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    THE FULTON COUNTY NEWS, McCONNELLSBURO, PA.
Meat Makes Bad Kidneys
Too much meat ii juit m bad as not
enough. 8uch diet ii apt to load th
blood with urlo acid and to injure the
kidneys. Bad back, blue, nerou
pells, dirainess, rheumatio pains, and
bladder troubles indicate weak kidney,
foretell danger of gravel end Bright's
dimn. ' Don't neglect this condition.
Um Doan'i Kidney Fills.
A Virginia Cue
BtmvMetanriUi J. F. Thomas, ZT
Aw'
Roxbury St., Clifton
Forga, Vs., says: "Urlo
acid had poisoned my
system and I was
emaciated and bad
lost the. use of my
limbs. The muscle of
my back seemed to be
contracted and I was
In agony. Three days
after I began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. I
felt better and In a
short time was able to
get around. My kid
neys got normal, I
gained thirty pounds
and all the ailment
left me."
DOAN'S V
FOJTER-MILBURN CO, BUFFALO. N. T.
Nothing to Brag Of.
"lie's boon thirty-five year In the
same position."
"He ought to be ashamed of him
self." Important to Mothers
Rxamlne carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a sate and euro remedy for
Infanta and children, and 3ee that It
Ttnrfl ttia mf
yr j, . .
Signature of LztZT-CUcil.
In Dse for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoris
The thing that worries a rich mnn
bj that some of his friends are richer.
Some girls bleach their hair In or
der to get a fair show.
YAGER'S
LINIMENT
For Horse Lameness
Yager's liniment is a stable necessity for
tpavin, galls, boils, sprain, strained
ligaments, sweeny, wounds, cuts and (welling.
"Bott Ltnlmant on tha
Mr. Bert Martin, Weslev, Pa.
sad a hnru go lams from a
train two months ago and tried
tour d.flerenc kind of liniment
on htm and he did not set much
better. I got a bottle of Yager's
Liniment and he is better al
ready. I think it it on of the
beat liaimemts oa the market.'!
At all dnalen An eight ounce
battle fur 2Sc Prepared by
Mai-kat"
writest MI
GILBERT BROS. A CO,
Baltimore, Ml
The Wretchedness
of Constipation
Can quickly be overcome by
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS.
hirely vegetable
"-act surely and
rtnuy on U
liver. Cure
Biliousness,
Head
ache, Dizzi
ness, and Indigestion. They do their duty.
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
Gold Breezes
Cause Sneezes
and warn yon that you are taking
cold. Don't let it scttla in your head
or throat Drive it out with Ilale'i
Honey of Horchound and Tar. Clears
head and throat and relieves coughs
and hoarseness. All druggists, 25cta
a bottle.
aaa II adM mia tr Plk.' Teeducaa Draaa
Why not do something for your t orus,
t allou, llunluns, mid A chine, Ttrwd,
Teud.r, Sweaty, Swollen
A hot foot bath with ,
JOHNSON'S FOOT SOAP
111 rellare tarn at once and make lire worts
Ulng. Tb aafa and inn remedy composed of
" old and reliable lug-red IrntM-Borax. lotllna,
ml Bran, Be per cults at first elanadrugg-lats
"nt pn paid on receipt of tha price by the
atinfiictuivrs. THOMAS GILL SOAP CO,
m ill Meat Ara Braoklya, M. I.
CRIVEMALARIAOUTOFTHESYSTEM
AOOOD TOWIQ AND APrETIZER
DAISYFLYKILLER tSS VttSZ S
l. "mi, olaaa, r.
1 Dammtai.roB.etuant,
p. laata ail
eesson. MaSaof
nalal, caatiplll or tip
wi will set soil at
lujara anrlhlnf.
Quaraataad 1R.U1,
AlldaaUraartaMl
sipmm pais for (l.M.
onus, ih Da Xalk Are., SrMlIra, . ,
PACKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
A tnllat nranararlen of marti,
Ujm ta aradtoaM daadralL
Far Raatoruis Cola aad
B aat.tr toGray or Fadad Hair
IK and Sl.oo at Ommrt.ta,
Fruit, VeetaMa F'f " '
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PoHr.
