THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS. McCONNELLSBURG, PA. DOGS IN SANITARY SERVICE Tenm of St. Iti'rtmnln and their mister, workers In the snnltnry depart ment lu Purls. The French luive noted the excellent services rendered by dogs In the ttelglnn servlee mid put them to work hauling IlKlit wugons. They liave proved of great worth. "FIGHTING JACK" PERSHING'S EYE KEEN FOR THE TINIEST OF DETAILS Inspection of American Training Camp in France Is Described by a Newspaper Correspondent Officers and Men Made to Realize That War Is a Serious BusinessFrench Soldiers Fond of Americans. I'lirls. "Flxlitlng Jack" Pershing pnid his first Hying visit to the Amerl enn training camp In France, and left behind hlin a trull of burning ears elec trified men and a spirit of grim, mili tary doggedness thut brought the new est recruit to a realization that war, even In the training, may be all On eral. Sherman said It was, and theft aome. The soldiers knew nothing about It, lint the American commander was expected to arrive on a Monday. lie flldn't. The camp went on with Its routine life. Hrlght and early Tues day morning the general drove Into the first camp en route from Paris, nnd things began .to hum. Cavalry were drilling In n huge field oft to the left, while on the right a group of Infantry was practicing with the bayonet, n bombing sqund was throwing grenades nnd engineers were shoring up a practice trench. I Cavalry Sight Pershing. Tho cavalry commander was the first to spot the general's erect form. " "JVtitlon !" he sang out. The whole squad drew up short. Tin re was a clatter of spurs and steel as the company wheeled Into forma tion before tho commander In chief. "Salute!" bawled the captain. , A hundred sabers flashed In the sun. ' "Oood work," nodded the general briefly, and he strode over to the In fantry. Some of the men were so busily en gaged in trying to perforate stuffed sawdust bugs representing suppositi tious (iermnns they fulled to note the approach of the general. At the second cry of '"tentlon" they stopped nnd stiffened up, guns cluttering to their sides eyes rigidly fixed front all except one mnn, who followed tho general's movements ns he made n rapid Inspection of their arms. The general stopped before him. "The first principle of a soldier Is to learn to stand at attention," snld he crisply. "Sergeant, have this man stand nt attention for five minutes!" "Full out!" ordered the sergeant. Tho "Sammy" stepped back out of the ranks. "Tendon!" snapped the sergeant. Tho soldier fixed his eyes grimly In front of him nnd never niuvcd Ihem. "Fall back!" exploded the sergeant at the end of the five minutes, and the Incident was closed. General Pershing talked earnestly for about ten minutes with their regi mental commander, commending the men for some of their work, pointing out their faults. Then he passed on out to the bombers and sappers. The bombers went through tho third degree with flying colors. flon rral Pershing making only one com ment, when he suggested that one of their number put u little more force behind bis throw and not try spitbnll work with a hand grenade. Then the train of motor cars made off to the practice fields In the direction of the nearest village where troops were billeted, some of them off duty and lounging around. The chief commander's car pulled up before a combination stable, hay loft and dwelling place that the French peasants hnd shared Indiscrim inately with their feathered and barn yard animals. Pershing took ono glance nt the In scription on the outside of It "Ser geant K , Sergeant G , 02 men." "Too many for n billet of this size. Who's the captain here?" Finds Overcrowding. Ills nunie was given. "Tell him to chnnge these men to another billet where they won't be so crowded." was the order. Billet after billet was Investigated In slinllur mnnner, some of them meeting with the general's approval. When they didn't he said so In unmts- MUD COVERED HOGS BAKE Kansas Farmer Comes Near Losing Several Hundred Dollars' Worth of Hogs In Peculiar Manner. ' Smith Center, Kan. Acel Pyle, a farmer near here, came near losing several hundred dollars' worth of bogs Jn a peculiar manner. The porkers had been in 'a mud wal low, and to get dry lpy