THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCOTTNJ'USEURG, Pa. K rs.ii! ntrl 11 iliii tor ill it'll (cii ,11' ilKi f of e c son ft'Vf id. so." :tlol spin it ru iseaf aUARANTEID REMEDY FOR AST C-3 MA mn r. mm infnim t Mt 'T.uif qoMllon If ttaU ran? dots not beneSt ifllliof Atihm, Bronchial Aethma, Hay CUirDlfflcol llrcatlilna;. Souiwkil i DRi n ICHIrrMANN'S R ISTIIMADOn Mrnianently eared tnoueandi who bad beea iDcormble, after having tried evert-otb.ei r. of relief In vain. Buflerere are afforded a "rtinltr t aralllDB Ihenjeelvee of thle "Money--InMioiee offer ae through purchasing frum Kmu rnolr Praggl.t, (her an tor (hell Selll m remnaea p, mm ir tne rmeay I alia K"m bt tbe lole Judge a to whother yon are !ii,rfnd will fet four money back If yon are ", do not know si an fairer propoelUoa JaMCOUluaiaie, LSckltfmann Co., Proprietors, 81. Paul, Minn FOR OLD AND YOUNG . i ivr Pllli acta kindly an tha child, JJViiciH I""1 or Infirm old ate, at upea lull's fills mum and trenrta to tha weak tomacb. Mia) ""I trenet ,( kidney and b Madder.. The Homo Remedy . l. . lioiint to tak ana sure to help II ' wKah n a mips. Hale's Honey Of Horwhound and Tar A tonic, expectorant and laxative. Contain no opium nor anything injurious. Sold by all druggists. fib's TeeuWae Drees EZLZZZZZ3 i ..HAIR BAL8AM . Atollet preparation et airrlt H.lpo to eradloate eaadnUL For RatarlM Color aaj Baaatr to Grayer Faded Hair. Ma. an SLoe t DnnrWa HTPtonTABLt SAVINGS FROPOSmoif tamilUbleonnoUoe. nontaxable. Btateeuner- Mfiwfrcm legal prooeieorpabllcliy. tutelar nam WDinvuuun tu luna eppeeie 10 w 111 a f tmlli tMnm leaeetelal tm'm, teeeto, leu. Ire You Poor it Figuring? Do You Know How Much One Half and One Third Makes ? ftn ARE YOU EMBARRASSED) K DO YOU TRY TO TALK yARfitlT SOMFTI-IINIP. ISL WHEN ASKED TO FIGURE) an ditcovered an absolutely new ople wit of teaching how to figure, informer education necesaary. )k per Lesson pi postpone writing me now you will surely forget MISS J. OWEN JSW. 108th St, Naw YorW, N. Y. MSAMOO. 1 Wofnforu(n tarer.Mattues&tV taetlptil. Stock Eich. Stock Etch, N.V. NX NewTerk 11 'to To ill Oflcai CMriceiuo. I. l.aairrlTUa, ixici, i.i. DlRrPT 10 to U dlrtdend Mocki. Im.. Bafe producing companies. "U-IWI11 CO., til aiege, lux Citf , BO. fjjMiwlnei u abont land, home ", w Cnsutea. Mile, lew BALTIMORE, NO. 40-1917. Timoroua I ! PHtllniiiif i.... . m ' ",lu u aioru lor a pair f'rj. Slip nukoil ilia ehnn no. ntv4 .aaw oiivf uw tofta h(T It Itnln nKnnf .tr. 111 rtBUtfV. tlw,m 1... nam otjui-f.rij', ',r for my fnthcr," she added. f"i, miss? I'm nfrnld we have of that kind." ' nmke hlin a pair of MlV' ........ ... . K ne young worn- Taer is . ..... I - .'"mis ninn wno visits Wo"y, and It would h vorv ki'0'1'11" ,0 know JU8t when " nstnirs." ,.. s nia w Kt h ,or Rny cane of catarrh rHEDhMv','."1 by HALL1'; CA 16 hV?K- "ALL'S CATARRH i tha ni j ""emally ana acta )stcm. ,e,,lmonlnl. RClStS for nv.i fnilff v.ora 2Co., Toledo. Ohio, ,Ftidiou Eater. aid Mm. I . j. rtti f iook closely and you jniI0Ur nk's swimming about Spiled the ppntln wnif- ItroH, buck vern. "It Is In- i(, o, ns me cose may i,! '"'outes the Insects will , ..'Wn gink tn tha hnllnm 1 till . a.Tn foret 811 about avcyer-eggsr' Judge. 'k.l ffetlT aotlon nr. Pearra slZ or Tapeworm. Ad. y Machi... ure by machine in C? fumitu 18 ttmde Possible by a ,h Invention. L?? eneflta r . . i. " Cnce flrm g0t l0ng ffie Eve Remedy CO., CU1CAQO Tempaance motes8 (Conducted by tha National Woman' cnnatian Temperance Union.) "WHY KILL THE GOOSE?" A cartoon Issued by the publicity department of the liquor trafllckers Is entitled, "Why Kill the Goose?" says rrof. John A. Nichols In the Uulon Signal. It represents a fnt coos. In belled, "Internal Revenue." Its three eggs are very conHnleuons. hut nn nx marked, "Prohibition," Is In dangerous proximity to Its neck. Well, there are many reasons why the goose should be killed. In the first place, the cost or reeding it Is too great. What would you think of a farmer that kent a flock of geese at a cost ten times greater than the amount realized from the eggs produced? If, when his attention had been called to the matter, he tried to defend his position by telling you how much h obtained from tbe sole of the eggs, and spoke of It as n nroflr able transaction, you would at once