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"The clay breakelh; the
flee away."
LEWIS CARROLL'S
EASTER GREETING
Sentiment by Author of "Alice ,"
and Her Friends, the White
Rabbit and the Beloved
Cheshire Cat.
FORTY years ago Lewis Carroll
wrote to his many little friends
"An Easter Greeting; to Evory
uniia wuo Lores Alice." The ar
fectlonato, oarnest words so charac-
terlstlc of Iter. C. I. Dodgson and so
unexpectedly serious from tlio author
of the Whlto Rabbit and the Mock
Turtle were printed on a tiny open
sheet of paper autograph, and In
scribed with the Christian name of
every child to whom It was sent on
Easter ove. It read as follows:
Dear Child:
Please to fancy, If you can, that you
are reading a real letter, from a real
friend hom you have seen, and whose
voice you can seem ,to yourself to
bear wishing ycu, as I do now with all
my heart, a happy Easter,
Do you know that-delicious dreamy
feeling when one first wakes on a sum
mer morning, with the twitter of birds
In the air and the fresh breeze coming
In at the open window when, lying
lazily with eyos half shut, ono sees
as If In a dream green boughs waving
or waters rippling In a golden light?
It Is a pleasure very near to sadness,
Dringing tears to ono a eyes like a
beautiful picture or poem. And Is not
that a mother's gontle band that un
draws your curtains and a mother's
sweet voice that summons you to rise?
To rise and forget, In the bright sun
light, the ugly dreams that frightened
you so when all was dark to rise and
enjoy anothor happy day, first kneel
Ing to thauk that unpeon friend who
sends you the beautiful sun?
And these strange words from a
writer of such tales as "Alice"? And
is mis a strange letter to end In a
book of nonsense? It may bo so. Some
persons may blame me for this mixing
together things grave and gay; others
may smile and think it odd that any
one should speak of solemn things at
all, except In church and on a Sunday:
but I think nay, I am sure that some
children will read this gently and ov
Ingly and In the spirit In which I bave
written It.
For I do not believe God means us
thus to divide life Into two halves to
wear a grave face on Sunday and to
think It outof place to even so much
as mention him on a week day. Do
you think he cares to see enly kneel
ing figures and to hear only tones of
prayer and that he does not also love
to see the lambs leaping In the sun
light, and to hear the merry voices of
the children as they roll among the
bay? Surely their Innocont laughter
Is as sweet to his ears as tho grandest
anthem that ever rolled up from tho
"dim religious light" of some solemn
cathedral!
And If I have wrltton anything to
add to these stories of Innocent and
REASONABLE DOUBT
The Lady I wonder If be loves me
for myself alone or 'cause I got a
r.nl. slew nf Easter ergs.
LOOK OUT FOR BLACK BEETLE
Re on the lookout for the black
beetle which does such deadly work
among the asters. Don't let a day
go by without an Inspection of your
plants, for If he comes, and bis pres
ence Is not discovered at once, be will
accomplish his fell purpose before
you are aware.
I bave had plants ruined In a day
by the ravages of this most destruc
tive creature. ' As soon as one la dis
covered, prepare an Infusion of soap
morning coraelh; Lhe ehadowi
healthy amusement that are laid up In
books for the children I love to look
back upon without shame and sorrow
(as how much of 11 To must then be
recalled!) when my turn comes to
walk through the valley of shadows.
Till j Easter sun will rlso on you,
dear child, "feeling your Ufa In every
limb," and eager lo rush Into the fresh
morning air and many an Easter day
will ccmo and go before It finds you
feeble and gray-headed, creeping
wearily out to bask more In the sun
lightbut It Is good, even now, to
think somotlmes of that great morning
when the "Sun of Righteousness shall
arise with healing In his wings."