down In the sunshine with a temperature of 110 Jreralllng In the !.ade. The mud soon takable language, direct from the shoulder, that sometimes fairly crisped nnd cracked. During his trip of Inspection the general wos accompanied by General Slbert nnd a distinguished French of ficer who hns been attached to his stuff. Notes were made on all the points he suggested, nnd what he didn't like was Immediately remedied. The French soldiers here are Just as fond of the "Sammies," as they Insist on calling the boys, as of their own "copalns,," or comrades In arms. Tho few American troopers who can speak French nre Indeed "the falr halred boys" so far as the French nre concerned. They ore "Invited to share In tho "plnnrd," or red wine, Issued to the "pollus," to try their smoking to bacco, and, whenever the hour permits, to have a drink of something In the cafes. With champagne nt eight francs (about $l..ri0) a bottle, many a French soldier, on his five cents a day, has squandered a whole month's pny In or der to buy this little luxury for some of his American friends. All Kinds of Frenchmen. Swarthy sons of France from the linsse Pyrenees, blue-eyed Normans, who resemble ICnglishmcn to a start ling degree, lanky men from Pltou, tho nearest, approach to our own rangy Westerners or long-limbed Yunkees, all take part In these gather ings nnd drink In every word of tho conversation along with their bever ages that cheer. One stocky Frenchman from Pau, wbp spoke with a throuty bu-r-r and gargled his words, dropped Into the cafe reeking with Iodoform. He was Just out of the hospital and his right arm was still In a sling while his bandaged bend gave him the appear ance of a turbuned Mohammedan. He took no look nt the crowd, saluted and dropped Into a chnlr on the op posite side of the room. One of his comrades, at the sugges tion of tho Americans, called to him, saying, "Come nnd havo a drink with the Americans." The wounded man stnrted violently and Jumped to his feet. "Les Amerlcalns!" exclaimed ho. "Amerlcalns? Vralnient? (Truly?)" "Why, yes," explained his com patriot. "Didn't you know the Ameri cans were here? Where have you been?" "This Is my first day out." apolo gized the other. "Are you reully Amer icans?" he demanded, turning toward the soldiers. They assured him thnt such was the case. "Hut what ure you, doctors, ambu lance men?" asked the Frenchman a little timidly. "Not real soldiers?" Ills friend replied n little Impatient ly they were Infantrymen, fighting men, soldiers of the line who would soon be doing their share In the trenches. The man from Pnu was visibly af fected, lie breathed deeply and then two teardrops welled Into his eyes. "It Is a great pleasure," ho finally stammered In his own tongue. "They told me tho Americans were here but I didn't know they wero soldiers, 'pollus' like myself." Learning to Embrace. He stretched out his ono good hand to the Interpreter for the party, a tall, bronzed corporul from Colorado. "Will you embrace me, my cor poral?" ho asked. Tho corporal took the outstretched hand but shifted rather uneasily." Tho French "embrace" consists of a kiss on either check. But ho hesitated for only a moment. "With plensure, raon brave," suld he, using the familiar form, and ris ing to his full six feet he Inclined his bend and saluted the Frenchman In the mnnner of the country. ' Tho rest of the company, both baked hard, and they wero rapidly cooking In the shell when their plight was discovered by their owner. Aided by several farm hands, he hastily dragged the hogs to shade and removed the hard crust with a garden rake, saving the lives of all but three of them. Several of the porkers, however, lost all their hair by scalding steam. I'Yench and Americans, arose as on man. without tilt? faintest suggestion of a smile from the Americans, and shook the little man from Pau by the hand. "It Is one of the hnimtcst moments of my life," said the latter simply as tho company resumed their places. Despite tho obstacle of languuge a slrong feeling of fraternity lias snrunit mi between the men. Many an American commissary sergeant bus won the heart of a higher V rench oln ccr by presenting hlin with a loaf of white bread fresh from the field bakery. The French In return cave