consider hlra a fit subject for some kind of mental treatment. For muny years Uncle Sam has been that kind of farmer. But skillful mental treat ment, in the form of scientific and economic facts, having been adminis tered to him for some time, ho Is be ginning to show sims of saiiitv. nml wo hope ere long this expensive and dangerous goose will no longer And pasture on Uncle Sum's farm. PROHIBITION PROHIBITING. From The State, daily newspaper of Columbia, in dry South Carolina, comes this testimony : "For weeks the city hns been thronged, especially at night, with worklngnien, many of them white and hundreds of them negroes, but there Is little or no evidence of dis order and practically none of drunken ness In the streets. "With the country engaged In war and with the nerves of the peopte at high tension, With money abundant, with soldiers better paid than ever be fore, with wages high and with an Im mense trnnsient population, the Colum bia of 1017 presents such a contrast to the Columbia of the Spanish-American war that those who remember that time could hardly believe It to be pos slble If they did not see it before their eyes. "What the future of the whisky trnfllc slinll be It Is not worth while to discuss, but It Is the simple truth that prohibition Is prohibiting and the old argument to "the contrary, so long re lied on by the whisky dealers, la, for the present at lenst, discredited. Who ever says that prohibition will not pro- hlhlt Is heard with derision." POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK. The Brewer and Malter: The rea son why a beer saloon Is a success Is because a mnn can drink a lnrge qunn tlty of beer without getting drunk. He can stick around nnd talk or play cards for the greater port of an evening and go home sober. He cannot do that nnd drink whisky. That Is why a whisky saloon Is not a success. Midas Criterion (chnmplon of dis tillers: Any man who has hnd any experi ence in drinking knows It Is possible to get exactly as drunk on beer as on whisky. If we were to decide between the merits of the beer drunk nnd the whisky drunk, we would sny candidly thnt the mushiest nnd sloppiest kind of u drunk In the world Is the beer drunk. PIANO SALES INCREASE. According to traveling representa tives of Eastern plauo manufacturing converns who have recently been In San Francisco, Bays the Musical Times, pluno sales In the western states that have Joined the dry ranks show marked Increase. They report that business in Colorado, Arizona, Wnshlngton and Oregon was never better nnd that retailers, many of whom opposed prohibition, are now heartily In favor of the change. More pianos are being sold, It Is asserted, Initial payments are larger, collections are much better nnd fewer Instru ments are returned. IN THE CITY OF SEATTLE. The prohibitory law of the state of Washington went Into effect January 1, 1010. Of buildings occupied the last day of 1015 by 211 saloons, ten are now occupied by drug stores, haber dasheries, women's specialty shops und the like; 50 by cigar, candy nnd soft drink places ; 14 by groceries and meat markets; six by confectionery stores; 10 by cafes, bakeries nnd the like: 20 vacant for repairs, or because building Is too poor for business. A GOOD RULE. . The law for the soldier nnd the low for me Are not the same, but they ought to be, To him it stiys: "No whisky or beer," Who'll say the some while war is here? GRAPES FOR HOGS. The California College of Agriculture has found that It Is more profitable to feed grapes, dried, to hogs and cattle than to manufacture them Into wine. This Is very disturbing to the wine trust. DIFFERENT NOW. In the Spanish war supply trains were sidetracked to let tbe product of Milwaukee pass through to army enmps. We have moved a long way on the road to notional sobriety since then. "TEMPERANCE DAY." The following states have officially established a "Temperance day" In the public schools: Alabama, Tennessee, Kansas, New Mexico, Oregon, North Dakota, South Dakota, Missouri. In most of these it Is designated as "Frances E. Wlllard day." RUSSIA'S DRINK SAVINGS. Russlu Is financing her military op erations on what she has saved from drink. Savings bank deposits In the dry wartime have Jumped more than 2,000 per cent MORE WHEAT PRIZES Honors for Western Canada Come Year