THEIULI OrTCu u u tih , u.-w "rl H T Is tint recommended CYA- " for everything; but If nrtAT yu havo kidney, liver JU'-' or bladder trouble It r be found Just the remedy you need. ' jruKK'"t ln (l"'r cent Hlul rtollur elses. i... my receive a sample size bottle of v reliable medicine by parcel Post, '? pamphlet telling about It. Address Dr. Kilmer aY Co., Blnrhamton, Y and enclose ten cents, also men JjhUjapcr. Take AGAR-AGAR for Chronic Constipation Mo drugs. Send 50c for box to A. M. I1AMMAR 50 Reservoir SI. Baltimore, Md. umVNOTTWY PQPHAM'S ASTHMA MEDICINE am Prompt and Positive Belief In tvery '2ii7Boid by Drmtttiau. Price tlJM. Trial jracaBKs vj " w. iUN aevwral second bottom farmt for ssle J, ,".:" W. lwell,Weloulltlde.Ark. JmT u7bLTM0RE- n0- 32-191C. Not Likely. "Ifeiv Httlt! men understand wom en I" "Nonsense! I don't believe Uioy un derstand tlii'i" nny better tlinn big men !" SUFFERING BABY RELIEVED AT ONCE Mr. II. J- Lamar, Macon, Ga., writes: "We used Hancock Sulphur Compound ca our one-year-old baby who was suffering intensely from prickly beat and a balf dozen applications, in the courtio of 2 days, entirely relieved ber. When we first applied it, she was broken out almost over her entire body, canning fretfulness and loss of sleep, but she has not suffered since. You should recommend the Sulphur Compound strongly to mothers many children suffer so much from heat. We also used a tablespoonful In her bath for 3 days and It proved very soothing." Hancock Sulphur Compound and Ointment are sold ' by all dealers. Hancock Liquid Sulphur Co., Balti more, Md. Write for Booklet Adv. INDIANS IN HIGH POSITION Members cf Parker Family Have Proved Themselves Capable In Places of Responsibility. Koremnst among the "red bloods" nre the Parkers futher and son. They ciiiiic of it line of distinguished ancestors, of the Seneca trlblu of the Iroquois stock. Frederick K. I'urker, the fnlher, Is n nephew of Gen. Kll I'urker, Grunt's mllilnry secretary and 1 he co-worker of Lewis II. Morgan. He Is a man of fine presence ami attain ments. A resident of White Plains, X. Y., he him. been n patent factor for clean governflient mid social reform In Ills commnnlty. Mr. Parker holds the resHiislblo position of stutlstlenn In the (leimrtinetit of revenue of tho .New York Central railroad, having charge of fill otllccs, Including more than a thousand agents, between Chi cago and New York. The sou, Arthur C. I'arker, n bril liant young nreheologlst, since bis ap pointment to the New York State mu seum, has praetlcully created u new iirchcolnglcnl museum, lie is n writer of note, editor general of the Anierienii Indian Magazine, n member of the American Ktbnologlcal and Soelologl cat societies, the 11)11 medalist of Chicago University for Indian research slid one of the ten American nrcheolo xlxts appointed to the rail-American Kilcntllle congress. Christian Herald. Reason. "Abroad girls have chaperons I hey never arc left alone with u young man and It Ir very difficult to get married over there. The speaker whs Harrison "Fisher, He continued : "An old maid said to a pretty girl at the seashore : "'What I saw on the bench In the moonlight lust evening shocked me, Nellie. Yen, my dear, you shocked me horribly. I, for my part, think W's most improper for n girl to kiss a man unless they're married.' "'Ah,' said Nellie, 'do yon? Sup pose Hint accounts for your never be- ins engaged.' " The faster n man's gait the sooner misfortune overtakes him. Tea andCoffee For Children? These beverages contain drug elements that hinder development of both body and mind, especially in children. 