must con sider his stainless, spotless character, unequaled by any man In 'the past nnd unnttnlned by uny mnn In the present. Robert Ingersoll, who never admit ted more thnn he wns obliged to, ac knowledged thnt Christ was "a good nnd heroic mnn." Thnt wns a great concession for the avowed Infidel, nnd, when weighed cnrefully, It Is seen to be nn argument In favor of the unique character of Christ, which lifts 'him above mere men. For It Is obvious to anyone thnt there can be no dis crepancy between a good mnn nnd his word, if Christ is all Robert Ingersoll Is willing to admit a good mnn, then Christ's word must be "a good j word." What he says of himself must bo true, or he at once loses his good 1 chnrncter nnd becomes a charlatan. So Christ, then, must be heard. It U absolutely unfair to pass Judgment upon him without hearing him. And It will help us, in view of nil thnt Is admitted concerning Win, If we listen to him spenk. First, he henrs testimony to his own chnrncter by publicly chnllenglng nny one to convict him of sin (John 8:40). No one wns ever found who accepted the challenge, nnd Pilate, who exam ined him on n spurious complaint of tho Jews, said: "I find no fault In him." Ry his own testimony, con firmed by the word of Pilate, he stands beforo us ns the one without spot or blemish. Again, he claims that the record he bears of himself is true. If It be not true, then we are shut up to one al ternative, and thnt he wns not, as Rob ert Ingersoll hns admitted, "n good mnn ;" for a mnn Is not good If he ever brenthes fnlsehood. Ho plainly states thnt he knows whenco he came, nnd whither he goes (John 8:14), and who he Is. Henr him as he says: "No mnn hnth ascended up Into henven but he thnt enme down from henven, even the Son of Mnn, which Is In henven" (John 8 :13). To tho woman of Snmnrln, who gays; "I know that Messlas comet h which Is called Christ," he replies: "I thot speak unto thee am he" (John 4:25-20); and to the one born blind, whoso eyes ho had opened, he asked; "Dost thou believe on tho Son of God?" To which tho man once blind replies: "Who Is he, Lord, thnt I might believe?" To which Jesus an swered: "Thou hath both seen him, nnd It Is ho thnt spenketh unto thee" (John 0:85-37). . Having noted the matchless, sinless llfo of Christ nnd heard his wondrous words concerning himself, how s dost thou reply to his question? Count It a blessing when God de lays the answer to your prayer In or der to enlarge your capacity to re ceive.. . Where one man reads the Bible, a hundred rend you and me. Thnt Is what Paul meant when he snld we were to be llvlnR epi.-tlcs of Christ, known and read of all men. I would not give much for alt tliat can be done by sermons, If we do not preach Christ by our lives. If we do not commend the gospel .to people by our holy walk and conversation we ehall not win them to Christ Moody. Ood will nlwaya have to work In secret with tho soul which he Intends to use In public. Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local appllcatlona aa they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness, and that la by a constitutional remedy. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE acta through the Blood on the Mucoua Surfaces of the System. Catarrhal Deafnesa la caused by an Inflamed condition of the mucous llnlnr of the Eustachian Tube. When thla tube la Inflamed you have a rumbling aound or Imperfect hearing, and when It Is entirely closed, Deafness Is the result. Unless the Inflammation can be re duced and this tube restored to Its nor mal condition, hearing may be destroyed forever. Many caaee of Deafness are caused by Catarrh, which la an Inflamed condition tit the Mucous Burfacea. ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured by HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE. All Drugnlsta 7Bc. Circulars free. F. J. Cheney as Co.. Toledo, Ohio. Inexorable Law. The law of reaping as wo sow runs through the universe. Tho mnn who sows" pennies will reap n penny crop. The mnn who sows dollars will reap dollars. Indtarstlon products disagreeable and snmMlim-s alarmlna symptome. Wrlht s Indian VrrMable Pills atlmulate ths diges tive proccuee to function naturally. Adv. A flrst-dnss policy and one that Is calculated to make a man happy Is to keep out of debt The first sign of stomach misery unually comes after over-enting. Tho doctors call it "superacidity . The peoplo say "sour stomach". Millions of people who have lost their ambition, energy, courage, vitality and strength who aro weak, pale and listless who go through life just dragging one foot after another tired and worn out nearly ail the time nervous, irri table, subject to severe headache, insomnia." and a long train of physi cal ills would be surprised, yes, dumbfounded, to learn that it is just an acid-stomach that iscausine them all their misery. Yet in nearly nine cases out of ten that ia just where the trouble starts. Now a sour, acid-stomach, or ' 'sup eracidity", of courso, simply means too much acid in the stomach. You can now quickly rid your stomach of its excess acid, A wonderful modern remedy called EATONIC literally wipes it out. It doc3 the work easily, HE WOULD SEE TO SHIPMENT Old Darkey in No Sort of Doubt aa to the Diapoaition of His "Remains." Juilce .Milton ('. Klllolt of Virginia, counsel of I lie federal reserve board, told u" Klory Inst week which quickly Kpreiid over nil ollicliil Washington. It nppenrs, kiivs the jild'e, that an old darky recently applied for a Job lit high wanes al the I Hi Pont pow der plant III Hopewell, Va. lie was ushered Into the employment bureau and plied with the usual ques tions put to nil new hands taken on at the works. "And who would you like to be noti fied in ease of a serious accident" was asked. Uncle Juke after a little while thought of two persons who might like to know of his misfortune. "And, last of all," snld one of the examiners, "where would you like your remains shipped?" "Where would I like my remains shipped?" repealed I'liclo Jake In a groggy sort of voice, "ltoss, I'se pwlne to take 'em away from here right now I" Don't Judge Harshly. Nine times out of ten there Is nn ex planation for what seems unreasonable upon first notice. Wait a while before Hissing Jiidgincut. Its Sort. "Would you call a meter's state IlL'ht remlliiL'?" . "Certainly; doesn't It come In vol umes of gas" Her Status. "She Is a mere butterlly of society, Isn't she?" "Well, not exactly. I should rather call her a Iniller-ln." Gtt under i J tVA .wl Sj , -fl' U'i I li af ! sa InrmAM frnm tVio miiuHK in. . i it-. "-- - wi.mi rnoiia vjIiam vnn r.in at $15 to $30 per acre and raise of $2 wheat to the acre it's easy offers in her provinces of Manitoba, 160 Acre Homesteads Free to Settlers and other land at very low prices. Thousands of farmers from the V. S. or their sons are yearly taking advantage of this great opportunity. Wonderful yielda also of Oats, Barley and Flax. Mixed Farming Is fully as profitable an industry as grain raising. Good schools: markets convenient; climate excellent. Write for literature and particulars as to reaucea railway rates to Supt Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or to J. P. JXFFRSY, Car. Walnut I Broad SI., Philadelphia, Pa. Canadian Government Agent Seemed So. A "There are a good many ups and fjlHlClirci ijOUD , downs In this wnr." "Are you refer- , ring to alrplunes and submarines?" l3 If your eyrs smart or fM sraldfd. Bo- M, UI lllC J.J.ClilUiJ man Kya Balaam appllrd upon going to bed Soap Vo., Olnaneai S5 A 80a., Taloaai Wio. Baaah le Juat the thing to relli-va thatn. Adv. ch a.M fr br "Oaili-ara, I-. S. Boaioa." Lying too much In bed Is almost ns pXTCNTC SSSR'SX bad as lying too lliucll OUt of It IH I bll IUi rataraaoaa. aaatneIa When Your Eves Need Care ISllS&sSS Try Murine Eve Remedy totM"" "-'r' So Smarting Jual Sre Omnfurv SO