After Year. At the recent Soil Products Exposi tion at Peorln, 111., In a keen contest for the coveted flrBt prlzo for wheat, Western Canada bus again carried off all the honors. Not only has she won the first, but also tlio second nnd third prizes. These were won by Mr. S. Lar combe, of BIrtle, Mitnltolm. In past years the Province of Saskatchewan b.nd the distinguished honor of carry ing off the Initial prize. Harvesting nnd threshing are now completed In Western Canada, and while It Is early In the season to give exact figures as to the average yield per acre of wheat, oats, barley and flax It Is safe to assume that the for mer will yield about 20 bushels per acre, 'ine price to the farmer will be about $2.00 per bushel, giving hlra $40.00 nn acre of a return. When It Is considered thnt the land 'upon which this wheat Is grown averaged less than $00 an acre, It takes very little figur ing to arrive at on estimate of the profit there Is to the grain grower of Western Cnnodn. The writer knows where a farmer purchased IW) acres or land In the spring r,f 1010. broke It up the same year, put It In wheat In 1917. Ills crop was harvested a few days ago. It yielded 4.800 bushel and he sold it at $2.05 per bushel, giving Mm $0,840. The land cost him $4,, breaking, seeding, seed, cutting and threshing, $1,020. Ills profit was $3,120 after paying for his land and his costs of Improving. He has now $3,120 to commence another season with a "paid for In full" Improved rorm. Never has farming offered such prof itable returns for labor as at present and nowhere Is the large profit equal to that of the low priced, high yielding Janus or Western Cannda There has been a big rush during the past few weeks of renters and owners of high priced lands In many parts of the United States to Invest! gate these 100 profit reports. No better season of the year could be selected by anyone desiring to better their condition and wishing to give western Canada the "once over. Threshing Is now completed and the grain being marketed. The weather I flnj and will be pleasant for a couple of months and a visit now to person. ally Investigate the conditions will be convincing and profitable. While old home ties and family associations are one of the first considerations In the mind of the render, who feels that the old Ave or ten per cent return Is sufficient, It behooves the modern and progressive farmer always to be on the alert to grasp the opportunities of tbe hour. Land In Western Cnnnda that Is annually producing a gross re turn of from $40.00 to $80.00 per acre Is purchasable at from $15 to $30 per acre. It can be seen at a glance that such values cannot help but Increase as they have dbne In the older agricul tural districts of the United Stntes. The new settler will And himself sur rounded by same contented nnd pros perous neighbors. The expense of mak ing one visit to look Into Western Can- ada'a opportunities Is small a special reduced rate Is available and you owe yourself a holiday and a trip may do you good. You owe your dependents a right to better your condition and Western Canada offers thut opportu nity. Advertisement. Natural Process. ''The mnn whose plant was threat ened with destruction by the strikers performed quite n physiological opera. Hon." "Whnh was that?" "He armed all the hands." Dyspeptic Dangers. "Is this war bread, my dear?" "No; why do you nsk?" "It looks to nie ns If a mnn hnd only a fighting chnnce with It." More Men for the Army. A new mnll-sortlng machine recently installed In Chlcngo's post office does the work of 30 men. Cleveland mny vote on subway bond ing proposnls In next general election. NOTICE TO SIGKWOMEN Positive Proof That Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Relieves Suffering. Bridgeton.N. J. "I cannot speak too highly of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound for inflammation and other weaknesses. I waa very irregular and would have ter rible pains so that I could hardly take a step. Sometimes I would be so misera ble that I could not sweep a room. I doctored Dart of tha iiJtime but fait no chanee. - I later took Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound and soon felt a change for the better. I took it until I waa in good healthy condition. I recommend the Pinkham remedies to all women