THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURG, PA. Boston's Culture Vindicated. ipit much acclaimed culture nf Ros ,o0 won for Itself new laurels when less I penton than Dr. W. T. Swig clrk discarded a time-honored ex pros 40D the. Tins been In use fur years gunomhered. In lecture to a class of puhlle peaHB studenta he said to his highly unused hearers : "Public benllb work should he In tf hnnthi of an especially trained low nf men and should not he left to every Thomna. Itlchnrd and Henry!" (he funilllnr ohl "Tom. Dick nd Hurry" of our childhood. What is Castoria C ASTORIA it a harmless substitute for Castor OH, Paregoric, Drop pd Soothing Syrups. It ia Pleasant It contains neither Opium, Horphtna dot other Narcotio aubstanoa. Ita age ia its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allaya Feverishnesa,. It cures Diarrhcea and Wind Colic It relieve Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It pMlmOatefl the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and petural sleep. The children'a Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind Ton Bate Always Bought, and which baa been in use for over SO years, baa born the signature of Chas. IL Fletcher, and haa been made under bis personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this. AU Counterfeits, Imitationa and Just-as-good" are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infante and Children Experience against Experiment. s genuine Castoria alwaja bears the signature tll-AjxfTXT-CUcJaiA Improved. The clam chowder Is very flno to dny, sir." aiiWHted the will tor. "I hud Home of thiit yosterduy," wild the cncxt. "and I didn't think much of It" "You'll find It hotter today, sir. They've put another clitiu In." MAKING RAPiD STRIDES Canada Improving in Every Way Agriculturally, Commercially and Financially. The reports coming to hand every doy tioni nil brunches of industry in Cunnila speak highly of Ute construc tive uhllity of that country. Decently Uio managing directors of the Caniitllun Credit Men's Associa tion save out the statement thnt busl dchs In Western Canada was good. In every bran h It Is better than In 1013, and everyone will remember that In that year business was excellent. He rays: The beauty of It Is the way In which payments are coming In. Mer chants all over the West are taking their cash discounts. Such u transfor mation 1 never saw. Twin the records In tho office I knew it was getting better. We clear here every retail merchant In the coun iry every three months, and we are therefore In the closest touch and have Intimate Prttowledgo of the way trade is going and how payments are being mode. Conditions ut the present mo ment are hotter than I hud dreained It as possible that they should be. "The statements which we are re ceiving with reference to the standing of country merchants Indicates that there will bo very few failures this fall. It Is quite remarkable. Men who have boon behind fur years and In the hole are actually paying spot cash for everything, and taking their cash dis counts. Iianks and loan companies this fall will have more money than they know what to do with. "Tills Is about the condition of trade, nil I am glad to say there Is no exng gTiithm In what i have said. The business of the prairie provinces U In splendid condition." Crop reports are also good. From ill parts comes the word that the crop conditions were never better, and the situation at tho time of writing Is that there will be fully as great a field us In 1015, when the average of wheat over the entire country was up wards of 30 bushels per aero. The harvest therefore will be a benvy one nd, following the magnificent harvest f Inst year, the farmers of Western Canada will nil be In splendid shape. Old indebtednesses, much of which followed them from their old nomcs, re being wiped out, Improvements are nmv being planned, and additional acres added to their present holdings. During the past year there wus a forge Increase In the laud sales both by the Canadian Tactile and Canadian Northern land companies, as well as by private Individuals. A great many of the purchases were made by farm ers who thus secured adjoining quar ters or halves, the best evidence prob ably thiit could be bad of the value of Western Canada land when those who know the cotlCtry best are adding to their holdings. A number of out slders hnve also been purchasers, but very little land has chunged bands for upcculatlve purposes. Ad evidence of the prosperity of tho country Is found In the fact that such I lurge number of farmers are pur chasing automobiles. Alleged hard times In Manitoba have not tlampeued the