THE PULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBUEO, PA: Feel All Used Up? m your back ach constantly? Do Jxi sharp twinge when stooping CllltiM' D Ta eel B6d "P L 1 , could Just p no farther? vjdaer weakness brings great discom Jt WTiat with backache, headache, Tab nrinarjr disturbances it it !. wood" 'mI U Bal P- Doaa's Kidoey Pills have cured thou- jost such cases, li s the best jJJoBuneodea' special kidney remedy. A Virginia Case Mrs. M. A. Kones, 708 Folk Bt, Lynch burg, Va,, says: "I surlered conHtuntly from kidney coin- nUInt an,l plumma. tw . tlo Daln for years. My hands were swollen and I had sharp pains through my bark. I endured more mis ery than I can de scribe. Flnully, 1 u.ort Dnan's Kill- hAV TMIIa uml f)mv me to rood health. I have 1 I -- L t,lni.V Ir-.nihl. MnM ggfti WOU w -. . w .v ri Devi's at Aar Staea. SOe iBn DOAN'S ViiLEsY fQjTXHJbUUKN CO, BUFFALO. N. Y. 1STI1HA MEDICINE 1 aim From aatd PoeltlTa Belief In Krery cLk. b.l by Dn.(rclt. Price turn. mj Pukin br Kail 10a. IUJABS iJB. CO., Prop. Cteiehnd. 0. "ECUCHonRATS"r Kndi Rale, Mire. Bun muitKirs. utu a m. BtrUMjimkcs are frequent in Mexico. Bnnund la annually lumping It rodortion of potuto flour. TU United State alone tiws COM), tWOOO gallon of milk a year. Ulooowita farmers in fiur yours tit 8nt about f-W.OOO.lKX) for new DM riraaasatml Kyellda, Bore ane Inflamed t'lUrd smartly by Ue aae ol KCaiAN III A1AM. Alr. Lang Arm of the Curate. She rertte 8uya the curate put Ills tra around her three times lust night. lie Tlie bounder niUHt have a terrl Uj long unn. Passing Kliow. NotHlng More, "lonr wife tuuHt be very solleltoas stoat you." "Why do you nay tl:atr "Kb writes every day." "oV's solicitous about the canary.M -Luulfvllle Courier-Journnl. Sure-Thing Seeker. "Some peeple cousult fortune toll er sUiut Investments." Tin," repUcl Mr. Duslln Stnx. 'T.ut I can't see-ony sense to the system. A fortune teller who could plve rell ible advice would quit work and get tidi pluylng hor own Informntlon." Courteous Agreement. fie Yon mny brag of your fnther's lirmlnx, but what did he know about Ure stock 7 Now, there wasn't uny thJna; that my father didn't know, es pertiilly about raising mules. SheNolxHly would doubt that who wer met you. A Wreck. "Don't bother me. I need rest and Viet I'm a nervous wreck. Whnt's the matter, pn7 Anything lot wrung at the of'.lce today?" "I should any so. I had to call two people on the telephone today." De troit Free Press. Restful. That hired man of yours Is a very plctnreMiie figure," remarked the art . "i d like to paint him." "Oo ei fur e you like," replied the Itfnier. "but it aeeniH to ine I've heard omeHhercs thet they ain't much of wj market for still life pitchers.'" Charity. Tieaae, kind lady," said the way tow. "I ain't had n. bite to ent In 24 bonn," "lou are Just the man 'Iin looking lor," replied the lady of the house. "Uj husband gathered a mess of nnish r"mR this morning, and I want to fake sure they are not toadstool. M ult a moment and I'll bring you tNh of them." Two Fellows are trying to get ahead. It' easy to ee who'll win. If you have any fiouht bout coffee holding some People back in fact many leave the hesitating class, stop coffee ten days, and use POSTUM Thit delicious? pure food wink, made ol wheat, roasted JtK bit of wholesome mo "e, ha a delightful, snappy flavor, h is free from the drug in coffee and all Harm ful ingredients. Potum iax good for old "d young, and make for hlth and efficiency. "There's a Reason" H If PARTICIPANTS IN MATTY DAY CELEBRATION .MA. .A "'X' U ! i . ? : ! " '. STAR COMBINATION Here's one of the most expensive sr- :. - , v' m -.pf v-fi'':; V 6 'V MeOruw of Hie New York Olunts, ex-Manager Horzog of tho Reds, nnd now a Giant for tho second