as I have used them with such good results. "-Mrs. Milford T. Cum Minos, 822 Harmony St, Penn't Grove, N. J. Such teatimonv ehould ba accented by all women aa convincing evidence of the excellence of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as a remedy for the distressing ills of women such as displacements, inflammation.ulceration, backache, painful periods, nervousness and kindred ailments. He Suffered for Us By REV. JAMES M. GRAY, D. D. Dtanot Moody Bible Institute, Chicago DRIYEMALARIAOUTOFTHESYSTEM A GOOD TONIO AND APPETIZER TEXT Mo wua wounded for our trana- grpMSionu, no was bruised for our In! iiultles: the chanttsement of our peace n upon Him, and with Ilia atrlpre we are reaieu.-isululi 63:8. I. This C3d clinpter of Isaiah Is one of the most wonderful In the Bible. Some one has called It, "the very Jewel of the Scriptures." It hns convinced and converted to Je sus Christ mnuy sceptics, not mere ly by the harmony between Its proph etic words nnd their literal ful- flllment In the his tory of Christ, but because of the very conception Itself which It contains of his character and suf ferings. John Wllmot, Earl of Itochester, was one of the most brilliant and llcen tlous nobles of the dissolute court of Charles II, but he was laid aside by a fatal disease. In the hope of breaking the monot ony of tlio sick room he began the reading of books, and happened one day to pick up the Greek translation of the Old Testament. Ills eyes fell on this chapter which he rend care fully several times. "Where did this man, Isaiah, obtain n conception ns this?" he exclaimed. Putting aside the question of the real ity of the career he describes, how did he or how could any human being, un aided by the divine, come to the knowl edge nf such a character? . Thus he pondered, and the problem would nut be driven from his mind until he himself vtjis driven to admit the divine Inspiration of the book nnd to accept th Lord Jesus ns his Savior. Bishop Burnt' who knew him well, tes tifies that If vr there were a case of real repentt e on earth that of John Wllmot, Kt, of Itochester, was one. But the fact which uvlnccd lilm Is the same that must cuvlncc any man who will devote to It the sonic consid eration. As sonic one has poetically said, mortal iniin could ns well create a sunbeam as lie could create the con ception of such an one as Christ, with out the assistance of the Holy Spirit. II. This chapter furnishes one of the clearest evidences of the vicarious na ture of Christ's suffering, -In other words, that he died in our stead. In Its few verses there nre no less than 11 asseverations of this truth : "He bore our griefs;" "he carried our sor sows ;" "he was wounded for our trans gressions ;" "he was bruised for our Iniquities;" "the chastisement of our peace was upon him ;" "by his stripes are we healed;" "the Lord laid on him the Iniquity of us all ;" "for the trans gression of my people was he strick en." We read In Itomnn history of Itegu lus who had been delivered to the Carthaginians ns n hostage. Subse quently he was sent back to Koine to persuade the senate to a certain course under a pledge that If they would not comply he would return to Curt huge and yield up his life. The story Is that he himself advised the senate not to comply with the conditions of the Car thaginians and then voluntarily re turned to Carthage and suffered death under torture. In fact his sufferings and death were substituted for the vengeance the ('arthiigi.tians would have taken tion Home Itself If they could have done so. Thus we perceive that the Idea of substitution is not un known to history. Why then should Unite mnn presume to question the ways of (Sod in such n case, Instead of submissively receiving and confi dently reposing upon the great fact of the substitution of his only begotten Son In the place of a guilty race? III. The language of this chapter Is pe culiar In that though It was com posed more than 700 years before t'hrist, yet so much of It concerning htm Is written In the past tense. The prophet seems to have had a vision of the retrospection In which his nation would engage when, after their accept ance of Jesus as their Messiah and Savior in the latter days, they will consider Ills earthly history and reflect upon the part they had taken In his