Dresents of sardines, snusuges and other Items from their supplies that go to vary tho American menu. Through an ar rangement made by one wideawake American commissary sergeant his mess has more than once been treated to n real chicken dinner. White bread has been n thing of the past In France for some months, anil nothing tickles the French palate more than well baked, fresh white bread, for bread Is one of the principal articles of food In this country. Becnuse of tho short ago of wheat, nn official decree In ef fect for nearly a year, provides that the white flour must be mixed with a lurgo percentage of rye, barley or oat meal. German Captives Pleased. The few German prisoners who have been turned over to work for the United Slates In exchange for their food, arc fairly In rapture over their sitti'itlon. .Tho food of the Americuns Is a never-censliig marvel to them. They work like men possessed In order that thev may not be dis qualified from participating In the American rations ami they are tne envy of their less fortunnte fellows. No better Idea of what tho Germans nre told by their own officers can bo conveyed than by the assertion of a recently made prisoner. He was standing In tho street of a village In the American nreu when two officers" went by. "Are those Englishmen?" he asked In perfectly good French of his enptor nnd In the hearing of the corre spondent. "No. They nro Americans,," replied the French guard. The German only smiled unbeliev ingly. "But they may be some staff officers on a visit to the front. There are no Americans In France, becnuse they told me so before I was taken," per sisted tho prisoner. Just then a company of Infautry, rifles over their shoulders, followed by a huge motortruck with "U. S. A." pulnted on It la bold letters, swung by. "You sec," grinned the "pollu" tri umphantly, "there are American sol dlers." "They lied to us at home," answered the prisoner after a moment's hesita Uon. To any who might bo Inclined to ask, why do troops need to go through such thorough r.nd Intensive training for trench warfare, an Idea of what our boys have to learn would be the simplest answer. Reorganizing the Army. With the reorganization of the American division from Its pre-wur footing of approximately 28,000 men to tho French bnsls of 19,000 men, come chunges thnt upset the . whole Idea of war as they have lenrned It, and a redistribution of duties that sounds rather formidable. Formerly a company consisted sim ply of the couipnny commander, two officers, two musicians, n cook land two men. Now that Is ull changed. There Is the commander nnd bis offi cer of linson, or connecting link with the comnunv. his lieutenants and the musleluns and the cook, but with the addition of motorcyclists, farriers, slgnnl corps men, mechanics, bomb ers, sappers, automatic riflemen In addition to the machine gun company of the regiment, messengers, sharp shooters, etc. The company Is divided Into platoons. Even the platoons nre sub divided Into groups. The first group may be bayonet men, who "go over the top" and lend the charge. The second group Is the bombers. They charge with the bayonet men, but when the latter have attained their ob jective and tuny still push forward, the bombers stay behind to "clean up" the captured trenches, nnd see thut the enemy, emerging from their dug outs, do not tnko the riflemen In the rear. Instead of having a machine gun company to ench regiment, ns former ly, there Is a machlno gun company to ench battalion. There Is a com pany of pioneers which supports the riflemen In their ndvanoe. Before they are out of their own trendies, the trench mortar company, n new thing to tho American army, must get in Its work. Each mnn must learn his new du ties nnd how and when to fulfill them to the utmost advantage. Ench man, in addition to his regular nnd regi mental marking, Is badged to show whether his post Is behind or In front of the lines. Messengers wear spe cial Insignia that permits them to pass to tho rear without the slightest delay. These oro only a few of tho thou sand nnd one things that the men In camp nre learning and learning quick ly, but It takes time to Instruct them so thnt they may take advantage of the lessons already drilled Into the French