1 Nowadays, for their chil dren, wise parents choose POSTUM This delicious table bev erage, made of cereals, has a wonderfully satisfying flavor a 'flavor much like the higher grades of coffee (but without any of cof fee's harm.) Postum is a true, pure food-drink that has helped thousands to forget the coffee habit. "There's a Reason" Grocers everywhere sell POSTUM BATTLE CHANGES CJL OF 2"S YEAR f J O or war. Jffif NORTH (fijJj$ tfV522 I SEA $&k?T Cf jCy C IOWA" PlNSK frfG I R M ANY leRADoH A Ul J BURAPtST V-J Z AUSTRIA-HUNGARY v, J rROJMANlA AXtV 3 BULGARIA J -Zy AUC.I.Mi-PMJtrtt lltit CHIEF EVENTS OF A uir. 1 Ttutons take I.uhltn. Aug. 2 Teutons take C'liolm; announce Mti.duu Ittinalans captured In July. Ante. Oormans capture Warsuw, Aug. 7 Teutons take Ivanicoroil. Auk. t Germans take Be rock. Auk. 10 Ureal Urltuln starts r' sinter of all men. Auk. 11 Oermsns take Imxa. Auk. 12 Allies land UK') uiure men on Oalilpolt. Aug. 14 Oermons take Bledlce and Soko low. Auk. lft-Teutons start Ttelrade bom bardment. Auk. 1 Russians lose Kovno. Zeppelins kill ten In l-o..don suburbs. Auk. 20 U-boat sinks liner Arabic, two Americans killed. Auk. 21 German seise NovoKeorK'evsk. Auk. 24 Germans cupture Ossowlec. Auk. 2fr-Gerninns take Knvel. Auk. 27-llreat-IJtovik falls. Auk. 2H nermans take Ollta. Auk. 29 Teutons rross Zlota l.lpn. Kept. J Germany announces l.inn.OOO RiiKHlans raptured since Mny 1. l.utsk Is taken. New York sterling exchange drops to U M. Sept. S Huiwlans lose Brody. Kept. 4 HtiMslnns Klve up Grodno. Brlt IpIi slaughtered In attempt to storm 1 1 111 70. Sept. Hesperian torpedoed, 2 Ameri cans killed, ltuinlans che. k Teutons on the Iivlna and Hereth rivers. Kept. tCtar Nicholas takes rommnnd of all the Ktixslan armies In the Held. Sept. 7--Two Zeppelin raids on I-on-don; 30 killed. Hept. 10 As Teuton take Puhno. csnr wins victory nenr Tarnopol and Trem Ixiwla. Bept. i:-Ttti8slnns drive Teutons back 14 miles In Gallrla. Pept. IT Von Muekensen seles rinsk. Hept. 20 Oermnns take, Vllnu. Bept. 2 Russians recapture I.utdk. Bept. Z! French In two day buttle ad vance on wide front In Cliampasne, while Urltlsh attack south of La Uuanee Cunul. Oct. JOermnns announce K.000 Rus sians were raptured In September. Oct. R Germans estimate allied loss ln futile West front offensive at lM.OQO men. Oct. 7-BulKarla sends ultimatum to Serbia. Oct. t Teutons begin great Invasion of Berbla. Oct. 10 Teutons occupy Belgrade. Oct. 13 BulKnrla Invades Berbla at three points. Fifty-live killed by Zeppelin raid on London. Oct. 20-Russln recapture Csartorysk. Serbians lose Vranja. Oct. 22-Brand Wiltlock, TJ. 8. mlnlstsr to Belgium, reports hurried execution of F-llth Caved, English nurse. Oct. 2K-nulRarlans capture TTskub. Oct. 25 Germans storm Illuxt Oct. 2ft-Bulgarlans and Teutons effect Junction In Serbia. Nov. J Auetro-Germans take Kragu Jevac. Nov. 4-First of German "no meat" days. Nov. 7-Bulgarlans taka Nlsh, Serbian war capital. Nov. 10 Italian liner Ancona sunk with large lose of life. Nov. 23 Serbians begin retreat Into Montenegro. Nov. 26 Drltlrh defeated 18 miles from Bagdad. Nov. 27 Italians land at Avlona, Al bania, Nov. ! Germans announce operations against Serbia have ended In complete success. Dec. 7 New war council with all allies represented meets at Paris. lec. 10 German chancellor makes peace bid In relchstng speech. Pec. 10-Turks begin siege of Kut-el-Amara. Dec. lt-8lr Pouglos Italg assumes com mand of British ln France. Dec. 20 Ford peace band renchea Chrls tlnnla with delegates quarreling. ' Dec. 21 Lloyd-George declares Britain fares defeat unless greater efforts sre made. Dec. 28 Lloyd-George threatens to re sign unless conscription Is adopted. Dec. 31 Italians occupy Durasso, Al bania. Jan. 2, 191-Word received liner Persia sunk In Mediterranean; two Americans lost. Jan. 4 Germans abandon Cameroon colony, West Africa. Russians take Cxer nowlts. Jan. -Conscrlptlon bill passes first reading In houB of commons. Jnn. 7-Brltlsh con pleto evacuation of Galllpoli. .Ian. 8 Russians take Csartorysk. Jan. 20-Zeppcllns kilt 23 in Paris. Ger mans take two miles of trenches at 1'e ronne. Feb. 1-Zeppellns raid Liverpool and other British cities; kill 69. Feb.. 2-tlermans bring British prlxe stenmer Appam Into Hampton Roads. Feb. 17 Russians capture Frxerum. Fob. 21 German drive at Verdun begins". Feb. 23 Cxar visits Duma for (lrst time In history. Feb. 24-Oermans announce two mile advance at Verdun. Fub. 27-Germans capture lort