ardor of motorists f prospective ones. The automobile license department reported a few toys since that there are 1,000 more Private owners of cars in the province this year than last. The number of licenses Issued this year was 10,400, as ealast 8,800 last year. At an aver Ke cost of $1,000 each the newly pur chased cars represent a total outlay of H.COO.000, while the totul number of cars In the province are worth approx imately $10,000,000. The new cars are f modern types. Many people, for some unexplained "ason, have feared and continue to fr thnt this country will experience 1 Period of Industrial and business loliaess after the war. There seems to be do Justification for such a specu lation. On the contrary, there are sound jwsona for belief In the prediction of ,lr. Kingman Nott Robins, vice presi dent of tlie Farm Mortguge Bunkers' Association of America, who, in the Monetary Times, declares that Canada experience her greatest propor tionate development in production im mediately after the conclusion of the '. The country will certainly hnve exceptionally favorable commercial millions to take advantage of. There will be the great need of En In the work of reconstruction, Restful. "Who In thnl chap riding on the bourse with I ho driver?" That's Smiley, the professional hu morist. He's on hiH vacation." Wrlfhfa Indian Tractable Pills hare ttnai me leu, 01 time. ti mem jutir ll an, (or eemple 10 17? Pearl ilml, N. Y. Adv. It will be nil right If the tflrlg they left behind don't forget them for the ones who didn't go. We haven't much use for misers, but It Is far better to freeze on to your money thnn hum It. TTlTlWiTV Is a deceptive dlseass thouandM have II TRfiTTRT I? and don't know It. II a IVUUULid you WHnt gooj reult you run make no mistake by using Dr. Kllmrrs Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy. At drusgista In fifty cent and dollar nixes. Hample size bottle by Par cel Tort, alao pamphlet telling you about It. Addresa Dr. Kilmer at Co., HlniJham ton, N. V., and enclose tea Coats, also mention this paper. and along with this, the natural tend ency nf the allies to trade among them selves, end perhaps special trading privileges. Mr. Itnblns points out that the greatest development lu the United States followed tho costly and destruc tive civil war. Mr. flohlns, In an address before the Bondmen's Club of Chicago, expressed the opinion of a far-thinking mlnu and the review of an experience of the hint of his numerous trips through tho Ca nadian West When he said he re garded the spirit of the Canadian people, as ho found It, the most ad mirable and encouraging fenturo ot the entire situation. They ore facing the sacrifices of war courageously and with culm confidence ns to tho result, and In similar spirit they face the eco nomic future, confident, but expecting to solve their problems only by dint of hard and Intelligent effort An Important part ot Mr. Bohlis' address, which Invites earnest atten tion. Is that in which ho refers to the land situation, and when his remarks are quoted they carry with them the Impression gained by one who has given the question the careful thought of a mnii experienced In economic ques tions, iind specially those relating to soil and Its production. He Is quoted us faying: "Agricultural Canada was never so prosKTous, and Immigration of agri cultural population both during and after the war seems n logical expecta tion, finding support In an Increasing Immigration nt present from the Unit ed States, In spite of numerous ca nards spread broadcast throughout the United States to discourage emigration to Canada., The lauds of Western Can ada, however, ns long ns they are os at present the most advantageous for the settler of any on the continent, must continue to attract, despite mis representation, 4iid on the Increase of Its agricultural and other primarily productive population deiM-nds the eco nomic future of Canada. All other problems are secondary to this, and tho large interests of Canada, recog nizing this fact, are preparing to se cure and hold this population both dur ing and ufter the war. They ore con tent to let city development and other secondary phases and superstructure follow In natural course. This recog nition of the true basis of economic development Is an encouraging augury for the future." "The war has brought the United States and Canada nearer together economically thnn ever before. The total Investment of United States capi tal In Canada doubtless exceeds $1,000, 1)00,000, of which $300,000,000 has been invested since the war begun. Except for Croat Britain, Canada Is tho Unit ed Stales' best customer. Our