and British soldiers, namely that a soldier's greatest duty Is to do his work In such a capable manner thnt he may help In the protection of bis own life as well as those of his comrades and associates. - Due Caution. "Prisoner nt the bar, will you he tried by Jury or by the courts?" "By Jury, your honor, by Jury." "Humph I Why er haven't I Been you before somewhere?" "Yes, your honor. I sell you Ice In summer and do your plumbing In winter." IfflffiNATIONAL snisfSaiflOL Lesson (By REV. P. B. KIT55WATBR, D. D., Teacher of English Bible In the Moody Bllilu Institute of Chicago.) (Copyright, 117, Watern Newapapiir Union.) LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER 30 THE GOODNESS AND SEVERITY OF GOD. (Review.) I.ICSHON TKXT Prinlnl 9:3-19. GOLDEN TEXT The LorU Is merciful and gracious, slow to etufer, and plen teous In mercy. Psalms 103:8. A profitable way to spend the hour would be to make n study of Daniel's prayer us recorded In the lesson as signed for our reading todny, nnd have tho lessons of the quarter as illustra tions of the goodness nnd severity of God. Announcement of the plan may bo made the Sundny before, and the different lessons of the quarter as signed to different members of tho class to tell bow they bear upon the topic of tho lesson for this week. A broad analysis of Dnnlel'B prayer Is ns follows: I. Confession of the Nation's Sins (vv. 3:1."). The circumstances of this prayer were extraordinary. The crisis was so serious that Daniel sought after prayer to the Lord with fasting, sack cloth and ashes. In his confession the people's sins are placed In contrast with God's righteousness. Ho acknowl edges that their sorrows and sufferings Justly belong to them. Daniel, the holy mnn against whom there Is no record of wrongdoing, Includes himself with his people. II. Supplication for Mercy and For glveness (vv. 10-19). He pleads for God's anger and fury to turn nwoy, nnd his remembrance of the Holy City arm his chosen people. The Lord's honor was at stake. He confesses that Israel had no merit, were utterly destitute of rlghteouness, and pleads consideration on the ground of covenant relationship. Another wny to conduct the review would be to ask different members of the class to report on the different les sons by giving the vital nnd central teaching of ench. The following nre suggested ns vital teachings of the several lessons: Lesson 1. God Is absolutely holy, therefore those who have been sancti fied by fire from the heavenly nltnr ore qualified for his service. Lesson 2. He who turns nwny from the Lord shall be Judged by the Lord. Lesson 3. In Hezeklnh's reformatory work the Passover Feast was restored, showing that the only way to get peo ple to return to God Is to gather them around the Cross of Christ the Atone ment by Blood. Lesson 4. Though our unfaithfulness nnd cowardice have shamefully humili ated us, we should turn to God In prayer. Lesson !5. God's gracious Invitation Is extended to nil without money and without price. Lesson fl. No matter how wicked ono may have been In his apostasy from God, If he sincerely repents, God will be found of bltn. . Lesson 7. Regardless of one's age nnd experience, God can use him In doing mighty work If he will but open his heart unto him. Lesson 8. The Word of God found and rend will mightily convict of sin, nnd transform one's life and environ ment. Lesson 0. God's predictions as to Ihe captivity of Israel were fulfilled to the letter. Nothing shall fall of that which God has said he will do. Lesson 10. Jehovah Is the shepherd of captive Israel, nnd will surely gather them out from their wanderings nnd save them. ' Lesson 11. Qne should be unflinch ingly loyal to God under nil circum stances. Lessons 12 nnd 13. God Is able to de liver those who- trust him, from fire and from wild beasts. Optimistic Thought A prince of talent will recognise the tulent of others. Most foreign residents of this coun try come to America to be Americans, but a cantankerous minority come fb I "cuLooLzV When God Probes. God loves us too much to let what would hurt us stay with us. So, be cause of this love, ho himself Is will ing to hurt us In order to save us from the greater hurt. Probing Is done In order to get rid of something that