time, and Manager manager of tho Ueds. Matty received a on his first appearance there as manager he will never forget. A strange sight to the great pitching stnr In the regalia of forcot themselves as to root for a Cincinnati victory. They did not root in vain, for the Giants, too, seemed imbued with that end In view, apparently, for the except on the part of the fieds. Ilerzog cause for Inhibition, but "Hnck" had a hit und contributed a costly error. All will succeed us manager of the lied. TW1RLER THRIVES ON WORK Klepfer Expected to Be "Iron Man" of Cleveland Team Ha 8ytem for Keeping in 8hape, Ed Klonfer Is ono Indian hurler who thrives on work and it will not be his fault if Fohl does not call upon him often. Ed pitched 378 Innings in tho Coast league In 1914. Consequently he is of the opinion he had a vacation last year, when he pitched only 65 rounds. That is, he pitched only 65 Inuings on the mound. While with the White Sox he pitched 200 or 300 Innings In the bullpen. Ed has a system for keeping In shape to pitch that Is Just the roverse Pitcher Ed Klepfer. of that owned by nine out of ten pitch ers. The average hurler wants to lay off and refrain from warming up the day alter ho has pitched his full Kmlt game. But say that Klnpfer should pitch his nine Innings on a Momla. he takes a good, hurd .warming up on Tuesday, routs Wednesday and is ready to go tho route again on Thurs day. Klepfer gained the title of "Iron Man" while pitching for San Francis co in 1914. Right up to the close of the season Frisco thought It had a clianco to win the ponnant and as Klopfcr wa very effoctive against Portland, which did cop the bunting. Ed worked overtime against the em bryo champ. He pitched and won the last two games of a sorlos tu Portland. Returning to San Francisco he worked three of the next four games against tho Beavers, winning four of his Ave games pitched with only two days of rest OLDRING RETURNS TO YANKS Announcement Appear Odd, but It I Absolutely Correct Maok Loaned Outfielder to Griffith. Ttubo Oldrlng returns to the Yan kees" may sound odd, but It Is abso lutely correct. It was In 1005, or about then, that Clark (irlllltli. then manag ing the Yankees, was hard put for an outfielder nnd f-onnle Mack, always n willing soul, loaned Bube to Griff. Grif fith used hlin over hi emergency und scut hi in buck. i ' v I n ,- 1$: rM - ' 3: T. . IN BASEBALL. combination in baseball: Manager Mathewson, lute 'of the Giants, now wonderful ovation lit tho I'olo grounds of the Cincinnati Ueds, an nvution the eyes of the New lork fans was the Cincinnati club, and they so far to start Mutty right and they pliiyed desire to win was not at all ninnifest returned to the I'olo grounds, another bad day. He did not make a run or of Christy Mnthewson's friends hope he "Bill" Wambsgunss Is playing u splendid game ut second for tlia In dians. Chicago critics aro singing the praises of "Bill" Wortman, the new shortstop. Joe Birmingham Is confident his To ronto International club will capture the pcniiunt. i Gorge Slsler, the Browns' first base man, I climbing steadily in the bat ting nverages. The feu Jure of the defensive play of the Tigers has been tho work of Mitch ell and James. "Bill" Cnrrlgan, manager of the Red Sox, Is worried over the condition of his pitchers. "Dick" Rudolph apparently hns re gained his onc-tlmo effectiveness after a prolonged rest. e Reports from the Southern league Indicate there's a crying need for niU' plres In those parts. Huglde Jennings hns purchased Howard Klinike of the Syracuse teum. Ho Is a former Fed player, "Joe" Engel, one-time pitcher for th Senators. Is doing excellent work In Uie box of the Buffalo club. Christy Mathewson Is beginning to realize the managerial berth in Cm clnuatl Is