Surely your gladness need not bo the
loss for the thought that you will ono
day see a brighter dawn than this-
when lovelier sights will meet your
eyes than any waving trees or rippling
waters when angel-bands shall un
draw your curtains, and sweeter tones
than ever loving mother breathed shall
wake you to a new and glorious day
and when all the sadness, and the sin,
that darkened life on this little earth
shall be forgotten like tho dreams of
a night that Is past!
Your affectionate friend,
LEWIS CARROLL,
EaBtcr. 187C.
Once more the air h toft with spring;
Once more the field are fresh with
bloom;
Once more the birds about us sing
And Nature, bursting from her tomb,
Into another life new born
IValica on this resurrection mom.
IN THE SOUTHERN COUNTRIES
Easter Celebrations Have Their Own
Arrangements, Which Reflect
the People's Ideas.
Throughout Cuba and Central Amer
ica, the presence of soldiers dignities
the clumsy qualntness of the Easter
celebrations. Crowds gather early in
the plains to watch the life-sized,
waxen Image of Jesus borne out of the
cathedral on a hlGb-drapod platform.
Acolytes, bearing censers, precede It,
and behind it trail clouds of priests,
bands, and Hags. The procession
moves slowly through a main thor
oughfare until It meets a second fig'
ure, resplendent In blue paint, curls,
and finery. There Is a pause as the
two figures confront each other. Then
the second Mary Magdalene Is
turned laboriously about and gallops
away with Its Joyful nows. It en
counters a third figure painted yellow
and decked with gold, as befits the
I.attn-Amerlcan conception of the Vir
gin Mary. With tho gilded figure lcad
Ing, tho two Marys trot back through
tho crowded streets to tho first Image,
As tho three moct, tholr draped rlat'
forms tip forward In solemn, silent
bows, while thousands of awed be
Hovers watch In sllonco. Forming Into
line, the throe images are borne back
to the cathedral, the troops fire
salvo, and the Easter services begin.
Tokens of Spring.
The husbandman that la tho man
whose agricultural ability bands the
households of the world together In
one great family to be fod by him
stands before the tiny Spring Beau
ties, the Hepatlcas, the Blood Roots,
the Adder's Tongue and the other first
appearing lilies of tho field, encour
aged, heartened, Inspired. If these
delicate little visitors came tip from
the cold, dark soli, after winter's ter
rors had had their way with it, why
so would bis wheat and other grains,
his potatoes and other roots, como up
again with enhanced potentialities, It
he should commit them to the earth I
EASTER THOUGHT
From Prejudice, Bitterness, Un
kindliness, Deliver Me.
Make me Charitable In Thought
Slow to Condemn, and May
My Heart and Soul be Free of
the Poison of Malice, Intolerance,
Bigotry and Hate. AMEN.
-John T. Mccutcbaoa la im Huso Cel.
casa Tribune.
and kerosene after the following form
ula: Soap, one-half pound and a tea
cupful of korosene.
Shave the soap finoly and pour hot
water over It. Set It on the stovf
to become liquid. When melted bring
It to a boll, and add the kerosene
Stir woll until on emulsion results.
To one part of this Bmulalon add ten
parts of water. Spray tho plants all
over with the mixture. If this Is used
as soon as the first boetle puts In as
appenranco. It will generally prevent
others from coming.
SiiisrsaiooL
Lesson
(By E. O. BELLERfl, Actlnf Director of
PiindriT School Course of the Moody
Bible Institute, Chics ro.)
Copyright, 11, Wtsttm Niwrrapor Union.)
LESSON FOR APRIL 23
EASTER LESSON.
LE680N TEXT-I Cor. 1i:l-H.
GOLDEN TEXT-Now hath Christ been
raised from the dead, the first fruits of
tlism that s.re asleep, I Cor. lt:20.
If teachers can Impress Indelibly
upon the minds of their scholars the
fact that Jeius rose from the dead and
Is as truly alive today as when walk
ing the hills of Galilee this repetition
of the Easter story will not be In vain.
For the pupils to take notes of the
points of the argument and to recite
upon those notes at the end of the
class hour would greatly help to fix
the facts In tbelr minds. This account
considered today Is perhaps the old
est written record we bave of this
great fact, written about 56 A. D.,
hence the significance of verse six.