would Injure. And so, ns Prebendary Webster hns said: "Do not be ufruld of God's probing. He never wounds except to heal. He never bumbles ex cept to exalt. Do let God denl with you; do not be afraid of his probing." Most of us have been afraid of It ; we may be dreading It Just now. Wo shall not fenr If we remember what kind of love Is back of It: thnt nll-sacrlflclng love that died for us on the cross. So we can safely, glndly let ourselves go utterly into his bands and ask those null-plerced hands to do with us what they will. Then he can begin to show us his love as we may never yet have known the meaning of love. Sunday School Times. Our Little Is Needed. If only one of the million flowers that bloom In the summer days, In the fields and gardens, refused to bloom, hiding Its gift of beauty, the world would be a little less lovely. If but one of the myriad stars In the heavens should refuse to shine some night, keeping its beam locked up In Its own breast, the night would be a little dark er. . . . It makes a vast difference In the world whether the humblest of tn be true or false In our life, whether wo sing our one little note right or wrong, whether we speak our one lit tle word, or keep silent. Tho smallest bar of song, breathed Into the world, adds Its fragment to the world's music. The right thing you did yesterday made the world a little better, made it easier, too, for other people to do right James It. Miller. Way of Suffering By REV. DR. E. P. WEST Biptut Pal tor Houttoo, Teui REMARRABI.K lETTER FROW A WEIX KNOWN WASHINGTON DRUGGIST. In reference to i:llxlrllubckthtfrafrmy (or chilli and ftvr and all malarial dinam. "Within the lrnu five months I bare sold 8.UO0 bottleeof Elixir Babek (or Malarla.Cblllaand Fever. Our cuatomera Hpeak very well of It." Henry Erana, 92S FHt., N. W., Washington. D. C. Elixir Babok 60 contn, all druggUm, or by Parcel Pout, prepaid, from Klociewakl Co., Washington, D. 0. A Weight on Its Stomach. "I Just got off a sick bed." "What ailed the bed?" Host on Hvc nlng Transcript. "Anil us be passed by, he saw u man blind from his birth. And his disciples asked hlin, saying, Itubbl, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he should be born blind? Jesus answered : Neither did this man sin, nor bis parents; but Unit the works of God should be made manifest In him." John 0:1-3. The' supremo doctrine of Christianity is undoubtedly the Infinite love nnd di vine compassion of God as revealed In his dear Son. Now, Christian thinkers feel the pninfuluess of putn and recog nize tin; seeming contradiction to uni versal benevolences in human suffer ing, quite as frankly and poignantly us the mos'. cynical skeptic. Moreover, the Christian faces the- problems Involved v.llh knowledge and candor, admitting the mystery, acknowledging the ab sence of dogmatic answers to the questions raised by suffering, nnd yet urging nn Interpretation as scientific, philosophical nnd satisfying as unbelief has ever displayed. Since God Is tho divine father, the sufferings of his children are not to be regarded as penal. All the guilt and penally of sin wus laid upon Jesus und he put them uway forever. We may talk about chastisement, or correction, for our father deals with us ns with sons; or we may speak of reaping the results of mistakes nud sins dropped us seeds in life's furrow in former years; or we may liuve to bear the conse quences of Ihe sins of others, but do not talk of God punishing his children. If God should punish us for our sins, it would seem that the sufferings of Christ were Incomplete und the heal ing of his stripes Inadequate for our peace. God Revealed Through Pain. The inmost, utmost tilings of God ore revealed through pain. Affliction is the breath of the finer spirit of life. How does God manifest his finest work In patience? He takes u young life, full of hope und promise, and shuts it In a small room to linger through a long battle with ravaging disease, and makes Unit room a shrine where earth's sorrowing hearts find consola tion through a great, rich, Joyous, un complaining, transfigured life of holy character. How does God manifest Ills works of human tenderness? Ho brent lies the dream of parenthood Into two hearts that beat us one. The child