cania al ifekKWEiW W' N' U- BALTIMORE, NO. 41-WM. Don't Go From Bad to Worse! Arm mn rIwuvi weak, miserable and half sick? Then it's time you found out what is wrong. Kidney weakness causes much suffering from backache, lameness, stiffness ana rneumnuo niini. ind If nealccted. brinns danger of serious troubles dropsy, gravel and Bright'! disease. Don't delay. Use Doan'i Kidney Pillt- Tbey have helped thousands and aiiould help you. A Maryland Caae feSlTEiA Holland St., Annopo- terrible pains in the small of my back and the attacks were ao se vere thut I was con fined to my bed for month, hiirdly able to move. My feet wire biully swollen and my slKlit was blurred. My klln-ya didn't act rlKht at all and I waa more tired In the morning thnn when I wont to bed at rilxlit. 1 UHvd IVuin's Kidney i 1 1 is finu inry nroiiKin quick relief and two boxes cured me." Cat Doan's at Any Store, 60c a Boa DOAN,SBFlS5!i,r FOSTER-MILBURN CO, BUFFALO, N. Y. and thoroughly. It make e stomach pure, sweet cool and comfortable. Ithelpayoutne-ctfuIWtntngtB out of every mouthful of fuod you eat: an4 unlna you do get f uU tretigth from you food you cannot enjoy rubutt, vigorous health. EATONIC la In tablet form. They are plauant tasting juat like a bit of candy and are a-baolutely hanmleaa. Taka EATONIC and find out for youraalf how wonderfully diffi-rant you WIU feel He - . '-.-. lmmtw1imtfTArt Af Airi-afaina. ach bloat, heartburn, bat ching, food repeating. lo digaauon, ate. bactnet bow quickly your gen. eral health improree bow much you rrliak your food bow much) more aaailr your food ladureated howaoundly you elerp how nerroua eaa and Irritability diaana Dear. Andallaimplybeeauea. bT taking EATONIC you hare vour etomach of a lot of oieaae acid that haa been holding back an4 making your Ufa mieeraula. a So get a big box of EATONIC from yoo drug yiit today. He ia authorized to guarantee EATON IC toiileaMyou and youran trunt him ea make thia guaranU-e good. If KATON IC falla in any way, take it back-he will refund your moni-y. If your druggiat dor not kv EATONIC write to ua direct and we will erne) youelHgducrxixandyoucan aend u t hebOc af tec you rvci-iva it. Addn-sa: II. L. Kramer. Treat, ta tonic Itemedy Co, MB Wabeah Ave Chicago Smoke in Dark. "Yes," be said, "I drew n full house the first lime In action two eyes nnd a nose high explosive. It may not be so bad, though. There's one eye left and they limy save It. Anyhow, Tve always wondered If a fellow enjoyed a smoke when he couldn't see the smoke mid I've Just found out now. You en joy It Just the same, but you've got to inluilu to Hnd out If your pipe la lighted." Stars and Stripes. No Need to Proclaim It Two knuts were engaged In n laa guld conversation, and I'ercy said; "Say, Horace, why don't you marry that girl you're after?" "Ilnl Jove, y'know, I've half a mind, n plied Horace. I'ercy sighed. "I should let her find thut out after ward," he said. Important to Mother Examine carefully every bottle of CASTOU1A, that famous old remedy for Infants and children, and see that IC Bears the Signature off In Use for Over SO lenrs. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castori Sugar Beet Experiments, By experiment with sugar beets H has been proved that plants growing iloso to the ground thrive better who planted In rows running from eust t west rather than from north to souU Grove's Teateleea chill Tonle ronton viulltr and rnirnr br piirltTinn and aa rii-lilim the bliHMl. V"ti can nn fiwl lie SlreDfUa. eninn, Int Itoratlng Hflncl. Price Sue. It sometimes happens thut when uian offers to stake his reputation o a thing he would win by losing. Male gossips ore the worst of thl breed. v v w m rlrh whent firldl of - - - - . ------ - - , nn v prwwi farm land from 20 to 45 bnshela to make money. Canada Saskatchewan and Alberta I'Mi'i'iaS I Vi'ila tfr quickly A I tl. vL.wrri.M: Jat I 1111 4 -wm.A
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