not a bed of roses. "Pat" Moran has given strict orders to ills players to refrain from critl cizlng decisions by umpires, "Bob" Vench Is recovering his bat' ting eye nnd this hns served to In crease Jennings peunuiit hopes, e "Bert" Siiotten. left fielder of the Browns, Is leading that club In bnt ting, with an average well ubove .300, The IMttshurgh "fans'' hove given "Al" Mumaux a diamond ftlckpln by way of showing what they think of htm. Chicago critics say the Cubs have lost enough games kecnuse of a weak shortstop tills yeur to put them in first place. . . . "Jack" Croney, according to Cleve land critics. Is having nearly as much to do with the success of the Indians as "Tris" Speaker. see The Cubs do not Beeni to be making much headway in their buttle for the pennant, eveu though they nro getting new strength envry day or two. e e Red Wolfping is one of the most reliable of yie Sox hurlers when the team face the Tigers. Tho little hurler hns the number of every mun on the Detroit team. , see In Boston the critics aro talking of the Braves winning the National league flag and the Red Sox repeat Ing, so they can have tho world' series all to themselves. see Chnrlle Deal, who was with the Bos ton Bmves Inst niid with the Browns for n time last spring, has been set' ting the American association on Ore till aesson wltb hi hitting. am i L DMQ V 'i I TRIED A DOUBLE-CROSS One Play Manager Stalling) Couldn't Dope Out Two On, Two Out, Hap Myer Bunted, but Couldn't Get Away With It Easily Thrown Out and Brave Lost Game. The score wn 3 to 2 against the Brnves. Tills was In a game played In Itos- ton In the summer of ll)i:t. It was the ninth Inning. Two men were out and the Uruves hud a man on first and second. "Hup" Myers, the lanky rtoston flrt sucker, walked to the plate. A long hit would either tie the score or win the game. "Hap" let the first one pass und bunted the second. He was thrown out by at least ten feet, nnd the gunie was over. The Braves had lost. Myer In Terror. "nap," In terror over a possible r buke from Manager Ueorge Stalling, sneaked Into the clubhouse. Stalling was there, enshrouded In deepest gloom. Ilasehall never knew a harder loser than Btalllngs. But Stalling never said n word to Myers then, and Myers ducked out of the clubhouse und went home thinking Stalling had overlooked the buiil-ouU But StnlllngR hadn't The next morning found Stalling at Myers' home. Myers hud Just got ten up. "'Hop.'" said Stalling. "I want to know why you bunted with two out and two on bases." "Well, you see, boss," explained Hap," "I thought I'd double-cross the other fellows." 'Double-croM 'cmf nsked Stalling, puzzled. Looking for a Hit "Tcs. You s they were looking for me to hit It out, und I thought I'd catch 'em asleep with a hunt." "Oh, that's it, eh?" said Stalling. "Thought you'd double-cross 'em, hey? Well, you didn't double-cross them. lint you did double-cross inc. I've spent the whole night trying to figure out why you hunted. Thnt's the rea son, eh wanted to douhle-cros the other fellows?" "Yes; that's it" "Well, lemme tell you this, 'Hup' Myers," nnd Stalling poked a men acing Anger lit his big first baseman, "If you ever again try uny of thut double-crossing stuff there'll be a fu neral In this particular neighborhood. Good day, double-crosser." And Stall- Ings walked iiwuy. HEAT WORRIES LEW M'CARTY Hot Weather Got Best of Dodger' Catcher on Trip Through West Brief Respite In Bath. "I nsed to think I could stand the heat, hut it certainly had me all In on a recent trip we made through the West." said Lew M c C a r t y, back stop of the Brook lyn Dodger, "When you went to bed you Just lay there tossing around and sweat ing. Plunging In' to the bathtub of forded only mo mentary relief, for Lew