comes tu gladden ull their days, but alas, she goes and leaves grief's fiery fuoi prints behind. Then the Crittenden rescue homes spring up to girdle the earth with the elory of human compas sion. How does God manifest bis great work In service? lie draws the curtain and reveals the sonlldness of sin and the blight of ignorance, crushing out the higher capabilities of a human race, to the eyes of a passionate Scotsman. David Livingstone lives, loves ami suffers In Africa but bis grave becomes the cornerstone upon which rests tho temple of hope for n benighted people. How does God man ifest bis august work of sacrifice? He lifts a cross on a lonely hill und heuven and earth stand still in awe and rever ence, while his deur Son climbs its summit and pours out bis life as an offering for peuce." And who doubts that In tills uwful present hour God Is pointing America to the cross of sac rifice? We must learn to bear the na tional cross before we ure worthy to wear the crown of national honor. Un speakable Is the sacrifice we are culled upon to infike now In the world struggle for Justice, equality, liberty nnd neace. but the making of such sac rifice marks our people ns worthy of Ihe trust of power that God has given as. Through the darkness of terrible atllictlon we are sure to puss, but -the Jubilee of triumph shall finally be our SOUL'. My friends, God Is not interested in riving us easy and comfortable lives, Individually or nationally. He Is con cerned to muke us large and compre hensive souls. Affliction is heaven's challenge to us,to try the resources of our snirlt. even while we give God his chance to manifest finer works than are seen In the starry firmament or the marvels of mountains. Draw not back, therefore, from the darkness, for The dark hath many dear avails; Til ilnrk dlstlllB illviiiest dews; Tin dark In rirli with nlKlitinKiUus, Willi ureuma, una wiwi wiu nuuvi-uiy inline. The Real Pleasures. God will not let us be without pleas ures of our own. The fields nre full of such : flowers, verdure, beautiful plants at every step; birds everywhere; and then an ulr all perfumed. Eugenie de Querln. If your eyas ainart or (eel scalded, Ro man Bye Balaam applied upon going to bad la Juat the thing to relieve them. Adv. An Extract From a Charge. May the blessing of God bo upon you in a form of grace which shall muke you always a pastor Indeed "u good shepherd- thnt feedeth the flock," n "good shepherd that glveth his life for the sheep," that thinks, studies, medi tates, watches, prays, loves, lives, Is ready to die for God, for Christ, nnd for the souls f men. I beseech you therefore by the mercies of God, I be seech you by the name nnd blood of him that died for usT thut you lovo your people with a pure heart fervent ly. I beseech you by the love of Christ that you seek thut which Is lost, bring back that which Is gone astray, bind up that which Is broken, nnd strength en that which Is sick, und pray for them ulways, without ceiislng, before the throne of God. Rev. J. C. Huske. In n game of baseball two nines are usually matched to pluy ngalnst one umpire. AUUAnAmc.svu. n cm EDY f0 ASTHIV) Toar BrtW niu M Mrcnni& k? .n... nnttton ir trtii tmj'y Jr'a Fever or llltmmlt ItrvtUhlnB? S J 5.3 m DR. R.SCHIFFMAHN'l fiSTHftlADO In elthor (omMCIjcarette. Pipe Mitinr,. . poltlelf kitw INSTANT HKI,lhK?"'n: anl ha permanently cured tliiiu,unj, " ""J connldered Incurable, after hm( trlH., neau4 01 renei in vain, num-ren am,. I opporinnltr of availing tbc-nnnlr,.,,,,,-'"": Uurk,'giiaranteo offer ai through i,u,,,h 1 tbelr on retnlar DruMlu, llm, r r, ,'' j IDIIUD, Will W H71I1UU1.I uy Mllll If tim ' Yon will ba tbe aoln judirn at to .bi.b?,,':i benefited and will get four umn-j 1,11 ."' wblch we could make. ' . Schilfmann Co., Proprietors, si Lightened Living. Shadows are not meant to live In, but to turn nws from. In tho corner of an old-timo garden n quaint sun dial boars the inscription, "Fnce the sunshine nnd tho shadows will full be hind you." TM sunshine Light of this world Is Icsus. That Is why we nre to "remember Jesus Christ" nnd "look unto his presence. All our bur dens will be lightened ns we live In his Light. Sunday School Times. Need of the Infinite. We try to get Inspiration out of things