1. The Triumphant Fact (vs. 1-4). If
Christian workers would be more fa
miliar with this passage they would
more Intelligently understand what
the term "Gospel" means. The fact of
the resurrection loomed largor In
Paul's mind than the virgin birth; the
former was and Is the greater miracle.
This, one of the supreme chapters of
tho Bible, tells us what the Gospel Is,
and what Its rosults are to be. (1)
What It Is. Not a new cure for tubor
culosls, nor a new social environment,
but the good news of one who was God
Incarnate (Paul does not use his earth
ly name Jesus), Christ the Anointed
One, who died for our sins Just as the
Scriptures had foretold, and was bur
led. On the third day, "according to
the Scriptures," He rose again and la
now and ever shall bo alive. Any Go
pel that Ignores the Incarnation, pas
sion and resurrection of Jesus Is false
to the Scriptures and a lie. (2) The
result of preaching or testifying to
this great program Is twofold: first,
salvation, "saved, restored to right
relations with God;" and second, per
severance, "wherein ye stand." The
"God-story," good news, evangel or
Bospcl they are all the same Is "the
power of God unto salvation," and thi
strong doctrine of the resurrection
will canso men to walk straight, to
stand upright "Chrltt died for my
sins according to the Scriptures" (I so.
63:6-10).
II. Witnesses to the Fact (vs. 6-12)
Paul (v. J) rocelved the resurrection
truth from many witnesses, whom he
proceeds to enumerate, for It was not
a matter of his own Invention. The In
credulity of the disciples at the first
Is frankly recorded (Luke 24:12). Je
sus did not appoar first to John, Pllata
or the Sanhedrln, but to a woman, and
the change of the apostlos from a
spirit of despair to that of confident.
Joyous certainty was most astonishing.
Thore are eleven recorded appear
ances of Jesus after bis resurrection,
and not one of tbom was niado to his
enemies. Paul does not mention all
of the appearances. Ho Is probably
naming only those persons, witnesses
of his appearances, with whom ha had
conversed, or at least a few from each
group. (1) Peter, referred to Indirect
ly In Luke 24:84; (2) tho apostles, to
be exact, the first ton, Judas bolni
dead and Thomas absent; (3) the apos
tles with Thomas present; (4) five,
hundred, the only record of this great
company, though perhaps Implied In
tho "brethren" of Matt 23:10. "Half
a thousand witnesses are enough to
establish any case." Of these tho
greater number were allvo twenty-five
years after the event; (5) James, prob
ably our Lord's brother, the honored
head of tho Jerusalem church; (6)
"Then all the apoRtlcs," a larger cir
cle than the twelve (see Luke 28:48,
Acts 1:6-8). This may have been th
appearance In the morn at the Sea ol
Galilee; (7) "me eltso." The wlnnlni
of the persecutor who had looked
upon this wild tale of a crucified and I
risen teacher as a sacrilege and a dis
grace to his nation, Is the most signal
and significant triumph of tha Chris
tian faith.. The Damascus road vic
tory was far more portentlous than
any other battle of history. That vr
slon converted Paul and supported
blm amidst the most astounding trials
and testings. "Out of due Reason,
like an abortive child, like a child ol
untimely birth, Paul was unworthy ol
the name of a child. He bad soon the
martyr Stephen dio, he had persecuted
those who believed, and although for
given by God, yot he was filled with
a lifelong regret for his misused in
fluence and misspent years. Thero
fore ho terms himself, "least of the
apostles." But he Is saved and
through the grace of God can ex
claim, "I am what I am." The evV
dence of the resurrection Is more pre
ponderant and definite than the his
toiio evidence we have that Caesai
Augustus or Abraham Lincoln ever
lived. It Is a greater strain upon hu
man Intelligence not to believe thli
fact than It Is to deny the evidence ol
wireless telegraphy.