exports to nil of South America In the last three years were less than a third of our exports to Canada In the same pe riod, although Canada bus been rigidly reducing her Imports since the war be gan. Even France, a good customer of tho United States, bought $70,000, 000 less than Cauada during 1013, 1914, 1915. And yet Canada's purchasing power Is In the first stages of develop ment only. It has been estimated that the United Stntes ran support a popu lation of 000,(XK),000. Using the same basis of calculation In reference to nat ural resources, Canada can support a population of 400,000,000. "Canada Is potentially the most pop ulous, and, In primary production, at least, the richest unit of the British empire, and It behooves us In the Unit ed States to know our Canatlu." The ' social conditions throughout Western Canndn ore everything that could be desired. .Schools have been established In nil districts where there may be ten or twelve children of school age, and these are largely maintained by liberal government grants. A fund for this purpose Is rulsed from the revenue derived from the sale of school land, one-eighteenth of all lunds being set aside as school lands. All the higher branches of education are cared for,' there being high schools at all Important centers, and colleges oud universities in the principal cities. The different religious denomina tions prevail, each having Its separate church, and religious services are held In every hamlet and village, and In far-off settlements the pnstor finds an attentive congregntlon. The rural tele phone is one of the great modern con veniences that brings the farm home nearer to the market It Is not saying too much to state that In matters of social Importance, In tho most remote settlements they carry with them the same Influence as la to be found In the most prosperous fanning districts of any of the states of tho Union. Advertisement TO LABOR By Charlotte Perkint Slctton Shall you complain who feed tho world? Who clothe the world? Who house the world? Shall you complain who are the world. Of what the world may do? As from this hour You use your power. The world must follow you. The world's life hangs on your rlfifht hand Your strong right hand, Your skilled right handi You hold the whole thing in your hand, See to It what you do I Or darK or light. . Or wrong or right, ' The world is made by you! Then rise as you ne'er rose before. Nor hoped before. Nor dared before, And show as ne'er was shown before. The power that lies in you J Stand all as one Till right is done! Believe and dare and do! PURPOSE - OF THE iUl With Some of the More Impor tant Things That Have Been Accomplished. By SAMUEL GOMPER3. As the years have gone past a tre mendous change has boon brought about In condi tions of work and In the workers themselves a change that has boon due to their orgs nlzcd. eco nomic power. The labor move ment has three main purposes to establish a short workday, Increase wages and better condi tions of life and work. The primary slop in human better ment has always been to secure u shorter workday. Those workers who toiled" ten or twelve or fourteen hours became drudges,' too tired to think, too worn out to hope or dream dreams with time only for the sleep necessary for any animal. Each day they re turned to work unrosted from the toll of the previous day, the poison of fatigue accumulating in the btidy until the vigor of youth and manhood was ruinously undermined. To docrouse the hours of work to a reasonable standard assures to the worker time for rest und recuperation and additional time for development, for study, for soolnl pleasures, for the things that make life worth while and Oil It with hope and opportunity. Since this change has been brought about in reducing the hours of work, the short-hour workman becomes a better workman, consequently, reduc tions In tho hours of work are Invari ably accompanied by Increases In wages. Reduced Hours, Increased Efficiency. It has been the experience of em ployers thnt reducing the hours of work to a reasonable standard results In Increased efllclency of workers. The data furnished hy Borne who have kept statistics showing the Increased out put resulting from reducing from n ten to an eight-hour day Is startling. Some aave found that efficiency In creased In percentages varying from 30 to CO. Workers have called attention to harmful insanitary conditions prevail ing In places of employment. Ily their demands, backed up by their economic power, they have succeeded In bring ing about a great transformation. In this they hnve hud the co-operation nnd assistance of the many great scientists who