McCarty. Just a soon as you got out and dred off the bent got you again. "1 thought Jeff Pfeffer would fade to n grease spot. But the boys stisid It nnd we're all In good condition now and will go right ahead proving thut any team which curs into the world series will huve to beat us to the goal." BUG BIT INDIAN BOSS EARLY President Dunn of Cleveland Always Cherished Ambition to Become Big League Owner. The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, James C. Dunn, halls from a town made famous by tlint Immortal pioneer of the nntlonal pastime,' A. C. ("Pop") Anson of Mnrshalltown, In, It was In the Iowa town that Dunn, who now weighs 210 nnd wears n No. 17 collar, got htit start ns n contractor. The son of a farmer, he began con tracting on n shoestring when nine teen, und has amassed sufficient wam pum to buy the Indians or any other old ball club he wants without miss ing the change. Jim Is forty-eight nnd married. He live in Chicago. The baseball bug bit him when he was quite young. "I was quite a fan ns n kid." Dnnn says, "hut not much of n player. When n ball club was formed in Marshall town I was made Its president. Ever since I've been able to muster tho cash I've had hopes of becoming a big league owner." RUBE MARSHALL IS INJURED Trouble Which Necessitated Operation Due to Strain In Groin Received Last Season. Rube Marshall's trouble, which ne cessitated nn operation thnt will keep him out of the gnmo for some time. Is due to a strain In the groin received tnst year, according to the 'club state ment. ' It mny mean the end of his chances to get back with the Detroit Tigers. Such strains usually destroy a pitcher's effectiveness CAMPBELL JOINS SEMI-PROS Former Newark Federal League Play, er I Playing With Maryland Ath---letlcClub In Baltimore. Vint Campbell. Inst year with the Newark Feds, who recently refused innny big league offers. Including a fluttering one from the Cincinnati Reds, has Joined the Maryland Ath letic club teum In Baltimore, where he is now residing. mm IRON POSTS SUPPORT WIRE German Ides That Make Their Trenche Only a Little Way From ' Being Impregnable. In the Atlantic Monthly Mr. Edward Mori a e describe a very clever Im provement the Germans have made In their bnrbed-wlre defenses. The wire ore usually fastened to wooden posts, of course, but the Germans have fonnd a better snpiiort for them. He ' writes: I "After we hod taken the German trench, our men set to work to remodel , It, shifting the parapet to the other , side, building tittle outpost trenches ( and setting barbed wire. The latter ' Job wa done In a wonderfully short i time, thanks to German thoroughness, j For the wooden stakes to which the wire is tied they had substituted soft j lion rods, three-quarters of an Inch thick, twisted live times in the shape I of a great corkscrew. Tut screw twist- I ed Into the ground exactly like n cork- puller Into a cork. The straight part of the rod. being twisted upon Itself down nnd up again every ten Inches, formed six or seven small loops In a height of about five feet. Into these eyes the barbed wire was laid and solidly secured with short lengths of tying wire. "First cutting the tying wire, we lift ed the barbed wire out of the eyes, shoved n small slick through one. nnd, turning the rod with the leverage of the stick, unscrewed It out of the giound, and then, reversing the proc ess, screwed It In again. The advan tage of this rod Is obvious. When a shell falls in the midst of this wire piotcctlon, the rods are bent nnd twist ed, but nnless broken off short they always support the wire, nnd even after a severe bombardment present a serious obstacle to the assaulters. In such case wooden posts are blown to smithereens by the shells, nnd when broken off they