III. The Fact Applied, (vs. 13-20).
The Corinthians, to whom Paul wai
writing, did not deny Christ's Immor
tallty, but seemed to deny that the
tame power which bad raised htm
could be applied to us who are only
human. Pan! answers this by present
lng four arguments:
(1) The , resurrection of Christ
proves the possibility of the resurreo
tlon from the dead, If only of Jesua
The Sadducees taught the contrary
The Stoics taught that the dead wert
re-absorbed In God. To aay Christ Ii
not risen It to claim death as annihila
tion, to destroy faith In Jesut (v. 14)
and to impugn the testimony of thost
who had seen him (v. IE). A dead
Christ means dead Christians (v. 17)
and our heaviest sorrow will U to toe I
The American Christian
and the Times in Which
By REV. JAMES M. GRAY, D.D.
Dean ol tha Moody Blbla IoaUtute
ol Chiugo
TEXT And ye shall hear of wars and
rumors of wars: that ye be not trou
blod; for tliese things must conic to puns,
but the end Is not yet. For nullon shall
rise BKUlnet nation, and kingdom against
kingdom. Matthew 2:, 7.
Never within the memory of living
man did these words of our Savior find
such fulfillment as
today. Where
there Is not actual
war thore Is ru
mor of It. Al
ready more than a
d o t e n nations,
and among them
the greatest In tho
eastern h e ra I s
phero, aro In con
flict, while two or
three more are on
tho verge of It
Dut It Is the
conditions In our
land that most
deeply ocupy our
thoughts. No mat-
tor what our politics, we will not af
firm that our chief magistrate Is
mere alarmist; and therefore when
be makes such speeches and utters
such warnings as occupied him for
time last winter, It Is difficult to be
lieve that our peace Is not seriously
Imperiled. '
What Is Our Christian Duty?
What Is tho duty of the American
Christian In such times? Of course,
we have in mind the Christian citizen
who has a duty and responsibility to
the state and to God not shared by
others, howevor sympathetic they
may be.
I. His first duty Is to become Intel
ligent as to what the situation Is.
How vast Is the scope of his lnvestl
gat Ion? Should we Interfere In Mex
ico? Do our relations with any of
the other foreign countries demand
that we should prepare for war? And
are we prepared for war, as some
say? And Is It true that to be any
more prepared Is to provoke war
Those are not speculative questions,
but stern realities. They are not
worldly, there Is a sense In which
they come very close to the center
of our religious life. Good men are
considering them, there Is earnest dif
fcrence of opinion ahout them, and
sooner or later we must cast our In
fluenco one side or the other. This
must bo done In the light of God's
Word as we understand It; and It
must be done, not merely with the
thought of results In the present time,
but In that day when we must give
account to God for the deeds done In
tho body.
2. His next duty Is to exercise the
rights and privileges, nay, the sacred
obligations, of a citizen. Humanly
speaking, ours Is a "government of tho
people, by the pooplo and for the peo
ple," and wo cannot waive tho re
sponsibilities It entails without Invit
ing disaster. We have a responsibili
ty to express our opinions if we pos
sess any. The pross Is open to many,
the use of the pen In private corre
spondence, and, thank God, speech Is
still free. Not In anger should we
dlaeuas these questions, not In the
spirit of partisanship, not to foment
strife or to make a breach between
men, but as Chrlstlons who wish their
country to bo right ond to pleano God,
wo should bear our testimony when
occasion serves.
And then there Is the sacred right
of franchise at the primary as well
as the general election.
The Lack of Prayer.
3. This brings us to his chief duty,
that of prayer. Real, Intelligent,
spirit-energized prayer for our land
and Its rules Is not common even In
our pulpits, outside of the liturgical
churches, at least, and Is still less
common at the weekly prayer meet
ing. And Inasmuch as the family al
tar has so fallen Into neglect one
wonders how much prayer Is offered
anywhere, and by anyono? And yet
are the home, the church and the
school of all places In the world, those
where tho highest and best of our na
tion are to be kept In view?