Douau- Bargainlng for ths Feather. "My dear, I wish you would lenra to make a good cup of tea. It Is not dif ficult to learn, and It would be a feather in your cap." "If I learn, will you buy mo that wil low plume?" Patience and Good Nature. Good nature Is the ell which lubrl cntes tho machinery of society and business. Patience and good nature will get away with any situation In life. WAR'SSECONDYEAR - FARMJ7 TWO1 ' ADMlCf mont, Vordun. Austrian capture Duras so. Russlnns take Kermnnshah. Mar. 4 Russians take Hltlts by storm. Mar. S-Tbo Moewe, German raider, reaches home port. Zeppelins kill 13 In Knglsnd. Mar. 7 Germans take Forges, near Ver dun. Mar. 10 Germany declares wur on Por tugal. Mar. 11-RellevlnK foice repulsed seven miles from Kut-el-Amnra. Mnr. 2i Channel steamer Bussex de stroyed by submarine; 2-iB killed; several Americans Injured. April 1 Germans capture Mulancourt, near Verdun. April 2-Zeppelln destroyed on British coast after killing ffl. Germans tako Vaux. April S-Gcrmans mnka fifth Zeppelin raid In sU days on British coast. April 7 Oermnns capture Hauroiirt. April 19-Rtisslane cupture Treblxoml, on Black sea. April 21 Flrrt Russian contingent dis embarks In France. April 2R Sir Roger Casement, Irish plot ter, raptured attempting to land in Ire bind from submarine. April 2-Irlsh revolutionaries seize Dub lin. April 3-British bnttlcblp Russell sunk by mine In Mediterranean. April SO-Brltlsh In Kut-el-Amara capit ulate. Mar 1-Rrltlsh announce Irish revolt Is quelled. May 6 Germany ln note agrees to modi fy submarine warfare. Allied warships bring down two Zeppelins. May 2(v-AUHtrlaiia drive Into Italy near Lake (tarda. Muy 21 Austrlans announce raptura of 13.000 Italians. May 22 Cossacks from Russian army In Asia Minor Join Urltlsh In Mesopotamia. Mny 2r-Compulslon bill siKned by King GeorKS. May 2-Austrlnns advance In Italy, taklnK 24.M prisoners. June 1-Russians begin Kreot offensive Against Austrluns. Jun 8 Greatest naval battle In history off Skaggerrnk. Both sides claim victory. June 6 Russians announce capture of iS.flcO Austrlans. June 7 -Kitchener and staff drown when cruiser Hampshire strikes mine north of Scotland. June 8 Germans cspturn Vaux Fort e.t Verdun. Russians announce capture of 4I.0U0 Austrlans In three duys. June -Russ!ans take Lutsk. Greece disbands army at command of entente powers. June lo-Rnsslana have forced back Aus trian 28 miles. June It Russians take Bucxaes, Gallcla. June 12 Russians take Dubno. June 13 Italians rally and check Aus trian drive. June 19 Austrlans evacuate CzernowltJ. Bukowlna capital. June 21-Allles In Paris conference agree. on boycott of Germany after the war. (iermnn re-enforcements halt Russian drlva In Volhvnla. June 24 All Bukowlna swept clear of Austrlans by Russians. June 25 Russians sclxe Kuty U miles from Kolomea, June 26 Russians capture Klnipolung, Bukowlna. June 2$ Italians recapture Corslero and Poslna. June 50 Russians In battlo near Kolo mea take 10.000 prisoners. July 1-Anglcj-Krench "blK push" on 8otnme begins. July 2 British nnd French continue ad vance on Somme. July S Russian patrols crowd Carpa thluns Into Hungary. July 8 French take Germnn second line south of the Boinme. Turks drive Rus sians from Kerumnshuh, Persia. July 9-BrltlBh and French gain In West. Russians advance toward Kovel. German submarine merchantman Deutschlund en ters Chesapeake Bay. July 10 Russians advance 16 miles In Volhynla. July 11 French storm hill one mile from Teroune. Russians reach Stokhod river. July 12 British capture German trench' ) on eight-mile front July 13 Russians capture Marnakhatiim, CO miles west of Erseruin. July 16 British announce advnnce of a mile on tour nine ironc July 18 Widespread peace agitation In Germany. Russians take Balbc.rt. Ar menia. July 17 Russians capture 15.000 men. Force foe over Lipa river In Volhynla. jly ia-Greiit Britain publishes black list of pro-German American firms. July lS-Russlans drive Austrlans back Into Hungsry. Jnlv !0 Allies make big advance on west front. Russians resume offcnslvo before