let the wire fall flat to the ground." FOR HAIR AND SKIN HEALTH Cutleura Soap and Cuticura Ointment Are Supreme. Trisl Free. These fragrant, super-creamy emol lients keep the skin fresh and clear, the scalp free from dandruff, crust and scale and the hand soft and white. They are splendid for nursery and toilet purposes and are moat eco nomical because most effective. Free sample each by mall with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. Long-Felt Want "Automobile uccidents are so numerous," remarked the prolific In ventor, "tlmt 1 believe there will be n great demand for my Intest Inven tion." "What Is the nature thereof?" nsked the owner of the big red cur. "It's a hoek absorber," answered the man behind the Idea. "flub!" grouted the other, "the woods are full of shock absorbers." "Yes, I know," rejoined the Inven tor, "but tills is different. It Is for pedestrians to wear when crossing streets." And throwing on the high speed gear, the Inventor started for the millionaire class. Awful to Contemplate. The fat plumber und the thin car penter engaged in their usual conver sation. "There was great excitement near our shop today." "What caused It?" "Man lilt by an automobile," "Hurt him much?'' "No, but at first they thought he wos killed." "What mnde them think thnt?" "Hp whs carrying u cherry pie and it mashed under one urm." Youngstown Telegram. Pretext "I think I'll take a day off and go fishing." "Are you n fisherman?" "No. But I feel ns If I ought to of fer some excuse for taking a day off." The Sort "Mrs. Gaddy does talk a great deal, hut she's ns deep ns a well." "I hope she Is like one of the wells which sometimes dry up." fill Net Contents 15 fluid Dracnwv mi i AlCOHOI.-3PERCm AYrlaL!crVerrru1oa6ff.J- stauatingUieNoaan-. tinjnVStouixbsandDwiU rr---rZ7ZM- fhmfnl- Promotes U1KCSU"1 v. Not Narcotic. ,t$JiakSrMtrf Exact Copy of Wrapper. iff: -j .Li,.'- '" Z4 v f " THE SHOE THAT $3.03 S3.50 S4.00 $4.50 & $5.00 IS VSXln Save Money by Wearing W. L. Douglas hoes. For sale by over OOOO shoe dealers. The Beat - Known Shoe in the World. W. L. Doujl name and the retail price k stamped on the bot tom of alUhoej at the factory. The value is guaranteed and the wearer protected against high prices for inferior shoes. The retail prices ait the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francnco than they do in New York. They are always worth the price paid for them. Tphe quality of W. L. Douglas product Is guarantee)! by more i. tlian 40 yean experience in making fine ihoe. The smart tvles are the leader ill the Fashion Centra of America. They are made in a will-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass, by the highest paid, (killed shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make die best shoes fot the price tint money can buy. A.k your shoe dealer for Xf. T Don (la. .hoes. If ha ran. not suppl? yoti with tlia kind yu want, taka nn othor make. Writ for Intere.ttns; booklet exiilalnlntr how to a-ft .tioeaof the hlgha.t .tamlarU of quality lor the prioe, by return mail, po.tag free. LOOK FOR W. L. Doo,U nam and the retail price stamped on the bet lorn. ROLE WOS FORCED ON DADDY Really Had No Desire to Act a Fa ther to the Girl, But He Had Been Forestalled. The dowagers and chaperons whis pered their surprise thut so young and so prrtty a girl should have devoted herself the whole evening to a man so much her senior. True, he danced well eunuch and was known ns a man of many millions. Still they had never thought Metn mercenary. Half way through the evening the couple illsapiH'iired onto n balcony. The girl sat down and the mun stood gaz ing down nt her. Without the slight est warning he asked her to be his wife. He was a widower, as she knew, "I wonted to please