rejection. Some of you have read Charles Dick ens' 'I'ale of Two Cities," and recall Sydney Carton. The man who so hero ically surrendered his life to the guil lotine In order that the life of Charles Darni'.v might be spared to his wife and child. t'p until that time the associates of Sydney Carton hnd not regarded hltn verv highly. He wns slovenly In dress, dissolute In habits, aimless In life. But ns he stands on the platform before the Jeering crowd, awaiting the slgnnl for the ax to fall upon his head, there draws across his mind a vision of the snnctunry made for him In the henrts of Charles and Lucy Dnrney nnd he sees their children nnd children's chil dren, making nnnunl pilgrimages to that spot nnd their tears ns they re count the story of his sacrifice. It is much like thnt that Isaiah pic tures contrite Israel. They nre look ing back uion lilm whom they pierced. "Ah," sny they, "we hid our faces from him." We did. esteem him stricken, smitten of God and afflicted. But he was wounded for our transgressions, he wns bruised for our Iniquities)" It Is an experience with which every converted mnn be he Jew or Gentile, must hnve some acquaintance. And he who claims to be washed from his sins In the Redeemer's blood nnd yet feels no blume for his rejection nnd cruci fixion, hns yet to learn the meaning of that passage which speaks of our crucifying hltn afresh and putting him to on open shame. ,PrJ "Vt"r"5 5.'r? Children Cry For t l&ff iNet Contents 15Fluid Draohm ill' itra& lfifrSSrlffiif . jm T i tei m a - ai ee em r ajr i blm ii if a-ir-aa-nri" I I 11 I III il Picl) ALGOHOL-3 PER OBNt, RjJrafi ' Afe.etablcPrcparationfis'Ai tln,theSlomacnsandDovgf ! 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Mollle had very pronounced Ideas regarding the rights and wrongs of her sex. "Don't you think, Sallle," she asked one dny of her denrest friend, "thnt a woman should get a mnn's pay?" "Well," replied Sallle. after a mo ment of deliberation, "I think she should let him hnve enr fares and lunches out of It." Youth's Compnn-elon. To Drive Out Malaria And Build Up The System Take tha Old Standard GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC. Yon know what you are Ukiog, as the formula is printed on every label, showing it is Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. Tha Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron builds op tbe system. 60 cents. CHIGIS BACK TO OLD HOME Roman Family to Occupy Historic Villa Farnesina Descendants of Original Owners. After 337 years the historic Vlllu Farnesina, on the banks of the Tiber, a half-mile distant from St. Peter's church, will again be occupied by de scendants of Its original owners nnd builders, the Princes of Chlgl, says a Rome correspondent. The head of the house, Prince Lu- dovtc Chigl, who Inst yenr wns ap pointed marshal of the Holy church and the gunrd of the Conclave nnd, therefore, rules the Vatlcnn during the Interim between the denth of n pope and the election of a new one, recently disposed of the Chlgl palace to the Italian government. It Is stated that by this sale he was put In a position to buy bnck the Villa Farnesina, erected In 1500-11 by the Papal banker, Agos tlno Chlgl, and notable because of Its frescoes by Raphael. The palace will be restored nnd re furnished ns It wns when first occupied by the Chlgl family, nn auction sale hnvlng.been held recently to rid the pnlnce of the furniture left there by the king of Naples. The return of the Chlgls Is consid ered remarkable since It Is proverbial In Rome thnt when once a family leaves Its home It loaves forever. Willing: to Participate. Wlllard was napping when his young brother came nnd begged lilm to piny train. With unusual Indulgence he said, "All right, I'll be the sleeping car," and continued his rest. The ooeaelonal uee ef Roman Eye Balaam at night will prevent and relieve tired C7ra, waierjr ayea, and eye atrala. Adv. Kitty Acquired the Habit As Mary's mother wns n voice tench er, Mary was familiar with the terrain ology of the music studio. One dny when her kitten was whining vocifer ously outside the door, Mary ex claimed: "Mamma, please let kitty In I She's outside, forcing her voice terri bly." Minimum of Waste. "No waste, now, ma ; no waste. We nil gottn help." "You nttend to your own business," snapped