Kovel. July 21-Brltlsh reach German third line In Fourooux wood. Russian left wing AHv Von Llnslngen back 16 miles. July 22 British cavalry defeated near Sues. July 2S-Brltleh patrol squadron routs six German destroyers on" Holland const, British renew greut drive In Summe re gion, entering Posh-res. July 24-Anxais and Germans fight fiercely In Pozleres. Russians pierce Ger man front smith of Riga and drive Aus trlans Into mountains on Hungary fron- Julv 2B-Turltev sends troops to aid Ten inn. niciilnst Russia. Torrltlo llghtiiiK con tinues on Somme front. British states blacklist win noi uireceu " trals. Superfluous Solicitude. "Willie. I don't want you to ro to that river resort with the rest of tho boys." "Why uot, ma?" I'm skecred you'll Kit hurt going up on one of them there parachutes." Lazy. Sinltty (I aklng his watch from un der his pillow) "Quarter to eight and no one has come to wake me yet: I shn.ll certainly be late for class if they don't come noon." Virtues of Faithfulness By REV. J. H. RALSTON Secretary of Corrrtpondence Drpartment, Moody Bible Institute of Chicago TEXT Wherefore, holy brethren, pnr takers of the heavenly calling, consider the apostle and high priest of our profes sion, Christ Jesus: who was faithful to him that appointed him, as also Moses was faithful ln all his house. Ht-b. 3:1, 2. Man may Inck nearly all the virtues that are ordinarily prized, but if he retains lust the virtue of faithful ness he cannot be overlooked. If he ndd to tho other virtues thnt of fulthfulness he at once goes to the front We may note thut the fulthful ness of Jesus Christ lmd some thing In view ev ery moment the commission o f him who hnd ap pointed him. He hnd come to do tho fnther's will and he never for a moment let thut drop out of sight until he was ready to say, "I have finished tho work that thou gavest me to do." Kvery man has his appointed work an I ordinarily lie knows what it is, und If he keeps thnt In view, especially If lie keeps In view the one who gave him the appointment, ho will not fall. Jesus Christ realized every moment that he was an apostle, that Is a "seat one," and ho carried out his work as sent to be the high priest for his peo ple, viz.: to make a reconciliation of men to Rod, In short to make their re demption complete. This fulthfulness of .Testis Christ was compared with the faithfulness of Moses who wns declared to be "fulth- ftil in all his house." Nothing omitted as far as human scrutiny could go. Hut tho faithfulness of Jesus Christ was greater not so much lu the qual ity of it but In that he wns faithful ns the son over his own house, whose house, we are. Here?, as In other qual Itles of the high priest, Jesus was bet ter than man or the best of men. It Is in this fulthfulness of Jesus Christ that the believer has the guar anty of his ultimate salvation. While man must not forcct that he must hold fast to the "confidence and re- loli-lns of the hope firm unto tho end, yet emphasis must always he placed on the fidelity of the Redeemer. Paul was confident thut he that had begun a gootl work ln him would perform It, or iM-rfect It. until the day of Jesus Christ. To him Jesus was looked upon as taking hold of n man and guaran teeing his sitlvnllon. It Is not presump tion to look upon Jesus ns unilertakln? the redemption of a man nnd hcllev Ing that ho will complete the work It Is very rarely that you find a Chris tin ii man or woman who Is Instrumen tal In biinelne u man to the Lord who Is thus faithful, and the believer might from two standpoints do well to think nf Jesus ns faithful to him. Some times when he Is In the way of temp tatlon nn;l Jesus Is having a hard time to hold him; sometimes when a man Is really doing his best with tremend mis opposition, Jesus Is near at hand keeping him from falling. This fulthfulness of Jesus Is some- thins In which we mny all share. As we look upon men we find many of them possessing the talents that we do not nossess. They have splendid physiques, fine personalities, good voices, high intellectual