you," she snld, "but I did not expect tills." "It Is the unexpected that happens," he said with n smile. "I'm sorry," she said, "und I'm glad nt the same time. 1 have been trying to make yon like me," "Why?" "I like yon so mnch, ns a father " "Thanks." he Interrupted; "I'm not decrepit yet." "Of course not. But I came here solely to meet and be Introduced to you. Why? Heeuuse lust night I married your son." Calling for Reform. Frances You suy you are going to marry a mun to reform him. That Is line. May I ask who he Is?. Flora It's young IWmd. Frances Why, I didn't know be had nnv bud habits. Flora Well, his friends are saying thnt he lias lecome quite miserly. Inck. How Aviators Get Messages. Helmets for aviators have been In vented vlth wireless receiving tele phones built into the ear flaps. No man knows himself as an original. Most young lawyers spend more time practicing economy than lnw. t rrmrftrmmmm . nwKjartii waaajaa mtrmj a Ilammerless Shotguns Model 1912 Extra liht Weight Made In 12, 16 arid 20 Gauges There's no need of canyinc a heavy Cun. Winchester Model 1912 shot guns arc made entirely of nickel steel, and hence are the lightest and strongest guns on the market Ee sure to see one before buying. Sold by all dealers. THE REPEATED PAR EXCELLENCE IMIsMit r i'i'iHi - - - '' Children 1 All J. What is CASTORIA Castor-la Is a LarmTcss. snbstlrulo for Castor Oil, Par gorlc, Drops and Soothlnjr Syrups. It la plrnsnnt. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other nroutla substance. Its ag Is its guarantee. It destroys Worms nnd allays Feverishness. Tor more than thirty years 16 lias been in constant ttso for tho relict of Constipation. . ITatuIcncy, Wind Colic, all Teetliinff Troubles and Diarrhoea. It rerrnlates the Stomach and Dowels, assimilates the Food, glvinff healthy nnd natural sleep. She Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS i Bears the Ifl Use For Over 30 Years The Kind You Have Always Bought DOUGLAS HOLD9 ITO SHAPE " Boys' Shoe But I; th Nuns' Nf d. 'Jf?'rA $3.00 $2.80 & $2.00 W. I. Iluugla. Shoe C",, Brockton, Ma... Hopeless. "That man we were Just talking to seems to be perfectly normal," re marked the visitor who was being shown over the insane nMylum. "And yet he's one of the very worst ruses we have," replied the attendant. "That man thinks he can get as many miles out of a gallon of gasoline a the agent who sold hi in his car said be could." Assessed Value. Deserted Wife-I want to offer flv dollars' reward for news of my hus band, (lend or alive. Police Official Hut, madam, yon ought not to put news of him dead or nllve ut the same figure. D. W. All right. Make It ten dol lars' reward if he's deud. Thorough. "Iild the grasshopiier do much dam age to your farm last year?" "I should suy they did. They de voured everything cleur down to th first mortgage." Toothed tongs of much power bars been patented by a Washington In ventor to pull weeds. Wrlrht'o Indian Vesvtable Pill, he eto4 the lt-Mt of lluie. Te.t turui yonra If Dow. i fur aiaipl. to STt fvrl irei, N. Y. Adv. A fool Is a person who Is not ad dicted to your own brand of folly. An honest man has no business ta jail. Winter temperature of Tuba range from 00 to Rr degrees. THI H!BH Q3AUTY 8tWIN3 MsCHtKI NOT SOLD UilDEt ANT OTHER KAMI Write for fraa booklet" Points le be considered bfra surchuln a Sewing Machine." Leara tne ffe.it. THE NEW HOME sEWING MACHINE CO., ORANtE.HAIl DATLTMTC Watson K. Oolamaa, frll 8 EH I al r-.'.nt lj7r.Whiiim, S - a a a a v j, 4a dooi. traa, Kim reaauaibla. Iilfbo.trat.reii.... itaWMrrliaa) wTnTVTbaLTIMORE, NO. 37-191. th lift ft I-1 - - ' ' Cry For A GmVm HI A Signature of L T 1 1 J wssnnma 17 ri."-'i lili if M , ! i m i J i
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