hnve used their knowl edge nnd their ability to promote the Interests of humanity. Hut whatever has been accomplished to establish principles of human welfare In Indus try and commerce has been duo either directly or Indirectly to economic or ganizations of workers. Each year thnt has gone by has made more evident the soundness of the principles which the trade union ists have followed. As the dynamic forces In the lives of the people stand out sharply In some test thnt cuts through to bed-rock fundamentals, the strength nnd the nature of economic power Is revealed. Those who had the understanding to Interpret such Ihishlight glimpses into the heart of things and who can sense the hidden currents that are propelling the for ward surge of life, know that those who handle tho tools and materials of production, have In their hands the great powers of the common life. Cre ative ability Is that which gives men and women who can do things Influ ence nnd value. Men nnd women have an Importanco and a power because of that ii hi 1 1 ty. Only from a superficial viewpoint does this emphasis upon creative pow er appear materialistic because at tention is focused upon the products created rather than npon that great er, more beautiful thing, the wonder ful, mysterious, spiritual force that gives direction and puniose to physi cal forces In production. The problems of those who handle the tools and who do the actual work of production have been to secure rec ognition of the value of their creative lervlcos and to maintain the right of free men to control their bodice and their, Individual powers while all the LABOR liJLiaiitVl-i ii time endeavoring to obtain greater op porliinitles and facilities for personal 1o rliipiiioiit and activity. These prob loins are problems of economic relit lions between themselves and thnsf who produce and those who happen tt on.foy strategic advantages In the do tcrminiiig distribution of the ret unit from production, duly a powerful In diistrinl force can maintain Industrial lustlio and secure for those who pro duce adequate return for their serv lees. As Individuals' the workers rannoi exercise Rulllcictit inlluonce to main lain their rights or Industrial Justice hut united they have power In projstr lion to their Joint Intelligence, noedf and aspirations. Tho problems to be solved and lb forces that will be effective are eco nomic hence the wisdom of the policy that the American Federation of La Imr has steadfastly pursued. Thcii have been many other advisors, souu sincere, others actuated by ultcrtoi purposes, who have counseled tin wage earners to put their faith In tin ballot and to "o to congress." Politics a Secondary Force. I'.tit politics Is concerned with pro vidlng opportunities, maintaining l lie lilit to activities, establishing way and means by which things can bf done politics does not enter directly and Intimately into industrial rein lions. Politics Is a seeciidnry force in Industrial affairs. Every day Is demonstrating that the center of power has shifted from poll tics and government to industry and commerce. Political power is only re flected power reflected from the eco nomic. This transition makes organisation of industrial relations for the estab lishment of Ideals of Justice of trans cendent importance. It makes the nieetlug and the deliberations of repre sentatives of millions of wage earner of potential significance to the nation and the whole world. Of course labor has gone to congress for the purpose of securing the largest degree of freedom to exercise the nec essary normal activities of the work ers for economic betterment, for tho constructive work which the govern ment alone can enact; nnd to voice tho new demand for labor's complete disentbrallmeiit from every form anil fact of unfreedom und Inequality bo fore the law. ' Great Humanitarian Laws. Much beneficent remedial legisla tion has already been secured from congress, conserving the lives nnd health of workers und protecting their rights doing for them that which can not be done through economic orgiiui xallon alone. Among the great humanitarian laws are two that stand out conspicuously: The seaiiinn'8 net, enacted by congress and signed by President Wilson. March 4, 1H15, which made sailors free men, giving them the right to stop work ut will when their vessels Hre In safe harbors, and the labor provisions of the Clayton antitrust act, section 6 of which contains n legislative declara tion of more far-reaching significance than has been enacted by any other authorized body that the labor power of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. This new charter of freedom for