attainments, suavity nnd many other qualities, and ns wo look at ourselves we find our selves to be utterly lacking, nnd such ns we have nre very Inferior, and so we despair of making a mark In con nection with them. Hut here Is faith fulness or fidelity; whether we have talents or not we enn be faithful, and It Is to Iho faithful servant that the promise Is made. There Is another thing about the faithfulness of Jesus that completes cmr confidence; his fulthfulness Is coupled with transcendent ability. Paul again comes to us and says: "For I know In whom I have believed, anil mn persuaded that he Is able to keep that which 1 have commuted unto him against that day." There was a day when Paul committed his eternal salvation to Jesus Christ. He left It nil In the hands of Jesus; he trusted him as faithful. At thnt time Paul did not know much about the ability of Jesus, but now, nenr the end of his life, after the lapse Indeed of many years, we know that he has tested Jesus and his testimony Is thnt not only was he faithful but that he was nble. We cannot doubt but that Paul had mnny hnrd battles, nnd as he was passing through some of them It would seem that he must fall, but just ns he wns going down Jesus held out his strong hnnd nnd delivered him. "That day" was not far distant to Paul al though It has not arrived yet, but Paul knew thnt his eternal Interests were safe In Jesus because ho had tested him for so long. Punl knew that God wns rich In glory and could supply all his needs, ns ho wrote to the Phlllpplan Christians. To every man that has a serious thought about the salvation of his own soul Jesns Christ Is presented as a inedlntor between God and man, In the position of the high priest, nd he has throe qualities that are absolutely necessary to the completion of that work. First, he has the ability to do It; secondly, he has the willingness to do It ; thirdly, he has tin faithful ness to do It. Duty Always First. Let us learn that If we are bent on doing our duty we muBt be prepared to suffer for it Never to suffer for doing our duty may bo to fail in doing It at all. Bishop Thorold. Whoever Is In n hurry shows that the thing he Is about Is too hlg for hltu. Haste and hurry nre very dif ferent things. Chesterfield. WHEN SUN WAS WORSHIPED Baalbeo, Now in Ruins, Was the Cen ter of Religion That Once Had Many Adherents. Pnalhec Is the city of the sun. Here the sun god was worshiped thousands of years ago, here the ruins of his great temple still wtand, monstrous and majestic, n wonder and a mystery to another age and another race. Here, too, the sun today still seems to smile. with particular warmth and fervor, as though regarding his fultbful capital now that his pluce In the hierarchy of deities Is gone. In the ruins of Imalbec you cun trnce the rise and fall of almost every creed that the near Knst, rich In creeds, ban known. The very stones still lie iibout that were riilsed by the worshipers of Hnal, whom the Israel ites overthrew. Then came the Greeks and the Itoinnns, with temples to Apol lo and Jupiter, Bacchus nnd Venus. The warlike Arabs left their mark In n circle of fortifications, temples to n religion of the sword. Today the Turk holds dominion, and his modern mos ques raise their frail domed beads, like the transient structures of chil dren, beside the mighty monuments of the past. In plain terms of the guidebooks, Panlhec Is a little Turkish village of 15,000 people altnated near some of the most remarkable ruins on earth. So there are two Ihuilbecs (he city of yesterday nnd the city of today. Mod ern Iiaalhcc has Its mosques and Its churches and Its schools, sends Its re cruits to the sultan's armies, nnd makes picnics to the temple of Huc chus, where Its young men and maldi-ns hold hands l,n the twilight. Am-lent Haalbee Is a confused colossus, a heap of mighty blocks of cunningly carved stone, earthquake tossed and time eat en, piled haphazard and burled in sand, with here and there some frieze, some wall, some shrine or altar still raising Its bend through the tide of destruction