which can never Inspire. We need the Infinite. We try to satisfy ourselves by heaping up the finite. Susan K. Rlow. . ,m Contents 15 Fluid Draohnj j LCOHOL- 3 1'ISM I AVeeeIabIciTeparauun 'siimlaUnjlheroodoyKeguta- llnrtlr.ftStnm.irh-; Btld BoVtlSOl incrcuy i tumvu.. - - ncherOpiiim,MorphlnenM n. t WvrVAnCOTIC riuivrui. a" v' "- -nrO n tu Ox V JUSrtuo Mi" to Hint Smd si -A.J in? AhCipiuincintu - . LnftJpaSonandDiarf rp-M-lshncss ana lOSSOFStEEP TacSlraile Si jnalareoi XntCBrrrACTCoHPU NEW ''"Vj For Infants and Child Mothers Know Hi Genuine Caston'a Always Bears the Signature ' of Knbf M Wil l i Tltl S Exact Copy of Wrapper. M US I aTli'tll I ftttiir 1 Tr vV I a anil i Xjr For M Thirty Year ) en TMt aaaraua aoe.NV, mmrmm External Examination Only. "Tho doctor would like to see you Inside," said the attendant to the wait ing patient. "No, sir!" emphatically answered the patient. "He can't try any of bis X-ray business on me. I merely want to see hlin about a boll on my neck." Transparent Cookery. A firm at Corning, N. Y Is now making pie dishes, baking dishes nnd other cooking utensils of glass so tough that it can bo handled like ordinary crockery nnd will stand the heat of nny oven. The Scientific American re marks that now every housekeeper can see what her puddings and pies look like on the Inside. To Drive Out Malaria And Build Up The System Take the Old Standard GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know what you are taking, as the formula is printed on every label, showing it is Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron builds up the system. 60 cents. A Sticky Story. Mr. Hurry I'nln, the famous humor ist, Is as clever at telling a good story as he is at writing one. Some time ago he was present at n gathering 0 artists, nnd in the course of the eve ning be rose to make n speech, "Gen tlemen," he said, "being present nt a gathering In which art Is so largely represented, I feel It incumbent upon mo to sny a few words concerning the subject of painting. Speaking person ally, my only efforts in that direction were on nn occasion when I enameled our bath. My friends said to me, 'My dear fellow, It's no good your going In for painting unless you're prepared to stick to your work.' Well," concluded Mr. I'uln, amidst the laughter of his audience, "I did." London Tit-Bits. Tolerant Attitude. "Do you know," said tho mnn who was plainly under the Influence of liquor, "that I was cut out for a re former?" "Impossible." "It's n fact, nevertheless. I used to be a modest young man nnd I was al ways crtlcl.lng other people's conduct. After acquiring n few bad habits of my own, I began to think better of my fellow man and now I don't believe you could find a chnp anywhere who Is easier to get along with than I nm." Blrmlnghnm Agc-llerald. The Bill Kept Lent Mr. Tucker had unexpectedly come face to face with Mr. Cutting, from whom ho had frequently borrowed money. "Er nw whnt was the denomina tion of tho bill you loaned me?" he asked nervously. "Episcopalian, I guess," said Mr. Cut ting. "At nny rate, it keeps Lent very well." Patriotic Girl. "And she frowned upon his suit?" "Yes ; she. told him It ought to be khaki." Boston Evening Transcript. Whoiwsntf brood and butterlwhen a feller UmaVUaawak' waiiii iuiw ROST TOASTIES p s says CORN -gj Deserved No Sympathy. Ilicfcs What is gum! for ti..- ache? Wlckles 1 don't l;:i"'v, ncl I want to. I bate the tii.ithinli'ii j to want to find unylliiiu lint's it Stray Stories. I t .1 'i Have you ever uoil MOTDE: SALVE for Colds, CniisliUr Pneumonia, Astln iinJ H- turrh? If you haven't get Iff I It will cure you. Adv. Rare Animals Ccmn The American Miisi imi of History Is looking forward te to Its collection spivinn'M ' serows nnd sninburs. r''ir I 1 Fairfield Oshorn, lis invlt: - celved word from l!iy C. A--1 charge of tho museum's !' Yunnan, Chlnn. that h lit In getting some splendid 'I"-! the frontiers of Tlill " ; These unlmnls, which "No!: tribe, nre exceedingly rare. Saved Himself. She So you said I IiaU car T I'd have you know it's S"IJ 1 "That's what I ineiiiit, K ' For protecting truiin'1 French Inventor has guard to be nttu- ltcil to r spur. A PHYSICAL Lairl lln In Bed. 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