workers was passed hy congress und signed hy President Wilson, October l. 1911. It brings relief from old methods of legal oppression and oppor tunity for freedom and progress. It means the beginning of a new period tho dawning of u new and better day. History of Labor Day. The celebration of Ijihor day was started by the Knights of I.uhor by a street parade In New York city In 1882. This was followed by an other In 188-1, nnd by n general move ment of labor unions to have the day made a legal holiday. In 1SS7 the legislature of Colorado passed a law designating the first Monday in Sep tember of each year as a public holi day, to be known as Labor day. Colo rado was the first state to pass such a law, which now exists In every state In tho Union. The establishment of the holiday was not so much the sug gestion of any Individual ns a result of changing conditions nnd social prog ress. It Would Have Failed. If union labor bnd boon founded upon the conception that capital Is the en emy of labor the movement would hnve failed long ago. If men work' Ing for wages had been schooled to believe that It was to their Interest to demand everything ami concede noth ing. It would hnve been Impossible for them to build up such plentlld organizations ns tho American Federa tion of Tabor. SLEEPING IN QUEER PLACES Englishman Chooses Narrow Plank 120 Feet Above the Ground for a Siesta. A short time ago a man wns ills covered In the lunch hour fust asleep on a plunk. His arms were hanging down, one on each side of the board, which was uhout u foot wide. He was snoring gloriously, and quite cureless of tho fact that If lie turned over for greater comfort bo would "nimble out of bed" 120 feet. r that plunk was part of tho scaffolding erected for the repair of a church spire. A similar disregard for danger was reported lutely during the erection of an electrical plant. One of the men, engaged on the tall chimney, missing his mate at the lunch hour, wont up the half-finished chimney to tind hlin. He discovered him' fast asleep on a narrow lodge of brick Inside the sliuft. a full from which meant a drop of 80 feet Tho other week a circus arrived In a certain town, not a hundred miles from London, nt an early hour, ufter a long Journey und a icrformanee id, previous night. As a consequence few of the company got any sleep. Thai day there wus the usual procession mid the afternoon mti irmance. The lion tumor bad bad a very rough time be cause of the Illness nf one of his beasts. The evening performance nrrlved. and the man had i protend to go to sleep with his hea on (he body of u couehiuit lion, finishing tip . the per formance, by sprit ring up and put ting his head In another lion's mouth. I'.ut when the Jumplug-iip time came o gentle snore was heard. The man wus fast asleep with his head pillowed on u lion. "Old Father Thamea" as Physician. Tho charitable public of Loudon Is taking in hand, wl commendable en ergy, the provision of means for help ing maimed and wounded soldiers to ward convalescence. Last year the River Thames was used for giving them short trips. This year It has been arranged to give trips to 12.000 invalided lads every available day along the river ns far as Richmond, where us many ns are utile to dlscm burk will be chaperoned to the park, und there supplied with light refresh ments. Local und city committees nro or ganized, with medical skill, to Insure that the trips will ho useful aids to the restoration of houllh. Money bus lit erally flowed into the fund for the pur pose. This Really Happened. Not one woman in a dozen will lie llove this story, although It Is true. Kvory other week Hill Smith can prove it by rolling up his left pants' Iok. The alternate week the proof is in the laundry basket. Hill works In a shop where a man must hyve forearms. He bus solved the underwear-sleeve problem by hav ing them cut off above the elbow. The other day ho bought new union suits, and showed Mrs. Kinili on one urm how much he wanted cut off. The next Sunday morning he donned the suit and found she had cut off the right lirm and left leg. lie apprised Mrs. Smith, but she retorted such a blunder was "impossible." Rut I'.ill had the proof, and he still has it; for on the union suit there is u seam around the left leg Just below the knee, where the cut-off has been put back. Dill says: "As we sew we rip, und If we snip, Inadvisedly, It's best to sow It on again." Once Overs. The wife who is plainly dressed and does not have the luxuries you en Joy Is not necessarily unhappy, und she may bo getting much more out of life than you are getting. It may bo that she and her husband arc laying up money for their