to hold aloft the symbol of the sun or the Itoman eagle. The old stones have taken on n pc cullnrly rich nnd gidden color with the years. Fragments (hat archeologlsts unearlli from underground arc pale and colorless, but the sunlight of ceti turles has touched what It could reach with Its own sunset hues. Few sights nre so beautiful as Itnalbcc on a clear spring evening. The five great col umns of the sun rear their slender height heavenward like the trunks of giant palms. The tumbled temple stones glow golden In the level rays, while below stretches the lender green of young grain, the delicate bloom of wide orchards. The rock of the col nins crumbles with the passing of ages, hut tho bloom of growing life that, blights at u frosty breath returns ever fresh and new, spring nftc-r spring, eternally. Sculptor's Prophecy. Suddenly, In the midst of his work Arnold Ilonnebeck, who was designing the decorations for municipal bridges In Herlln, was overwhelmed by a strange and unaccountable feeling of sadness. It was not like u mood, but rather like a deep shadow cast over liini nnd his work. lie was under con tract to do the work, but he could not keep at It. Finally he yielded to what was for him a mysterious impulse, and let his feelings have their way with him. No one was more astonished than be when he hnd finished, roughly but with simple power, n figure of the crucified Christ and the mourning women. Ho could not explain It. lie wrote to n friend : "I felt I had to do it. could find no other symbol to express my sense of tragedy. Hut as soon as It was done I felt relief, and I am working ygain." Did the war fling the shadow of the cross over tho sensitive soul of the artist, und wns his mood born of the Inner knowledge thnt there wns to be n notlier crucifixion, and that niiiiin throughout the world there would be women mourning nt the foot of the cross upon which humanity was bleed ing? Christian Herald. Locked Up Potash. About two miles northeast of Su perior, Wyoming, are the Leucite hills, which nre made up largely nt Igneous rocks In the form of volcanic necks, sheets Intruded Into the stratified rocks, and dikes cutting across the sedimentary strata. Associated with these intrusive rocks are volcanic cones nnd lava Hows. These rocks have long been objects of scientific Interest be cause of their unusual character. Late ly they have attracted additional Inter est by reason of the potnsh-rlch min eral, leucite, they contain, which may some day he utilized If a process can be found for extracting the potash cheaply. It has been estimated that the igneous rock of, the Leucite hills contains more than 197.000,001) tons of potash. Bulletin 012, U. S. Geological Hurvey. Great Names Die Out. It Is curious how rarely our military nnd naval supermen leave direct pos terity in Hit! male line. In the three cases of Lord Roberts, Lord Wolscley and Lord Kitchener the succession has passed out of the usual direct male line. Lord Nelson was succeeded by his brother, for whom in fact the earl dom was created In recognition of the hero's last aud greatest exploit. Lord Howe, victor of the "Glorious First of June." left no son, and the barony of Howe descended to his daughter The title conferred on Lord Slnilli nalrn Is extinct, and there is no long er a Lord Clyde. Lord Anson, tho great sailor who girdled the world, left no children, and the title was recre ated for his great-nephew. London Chronicle. Last Word In Realism. One Sunday evening the pastor of a rurnl church selected Hudes as the twit of his discourse. As he expound ed and applied the subject an absent minded man ln the congregation, toy ing with a well-lllled match safe In his pocket, Ignited the contents. The sul phur fumes reached a pious woman In tho seat just abend. "It Is wonderful, Mary," she whispered (o her compan ion "simply wonderful I I have heard Hrother White preach many a sermon, but none so realistic ns this." Hot Weather Meats Veal Loaf, to erve cold: Cooked Corned Beef, select and appetizing. Chicken Loaf, Ham- Loaf