Ono could not but be struck by a
remark of Admiral Bentty of the
Ilrltlsh navy, who, In addressing a
communication to a London society
some months ago, said, that In his
opinion, the present war would not be
brought to an end, and his country
come off victorious, until the latter
was stirred by a general revival. He
Is not tho only leader In that nation
who believes her present afflictions
are In some sense a Judgment upon
her for her sins. And how truly may
tho same be said for any or all of the
other nations now engARed In war?
Genoral Grant in his "Memoirs" do-
Clares that our Civil war was a Judg
ment npon us for our previous conduct
toward Mexico. God punishes nations
ss he does Individuals, only they must
get all thrtt Is coming to them now,
while Individuals may have the worst
of theirs In the time to come.
And yot the punishment of nations
Is that of the Individuals who com
pose them, hence It Is the moot prac
tical and moving rosson why Christians
of the United States should beseech
the Lord not only to kocp us out of
war, but out of that sin wh!ch must
bring war.
The Comfort In the Text
But there Is comfort In the text
"Soe that ye be not troubled." This
belongs to the sincere disciple of
Jesus Christ. There la such a thing
for him as being In the trouble and
yet not of It He cannot but experi
ence sorrow, and loss and pain, but
there are compensations tor him that
the world knows nothing of.
And tfcen that "end" of which the
Savior speaks! Before It comes, he
niawe'i win como for his redeemed
people, who will be caught up to meet
mm in the air.
Oh. It il n blessed
thing to bo a Christian, and never Ii
tho comfort gToator than in auoh timsi
VT 1 1
Mir
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These Three Women Tell How They
Escaped the Dreadful Ordeal of
Surgical Operations. .
Hospitals are great and necessary institutions, but they
should be the last resort for women who suffer with ills
Deculiar to their sex. Many letters on file in the Pinkham
Laboratory at Lynn, Mass., prove that a great number of
women after they have been recommended to submit to art'
operation have been made well by Lydia E. Pinkham 's'
Vegetable Compound. Here are three such letters, Al
sick women should read them.
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Marinette.
he told mo I
trouble, and I
married only a
pains and my
time. I took
Mr. , V jS
mm
with female troubles that I could not do anything, and our doctor,
said I would have to undorpro an operation. I could hardl walkj
without help so when I read about the Vegetable Compound and what.
It had done for others I thought I would try it. 1 got a bottle off
Lydia K I'inkham's Vegetable Compound and a package of Lydia E.I
Pinkham's Sanative Wash and used them according to directions.:
They helped me and today I nm able to do all my work and I am well.
Mrs. Tuos. Dwter, 039 Milwaukee Ave, East, Detroit, Mich.
Bellovuc, Fa. " I suffered more than torque can tell with terrible
bearing down pains and inflammation. I tried several doctors and
they all told mo the same story, that I never could get well without
an operation and I just dreaded tho thought of that, I also tried a
good many other medicines that were recommended to mo and none
of them helped me until a friend advised mo to give Lydia E. Pink
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If you would like special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham
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Little Mistake.
An oIJ Keutlt nian of eighty-four hav
ing taken to tho altar a young damsel
of nbout fifteen, the clergyman Bald
to hiui:
"The font In at the other end of the
church."
"What do I wnnt with the font?"
said tlio old gentleman.
'"Oh, I beg your pardon," said the
cleric, "I thouRht you had brought thia
child to bo chrlKtened."
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you have been here?"
'No; but I havo listened to a lot"
How wc dltdlke to pay for things
after wo have worn them out.
May heaven help tha rich: the poor
don't need gasolino.
AILING WOMEN
NEED THIS FAMOUS
DOCTOR'S FRESCklPTION
Thousands of women who are now
blessed with robust health cannot un
derstand why thousands of other wom
en continue to worry and suffer from
ailments peculiar to women when they
can obtain for a trifling sum Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription which
will surely and quickly banish all
pain, distress and misery and restore
the womanly functions to health.
This prescription of Dr. Tlerce'a ex
tracted from roots and herbs is a tem
perance remedy.
To get rid of Irregularities, or ca
tarrhal condition, to avoid pain at cer
tain times, to overcome Irritability
Biid weakness, waste no time, but get
Dr. Fierce'a Fuvorito Prescription In
liquid or tablet form this very day.