old uge, while you nnd your husband urc spending nil you earn. When tho time comes that yon should be taking comfort and be free from worry, you may find yourself worried because of your ynnty sav ings, while the woman you pity to day tuny then be secure in the thought that she has enough to sup port her to the end of her days. So do not waste your pity on the woman who Is so plainly dressed. She tuny have more sense than you at tho present time and more com fort In the years to come. The Beat Passage. A somewhat conceited clergyman, who wns more celebrated for the length of his sermons than for their eloquence, once asked the late Put her Healy, the famous Irish wit, what he thought of the one Just preached. "Well, sir," replied the humorist, "I like one passage exceedingly well." "Indeed, Father Healy, und pardon mo for asking which passage you refer to." "Well, my dear sir," replied the wit. "the passage I refer to was from the pulpit to the vestry room." Facts as to Editors. On rainy days, and also on other oc casions which nre not unconnected with the postman's visit, we find the whole of a truth is this from the Thoinnsvllle (On.) Times: "If you see nil editor who pleases everybody, there will he n glass plate over his face and ho will not be stand ing up." Collier's Weekly. Keeping Friends. "This poet speaks about keeping friends with oneself. That sounds nonsensical for me." "Not nt all. Didn't you ever cull yourself names!" "Te-es." . "And why? Because you had done something of which you did not ap prove 1" Kansas City Journal. Hence the Delay. Tho Kiddle- Come quick ! There's a man been flghtln' my father more'n half an hour I Pollcomun-Why, didn't you tell me before T The Kiddle Because father was get tin' the best of It until a few mln ptee ago. Puck. PROOF THAT COURTESY PAYS Business Man Telle How He Placated Angry Customer Who Had a Real Grievance. In the American Magazine a writer suys: "I soon learned thnt the average woman, with the burden of housekeep ing on her shoulders. Is the most ir ritable nml unresMinslble creature alive. A delivery ten minutes bite can bring on your head a mighty wrath, u wilted lettuce can lose you your best customer. 1 bad to stand between these women and overworked delivery boys, careless shipping clerks and sometimes inferior goods. One Intance: A woman was to give a din ner party. Her groceries arriving al most at the last minute with the lish order filled Ineorectly. 'My dinner Is spoiled,' she cried distractedly over the telephone. 'I never will spend an other cent wllh you us long ns I live.' Woman Is built for fortitude, not re sponsibility. I shouldered the respon sibility and persuaded her to bear with me until I could rectify the mistake. It tisik much soothing; n hint of irrita tion on my part would have spoiled everything. As It wns, iifleen minutes later a messenger boy was delivering the fish nt her diKir; we had kept our customer und made a lasting friend." Dr. Pe. rj's "DEAD SHOT" la an affective mrdlclna for Worms or Tapeworm In adults or children. One done Is tuflklent and do riipplcinenlal purge nepi-niiry. Adv. The First Step. Kd Bowes, the theatrleal manager, used to live In San Francisco, and out there he knew u certain contractor who did a good deal of work for the city. line morning so Bowes says a stranger who professed to understand street repairing In all Its branches ap plied to the contractor for a Job as foreman. The boss undertook to test llie upplleant. "Well, now," he said, "supposln" you was called upon to clean out u sower down In Chinatown that was clogged nt both ends. What would you do first?" The new man thought a moment. i d bless meself," he said simply. The Sunday Magazine. Ptlea. C.ninulatMt Fyetlda, fsnr aoil InrtnmM Fvew h-filnl pronipllj by the use of 1KMAN EYB B.U.-AM.-Ailr. Unnecessarily Alarmed. The postmnii handed him the letter. One glance at tho envelope sent blui nearly into hysterics. , "Heavens!" lie cried, "the tlrst chal lenge I ever got." "I'llel" was In big letters on the out side of the envelope. "But 1 can't light and " So he hurried to the station bouse, explained thnt he knew of no enemy u lio should demand his blood and asked for protection. Three blue eon tod arms of the law presented themselves. The detective force hurried out. By that lime the desk sergeant had re covered. Ho said it meant, "line one cent." NOTIUNO l Wl ECTIVF AS ri lTIll HUH K tnr Malaria. IUII lever. Thief ot Poiiee, J. W Keyn.il'l, Newport New. Va.,Hi "It Im a plea,. nre liresmiiiieiiil liahvk fitreiilMeaixl feTcr. H.tre upm"i! It lt,-rj Decennary for'ie.venreaiul have fnu ml noreoieiij a-.e(Te.