and Veal Loaf, delicately seasoned. Vienna Sauiage, Genuine Deviled Ham and Wafer Sliced Dried Beef for tandwiches and dainty luncheon. niif on JLciiy '$ ytut gnar'$ tT3!a tZ m m m ii ar, .jy- i iisi -w n j Libby, McNeill & Libby, Chicago REFRESHMENTS WERE ON HIM Wall Street Man, Aptly Designated by Smart Youngster, Had to Acknowledge a Hit. Samuel O'Keefe, a retired Wall street man, Is almost n daily visitor nt the Hospital for Joint Pisenses, One Hundred nnd Twenty-Fourth street and Madison avenue, New York, where a friend Is receiving treatment. There are many Invalid children at the hos pital and Mr. O'Keefe oflen takes ihem candy, und on one memorable occa sion Imported a consignment of char lotte russe. A clay or two following (be charlotte russe festival he visited the children's ward iigain, and was greeted by loud shouts of approval. His arrival was first noted by a little by, said by the nurses to be "as smart as a whip," who shouli'd gleefully: "Oh, look ! Here comes the char lotte rooster!" I'nder the circumstances Mr. O'Keefe felt that any further refresh ments ought to be "on him." ITCHING, BURNING SCALPS Crusted With Dandruff Yield Readily to Cuticura. Trial Free. Cuticurn Soap to cleanse the scalp of dandruff cruslings and scaling, and t'ulicura Ointment to soothe and heal itchlngs nnd Irritations. Nothing bet ter, surer or more economical than these super-creamy emollients for hair and scalp troubles of young or old. Free samule each by mail with Hook; Address postcard, Culic-ura. lept. L, Host on. Sidd everywhere. Adv. Called Down. They were enjoying n plunge In Ihe surf, be and she. He of New York and she of Roston. She of Roston accidentally got be yond her depth and It looked like a cinch bet that she would never view the? ."Huh" again through her specta cles. Rut lit- of New York was on the Job in Hie role of an animated life pre server. Site of Roston was about to make her third a'nd farewell disappearance when be reached her side. "Hold on light," gasped lie of New York, as ho felt a pair of arms ahonl his neck. "Pardon me," gurgled she of Boston ns she expectorated a quart of Ihe ocean from her Interior department, "but you should say "hold on lightly.'" And Ihe sad sea waves rolled on. Shrewd Purchasing. Little seveii-year-olil I'red, who lives In one of Zanesvillc's suburbs, bad been ailing and his mother decided that he needed a dose of castor oil. I'red was told that if he were to take the castor oil wit lion I complaint, he would get 3 cents to spend for can dy. Then his mother sent him to Ihe cor ner drug store with 13 cenls 10 cents for the oil and 3 cents for candy, Arriving at Ihe drug store, Kred de cided to buy I lie sweet meals first, and told the clerk that he wauled a nickel's worth of candy. "What kind of candy do you wanlV" asked the clerk. "Glninie ihe kind you get the most for a nickel." answered l-'red. The clerk compiled, and then l-'red said, rather rclucianily : "Now gimme some castor oil. I want the kind you gel the least fur a dime." What's on His Mind? A man on nn Kvnnsvllle ear carried n cage containing a pigeon and ennary hlrd. "Hub, well mated," remarked one of the passengers. "About as well ns some married peo ple I know," rejoined the owner. In dianapolis News. iimper Grain Crops Is no war lax on land and bo conscription. Send for Illustrated pamphlet snd suit for reduced railway rates, information as to best location. eSet Address Superintendent Iromiiication, Ottawa. Canada, or , J. P. JArrRAY, Cor. Walnul and Broad Sis., Philadelphia, Pa, Canadian Covtrair.tot Agent v 130rd cog iooH YUa 90 80 70 60- T i ii 'f i 30 If 40 30 20fl 10 to 20 1: 30 30i Had Nothing on Youse. Will II. Youse. proofreader ea Mum-In iipwsnaner. was hulled by a friend as Youse was hurrying along the street the other day. It being on of the days thnt the state Sunday, school convention was In session lheri. "I lev. Will ! Look at these nice buss I'm taking to the house to have baked." shouted the friend. "Yen. IhevrH all liuht." said lOUSrl, ns he started on. "but I