ma, with some acerbity. "The only things I throw nwny are tea leaves and egg shells." More thnn 8,000 British soldiers hnve been supplied with artificial limbs. Hlgh-Minded Architects. A nouveuu rtche who wus noted for his misuse of the king's English Is quoted by nn exchange ns dilating on the cost of the kennels for his new country place In these words: "It's Just throwing money Into tlio fire. We haven't nn animal on the place worth $2; but the way thoso architects nre fitting up those confounded kennels anyone would think thnt they expected them to be occupied by the Dog of enlce himself!" Children Want to Know. History repeats herself, but a child Is always original. Small Marjorie was most Intelligent ly concerned over motion pictures of the war. When she failed to under stand a situation she asked for Infor mation. "Why nre those men stooping under thnt bridge, mother?" Mother explained that they were go ing to blow It up. "Oh I Will they have breath enough?" No Other Place Would Do. A dentist, who hnd been made nerv ous by frequent burglnrles In his vicinity, was somewhat startled recent ly by having a man come regularly at the same hour every evening nnd sit on his doorstep. He finally suggested that, if It would be nil the sninc to him, he would be pleased to have lilm divide his attention nnd sit on some neighbor's doorstep for a. while. "But it wouldn't be the same," shouted the visitor," nor anything like It. You arc n dentist, and I hnve an nchlng tooth that I haven't the cour age to have pulled out. I come here every afternoon trying to make up my mind to have It out, and as soon us I conio In Bight of your house It stops aching, but when I sit on your door step, and the confounded thing knows It enn be pulled out If It gives me trouble, I hnve some rest." That's a Different Thing. My small cousin was telling me of some naughty trick he had played oa) another boy, and after he heard dsj( opinion of It decided to tell his mother "Why, Lawrence," I said, "I shoulai think your conscience would prick you." "What Is a conscience?" he inquired, "Well, n conscience," I answered. Is) the thing thnt snys, 'No, don't do that,' when we nre going to do something) nnughty." Ho thought he understood that al right, but finally he said, "But what U the thing thnt says, 'Yes, go ahead an4 do It'?" Exchange. MOTHER! Have you ever used MOTHER'S JOT SALVE for Colds, Coughs, Croup ant Pneumonia, Asthma, and Head Ca tarrh? If you haven't get it at once, It will cure you. Adv. Perfectly Ridiculous. "It's too bad that you broke your doll," commented the caller. "This doll Is not broken," corrected the child gravely. "Oh, Isn't It? I thought that waa the doll that used to cry 'Mamma f when It was squeezed. "This Is the same doll. But yo must remember that was several years ngo. She Is much older now. Yo don't expect n grown-up young lady tn cry 'Mamma !' when she Is squeezed do you?" The caller had to acknowledge that whatever she expected, It probably wouldn't take place. The Impatient Guest. Helnlse of the rnpld-flre restaurant wns relating to Chnudinc, another wa(0 ress In the same establishment, certain) Interesting episodes which occurred at the bartenders' ball on the previous night. "All In the living world I says to Hughie wns " "Sn-n-ny!" snrcnstlcally snnrled ai hypercrltlcul customer. "I'm still waIN Ing for my order I Is this a restaurant or nn elocutlonnry entertainment?" "Aw, listen to the living skeleton hav ing a fit nn the tiled floor!" coldly re torted Helolse. "I snys to Hughie, 'Hughie,' I says, 'I wouldn't have) thought It of you !' J.ust like that" Happy Thoughts. "Whnt wns uppermost In your mind the first time you went 'over the top'?" "I seemed to hear someone saying, 'Doesn't he look natural?'" Springfield, III., Is to have a new stntue of Lincoln, made In Boston. Eat More Corn! When you eat corn instead of wheat you are saving for the boys in France. Corn is an admirable cool weather food. Whether or not you like corn bread, corn muffins, "Johnny Cake", or corn pone, you are sure to like Post Toasties The newest wrinkle in corn foods crisp, bubbled flakes of white corn a substantial food dish with an alluring smack and costs but a trifle." Make Post Toasties Your War Cereal
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