-tlve." KM llr lialilh .VU-enl, nil 'Irni; irisM.or by P:iri,-I INint, prepaid, from Kloeirw akl ('., 'WiiMhlnnen ' ' A loud Move Uabek Liver PHI. pills aetalf Possibilities of Slang. Slang und its possibilities were viv idly expressed In the conversation of two youths In a Back Bay home one night recently, says the Boston Trav eler. The boys got Into a discussion nnd when all legitimate arguments had been exhausted, the following repartee was heard : "Snow again, I didn't ontoh the drift." "Keep on spouting, kid, you're a whale." "Tie yer shoe, your tongue's hangin' out." "Hang eropo on yer our, you mutt, yer brain Is dead." "Aw miihI your tracks, yer sllppln!" "Sneeze, little one, your bean Is dusty." CLEANSE THE PORES Of Your Skin and Make It Fresh ant Clear by Using Cutlcura. Trial Free. When suffering from pimples, black heads, redness or roughness, smear tbe akin with Cutlcura Ointment. Then wash off with Cutlcura Soap and hot water. TbeBQ super-creamy emol lients do much for the skin bocause they prevent pore clogging. Free sample each by mail with Book. Addresa postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. Meaning Business. "The American girl means business." Tho speaker was Miss Alberta Hill, the courageous and popular New York suffragette She went on: "She's unite right, too. I know an American girl whoso two weeks nt the shore a pule young man In a bla.er tried to tnonoisilize. "'What Is the moaning of plntonle affection,' bo nsked her, one evening on i. ....... i 11. IIIU OOUIIJ ttllllt. "'Its usual meaning,' she answered. Ms that the chap who talks about it is either too Kor or too stlncy to get married. Cincinnati r.inpilror. Ladylike. "She's ladylike." "Yes, Indeed. Even her own broth ers have never beard her swear." Buy materials that last Fully guaranteed beat respooaibility Roofing General Roofing Manufacturing Company WorUS't lurpaet manuaotwars SVaTOTtat) AMh fMMrfvMa Si ante haa B.OrtM Vmtmttm IIMMaM Im, lit? ScalUa MRS. SEAN MET THE CRISIS Carried Safely Through Chang of Ufa by Lydia . Finkham's Vegetable Compound. NaahviIle,Tenn, "When I was going tlirough the Change of Life I had a to- mor aa large as a child's bead. The doctor said it was three years coming and gave me meal cine for it until I was called away from the city for some time. Of course I could not go to him then, so myafsr in-law told Jme that she thought Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com pound would cure it. It helped both the Change of Life and the tumor and when I got home I did not rued the doctor I took the Pinkham remedies until tbe tumor was gone, the doctor said, and f have not felt it aince. I tell every one how I was cured. If this letter will help others you are welcome to use It." Mri. E. II. Bean, 25 Joseph Avenue, Nashville, Tenn. Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com pound, a pure remedy containing the extractive properties of good old fash ioned roots and herbs, meets the needs of woman's system at this critical period of her life. Try it. If there fanny symptom In yonr case wlilcli nuzzles you, write to the Lydia 1!. Pinkhuin Medicine Co., Lynn, fila.ss. Strategy. "What was all the argument be tween you nnd Judge Flivver yester day 7" "Oh, we were discussing the merits of our respective cars." "Tl it's n foolish thing to do. Von can never convince a man that youi car Is better than his." "I know llml. but I got him so mad that he committed himself to the state ment that my car can't make over tee miles mi hour. Tho next time fie brought up before him for sjieodinf I'll remind him of that." Honor Roll. "Has your lieyo produced any dis tinguished men?" "lias It? Say. don't yotl ever read the papers? IHdn't yon bom of lefty Jones, the famous southpaw ; or Kan garoo Klein, the best shaitstop in either league; or Bi!T Burroughs. th fciii-v buster? And I could mime dozen more who have made good In tin game. Have we ever produced uny distinguished men? Why. Spalding's Casehul! (iillde Is full of them." There Are Others. "It Is very strange that no one hne over been able to find Captain Kldd's treasure." "(lb. well. Captain Kidd Isn't the only man who has put his money Into real estate and couldn't get It out.' That Knife-Like Pain Have you n lame buck, aching day nnd night ? Do you fool sharp pains after stooping?' Are the kidneys sore? Is their action irregular? Uo yotl have headaches, backaches, rheumatic pains, feel tired, nerv ous, all worn-out? I'se I loan's Kid ney Bills the medicine recom mended hy so many people In this locality. Bond the experience that follows : A Pennsylvania Case S. A. 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