iroffil get horo In a hurry we're going to have si Sunday school delegates for dinner. Indianapolis News. Take the Ache Out of Foot-Ache. Rathe your feet In hot water, nsinf Johnson's Foot Soap. Composed of Borax, Iodine and Bran. At druggist or sent postpaid for 25c by Thos. OllI Soap Co., 711 Kent Ave., Iirooklyn, N.. Adv. Compulsory. Itenr Admiral Peary, at a Washlnf ton tea, talked about bis recent l-oriu Reach (lying trip, when be fell 1.20U feet Into the water without knowing It. "I wasn't frightened," he said. "I thought that our swift descent l at piece of fancy flying. I am, In fact, Ignorant of aviation as the little bO) was Ignorant of history. "'Describe the Order of the Roth. Ills teacher asked this little buy. ( "'It's very ancient,' he answered, 'It goes back to the ttme when ther didn't take no baths except by order.' Unexpected Explanation. Ranks I had n new experience yew tenlay, one you might call umiccount able. I ate a hearty dinner, finishing up with a welsh rabbit, a inlnce pic and some lobster n In Newburg, Then I went to n place of amusement I bad hardly entered the building before ci erythlng swnm before me. Ronks The welsh rabbit did It. Ranks No, It wns the lobster. Ronks I think It was the mince piv RanksNo, I have n simpler expla nation than thnt. I never felt better in my life. I was at the aquarium. F.i.ixiR nnr:K wortt? its wf.h.ht IN GOLD IN Tilt PIIH IITINKH. "I contracted malaria in Ihue, and after rear's fruitless treatment It a prominent Wanbinvtnn physician, yonr fcllllr Uakwk entirely cured me. On arriving liere 1 f down with tropical mulrl the worn! lorse and sent home for llahrk. Again It proved Its value It Is worth Its weight la gold here." DruMo O'Hnfcan, Troop K, tk tj. S C'rlrT, Blan, Philippines. Kllxlr Habek, So cents, all dmsirlstsor Parrels Post, prepaid, from KJootcwasI A Washington. D. O. Not Without Avail. "Peter Cooper, stand up." The raw-boned "poor-white trash." holding his ragged hat In one Imu4 and the tall of his shuhby coat in (bet other, walked slowly up to the stand. "Yes. Judge." "You are accused of profanity Id t' public place." "I guess I did It. Judge. Nigger wju tryhi' to steal ma hoss." "Rut you should know better than ta take the name of the Lord lu vain, Mr. Cooper." "It wnrn't In vain, Judge. Yon Jest ought ter have seen that nigger runf Case anil Comment. Important to Mother Examine carefully every bottle t CASTORIA, a sate and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that Ii Signature of $hffij!faftu In Vse for Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher'. Castoria Just Like a Man. This overheard conversation coobj he re-related In two lines, but we at stringing it out a little longer. "I wish you'd get yonr life Insured." said n lady. "Why should I?" growled the man. "If you should die, you'd want know that I was provided for, would' you?" "Yes but I'm bound to outlive yo-" "There, that's Just like you nlwar looklng on the dark Ride!" Good Markets High Prices Prizes Awsrdod to Western Canada low Wlieat, Cat, Barley, Alfalfa and Grasse The winnings of Western Canada at the Soil Products exposition at Denver were easily made. The nst comprised heat Oats, Barley and Grasses, the most important being the prizes for Wheat and Oats and sweep stake on Alfalfa. No less important than the splendid quality of Western Canada's wheat and other grains, is the excellence of the cattle fed and fattened on the grasses of that country. A recent shipment of cattle to Chirac topped the market in that city for quality and pnc. Weikra Ctaiaa redacts' b 1915 eM-tkird s Mel wseat a all of tee UaKeJ Stales, er erst 300,000,000 BasaeUv Canada in proportion to population has a grester exportable surplus of wheat this year than any country in the world, and at present prices yoa can figure out the revenue for the pew ducer. In Western Canada you will fm1 good markets, splendid schools, excep tional social conditions, perfect climana , and other great attractions, Tbsrsw
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