Burglars!
"What did you do when you dis
covered there were burglars In the
house?''
"My wifo grabbed a rolling pin and
crept softly through the hall, and I
followed ljer."
"A case of 'safety first' for you,
chr
"No indeed! Safety second."
Safe Bet.
"If fashion ninkea our dresses any
shorter I don't know what we'll do."
'I do you'll wear them."
Nover eat pie with a knife. It's prop-
r to eat cheese with pie, hut knives I
should be eaten alone.
Duy materials that last
ertahio&eed
responsibility MaVWj . reMon,,, prJcea
General Roofing Manufacturing Company
Wortd'i lorpot munWoctunrt o Roofing and Building ftvwrt
$tw Vm Otj CMm raibanraia M. Lm Omiiaa riHitanra MnN a,, ni auiwf
UvOrtaM UlaiM llaatOa lumaa auMM Mliunh ailaata aikaa liran l,.l kfcu
Wis. "I went to the doctor ari(l;
mast have an operation forafcmolo
hated to have it dono as I had becrv
choit time. I would have terribl,
hands and feet wre cold all thai
Lydia E. I'inkliam's Vepretahlo Com
pound ond was cured, and I feel Ix'tter in every
wav. I triva vou Denriission to tmlilLsh mv name)!
because I am so thankful that 1 feel well again.
Mrs. Fked Leiinke, Marinette, Wis.
Detroit. Mich. "When I first took Lvdia E.
I tinkham's Vegetable Compound I was so run down'
Paper Weight.
Wally Is Kcfcgle a heavy Btnokorl
Wolly No. Ho weighs only a btm
drcd and ten pounds Exchange.
Druggist Knows the
Best Kidney Remedy
For more than twenty ymrs I have bee
ucressfully wti'mz Dr. Kilmer's Bwamp
Uoot to my customers who were in xuti
of euch a medicine and thfy all (peak in tb
holiest terms of the good results obtained
from its ue. I know it is a good meIi
cine for kidney, liver and bladder troul lr
nd I never hesitate in recommending it t
anyone who is in need of it.
Very tmly ynure,
W. II. MASON, Druggist,
Jan. 3th, 1016. Humboldt, Tena.
Letter to
Dr. Kilmer Lr Co.
Blnehamton, N. Y.
Prove Whit Swamp-Root Will Do For Yo
tiend ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co,
ningliamton, N. Y., for a sample aize bot
tle. It will convince anyone. You wi3
10 receive a booklet of valuable infor
mation, telling about the kidneys and blad
der. When writing, be dure and mentios
this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size but tin for tale at tU drut
tores. Adv.
News From Below.
Knickei- How Is your garden?
Subbubs Tito last diver reportod I
One.
"ANURIC!
NEWEST IN CHEMISTRY
This is a recent discovery of Doctor
Fierce, hoad of the invalids' HotcU
Buffalo, N. T. Experiments for aev
eral years proved that there la no
other eliminator of urlo acid eouipar
rable. For those easily recognized
symptoms of inflammation as back-
ache, scalding urine and frequeni art1
nation, as well ,as sediment ia U
urino, or If uric acid in the blood ban
caused rheumatism, "Anurlc" act
quickly. In rheumatism of the JolDtaJ
In gravet and gout, invariably the
pains and stiffness which so frequently
and persistently accompany tha di'
ease rapidly disappear.
Send Dr. Fierce 10c for largo trial
packnge. Full treatment 00a AB
druggists.
Convinced.
"I wasn't able to match that piec
of goods for you," said hubby. "I tried
six different stores, and they all told
mo thoy hadn't had anything like thai
In stock for five years,"
"I knew that all the time said
wlfle. "1 Just wanted to prove to yo
that my best dress Is hopelessly out
of style. Vou wouldn't believe It whc
I told you."
Some nervous people with a few
dollars and no brains take exercise by
making a run on a bank.
The Mississippi is the only tldelosa
river In the United States omntvln
Into the ocean or Gulf of Mexico.